WarHams - Narrative Declaration Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams WarHams! The TTRPG live play show set in the grim dark world of Warhammer 40,000. Follow us @NarrativeDeclaration on all social media! All rights reserved d04ea7ce-6323-5f02-944c-ff727623f61a yes en Fri, 17 Apr 2026 05:14:59 -0500 Fri, 17 Apr 2026 05:15:28 -0500 http://narrativedeclaration.com https://img.transistorcdn.com/0JV1uZZI4P51POBBYaWr4kTdC9MbMqmrmWNd2_--cZs/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzM2Mzk2LzE2Njg5/ODYzNDktYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.jpg WarHams - Narrative Declaration http://narrativedeclaration.com serial Narrative Declaration WarHams! The TTRPG live play show set in the grim dark world of Warhammer 40,000. Follow us @NarrativeDeclaration on all social media! WarHams. Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium ZoranTheBear narrativedeclaration@gmail.com No No Meat Place Alpha Meat Place Alpha full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/848694343 https://share.transistor.fm/s/f6493d9a A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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]]> A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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]]> Sun, 28 Jun 2020 20:24:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10891 A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Divine Lords The Divine Lords full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/857383486 https://share.transistor.fm/s/62e55aaa Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" β€” Fervor, Science, and War β€” have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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]]> Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" β€” Fervor, Science, and War β€” have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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]]> Mon, 13 Jul 2020 16:16:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11160 Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" β€” Fervor, Science, and War β€” have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Ratling Extravaganza Ratling Extravaganza full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/870360253 https://share.transistor.fm/s/72cb75d4 Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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]]> Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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]]> Tue, 04 Aug 2020 20:05:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10762 Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Septic Maintenance Septic Maintenance full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/877164316 https://share.transistor.fm/s/6f78cb1d Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental β€” a warp-touched sewer horror β€” and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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]]> Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental β€” a warp-touched sewer horror β€” and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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]]> Mon, 17 Aug 2020 04:13:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10511 Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental β€” a warp-touched sewer horror β€” and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Roll Medicae on a Wall Roll Medicae on a Wall full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/883315027 https://share.transistor.fm/s/1cddd8be Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall β€” and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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]]> Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall β€” and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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]]> Thu, 27 Aug 2020 21:36:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10158 Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall β€” and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Song Halls The Song Halls full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/894981955 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bb9041a1 The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens β€” and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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]]> The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens β€” and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2020 15:21:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10601 The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens β€” and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Tax Day Tax Day full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/900174937 https://share.transistor.fm/s/61942126 Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room β€” barely β€” and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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]]> Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room β€” barely β€” and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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]]> Sat, 26 Sep 2020 17:11:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10821 Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room β€” barely β€” and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Times Are Great Times Are Great full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/908497963 https://share.transistor.fm/s/85aa1548 Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater β€” and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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]]> Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater β€” and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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]]> Sat, 10 Oct 2020 19:10:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10309 Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater β€” and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish."

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Black Stone Black Stone full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/917639659 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e77b52b4 A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first β€” he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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]]> A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first β€” he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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]]> Sun, 25 Oct 2020 22:59:00 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10234 A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first β€” he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Cursed Episode The Cursed Episode full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/925443598 https://share.transistor.fm/s/70d5c4d7 A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor β€” and he wants his legs back.

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]]> A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor β€” and he wants his legs back.

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]]> Sun, 08 Nov 2020 06:36:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10060 A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor β€” and he wants his legs back.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί ATTENTION CITIZENS! ATTENTION CITIZENS! full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/933938476 https://share.transistor.fm/s/7f529404 De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary β€” bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

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]]> De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary β€” bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

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]]> Sun, 22 Nov 2020 07:18:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10651 De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary β€” bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Pi Hard Pi Hard full tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/942637447 https://share.transistor.fm/s/98ada20f The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are β€” and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.

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]]> The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are β€” and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.

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]]> Sun, 06 Dec 2020 15:31:00 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9820 The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are β€” and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Prison Changes a Man Prison Changes a Man full warhams.podbean.com/99683476-90f9-36bc-b38b-0df243d91665 https://share.transistor.fm/s/266ccfd2 The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck β€” then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.

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]]> The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck β€” then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.

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]]> Mon, 21 Dec 2020 16:12:38 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9526 The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck β€” then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Space Pirates Space Pirates full warhams.podbean.com/9f48be83-ba4f-31ce-b046-5046063bc4ac https://share.transistor.fm/s/52227b52 Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns β€” until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.

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]]> Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns β€” until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.

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]]> Mon, 18 Jan 2021 01:28:20 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10583 Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns β€” until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Laughter of Thirsting Closets The Laughter of Thirsting Closets full warhams.podbean.com/3d913f8d-60bb-32c8-8cb0-bed6b31191b6 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bab02bea Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound β€” meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.

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]]> Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound β€” meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.

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]]> Tue, 02 Feb 2021 14:45:22 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10605 Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound β€” meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Croikey Croikey full warhams.podbean.com/74fc826b-6703-3e4a-840c-e362415d2fb2 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e286246b Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate β€” Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.

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]]> Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate β€” Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.

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]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2021 17:22:03 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10402 Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate β€” Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Death Cult Death Cult full warhams.podbean.com/8625fadc-4c16-3aa5-b024-e4752a5fb91c https://share.transistor.fm/s/5c696c40 Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.

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]]> Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.

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]]> Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:01:11 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10583 Death cult assassins are minutes from poisoning an entire hive city's water supply. Pi Brain hacks a severed servitor head for moral support, Reeb kicks an assassin into a turbine, and Lorne's psychic crush holds the line while Zedek whiffs every finishing blow. They stop the poison. Then Lecoq's cruiser slides between them and the drifting Carillon -- claiming salvage rights.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Holiness is Cleanliness Holiness is Cleanliness full warhams.podbean.com/457c6577-8814-39c5-9b85-3af241542e1a https://share.transistor.fm/s/db25b133 A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.

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]]> A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.

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]]> Sun, 28 Mar 2021 10:52:13 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10463 A rival Rogue Trader won't even let Zedek speak to her -- cruiser-class ships outrank manners. The crew talks their way aboard the derelict Carillon instead, where thousands of somethings skitter from the searchlights, a cherub caked in dried blood hums while smearing the mess around, and a possessed crewman whispers "we boarded" before detonating. Something much bigger hasn't noticed them yet. The clock is ticking, and the cleaning babies are following.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί They Boarded They Boarded full warhams.podbean.com/d5f6c95f-5954-3c18-b97b-d9f37f76ecaf https://share.transistor.fm/s/d117b256 Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."

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]]> Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."

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]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2021 10:24:05 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10207 Possessed crewmen flood every corridor. Cherub swarms choke the maglev tracks. Lorne's psychic scream pops every baby head in twenty-five meters -- buying just enough time to catch a tram, loot a pristine medbay, and suit up in dead missionary power armor. Then something strips Lorne bare, chains him to a chair, and whispers: "Your friends have given me much."

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Throne Room The Throne Room full warhams.podbean.com/ada21131-7f99-34c9-b925-15c965721e4f https://share.transistor.fm/s/7f4631d7 Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."

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]]> Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."

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]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2021 16:09:56 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10809 Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded."

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Mercenary Games The Mercenary Games full warhams.podbean.com/f71bdf36-4832-36e2-92f9-b65ef7c381b8 https://share.transistor.fm/s/c6242908 Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun.

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]]> Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun.

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]]> Sun, 09 May 2021 06:31:45 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10102 Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί PVP PVP full warhams.podbean.com/7995da9c-e322-32ca-b72b-43c43d93cd7c https://share.transistor.fm/s/0df67bdc Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect.

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]]> Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect.

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]]> Sun, 23 May 2021 12:01:10 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10507 Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Interrogation Interrogation full warhams.podbean.com/0328489d-e14e-3e2c-8cc4-a50d81c7400a https://share.transistor.fm/s/cd569f60 De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can.

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]]> De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can.

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]]> Sun, 06 Jun 2021 12:51:35 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10238 De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Imperial Warzone Imperial Warzone full warhams.podbean.com/6e39ba92-7993-3e0a-9996-0c292397ac25 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e4131dbf An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins.

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]]> An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins.

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]]> Thu, 24 Jun 2021 20:22:51 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10302 An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Green Tide The Green Tide full warhams.podbean.com/1c2927ec-ef9e-3966-bfe2-140cefad1803 https://share.transistor.fm/s/cc908c69 Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms.

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]]> Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms.

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]]> Sun, 18 Jul 2021 02:38:35 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11390 Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Xenos Intervention Xenos Intervention full warhams.podbean.com/7f710994-ac73-3284-9fa8-e0e126b1ffbf https://share.transistor.fm/s/9818fa20 The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know.

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]]> The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know.

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]]> Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:10:30 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8496 The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Choice The Choice full warhams.podbean.com/1e438782-daa3-38de-9d35-bd9fa82d285d https://share.transistor.fm/s/58ed1dd8 Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.

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]]> Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.

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]]> Sun, 29 Aug 2021 00:52:59 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10202 Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Home Sweet Home Home Sweet Home full warhams.podbean.com/535fb287-81a8-3f02-b2a7-cbf166c1014a https://share.transistor.fm/s/22469c72 The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.

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]]> The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.

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]]> Mon, 13 Sep 2021 05:20:16 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10167 The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Confrontation The Confrontation full warhams.podbean.com/21575d31-630b-3277-84e7-007732a54eee https://share.transistor.fm/s/f816bf68 Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.

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]]> Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.

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]]> Sun, 26 Sep 2021 10:34:16 -0500 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12176 Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί The Finale The Finale full warhams.podbean.com/7b0c716d-8d15-3747-8177-e65e66f432d4 https://share.transistor.fm/s/3d37f08a Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars.

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]]> Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars.

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]]> Thu, 18 Nov 2021 17:44:41 -0600 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10699 Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars.

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]]> Warhammer 40K, WH40K, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, sci-fi, Games Workshop, WarHams, Narrative Declaration, DnD, role playing games, Imperium No ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman SpeakerD Earndil HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί