The ‘What the Hey‘ Show for Millennials

Think Inside the Box | Season 4, Episode 1

Total Pillow Chad Productions — Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

Weeeeeeeeeee're back!

In this episode:
Box Media explains the world to you -- they oversimplify so you don't have to!
Fitness culture has a litigiousness problem!
Announcers should stick to the script!
Enjoy the episode! (you won't)

(00:00) - Introducing: Box Media
(00:57) - Boxsplained: Nuclear Power
(04:17) - Dead Lift Cafe
(08:33) - Helicopter Cops: Part I
(11:59) - Boxsplained: Online Radicalization
(15:25) - Helicopter Cops: Part II
(17:01) - Boxsplained: Psychedelics
(19:17) - 'That' Part

Credits

Boxsplained
Box Media Announcer: Erin Suminsby
Extra Box Media Announcers: Jay Zadeh, Joe Diaco, Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny
Randos: Joe Diaco, Jay Zadeh
Boxsplained Host (nuclear power): Bex Zadeh
Nuclear Expert: Jay Zadeh
Main Nuclear Expert (Dr Burgess): Joe Diaco
Michael J Box: Karim C Kronfli
Boxsplained Host (Internet radicalism): Joe Diaco
Internet Expert (Dr Creswick): Grace Winpenny
Chase Logan: Ric Oldroyd
Boxsplained Host (psychedelics): Kris Brown
Mushroom Patient (Gina): Diana Helen Kennedy
Mushroom Doctor: Frank Guglielmelli
Mushroom Odyssey Narrator: Grace Winpenny
Box Media Interviewer: Erin Suminsby
Praying Child: Erin Suminsby

Deadlift Cafe
Brock Throng: Joe Diaco
Satisfied Customer 1: Aryn Hicks
Satisfied Customer 2: Jay Zadeh
Spectacle Court Announcer: Jay Zadeh
Judge Shanine Blaze: Aryn Hicks

Helicopter Cops
Announcer (Jason): Jay Zadeh
Cop 1: Erin Suminsby
Cop 2: Kris Brown
Director: Joe Diaco
Jason's Mother: Diana Helen Kennedy

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios

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Fecal-Oral Route-a-Toot-Toot! | Season 3, Episode 2

Total Pillow Chad Productions — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Yes, this is being released on Halloween Monday, but this is not a Halloween special. No pumpkins, no monster movie kitsch: just the darkest batch of "comedy" sketches in WHSFM history. I'd skip this one if I were you.

The Intervention (0:08)
Samantha: Kaitie Bessette
Rick: Jared Hall
Marty: Frank Guglielmelli
Sandra: Erin Suminsby
Son: Joe Diaco

Ice Water (05:12)
Ed: Joe Diaco
Waitress: Kaitie Bessette
Shift supervisor: Erin Suminsby
Owner: Kris Brown
Franchise president: Aryn Hicks

Chef's Counter: Corn Dog Edition (11:38)
Crystal Blake: Erin Suminsby
Food Critics: Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh

The 'Goonies' Tape (17:07)
Andrew: Kris Brown
Dani: Samantha Stark
Chris: Joe Diaco
Spencer: Jay Zadeh

Poop On My Poop (20:46)
Written by Joe Diaco
Joe Diaco - Vocals, guitar, bass
Newscaster: Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh, Erin Suminsby

Music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

(00:00) - Disclaimer
(00:08) - The Intervention
(05:12) - Ice Water
(11:38) - Chef's Counter: Corndog Edition
(17:07) - The 'Goonies' Tape
(20:46) - Poop On Poop
(23:21) - The Intervention (Reprise)

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TEASER | Fecal-Oral Route-A-Toot-Toot!

Total Pillow Chad Productions — Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:00:13 -0400

The Dirtbag Liberation Army is in possession of a terrible weapon: a new episode "The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials" which they are threatening to release if their demands are not met. We do not support negotiation with terrorists, but please: think of the children.

Unless the DLA is appeased, "Fecal-Oral Route-a-Toot-Toot!" will drop on Halloween Monday, available on all podcasting apps.

Music by Fesliyan Studios
Voices: Joe Diaco and Fiona Thraille

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Avocado Party: Beyond Whisperdome | Season 3, Episode 1

Total Pillow Chad Productions — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Rejoice! We're back! It's Season Three!

In this month's episode: ASMR you ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrumble?! Election season is coming up! Three brewery bros brainstorm a bold and beautiful brew! A warrior travels back from the future to save humanity from its terrifying fate! And a man takes the law into his own hands!

Credits:

ASMR Wars
Intense Announcer: Dashawn Byron (DB)
Quiet Announcer: Jay Zadeh
FuckKittenPurrPurrNJ: Erin Suminsby
Dean Fuentes: Teo Jansen
Judge 1: Erin Suminsby
Judge 2: Samantha Stark
Judge 3: Joe Diaco

Avocado Party
Jane Crample : Grace Winpenny
David Scrovny: Karim C Kronfli
Johnny Avocado: Joe Diaco

Craft, Not Crap!
Dave: Nick Arganbright
Chunk: Joe Diaco
Vic: Zach Smejkal
Voiceover: Mister Burns (Scott Lavalla)

The Lickanator
James: Zach Smejkal
Jill: Erin Suminsby
Julia: Samantha Stark
Victoria: Andriana Chobot
The Lickanator: Kris Brown

Litter Box Outlaw
Man: Jared Hall
Woman: Kaitie Bessette
Friend: Joe Diaco
Announcer: Jay Zadeh

Beyond Whisperdome
Extras: Diana Kennedy, Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design, Lesley Frey

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios
Sound from http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

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TRAILER | Avocado Party: Beyond Whisperdome

Total Pillow Chad Productions — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:26:43 -0400

Get excited for the Season Three premiere! Avocado Party: Beyond Whisperdome drops September 28th and will be available on all major podcasting platforms. Listen to it with your fuckbabies!

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ANNOUNCING: SEASON 3 (Premieres September 28)

Total Pillow Chad Productions — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 16:21:39 -0400

Announcing Season 3 of The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials!

Subscribe on your favorite podcasting app so you won't miss the premiere or any future episodes.

Get stökt!

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The Legend of Wordo | Season 2, Episode 3

Joe Diaco — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 08:27:12 -0400

Now gather round people
The young and the olde
And listen: a tale of the Brave and the Bolde!
Where past lives are bought and the future is solde
The Legend of Wordo is about to be tolde…

Credits:

All sketches written, directed, and produced by Joe Diaco

“The Legend of Wordo”
Written by Joe Diaco Performed by The Honey Badgers
Reprise performed by Joe Diaco with bass guitar by Jay Zadeh

Wordo
Narrator - Jay Zadeh
Charles - Nick Arganbright
John-O - Zach Smejkal
Shirley - Samantha Stark

MYSACC
Announcer - Erin Suminsby
Addict - Joe Diaco

Dr Q
Dr Q - Joe Diaco
Bunny Figg - Amélie Bouffard

RoboDate
Leslie - Samantha Stark

No Music Radio
DJ - Dashawn Byron (DB)

Spike Robinson: Space Explorer
Announcer - Andriana Chobot

Spike Robinson - Adam Murciano

Lieutenant VanDerGraaf - Erin Suminsby
Corporal Diamond - Joe Diaco
Navigator MacMahon - Jay Zadeh
The Entity - Nick Arganbright
Emperor Shakalaka - Dashawn Byron (DB)

Additional Voices: Jay Zadeh, David Ian, John Bartmann, Emiliano Quintanar, James C Taylor, Andrea Richardson

Graphic design by Nate Venet

Licensed Music:

Ke02 by Keosz

Jerry by John Bartmann

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

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World War ’Hey!’ | Season 2, Episode 2

Joe Diaco — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

It’s the war to end all wars! It’s: World War ‘Hey!’

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: Nazis are stupid! Looking at pictures of fries all day isn’t suspicious at all! Spinach is a versatile crop! The ice age is over… or is it? And, to beat those nasty old Germans, FDR will have to form an alliance with a… not so friendly nation!

#buildbridges

#notbombs

#worldwarhey

Credits:

All sketches written, directed, produced and mastered by Joe Diaco

Klaus und Heinrich (0:10)
Klaus - Kennedy Phillips
Heinrich - Zach Smejkal

OnlyFries (4:44)
Girlfriend - Kaitie Bessette
Boyfriend - Jared Hall
Announcer - Samantha Stark
Customer 1 - Joe Diaco
Fry guy - David Ian
Satisfied customer - Zach Smejkal

The Great Spinach Baking Show (7:49)
Announcer - Joe Diaco
Host - Erin Suminsby
Female judge - Jay Zadeh
Male judge - Jay Zadeh
James - Joe Diaco
Holly - Samantha Stark
Amanda - Kaitie Bessette

Ice Age (11:11)
NBA Announcer - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Journalist - Joe Diaco
Thaddosaurus Williams - Zach Smejkal
PSA Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Joel’s mother - Erin Suminsby
Firing Squad host - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Patrick Quinn - Jay Zadeh
Noel Greeley - Joe Diaco
Nadia O’Henry - Samantha Stark

Joe Steel (16:18)
President FDR - Joe Diaco
Henry Stimson - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Joe Steel - Joe Diaco

Crowd voices provided by: Marissa Cleroux, Nico Levesque, David Ian, Horton Patrick, James C Taylor, Martha Hirka

Licensed music:

Vuluke Khall (Instrumental Version) by DJ Bootsie is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

Closing My Eyes for a Moment by Daniel Birch (www.danielbirchmusic.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

(00:00) - Disclaimer
(00:10) - Klaus und Heinrich
(04:44) - OnlyFries
(07:49) - The Great Spinach Baking Show
(11:11) - Ice Age
(16:18) - Joe Steel
(20:40) - Klaus und Heinrich (Reprise)

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TRAILER | World War 'Hey!'

Joe Diaco — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 20:24:29 -0500

Coming on February 16.

#buildbridges

#notbombs

#worldwarhey

(music by Fesliyan Studios)

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Morgan Freeman and the Great Old Ones | Season 2, Episode 1

Joe Diaco — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

All that waiting and patience has finally paid off: Season Two is upon us!

In this episode: Casting Morgan Freeman comes with a catch! An ambitious entrepreneur pitches his bonkers-ass invention to a panel of celebrity investors! Prime Minister Jorris Barnson has an important announcement for the people of the UK! Finally, a solution for those days when your parts just aren’t jammy enough! And a man wakes up to find himself in The Void, face to face with a cabal of eldritch abominations!

Credits:

All sketches written by Joe Diaco Editing, production, mixing and mastering by Joe Diaco

“Fire It Off”
Morgan Freeman - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Director - Sam Finn Cutler
Producer - Samantha Stark

“The Gorilla Cage”
Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Andrei - Joe Diaco
Lucy - Andrea Richardson
Wendy - Erin Suminsby
Mark - Zach Smejkal
Mr Superfantastic - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Dawn - Samantha Stark

“Announcement from 10 Downing Street: Peppa Pig World”
Announcer: Obie Dean
Jorris Barnson: Joe Diaco

“The Pussy Funnel”
Dawn - Samantha Stark
Customer 1 - Andrea Richardson
Customer 2 - Nadia Guillote-Qiu
Customer 3 - Erin Suminsby

“The Great Old Ones”
Blake Jansen - Joe Diaco
Zargotep - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Lamnotep - Kaitie Bessette
Gorganzotep - Erin Suminsby

“Fucking Guy-ris”
(Parody of “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls, written by John Rzeznik)
Parody lyrics by Joe Diaco
Jay Zadeh - lead vocals
Lucas Tabshey - acoustic guitars, bass
Joe Diaco - electric guitars

Licensed music:

Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rising Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

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Commercial Break | Season 1, Episode 5

Joe Diaco — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

It’s the finale for Season One of The ‘What the Hey’ Show for Millennials! And boy, did we pull out all the stops! A great variety show awaits, but first, we just have to get through a few ads...

Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!

Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco.
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco.

“Sackahootsie” (01:22)
Stressed Customer - Zach Smejkal
Clerk - Joe Diaco
Announcer - Jared Hall
Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot
Woman 2 - Kaitie Bessette
Woman 3 - Erin Suminsby

"Sackahootsie Theme"
Performed by Joe Diaco
Lyrics by Joe Diaco, music by Georg Friederich Händel

“Grandiose Pictures Presents...” (5:23)
Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Melfolio - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Buxton - Joe Diaco
Featuring “Hunter’s Moon” by Kizunaut and “The Living Will Envy the Dead” by We Are Magonia

“This One Weird Trick” (8:02)
Robot voice by FreeTTS.com

“Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys” (12:16)
Clayton Toynbee - Joe Diaco

“6G” (13:47)
Chuck Bucklestuckle - Zach Smejkal
Customer - Erin Suminsby

“Pillows” (4:01, 8:44, 15:52)
Jay Gordon - Joe Diaco
Jack Riddell - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Attack Ad Voice - Erin Suminsby

Licensed music:

"Who Likes to Party" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Satiate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

(01:22) - Sackahootsie
(04:01) - Pillows: Part I
(05:23) - Grandiose Pictures Presents...
(08:02) - This One Weird Trick
(08:44) - Pillows: Part II
(12:16) - Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys
(13:47) - 6G
(15:52) - Pillows: Part III
(17:15) - The First Act

Thanks!

A big thank you to everyone who lent their voice talents to not only this episode, but all the episodes of Season One! And much love to everyone who helped by contributing music and time. Finally, thank you to our Patreon patrons and listeners everywhere! See you soon in Season Two!

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WHSFM Does: Russia

Joe Diaco — Wed, 10 Nov 2021 11:16:36 -0500

Russia! The land of Stravinsky and Dostoevsky! Break out the vodka and learn about this incredible country with WHSFM!

Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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WHSFM Does: WWI

Joe Diaco — Fri, 05 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0400

Most people are familiar with the broad strokes of WWII, from the invasion of Poland to Nazi Germany's downfall at the hands of the Allies. More obscure is the first of the 20th century's great global cataclysms. Join WHSFM for an instructive lesson on the conflict that rocked the globe, changing the nature of warfare forever.

Researched and delivered by Joe Diaco Music by Fesliyan Studios Photo by Museums Victoria on Unsplash

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WHSFM Does: Literature

Joe Diaco — Thu, 04 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0400

In its second installment as an educational podcast, WHSFM tackles literature with a deep dive on William Shakespeare, the greatest writer the English language has ever known... or was he?

Background music: "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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WHSFM Does: History

Joe Diaco — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 11:15:02 -0400

Let's face it, sketch comedy is old hat. That's why WHSFM is proud to announce a hard pivot toward educational content. In its first installment under the new format, we deliver a history lesson about Germany and the early 20th century.

Researched and presented by Joe Diaco

Background music: Meanwhile in Bavaria Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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SADCAST | Sad Announcement (Have Tissues Ready)

Joe Diaco — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0400

WHSFM has a very sad announcement to make. Be sure to have tissues ready. This is going to be rough.

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October Surprise: A Halloween Special Minisode (feat. Mister Burns)

Joe Diaco — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400

It's hard to believe, but soon the race for President of Halloween will be over and one candidate sworn in at the Pumpkin Office. Startling new revelations, however, threaten to turn the race on its head. Tune in for the full scoop, only on WHSFM News.

Written by Joe Diaco and Zach Smejkal
Edited and produced by Joe Diaco

Cast:

WHSFM News Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Jim Bone - Joe Diaco
Jane Brasky - Andriana Chobot
Thomas Wolffe - Zach Smejkal
Slutty Anthony Fauci - Joe Diaco
Slutty Joe Rogan - Zach Smejkal
Jennifer Hardwick - Erin Suminsby
Timhotep the Embalmed - Zach Smejkal
Staffer - Andriana Chobot
Wawa Voice - Joe Diaco

Music:

"WHSFM Theme: Halloween Edition"
Written performed and produced by Joe Diaco

"Halloween Trap"
Lyrics and vocals by Mister Burns
Produced by Kevin Murrell

Incidental music by Fesliyan Studios

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Two Rude Dudes | Season 1, Episode 4

Joe Diaco — Fri, 15 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Two Rude Dudes
They're awful loud and lewd
They're super crass and crude
They're Two Rude Dudes!

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Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco, except “Two Rude Dudes”, written by Joe Diaco and Zach Smejkal
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

Featuring "What Do You See When You Dream?" by After Osmosis

“Welcome to CannaCulture”
Regular customer - Jared Hall
Skittish customer - Zach Smejkal
Clerk - Erin Suminsby

“Two Rude Dudes”
Spike - Zach Smejkal
Thad - Joe Diaco
Gramma - Carolynn Stouder

“Two Rude Dudes Theme Song”
Written, recorded, produced by Joe Diaco

“The Sacrament of Confession”
Penitent - Erin Suminsby
Priest - Jay Zadeh

“Coincidence… or Murder?”
Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot
Woman 2 - Erin Suminsby
Man - Jay Zadeh

“We’re Sorry, Kansas”
Person 1 - Jay Zadeh
Person 2 - Zach Smejkal
Person 3 - Erin Suminsby
Person 4 - Andriana Chobot

Licensed music:

"The House of Leaves," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Night in Venice" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Cattails” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Daddy's Words Exzel Music Publishing (freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Organ Ambience, Calm, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

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The Empathy Hose | Season 1, Episode 3

Joe Diaco — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 18:39:03 -0400

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: a first date gone horribly wrong! A medical doctor proves that “eight legs are better than one!” An ad for a new kind of hospitality service (hotels hate this brand)! And a new guidance counselor gives a bullying teen a blast from “the Empathy Hose!”

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Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

“People or Elephants”
Man - Joe Diaco
Woman - Kaitie Bessette

“Dr Arachno”
Patient - Andriana Chobot
Nurse 1 - Chris Blades
Nurse 2 - Kaitie Bessette
Janitor - Joe Diaco

"Dr Arachno Theme"
written by Joe Diaco
vocals by Andriana Chobot
bass by Brian Duda
all other parts by Joe Diaco

“Shit, Shower and Save”
Dissatisfied consumer - Andriana Chobot
Suave McGinty - Jay Zadeh
Customer 1 - Ben Gravel
Customer 2 - Erin Suminsby
Customer 3 - Jared Hall

“The Guidance Counselor”
Guidance counselor - G Richard Ames
Marissa - Andriana Chobot
Sandra - Erin Suminsby
Kid 1 - Joe Diaco
Kid 2 - Andriana Chobot Kid 3 - Jared Hall

Licensed music:

"The Dread", "George Street Shuffle", "Faceoff", "Lost Frontier", "Satiate", "I Feel You" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Taxi ride home” by glaciaere https://steviasphere.bandcamp.com/album/water-slide

Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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Vaccine Gangs of New York | Season 1, Episode 2

Joe Diaco — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 12:45:34 -0400

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: a sponsorship ad for FreshBox, the ultimate ingredient delivery service! A dude who finally visits his friend’s barbershop as a customer! A grown man takes piano lessons! And a post-apocalyptic view into our nightmarish vaccine future!

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Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

“FreshBox”
Performed by Joe Diaco

“The Classic Barbershop Sketch”
Connor - Ben Gravel
Zeeb - Chris Blades
Old man - Joe Diaco

“The Piano Lesson”
Ellen - Andriana Chobot
Dan - Caden Dowgin
Felix - Jared Hall Piano
Piano performed by Nate Venet

“Vaccine Gangs of New York”
Brian - Jared Hall
Danielle - Kaitie Bessette
Bouncer - Joe Diaco
Security guard - Ben Gravel
Lawyer - Faith Dowgin
Bailiff - Joe Diaco
Balthangor - Ben Gravel

Music by Fesliyan Studios

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The Condom Wars | Season 1, Episode 1

Joe Diaco — Sun, 01 Aug 2021 15:07:12 -0400

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: the war to “finish” all wars! A restaurant meeting gone horribly wrong! A song about taking parasocial relationships to their logical conclusion! And an anti-vaxxer meeting where not all is at it seems…

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Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco

“The Condom Wars: Part I”
Suzy Q - Kaitie Bessette
Grandpa Skarg - Joe Diaco

“The Restaurant Hangout”
Thaddeus - Joe Diaco
Lorelei - Andriana Chobot
Kaley - Kaitie Bessette
Waiter - Chris Blades

“FBDI PSA”
Clayton Toynbee - Joe Diaco

“The Condom Wars: Part II”
Suzanne Quentin - Kaitie Bessette
Hotel clerk - Faith Dowgin
Dave - Jared Hall

"The War is Finally Over"
song written by Joe Diaco, performed by Eric George

“Lab-Grown Meats”
Written, performed and produced by Joe Diaco

“The Wine Mom Mafia”
Eliza - Andriana Chobot
Kenna - Elizah Hill
Sara - Faith Dowgin
Madison - Kaitie Bessette
Danica - Lucy Collingwood

Licensed music:

"Night in Venice" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Short Brass Fanfare 1.wav by _MC5_ on Freesound Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Anguish" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Evening Melodrama" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"The Parting" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

music elevator by Jay_You is licensed by CC BY 3.0 and has been modified from the original.

“Elevation” Joseph McDade https://josephmcdade.com/music

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Dale Cleveland‘s Savings Palace | Episode Zero

Joe Diaco — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 21:07:23 -0400

Welcome to Episode Zero of The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials! And what better way to get things kicked off than with a brief word from one of our favorite sponsors, Dale Cleveland's Savings Palace?

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