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Multiple Infinities

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 27 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0400

Look, we cut out like a half an hour of this episode and it’s still long. We tried. There are, unfortunately, some audio issues with popping and fizzle, both technical terms, that Alan claims is “our fault” but we don’t pay him for criticism. Hell, we don’t pay him at all. Rest assured, anything wrong with this podcast is like 99% the Scribes fault. Anyway, we cover some good distance in this one from portmanteaus to cigar bars on Valentine’s Day.

Hills Like Tim Olyphants

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 13 Mar 2024 12:31:58 -0400

In this episode The Fellas: erroneously implicate Chris Tucker in the Epstein Client List scandal, so they’re sorry about that Chris, discuss the lost Buddy Cop genre, the real world hell of Reply All email chains, driving etiquette in the southwest of the northeast, discuss Jake Johnson and what the hell he’s been up to. Also Kevin takes chances on his love life and asks some feedback of the Babies. It’s a wild ride.

What’s With All The Spiders

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 11:51:23 -0500

A pretty local episode, but we wouldn’t put it up if we thought everyone else would hate it. Pretty classic “The Fellas just say actors names for an hour” pod. Talking some ancient lit and historical fiction, too. Really covering some ground.

Gatekeepers and Gunslingers

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 28 Feb 2024 12:24:11 -0500

The Fellas are back, and firing on every single cylinder. Talking the good ol days of social media, before everything was memes, nothing was taken seriously, and everything was bad. Also talking a lot of TV and cinemas for the babies of old. Get in there!

The Name Game

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 03 Jan 2024 07:00:00 -0500

It only feels right to admit that the opening bit goes on way too long, but the Fellas get into a good music talk, and the Babies always like the good music talks. Real meeting of minds there, some BTS discussion. Behind the scenes, not the Kpop band. Or maybe...haha no...but...

Snowmen, New and Old

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 06 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0500

Aye, I Could Do That

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 29 Nov 2023 07:00:00 -0500

Well, better late than never. The Fellas are back in town, and truly haven't missed a beat. A little dated, but there's fun stuff in there. We missed you as much OR GREATER THAN as much you missed us. Get in there, babies. Have a time.

…What About Side By Side With A Friend?

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 21 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas talk their July 4th, and some very wholesome (cute, frankly) nerd talk, as well as giving some pod updates that you won’t want to miss. Get in there, Babes.

The Monster At The End Of This Pod

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 13:38:59 -0400

The Fellas retread some old lines, talk a little about the utter state of TV, some reading quick hits, and really some of the dumbest conversations you’ll continue to ever hear.

Choose Your Own Fella

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 22 Jun 2023 11:00:00 -0400

The Fellas get right after it after a great little giggle fit. Start off real strong with submersible talk, then moving eventually into Goosebumpstalk, and then they reminisce on the perhaps the greatest summer of their lives. Really, this pod is just a lot of talking. Fair warning.

Smacks of Death

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 14 Jun 2023 11:22:32 -0400

The Fellas engage in some of the dumbest conversations you’ve ever heard- you know what we’re doing here. Juice talk, some Pan-Penn banter, the night Doug and Kevin should’ve died, revisiting old animated movies, the soothsaying tendencies of The Fellas, and we go WAYY back with some IMDB searches.

It Is

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 07 Jun 2023 10:05:51 -0400

The Fellas take a little stroll down social media memory lane and discuss the great lengths they used to go to annoy one another. Also, first official episode of Pride 2023. Feels like every year it gets more important. Get on in there, babies! Support your not-straight friends! Kiss your buddies! Just kidding. Unless….

Baby Showers

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 25 May 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas discover a new Baby market, talk a little Mark Twain, and Kevin tells a story on the art of the wingman and what happens when it goes terribly wrong. Get in there!

The Post Show

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 17 May 2023 07:00:00 -0400

"Tough start, but The Fellas rally and go on to have a great show!" -- Just one high profile critic's review. The Fellas talk tough on global happenings and then Kevin has another story about harshed vibes and how a night can really turn on its head. We're starting to see a trend(!!). Lots of good stuff in this one, so get in there.

Vibe Raters

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 10 May 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas discuss local nightlife as well as posit a new birthday tradition.

Found Family

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 03 May 2023 07:00:00 -0400

A LOT of ground to cover. The Fellas want to care so much, but SOCIETY keeps getting in the way. Also, Moana- still divisive? The Rock- is he his own problem? Also, a trip down memory lane vis a vis the toys we played with and the memories we created alone. Get in there!

Dude Love

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 27 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0400

Just dudes talking about good feelings and rallying for each other. Don’t get too settled, The Fellas also talk about which cereal they think is the horniest for an unsettling amount of time. Sports talk mixed with a little Rock Talk (just naming bands for awhile. Men, amirite?) and then really bringing it home by somehow mixing everything into a cohesive last thought. Get on in there, babies.

Villains

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 19 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas play some interesting mind games, plot some puzzling posits, and just go absolutely rabid on the Joker. Again.

March Madness: Bad, Bad Movies

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 06 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0400

Honestly not sure who’s more mad- The Fellas or The Babies

Toothpaste and Legos

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 31 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0400

A little live music talk, a lot of Yinzer homage, some toothpaste talk, and as always, the best part is the last 15 minutes.

Bananamen

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 22 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas get to the bottom of what the show really needs, as well as discovering Atlantis and TV shows that had surprising longevity. All the standard stuff you’ve come to expect.

Yard Signs

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 15 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0400

(Very John Wick voice) Oh yeah, I'm thinking we're back. BABIES. Change happens to all of us, but that doesn't mean we have to talk about it clearly. What's important is that your favorite, dumbest podcast is back and we aim to be more of both of those things going forward, and this episode is a great example of that. Love you, mean it, babes. It's great to be in your ears again.

Ruminations

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 02:07:32 -0500

Food poisoning, venture capitalism, and some good old fashioned Oscar talk. Supposing The Fellas are back? Supposing they ever left.

Tangy Monkey

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Velma, Dry January, and mostly BTS conversation. The chillcast of all chillcasts. Settle in to this one, grab a nice glass of Spanish dry red wine, and relax to the dulcet tones of The Fellas arguing and then falling in love over and over again.

Future Planning

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

The Fellas plan their future, both for the pod and their personal lives. But mostly the pod. Really throwing everything at the wall here.

Round 3

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

The Fellas finally finish playing We're Not Really Strangers, and welcome in the new era of WHF.

December Series: The Gingerbread House II

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 16 Dec 2022 14:15:43 -0500

Let us set the scene: You’re at home, in your apartment or townhouse, eavesdropping on your allegedly heterosexual wall neighbors. That’s the audio version of this episode. Video up soon, or if this is far in the past, it’s ok the YouTube. Check it out.

December Series: We’re Not Really Strangers

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 09 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The Fellas ask an important question for the first time, and then play the hit card game “We’re Not Really Strangers”. It gets emotional. Live, Laugh, Love!

Actors vs. Movie Stars

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The Fellas are back after the thanksgiving break and they’re back to their vintage selves. Great pod for the movie heads, great pod for the babies in general.

Joe Booker II: Hell is Canceled

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The long-awaited return, and we basically discuss a topic everyone can agree with! Dive on in there, statistically you have to agree with one of us!

Speedbaggin'

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 10:49:32 -0500

The Fellas do their best to distract themselves from the Midterms, and that's basically the crux of the episode. They do some talking about parenthood from the important perspective of unwed men. A little discussion on masculinity in the modern age, and some good old fashioned passion talk with some moral scruples thrown in. Good times! Stay safe!

Dread Spreader

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 26 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Halloween episode(!), and the Fellas are up to their knees in unpleasant news (mostly untimely celebrity deaths, RIP). Some very very stupid discussion about wood paneling and fire halls, and then on to the REAL topic at hand: spooky scary movies. Rank’em, review’em, stick’em in a stew. Happy Halloween to all who celebrate!

A Real Cat And Mouse Game

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas take their time getting there, but eventually discuss Scooby Do, marriage trends, bad DJs ruining the night, growing up in the last era of “classic childhoods” and talk a little bit of Halloween, as the day draws near.

The Vitruvian Daddy

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Probably the last Reddit story for a little while, but boy is it one. Tough to live up to the last episode but we do our best.

Story Time: The Fiancé

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 05 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas dive into the dumbest story of all time.

“I Can’t Pretend The Kid’s Her Brother”

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 19:01:31 -0400

A little fashion fellas, a little conspiracy fellas, and maybe the most exciting introduction to the pod since Missed Connections

Same As It Ever Was

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 21 Sep 2022 09:58:21 -0400

Big Trivia Pod

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 07 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas attempt to sit down and do a podcast in the smoldering rubble of a long weekend. Because they're idiots. Lots of subtle, underhanded goodness in this one, Babies.

Celebrate Your Reggies

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Welcome to season 5, babies! The Fellas play a little name association game that spins wildly out of control, talk a little concert talk, talk a little movie talk, and then as usual, peel back the veil a little bit on the business. It feels like it’s gonna be a good season.

Catchphrases

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 24 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas revisit a horror movie of the highest camp, some pretty stupid music talk, and Doug just picks a ton of fights. Alan comes in with an All Time WFH moment. Don't miss it.

Reset The Calendar

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 10 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas dig into the BTS, talk about some sketchy situations they’ve found themselves in, and do a LOT of laughing. This is a feel good hit for the whole family, babies.

Pancakes and Monster Trucks

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas talk monster trucks without any level of expertise, while watching the X-Games and remembering how every single member of Rocket Power was high all the time.

Less And Less Each Day

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:28:36 -0400

Show, don’t tell! In this FTV episode, The Fellas review another cult hit “Bronson” starring a young Tom Hardy as Charlie Bronson. The Englishman. Not the American actor. You gotta know that or you’re going to be very confused. Anyway, The Fellas lay the groundwork for a LOT of jokes and inside bits, including the title of this very podcast. It’s actually pretty cool to hear it happen organically, but what do I know. I’m just a scribe chained to a radiator. If this is your first episode, you may want to start from the beginning or you’re probably very confused again.

Scratching The Surface

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Another good’un from the Way Back Machine as The Fellas navigate this hysterically busy Summer. Here, we’ve got a review for the classic Sam Rockwell film Moon. Take note of the very careful word usage, the meticulous thought process that The Fellas exhibit and just take a moment to reflect that at some point, we weren’t saying things the second they popped into our heads. I’m sure we’ll discuss the meta of these episodes on a future episode, so get in on the discussion now. As always, shoutout our brother, lover, and legal counselor Colin for mixing some, mastering some, and generally just tolerating the Fellas when we were, sadly, our weirdest and most edgy. Love ya, babies. Stay safe out there.

Orange Buford County

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas are BACK. We're talking topical Pittsburgh degeneracy, and things you probably shouldn't be TOO good at it. It's a pretty well-disciplined episode. We know, we're shocked too.

Frickin’ Laser Frickin’ Gun

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 06 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas are taking you back this episode, to a time when they had focus, worse equipment, recording etiquette, and barely a bed time at all. Turns out, Kevin has really always been loud, and Douglas has always been a snarky lil pup. If you haven’t seen Kung Fury, this episode is twice as long and the Fellas think about the plot twice as much as the director himself. Take a load off and listen to the dulcet tones of the Fellas dropping knowledge and low hanging jokes.

Polyester Papas

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 30 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Pride month finale! The Fellas taking on the Supreme Court and the morally bankrupt. Spoiler: we support a women’s right to choose whatever the hell she wants to do with her body. Of course we talk about Paris Hilton and her ilk, and Kevin’s Horrible Movie Marathon.

Love, Death, and Podcasts

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 22 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas are still alive post-vacation and a Covid get. We’re staying in a safe space and talking about childhood cartoons and how strange they truly truly were. The Fellas may also be trying out for The Squid Game Game. Talk us out of it.

Suitgate

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 01 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0400

The Fellas unfurl evidence against Big Suits, detailing the plight of the hirsute and any/all who just want to be svelt in public. Plus: Doug and Kevin catch up after SOMEONE got C*vid and derailed this multimillion dollar operation for a week. Unthinkable. Most importantly, happy Pride Month to everyone who chooses to celebrate. We’re happy you’re around and we all live at the same time. Honestly, chances were slim and that’s what makes it special. OdysseusClothingCompany.com. Use THEFELLAS at checkout for 15% off your whole purchase. Don’t act like you don’t know.

Say What You Want About The Tenets of Egyptology, At Least It’s a Mythos

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 18 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Hey hey go to OdysseusClothingCompany.com and use THEFELLAS at checkout. 15% off. Easiest thing of all time. Prop up the economy and look hella good doing it. Like Wreck-Gar in the classic 1987 animated Tranformers movie, the Fellas talk a little TV, discuss the idea of all historical god figures existing simultaneously, and coincidentally, Kevin finds himself in the closest thing to church since his college days. Remember this is a comedy pod. It’s not that deep, babes.

The Mountains of Broducciore

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 11 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400

We have to protect Goldblum at all costs. Lots of good Pittsburgh talk, some sports talk, a little bit of fashionfellas- you know, all the reasons you tolerate us. Oh, and something very specials happens towards the end, so you'll want to listen all the way through.

Yes But

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas dive into a little Gordon Ramsay talk, a little sports talk, hell even a little mustache talk. Some Late President talk to really round it all out. Honestly, it’s a good one. Just listen to it.

The Fellas On Cult Island

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 20 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Big music episode. The Fellas do their best to list likely candidates for starting an island cult after discovering that J**** L*** has one. Further, they wax poetic about music videos and then take a break to yell at each other about delaying fun before the inevitable embrace of death welcomes us home as friends. Super upbeat and fun! Get in there.

Black Snake Groan

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 13 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400

We're back on our bulgogi this episode, babies. Here's a fun game to play: Scrub through at random points in this one and try to figure out just how in the hell we got to certain points in this conversation. It's a fun one full of retrospection, a lil bit of gossip, and a whole lot of incredibly niche jokes. Be sure to get in on the April Anarchy bracket and tell us what you want to see! Love ya, babes. Get in there.

The Fellas vs. The Critics

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 06 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas finally stand up to one of their several great nemeses: The newsstand movie critics (and also Wendy Williams).

Megan Thee Batman

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 30 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0400

March Madness: 90s and 00s Bangers

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 23 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Music, bad falsetto, debating, a single talking point, big Alan episode, why are you not listening already? Also, and most importantly- nice.

A Street Fight Named Desire

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Kevin shares a harrowing tale involving metal and handcuffs, the Fellas discuss what candy they’d smuggle into prison and the prolific acting career of Johnny Legs. Doug teaches us about Gunk Thrust, and the Fellas try to get a sponsorship from literally anyone. A little bit of BTS talk at the end, and baby, we got a stew going.

Mad Bod

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 09 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Welcome to season 4, babies. Kevin brings up an area of concern in his life, Doug goes on about Scient*l*gy again, The Fellas learn some new vocab words, and then discuss the go-to methods on how to bring down another hateful cult. On the back half, we return to old form and talk a little pop culture celeb chat. Only the hottest goss for our weak, old babies. Get in there and enjoy, or else.

Astrology Pt. 1

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The Fellas go on a field trip to watch some hockey, discuss which Dillon brother they love and which Dillon brother they hate. Ensemble movies- what’s the deal with them? Mostly, the Fellas figure out just what the heck is going on with astrology signs. We’re going to hold pt.2 hostage unless you request it, so get in there!

The Great Escape Room

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Technically the Valentine’s Day episode! Since we’re obviously your valentines, our gift to you is a focused pod. The Fellas revisit escape rooms and axe throwing, but on a whole new level. We throw it back to the 90s babies with an X-Treme concept. Doug reveals his plot to tackle one of the most insidious cults in America and maybe the world. No, we genuinely don’t know about the breadth of their influence. At any rate, it involves many of your favorite actors from yesteryear and also Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Get in there, babies. We luv u.

The Goodest Showman

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Technically the Groundhog Day episode! We’re diving into tough topics like Ukraine v. Russia, Kevin has tough words for a particular midwestern state, and the Fellas dish on amateur professional wrestling and friend of the pod, The Champ, Bulk Nasty. Some merch talk, some interesting thoughts on a crucial presentation X factor, and Schrodinger’s school official. It’s a jam packed episode, some impressions, lots of laughs. Are we all the way back? That’s for you to decide. But it feels like it.

The Unwanted Denouement

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 02 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

“We’re bound to talking about movies this episode.” “Shit yeah, we are.” **Talks about yogurt for 15 minutes** This episode is a ride, babies, and we actually do talk about movies for most of it. It’s a real return to form. Get in there if you know what’s good for you.

Doing Our Due Diligence

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

We’re doing fashion talk, some sports talk, actually more sports talk than I think anyone wants from us, also drive-thru trials AND tribulations, complete with some solid call backs from the early days. We finish off with a little workout talk with a quick update on Kevin’s entirely shattered leg. We’re getting back to fighting form, babies. It’s been a tough winter for the Fellas. Give us some love.

Drupe Troop

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 19 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Look, babies. We won’t lie to you. This episode won’t be for everyone. It’s only for people that want to hear our takes on libraries and fruit- oh my god do we talk about fruit. This episode is only for people that want to hear stories about arson and the golden days of Four Loko. This episode right here is for people that want to hear the fourth wall break and how we talk when we forget that we’re recording for about 20 minutes. If you’re that person, then this one was made specifically for you.

The Chronicles of Gnar-nia

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

We’re getting right into it today, no pussyfootin’ around. Why do animals come out of the womb with all the answers, but humans have zero useful instincts? Is being a garbage person really so bad in the grand scheme? The Fellas turn to Missed Connections for answers and are confronted by a terrible misfortune. We bear witness to a new, disgusting addition to the lexicon, as well as a new notch on the Wack/The Balls scale. Finally, some truths between Kbou and Dangle are laid bare. Still friends, though. We have fun.

Knuckle Up!

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 05 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Big TV/movie episode. Doug finishes The Matrix quadrilogy, Kevin talks about moving from one heavy drama series to...lighter fare. Twitter reviews, elementary school fever dreams, and some deep thoughts and questions. It's vintage Fellas for the first sode of '22. Enjoy!

Kevin Gets Poisoned

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 29 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Technically the New Years episode! The Fellas are talking teenage displays of unified insubordination, unfortunate cocktails, just high school memories in general, Kevin's new love of operatic vocal stylings, as well as all things succession with as few spoilers as humanly possible. Oh, and the night Kevin was poisoned in a trusted place.

The Gingerbread House

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Technically the Christmas episode! The Fellas go a little avantgarde with this one as they attempt to build a gingerbread house. It gets extremely sexual. They're sorry, or they're not. Depends on how much you like/hate it.

The Legend of Dennis “Chip” Wilson

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0500

Guest episode! President Joey Booker of Cowden Creek Realty joins us in studio, and boy is this one wild. President Booker is a charming, charismatic, silver-tongued devil and we spend the hour talking degrees, fashion, lululemon, what matters to the ladies, skiing stories, and how screwed humans are if literally any animals mobilize. This is one for the ages, we’re excited you could be a part of it. Get in there!

Locked Out

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 24 Nov 2021 10:35:36 -0500

Technically the Thanksgiving episode! We're giving you even more to argue about beyond politics this year. Is NBA even real basketball? How long can a James be a Jimmy? Plus, Jimmy Stewart has held a mid-PA town hostage for decades, and the Fellas try out accents from all over the world. Stay safe, babies, and be sure to tell somebody you love'em.

Dreamweavers

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 19 Nov 2021 08:03:37 -0500

At long last! A new member of the "Wow, This Fanbase SUUUCKS" club, The Fellas do a bit of hating themselves, some 2000s-era music talk, and we're talking dreams, grief, and the vast importance of keeping your mental health in check. Seriously, guys. Talk to someone even if you don't think you need it. It's important. You're important. We need you here. Now go listen to the pod, you big, important, weak, old baby.

Designed for Theatres

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 10 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

This is both our best and our dumbest episode. Kevin dishes on his love life, Doug discusses his love of flossing. Also, would Abe Lincoln have loved HBO Max? Lastly we end on either the best or worst bit we've ever come up with. Strap in, babies, you're gonna want to hear every second of this one.

The WHF Bookclub

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Jumping in with both feet! We tackle the phone line, it tackles back- honestly more trouble than it's worth. Kevin offers the babies a challenge, and Doug discovers that there are approximately 19 sequels to a beloved series of young adult books. Get ready for movie puns, aggressive uncooperation amongst the Fellas, and timely Alan interjections. Fast paced episode, babies- try to keep up!

Pope Gary

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Technically the Halloween episode! Kevin fights through an aneurysm for the first half of the episode, and Doug waxes on the hallowed Sunday spot on HBO. The Fellas test out the phone line, and then the phone line tests the Fellas. We finish on some Star Wars talk, disparage a fan base, and look in on spooky architecture.

Call Me, Beep Me

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 20 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400

New season, same Fellas! We start our crusade for advertisers, Kevin calmly discusses his feelings on country folk, and the Fellas decide to only rank things one of two ways: Wack, or The Balls. MGK invades yet another pop culture sphere, and as it happens, this is a big Jackass pod. Who knew?

Honor Among Fiefs

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 10:54:48 -0400

Welcome to what we all believe to be our season finale of whatever season this happens to be! We're in our third studio set up of the season, so this is very exciting for all of us- you included, we've just decided. We're talking about our weekends, with a fun little twist, the undervalued concept of the Coat Room at parties, Kevin waxes about his gaming troubles for the four people that care, and the Fellas talk a lot about the afterlife, reincarnation, and have a brief convo with God himself. Get in there!

Tiny Cups

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 29 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

You all know we bring heat every week, but sometimes there are episodes that just feel special. This is one of them. Very nearly a Missed Connections episode, but Pittsburgh just isn't horny anymore. We tried our best, but it just wasn't happening this time around. We'll get it next time. In the mean time, we're talking season what-ever-the-next-one-is ideas, Doug going to his notes, and Kevin getting emotionally, and probably literally, robbed out in the streets.

It's Pronounced "Ohn-say"

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

The Fellas discuss their great weekend retreat doing man stuff while blasting ABBA, tell some ghost stories, and Alan makes his presence known in a new and exciting way.

Cuffing Season

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 15 Sep 2021 08:51:36 -0400

Kevin talks about his quiet, and hopefully universal, mental spiral. Doug brings up his excitement for, and coming obstacles, in seasonal fashion. Collectively The Fellas discuss party drugs, coming trips, and video games growing into a big ol' scam.

WHF and the Fever Dreams

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 08 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Mazel Tov! It's a new year! If you wanted to hear the Fellas talk about old Facebook, TV shows with staying power, and which bands hung it up on a high note (pun extremely intended), then you should play the lottery because we do all of that. Seriously, who's your source?

The French Revelation

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Sacre bleu! Doug's got a dark secret, Kevin's starting Sad Boy Autumn early, and Alan has lineage of a sea-faring people. Are a handful of country artists carrying the flag for the Punk way of life? Further, what in the world is Ye up to now? You know where you get your good love, babies. Get in there.

Sweet Release

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400

The gauntlet is thrown! The Fellas run down their acceptable replacements should one or both of them drop dead. Southern accents? Explored. Also, we're talking local legends, whales, and an issued challenge. As per usual, the episode starts off well enough, and then devolves into absolute degeneracy.

Jeeps So Mad

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 18 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0400

In this very cozy episode, The Fellas, at least one of them, decides to NOT cancel a celebrity for being dumb. They discuss Jeep accoutrements, and the most stunningly stupid "what if" in recent memory. Against all odds, this is a Big Greg Kinnear episode.

...And Knowing is Half The Battle!

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 04 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0400

Saturday night's alright for fighting! The Fellas talk about their past weekend and honestly, that's most of the episode. They also do some light complaining, but we're 41 episodes deep, don't act like you didn't know that was going to happen. Come for the Hulkster impressions, stay for the Macho Man impressions.

Real Babies Know

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 28 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0400

Doug's feeling saucy and Kevin has some things to get off his chest. This is a high energy one, so buckle up, Babies.

Composition Confidential

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 21 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas explore their dark pasts in academia, as well as their thoughts on Masterclass. There might even be a fun easter egg at the end. Listen til the end. Or don't. I'm just a summary, not the law.

Who's Your Guy

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 14 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0400

First they're sour, then they're sweet! The Fellas drop some harsh truths before settling down to discuss their major influences. Get you some friends with this kind of range.

Big Meat Rides Again

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 07 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas work through yet another new studio setup, while discussing the fall of modern civilization through, you guessed it, movies, social media, and weird encounters at the track.

The Midnight Bronson

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 30 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0400

Quoth the Alan: "A lot of giggles, weird noises, and a transformer explosion."

Oscarbaitin'

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 16 Jun 2021 13:01:47 -0400

The Fellas dive into obsessions, new and old, and talk the perils of asking professionals for help.

Happy Pride

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 08:00:00 -0400

Kevin rediscovers a 20 year old TV show, Doug discovers The Shop, and the fellas embrace Pride Month. This one is full of giggles and goofs, gang. A truly fun episode and hey, it's Summer, baby. Do it up.

The Human Calculator of Williamsburg

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 26 May 2021 07:00:00 -0400

The Fellas tackle Harry Styles' nipples, the ongoing Costco/Sam's Club War, and the worst pandemic of all- homeless people boning in public. Also, it turns out we're a BIG Tig Notaro pod. Who knew? We get a little into a certain music trailblazer and things of that nature, so be sure to hang out until the end.

Just a Couple'a Marks

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 20 May 2021 07:00:00 -0400

*Recorded April 03* The fellas finally watched King Kong and Gojira beat the breaks off one another, they dish on dental surgery stories and just what the hell is going on with the new Space Jam. Yeah, it's pretty dated.

These Cookies Don't Crumble

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 07 Apr 2021 08:00:00 -0400

The Fellas finally break their silence on inconvenient kidnappings and bad customer service policies. They dish on F1 racing, professional wrestling, and the price of stardom in sketch comedy. Also, what happened to all the curved TVs?

Missed Connections 3

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 31 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0400

Something is happening to the horned up denizens of Pittsburgh and the surrounding area. Honestly, this one takes a turn even we didn't see coming.

Big Dessert Pod

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 09:00:00 -0400

The Fellas get down to business on the new Mortal Kombat trailer, Mortal Kombat Twitter, which is a thing apparently, and the oft underrated Chain Restaurant Dessert menu.

We Are the Senate

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:18:19 -0500

Doug comes to grips with his thumbs. Kevin comes to grips with Megan Fox's thumbs. The fellas decide to become space vikings. Alan is trapped in the hallway. A lot happens in this one, babies.

Studio Bois

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Sat, 23 Jan 2021 12:30:00 -0500

The fellas you love, now in stereo!

Kevin Has an OnlyFans

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Sat, 09 Jan 2021 17:00:00 -0500

In their first recording since the onset of a global pandemic, the fellas pick up right where they left off.

Sizable Cats

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 18 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0400

Recorded in the days before the Coronavirus. The fellas bash Harry Potter (himself), discuss felines of varying proportions, pops and punks, and much more. Plus, Doug might be having prophetic dreams.

The Chosen One

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 02 Mar 2020 16:35:00 -0500

You'll never guess what his/her name is. Also discussed: is Little League Baseball a spectator sport? Does smoking make you look cool? Will Kevin ever find love?

Yaas Queen Phoenix

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 18:10:00 -0500

Get ready to learn more about Mark Sinclair AKA Vin Diesel than you'll probably ever need to know. Other things are also discussed.

Lethargy

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Tue, 11 Feb 2020 18:30:00 -0500

Lethargy: Lacking energy and enthusiasm. See also: Tired. "I wonder why they called it that," you might be wondering. Well, there's only one way to find out.

Equestrian Weekly

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 17:00:00 -0500

Some reliably delicious music discussion happens in this one, gang. Then it gets sad.

Collin Chamberlin Has Fun

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 31 Jan 2020 13:45:00 -0500

Follow Collin on social media: @collin_comedy

The People v. Rodan v. Jackson Pollock

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Tue, 28 Jan 2020 12:10:00 -0500

The fellas talk about their favorite childhood cartoons, the rise/fall/redemption(?) of Adam Sandler, and how bad of a person that Kevin James is. Turn on, tune in, and drop out, gang, because this is a big one.

Speed Dating

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 11:00:00 -0500

The fellas try to find their perfect matches in the most efficient way possible. Then Kevin decides to speak for all women everywhere.

Randy Quaid v. 20 Six-year-olds

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:15:00 -0500

The fellas talk about video games for a while. Then Kevin goes in on Oklahoma AGAIN. Papa Sauce is canceled. Big Meat is eternal.

The Strongest Swimmer (Feat. Snoop Dogg)

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 06 Jan 2020 17:20:00 -0500

This episode is packed with content. Doug gets very aggressive, Kevin has an existential crisis (again), Ariana Grande might have a stalker, and our favorite West Coast king calls in. We hope you like vocal fry.

He's the Hoot, I'm the Bag of Chips

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 30 Dec 2019 12:30:00 -0500

The fellas discuss everything from Dominican cervezas to JK Rowling. This is a big one, folks. Funny stuff.

Star Wars

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 11:00:00 -0500

Bet you can't guess what the fellas talk about in this one.

Yes And

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 09 Dec 2019 12:00:00 -0500

Kevin waxes his improv chops. Does that sound dirty? Good. It should. Plus, the fellas get into a heated debate over pronunciation.

Painful Connections

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 02 Dec 2019 16:45:00 -0500

Big Meat & Papa Sauce try to help some lovelorn romantics connect with their soulmates in time for Cuffing Season.

Fun Boys 4 Life

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 12:30:00 -0500

Kevin shrieks like a bird a lot while the fellas discuss comedy, the road, and other topics. A very special surprise pops up in this one, gang.

We Have Nicknames

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 13:35:00 -0500

The fellas become their true selves while looking back on a decade of friendship. They get deep. This one's for all the Kevin-heads AND Doug-heads. Sappy stuff.

Six Degrees of Kevin "Bacon" Cross

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 16:00:00 -0500

The fellas heap praise on Edward Norton and talk tough on China. Then Doug pushes Kevin down a very deep rabbit hole. Funny stuff.

Soapbox Heroes

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 11 Nov 2019 15:10:00 -0500

The fellas find some hills to die upon. They forge friendships and make some new enemies along the way. Do they tank their careers? Maybe. Only time will tell. Enjoy, friends.

Academia Nutz

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Tue, 05 Nov 2019 08:30:00 -0500

Doug has a great time torturing Kevin in this one, gang. All the Doug-heads out there will really enjoy it. Also, Doug serenades us again. This summary definitely WASN'T written by Doug. Love, Doug -- Doug, 2019

Bitties in the DK Lounge

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Fri, 01 Nov 2019 11:30:00 -0400

Kevin talks about Bloodborne for a really long time and Doug dives into his love of language. But first, Doug serenades us with a perfect rendition of the DK Rap

Horror Movies, Weddings, and the Hardy Boys

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 28 Oct 2019 20:30:00 -0400

The fellas are joined by a lively group of crickets for an in-depth discussion of the important things in life.

Concerts, Uncomfortable Situations, and a Dear Friend

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 11:45:00 -0400

It spikes a little during the phone call, but nothing too egregious from my POV. -- Doug

Doug La Soul is Dead

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Thu, 17 Oct 2019 12:00:00 -0400

This episode was recorded in late June/early July.

Johns on Johns

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:15:00 -0400

A discussion of the classic 1989 film Uncle Buck. Some detours are taken.

Bad Night for Kevin

Doug McGlynn & Kevin Cross — Wed, 09 Oct 2019 17:40:00 -0400

Get ready to listen to Kevin eat for 20 minutes.