Brittonic Stories Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/you-ok-uk Short Audio things from the United Kingdoms Moving Stairs 2efe470f-bd50-51a4-b268-cf5db46f5fd5 yes en Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:06:15 +0100 Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:06:42 +0100 https://img.transistorcdn.com/oi6_U28Aac9yKyrMC2fhPkqh2h1mkBtVvfzOIRYF-TE/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9hZDc4/ZGJhNjRmMzZlZmJj/NmYwMWQ1YjBjZDg4/ZGFhNy5qcGc.jpg Brittonic Stories episodic The Happy Family Short Audio things from the United Kingdoms Short Audio things from the United Kingdoms. UK, Britain, England, Stories, Comedy, London Barry Luck No Yes Lets make a Cuntry and Western Album 4 4 Lets make a Cuntry and Western Album full 94a8dba4-6851-4ae4-ab6e-1b3664970c87 https://share.transistor.fm/s/2cc196cc An American Album for the world. 

Track List
 
In God we Thrust
Straits of hummus
America 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th
Man o Manoshpere
Whisper in the Mall
Dumb Headed Eagle
Red and White striped-Necked Pete Heg Gonna Win Wars BETTER!
Hail Poly Markets I want to bet on a nuclear bomb being dropped by uncle Clementine
Don't Play with my JD
POTUS Wears a Man Diaper but He Can't Love Khamenei 

All lyrics Human. 
Music and Voices by Machines based on people
Sound Effects BBC. Ellevenlabs. YouTube

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Track List
 
In God we Thrust
Straits of hummus
America 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th
Man o Manoshpere
Whisper in the Mall
Dumb Headed Eagle
Red and White striped-Necked Pete Heg Gonna Win Wars BETTER!
Hail Poly Markets I want to bet on a nuclear bomb being dropped by uncle Clementine
Don't Play with my JD
POTUS Wears a Man Diaper but He Can't Love Khamenei 

All lyrics Human. 
Music and Voices by Machines based on people
Sound Effects BBC. Ellevenlabs. YouTube

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Track List
 
In God we Thrust
Straits of hummus
America 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th
Man o Manoshpere
Whisper in the Mall
Dumb Headed Eagle
Red and White striped-Necked Pete Heg Gonna Win Wars BETTER!
Hail Poly Markets I want to bet on a nuclear bomb being dropped by uncle Clementine
Don't Play with my JD
POTUS Wears a Man Diaper but He Can't Love Khamenei 

All lyrics Human. 
Music and Voices by Machines based on people
Sound Effects BBC. Ellevenlabs. YouTube

]]> UK, Britain, England, Stories, Comedy, London No Barry Luck The Serious and the Smirk 3 3 The Serious and the Smirk full dcbc28bf-891f-4912-a2e2-5fd75241b7f7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/d36be2cf A short story about a portrait artist and his remote sitter. 
I think I’ll start with yellow—ochre, French ultramarine, cobalt, and deep blue. But not you, transparent maroon. I hate you. 

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]]> A short story about a portrait artist and his remote sitter. 
I think I’ll start with yellow—ochre, French ultramarine, cobalt, and deep blue. But not you, transparent maroon. I hate you. 

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]]> Mon, 10 Feb 2025 17:08:30 +0000 The Happy Family The Happy Family 498 A short story about a portrait artist and his remote sitter. 
I think I’ll start with yellow—ochre, French ultramarine, cobalt, and deep blue. But not you, transparent maroon. I hate you. 

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]]> UK, Britain, England, Stories, Comedy, London No The Gammon King 2 2 The Gammon King full 76fd9f00-ee49-42e2-a15e-5504faf9b1ab https://share.transistor.fm/s/72087bd1 Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton...

'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester!

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Music by Kevin MacLeod - The Britons

]]> Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton...

'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester!

Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC 
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/
Music by Kevin MacLeod - The Britons

]]> Sun, 09 Feb 2025 16:16:18 +0000 The Happy Family The Happy Family 470 Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton...

'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester!

Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC 
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/
Music by Kevin MacLeod - The Britons

]]> UK, Britain, England, Stories, Comedy, London No The Adventures of Bobby Sprinkles 1 1 The Adventures of Bobby Sprinkles full ea221148-d594-4e81-9216-a5a17e64cc41 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e4204ba1 Bobby Sparkles doesn’t get out much these days—not because he doesn’t want to, but because the world wasn’t built with him in mind. The pavements are cracked, the buses are slow, and the people? Too busy slurping their enormous hot milks to notice a man in a wheelchair trying to cross the road. But when Bobby visits an eccentric engineer with a knack for turning scrap into spectacular, everything changes. 

As read by Barry Luck. 

]]> Bobby Sparkles doesn’t get out much these days—not because he doesn’t want to, but because the world wasn’t built with him in mind. The pavements are cracked, the buses are slow, and the people? Too busy slurping their enormous hot milks to notice a man in a wheelchair trying to cross the road. But when Bobby visits an eccentric engineer with a knack for turning scrap into spectacular, everything changes. 

As read by Barry Luck. 

]]> Fri, 07 Feb 2025 13:14:12 +0000 The Happy Family The Happy Family 425 Bobby Sparkles doesn’t get out much these days—not because he doesn’t want to, but because the world wasn’t built with him in mind. The pavements are cracked, the buses are slow, and the people? Too busy slurping their enormous hot milks to notice a man in a wheelchair trying to cross the road. But when Bobby visits an eccentric engineer with a knack for turning scrap into spectacular, everything changes. 

As read by Barry Luck. 

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