WarHams - Narrative Declaration Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams This is WarHams! Narrative Declaration's Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG show, where a team of TTRPG veterans, actors, and writers roll dice in the grim darkness of the far future and laugh their way through it. We play Wrath & Glory, Black Crusade, and other dedicated 40K systems as the adventures continue. Here you'll find the complete 30-episode original WarHams campaign that started it all, our full 16-episode Wrath & Glory campaign, and A Chaos Odyssey, our ongoing Black Crusade campaign — plus every campaign that comes after. Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration Early, ad-free + exclusive shows: https://patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration Merch, socials, and all our shows: https://narrativedeclaration.com Bearly Managed LLC 5fee919f-ea0c-57db-b162-abcde362e06d yes ZoranTheWizard en Sat, 29 Aug 2026 15:58:45 -0500 Sat, 29 Aug 2026 15:59:06 -0500 https://narrativedeclaration.com https://img.transistorcdn.com/8-oV3taPVXdW2eUIi8GjJ7GSuEYm2Kc7RLFfob_o44s/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS83NDZh/NjVkYmEzOGYwOTI4/ZDIwMDFiZmY5Nzk3/MzUyMy5wbmc.jpg WarHams - Narrative Declaration https://narrativedeclaration.com serial Narrative Declaration This is WarHams! Narrative Declaration's Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG show, where a team of TTRPG veterans, actors, and writers roll dice in the grim darkness of the far future and laugh their way through it. We play Wrath & Glory, Black Crusade, and other dedicated 40K systems as the adventures continue. Here you'll find the complete 30-episode original WarHams campaign that started it all, our full 16-episode Wrath & Glory campaign, and A Chaos Odyssey, our ongoing Black Crusade campaign — plus every campaign that comes after. Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration Early, ad-free + exclusive shows: https://patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration Merch, socials, and all our shows: https://narrativedeclaration.com This is WarHams. Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games Narrative Declaration narrativedeclaration@gmail.com No Yes WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha 1 1 1 1 WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha full 3ff82749-312c-48dc-a52b-977bfa861035 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/1 A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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]]> A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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]]> Sun, 28 Jun 2020 20:24:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10891 A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords 1 1 2 2 WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords full af1866d6-ec4a-4460-8628-dba1d267e1bb https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/2 Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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]]> Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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]]> Mon, 13 Jul 2020 16:16:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11160 Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza 1 1 3 3 WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza full 7d21a211-cec4-48e3-9769-e59ebb33fdf8 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/3 Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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]]> Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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]]> Tue, 04 Aug 2020 20:05:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10762 Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance 1 1 4 4 WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance full 3b26f468-1747-4be3-ba7b-1699b5f9393d https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/4 Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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]]> Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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]]> Mon, 17 Aug 2020 04:13:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10511 Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall 1 1 5 5 WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall full 0064206b-ea42-4e7d-a1ba-9bc3a1ee393c https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/5 Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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]]> Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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]]> Thu, 27 Aug 2020 21:36:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10158 Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls 1 1 6 6 WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls full 9d98c61b-b022-487d-82c9-957c06550aa8 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/6 The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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]]> The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2020 15:21:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10601 The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day 1 1 7 7 WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day full 9cbd5f51-5356-49a7-898f-63adca652212 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/7 Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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]]> Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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]]> Sat, 26 Sep 2020 17:11:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10821 Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great 1 1 8 8 WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great full eaa33ce4-5927-452c-8568-d60d59d4efb2 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/8 Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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]]> Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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]]> Sat, 10 Oct 2020 19:10:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10309 Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone 1 1 9 9 WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone full 1770e283-8076-4323-b447-c421b69cd243 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/9 A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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]]> A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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]]> Sun, 25 Oct 2020 22:59:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10234 A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode 1 1 10 10 WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode full 82844381-e969-4953-bc24-f445ba99d6c1 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/10 A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.

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]]> A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.

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]]> Sun, 08 Nov 2020 06:36:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10060 A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS! 1 1 11 11 WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS! full 4f816851-82d0-407f-93a8-f8cf26d9044e https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/11 De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

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]]> De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

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]]> Sun, 22 Nov 2020 07:18:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10651 De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard 1 1 12 12 WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard full 0a937178-aa17-400e-b92a-f1dcc63a11f5 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/12 The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.

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]]> The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.

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]]> Sun, 06 Dec 2020 15:31:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9820 The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 13 – Prison Changes a Man 1 1 13 13 WarHams – Ep. 13 – Prison Changes a Man full 6466f606-c0a2-4998-8dbe-cfbfdba67be7 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/13 The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck — then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.

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]]> The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck — then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.

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]]> Mon, 21 Dec 2020 16:12:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9526 The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck — then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 14 – Space Pirates 1 1 14 14 WarHams – Ep. 14 – Space Pirates full d7425629-600a-46c8-a40e-38b33df5af24 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/14 Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns — until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.

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]]> Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns — until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.

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]]> Mon, 18 Jan 2021 01:28:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10583 Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns — until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 15 – The Laughter of Thirsting Closets 1 1 15 15 WarHams – Ep. 15 – The Laughter of Thirsting Closets full 58fb9499-2681-44b4-ac21-a201eb573ab4 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/15 Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound — meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.

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]]> Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound — meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.

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]]> Tue, 02 Feb 2021 14:45:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10605 Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound — meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 16 – Croikey 1 1 16 16 WarHams – Ep. 16 – Croikey full 852f72d7-9ef5-4229-b807-e58e02d65b74 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/16 Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate — Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.

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]]> Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate — Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.

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]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2021 17:22:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10402 Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate — Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 17 – Death Cult 1 1 17 17 WarHams – Ep. 17 – Death Cult full 9658c112-d5b3-4c97-9f4f-d403fe0536c0 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/17 Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.

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]]> Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.

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]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:01:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10583 Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 18 – Holiness is Cleanliness 1 1 18 18 WarHams – Ep. 18 – Holiness is Cleanliness full d3571c89-8601-4a6a-aded-7abff6a879a9 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/18 A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.

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]]> A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.

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]]> Sun, 28 Mar 2021 10:52:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10463 A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 19 – They Boarded 1 1 19 19 WarHams – Ep. 19 – They Boarded full 57153c1e-11f1-4709-a18e-4047fddda91c https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/19 Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."

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]]> Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."

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]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2021 10:24:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10207 Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 20 – The Throne Room 1 1 20 20 WarHams – Ep. 20 – The Throne Room full f7ecf687-85cb-4deb-b449-8d3673cff972 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/20 Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."

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]]> Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."

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]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2021 16:09:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10809 Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 21 – The Mercenary Games 1 1 21 21 WarHams – Ep. 21 – The Mercenary Games full ff013c52-3bdf-4eb9-a898-a7c62c8a84c3 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/21 Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun.

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]]> Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun.

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]]> Sun, 09 May 2021 06:31:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10102 Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 22 – PVP 1 1 22 22 WarHams – Ep. 22 – PVP full 5fe80aa9-0782-4434-bbb5-c4e6cae38787 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/22 Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect.

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]]> Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect.

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]]> Sun, 23 May 2021 12:01:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10507 Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 23 – Interrogation 1 1 23 23 WarHams – Ep. 23 – Interrogation full 2119c438-8f47-4cfc-b9cc-49bb87e9a214 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/23 De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can.

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]]> De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can.

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]]> Sun, 06 Jun 2021 12:51:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10238 De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 24 – Imperial Warzone 1 1 24 24 WarHams – Ep. 24 – Imperial Warzone full 86652317-1812-446a-99f4-021e262e0253 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/24 An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins.

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]]> An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins.

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]]> Thu, 24 Jun 2021 20:22:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10302 An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 25 – The Green Tide 1 1 25 25 WarHams – Ep. 25 – The Green Tide full 79f884a0-e750-4bd6-91b5-ae2d3e5ccced https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/25 Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms.

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]]> Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms.

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]]> Sun, 18 Jul 2021 02:38:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11390 Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 26 – Xenos Intervention 1 1 26 26 WarHams – Ep. 26 – Xenos Intervention full 9e0d658b-e533-4ea8-9a87-5e6da2f7444d https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/26 The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know.

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]]> The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know.

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]]> Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:10:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8496 The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 27 – The Choice 1 1 27 27 WarHams – Ep. 27 – The Choice full 4a18592d-6ee6-4ce7-805a-91745c91b9f3 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/27 Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.

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]]> Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.

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]]> Sun, 29 Aug 2021 00:52:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10202 Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 28 – Home Sweet Home 1 1 28 28 WarHams – Ep. 28 – Home Sweet Home full a4143175-8d14-454c-9231-f284f9720c60 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/28 The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.

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]]> The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.

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]]> Mon, 13 Sep 2021 05:20:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10167 The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 29 – The Confrontation 1 1 29 29 WarHams – Ep. 29 – The Confrontation full 5c7f9191-0830-40d7-92cb-d2a83c30b9ff https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/29 Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.

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]]> Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.

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]]> Sun, 26 Sep 2021 10:34:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12176 Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil Odoroshirider HulkyKrow WarHams – Ep. 30 – The Finale 1 1 30 30 WarHams – Ep. 30 – The Finale full 65f66823-1c8e-4fbb-8c9c-7785f5d65bc3 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s1/30 Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars.

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]]> Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars.

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]]> Thu, 18 Nov 2021 17:44:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10699 Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 1 – Litanies of the Lost 2 2 1 1 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 1 – Litanies of the Lost full 6a77257f-f3bd-48fe-8c2f-08b65c588686 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/1 A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation.

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]]> A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation.

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]]> Thu, 26 Sep 2024 10:00:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9480 A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 2 – Children of the Dawn 2 2 2 2 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 2 – Children of the Dawn full 0a98af62-fbfe-47c4-be0e-6dc1dbf16198 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/2 Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it.

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]]> Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it.

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]]> Thu, 10 Oct 2024 15:07:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9255 Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 3 – The Assault Begins 2 2 3 3 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 3 – The Assault Begins full 280d9792-e8cb-418c-9c02-e6474c1dd176 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/3 The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out.

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]]> The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out.

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]]> Thu, 31 Oct 2024 10:00:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8406 The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 4 – Grenades Solve Everything 2 2 4 4 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 4 – Grenades Solve Everything full ce2f24b6-4c25-4e52-bbbb-7c53b8e9450f https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/4 Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed.

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]]> Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed.

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]]> Thu, 07 Nov 2024 10:03:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7778 Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 5 – Vow of Silence 2 2 5 5 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 5 – Vow of Silence full b2e60785-2cc7-4010-b3ab-f507058a8928 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/5 A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds.

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]]> A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds.

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]]> Fri, 22 Nov 2024 10:28:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9366 A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 6 – An Ork Problem 2 2 6 6 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 6 – An Ork Problem full d03ee5e0-a925-4701-ab63-c7b4ef631e34 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/6 Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions.

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]]> Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions.

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]]> Thu, 12 Dec 2024 16:52:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9156 Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 7 – Sacrifices Were Made 2 2 7 7 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 7 – Sacrifices Were Made full e6b72e14-7b76-47bc-a8c8-5f1cc43ef456 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/7 The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does.

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]]> The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does.

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]]> Sun, 29 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9801 The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 8 – Worthy & Chosen 2 2 8 8 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 8 – Worthy & Chosen full 5d16b2db-a401-4693-9bd6-ffb9e0f77e73 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/8 After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet.

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]]> After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet.

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]]> Thu, 30 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9187 After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 9 – Blown out of Proportions 2 2 9 9 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 9 – Blown out of Proportions full 5afef571-74c4-4c25-aa9a-ad3236ee1be9 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/9 The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving.

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]]> The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving.

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]]> Thu, 13 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8253 The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 10 – Dark Bidding 2 2 10 10 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 10 – Dark Bidding full 37332d26-9fae-4647-8fbb-ce1d4aee9b14 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/10 The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing.

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]]> The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing.

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]]> Thu, 27 Feb 2025 07:18:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9333 The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 11 – The Maniacal Elevator 2 2 11 11 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 11 – The Maniacal Elevator full 626110ec-4eb0-49dd-8c1a-a6e374204675 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/11 On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal.

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]]> On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal.

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]]> Thu, 13 Mar 2025 11:38:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8483 On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 12 – The Prisoner 2 2 12 12 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 12 – The Prisoner full 107eb634-c1aa-43b8-bd2f-03da898d86f5 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/12 The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron.

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]]> The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron.

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]]> Tue, 15 Apr 2025 20:14:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11450 The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 13 – A New Arrival 2 2 13 13 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 13 – A New Arrival full e5d25fe8-48c2-4dfc-ad07-f5aadc14730c https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/13 A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard.

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]]> A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard.

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]]> Fri, 21 Nov 2025 04:21:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8810 A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 14 – Duty Beyond Death 2 2 14 14 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 14 – Duty Beyond Death full 88362d64-2616-417c-aad9-bcba139328d3 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/14 Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net.

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]]> Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net.

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]]> Mon, 08 Dec 2025 15:01:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8440 Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea shanties first. Somewhere below, a rogue Magos is committing tech-heresy on an industrial scale, and the servitors have stopped taking orders. Roos dunks the flesh-ball into a basket. Nothing but net.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 15 – The Warp Factory 2 2 15 15 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 15 – The Warp Factory full 4d2d1bfe-ee5d-47e1-9d16-af4b85acf2d9 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/15 Deeper into the manufactorum, the crew finds a conveyor belt that builds servitors, hexagonal worker pods full of blood, and an eight-pointed star painted on the floor. Kelrana reaches for her soul stone and realizes it is gone. Roos stands in a chaos circle because he was told to. The elevator dings. Above a pulsing reactor core, a metal coffin hangs from chains -- and a red-robed tech-priest is doing something terrible to it.

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]]> Deeper into the manufactorum, the crew finds a conveyor belt that builds servitors, hexagonal worker pods full of blood, and an eight-pointed star painted on the floor. Kelrana reaches for her soul stone and realizes it is gone. Roos stands in a chaos circle because he was told to. The elevator dings. Above a pulsing reactor core, a metal coffin hangs from chains -- and a red-robed tech-priest is doing something terrible to it.

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]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2026 14:30:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8226 Deeper into the manufactorum, the crew finds a conveyor belt that builds servitors, hexagonal worker pods full of blood, and an eight-pointed star painted on the floor. Kelrana reaches for her soul stone and realizes it is gone. Roos stands in a chaos circle because he was told to. The elevator dings. Above a pulsing reactor core, a metal coffin hangs from chains -- and a red-robed tech-priest is doing something terrible to it.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Wrath & Glory – Ep. 16 – The Mystery Revealed 2 2 16 16 Wrath & Glory – Ep. 16 – The Mystery Revealed full 98d37017-1e07-44d6-9cef-9fce29134da5 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s2/16 Captain Alden daydreams about crab cakes while the mission briefing plays. The crew descends to the reactor level, where a coffin suspended above a warp-tainted power core holds whatever the Fabricator General was too afraid to name. Chaos symbols cover every surface. Kelrana needs her soul stone or she is damned forever. Simsel has no idea what forge world he is on. Roos makes tea with a delicate touch. Whatever is in that coffin, they are about to find out.

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]]> Captain Alden daydreams about crab cakes while the mission briefing plays. The crew descends to the reactor level, where a coffin suspended above a warp-tainted power core holds whatever the Fabricator General was too afraid to name. Chaos symbols cover every surface. Kelrana needs her soul stone or she is damned forever. Simsel has no idea what forge world he is on. Roos makes tea with a delicate touch. Whatever is in that coffin, they are about to find out.

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]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2026 14:30:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8725 Captain Alden daydreams about crab cakes while the mission briefing plays. The crew descends to the reactor level, where a coffin suspended above a warp-tainted power core holds whatever the Fabricator General was too afraid to name. Chaos symbols cover every surface. Kelrana needs her soul stone or she is damned forever. Simsel has no idea what forge world he is on. Roos makes tea with a delicate touch. Whatever is in that coffin, they are about to find out.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 1 – Echoes 3 3 1 1 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 1 – Echoes full 02bfdcb6-1460-4b9c-b290-062854132736 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/1 A lone warrior faces four descending angels in a desolate bunker. Will he hold the line, or will chaos tear him apart?

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]]> A lone warrior faces four descending angels in a desolate bunker. Will he hold the line, or will chaos tear him apart?

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]]> Tue, 17 Feb 2026 14:27:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9696 A lone warrior faces four descending angels in a desolate bunker. Will he hold the line, or will chaos tear him apart?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Earndil A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 2 – Finding The Path 3 3 2 2 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 2 – Finding The Path full 386abb57-7bf0-4ad7-b069-9a5ac67a7d5c https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/2 Centuries later, four traitor Astartes are crammed into a gunship none of them can fly, chasing a target to a frozen backwater world called Van Celis. The servitors handle the landing — until an autocannon punches through the cockpit and kills the pilot. They crash. Three platoons of guardsmen are dispatched to stop them. They melt, they scream, they die.

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]]> Centuries later, four traitor Astartes are crammed into a gunship none of them can fly, chasing a target to a frozen backwater world called Van Celis. The servitors handle the landing — until an autocannon punches through the cockpit and kills the pilot. They crash. Three platoons of guardsmen are dispatched to stop them. They melt, they scream, they die.

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]]> Fri, 20 Mar 2026 10:39:17 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12817 Centuries later, four traitor Astartes are crammed into a gunship none of them can fly, chasing a target to a frozen backwater world called Van Celis. The servitors handle the landing — until an autocannon punches through the cockpit and kills the pilot. They crash. Three platoons of guardsmen are dispatched to stop them. They melt, they scream, they die.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Earndil HulkyKrow Odoroshirider SpeakerD A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 3 – The Eighth Translation 3 3 3 3 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 3 – The Eighth Translation full 02b4ef59-de78-4549-97b5-f60941074642 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/3 The Emperor-class battleship Carcass goes where it wants, crewed by cultists and commanded by a captain who fused with the navigator into a void of blinking eyes. Every eighth warp translation, something gets aboard — and the count just hit eight. Bethael sprouts a scorpion tail mid-blessing. The guardsman gets stuffed in a locker for his own safety. And four Chaos Marines begin the real war: converting one terrified mortal to their respective gods.

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]]> The Emperor-class battleship Carcass goes where it wants, crewed by cultists and commanded by a captain who fused with the navigator into a void of blinking eyes. Every eighth warp translation, something gets aboard — and the count just hit eight. Bethael sprouts a scorpion tail mid-blessing. The guardsman gets stuffed in a locker for his own safety. And four Chaos Marines begin the real war: converting one terrified mortal to their respective gods.

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]]> Sun, 12 Apr 2026 09:29:57 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7323 The Emperor-class battleship Carcass goes where it wants, crewed by cultists and commanded by a captain who fused with the navigator into a void of blinking eyes. Every eighth warp translation, something gets aboard — and the count just hit eight. Bethael sprouts a scorpion tail mid-blessing. The guardsman gets stuffed in a locker for his own safety. And four Chaos Marines begin the real war: converting one terrified mortal to their respective gods.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Earndil HulkyKrow Odoroshirider SpeakerD Thurston Hillman A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 4 – On The Hunt 3 3 4 4 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 4 – On The Hunt full ec073651-12ed-496a-8a9e-c7a78fc6cec6 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/4 Something has appeared in the crew's void ship. Will they hunt it down, or will it hunt them?

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]]> Something has appeared in the crew's void ship. Will they hunt it down, or will it hunt them?

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]]> Thu, 23 Apr 2026 15:07:21 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12573 Something has appeared in the crew's void ship. Will they hunt it down, or will it hunt them?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Earndil HulkyKrow Odoroshirider SpeakerD Thurston Hillman A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 5 – Into The Den of Vipers 3 3 5 5 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 5 – Into The Den of Vipers full 73407581-4342-452b-ae82-1f74ac7b166b https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/5 The crew infiltrates the Alpha Legion’s lawless starfort, Epsilon Retreat, under a fragile non-violence pact. Will they secure vital resources—or succumb to the chaos teeming beneath its polished surface?

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]]> The crew infiltrates the Alpha Legion’s lawless starfort, Epsilon Retreat, under a fragile non-violence pact. Will they secure vital resources—or succumb to the chaos teeming beneath its polished surface?

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]]> Sun, 17 May 2026 13:59:18 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7994 The crew infiltrates the Alpha Legion’s lawless starfort, Epsilon Retreat, under a fragile non-violence pact. Will they secure vital resources—or succumb to the chaos teeming beneath its polished surface?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Earndil A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 6 – Showdown in the Arena 3 3 6 6 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 6 – Showdown in the Arena full 0070158b-67f9-46dd-91cd-8e884cf367a8 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/6 An energy blast incinerates a crew member’s leg, unleashing a conflagration that leaves only ash. A whispered heresy lingers: all is dust. Will they pay Chaos’ price for power? Also there are Orks.

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]]> An energy blast incinerates a crew member’s leg, unleashing a conflagration that leaves only ash. A whispered heresy lingers: all is dust. Will they pay Chaos’ price for power? Also there are Orks.

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]]> Thu, 28 May 2026 10:18:41 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9048 An energy blast incinerates a crew member’s leg, unleashing a conflagration that leaves only ash. A whispered heresy lingers: all is dust. Will they pay Chaos’ price for power? Also there are Orks.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Earndil A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 7 – Kickstart my Heart 3 3 7 7 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 7 – Kickstart my Heart full 9acc15da-6121-4da9-9079-210f0e2b5aac https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/7 The crew arrives at Dahab, a storm-wracked planet of endless fire. Will they unravel the curse binding their ship—or become kindlingt?

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]]> The crew arrives at Dahab, a storm-wracked planet of endless fire. Will they unravel the curse binding their ship—or become kindlingt?

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]]> Mon, 15 Jun 2026 14:15:40 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7590 The crew arrives at Dahab, a storm-wracked planet of endless fire. Will they unravel the curse binding their ship—or become kindlingt?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games Yes ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Earndil A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 8 – The Palace of Mirrors 3 3 8 8 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 8 – The Palace of Mirrors full d2194a4d-4997-4ad9-8835-78261c037abe https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/8 The crew ventures into a castle of mirrors, where eerie visions and a cryptic patron challenge their quest. Will they uncover the truth, or will the reflections trap them in endless chaos?

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]]> The crew ventures into a castle of mirrors, where eerie visions and a cryptic patron challenge their quest. Will they uncover the truth, or will the reflections trap them in endless chaos?

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]]> Thu, 25 Jun 2026 13:21:54 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8391 The crew ventures into a castle of mirrors, where eerie visions and a cryptic patron challenge their quest. Will they uncover the truth, or will the reflections trap them in endless chaos?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No Thurston Hillman ZoranTheWizard SpeakerD Earndil Odoroshirider HulkyKrow A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 9 – Fight for the Thunderhawk 3 3 9 9 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 9 – Fight for the Thunderhawk full 70cbb174-42d4-4afc-973f-cbb2f2692b15 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/9 The crew tracks their nemesis to a planet's surface, but a Thunderhawk bristling with Astartes blocks their path. Will they infiltrate the war machine or ignite a firefight they can’t win?

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]]> The crew tracks their nemesis to a planet's surface, but a Thunderhawk bristling with Astartes blocks their path. Will they infiltrate the war machine or ignite a firefight they can’t win?

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]]> Thu, 09 Jul 2026 11:48:46 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10505 The crew tracks their nemesis to a planet's surface, but a Thunderhawk bristling with Astartes blocks their path. Will they infiltrate the war machine or ignite a firefight they can’t win?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No Thurston Hillman ZoranTheWizard SpeakerD Earndil Odoroshirider HulkyKrow A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 10 – Crash and Burn 3 3 10 10 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 10 – Crash and Burn full fec9e889-b573-49ce-8ff9-85e3682e5b9d https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/10 Bethiel battles fire, fatigue, and fate aboard a Thunderhawk—but will his fall mean more than just lost infamy?

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]]> Bethiel battles fire, fatigue, and fate aboard a Thunderhawk—but will his fall mean more than just lost infamy?

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]]> Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:03:06 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8441 Bethiel battles fire, fatigue, and fate aboard a Thunderhawk—but will his fall mean more than just lost infamy?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Odoroshirider SpeakerD HulkyKrow Earndil A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 11 – Secret Dealings 3 3 11 11 A Chaos Odyssey – Ep. 11 – Secret Dealings full 81f34826-7d8f-4085-a3e1-0f255bbf2a05 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/11 The crew faces a brutal choice as war looms—ally with fanatics or burn their own to survive. Can they strike a deal, or will their souls pay the price?

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]]> The crew faces a brutal choice as war looms—ally with fanatics or burn their own to survive. Can they strike a deal, or will their souls pay the price?

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]]> Thu, 06 Aug 2026 11:42:16 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8564 The crew faces a brutal choice as war looms—ally with fanatics or burn their own to survive. Can they strike a deal, or will their souls pay the price?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No Thurston Hillman ZoranTheWizard SpeakerD Earndil Odoroshirider HulkyKrow A Chaos Odyssey - Ep. 12 - Betrayal 3 3 12 12 A Chaos Odyssey - Ep. 12 - Betrayal full c9f4fb6d-6154-46d1-a4a3-9faf6f524030 https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/s3/12 A fragile alliance teeters as Evgeny's ritual awakens Nurgle's wrath. Can they repair their stolen ship before the Conflagration claims them all?

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]]> A fragile alliance teeters as Evgeny's ritual awakens Nurgle's wrath. Can they repair their stolen ship before the Conflagration claims them all?

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]]> Thu, 20 Aug 2026 11:37:43 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8719 A fragile alliance teeters as Evgeny's ritual awakens Nurgle's wrath. Can they repair their stolen ship before the Conflagration claims them all?

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, Black Crusade, Chaos Space Marines, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, Narrative Declaration, Chaos, role playing games No Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Odoroshirider HulkyKrow Earndil ZoranTheWizard