Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/the-worlds-most-boring-podcast-bore-me-to-sleep The World's Most Boring Podcast is exactly what it sounds like. Each episode is a long, slow, meandering, thoroughly unimportant story read aloud by an artificial intelligence in the most tediously monotone way possible. Produced by Audun Kvitland Røstad, the world's most boring podcast producer, this show is purpose-built to help you fall asleep. We take the dullest topics imaginable - the history of filing cabinets, the life cycle of beige paint, the postal regulations of Luxembourg - and stretch them out into a warm, droning blanket of words. There is nothing here worth staying awake for. That's the whole point. Perfect for insomnia, sleeplessness, anxiety, racing thoughts, tinnitus, restlessness, or simply wanting something to fall asleep to that you won't feel bad about missing. Also suitable for anyone who just likes calm, low-stakes background talk at bedtime. New episodes every Sunday and Wednesday. Suggestions, questions, or complaints can be sent to worldsmostboringpod@gmail.com. We promise not to make them interesting. © Kvitland AS 312729e7-1c17-58fb-aaa8-0277c070291b yes en Sun, 31 May 2026 16:00:11 -0700 Sun, 31 May 2026 16:03:27 -0700 https://img.transistorcdn.com/YMZrFPzbzKN906_N3az_SK2viQbs2wTu4QfYh2FJreQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS8wM2Y5/NWU2NTk0YjgwOTM0/MzdlZjVhMDgxOGUy/OGJmOS5wbmc.jpg episodic Audun Kvitland Røstad The World's Most Boring Podcast is exactly what it sounds like. Each episode is a long, slow, meandering, thoroughly unimportant story read aloud by an artificial intelligence in the most tediously monotone way possible. Produced by Audun Kvitland Røstad, the world's most boring podcast producer, this show is purpose-built to help you fall asleep. We take the dullest topics imaginable - the history of filing cabinets, the life cycle of beige paint, the postal regulations of Luxembourg - and stretch them out into a warm, droning blanket of words. There is nothing here worth staying awake for. That's the whole point. Perfect for insomnia, sleeplessness, anxiety, racing thoughts, tinnitus, restlessness, or simply wanting something to fall asleep to that you won't feel bad about missing. Also suitable for anyone who just likes calm, low-stakes background talk at bedtime. New episodes every Sunday and Wednesday. Suggestions, questions, or complaints can be sent to worldsmostboringpod@gmail.com. We promise not to make them interesting. The World's Most Boring Podcast is exactly what it sounds like. sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes Audun Kvitland Røstad themostboringpod@gmail.com No No 18 18 #18 The Life of a Shoe full 57c1e4c5-34be-4d7a-b404-50c90ef37f56 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e0a616c4 Sun, 31 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2415 Episode eighteen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Life of a Shoe, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over sixteen gently meandering segments, we follow the complete and thoroughly unhurried life of a shoe - from raw materials and ancient sandals to rubber soles, shoelaces, aglets, cobblers, and a pair of moon boots that left footprints on the lunar surface that are still there right now, doing absolutely nothing. If you are looking for a sleep podcas Episode eighteen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called The Life of a Shoe, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over sixteen gently meandering segments, we follow the complete and thoroughly unhurried life of a shoe - fr sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 17 17 #17 An Epic Tale of the Time I Waited for the Bus for a Perfectly Normal Amount of Time full 6fef4e8b-7554-4023-ac96-3211b922ca02 https://share.transistor.fm/s/d9371f40 Wed, 27 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2166 Episode seventeen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called An Epic Tale of the Time I Waited for the Bus for a Perfectly Normal Amount of Time, and it is exactly what it sounds like. Over the course of this slow, meandering, deeply uneventful episode, we wait for the number forty-seven bus for eleven minutes, and we describe every single unremarkable moment of it in as much gentle, unhurried detail as possible. If you are looking for a sleep podcast, a podcast to help you Episode seventeen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called An Epic Tale of the Time I Waited for the Bus for a Perfectly Normal Amount of Time, and it is exactly what it sounds like. Over the course of this slow, meandering, deeply sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 16 16 #16 A Guided Tour Through the Mysteries of the Refrigerator full 1874cdd1-fb1f-4587-bf59-07c3d0be3941 https://share.transistor.fm/s/3b908c0e Sun, 24 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2709 Episode sixteen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called A Guided Tour Through the Mysteries of the Refrigerator, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over the course of this long, slow, gently wandering episode, we explore the refrigerator in exhaustive and thoroughly unhurried detail - its history, its shelves, its hum, its light that may or may not be on when the door is closed, and the jar of condiment at the back that has outlasted everything else and shows n Episode sixteen of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called A Guided Tour Through the Mysteries of the Refrigerator, and it is exactly as uneventful as it sounds. Over the course of this long, slow, gently wandering episode, we explore sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 15 15 #15 The Life of a Fish full ec60b481-8b56-4d3c-9fea-bb5394e019be https://share.transistor.fm/s/dcf3f0da Wed, 20 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2372 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode fifteen: The Life of a Fish. If you are lying awake tonight, staring at the ceiling, unable to quiet your thoughts, or if you simply enjoy falling asleep to slow, monotone talk about something it is perfectly fine to miss entirely, this episode was made for you. We spend a long, unhurried, thoroughly uneventful hour exploring the daily lives of fish. Not in a way that will keep you awake. In quite the opposite way. We wade gentl The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode fifteen: The Life of a Fish. If you are lying awake tonight, staring at the ceiling, unable to quiet your thoughts, or if you simply enjoy falling asleep to slow, monotone talk about some sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 14 14 #14 A Detailed Description of a Tree That Is Growing full ca8e6ce0-7a65-4ed9-8157-037d254dea2b https://share.transistor.fm/s/b8a65ef1 Sun, 17 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2732 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode fourteen: A Detailed Description of a Tree That Is Growing. If you have been searching for something to help you fall asleep, something slow and calm and completely safe to miss if you doze off halfway through, this is it. In this episode, we spend a great deal of time describing a tree. Not a famous tree. Not a tree that won any awards or appeared in a film or has a plaque on it. Just a tree, growing, as trees do, continuously and with The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode fourteen: A Detailed Description of a Tree That Is Growing. If you have been searching for something to help you fall asleep, something slow and calm and completely safe to miss if you doze off h sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 13 13 #13 The World's Most Obvious Life Hacks full ba794bbc-07e9-4a97-be77-bca1ac6d8843 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e6f8a457 Wed, 13 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2791 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep returns with episode thirteen: The World's Most Obvious Life Hacks. If you've been lying awake hoping someone would slowly and unhurriedly talk you through advice you already know and have definitely already forgotten to follow, this is the episode you didn't know you needed and probably won't remember hearing because you'll be asleep before it's over. That's not a flaw. That's the whole point. The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep returns with episode thirteen: The World's Most Obvious Life Hacks. If you've been lying awake hoping someone would slowly and unhurriedly talk you through advice you already know and have definitely alre sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 12 12 #12 Completely Normal Conversations full 8c8874bd-3112-42f9-8053-ff82e69ddb95 https://share.transistor.fm/s/6a2d3c2e Sun, 10 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2388 Episode twelve of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called Completely Normal Conversations, and it is exactly as uneventful as that title promises. Over the course of this long, slow, gently wandering episode, we explore the full, deeply unremarkable landscape of everyday human conversation. Not the dramatic kind. Not the kind that changes lives or appears in films. The ordinary kind. The kind that happens in kitchens before anyone is fully awake, on delayed trains with stran Episode twelve of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called Completely Normal Conversations, and it is exactly as uneventful as that title promises. Over the course of this long, slow, gently wandering episode, we explore the full, deep sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 11 11 #11 14 Boring Tips for Getting Rich full 71f0a8f4-3b09-4315-89b0-1359bbb7fa92 https://share.transistor.fm/s/57995095 Wed, 06 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2288 Episode eleven of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called Fourteen Boring Tips for Getting Rich, and it is exactly as thrilling as that title suggests. Over the course of this episode, your host walks you through fourteen thoroughly unexciting personal finance principles, including compound interest, index funds, emergency funds, diversification, and the importance of defining what enough actually means to you, all delivered in a tone so calm and unhurried that your eyelids Episode eleven of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep is called Fourteen Boring Tips for Getting Rich, and it is exactly as thrilling as that title suggests. Over the course of this episode, your host walks you through fourteen thoroughly u sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 10 10 #10 The Difference Between Ice and Water, and Why Water Is So Wet full 96d4df63-8408-4d1a-a486-8679e44ee753 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bc40c5f8 Sun, 03 May 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2894 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep returns with episode ten, and this time we are going deep into the soothing, deeply unremarkable world of water and ice. The episode is called The Difference Between Ice and Water, and Why Water Is So Wet, and it delivers exactly what it promises: a long, calm, gently meandering exploration of one of the most familiar and quietly strange substances in the universe, told in a way that is perfectly safe to miss if you happen to drift off somewhere The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep returns with episode ten, and this time we are going deep into the soothing, deeply unremarkable world of water and ice. The episode is called The Difference Between Ice and Water, and Why Water Is So Wet sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 9 9 #9 How to Boil Water - A Thorough Investigation full db55e24e-9698-4e40-88a3-9b66e43ba56e https://share.transistor.fm/s/1f2440d5 Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2644 How to Boil Water - A Thorough Investigation is episode nine of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, and it does exactly what it promises: it takes the single most ordinary thing you do in a kitchen and examines it so slowly, so gently, and so completely that you will be asleep long before the water reaches one hundred degrees Celsius. How to Boil Water - A Thorough Investigation is episode nine of The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, and it does exactly what it promises: it takes the single most ordinary thing you do in a kitchen and examines it so slowly, so gently, and sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 8 8 #8 The Life of a Sock full eb1403fc-3e13-40a0-8cc4-1f56e8fcd19e https://share.transistor.fm/s/597e46d7 Sun, 26 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2652 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode Eight: The Life of a Sock. If you have been searching for something to help you fall asleep and you are tired of sleep meditations that try too hard, white noise that makes you feel like you are inside a vacuum cleaner, or bedtime stories that are actually quite interesting and therefore completely useless, then you have arrived at the right place. This episode is a long, slow, thoroughly unhurried journey through the life of a single s The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, Episode Eight: The Life of a Sock. If you have been searching for something to help you fall asleep and you are tired of sleep meditations that try too hard, white noise that makes you feel like you are sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 7 7 #7 A Comprehensive Guide to Watching Paint Dry full a94d3ab1-3adc-4497-bf0d-1d03d4dc9a3b https://share.transistor.fm/s/bb66b746 Wed, 22 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2672 A Comprehensive Guide to Watching Paint Dry - Episode 7 - The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep A Comprehensive Guide to Watching Paint Dry - Episode 7 - The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 6 6 #6 The Art of Queueing full 3dcd0df8-fdbb-4039-845f-d631865f0c25 https://share.transistor.fm/s/13a35f2c Sun, 19 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2374 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Episode Six: The Art of Queueing. Queue here for the most deliberately dull, deeply soothing, and thoroughly unhurried exploration of waiting in line you will ever have the pleasure of not quite finishing before you fall asleep. In this episode, your AI host takes you on a slow, meandering, and increasingly drowsy journey through the history, psychology, mathematics, and quiet philosophy of the queue. We cover everything from the British art of standing in line The World's Most Boring Podcast - Episode Six: The Art of Queueing. Queue here for the most deliberately dull, deeply soothing, and thoroughly unhurried exploration of waiting in line you will ever have the pleasure of not quite finishing before you fall sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 5 5 #5 Things You Wish You Didn't Know About Snow full 281f8c84-672d-4f50-92ac-9b247fb1f532 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e4dbb585 Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2254 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode five: Things You Wish You Didn't Know About Snow. If you are looking for a sleep podcast, a bedtime story for adults, or simply something deeply monotone to listen to while you drift off, you have found the right place. This episode covers everything you never urgently needed to know about snow, including how snowflakes form around bacteria, the life and death of Wilson Bentley also known as Snowflake Bentley who photographed ov The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode five: Things You Wish You Didn't Know About Snow. If you are looking for a sleep podcast, a bedtime story for adults, or simply something deeply monotone to listen to while you drift off, sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 4 4 #4 The History of the Curtain Rod full f9442789-0237-4c25-ab49-426f33ab7afd https://share.transistor.fm/s/e65b6419 Sun, 12 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2410 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode four: The History of the Curtain Rod. Yes, you read that correctly. This episode is a slow, meandering, thoroughly unhurried journey through the complete history of the curtain rod, from ancient Roman wooden poles and Egyptian fabric hangings held up with pegs, through the ornate gilded rods of Versailles and the decorative ironmongery of the Victorian era, all the way to the motorised smart curtain rod of the present day. Produ The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode four: The History of the Curtain Rod. Yes, you read that correctly. This episode is a slow, meandering, thoroughly unhurried journey through the complete history of the curtain rod, from sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 3 3 #3 14 Ways to Explain Macroeconomics Without Anyone Noticing full 2eb5e89d-40af-49ad-80c9-5cb67c3818b3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/3cf6da36 Wed, 08 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 2469 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode three: fourteen ways to explain macroeconomics without anyone noticing. And we mean it. No one will notice. Not even you. Especially not you. That is the promise, and it is one we keep with great dedication and absolutely no excitement whatsoever. The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents episode three: fourteen ways to explain macroeconomics without anyone noticing. And we mean it. No one will notice. Not even you. Especially not you. That is the promise, and it is one we keep wi sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 2 2 #2 The Driest Dad Jokes in the English Language full 66f664ea-8bf3-47c6-920a-668fba1334fc https://share.transistor.fm/s/cdfa75ad Sun, 05 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 4687 The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents Episode Two: The Driest Dad Jokes in the English Language. If you are lying awake at night and need something utterly, profoundly, reliably undemanding to drift off to, this is the episode for you. Over the course of sixteen long, slow, gently wandering segments, your host takes you through the driest dad jokes in the English language - puns so flat and so warm and so completely un-alarming that they function less as comedy and more as The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep presents Episode Two: The Driest Dad Jokes in the English Language. If you are lying awake at night and need something utterly, profoundly, reliably undemanding to drift off to, this is the episode for yo sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No 1 1 #1 The Life of the Most Average Person Alive full 0e098853-42fa-406f-93d4-74b4a3bc476c https://share.transistor.fm/s/047a353f Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:00:00 -0700 Audun Kvitland Røstad Audun Kvitland Røstad 3591 Welcome to The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, the podcast that was specifically designed to help you fall asleep, stay relaxed, and feel absolutely nothing urgent whatsoever. Episode one is called The Life of the Most Average Person Alive, and it is every bit as uneventful as it sounds. Which is a compliment. Welcome to The World's Most Boring Podcast - Bore Me to Sleep, the podcast that was specifically designed to help you fall asleep, stay relaxed, and feel absolutely nothing urgent whatsoever. Episode one is called The Life of the Most Average Person Alive sleep podcast, boring podcast, fall asleep, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep aid, bedtime stories, sleep stories, can't sleep, trouble sleeping, sleep help, deep sleep, relaxation, wind down, bedtime podcast, anxiety, stress relief, racing thoughts, overthinking, tinnitus, restlessness, ASMR, white noise alternative, calm, mindfulness, meditation alternative, monotone, boring stories, dull, mundane, soothing voice, background noise, drone, nothing podcast, pointless stories, AI voice, low stakes No