The Wayward Irregular Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/the-wayward-irregular Notoriously unreliable purveyor of satisfactory anecdotes. Matthew D. Jordan 26618d43-d4c4-5a30-894c-c6b07435e168 yes en Tue, 20 Oct 2026 09:38:40 -0700 Tue, 20 Oct 2026 09:39:30 -0700 https://www.waywardirregular.com https://img.transistorcdn.com/MLqwRloX5lWxC53RJHksYAbjLekZA45AMJ9UvGVhs38/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS82YmRl/MDU4ODZjYTEyOGNl/MGZiZTA0ZTAxYzdk/MmQ5Ni53ZWJw.jpg The Wayward Irregular https://www.waywardirregular.com episodic Matthew D. Jordan Notoriously unreliable purveyor of satisfactory anecdotes. Notoriously unreliable purveyor of satisfactory anecdotes.. storytelling, essays, design, arts, humor Matthew D. Jordan No Yes A Hymn For Robyn Miller, Co-Creator of Myst. Don’t Be Weird. I Love You. Say It Back. 6 6 A Hymn For Robyn Miller, Co-Creator of Myst. Don’t Be Weird. I Love You. Say It Back. full d2e071e3-3c51-4286-8e6c-37de9ea02f46 https://share.transistor.fm/s/9963ec73 Rocket ships, carpet boogers, fandoms, and the human sushi platter.

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