Waffles and Mates Talk About Things

Waffles talks Culture

Necropodicon Network — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 02:36:37 +0000

Waffles deep dives into various types of culture and even takes a stroll down memory lane.

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Wafflemas The Movie

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 14 Dec 2023 05:27:42 +0000

Waffles shares their favorite Wafflemas movies and "legally doesn't confess to any crimes"

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The Heist

Necropodicon Network — Mon, 04 Dec 2023 06:13:45 +0000

Merry Wafflemas to all and to all a good heist

jeffandrickpresent – Jeff and Rick Present: Unpacking the Power of Power Pack (wordpress.com)

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Bird of the century

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 02:52:39 +0000

Bird of the Century, What is it and who will you vote for?

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Saint Waffles

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 22:55:43 +0000

Oh when the saint come marching in, oh how I want to listen to that podcast when the saints come podcasting in.

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Why Waffles Doesn't get invited to Sexy Partys

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 26 Oct 2023 05:13:46 +0000

What the heck is Halloween?

listening to this episode won't answer that question but you might still have fun.

Also I'd like to congratulate the pope and that sexy witch on their upcoming nuptials.

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Top Ten Spookiest things EVER!!!

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 12 Oct 2023 01:58:52 +0000

Episode 113, on Friday the 13th during October (the spookiest month ever). There are too many spooky things but how do you know which is the spookiest? Good thing Waffles is here to set you right by counting down the Top Ten spookiest things ever. It was going to be 666 spooky things but the producer thought that was going to be too long. (number 665 was producers and 664 was long lists of spooky things)

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Rutherford B Hazed

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 28 Sep 2023 00:44:48 +0000

This episode Waffles addresses the new craze sweeping the nation of WAMTATing, what is it? Who's doing it? Has it been done to you right now? Waffles also addresses some minor house keeping.

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Hey kid, Wanna some votes?

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 21 Sep 2023 00:57:18 +0000

Waffles analyzes some political ads.
(Disclaimer, not a political podcast, I'm not trying to influence your vote)
Are you a time traveler? A fan of Trench coats? Do you have too many virgins or blood? Then these smaller niche parties might be for you.

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Podzilla Saves Christmas

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:33:09 +0000

It's time for the hotly anticipated review of Godzilla saves Christmas, but it's too big of a film (Literally) for Waffles to handle alone so kindly the Podzilla lads have bravely volunteered to tackle this review

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Previously

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 02:05:08 +0000

YesAndCharity - Twitch

Time to catch up with a recap episode.

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Hiatus

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 26 May 2023 01:57:44 +0000

This isn't Good bye, it's see you later

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Murder Mystery

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 26 May 2023 01:49:36 +0000

Ever wondered "How to get away with murder?" ... No? .. Neither have I. Anyways here is a totally innocent episode about Kittens

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Channel surfing

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 18 May 2023 02:09:29 +0000

This week Waffles just records the radio. Who says that random channel surfing can't be an episode?

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Ambiguous Polyamory

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 11 May 2023 00:01:00 +0000

This week Waffles is Joined by Alex and David from "My Comical Romance" to watch another episode of Heartbreak Hospital.

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Johnny Murder

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 04 May 2023 00:37:32 +0000

We sit down and interview world class artist Johnny Murder

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Stories from the PAST!!!

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 27 Apr 2023 02:29:06 +0000

The word I was looking for was Column

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Sick

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 20 Apr 2023 04:26:20 +0000

Waffles is sick this week. Lets see how this goes

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NOT LEGAL ADVICE

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 06:48:23 +0000

Please, I am not a lawyer, this isn't legal advice, please don't sue me.

with that being said. I forget what this episode is about. Enjoy.

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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!!!!!

Necropodicon Network — Sat, 08 Apr 2023 00:50:22 +0000

We made it to a century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PAWS!

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 30 Mar 2023 22:00:00 +0000

We celebrate the hotly anticipated release of the film PAWS.

Special shout out to: River, Brad, the Heroes for hire podcast, Indie film review, and Podzilla. I cannot thank you all enough.

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Duck

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 01:00:00 +0000

Big ducks, little ducks, one duck, lots of ducks. This episode is all about ducks and nothing else.

If someone told you that this episode was all about the illuminati then they lied to you. Quack, no one here but us ducks.

Seriously, no secret organizations controlling the world. Got any bread? Quack quack.

The secret password is "Notaduck" Welcome to the Illuminati. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

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WAMTAT Radio Feat Dr Plants

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 16 Mar 2023 01:00:00 +0000

We're joined by Dr Plants to talk all things green and leafy

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Strange file I found, I hope it isn't cursed.

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 01:00:00 +0000

Not sure what this episode is about, I'm just uploading a strange file I found on my laptop. I hope it Isn't cursed

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Please Don't listen in on this Private Conversation

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 02 Mar 2023 03:01:34 +0000

Seriously, I'm trying to have a private conversation and you are being very rude for listening in, AND now your reading my private episode descriptions, you're very naughty.

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Milk Aliens

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 24 Feb 2023 04:35:19 +0000

Every wondered "Milk?" well this week Waffles has you covered (maybe literally) in all things milk. What is it? Where can you find it? How does it feel? Has Waffles moved and is now cracking under the pressure of having to produce a weekly show while not pissing off their new flat mates? Is there a word(s) to describe non-placental mammals? Will Waffles actually answer any of these questions? And many more.

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Q in A

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 02:10:24 +0000

A very tired and stressed Waffles attempts to answer all your questions. From Cats? to Comedy?

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Hot Roots

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2023 00:01:00 +0000

Waffles reports the news happening around the the village.

Any cool rocks can be placed in the pile next to Waffles cave. Sharp sticks available on request.

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Detective Dog With a Gun

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2023 01:00:00 +0000

DDWAG confronts Bob the Burglar, but DDWAG doesn't have any back up, can DDWAG finally defeat his arch enemy or will Bob the Burglar escape through his paws yet again ...

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Big Oscar Reaction

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 23:28:56 +0000

Waffles goes through the Oscars and gives their thoughts and reactions

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Ye Olde WAMTAT

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 19 Jan 2023 01:08:58 +0000

Waffles plays an old episode from the archive. In fair Verona where our tale is set, two star crossed lovers get to loving.

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Carrot Addiction, Right?

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 13 Jan 2023 03:36:40 +0000

This week Waffles gives advice on getting a refund from your bank, over coming addictions, and making friends with witches.

link to recipe here: https://edmondscooking.co.nz/recipes/cakes/carrot-cake/

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Casting Pods

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 04 Jan 2023 03:44:22 +0000

Waffles is still on Holidays or on Strike (We're not sure which) so Sam the producer (and sentient Teddy Bear) has put together a clip show of our favorite bits from last year. Enjoy

No Lawyers were harmed in the making of this episode.

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On the last day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 22 Dec 2022 21:07:22 +0000

Wafflemas is wrapping up. I Hope you've enjoyed the season. Happy Holidays

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On the Eleventh day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 21 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Did anybody else get visited by some temporally displaced specters last night, or was that just me?

Anyways be sure to check out "The fate of Isen" "Movie reviews in 20 Qs" "and "The history of Aotearoa New Zealand"

https://www.fateofisen.com/
https://mritqs.podbean.com/
https://historyaotearoa.com/

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On the tenth day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Waffles is missing and only the local children have seen them last, can Investigator Alex get to the bottom of the case or has Waffles truly been cooked?

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On the ninth day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Sat, 17 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Waffles is interrupted from their rest as Carol singers attempt to spread some Wafflemas joy

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On the Eighth day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 15 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

The opinion of Waffles does not represent the opinions of WAMTAT, we here at WAMTAT believe that any and all holidays are valid and should be enjoyed. Waffles has been fired for making this episode (but we still had a time slot to fill).

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On the seventh day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 13 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

This episode Waffles shares their own Waffle recipe

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On the Sixth day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

This episode we're discussing the link between "The night before Wafflemas" and the South American wars of independence

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on the Fifth day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 09 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

John Ramble sits down to interview Roxxxanne the head Elf leading the union movement in the North pole

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On the Fourth day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 07 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Waffles reads the well known Wafflemas poem

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On the third day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Mon, 05 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Waffles discusses Wafflemas songs

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On the Second Day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Sat, 03 Dec 2022 05:47:57 +0000

Waffles discusses their favorite Wafflemas film

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On the first day of Wafflemas

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:54:20 +0000

On the first day of Wafflemas my true love gave to me ... the first of twelve bonus episodes

Happy Holidays

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On the Zeroth day of Wafflemas my true love gave to me ... an announcement

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:05:44 +0000

A short announcement about Wafflemas

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Seti and Forgetti

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 25 Nov 2022 02:15:19 +0000

Trigger warning, General allusions to human rights abuse and general bigotry

Waffles finds a new satellite dish and gets a lot more than he bargained for. What is the weather like in the future and how will jellyfish take to podcasts? These answers and more are answered in this weeks (and the futures) WAMTAT

The Trevor Project
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Outright International
https://outrightinternational.org/take-action/give#4257225834-2582617658

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Fact Battle (with Billy Wayne Davis)

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 20:54:29 +0000

Waffles is joined by Comedian Billy Wayne Davis this week ... I mean Alex Jones has been exiled to New Zealand and has to find out the truth from the locals.

Check out Testify, available now from https://www.bwdtour.com/

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Democratically elected Sword

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Waffles and Season Quest rehearse an epic play. Monarchies are toppled, princesses kidnapped, bandits running wild. There might even be an appearance of every bodies favorite caped crusader.

Get ready to learn how a script goes from the page to the stage.

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Nuclear Fridge Tomatoes

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 10 Nov 2022 01:29:46 +0000

Web 3.0? Crypto coins? WTF are NFTs? Waffles answers everything you've ever wanted to know and more

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This Episode brought to you by ...

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 03 Nov 2022 01:50:51 +0000

This week Waffles sits down with researcher Blavid Blattenbourgh to discus all things advertisements.

@Waffles_Mario (Twitter)
@Waffles_Mates (instagram)
(Patreon) https://patreon.com/user?u=3344754&utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

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Season 2 Episode 3 Waffles and Birds talk things?

Necropodicon Network — Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:09:33 +0000

Waffles goes back and reviews all the past winners of New Zealand's prestigious Bird of the year awards.

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Hear me out

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 22:13:24 +0000

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Season 2 Episode 2 Whos script is it anyways

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 05 Oct 2022 12:01:00 +0000

The team is ready to put on a show, all that's missing is the script ... that's the episode, we hunt for a script

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Announcement

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 22:18:27 +0000

Waffles_Mario on twitter
wafflesandmario@gmail.com to email

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Season 2 Episode 1 How to Improve eyes

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 01 Sep 2022 02:23:19 +0000

This week we take you back to where it all began. Find out how Waffles became the master optometrist that he has always been as we learn how to improve eyes.

Episode 79 Pineapple scented Podcast

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 10 May 2022 12:01:00 +0000

Did you know that Christchurch city libraries cut their late fees? Well you do now. Join us as we talk Pineapples, car insurance, headlice and much much more on this very R rated episode of WAMTAT.

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Episode 78 PeasantCast

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 12:01:00 +0000

For the season finale of WAMTAT Waffles is exported off to a fantastical land where he discusses employment contracts and union negotiations.

Thanks for listening, Y'all are the real heroes.

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Episode 77 MoreBS

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 12:01:00 +0000

This week we invite Michael MoreBS to come on the show and talk about his new movie.

Also check out the indie film review podcast for more great content

If anyone knows how to clean up a truly horrendous amount of blood please be in contact.

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Episode 76 Waffles and Mario are sad about things

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 11:01:00 +0000

Planking!!!!! this week the boys jump on the latest internet craze and plank all over the studio.

We apologize to the people of Hornby, we didn't intend on accidentally setting the hardware store on fire.

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Episode 75 Getting down to business

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 29 Mar 2022 11:01:00 +0000

Warning!!!!!! this episode is Not Safe For Work (you have been warned)

Listen in this week as the lads clear their backlog and make some business phone calls. Mario calls his parents and Waffles orders pizza.

We are pleased to announce this week we are joined by Wifey from Chicken Mind Nuggets, she'll be playing the prestigious roll of Dentist secretary

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Episode 74 Everything is up in the air

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 11:01:00 +0000

This week the boys have paid to cruise the skies. Sail through the clouds and meet the interesting people traveling with the boys, we might even solve a mystery or two while we're up there.

OK so Waffles fell off, does anyone know where I can find a spare Waffles at 10,000 ft up?

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Episode 73 We love Zoo too

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 15 Mar 2022 11:01:00 +0000

In this Episode Waffles and Mario hit the road and visit the local Zoo.

They see a variety of animals and meet some wacky characters.

Ok, real talk, does anyone want to buy a deaf giraffe, we know a guy, should make great dog food, hit us up and we'll hook you up (offer subject to availability*)

*Giraffe maybe fictional

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Episode 72 Waffles plays with his box

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 12:01:00 +0000

This week we find out what wacky adventures Waffles gets up to when he's left alone with nothing but a microphone and a box.

Wir möchten uns bei all unseren deutschen Zuhörern entschuldigen, wir wissen, dass es viele von euch gibt, für das sehr schlecht übersetzte Deutsch in dieser Folge. Wir hier bei WAMTAT lieben die Deutschen und würden niemanden beleidigen wollen. Habe einen tollen Tag. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 71 Is that a train or is it the news?

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 01 Mar 2022 11:38:55 +0000

Jim the news guy here reporting live from the set of "Train murder" the latest block buster starring Detective Detective as himself. Join the conversation as we go on a journey of discovery while we ask the age old question "is that a train or is it the news?"

Ok, real talk, has anyone else noticed Mario's obsession with pipes and princesses? I'm starting to worry about him.

Chugga Chugga Mother F**cker

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Episode 70 Emu milking lessons

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 12:01:00 +0000

This week Waffles looks back on his childhood and reminisces about milking Emu, and nothing else, only listen to the Emu milk section everything else is filthy lies.

Aotearoa New Zealand is totally a real country, we have a flag and everything.

I'm not a paid actor, where did you get that crazy notion from?

Now excuse me as I throw another shrimp on the barbie, I mean drink a fosters, I mean shag a sheep, I mean ... what did we say Kiwis do? ... I'm off to go complain about the state of our roads, yeah, totally normal not Aussie thing to do.

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Episode 69 Balex Bones

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 12:01:00 +0000

To my lawyer reading this, this episode is PARODY, please don't sue, none of the views expressed are serious. This is a silly little comedy podcast.

This week Waffles interviews his friend in the misinformation business Balex Bones.

Oh god he escaped .... help .... he's tearing the building apart ... send help ... what does he have against shirts ... HELP ... he's making me drink the bone broth ... it burns

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Episode 68: ”Stupid Cupid”

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 01 Feb 2022 12:01:00 +0000

This Week we continue our series on love advice with host Cupid.

Oh dear gods I'm so lonely, Athena won't talk to me, Aphrodite's won't talk to me, and Artemis keeps trying to hunt me for sport ...

oh no, she's found me

enjoy the episode

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Episode 67: ”The 1,000,000ₜₕ Episode!”

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 25 Jan 2022 12:00:00 +0000

The fine folks at WAMTAT would like to thank you for sticking with us these last nineteen thousand years. To celebrate the reaching 1,000,000 episodes the lads look back at the last 999,999 episodes and reminisce about their favorite parts.

O.K. so this strange audio file was emailed to me this morning from "the future" and threatened to "turn me and my family into cheap pork sausages unless I edited and uploaded the file", followed by a lot of manic laughing

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Episode 66: ”The Bachelor”

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 18 Jan 2022 14:00:00 +0000

This week on WAMTAT we present The Bachelor, the true kiwi edition. Come listen as bachelor Chad Chadlington chooses a woman with which to marry. Will it be Candy? Or Cinnamon? Or Waffles? I don't remember. So come and listen, take your bets and see who becomes New Zealand's Next Top Bachelor: Survival Island. NOTICE: No one was harmed in the making of this episode. Though numerous characters lived and died, none sustained any long term injuries or fatal attacks. This notice was announced because too many people have called TVNZ On Air and complained about the high mortality rate on the show. Thank you.

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Episode 65: ”Scam Juan Else”

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 11 Jan 2022 09:15:50 +0000

Hello there my friends! It's 2022 and we have found ourselves a new episode as Mario goes and audits a hard working fellow who operates a [REDACTED DUE TO COURT PROCESS] business. Scam. Scam was the redacted word. Come listen and hopefully laugh as the inner workings of the financial system.

🠋

This is the joke.

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Episode 64: ”The Christmas Special”

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 13:46:25 +0000

Ho ho ho! Merry holidays and happy new day! This week on Waffles and Mario Talk About Things comes an episode based in the North Pole and North America. Come see as Waffles attempts to reason with Santa Claus and learn the dos and don'ts of the Christmas story.

Merry Christmas and many happy returns to you all. This is the joke. The year was the joke. Good bye.

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Episode 63: ”The WAMTAT Epic D12 Go Extravaganza” PART 4 FEAT: BRAD ZIMMER from FATE OF ISEN

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 16 Dec 2021 22:06:17 +0000

Rats! Rats and people! Come listen to the finale to the series that spawned an entire Marvel franchise (please don't fact check us). Don't forget to check out Brad Zimmer at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of Isen" (@fateofisen) wherever you get podcasts from.

Thanks for reading this, no joke this week.

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Episode 62: ”The WAMTAT Epic D12 Go Extravaganza” PART 3 FEAT: BRAD ZIMMER from FATE OF ISEN

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 09 Dec 2021 00:30:11 +0000

This week we're back with another episode the epic quest of Waffles and Mario as they attempt to save Christchurch from hordes of evil rats. Come listen to their heroic deeds such as befriending rats, befriending strangers and then killing those friendly strangers with friendly rats. Will the boys meet their match? Will they succumb to defeat? Who knows! I don't, I just get paid to write these stupid episode descriptions so I'm copy pasting them. Don't forget to check out Brad Zimmer at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of Isen" (@fateofisen) wherever you get podcasts from.

I'm gonna be so cheap I'm gonna copy paste the this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over we have fun.

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Episode 61: ”Actually talking about things NOT CLICKBAIT” FEAT: LUCY AND TOM FROM SEASON QUEST

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 01 Dec 2021 21:33:43 +0000

This week Mario is dead and instead of attending his funeral, Waffles continues the show with special guests Lucy and Tom from the fantastic podcast Season Quest. Come listen and question as they actually talk about things, like haunted houses, Mario Party, getting drunk and doing coke with hookers before blacking out and so much more fun things!

Many thanks to Lucy and Tom for appearing on the show, check out their podcast Season Quest: https://seasonquestpod.transistor.fm/ and @SeasonQuestPOD on twitter.

Who is your favourite Mario Party character? For me it's the skinny guy who throws a brick through the living room window and then sneaks inside to take the TV - wait hang on this is security camera footage! SOMEONE'S TAKING MY TBASDNASIDJA S

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Episode 60: ”The WAMTAT Epic D12 Go Extravaganza” PART 2 FEAT: BRAD ZIMMER from FATE OF ISEN

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 25 Nov 2021 04:28:16 +0000

This week we're back with another episode the epic quest of Waffles and Mario as they attempt to save Christchurch from hordes of evil rats. Come listen to their heroic deeds such as sacrificing civilians to rats, vandalizing cars and killing one rat that was just minding its own business, geez. Will the boys meet their match? Will they succumb to defeat? Who knows! I don't, I just get paid to write these stupid episode descriptions. Don't forget to check out Brad Zimmer at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of Isen" (@fateofisen) wherever you get podcasts from.

Man, I gotta pee but I think someone just came home and I don't wanna have to say hi so I'm hoping I can just hold it in until they've gone to their bedroom but if they start cooking stuff in the kitchen I'll have to go past them to use the toilet so maybe I should just go and pretend I didn't see them but if they hear me theya nsdasamsdf sgafsdefghdvdszavfszdasazdf

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Episode 59: ”The WAMTAT Epic D12 Go Extravaganza” PART 1 FEAT: BRAD ZIMMER from FATE OF ISEN

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 17 Nov 2021 22:30:13 +0000

With longest title for an episode yet, this week sees Waffles and Mario joined by the LEGENDARY BRAD FROM FATE OF ISEN! Brad has invented a new game system called "D12 Go" and Waffles and Mario are lucky enough to be among the first people to trial it. Come listen to an epic adventure of woe, mystery and highly insecure people. Go check out Brad at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of Isen" (@fateofisen) wherever you get podcasts from. Where do you get podcasts from? Where? What? You fish them out of the old lake? You sacrifice your children one at a time for a podcast? Well isn't that something!

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Episode 58: ”The Pretentitation Masterclass”

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 10 Nov 2021 23:26:43 +0000

This week sees Waffles going on strike for some reason, leaving Mario to interview their guest on a new little thing called "pretentitation". John Smith is giving one of his award winning (citation needed)masterclasses so that you, dear listener, may learn the secrets of "being someone who you are not". Additionally, any comments directed toward us that claim that "this is just acting" or "wtf this is a scam" will be ignored. Guests pay upwards of $2,000,000 per episode to be featured on our podcast so with that money we don't have to care about anything ever again. Affluenza baby!

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Episode 57: ”The Wizard Trials”

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 04 Nov 2021 12:23:32 +0000

BREAKING NEWS: Ōtautahi Christchurch has lost its official wizard, leaving the city defenseless against the hordes of evil approaching from all angles. Come listen as the boys interview for a new wizard and restore a valiant defender to their so-so city. Will it be them? Will it be you? Come find out who may or may not be the new official wizard of the land in this heart-stopping episode...

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Episode 56: ”A Spooky Hellish Adventure Through Hell”

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 21:04:16 +0000

This week in improvised comedy sees Mario going on a highway to hell to rescue his co-host Waffles. Along the way he must pass through each circle of hell and face the challenges therein. Will Mario rescue Waffles? Will Waffles be forced to stay at the bottom of hell for all eternity? You'll have to tune in to find out.

'Tis the spooky season! Here's a scary story just for you...'Twas yesterday eve I went for a long walk and it was well past the waxing moon when I returned home and crossed the threshold. As I entered my abode to slumber, I spied a solitary figure stood still as a board at the back of my room. With teeth chattering and arms a-shaking, I reached for the light switch to illuminate the phantom in my room. I had no more than touched the switch when a raspy voice reached my ears and gave me such a fright all turned to darkness. The words the abomination in my room said to me were: "It is better to pee in the sink, then to sink in the pee"...

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Episode 55: ”The Depressisode”

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 11:58:24 +0000

This week's episode is brought to you by Zerapidol...the medicine that does...something. This special episode is all about grief, tragedy and the importance of adopting kittens. If your week has been going too well and you have too much dopamine in your system, plug your headphones in and weep bitterly as the boys from WAMTAT spin a sad tale of woe.

Also don't forget to vote for us in the Listener's Choice Awards for the New Zealand Podcast awards! You can do so here: https://www.nzpodcastawards.com/nominate

You'll notice there wasn't an option here. Do it. Do it or else. Do it or else I'll take you to the supermarket and walk you down the snack aisle and when you say "Oooo could I have some chippies" I'll say: "We have chippies at home" but when we get home it won't be chippies it'll be those boring flavourless rice crackers that everyone has and I'll say "This is much healthier than chippies" and start making dinner and you'll just be left there depressed because you're eating dry, flavourless rice crackers when you could be eating sour cream and chives bluebirds chippies!

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Episode 54: ”The Fashion Police”

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 13:00:00 +0000

This week there is no improvised comedy to be found as a very non-threatening guest from a [REDACTED] background has found his way onto the show. Mario interviews them about their past, the career so far and their current plans with [REDACTED]. Come listen to all things fashion with Mario, Joe Bloggs and the New Zealand police force. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

The redactions have been paused momentarily! This episode features a character who is almost certainly not involved with anything related to or of the subject matter regarding the well known issue of feasibly denying [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

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Episode 53: ”The Nominations Congratulations”

Necropodicon Network — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Guess who just got nominated for a comedy award?! If you guess us - who would have thought! Us? Award winning? Surely the Time Variance Authority are gonna be busting us for this one. To celebrate the nomination, Waffles and Mario have prepared speeches in the event of either winning or losing. Also quick note this episode was recorded in a car, so it may sound weird. We did what we could, but hey no one's perfect. Actually, Dame Emma Thompson is perfect. Sucks she won't use Twitter...

If you'd like to vote for (or against) us in the NZ Podcast Awards you can do so here: https://www.nzpodcastawards.com/ - Just note that voting is only from the 7th October to the 7th November.

Psssst, if you nominated us for the award - let us know! Help us rig it and we'll split the awards amongst us and live like legends!

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UPDATE: ”Talking About Things”

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 05:02:16 +0000

This is a special episode where the curtain drops and we're talking about upcoming plans for the podcast! This isn't really an episode, more just a catch up special - feel free to get in touch with us to let us know what you think of the upcoming changes. If you have no thoughts on the upcoming changes then don't get in touch. Anyway, have a good day!

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Episode 52: ”The Lockdown Episode”

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 02:47:50 +0000

Why hello there, you improv comedy fans! We're back after a long hiatus with a new episode to celebrate the Aotearoa 2021 lockdown! After many months of travelling the world, not following quarantine procedures and sneezing at people, Waffles and Mario returned to Aotearoa just in time for a snap lockdown. This episode covers what they missed about the days before lockdown and talk to some local folks to see how they're handling the situation.

Man it's been a long time since I wrote a meta bit after the main podcast description. How have you been? Have you lose weight? You're looking really good, I mean that sincerely. Hang on, what do you mean I haven't change? What the hell does that mean? You calling me fat? What do you mean then? I'LL KILL YOU! NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT! RAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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Episode 51: "Lawyercide"

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 27 May 2021 12:44:12 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario have a very real lawyer in the studio and I really can't be bothered writing a proper bio so I'm just going to mash the keys. ajsdskajd spkjdef 'pdkjsf ;lkjzdsfg 'oljpzdsfg ;jwsazer\"OL wsa\l;jawer "|{Kwers fjo[lkwesad f"NLKSDF l;kbhjsDFb;kj fl;wel EAhl;kE:PFN 'nl;ksderf 'nlksdf 'nl; SDEF l'nkwserGFWHESRGF WSNKJFWS ER;K 'L WRG'LFJ WES\ROGF WRg|{ WRJGWERTF piol:kj WEFWSOLEKJF WSRGEFIKJ NWSRGFPKIOJW ERSF'IKPEJSADRFG 'PSOWERJAGF 'OPGWERF ":pNWEs rwesf '\npwersfd sderf sadf wserfwrgfeathyernawer5gm aerty htujk/zer5yhl,ketgfzdea gdtfh dthyj yfiujdrtyhmkr6uhtzdert5y thyrtyult;rthjEr grthna erthymnaesrtygjsertyhkrtyj,lrtyurtxs tyfrh zrafth, rgn thymsrthmsrhtrsfth rstgh gfhnjtyi.8ty6iomdsrt5yjd vthyj,.l;ethjrst.gjjzarthm,krt. Thanks!

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Episode 50: "Pick Your Party"

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 06 May 2021 12:09:28 +0000

Who would have thought that this week Waffles and Mario would be talking to multiple political parties in Other Zealand! Well, we did - because we did. Hm. Anyway, if you ever wanted to know what your options are this year for very real political comedy debates, this is it! In other news, you wondering what "Other Zealand" is - don't worry about it! It wasn't an attempt at a new name for a podcast concept tinabb bnas don wory bout it..

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Episode 49: "How To Make A Podcast"

Necropodicon Network — Fri, 30 Apr 2021 08:44:00 +0000

This week on Waffles and Mario Talk About Things, we're talking about how to make a podcast! All the tips and tricks required to get a show on the road. NOTE: This is actually an old episode we made last year but due to international events we decided to pull it. A year on, we sure hope it's a good time to re-release this episode! That's what you get for not recording an episode for the last 2 weeks....uh...ignore that...

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Episode 48: "Jimmy the Snitch Returns"

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 14 Apr 2021 13:00:00 +0000

This week sees the next episode of Crime Abbley and the return of the complicated character Jimmy the Snitch. Jimmy has found himself in prison and must work his way through the society of prison if he ever wants to see the outside world again. Also, this episode has the most swears of any episode yet because swearing is sometimes funny. Sometimes it isn't. F***. I like putting asterisks in instead of swears because it makes everything look like a s****word. Also I'm afraid of the podcast gods looking unfavourably on me if I put the actual swear word in.

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Episode 47 FEAT: JULZ BURGISSER & JULES DANIEL from FATE OF ISEN: "The Non-Canon Episode"

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 07 Apr 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Wowee! If you've just come here from Chapter 6 Episode 5 of Fate of Isen, then you're just in time to hear a canon or non-canonical episode (depending on Brad, from Fate of Isen). Have I mentioned this is a sorta crossover with Fate of Isen? Anyway, if you haven't already subscribe to Fate of Isen wherever you get podcasts from and listen to Episode 5 of Chapter 6 to get the context for this episode. A massive thank you to Julz Burgisser and Jules Daniel for giving up their time and talent to feature in this episode. Follow them or Fate of Isen on Twitter to stay up to date on future episodes and news.

Website: www.fateofisen.com

Necropodicon link: www.necropodicon.com/#/the-fate-of-isen

Why are you still scrolling? Go listen to their episodes dummy!

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APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL - 4:30 of straight static noise!

Necropodicon Network — Wed, 31 Mar 2021 12:09:14 +0000

Wowee! It's April Fools and this week you get 4 minutes and 30 seconds of straight static noise! Isn't that great! On another note, please just remember I am not a DJ or a musician.

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Episode 46: "Mario Meets An Interdimensional Chef" FEAT: MARIO MEETING AN INTERDIMENSIONAL CHEF LOLOLOL

Necropodicon Network — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 13:00:00 +0000

This week sees Mario going on an interdimensional adventure with a chef to collect unusual ingredients and make unique dishes. Also death. Waffles dead. Chef dead. Camera man dead. Improvised comedy will always take you to fantastic and unusual places.

Hey, are you cooking something? I can smell something in the kitchen, it smells good! Is that rosemary? No? It's just cereal? Yeah apparently my sense of smell has never been good.

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Episode 45: "WAMTATMojo's Top 10 Movie Facts"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 17 Mar 2021 13:00:00 +0000

Sorry about no episode last week! Anyway this week Waffles and Mario are counting down their favourite hidden movie details in movies with details. Beware spoilers for Avengers Infinity War, Endgame, Titanic, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Then again, if you haven't seen the film yet you probably can't tell when we're messing with you. Talking about films, anything good come out lately? I think the Harley Quinn movie was the last one in cinemas that I quite liked. I should watch more films.

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Episode 44: " The Man Who Cannot Say No"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:00:00 +0000

This week sees the boys listening to a news excerpt from the world renowned "BBBC" news on "The Man Who Cannot Say No". Come listen as the interviewer Pierre goes on a pretty weird journey into witchcraft, wizardry and plain just beating the shit outta some people. No bonus joke this week sorry I have a migraine and I spend too long sitting down every day. How you doing? You good? Cool cool cool...

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Episode 43: "Shoe Repair"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 24 Feb 2021 14:00:00 +0000

This week sees another dead co-host and Mario going on an adventure to get his shoes repaired. He befriends no one and makes plenty of enemies along away. This episode also touches on important political topics like bartering, breaking the 4th wall and if enslaving rich billionaires is problematic in any way. Come listen as Mario goes on a messy, improvised adventure to get some new shoes. If you have any questions on this episode, why not head on over to our twitter or discord to verbally abuse us? Otherwise feel free to hold a fake argument in your head about ethics or what not and leave us out of it.

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Episode 42: "True Crime Time"

Waffles & Mario — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 14:00:00 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario talk about true crime...the story of Andrew Lee Johnson - an innocent man or a cunning rogue? Come listen as they examine the case in detail to try and put to rest the mystery of what happened on that fateful day. Did Andrew step on a flower? Did he buy a lot of bread? Nothing is clear, except for one thing: This is satire. Please don't sue us, we're really not worth it. FBI guy if you're reading this, think of this episode as free exposure! Can I have my emails back? Thanks...

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Episode 41: "Time Travel - Part 2"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 12:44:20 +0000

This week no one was expecting a part 2 to the previous episode. Hell, even we weren't expecting a part 2 and yet here we are. So come on down and listen as Waffles goes on a trip through time. Ever wanted to go on a trip through time yourself? Maybe you'd like to revisit some old memories! How about that one memory where you went to South America and started a coup against the government using guerilla warfare? You thinking about that moment? WE GOTTEM MOVE IN IT'S A CONFESSION BAG EM AND TAG EM MOVE MOVE MOVE

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Episode 39: "How To Crime Good"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario rob a bank for the sheer experience. Come listen as they talk to the various hostages and tellers that make robberies like this possible. Also, friendly disclaimer; crimes are illegal. Don't do them. I'm not going down because you thought our improvised bullshit was somehow coercing you into performing a criminal act. The fact that these kind of disclaimers have to exist makes me mad. Mad enough to murder. Yeah I said it!

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Episode 38 FEAT: Mario as Himself (Jarred from Indie Film Review): "Indie Film Review"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 20 Jan 2021 12:52:12 +0000

This week is another regular episode of Waffles and Mario's ongoing indie film review series. Mario is fine. He is absolutely the person he says he is. I would know. I am he. Anyway, come join in to an episode as Waffles and "Mario" unpack the 1970 film "Dog Is God Spelt Backwards". Imagine if more films did that. "Decaf Is Faced Spelt Backwards". "Stab Is Bats Spelt Backwards". Huh, apparently it's called an "Emordnoilap" among other names. The more you know.

Indie Film Review: https://www.necropodicon.com/#/indie-film-review/

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Episode 37: "Camping Trip"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +0000

It's the New Year, Waffles and Mario are going on a camping trip in the woods! This special episode features a guitar and no one that can play more than 2 chords on it. Hop on in and listen to the tales of joy, nature and the scary powers of a camping license. Can you see a reason not to? Not a rhetorical question, looking for tips. Thanks.

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Episode 36: " Nappy Yew Hears"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 13:13:30 +0000

It's the end of 2020 and the boys have gotten together to celebrate and interview some people at a party. Things go completely as expected. And then the episode ends. You know, I'm never sure what to write in these podcast descriptions. Apparently podcasting sites search for keywords? If so, New Years 2020, 2021, bestest podcast, good podcast, new zealand podcast, funny podcast, rebecca return my calls if you still work at itunes, karl marx. Let's see what that does...

Thanks to the following artists for their sounds:

Club music: Music Life - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ6VkSrd4OnZi0W-CK92fpQ/about

New Years Countdown: FreqMan - https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/

Chainsaw: Kyles - https://freesound.org/people/kyles/

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Episode 35: "Seasoned Greetings"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas you F**** *** ** **** * *** *** ********* ** ********* ** *********** twice and then ************ *********** *********** ******** **** * ** so ********* * ***** *********** ********** * ***** ******* *** dickweeds. It's Christmas time and Waffles and Mario are calling up all their previous guests to see where they are now. Where are you? Are you doing well? Don't talk to much, I'm just a podcast description - I can't hear what you're saying. I also don't really care. Merry Christmas!

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Episode 34: "An Important PSA"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 14:00:00 +0000

This week no one dies. I think. Anyway, Waffles and Mario are commissioned to give us an important PSA on a dangerous, yet topical subject. One that has touched all of us in some way. A very important thingy majigy. Also, if you went into these notes to see the important PDF - HAHAHA LOSER GET REKT AIN'T NO PDF HERE WITH ALL THE NUMBERS U STUPID LOLOLOL 69 420 GET BLAZED

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Episode 33: "Got Milk?"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 14:00:00 +0000

This week Waffles dies. Are we gonna stop dying just to play other characters? No, we're not. Anyway, Waffles straight up eats it, so Mario goes on a legendary mission to acquire milk from the local dairy. Things take a dark turn and he is left wondering if he can survive on his budget of $6? Yeah, he can. Hell, I'm pretty sure he still has $2.50 left by the end. Chippies are pretty cheap in New Zealand. Yep.

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Episode 32: "The High Commission"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 02 Dec 2020 14:00:00 +0000

This week Mario is dead or something who cares - anyway Waffles talks to an Officer from the High Commission and discovers a dark secret about the New Zealand Police system. Please note this is not a political episode and Waffles and Mario have made it clear this is not a commentary on anything related to anything. They do not condone substance abuse or violence against anyone. Okay, are they gone? Hell yeah 420 ftp blaze it fam whooooohoooooo

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Episode 31: "Previously..." FEAT: MIRANDA RIGHTS, WAFFLES, MARIO, THE FUN POLICE, NEW ZEALAND, MARIO JR, WAFFLES JR, JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY NAMES CAN I FIT IN HERE, ALEX, STEVE, BRAD FROM FATE OF ISEN.

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:00:00 +0000

This week sees the most mind melting episode of the show yet. After a brief recap of the show so far, Waffles and Mario delve deep into a new adventure - exploring the idea of being human, exploring emotional storytelling and revealing what's next for the show. Hey, didn't I say this was the last episode like 2 descriptions ago? Hell, who will know. You have to read these to know. Muhahaha.

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Episode 30: "Birb Of The Year"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 18 Nov 2020 14:00:00 +0000

EMERGENCY EPISODE - Some shit has gone down in Aotearoa this week. Waffles and Mario have had to come together to talk about the results of the bird of the year and discuss. This has been a serious injustice and will not stand if they can do anything about it. Alright, Waffles - now that everyone's left - how is She-Ra going? Have you finished it yet? I'm keen to do another movie night on Thursday if you are. Yep. Aight.

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Episode 29: "Spoopy Mall Hunt"

Waffles & Mario — Mon, 02 Nov 2020 03:04:00 +0000

Wow! A halloween episode that's released AFTER halloween? God you guys must SUCK. Yeah, we do. But anyway - here's a halloween episode!

Why are you still reading? Stop! Stop reading! Get out of here!

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Episode 28: "Don't Rock The Vote"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Whoa! Where have we been? Nevermind all that - where have you been? I mean Waffles and Mario finally recorded the hottest political debate of all time and just released it a week after the New Zealand elections! Don't worry, there's nothing that political in this episode so you ain't gonna be a offended. Unless I say: "Poopy face". Yeah. F*** you. Anyway I'm pretty sure this little podcast adventure is wrapping up so enjoy what might be the 2nd-to-last episode of the show! Muhahahaha...

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Episode 27: "Being Honest"

Waffles & Mario — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 09:12:43 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario have sex. Hot, steamy sex. Mmmmmm. Yummy wummy sex. Okay, now the squeamish people are gone - what's up with fun guy infections? Right? Like EW. PLANT GROWTH ON SKIN IS SICK BRO. Anyway, Waffles and Mario just talk this week.

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Episode 26: "The Chosen One"

Waffles & Mario — Thu, 03 Sep 2020 03:08:03 +0000

This week Waffles goes on a hero's journey to find the fabled "Chosen One" to repel the darkness. The catch is that it's in Christchurch and it's all improvised. Who is the Chosen One? Are they a dick? Listen to the episode and unfurl the tale of the Chosen One. Aight, now that that's done - sorry about the late upload. Sue me.

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Episode 25: "Snitch 'N' Bitch"

Waffles & Mario — Thu, 27 Aug 2020 09:45:00 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario watch the series finale of "Mafia Abbey" featuring the iconic, heroic and intensely serious character, Jimmy the Snitch. Listen as the plot wraps up and people get arrested. Okay, now that the plebs are gone - what's up with surfers and being blonde? Did you know surfing was originally a traditional Hawaii thing? Like legitimately the colonizers tried to remove the culture of the native islanders in Hawaii by getting white tourists to come over and take over surfing - but it kinda backfired because surfing became super popular. Isn't history interesting. Anyway, see ya!

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Episode 24: "How To Improvise A Podcast"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 19 Aug 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Waffles is ded i dunno somethin anyways mario gon talk to ther old techer about how to improvis good. yep how u doin? Okay, the grammernazis have gone - isn't it weird that you can conjure a voice in your head best on the way the words you're reading are written? Absolutely insane. Anyway, she's a bit nippy - I'm heading out. See you later!

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Episode 23: "Behind The Scenes"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Timmy the intern makes his way through the enormous set that houses the productions for the podcast. As you would expect on our show, he is in danger the whole time and nothing is what it seems. RIGHT! That's the podcast description over. Yawwwwn I'm tired. Did you know green tea has caffine in it? Don't have any before bed. Hope you're doing good - kind regards, podcast description writer.

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Episode 22: "Steve, the Death Lord"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 05 Aug 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Mario has an excuse so Waffles hangs out with the demonic entity known as Steve. They explore what it means to be human and ultimately our place in the universe. Jk they kill a bunch of people lmao smh lololololololol1010101010 QUICK HERE https://drive.google.com/file/d/1swTgp_P-voMMIv-Sd7eLq3tXw2-ZxBuT/view?usp=sharing JUST CHECK IT THE KEY IS10101lololol

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Episode 21 FEAT: Alex from People of Home: "Collaboration Debrief"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:00:00 +0000

After featuring on Alex Williamns's fantastic podcast "People of Home", Waffles, Mario and Alex come together to discuss their experience during the podcast and how they felt it went. Go listen to "People of Home" at https://www.mechoradio.com/thepeopleofhome and follow Alex on Twitter: https://twitter.com/alexwilliamns

Okay look, I know I usually write a special 4th wall breaking piece after the main description but I'm busy guy and really don't have much to say. Yep, thanks for reading.

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Episode 20: "Quiz Show"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 22 Jul 2020 13:00:00 +0000

The greatest quiz show ever known to man is in a different podcast, so this episode features Waffles and Mario on a quiz show with multiple contestants. Okay look, I'm pretty tired while writing this. How you doing? You good? I'm a bit sleepy. Time to sleep.

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Episode 19: "The WAMTAT Breakfast Radio Show"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 15 Jul 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Welcome back to the regular WAMTAT Breakfast Radio Show! This show has always existed and continues to exist. Listen as the radio host slowly loses the will to live over just half an hour of his usual 8 hour shift. Okay, now that that's done - what do you think about the podcast vs radio debate? Is podcasting phasing out radio? I mean, podcasting can be listened to at any time you want but radio is live. Mind you, a lot of workers and such have the radio playing in the background to provide news and music. It's an interesting one. Hmmm.

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Episode 18: "Condiment Olympics"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 08 Jul 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Thanks to Brad from Fate of Isen for his throwaway comment on our Discord - this week Waffles and Mario commentate the 61st Annual Condiment Olympics! Hop on in and listen as they talk about the hits, the hots and the hats we all know and love from the very real Condiment Olympics. Oh, on a side note - I'm a new intern and I was told to paste the below link in the description? Anyway, I'm sure it's nothing. Enjoy the show!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Xg0G3rwij3g_pJ5Srb9tO4s1vKS4-FSA/view?usp=sharing

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Episode 17: "Another Classic Home and Away Episode" FEAT" BEING WOKE AF

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 01 Jul 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week we have another classic episode of the Australian Soap Opera - Home and Away. Waffles and Mario do more fantastic whacky comedy with absolutely no political themes or messages at all. If you've never seen an episode OFSAHOANAKSJDGH THIS IS STEVE, THE SOUND GUY THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL! I'M IN HIDING IN AN EMBASSY AT THE MOMENT BUT THEY'RE STILL AFTER ME! IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE HELP ME BY SENDIGNSAKJSJFDHKJGH but it's always a good laugh. We're off to more exciting stories next week!

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Episode 16: "Breaking News Is Good News"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 13:00:00 +0000

For this episode, Mario and Waffles decided to just record a local episode of the news. Come hear about salt mines, matches and 4th wall breaks. Wait, did I just write 4th wall breaks? I sure did. Weird how I can just talk to you like this. How are you? You good? You can talk to me if you're feeling down. Anyway talk to you later.

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Episode 14 FEAT: Brad from Fate of Isen - "Kiwi D&D"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 10 Jun 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario are joined by special victim-errr-guest, Brad from Fate of Isen. Come listen as Waffles and Mario play a completely ordinary game of Dungeons and Dragons. Check out Fate of Isen: https://www.necropodicon.com/#/the-fate-of-isen/ NOTE: the audio is a bit off, so apologies for that - we're firing our sound guy. Wait, I'm their sound guy...Guys! I need help! If you're reading this description, Waffles and Mario have broken into the editing room! SOMEONE HELP ME IM GOING TO DIE PLEASE SEND HHDERSTYRTYNJ

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Episode 13: "Waffles Finds Things To Talk About"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Mario has left the podcast so Waffles remains to fend for himself and sustain an entire episode. Listen as Waffles sidetracks from playing D&D to explaining the tragic and cruel origin of this podcast. Waffles, this is me Mario - writing the comments. I'm sorry I up and left you to film the movie - you have to understand, it was the right move for my career. Anyway, I'll catch you in a couple minutes so we can get Chai Latte from BP or something. Bye!

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Episode 12: "Mario Answers Medical Problems - The Podcast Episode, The Where Waffles"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 27 May 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Waffles is gone for some convenient reason so Mario has taken it upon himself to open a phone line and chat to folks about their medical concerns. Hey, most people don't seem to read podcast descriptions - if you read this, you've done well. In fact, let us know on Twitter or Discord that you read this and we'll act like we have no idea what you're talking about. True story.

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Episode 11: "Sponsored Content"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 20 May 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Finally after a 3 year hiatus, Waffles and Mario have finally returned to discuss what's been happening for them and the changes that the world has experienced over that time. Also, an ad. If you were upset by these ads, feel free to rate the podcast 5 stars on iTunes and leave a positive review. We hate that. We hate positive reviews and 5 star ratings so much! That would really piss us off!

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Episode 10: "Our Dear Future Prime Minister"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 13 May 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Mario sits down with Fred Johnson, a running candidate for Prime Minister of New Zealand. This episode was recorded before lockdown was initiated in New Zealand, so please don't think that what we say is weird. Or do? It's up to you I guess. Talking about guesses, I know your name. That's right...Stan. If you're not Stan, please ignore this. If you are someone called Stan...then THE FUTURE HAS NEVER BEEN BRIGHTER FOR YOU, CHOSEN ONE. WE KNOW OF YOUR DOINGS AND YOUR DESIRES. JOIN US, STAN. JOIN. US.

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Episode 9: "Movie News For 2020"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 06 May 2020 15:13:48 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario are talking about upcoming films for 2020, from A Quiet Place: Part II to Godzilla VS Kong. Please note that despite the professional manner of the hosts, nothing they say is in any way true. Well, except for the part where Waffles and Mario talk about their plans for world domination and how just by listening to this episode you are unknowingly helping them-what? Oh? Nevermind, apparently that bit got cut from this episode...

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Episode 8: "Our Podcast Reviews"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 13:00:00 +0000

This week Waffles and Mario decided to read out some of the fantastic, relevant and detailed reviews left by our adoring fans. If you didn't hear your review in the episode, please try telling all your friends about us and then listen to the episode again. Please remember that nothing is more important to us, then for you tOTKHAASJDH 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00100000 01010011 01010100 01000101 01010110 01000101 JGHASDJKNJUSt like they used to.

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Episode 7: "The Egg Question"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 22 Apr 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Thanks to DisBeer N Distress over on Twitter, we're talking about a complex question: "Who saw a chicken shit an egg and thought; 'Ouu, that looks like a good breakfast food'". So join us as we perform the greatest sketch we've ever written for the show. Great, now that you're reading the full podcast description, I have a huge load of sparrow eggs I need to sell. Don't ask me where they came from. Know anywhere I can sell sparrow eggs to at a high price? What do you mean illegal? What do you mean dubious? If you're going to be like that, I'm not gonna give you my sparrow eggs - you can gather your own from the sparrow sanctuary here in Christchurch City.

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Episode 6: "Hot Dogs Are A Maybe Sandwich"

Waffles & Mario — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Thanks to 'DisBeer N Distress' on Twitter, we're talking about whether hot dogs are a sandwich or not. To help us, we've interviewed a couple of professionals from the University of Sandwich Arts. Come listen to the definitive answer no one really needed. While we're on the subject, what's your favourite sandwich? This is my favourite sandwich - *nom nom nom*. Igh thiernk thaert Ir juerst aerte ar booerk insteard orf aer saerwiche. Beurt, iert's stierll delerscious.

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Episode 5: "Underrated Real New Zealand Birds"

Waffles & Mario — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 21:00:00 +0000

On request from Michele Gersich over on Twitter, this week we're talking about completely real New Zealand birds. From the Rapakiki to the Ford Rover, you won't be able to stop listening to the fabulous and unusual birds of Aotearoa. I am also OF MY OWN ACCORD SAYING THAT THE KIWI BIRD IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER BIRDS. GOD TOOK THE KIWI'S WINGS AWAY SO THAT IT COULD NOT FLY TO HEAVEN AND TAKE HIS PLACE. I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT BEING THREATENED BY A KIWI BIRD WITH A KNIFE RIGHT NOW. PLEASE DON'T SEND POLICE OR ANYONE TO HELP ME.

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Episode 4: "Burbank Hospital Audiodrama Where A Doctor Dies About 1/3rd In"

Waffles & Mario — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 22:00:00 +0000

We created an audiodrama in honour of Aotearoa's greatest export - Shortland Street. Listen in as we spin a tale of love and tragedy, fear and hope, and a Doctor who dies about 1/3rd into the episode. While we're on the subject, does anyone else feel like Shortland Street has gone downhill? I mean, they used to have really interesting themes and plots but now it just feels like "Oh no, so-and-so is cheating on so-and-so...blah blah blah"...Who am I kidding, I hate Shortland Street.

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Episode 3: "The Bus Conspiracy"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 08:27:43 +0000

Christchurch City has a hidden secret...the buses don't arrive on time. Waffles and Mario embark on a journey to discover the mysteries of the metro service. Talking about mysteries - you ever hear about the moon landing being fake? I mean, there are no stars in the photos and who held the camera when Neil Armstrong was "walking on the moon"? Oh? What? Sorry, I've just been advised I'm a fucking idiot - carry on.

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Episode 2: "The Heterosexuality Debate"

Waffles & Mario Talk About Things — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 08:18:24 +0000

We have a very special guest on this episode - Professor John Adams from the Church of Charles Darwin to talk about why Heterosexuality is unnatural. Subjects covered range from the nature of hetero couples to apologizing to a grieving partner. Talking about grieving partners - CLAIRE! ARE YOU OUT THERE? I'm STILL SINGLE AND WOULD HAPPILY GIVE OUR RELATIONSHIP ANOTHER TRY! JUST HIT ME UP ON TWITTER OR SOMETHING - THANKS!

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Episode 1: "Promotional Pilot"

Waffles & Mario Talk About Things — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 07:49:58 +0000

We decided to record a 30-second promo for the podcast and once we started recording, decided to make all the attempts the first episode. All the takes are raw and in their glorious flawed form. It also pays to note thatisaibesafrj THIS IS THEIR SOUND GUY! I'm from the future - episode 14! This is the only way I could think to save myself - sending this message back in time! Please come and save me before it's too laastesarsdefhhs like and leave a review for more info.

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Podcast Trailer: "We Are This"

Waffles & Mario — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 07:49:00 +0000

This is an attempt at explaining who and what we are doing in the show. Emphasis on "attempt". Come see what all the fuss could potentially be about. Also, check out these podcast description spaces! I can write what ever I want - who's gonna check? You? I dare you to call us out on putting useless material into the description space.

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