In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and the crew dive headfirst into the chaotic world of fair weather fandom—the kind that disappears faster than a White Sox playoff run. From bandwagon jumpers to lifelong sufferers, nothing (and no one) is safe as we break down what it really means to stick with your team… or bail the second things get ugly.

And just when you think it couldn’t get any weirder… we’re joined by special guest Count Krissy Chocula, bringing her own unique (and possibly unhinged) perspective to the madness. Expect laughs, wild takes, and a little bit of chaos sprinkled in for good measure.

🎟️ Shoutouts & Sponsors

Big love to our friends and sponsors:

• SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird and look good doing it 
• Miller Community Theatre – 🎭 Tickets are on sale now for Little Shop of Horrors!
• All In Jest Trivia – Don’t miss the season finale—it’s gonna be a big one 

Stay weird, stay loyal (or don’t)…
 Stay Cool – JP 😎

• (00:41) - Opening Thoughts on Baseball
• (01:35) - Introducing the Special Guest
• (03:48) - Chrissy's Steadfast Fanhood
• (06:55) - DirecTV and Watching Games
• (07:24) - Reflecting on Recent Seasons
• (10:49) - Memories of Comiskey Park
• (15:05) - Changes at the Ballpark
• (16:01) - The Impact of Ozzy Guillen
• (17:11) - Ownership and Fan Frustration
• (23:42) - Family Ties to Sox History
• (25:55) - The Experience of Game Day
• (29:49) - Memories of Concessions
• (34:57) - Discussing Ownership Missteps
• (43:55) - Judge Chrissy's Interrogation
• (49:45) - The Nature of Fandom
• (54:09) - The Game's Evolution
• (01:04:06) - Upcoming Events and Wrap-Up

In this quick-hit installment of Breakfast Bites, Jerry Pancake and the crew serve up a hot plate of commentary, chaos, and just enough questionable insight to get your morning moving. From local gripes to off-the-rails observations, this episode keeps it short, sharp, and just a little unhinged—exactly how breakfast radio should be.

It’s the kind of episode that makes you laugh, nod your head, and maybe question a few life decisions… all before your second cup of coffee.

🙏 Shoutouts & Sponsors

Big love to our friends and supporters who keep this madness rolling:

• SoCool Shirts – Wear Your Weird. 
• Tom Wisch Allstate Insurance – You’re in good hands… hopefully better than ours. 
• All In Jest Trivia – Happening this Friday, so bring your brain (or at least someone else’s). 
• The Miller Citizens Corporation – Doing the real work in the community. 
• Miller Community Theatre – 🎭 Tickets are on sale now for Little Shop of Horrors—don’t miss it! 
• The Miller Arts and Creative District – Keeping Miller creative and cool. 

Stay weird, stay local, and as always…
 Stay Cool – JP 😎

• (00:11) - Small Plates. Big Sarcasm.
• (02:28) - Rusty the Railcat: The Mascot Job
• (07:27) - Qualifications and Expectations
• (11:04) - A Proud Grandma's Perspective

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we debut a brand-new segment called Breakfast Bites — quick, caffeinated takes on the news that’s got everyone talking before the coffee even kicks in.

This week, Jerry Pancake and Jen Pancake dig into the rumored relocation of the Chicago Bears to Hammond, Indiana, and things get a little heated. What starts as a simple sports headline quickly turns into a spirited conversation about taxpayer funding, local priorities, and whether it makes any sense to bankroll a franchise that hasn’t exactly been dominating the NFL for the last few decades.

Jen brings the thoughtful perspective, Jerry brings the ranting, and together they unpack the strange logic of expecting a shiny new stadium to magically fix everything — while communities around Northwest Indiana are still dealing with real issues like infrastructure and local investment.

It’s sports, politics, and community priorities — mixed with sarcasm, laughs, and a few breakfast-table rants.

A big thanks to our friends and sponsors:

 🎭 All In Jest Trivia — bringing the fun to Miller with great trivia nights at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
👕 SoCool Shirts — retro, weird, and proudly local apparel. Check them out at www.socoolshirts.com.
🌱 And don’t forget — tickets are on sale now for the Miller Community Theatre’s upcoming production of Little Shop of Horrors. Support local theatre and grab your seats while you can!

Because in Miller, we may argue about sports and politics… but we always show up for the community.

• (00:11) - Small plates, big sarcasm.
• (00:33) - Bears vs. Bills Rant.
• (03:14) - Politician Critique and Local Issues.
• (05:56) - Garbage Collection Chaos.
• (09:18) - Trash Talk and Bears.
• (09:28) - Closing Thoughts.

This is the full Miller Prom breakdown — from sequined jackets ✨ and leather dresses 🖤 to piano ties getting aggressively tickled on the dance floor 🎹😏. We cover the adrenaline rush of almost getting kicked out, the 30-minute vodka wait that ended in a cup of straight regret 🥤, gummy miscalculations 🌿, Flamingo afterparty magic 🦩, and the rare Miller night where nobody fought, nobody flipped a table, and everyone somehow looked fantastic doing it 💃🕺.

Despite a few logistical “learning opportunities” 🍸📉, the dance floor was packed all night thanks to The Ramos Band 🎶, who absolutely crushed it.

Episode music comes courtesy of Jerry Clemons and Chad Burton of the Nick Danger Band 🎸🔥 — because nothing says “adult prom recap” like locally sourced rock and roll.

More than anything, this episode is about Miller showing up ❤️. The outfits. The energy. The afterparty photo with half the town squeezed into one frame 📸. The fact that for one night, it was just neighbors dancing, laughing, and being beautifully ridiculous together.

We may have notes about bar execution 🍹📋.

❤️ Sponsors & Friends of the Show ❤️

• 👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird. Support local.
• 🏢 Tom Wisch – Allstate Insurance – You’re in good hands.
• 🧠🎤 All In Jest Trivia – The last Friday showdown.
• 🏛️ The Miller Citizens Corporation (MCC) – The reason prom even happens.
• 🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Bringing the drama (on stage).
• 🎨 The Miller Arts & Creative District (MACD) – Keeping Miller vibrant and creative.

Support the folks who support local nonsense.

We’re back. We’re older. We’re louder. And apparently we’re bringing our own beer. 🍺

Stay weird. Stay local. Stay Miller. 🖤🦩🎤

• (00:02) - The Great Prom Recap
• (00:39) - Fireside Chat Introduction
• (01:05) - New Year Celebrations
• (02:51) - The Prom Experience
• (06:27) - Band vs. Bar: A Debate
• (08:10) - Ranting About the Bar
• (21:48) - Post-Prom Reflections
• (23:59) - Introducing Miller Tony's
• (25:41) - Bathroom Etiquette
• (35:04) - Moving On from Prom
• (37:55) - Tom Wish's Fashion Statement
• (39:50) - Upcoming Events and Trivia

The Miller Morning Madhouse Advent Calendar (The Whole Damn Thing)

This is it. The big one. The entire Advent Calendar… unwrapped, dumped on the floor, and re-assembled into one glorious, unhinged, 2½-hour episode of Miller Morning Madhouse madness.

Every bit. Every joke. Every musical moment. Every rant, laugh, argument, accidental insight, and festive derailment from December all packed into one long, cozy (and occasionally chaotic) listen. If you missed an episode, this is your cheat code. If you heard them all… congratulations, you’re now legally part of the show.

More than anything, this episode is a love letter to Miller. To our friends, neighbors, collaborators, guests, musicians, sponsors, weirdos, and community institutions who showed up, jumped in, lent their voices, their time, and their patience to this very dumb podcast.

We truly love you all. This show only works because of the people around us the laughs in the room, the texts afterward, the “hey, I listened” comments in the wild. That’s the good stuff.

Thank you for spending December with us. Thank you for supporting local nonsense. Thank you for being part of the Madhouse.

We’re going to take a breath, drink some water, and we’ll be back this spring with a brand-new season; louder, dumber, and somehow even more heartfelt.

Until then…

Stay weird. Stay local. Stay Miller.

• (01:00) - Holiday Madness Begins
• (02:08) - Childhood Memories of Christmas
• (05:17) - Rants and Raves
• (10:25) - The Black Friday Debate
• (16:26) - Santa's Secrets Revealed
• (25:02) - Christmas Movie Favorites
• (31:37) - Holiday Foods and Traditions
• (36:26) - Winter Activities
• (42:03) - Rants on Gift Giving
• (55:17) - Christmas Morning Memories
• (01:03:14) - Worst Gifts Ever
• (01:18:02) - Christmas Trees and Childhood Memories
• (01:18:22) - Christmas Songs: Love or Hate?
• (01:21:03) - The Real Meaning of Christmas
• (01:28:11) - Elf on the Shelf: A Holiday Mystery
• (01:33:29) - Birthday Blues Near Christmas
• (01:34:16) - Special Guest: Chad Bacon Burton
• (01:40:20) - The Joy of Christmas Shopping
• (01:51:40) - Christmas Eve Reflections
• (02:16:43) - The Night Before Christmas
• (02:27:13) - Christmas Traditions and Celebrations

The episode features two festive musical moments: “The 12 Days of Miller,” performed by Jerry Pancake, Jen Pancake, and Josh Scramble, followed by a joyful rendition of “Feliz Navidad” performed by the incredible folks from the Miller Community Theatre.

Somehow, in the middle of a board meeting, the theatre crew grabbed songbooks, found their harmonies, and generously took time out of their night to help record for this dumb podcast — and we couldn’t be more grateful. It’s exactly the kind of community chaos that makes Miller, Miller.

It’s heartfelt, a little unpolished, unexpectedly beautiful, and ends exactly the way Christmas in the neighborhood should — with laughter, music, and someone urgently announcing that we need to leave the neighborhood immediately.

Huge thanks to the Miller Community Theatre for always showing up, pitching in, and proving once again that Miller has the best people anywhere.

Merry Christmas from all of us at the Miller Morning Madhouse.

• (03:45) - Christmas Cheer
• (06:53) - Urgent Departure

On December 23rd, the Miller Morning Madhouse takes a quieter, creepier, and very local turn. Told in the spirit of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas and narrated from beyond the dunes by the ghost of Diana of the Dunes, this episode captures a perfect Miller Beach Christmas Eve.

From cars stuck in half-snow, half-sand… to Flamingo patrons holding drinks while tow trucks do their thing… from trivia night rage to pizzas flying out of Miller Pizza… from boaters blasting terrible music to locals losing their minds at stop signs — it’s all here.

This is Miller Beach as it really is: funny, messy, frustrating, lovable, and home.

No puppets. No yelling. Just a poetic snapshot of the neighborhood we know and love — ending the only way it can:

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

🎄🦩🌊

Proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Local stories, local stages, real community.

• (00:06) - Christmas Eve in the Hood
• (00:53) - Late Night Revelries and Pizzas
• (01:56) - New Beginnings on Wayne Boulevard
• (02:39) - A Quiet End to the Night

The Miller Morning Madhouse crew looks back at their favorite moment of 2025—and unsurprisingly, Flamingo Fest and the legendary porta-potty broadcast steal the crown. Josh, Jerry & Jen revisit country songs, bullshit, drunken confusion, and the golden-shower chaos that changed the podcast forever.

The gang also talks future road trips, listener call-ins, QR code surprises, Key Largo, Buc-ee’s brisket cowboys, Dr Pepper vs. Pepsi philosophy, kamikaze soda mixes, and why Miller people will scan anything if you ask nicely.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:

👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday every month at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Shows, events & chaos for the community.

Listen, laugh, subscribe..
Road trippin’ starts now. 🚗🎄🦩✨

• (00:29) - Christmas Wishes
• (02:09) - Podcast Highlights
• (02:45) - Engaging with the Audience
• (04:31) - Travel Plans Unveiled
• (06:19) - Buc-ee's Experience
• (08:50) - Soda Mixing Memories

The Miller Morning Madhouse Advent Calendar rolls on with Chad Bacon Burton in studio, talking Christmas music, holiday gigs, and why asking for Christmas songs might mean you should hire someone else. Things quickly derail into Bee Gees debates, Burl Ives nostalgia, and an unforgettable childhood story involving Killer Klowns from Outer Space… followed by an actual clown showing up at the door. Merry Christmas, nightmare fuel included.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
 👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Trivia nights that keep Miller guessing.

🎙️ Featuring Jerry, Josh, Jen, and Chad Bacon Burton
 🎄 Part of the Miller Morning Madhouse Advent Calendar

The Advent Calendar rolls on with a surprisingly sweet opener as one of Miller’s own tiny children, Annie, kicks things off singing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” From there, Jerry, Jen, Josh, and guest Chad Burton spiral into a very honest (and very funny) debate about Christmas decorating — or more specifically, why Jen Pancake does not see the point of it at all.

The conversation wanders from outdoor lights, attic mishaps, and near-death ladder experiences to hard rules about when decorations are allowed, holiday resentment, and Jerry’s general dislike of… well, most holidays. Along the way, we learn who actually decorates, who “helps” by drinking and watching, and why Christmas may just be an illusion of warmth for one night a year.

• (00:19) - The Miller Morning Madhouse Advent Calendar
• (00:29) - Holiday Decorations and Family Dynamics
• (03:44) - Jerry’s Summer Grievances
• (04:19) - Halloween Reflections
• (04:42) - A Thank You to Chad Burton

What starts as a simple holiday question — did you ever just grab a random gift from under the tree? — quickly derails into a full-blown nostalgia spiral. Jerry, Josh, Jen Pancake, and special guest Chad Burton unwrap memories of mislabeled presents, fake blender boxes, prank gifts gone wrong, encyclopedias that smelled like cigarettes, and that unmistakable “grandma’s house” basement funk that somehow still feels like home.

🧠 All In Jest Trivia — TONIGHT! Friday, December 19
🕖 7 PM | 💵 $10 at the door | 🍺 Cash bar
📍 Marshall J. Gardner Center
Come play, drink, and yell answers with confidence.

🎶 Chad Burton — featured guest on this episode — is also playing TONIGHT at the Isaac Walton Center, so catch some live music after trivia and support local talent like a responsible adult (or at least try).

❄️ A micro-dose of smart-ass holiday chaos to listen to while it snows.

• (01:08) - Gift-Giving Memories
• (02:34) - Holiday Pranks and Surprises
• (05:23) - The Encyclopedia Era
• (07:16) - Nostalgic Smells of Home
• (08:32) - Anatomy Curiosity in Childhood
• (08:45) - Trivia Night Announcement

Today’s Advent Calendar drop is something special. We’re thrilled to feature “Christmas Wish,” an original song written by Darren Locasto and Chad Burton, produced and arranged by Chad Burton, and performed by Brian Hemstock and Chad Burton.

Chad joined us in studio to add his own musical magic to the Miller Morning Madhouse Advent Calendar, and we couldn’t be more grateful for the gift.

You can catch Chad performing all over the Region — both solo, with his wife Nicole Garza, and with The Ramos Band, including regular shows at the Hard Rock Casino and beyond.

🎄 Live Alert: See Chad this Friday, December 19th at the Isaac Walton League Miller Chapter for the Jingle & Mingle Adult Christmas Party! Doors: 6 PM • Chad hits at 7:30 PM.

This holiday season, sit back and enjoy this beautiful original track — a true Christmas wish delivered straight to Miller Beach.

• (04:39) - Introduction to Chad Burton

What was supposed to be a festive, musical Advent episode turned into a full-blown basement disaster. When professional musician Chad Burton stopped by the Miller Morning Madhouse, our wildly unprepared setup (vintage mixer, mystery cords, and loose tinsel everywhere) quickly exposed the gap between “professional recording studio” and “guys who bought equipment because it had cool lights.”

🎶 Go see Chad Burton live!
Catch Chad this Friday, December 19th at the Isaac Walton League – Miller Chapter for the Jingle & Mingle Adult Christmas Party. Doors at 6 PM, Chad hits the stage at 7:30 PM. You can also see him regularly around the Region, solo with his wife Nicole Garza, and with The Ramos Band, often at the Hard Rock Casino.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
 👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Live trivia at the Marshall J. Gardner Center (Next Game is December 19th at 7:00PM)
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Local stories, local talent, and community-driven theater.

• (00:43) - Podcast Introduction
• (05:27) - A Story to Remember
• (06:23) - Birthdays and Names
• (08:28) - Thank You, Chad Burton

🙏 Huge thanks to Chad Burton for stopping by and making the Advent Calendar even better…and if you’re local, catch him Fri, Dec 19 at the Isaac Walton League (Miller Chapter) for the Jingle & Mingle Adult Christmas Party (starts 6:00pm, Chad on 7:30pm).

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month (Sep–Apr) at the Marshall J. Gardner Center (This Month - Friday, December 19th).
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Local chaos, local talent, local love. 

• (01:34) - Special Guest Introduction
• (02:27) - Christmas Birthdays and Gift Expectations
• (05:06) - Cabbage Patch Kids Nostalgia
• (10:29) - Giving Thoughtful Gifts

Today’s Advent Calendar micro-dose dives into the unhinged world of Elf on the Shelf, where the gang debates why parents ever signed up for a nightly surveillance doll with a criminal imagination. Jerry dreams of staging his elf in scandalous “sugar” situations, Jen wants nothing to do with it, and Scramble wonders why this elf needs a full PR department on Facebook every December.

Somewhere between naughty elf pranks and model-train disasters, the trio detours into Melissa McCarthy commercials, George Carlin’s dildo-based commandments, and Diddy’s current “toilet wine” era. It’s Christmas commentary wrapped in pranks, pop culture, and pure Miller Morning Madhouse energy.

Sponsors

👕 SoCoolShirts.com — BOGO sale! Today is the last day to order for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia — Last Friday of most months; December’s game is early!
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang — Shop local on Lake Street!
🎭 Miller Community Theatre — Watch for audition announcements at MillerCommunityTheatre.com.

• (00:51) - Elf on the Shelf Antics
• (01:58) - Holiday Romance Discussions
• (02:44) - George Carlin and Dildos
• (03:38) - Off-Topic Shenanigans
• (05:03) - Jailhouse Wine and Drama
• (05:47) - Holiday Shopping Tips

Today’s Advent Calendar micro-dose takes a wonderfully chaotic dive into Hanukkah — or rather, the version the three of you thought you understood growing up in Indiana. The gang reflects on how Adam Sandler’s “Hanukkah Song” was basically their first Judaism crash course, why none of them knew anyone lighting a menorah as kids, and how blue-and-white Christmas lights accidentally made their house look like a synagogue.

Sponsors

👕 SoCoolShirts.com — Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia — Last Friday of most months; December’s game is early!
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang — Shop local on Lake Street!
🎭 Miller Community Theatre — Follow audition announcements at MillerCommunityTheatre.com.

• (00:43) - Introduction to the Advent Calendar
• (01:59) - Exploring Jewish Traditions
• (03:18) - The Community and Religion Connection
• (04:35) - Misunderstandings and Stereotypes
• (05:16) - The Influence of Media on Culture

In today’s festive meltdown, the gang dives headfirst into the emotional minefield that is Christmas music. Jen Pancake declares she hates Christmas and its soundtrack, Jerry passionately defends “Dominic the Donkey” and “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,” and Josh Scramble questions what the hell “Deck the Halls” even means and why anyone is still using holly in the year 2024.

From thirsty Santa Claus cameos to the questionable consent of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” from Jesus' nonexistent songwriting catalog to the Three Wise Men showing up uninvited, the trio dismantles holiday classics with the precision of buzzed carolers wandering Lake Street at 1 a.m.

Sponsor Shoutout

🧠 All In Jest Trivia — Happening the last Friday of most months.
December’s game is early this year: December 19th. Don’t miss it!

• (00:48) - Christmas Music Opinions
• (03:36) - Caroling Memories
• (04:28) - Holiday Celebrations and Tensions
• (05:03) - Trivia Night Announcement

Today’s micro-dose of festive chaos dives into the dangerous history of Christmas trees — real, fake, flammable, and always surrounded by a 1970s fog of cigarette smoke. Jerry recalls the Cutlass-topped tree deliveries of his childhood, Jen marvels that any houses survived the decade, and Scramble defends his family’s lifelong loyalty to fake trees.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:

👕 SoCoolShirts.com — Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia — Last Friday of every month, September through April.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre — Support local arts and local chaos.
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang — Located right on Lake Street. Do your holiday shopping local!

From smoky polyester kid robes and creepy vibrating tennis statues to a Steelers jersey picked out by a random child, expired Chi-Chi’s gift cards, balsa-wood dinosaur “fun,” and cartons of Camels, Jerry, Jen & Scramble unwrap the absolute bottom-tier holiday gifts of their lives. Along the way they reminisce about flea markets, encyclopedias, and why no kid actually wants “educational” presents for Christmas—then point you toward the only gifts that don’t suck: weird shirts from SoCoolShirts.com.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird at SoCoolShirts.com
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month at the Marshall J. Gardner Center
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Local shows, local chaos, lovingly produced in Miller Beach

A micro-dose of smart-ass notes to listen while it snows.

December 10th brings a burst of Christmas nostalgia as Josh and Jerry share their best childhood gifts—bikes of every flavor, from neon-orange Huffys to yellow-fendered BMX dream machines. Jen remembers her pink Huffy and the day four-year-old her taught herself to ride by grabbing parked cars and hoping for the best.

Jerry also recalls his ultimate 1980s Christmas: a Betamax, Mattel handheld games, and the mighty Atari 800—thanks to McCormick Place vendors who didn’t want to ship their demo units home. Of course, not every Christmas was magical… Pancake relives the trauma of receiving a stocking full of Slim Jims instead of the robot he desperately wanted.

A warm, chaotic trip through the best (and worst) gifts of childhood.

Sponsored by:

👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday monthly at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Visit MillerCommunityTheatre.com for auditions.
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang – Shop local this holiday season.

A micro-dose of smart-ass holiday wisdom to listen to while it snows… or while you regret every Christmas gift you’ve ever bought.

In today’s festive rant, Josh Scramble unleashes on one of the great holiday crimes: buying a pet for Christmas. The gang breaks down why tiny bunnies turn into land piranhas, why children should not be trusted with anything that breathes, and why Florida should NOT be selling souvenir-shop turtles to tourists who definitely can’t keep them alive.

Jerry revisits the saga of Kira Pancake’s doomed pet turtles, Jen relives the sadness of watching baby sea turtles march toward statistically certain death, and Josh questions every white person who has ever booked a “sea turtle experience.” The group concludes that the only morally acceptable Christmas pet is a stuffed animal, because it won’t suffer when you forget to feed it.

A warm, cozy holiday episode full of cheer, judgment, animal ethics, and bad childhood memories — just how the Advent Calendar intended.

Sponsored by:

👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month, September–April at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Support local productions!
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang – Shop local on Lake Street this holiday season.

• (00:43) - Don't Buy Pets for Christmas
• (05:06) - Turtles and Their Misadventures
• (06:18) - Holiday Shopping Local

A micro-dose of smart-ass notes to listen while it snows… and while LBJ gets fitted for trousers with more “presidential breathing room.”

Josh Scramble kicks off December 8th with a full rant about Christmas gift-giving: why he doesn’t do it, why adults should just buy their own crap, and why buying clothes for another human being is a guaranteed friendship-ending event. Jen defends her tragic jean-purchasing mistake, Jerry reveals he was a toddler obsessed with vacuuming, and the crew debates whether anyone on earth actually needs more pants.

 A warm holiday episode filled with poor gift choices, childhood trauma, and presidential crotch geometry.

Sponsored by:

👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird. Perfect for giving, regifting, or pretending you thoughtfully selected something.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month, September–April at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Support local arts, local actors, and local chaos.
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang – Shop small on Lake Street for gifts people will actually use.

• (01:30) - Holiday Gift Reflections
• (03:01) - The Challenge of Gift Giving
• (03:42) - Baby Memories and Vacuuming
• (04:54) - Pants and Personal Preferences
• (05:59) - The Importance of Comfort
• (08:05) - Recommended Holiday Shopping

A micro-dose of winter chaos, childhood stupidity, and the kind of “holiday magic” you only get when you grow up sledding on a hill decorated with leftover car parts and questionable life choices.

Jerry, Josh, and Jen take a downhill trip through their childhood sledding memories — from exploding inner tubes to metal-blade death sleds to the shocking revelation of what Pancake and his brother used to stash in the sewer pipe for “reading” breaks. Jen defends garbage-bag sledding, Josh questions her citizenship, and Pancake unveils the lost art of sledding-and-sinning.

It’s snowy nostalgia… Miller style.

Sponsored by:

👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month, September–April, at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Support local arts!
🛍️ Indy Indy Bang Bang – Shop local on Lake Street for your holiday gifts.

• (00:43) - Winter Memories
• (02:24) - Unconventional Sledding
• (04:46) - Sledding Stories Take a Turn
• (06:17) - Wild Water Adventures

The crew dives fork-first into the holiday season with a full spread of Thanksgiving and Christmas classics — turkey, ham, beef roasts, deviled eggs, fudge, lasagna, fruitcakes that go straight to the trash, and enough cream pies to send Jerry into a spiritual awakening.

Jen confesses to liking all the pies, Josh defends the honor of Mama Scramble’s donuts, and Jerry relives the trauma of a pecan-less pecan pie. From sugary goo to chocolate meringue, the Madhouse celebrates (and insults) every dish that ever graced a Midwestern holiday table.

It’s cozy, it’s chaotic, it’s delicious — and it's Episode 6 of the Advent Calendar.

👕 Sponsored by

SoCool Shirts — Wear Your Weird™.
Holiday shirts, weird shirts, and “cream pie” shirts (don’t ask… or do).
Shop early and often at SoCoolShirts.com

🧠 All In Jest Trivia
Next event: Last Friday of each month, September–April, at the Marshall J. Gardner Center - Next Game December 19th. 

🎭 Miller Community Theatre
Bringing heart, humor, and local talent to the stage.

• (00:00) -
• (00:51) - Holiday Food Traditions
• (01:55) - Fudge and Family Recipes
• (03:36) - The Peculiar Pecan Pie
• (05:05) - Creamy Dessert Preferences

Today’s miniature meltdown centers on the crew’s most loved — and most violently hated — Christmas movies. Jen Pancake declares open war on nearly every holiday film ever made, and her Christmas anger grows by the minute. Scramble defends Elf with religious passion, Pancake unleashes a full-volume rant about A Christmas Story, and the gang debates whether Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie or not even a Christmas movie at all.

Sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com — Wear Your Weird
🧠 All In Jest Trivia — December’s game is early this month: December 19th
(Because Jesus was born on Christmas, and apparently that complicates trivia planning.)
🎁 Indie Indie Bang Bang — Lake Street’s best cards, gifts & socks. Shop local!

• (00:50) - Holiday Movie Madness
• (02:00) - The Great Debate on Christmas Films
• (03:26) - The Non-Traditional Christmas Classics
• (06:41) - A Turn to Scrooge and Holiday Traditions
• (07:17) - Wrapping Up and Holiday Shoutouts

Today’s episode is a nostalgic sleigh ride through the exact moment each of the Madhouse crew discovered the truth about Santa Claus — and how that moment shaped the chaotic Christmas adults they eventually became.

Jen Pancake realized the truth at age three or four, thanks to her legendary snooping skills and her mom’s dangerously disorganized closet full of shoes and poorly hidden toys. Scramble found out the classic way — a loudmouth kid at school ruined it — though he still believed hard enough to miss blatantly obvious gift clues. And Pancake admits he not only knew early, but he manipulated what his younger siblings circled in the Sears catalog so he could benefit from their gifts. (Teddy Ruxpin blasting Van Halen? Absolutely.)

The group reflects on wish books, Spiegel catalogs, gifts hidden in increasingly lazy places, and the absolute collapse of parental effort as more kids were added to the house. In short: Christmas magic dies slowly… but hilariously.

Sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com — Wear Your Weird
🧠 All In Jest Trivia — Last Fridays at the Gardner Center
🎁 Indie Indie Bang Bang — The best cards, gifts & socks on Lake Street
🎭 Miller Community Theatre — Watch for upcoming audition announcements

• (00:43) - Introduction to Holiday Realities
• (03:01) - Discovering Santa's Secrets
• (07:08) - Influencing Siblings' Christmas Lists
• (08:18) - The Decline of Holiday Magic

It’s December 3rd, and the holiday chaos continues as Pancake, Scramble, and Jen dive headfirst into the retail hellscape known as Black Friday — a day Jen Pancake absolutely despises at a molecular level.

The episode kicks off with Pancake accidentally channeling Grandma Pancake’s racism, Scramble confessing he used to work at the Southlake Mall Disney Store, and Jen explaining how Black Friday used to be normal before corporations decided to weaponize doorbusters and 6AM reward coupons.

Scramble reveals that back in the Disney Store days, people would line up before 10AM for an extra 25% off — and he’d be stuck running $600 transactions while the House of Mouse made bank and he took home absolutely none of it.

Jen officially declares Black Friday “the seventh circle of hell,” while Jerry insists consumers would be better off shopping local — like Indie Indie Bang Bang, whose socks, cards, and artisan gifts the gang gushes over with zero shame.

The crew also debunks Black Friday myths, shares trauma about Best Buy crowds, describes the downfall of TV prices (“A 65-inch was $85 at Meijer today!”), and gives listeners the ultimate holiday shopping advice:

And of course, Jerry wraps it all up with a shameless yet festive plug:

🛍️ SoCoolShirts.com Black Friday BOGO Sale
Buy 2+ shirts → Get 50% off each extra one.
(“BOGO-BOGO-BOGO!”)

This magical (and mildly unstable) holiday production is proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month, Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎁 Indie Indie Bang Bang – On Lake Street. Holiday gifts, cards, and the kind of ornaments you can’t explain to children.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Putting Miller Beach on Stage, one local legend at a time.

• (00:43) - Introduction to the Chaos
• (03:07) - The Evolution of Black Friday
• (06:42) - The Dark Side of Shopping

It's Day 2 of the Miller Morning Madhouse Audio Advent Calendar, and Scramble has officially hit his holiday limit.
 Not with shopping crowds. Not with Mariah Carey.
 Nope — with the Salvation Army bell ringers.

Apparently, the non-stop ding-ding-ding outside the grocery store has driven him to the edge of Yuletide sanity.
Pancake, being the problem-SOLVER (not causer) that he is, proposes a brilliant solution:
➡️ What if the bell ringers were actually Holiday DJs?
Like DJ Marshmallow — but festive. With snow. And Grandma dancing.

Picture this:
 🎧 Giant fundraising kettle
 🔥 Lights, fog machine, disco Santa
 🕺 Bell ringer now known as DJ Jingle Jams

Will Scramble be saved by the bells?
 Or will he file a noise complaint with the North Pole?

This magical (and mildly unstable) holiday production is proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month, Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎁 Indie Indie Bang Bang – On Lake Street. Holiday gifts, cards, and the kind of ornaments you can’t explain to children.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Putting Miller Beach on Stage, one local legend at a time.

• (00:52) - Ranting About Holiday Bells
• (02:32) - The Digital Age of Donations
• (04:23) - Creative Solutions for Fundraising
• (05:50) - Shout Out to Local Sponsors

🎙️ Episode 1: Grandma Got Run Over by a Burro
It’s 1978 in Blue Island, Illinois. Little Jerry Pancake, wearing his Mister Rogers clip-on tie and an excessive level of enthusiasm, belts out Feliz Navidad at the Lincoln School Holiday Concert. The problem? The neighborhood wasn't emotionally or culturally ready for José Feliciano.

Jerry sang. Grandma raged.
Dad panicked.
Mom packed.
And just like that, Grandma declared, “We’re moving to Frankfort! They only have one stoplight, and nobody sings in Spanish!”

The family left Blue Island faster than you can say Prospero Año y Felicidad, all because a kindergarten kid sang a Mexican Christmas song with Muppet-level passion and rhythm sticks. Grandma blamed the song, the school, and most importantly — the burro Jerry drew in crayon on their Christmas card.

This magical (and mildly unstable) holiday production is proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear Your Weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Last Friday of every month, Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎁 Indie Indie Bang Bang – On Lake Street. Holiday gifts, cards, and the kind of ornaments you can’t explain to children.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Putting Miller Beach on Stage, one local legend at a time.

• (00:43) - Holiday Greetings from the Breakfast Bunch
• (02:13) - Jerry Pancake's Holiday Memories
• (05:16) - The Move That Changed Everything

After a long, chaotic travel day home from Cabo — complete with circling O’Hare, a trash-filled Uber piloted by a man on Jesus music and edibles, and the kind of exhaustion that reshapes your soul — Pancake walks into the surprise of a lifetime: a full HGTV-style home makeover engineered by Leslie Lattes, Jen Dancin, and Sandy Strawberry Shortcake.

Meanwhile, Scramble recounts his own personal hell: being drafted into the technical nightmare of removing the TV from the fireplace, re-mounting it, managing the world’s flimsiest Samsung frame bezel, hooking up speakers, and trying not to snap while every person in the house asked him why he was “doing it like that.”

The gang revisits the chaos of Cabo: the cattle-call nude massage, the Golden Shower sports bar with 58 TVs and four wings for $20, soaked shoes, sand shoveling, screaming cruise ship kids, and Pancake simply wanting to lay by the pool — but being dragged into Activities™ instead.

With exhaustion, hilarity, and unexpected home-renovation emotions, S2E10 captures pure Miller Madhouse energy: chaos, friendship, rage, gratitude, and inappropriate jokes all rolled into one.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:

👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Next game at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Almost, Maine
A heartfelt, funny, locally grown production.
👉 https://www.millercommunitytheatre.com/

Jerry returns from Cabo with a tale of pure airline suffering — trapped in the middle seat between a couple who treated Row 18 like a honeymoon suite. Meanwhile, back home in Miller Beach, Jen Pancake and Josh Scramble are honored by the Miller Beach Citizens Corporation as this year’s Miller All-Stars for their community impact. Jerry is proud. Jerry is supportive. Jerry is also extremely bored.

Plus: cake mishaps, inflatable movie chaos, golf outing conspiracy theories, and what happens when you try to throw Miller-style celebrations with absolutely no plan.

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
 👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Almost, Maine is coming soon.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – The most fun you can have with a buzzer.

• (00:05) - Events
• (01:43) - Morning Broadcast
• (02:42) - Theater Announcement
• (03:53) - All-Star Reflections
• (05:14) - Cake Chronicles
• (10:46) - Golf Outing Adventures
• (13:26) - Fundraising Fun
• (14:03) - Movie Night Mayhem
• (16:11) - Cake Delivery Drama
• (17:56) - Inflatable Movie Magic
• (20:28) - Birthday Plans
• (24:18) - Travel Troubles
• (30:04) - Closing Remarks

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird.
🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Next game: Fri, Oct 24 at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Almost, Maine — heartfelt, funny, and locally made.

📚 Chapters

0:00 – Madhouse Opener
0:45 – Bonus Beach Day or Bass Festival?
5:10 – Mr. Loud Music Boat Guy Enters the Chat
10:25 – Shut It Off: The PSA for Boaters Everywhere
17:40 – Miller All-Stars Preview: Josh & Jenny Honored
22:15 – The Pancake House Makeover Reveal
26:00 – Final Thoughts: Freedom, Fun & Volume Control

💬 Favorite Quotes

• “You could feel his subwoofer from Ogden Dunes.”
• “Lake Michigan isn’t Coachella, dude — read the room!”
• “My beer vibrated off the table. That’s not music, that’s seismic activity.”
• “It’s not that we hate fun — we just like our fun at a reasonable decibel level.”
• “This is Miller Beach, not Ibiza. We don’t need a DJ set with our sunburn.”

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
 👕 SoCool Shirts
– Wear your weird.
🎭 All In Jest Trivia
– The most fun you can have with a buzzer.
🍑 Ass Jeeves
– The search engine that doesn’t just scratch the surface.

From medieval jamz to overtime drama and a bathroom-light saga (plus two hosts bragging about “strong streams”), this recap is pure Miller Morning Madhouse: laughs, chaos, and hyper-local flavor.

📌 Community Spotlight
Miller Community Theatre auditions for Almost, Maine at the Marshall J. Gardner Center: Saturday & Sunday, October 4–5 at 2:00 PM. Bring a ~2-minute comedic monologue (reading from your phone is fine). Directed by Rebecca… Furtada/Frittata/Focaccia—come show us how you say it.

🔔 Tune in & support
Follow/subscribe on your favorite podcast app, drop a rating, and tell a trivia teammate. We’ll keep the jazz-hands production; you bring the noise (not too much, Toast).

Labor Day in Miller Beach means one thing: Flamingo Fest! Jerry, Josh & Jen Pancake take you inside the mayhem with live clips from the beach, music from local bands like Nick Danger, Hurricane Reggae, and The Ramos, plus stories only Miller could deliver. 🍕

This episode is proudly sponsored by:
 👕 SoCool Shirts
– Wear your weird.
🎭 All In Jest Trivia
– The most fun you can have with a buzzer.
🍕 Flamingo Pizza – Keeping Miller fueled one slice at a time.

From reggae rhythms to rock riffs and a packed beer garden, Flamingo Fest 2025 was a party for the ages. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and a little local flavor only Miller Morning Madhouse can serve up.

• (00:06) - Flamingo Fest Madness
• (11:13) - Jerry Clemens and the Band
• (27:18) - Panty Throwing Shenanigans
• (43:19) - The Swinger B&B
• (44:53) - Live Updates from Flamingo Fest
• (58:56) - Ray's Panty Exchange
• (01:12:53) - Marketing Genius Ideas

👥 Hosts: Jerry Pancake & Josh Scramble (with cameos from Broadway Beth, Joel, and Gianna “G-Eazy”)

🎧 Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & All In Jest Trivia

💥 In this extra-toasty episode, the Madhouse crew recaps the Gary Air Show — Miller’s unofficial Super Bowl of sunburns, shitbags, and sketchy $20 driveway parking schemes. The Thunderbirds roar overhead while locals roast below, turning the beach into a battlefield of canopies, patio furniture, and pure chaos.
☀️ Josh reports live from the sand with survival tips: don’t fuck with the locals, bring water, and for the love of SPF, wear sunscreen unless you enjoy looking like graffiti-tagged ribs.
 🚗 Meanwhile, the neighborhood parking wars hit full tilt — from friends “borrowing” driveways, to mystery suspects running over safety signs, to Miller’s favorite hustle: $20 cash, grass, or ass to park between a busted trampoline and a rusted-out Camaro.
 🔥 Add in a live “shitbag count,” sunburn horror stories, and a PSA about not setting up your towel two inches from someone else, and you’ve got peak Miller madness.

🧢 Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com — where your beach hangover is always in fashion — and The Miller Community Theatre — proving community theater and chaos can co-exist since forever.

🔊 Tune in and remember: the jets aren’t the only thing leaving people fried this weekend.

• (01:01) - Air Show Excitement
• (02:19) - The Madness of Summer
• (03:27) - Gary Air Show Highlights
• (07:25) - Tips for Attending
• (10:37) - Observing the Locals
• (14:21) - Parking Etiquette
• (16:26) - Moving to Miller Beach
• (19:53) - The Air Show Experience
• (21:24) - Weird Phenomena at the Show
• (23:17) - Shitbag Count
• (28:08) - Parking Drama
• (29:20) - Family Visits and Expectations
• (36:57) - Holiday Reflections
• (42:50) - Controversial Parade Floats
• (46:17) - Parking Deals
• (47:41) - Live Beach Tips
• (53:30) - The Importance of Sunscreen
• (58:27) - Wrapping Up the Show

🎧 Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & The Miller Beach University of Advanced Consumption

💥 In this red, white, and totally unhinged episode, the gang recaps a wild stretch of summer madness in Miller Beach. First up, a fight breaks out at The Flamingo just before the 4th — punches, flip-flops, and bad decisions flying through the air like bottle rockets.

☀️ Then we check in on the heatwave that’s got everybody spicier than gas station salsa, and reflect on the emotional toll of 92 degrees, warm beer, and shirtless overconfidence.

🎆 And finally, it’s our 4th of July wrap-up — Miller-style. One rookie drinker nearly goes down for the count, but is heroically saved by a bikini-clad mom-squad trained by sheer instinct and poolside Pinot Grigio. If you're new to Miller, know this: our 4th is not for beginners. It’s T-ball meets MLB fastballs, and the only rule is don't pass out in the sand.

🧢 Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com — where your hangover can be stylish — and the prestigious Miller Beach University of Advanced Consumption — educating the next generation of questionable decisions since last Thursday.

🔊 Tune in and remember: in Miller, the fireworks don’t stop just because the sky clears.

• (00:50) - Welcome to the Madhouse
• (02:10) - Return of Elizabeth
• (14:06) - The 4th of July Recap
• (16:49) - Festivities Before the 4th
• (28:26) - The IV Incident
• (40:50) - Conclusion and Thanks

In this very special episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake finally spills the (motor) oil on true stories he’s never shared before—his legendary first cars. Buckle up for tales of a wobbly Karmann Ghia and a 1977 Cutlass Supreme so massive it needed its own zip code. These are the rides that started it all—and yes, we’re talking about the IROC-Z too. It’s still around. It’s still loud. And it’s kinda for sale (if you’re cool).

🎭 Also in this episode: a shoutout to the Madwomen’s Late Night Cabaret, the latest production from Miller Community Theatre, running this weekend and next at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for the Arts in beautiful downtown Gary. 👉 millercommunitytheatre.com

🚗 Bonus nostalgia bomb: We’re rerunning the very first commercial ever made for the SoCool Podcast—a 2019 throwback ad for Betten Chevrolet in South Haven, Michigan, recorded by Jerry Pancake and Christopher Robin in the middle of a fever dream and a snowstorm. It’s as chaotic and brilliant as you'd expect.

🧢 Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com – home of weird, retro, and slightly irresponsible fashion.
Free shipping on orders over $25 all summer long. 👉 SoCoolShirts.com

• (00:09) - WSBR Super Beach Radio
• (00:44) - Memory Lane: First Rides
• (15:44) - Car Troubles and Solutions
• (16:51) - The Cutlass Chronicles
• (20:17) - Closing Thoughts and Thanks

What starts as a music review quickly unravels into a cautionary tale about rideshare disasters, rickshaw salvation, and why you should never trust a festival porta-potty after dark. Josh recounts the madness of 100-band lineups, questionable fashion choices (bondagewear in the sun?!), and the existential despair of trying to find your Uber when every parking lot looks like a post-apocalyptic escape room.

From Alice Cooper’s guillotine to Metallica’s ear-shattering finale, Josh delivers the highlights, the low points, and the lingering chili-related trauma. Jerry and Jen offer running commentary, incredulous reactions, and a healthy dose of judgment from the comfort of the studio.

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com – Your one-stop shop for T-shirts that scream, “I survived the parking lot.”
Community supported by MillerCommunityTheatre.com – Local drama without the porta-potty lines.

• (00:09) - WSPR Super Beach Radio
• (00:46) - Sonic Temple Journey
• (01:30) - The Hotel Party
• (09:30) - Moshing Away Calories
• (10:09) - Concert Chaos
• (10:50) - The Rickshaw Rescue
• (15:55) - Music Festival Reflections
• (21:16) - Upcoming IROC Changes

In this episode, we dive headfirst into:

• The biology of the Heavy Uncle – a rare, tank-topped beast who emerges from his garage every May to rock a Megadeth tee and call every band “real music.”
• Moshpit etiquette (spoiler: don’t wear flip-flops).
• An in-depth analysis of the modern-day goth—yes, they still walk among us, and yes, some of them are now surprisingly busty.
• Plus, Scramble’s firsthand report from the festival trenches, where he allegedly wept during a Deftones set and paid $14 for a churro.

🎭 As always, a special shoutout to our friends at Miller Community Theatre for keeping the drama on stage where it belongs.
👕 And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic.

Rate us, review us, and tell your cousin Randy—Season 2 is officially underway.

• (00:05) - Welcome to WSBR Super Beach Radio
• (00:41) - Shoutouts to Sponsors
• (02:45) - Josh's Road Trip Stories
• (05:11) - Experience at Sonic Temple
• (06:39) - The Titty Count
• (07:24) - Female Metal Fans
• (08:46) - Juggalo Observations
• (09:26) - Festival Experiences
• (13:15) - Festival Band Lineup
• (16:13) - Heavy Metal Revelations
• (19:51) - The Donut of Destruction
• (22:31) - The Wall of Death
• (24:34) - Butt Stuff and Birth Control
• (25:38) - Next Episode Teaser

🧑‍⚖️ "Somebody ate the evidence."

In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seat—literally—being deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.)

Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when there’s a warp pipe to Margaritaville.

Plus: We dig into the 2020 Archives for a long-lost, definitely-real commercial from Trump’s Old Balls—the political ad that probably got flagged by the FCC.

🎵 Music Featured in This Episode:

• 🕹️ Ian Post – Super Duper
• 🍳 Jerry Pancake – Moons Over My Hammy

🔥 Sponsored by:

• 👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear your weird. Confuse your coworkers. Delight your enemies.
• 🎭 The Miller Community Theatre – Presenting The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee this April at the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Come for the comedy, stay because you can’t spell “quixotic” under pressure.
• ❓ All In Jest Trivia – Hosted by Josh Scramble, Friday, March 28th at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Bring your big brains and tiny pencils.

🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts, or yell "OBJECTION!" into a Koopa shell and see what happens.

#MillerMorningMadhouse #DenyDefendDepose #PrincessPeachProblems #TrumpsOldBalls #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #MarioLawyers #TriviaWithJoshScramble

• (01:08) - Introduction to the Madhouse
• (02:36) - Pancake's Deposition Adventure
• (10:28) - Cowboy Catheters Explained
• (13:09) - Trump's Old Balls Discussion
• (15:29) - Donkey Kong Trivia
• (18:17) - Video Game Nostalgia
• (20:57) - Closing Remarks and Thanks

🚨 DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! 🚨
After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth).

In this episode, we catch up on what we’ve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travel—specifically flying—absolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think things couldn't get worse, just remember—the White House is now a Tesla dealership.

🎵 Music Featured in This Episode:
🎸 RockNStock – Wrecked
🥁 The Professionals – Flying Pots
🎤 Moons Over My Hammy – Jerry Pancake

🔥 Sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Because life might suck, but your wardrobe doesn’t have to. Grab a shirt and express your existential despair in style.

🎭 The Miller Community Theatre – The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee – Coming this April to the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Support local theater before AI takes over Broadway. Tickets on sale now!

❓ All In Jest Trivia – Join Josh Scramble for a night of brain-busting fun and questionable knowledge at the Marshall J. Gardner Center on Friday, March 28th! Bring your A-game… or at least some alcohol.

🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

#MillerMorningMadhouse #EverythingSucks #FlyingIsTheWorst #TeslaDealershipWhiteHouse #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #TriviaTime

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• (00:21) - Introduction to the Madhouse
• (01:33) - Return from Hiatus
• (02:53) - Apologies and Updates
• (05:10) - Health and Travel Stories
• (08:01) - Canadian Adventures
• (08:51) - Teachers and Their Quirks
• (09:47) - Testing Season Shenanigans
• (12:24) - Listener Challenges
• (20:33) - Everything Sucks Now Segment
• (21:45) - Air Travel Woes
• (26:36) - Security Line Stresses
• (34:10) - Funny Travel Stories
• (37:55) - Closing Remarks

This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain).

From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of trauma. Plus, hear the latest updates from Miller Beach’s own Flamingo Bar, including why their bathroom might need a rebranding.

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• Intro: Flush Beats by DJ Draino
• Ad Break: Healthcare Kart: Luigi’s Revenge jingle
• Outro: French Toast Crunch is Life by Jerry Pancake

✨ Special Thanks:

• SoCool Shirts: Turning bad decisions into great fashion since day one.
• All In Jest Trivia: Don’t miss Friday Trivia Night, where the questions are as unpredictable as Josh Scramble’s production notes.
• Flamingo Pizza of Miller Beach: Serving good vibes, great drinks, and questionable bathroom configurations.

🎧 Tune In Next Week:
We’re diving into cereal debates, birthday shoutouts, and why Miller Beach might need its own line of retro snacks. Don’t miss it!

💩 Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—because everyone loves a good bathroom story. Stay Cool! 🚽✨

• (00:45) - The Big Dump Debate
• (01:42) - Welcome Back to Madhouse
• (04:01) - Poop Protocol at Work
• (05:47) - Public Dump Stories
• (10:40) - The Bathroom Chronicles
• (11:53) - Healthcare Cart and Luigi's Revenge
• (13:59) - Airport Bathroom Privacy
• (17:11) - Just the Tip Party Recap
• (19:04) - False Dawn and Hangovers
• (21:47) - French Toast Crunch Discovery
• (23:20) - A Shitty Episode Wrap-Up

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts – because looking cool has never been easier (or funnier).

This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig.

🌐 First, we’re traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, we’re reliving the wild west of cyberspace – where every "You've Got Mail" felt like a gift from the internet gods.

🎉 Next, the story of a dog at a rave takes center stage. This furry partygoer had the time of their life under the strobe lights, but hold onto your glow sticks because the ending to this tale is guaranteed to catch you off guard. Let's just say, it’s not your typical “fetch” story.

🐹 Finally, we dive into the strange and mysterious world of guinea pigs and the Pancake brothers. Why were they not allowed to have pets? 

🎙️ And don’t miss the featured clip from Deez Nutz, Jerry Pancake’s comedy album that has the internet buzzing. If you haven’t heard it yet, what are you even doing with your life?

As always, thank you for listening! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and head to SoCoolShirts.com for the coolest designs this side of the internet.

Stay tuned for next week’s antics – assuming Jerry doesn’t get lost in the AOL archives or Josh doesn’t try to resurrect the guinea pig.

Stay Cool – JP

• (00:22) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio
• (00:52) - Internet Days and Guinea Pigs
• (02:46) - The Legend of Jerry Pancake
• (08:12) - A Dog's Misadventure
• (16:38) - The Rumble on Rush
• (17:54) - Growing Up with Pets
• (23:18) - The Ghost of the Guinea Pig
• (26:05) - Closing Thoughts and Thanks

On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds.

Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twists—think wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tangent about Bill Cosby and Doobie Brothers theology. Plus, Jerry Pancake gives us his trademark musings about parenting in the '70s, local swinger culture, and the eternal question: "What would Jesus play on his soundtrack?"

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• Intro: "Jesus Is Just Alright" by The Doobie Brothers
• Ad Breaks: Custom jingles from Chad's Shack of Crap
• Outro: A very Creed-inspired moment from Jerry Pancake himself

✨ Special Thanks:

• SoCool Shirts, where you can "shop local and be vocal" with designs as unique as this show.
• All In Jest Trivia, happening at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Join us for the Blackest Friday Trivia Night!
• Chad's Shack of Crap: "Because sometimes the best gift is almost the real thing."

🎧 Tune In Next Week:
The Madhouse takes a walk on the wild side with an episode all about pets, admissions of guilt, and how Jerry Pancake learned not to trust goats.

Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review! Your support keeps the Madhouse spinning.

Stay Cool—JP & the Madhouse Team

• (00:22) - Morning Madhouse Introduction
• (01:33) - Meet Our Special Guest
• (02:14) - Swingers and Local Lore
• (03:28) - Podcast Origins Revealed
• (04:54) - Radio Talk and Personalities
• (07:38) - The Jesus Station Announcement
• (10:43) - Holiday Shopping Tips
• (11:55) - Trivia Night Invitation
• (17:17) - Black Friday Trivia Details
• (19:50) - Wrapping Up with Fun
• (21:39) - Bill Cosby and Dark Humor
• (25:23) - Closing Reflections on Radio

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we’re diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end.

This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, who’s here to shed light on the untold, scandalous stories of Gary’s past. Will she be able to keep Josh Scramble and Jerry Pancake on track? We’ll see!

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• IBY by DJ B-Duke
• Amish Paradise by “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Moons over My Hammy by our very own Jerry Pancake

Check out - Our Gary Stories for more info on Gary's scandalous past! It is an amazing site! 

Tune in for a mix of history, humor, and a touch of the outrageous—just the way we like it in Miller Beach. Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review to help more folks discover the Madhouse!

Stay Cool, and remember… sometimes, history dances on the edge.

Thank You's:

• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next week—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

• (00:34) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio
• (01:07) - The Wild Story of William Fulton
• (02:35) - Meet Our True Crime Detective
• (07:37) - The Jazz Age's Corruption
• (09:56) - The Mysterious Death of Fulton
• (13:16) - Generational Connections to Gary's Past
• (19:08) - The Titanic and Submarine Comparisons
• (21:44) - Thanks for Joining Us!

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! 

Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe questioning your own life choices).

But first, we want to give a HUGE thank you to our amazing listeners. Your support, ratings, and laughs keep this madhouse alive, so don’t forget to hit that rate button on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! And if you’re interested in sponsoring our madness, reach out to us at contact@socoolshirts.com.

Music & Extras:

• Intro Music: We kick things off with IamDaylight by Funky Cat to set the tone.
• Chad GPT Ad: The world’s first "gay-I, not AI," ready to help in more ways than one.
• Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel Ad: Catering to your every…mechanical need.
• Transitions: We groove along with Ru Paul’s You Better Work and Pat Travers’ Smokin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ Cocaine for that extra punch.
• Outro Song: Closing with Arlo Guthrie’s City of New Orleans, Tic Tac Toe, and the SoCool exclusive So You Wanna F** a Sex Bot* by Jerry Pancake.

Special Thanks: 

Special thanks to SoCoolShirts.com, Chad GPT, Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel, and all of our incredible listeners for keeping this show on the rails—or as close as we can get! And don’t forget, All in Jest Trivia is coming up at the Marshall J. Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving. Mark your calendars for a post-turkey trivia throwdown you won’t want to miss!

And finally, stay tuned at the end for a Behind the Music moment with Chuck Roundsteak, a blast from Josh Scramble’s past, revealing some…creative liberties he took with his resume a decade ago.

• (00:24) - Welcome to Miller Mornings U
• (02:17) - Weird Beach Encounters
• (06:27) - Throuples and Relationships
• (09:25) - Introducing Chad GPT
• (11:48) - Listener Shoutout
• (17:48) - So Cool Shirts Promo
• (19:06) - Johnny Five's Robot Brothel
• (21:13) - Closing Remarks and Teasers

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com and Hair BNB

We’re back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this one’s all about Just the Tip(s). We’re serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantix—because who doesn’t love a little awkward humor?

But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners for your support. Your love, your laughs, and your ratings are what keep this madhouse going. Don’t forget to rate us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—and if you’re looking to sponsor the show, hit us up at contact@socoolshirts.com. We’d love to hear from you!

Music & Extras:

• Intro Music: Clap to the Disco by Yarin Primak kicks off the madness.
• Hair BNB Commercial: Featuring Hair by The Cowsills, because fabulous hair is just a rental away.
• Transitions: We keep it groovy with Whatever You Like by Messwave.
• Outro Song: Close out the episode with Moons Over My Hammy by Bill Harrison, written by none other than Jerry Pancake.

Thank You's:

• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next week—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

In this episode:

• We dive into the wild story of Jerry Clemons, who recently got hacked and is now scrambling to fix his life. But don’t worry—he’s still set to play Flamingo on Wednesday, 10/9, alongside Chad Burton. Will he rise above the digital chaos or get hacked again before his set?
• Jerry and Josh open up the email inbox for fan suggestions on new show characters. Let’s just say... you guys didn’t disappoint. If you’ve ever wanted to have a hand in creating the madhouse, now’s your chance.
• Jen Porkbelly-Hamhock takes on the role of weather forecaster this week. Between her four divorces and her expert predictions, we’re not sure which storm will hit harder—the weather or her love life.

Commercials for:

• SoCool Shirts—Home of the coolest and most questionable t-shirts. When your wardrobe needs a little more chaos, hit up SoCool Shirts for some fresh gear.
• Sledgehammer Law—When life hits you like a hack, let Sledgehammer Law smash back. For all your legal needs, especially the ones you never saw coming.

Musical Highlights:

• Intro Music: "Cool My Bass" by Balloon Planet
• Outro Music: Walkin' the Dog (Cover) as performed live by Nick Danger: Jerry Clemons & Chad Burton — Check it out on YouTube
• Will it Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston - Transition
• Island Girl - Elton John - Transition

Show Notes:

• In this episode, we follow the chaos that is Jerry Clemons trying to recover from getting his persona hacked. Despite the digital drama, he’s still gearing up to play at Flamingo on 10/9, so catch him and the Nick Danger Band.
• Fans of the show get their chance to shine as Jerry and Josh read out their character suggestions from the madhouse email inbox. Let’s just say, things got weird email the show at contact@socoolshirts.com. 
• Weather is brought to you by none other than Jenny Porkbelly-Hamhock. Expect some stormy forecasts...and we’re not just talking about the weather. Stacy Sizzle is also floated as a replacement for Miss Hamhock. 
• A huge thanks to SoCool Shirts, Sledgehammer Law, and Romantix for their continued support. 
• A special shoutout to the Marshall J. Gardner Center for hosting the great events at All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble and the Miller Community Theatre. Big thanks as well to the MBACD for making these events possible and supporting the community.
• Tune in next Sunday for another episode—if Jerry Clemons doesn’t get hacked again, and we’re not too hungover to hit record!

• (00:20) - Welcome to Miller Hall of Shame
• (01:41) - The Saga of Jerry Clemens
• (10:56) - Miller Burnout Syndrome
• (13:00) - Weather Report with Jenny
• (19:19) - Introducing New Characters
• (20:27) - Closing Thoughts and Announcements

In this episode:

• Jerry Pancake shares his unbelievable story of how he forgot 9/11. Yep, you heard that right. Only Jerry could turn a day of national memory into something... well, you have to hear it to believe it.
• Then there’s Little Billy Nailer, the poor kid who got sucked up by a twister in Kendallville, Indiana, back in 1968. Trust us, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll wonder how anyone could find humor in this whirlwind of a story.
• And who could forget Hairless Hezakah, the man, the myth, the (hairless) legend. Honestly, we're still recovering from this one.

Thanks to Our Sponsers:

• Two Time Tony’s F**k Sheds—If you need a shed (or, you know, something more questionable), Tony’s got you covered.
• SoCool Shirts—The place to get t-shirts cool enough to survive the madness of Miller Morning Madhouse. Shop now and grab something questionable yet stylish!
• All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble—Join Josh at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for trivia nights that are as wild as this show. The questions might stump you, but the fun is guaranteed!
• Miller Community Theatre—Also at the Marshall J. Gardner Center, the local talent puts on shows that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question reality (kind of like this podcast). Big thanks to the MBACD for hosting these great events!

Musical Highlights:

• Messwave - "Whatever You Like"
• Rex Banner - "Run The Place"
• Van Halen - "Humans Being"
• Thomas Newman - "The Whistlestop Cafe"
• Weird Al Yankovic - "Amish Paradise"
• Captain Joz - "Tik Tac Toe"
• Bill Harrison - "Moons Over My Hammy"

Show Notes:

• Miller Morning Madhouse is Miller Beach’s most unpredictable and hilarious morning show, where local legends and absurd stories collide.
• In this episode, you’ll get to know the infamous tale of Jerry Pancake forgetting 9/11, hear about Little Billy Nailer’s tragic but laugh-out-loud encounter with a twister, and meet the enigma that is Hairless Hezakah.
• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Two Time Tony's FCk Sheds*, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next Sunday morning—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

Please contact us at Contact us at 219-200-4280 or Contact@SoCoolShirts.com if you'd like to advertise on the show (Yes, we will give you a REAL commercial.)

This madhouse has everything:

• Fuck Sheds (yes, that’s a thing).
• Little Billy Nailer—the kid who got sucked up by a twister and lived to tell the tale.
• Getting over 9/11 because I forgot—you won’t believe where this conversation goes.
• And, of course, Stories of Old Mrs. Johnson’s handiwork at her bed and breakfast—which are as strange as they are legendary.

As if that wasn’t enough, it’s rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (don’t ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts.

Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldn’t do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and we’re so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness.

Stay cool, Miller Beach!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan Pool Party. Songs from Oingo Boingo, Montrose, White Bones, and DJ Mayson. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Songs from Freddie King, Duice, and EbnOzn. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

hank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We have a new original song called 'Moons Over My Hammy' by Producer Bill, Lyrics by Pancake, from the upcoming comedy EP of the same name. The gang also auditions for a potential sponsor -  Ballsy Mens Products.

We have songs from INXS, and Producer Bill on this, sponsored hopefully by Ballsy, Omaha Steaks, and Three Teats Milking Company.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Music from Juice Newton and Michigan Rattlers.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Robin discusses how he now has Jesus in his heart, and maybe blind people are the largest group spreading the 'Wuhan Flu' as he's calling it. Pancake is riddled with anxiety and is just not leaving his house because he's terrified, which apparently also affects his joke delivery. Yolo has some theories about Ibuprofen and jokes about Trump supporters.

Songs by The Police, and Manfred Mann. Sponsored by Jerusalem Jewelry and Omaha Steaks.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Thank you for listening! Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Songs from Outcast, Lil Nas X, and The Charlie Daniels Band.

Sponsored by The Ole' Slut Bar in Nagsusugat, Maine. 

If you haven't listened or bought the Comedy Album - Deez Nutz - what's wrong with you? 

It's sweeping the nation and Sexy Oldsmobiles is almost a Gold Record!!

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to every episode.

I (Pancake) also want to thank my very talented friends Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo, and Bill Harrison, for seeing my vision and always blindly participating even when they don't have any idea where my sick mind will lead them. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

If you haven't listened or bought the Comedy Album - Deez Nutz - what's wrong with you? 

It's sweeping the nation and Sexy Oldsmobiles is almost a Gold Record!!

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to every episode.

I (Pancake) also want to thank my very talented friends Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo, and Bill Harrison, for seeing my vision and always blindly participating even when they don't have any idea where my sick mind will lead them. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

If you haven't bought any Christmas presents, consider buying Deez Nutz for friends and family. It's a full Comedy EP in the tradition of Adam Sandler, and has some already hit tracks such as the old school CB trope - Ass Bandit, and original song 'Sexy Oldsmobiles' - All written and produced by the SoCool Podcast crew, and produced by Bill Harrison at Stonebridge Studio.

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to every episode.

I (Pancake) also want to thank my very talented friends Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo, and Bill Harrison, for seeing my vision and always blindly participating even when they don't have any idea where my sick mind will lead them. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

If you leave a review of the SoCool Podcast, you can get a free download, just go to Apple Podcasts on your iPhone or on the web here - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-socool-podcast/id1454117104 and leave a rating and a review, and share it with us on Facebook, and we will send you a code to get the new album free!

We also do a Fishbowl on this one, for guess what? The 1977 Epic - Smokey and The Bandit, featuring an alive Burt Reynolds, a sexy Sally Field, and an abusive Jackie Gleason. 

Songs by Jerry Reed, and brought to you by Flaming Yon's Drag Review. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Pancake has a very specific person he wants to be 'When He Grows Up', shocker - 'It's Mister Rogers', and Christopher Robin hides who he really wants to be. Yolo has a sexy Barbie house with orgies. 

Songs from Styx, Daft Punk, and Mister Rogers. 

This episode is brought to you by Johnny Five's Robot Brothel. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

On the B side the trio reboots a segment from last season, now dubbed, 'You've Got the Look', with a twist - the celebrity look alike has to be a cartoon, or the opposite sex. Christopher Robin becomes Bob from Bob's Burgers; Pancake morphs into Daniel Son's mom from the Karate Kid, and Yolo is Dirty Dora the Clitoris Explorer. 

This episode is brought to you by The Gecko Gym - They get you hard. 

Songs from Revenge, and Bone Symphony.

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Christopher Robin and I do a Fishbowl of The Blues Brothers, which my Dad was an extra in; about 10 hours before he died. This was a really tough episode for me to get through, but it's a tribute to my father, and I hope somewhere that he's listening. 

I love you Dad. I hope you are hanging out with Belushi and talking about old times. 

Songs from The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Booker T and The MG's, and James Brown. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

On the B side, Yolo Monte Cristo joins Pancake and Robin for a new bit called, 'Back to The Grinder', the crew discusses their experiences with online dating and read from potential mates profiles on dating sites. Pancake talks about his wife, Jen Pancake, and how they met on OK Cupid.

This episode is sponsored by Jasmine Dong Washing Detergent, with songs from The Go-Go's, an Original from Bill Harrison, The Cars, and Jackson Browne. 

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Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

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The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

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On the B side, the boys tackle another gay Tom Cruise movie, 1988's Worst Picture, Cocktail, and Pancake suspects that there might be some issues with the new computer system after someone (Robin) spills Chardonnay on it. 

This episode is sponsored by Tweaky McGee Auto Tint, with songs from The Fabulous Thunderbirds and The Beach Boys. 

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Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

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This episode is sponsored by Ku Klux Clams, with music by Van Halen and The Charlie Daniels Band.  

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Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

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Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

This episode is sponsored by Pubes Family farms, and has music from Kenny Loggins and Harold Faltermeyer.  

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

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The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

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The SoCool Podcast is performed and written by: Jerry Pancake, Christopher Robin, and Yolo Monte Cristo. Extra Special thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for producing this season!

Betten Chevrolet, Cords & Swords, Mike T's, El Duce's, Jimmy's Chicago Heights, Steely Dan's Pawn Shop, Ass Cream, and Sledgehammer Steinberg Law are all in this special collection! If you haven't listened to our first full 8 Episodes please subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

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Christopher Robin has gone silent, and is reportedly working on some top-secret project with Yolo Monte Cristo, who leaked that to me. 

Check out this new segment I'm floating called, 'Pancake in The Movies', this one is the last scene from Paul Newman and Tom Cruise's 'Color of Money' with me playing the Tom Cruise part. 

Pancake's partnership with Slash ends badly, but he does score an advertiser. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

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The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

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The boys do their classic fishbowl bit for the 1977 Blockbuster Star Wars - A New Hope. Robin questions the integrity of Pancake and the Fishbowl, and threatens legal action. 

This episode is classically scored by the Star Wars - A New Hope Soundtrack by John Williams. 

The SoCool Podcast will be going on hiatus for a brief period so Pancake can rejoin his Steely Dan/Van Halen cover band - Van Dan (formerly Dan Halen), and Robin plans to meet with Attorney Pete 'SledgeHammer' Steinberg, then take off on his annual trip to Rio De Janeiro to act in a reboot of the 1984 movie Blame it on Rio. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

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On the B Side, the boys are prodded into telling their own Fake ID stories, which came way before the movie Superbad and the rise of McLovin.

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Songs from Van Halen, EG Daily, and Howard Jones.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

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Songs from Motley Crue, Lil Pump, and The Bangels.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

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Done in the style of 1980's Talk Radio -- think 105.9 WCKG and 97.9 The Loop; the SoCool Podcast is two forty something guys trying to stay relevant. Nostalgic Generation X Comedy, Movies, and Video Games. More Gen X than hipster Millennial the SoCool guys will take you down a wormhole you won't soon forget! We tell the stories of our youth through funny commercials, sketches, and bits. Pancake and Robin have been dubbed 'Sexiest Gen X Men' by US Magazine for 7 years running. Our epic lack of research will amaze you, as we do it all from our foggy memories.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

We have two new sponsers - El Duche's Otherworldly Counseling, and Ass Cream. 

Pancake presses his luck with a Mama's Family joke that maybe goes off the rails. 

Sexy Kids, and songs from Van Halen and El Debarge? 

We also have a whole new old school way to interact with the show - leave us a voicemail or sext us at 708-928-5015 - tell us how cool we are and we might use your voice on a future show!

Thank you all for listening!

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

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Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.