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We'll Take 3 Elephants

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 14:00:00 -0400

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing.

The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies to combat poaching. Honestly if your giving away Elephants we'll take 3!

Cambodian President outlaws musical car horns because he saw a video on the internets that showed kids dancing to them, no one let this guy know about car radios or driving in Cambodia will be accompanied by only the sounds of the wind a blowing.

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The Nuduelist and The Missing Brain

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 18:19:00 -0400

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain.

A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skins) each battling with specifically spiked clubs. Even though this fight took place in front of witnesses and people were filming this no reports or charges have been filed.

An AL man died in prison and his family is trying to figure out why he was returned with no brain...but to make it even worse he was missing all of his organs.

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Is It AI News?!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 23:07:58 -0400

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the news goes feudal with both stories involving ancient Japanese warriors, well one involved a "samurai sword" and the other involved "ninja-like people":

In Vancouver WA a man is arrested for threatening people in Walmart with a samurai sword, that's pretty much all the story told us; the craziest thing to come out of this story is that we still after (not exhaustive but a decent amount of) research we still have no idea if this story is real or not because the story was so short and lacked any substance on any "legitimate" (cough* Fox News cough*) News Source and the better written more detailed source was literally NEWS GPT!!! So what came first the Fox Story or the AI Story...honestly we don't know.

GA is arrested for firing 127 ROUNDS at a store, shooting at "ninja-like" people, and hitting nothing but inanimate objects. We know that sounds (not even vaguely but very) racist on first listen, but we've reached a couple of options as to what happened. 1: This man was playing a real-life prop hunt and didn't win. 2: He stole a motorcycle and really hated the guy he was robbing so he really really really shot up the place. 3: This man is basically John Wick, he was actually being attacked by ninjas sent by a secret underground criminal syndicate and he did kill a bunch of them but the super-elite syndicate cleaned up the bodies before the cops got there (honestly think about how crazy John Wick would sound if he got arrested and tried to explain what he was doing). 4: Meth! All equally plausible.

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Walmart Sword Battles (AI or Not AI That is the Question) / FOX12:

It was them damn Ninjas / MDJ Online:

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Batteries Don't Belong in There!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 22:16:29 -0500

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with an apparent biblical smiting and end on a good old-fashioned Rum Runnas brand story involving stuff being inserted into a part of the body it doesn't belong. Stories this week include:

A football player in Indonesia is struck by lightning and killed in the middle of the game. This is why you should definitely never play sports during a rain storm, but we honestly don't know the odds that this would happen with the sheer amount of taller and most likely metal objects that are all around sports stadiums how did a lightning bolt pick one player out. This is one of the few instances where the chance of a higher power might be real...and apparently, they bet on the opposing team.

An AUS man is in the hospital after attempting to get sexual gratification by shoving 3 (YES 3) batteries into his PENIS!!! We'll let the wave of pain fade from the male audience. We don't know why he did it or how he planned on getting it out, but this man shoved 3 BATTERIES IN HIS PENIS and then waited a whole 24 hours to go to the hospital! And then his penis started DYING!!!! Some people don't deserve to have a penis and the doctors agreed with that sentiment.

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Swans v. Catapults

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 23 Feb 2024 17:27:20 -0500

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with a complete misunderstanding and end on a violent story that they don't know how to feel about. From UK people using weird words and making us think there is a war on birds with medieval weapons to a CO man "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger and all our thoughts on how it's alleged. Stories this week include:

In the UK Swans are under attack in a Swan Sanctuary, now 4 swans are dead and the method of death is a catapult. As two schmucks from America when we hear catapult we think medieval siege engines! Apparently, that's not what the UK thinks of when they hear catapults they think a freaking slingshot. We were disappointed with the twist but that didn't stop us from coming up with a slew of alternate theories of how 'swan attacks can leave 4 dead by catapult'.

In CO a man is in trouble for "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger, we didn't read any of the article before immediately building an elaborate tale of a young partner's hatred for his old backward-thinking partner with a penchant for unnecessary violence. In a world where you are that hated by your partner who truly would believe you didn't cut off your own finger? In the end, we discovered more but not enough info and have a few theories: 1: The guy really was a D-Bag and bit off the cop's finger 2: He was attacked by ninjas 3: he was possessed by a ghost like from the movie Fallen 4: This cop sucks and he cut off his own finger by uppercutting the man and hammer-fisting while his finger was in his mouth 5: The cop is entrapping this man and cut off his finger to sell it 6: It's meth! All Equally Plausible!

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UK v Swans but with Catapults / BBC:

How did he maybe bite off a finger / KQRE:

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Bathroom Talk

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 16 Feb 2024 18:54:47 -0500

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys dive deep into some bathroom-heavy stories; between a Chinese Chess Scandal that had bathtub poop to a Floridaman covered in excrement from an exploding toilet, topped off with a good deal of anger toward fast food places and our pleas to bring back all the good stuff you got rid of. Stories this week include:

In the world of Chinese Chess, the new tournament champion is in some hot water, now being stripped of his win after partying to celebrate and taking a poop in the bathtub that in some way that is not detailed damaged the bathtub. That isn't even the end of their problems after accusations of more anal bead cheating rocks the chess world.

Floridaman visits his local Dunkin and instead of coffee and donuts, he found himself walking out covered in poop and piss! Now he's suing and honestly, the amount he's asking for is too low cause being covered in excrement after a toilet explodes and the employees know it was an issue is so icky yucky gross this dude needs a million dollars.

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More Chess Sex Toy Cheating this Time With Poop / SBNation:

He’s not Wrong He’s Filthy / Click Orlando:

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Sex Sounds Bust Robber

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 09 Feb 2024 19:47:35 -0500

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. With their fair share of tangents; speaking of that who's down to invest in a house built inside of a barn let us know if you're in after you hear the pitch. This week we talk about:

Firefighters in OK were having a hard time putting out a house fire due to the recent unseasonably cold weather, if that wasn't bad enough they kept running into venomous snakes all throughout the house!

2 St Louis men robbed a local foot locker at gun point and fled, they would have maybe gotten away with it too if it weren't for one of the men's overwhelming need to blast porn and take care of business in a stolen car parked in Waffle House Parking Lot. There aren't many rules at Waffle House but that's one of them.

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How are these connected / 2 News OK:

He was “Busted” alright / Riverfront Times:

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Death by Butt Soap

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 15 Jan 2024 20:36:31 -0500

The Boys are back talking about all the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest clickbait news stories from all over the internet. This week we go in hard on two crazy clickbait stories to catch up from our end-of-year break. This week we talk about:

A real piece of garbage PA field hockey coach who was on the run for doing terrible things that I won't even repeat gets his just desserts after running to CO and becoming a farm hand, karma finally caught him and he was crushed to death in a lawnmower crash...and we were introduced to the world's greatest coroner, Sandy!

A Chicago man who has been in prison for the past 12 years for a murder they didn't commit is finally released after discovering that the key eyewitness is blind...honestly, we don't know if they were blind at the time of witnessing it was weirdly vague about it. Also, Kyle doesn't know what a diplomat is, and somehow that led to death by butt soap!

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Justice is a Dish Best Served Crushed / Penn Live:

Justice is Blind But the Eye Witness Shouldn't Be / BBC:

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Oh No, Dog Ate Me Bollocks!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 13:30:00 -0500

It's 2024 and the Boys are Back! New Year New Season, even though we don't actually have seasons and we never really tell you they're happening...But we're back! Jarred and Kyle return to reading all the weirdest and funniest news stories with the most questionable headlines they can find online and for our return episode, we're starting off strong:

OH man finds a crackpipe in his McDonald's order. Was it theirs, was it his, we don't know the times and information was weird and they didn't focus much on the crack, what we do know is this McDonald's had way too much construction debris to reopen like nothing happened!

UK man has his balls bitten off by an XL Bully! We subscribe to the thought process that there aren't bad dogs just bad owners and England with all the hate and the now official ban of the XL Bully, this is probably your fault. If you love your dogs, prove it!

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Only Cry for Strangers

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also discovered a new hilarious mental image, picture an Alpaca wool wig...you're welcome), Jack in the Box employee shoots at a Family with a whole child in the back and another child on the way over a Curly Fry argument (I didn't know Jack in the Box curly fries were on that level), and lastly an Officiant for some reason that we couldn't figure out decided the best way to get everyone's attention at a wedding was to fire a gun well guess what it didn't go well and he shot a kid (we don't know if they finished the wedding because let's be honest weddings are expensive and it's not that kids day it's the couples and they shouldn't make it about the shot kid). Also, Kyle explains the reasoning why you should only ever cry in front of Strangers, that's a rule now make sure you follow it!

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Jack in the Box Claps Back / WESH:

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Nude Mortal Kombat

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 22:48:02 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Kombat quips), another man arrested for hitting people with food (honestly does no one appreciate food fights anymore), and the now infamous diarrhea plane. All this plus a breakdown of what candy we'd eat out of someone's butt and our breakdown of how sex is actually really gross when you think about it.

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Yoga Mass Murder / BBC:

Naked Mortal Kombat / KDVR:

https://kdvr.com/news/local/naked-man-enters-2-edgewater-homes-fights-with-homeowners/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR22kuehep7N-e26oA1vaP8Du34-QLErK9edyk0QpVR2C3wd4whx2sTnHVU_aem_ARFBW5c23v8J4rdQUiBNMml4J8GwE_zhLsBSGakf582HPRi_iD-9NUEWPYwq4FDl9Mg&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Another Food Fight / WFLA:

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/lakeland-man-arrested-for-snickers-bar-battery/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3h6aodghHlIuCrU0SHiTKzSdmFVNp9BJX5gPys9URVJ4tN4KKJpzznTvw_aem_ARHDut28zdMARtsYlK4jp-cVB4radyU7-oA5kSP29LOPyWwOnLjZJWpxS5wICzAup28&mibextid=S66gvF

Diarrhea Plane / Futurism:

https://futurism.com/passenger-diarrhea-plane

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Stripper Barbie Does Kids Parties

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after purposely clogging a toilet at a local Papa Bees (These women chose violence that night)!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

This Barbie Undresses Herself / Today:

Who is this guy Carmen San Diego / The Messenger:

https://themessenger.com/news/georgia-man-arrested-for-stealing-his-neighbors-entire-front-porch?fbclid=IwAR1hYF638H-fcjyfL8_B5P9KePFaoZpp5aAgmqwOXL0BD3xhwy5m0yP2arc_aem_AXwyOEXP1BnQwdwPvEvWImT29hZROFr7BDeFSyqNtFbJFsp4ol4yErvFY4kD9WWYIww&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Don’t ever ask this man to a dance / East Idaho News:

https://www.eastidahonews.com/2023/08/man-reportedly-threatens-teens-with-gun-after-homecoming-dance-proposal-goes-wrong/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28ErVvGEe_jIiqacInlmYFmfcM4XnZWtdjRaVj9ojWPizgMPOMI2U-3oY_aem_AXyUU4kBp68GOioA7zjKdF1LWufPVBTKT6r4zb_1i20rFc765x3LoHex7234Mu1KY-Q&mibextid=S66gvF

I'm a be I'm a be I'm be fighting at Papa Bees / WFLA:

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/clogged-toilet-at-florida-wing-joint-leads-to-5-arrests/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1jo_Q_bLWcToH9xzv_k_LXpSQx2M6BTonWGcc-F3LIXVKQqijBtlcjCrE_aem_AXwdytlHOs_VtUZf42iBX9Thu1iS8Fk70ooS8dwBy9T27Iw5i8T2RAiib_Qj2OszLW0&mibextid=S66gvF

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Manatee Bangs his Bro to Death

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 14 Aug 2023 15:30:00 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have zero chill and will just show off anything), The success of the Barbie movie is making Barbie themed coffins boom in popularity (which raises a lot of feelings about the commercialization of Death), NC man crashes into a mobile home with his truck and is shot twice (oh yeah he was naked this entire time), and lastly FL aquarium has 2 brother manatees that kept having sex with each other and it was so much that one of the brother's literally banged his brother to death!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Where was he gonna go / CBS:

Is this lion / Express:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1798249/Chinese-zoo-fake-lion-golden-retriever?fbclid=IwAR3hvRo2QqPl_HYjqfLwYpXH6KwBqGk-gou-B8B2nfK5acGpzInfAepTKAA_aem_AdLVKu83D1azLLLvabwwudHILaxqgGKwLkDQ7_3O3Q6SKLPK0j-v50d60J_vptfNlwo&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye4uqvhy978solt95

Hi I’m Deceased Barbie / Express:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1798295/barbie-themed-coffins?fbclid=IwAR2nbRhh4eUqWmk8bRpdOO2yqt8o0Uv-Bqw23H7Hl2iT1PubDqeoNktXhFA_aem_AdJ01hdJWAf170bh335k8d-2bjCx2mLRD5-VvxzLTQxLerbq09ucSAtsKtMmDEzskfA&mibextid=S66gvF

Was he shot for the crash or the naked / WBTV:

https://www.wbtv.com/2023/07/31/naked-man-shot-twice-after-crashing-pickup-through-mobile-home/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3cwXZ2qF7Fepk77_FpdTF_i2KQ9HX1hstQivpNQgZLxfGK8E-aNSTXxw8_aem_AdLU4PfRTged8s17VMLDqEmEhh2BWwehndIUxZ91cyve3Si9O3eB7ebLa5Sq6290SBw&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye7yusinorp1qp7wn

WTF Manatees / NBC:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713?fbclid=IwAR07uqsDpLFJPCRBWvobIZU3UokVTSiuYUGEOOWZO67q0rBV8n6a1aFbwkE_aem_AdKnE1QAs3fPPU8YbOHZhvEULUAVmTzw0MmadPUdwQ2h_uG41Mtl8LOHHtRTNa2cDFQ&mibextid=S66gvF

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The Soup and Sandwich Debate

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 21:32:05 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face printed on it (side note: if we all went on strike for paying for groceries until food prices were reasonable again, I don't think they could stop us. Just some food for thought), Quincy man is arrested with is genitals exposed near horses...again (if we've said it once we've said it 100 times "You can say whatever you want about a Horse Fucker), and a UT man beats a friend to death with a can of soup my guess is it was Campbell's Chunky but honestly this was only vaguely discussed it sparked a debate about sandwiches with soup.

Are you Team Jarred: PB&J is delicious with Chicken Noodle Soup or Team Kyle and PB&J should never be eaten with soup and honestly Grilled Cheese is the only acceptable accompanying sandwich with almost any soup. (We're in agreement on Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Aggressive Potassium Distribution / WFMZ:

Face Cake Thief / Local 21:

https://local21news.com/newsletter-daily/lancaster-man-arrested-for-stealing-three-cakes-with-his-face-printed-on-them-bakery-weis-markets-daquai-jackson-millersville-pastry?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3SnAr4EJ5fM2fAlplP_CKMk3CkwvY6t3seLrXruQOA0zihi8ClWhBOn4s_aem_AXMrj15vI_-7MIL9gAdGKraQaSWAuhbiXiusM720d_D-00F6w1eafUecXatMkdwbgic&mibextid=S66gvF

We Can Say What We Want About This Guy / KHQA:

https://khqa.com/news/local/police-quincy-man-with-genitals-exposed-near-horses-arrested-again?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2xg5jDQUT6wef6C1RaTffgkCBxhaBJLSwE_baxx-KCf4FLL7ETCyZkXrk_aem_AXP0BGh4TkiZUbZF4HjDYXmW7JDLMuDKPv1BnE4hwAzf2e3eIh0TI2wngabc8N20GCc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Bet it was Chunky / SLTRIB:

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2023/07/25/utah-man-reportedly-beats-his/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2IrWlyHXqEwSQI0svnujEf4x7MFIeJ78mTJuXOh7SdeEvXDdWPZh696cQ_aem_AXPenUibzSfuYOx7IVE1DVZoSex6C5YGiBe9MyzJNf6ABRBI89t3uGPb00IFkF8iWlY&mibextid=S66gvF

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Gladiator Whales

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Tue, 01 Aug 2023 12:30:20 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A comes to an explosive end when the climate denying host gets into an argument with another guest screams "I'M FARTING" and lets one rip (all this while the presidential hopeful onlooks in horror), and a Cruise line apologizes for traumatizing their guests after pulling up to port at the same time as the locals yearly Whale Extermination Day leaving guests to witness 78 whales being murdered (but we've decided were going and were gonna hunt the whales from the backs of whales making the ultimate killer whale "Gladiator Whales"). Also, would you guys watch a Disney movie about two princes that befriend lions and hyenas respectively, and then get into a West Side Story rumble and in the end have to broker a peace between the two? Because we think that idea is awesome.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

This is a Legit Grift / Daily Voice:

Floridaman "Joker gets caught like the clown he is" / CBS:

https://cbs12.com/news/local/albert-lee-gardner-the-joker-arrested-cuts-off-gps-tracker-overdoses-survives-narcan-hernando-county-sheriff-office-florida-07-17-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1W508nUIxV0P3gpdCfToy1zMAcyg9ThtV64mu5LjnYqTtEIKV-2hChEPU_aem_AT4_44hOPwL057a1i-GqoiU5uJhtLOGB7Lvko66-HNxKRXU7N7fB2OSisnYCK0PChg8&mibextid=S66gvF

"I'M FARTING!"/ Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-on-issues-natural-gas-climate-crisis-b2375325.html?mibextid=S66gvF

It's Whale Season / ABC:

https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543&fbclid=IwAR2UjiRmk9OvcG8ctFC7lstRMEDR1EE93M1ukm0TlS2OGQR-rUDF9ek8Weo_aem_AT61D5w2CIXRmP9q-vXc76bXKn9e7-lvz9-QSnf_4J5TNz0685VE4OQ5Ksky_52VkIo&mibextid=S66gvF

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Meth.S.G

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the park with a sword then orders help at a Starbucks drivethru (nothing good happens at parks at 1:30am), and a man is arrested after taking an Uber to sell 25lbs of Meth (and did you know you can make more selling Meth than selling Quarter Pounders).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Emojis = Law / CNN:

Meth.S.G / WSBTV:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1EGqs4KQUz33l_AmLibqgzxJC2DNpW356KDS_mzbpXfOEyGipzpicFdrk_aem_AQn76YsMfqnTRP9VLjw_do0rC8YLL_Gh0y4WTCnTMZU3K1hBvhgSwGArnUdwoDuFAHg&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Made her a Convertible / FOX News:

https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/woman-scalped-with-sword-at-park/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2nkajFhVbDxJkXjtltFDlJymi0UxJUgkICpjuCYESiP8XVLs2vUHm1-QU_aem_AQnf-slL6XUB4A5NSqOKKmRDXNJh0VBMq3UWNq5rnFJ5f5MtaPPRO7lJ0vrx9k0Xz5g&mibextid=DcJ9fc

5 Star Drug Mule / WMUR:

https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-meth-federal-charges-71123/44510028?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1UAtzlmo-By2wylSbPl8o42AwhE3UNTPt5NyiKlpUneMk8MXj7Lct14CE_aem_AQnWxEQOD5gasoAtJWG2yCO-cWlb8TWG57TRJa08jzEQRzfJGJJEybuwk5bhGYWK8Vo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Passionate Tree Lover

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 19:24:58 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

He was home the whole time / ABC:

How fast was this forklift / CBS:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/forklift-stolen-woman-killed-hit-and-run-maryland/?fbclid=IwAR1OlCoeBwAJg_G3NovymxEoPTRc2DqxlYHJt-7ofpZs5BoTNAkJcrqAIYw_aem_AQiLdGQzTxAhxoNOcYLBru2MBWNEbQTwWWSWHEot6vQmp213udIFkx3portX_b8LZP0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lju7o4h7pwm6ad3nhy

The most Florida, Floridaboy / Orlando Weekly:

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/young-florida-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-using-baby-gator-to-shotgun-a-twisted-tea-34520643?fbclid=IwAR1_XTnRXDgDSpye6Ac9ZBnQ4GecCUU-Cd7MVxF22fH28PIQzDeyMr7p8IE_aem_AQhql5YJM11a3xvWfbvG1uGQhEIeqZBzWOifqKBZv7fOvz7nSg9b-_-9_1j-r_XFB6g&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Don't Yuck His Yum / NY Post:

https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/man-busted-having-passionate-sex-with-tree-in-busy-uk-park/?fbclid=IwAR0tWSeV3hvDbCVab3Ha1LUfwXc4AlpLElOcEKBiBeGUzb7CU4Kz4rCwUTE_aem_AQgoUL_Egt8BESvtgNie3OkJDR4pTmG6o_TulRpyFlws-40wL_Bx5F5LuJa1aoZylng&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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Snack Attack

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 00:15:01 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction via closeup magic), Woman attempts to evade arrest by hiding in Disneyland Attraction (it wasn't on the ride which was honestly a massive disappointment), MN man is arrested for assaulting people with Skittles (Kyle feels these people should feel grateful they got a gift of Skittles, Jarred thinks Skittles are a mid candy), and a Half Naked Floridaman is arrested for multiple hit and runs and racing around a school track (his friend got arrested too and honestly we don't think that's fair what was he gonna do jump out).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Should Used Close Up Magic / Fox 5:

I guess it is a small world / KTLA:

https://ktla.com/news/theme-parks/disneyland/woman-allegedly-attempted-to-avoid-arrest-by-hiding-on-disneyland-ride/?fbclid=IwAR0v4Dt7NV5xgeD7bbN03WA2B8b7t-1ofT1-4Oe8XOQv8I09OUxwSwQjrmI_aem_AdRIbh3o_TobajVhmzf8p9eFQOq5XbJT9hr1fsQGAgAtBusmrOeXzzBykmdKhHUY2Ws&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Snack Attack / My Stateline (Fox):

https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/minnesota-man-arrested-for-skittles-attack/?fbclid=IwAR1nBbdCOsl2BY-WRiP3eBHXIgLkGEdreBAxh704DlMww-Uknu9qZ83J9Do_aem_AdQRbKfTBBpMZp9-22EKyjmBwL2Yd54yCpRKrTgijj8b6LhhEmbsSH6C9KdMBDhOYos&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Floridaman / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2023/06/22/nearly-naked-florida-man-arrested-after-multiple-hit-and-run-crashes-deputies-say/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0d4srQfrhdpDUsrtfFhFfDoh8bDbyQKMxIy59Sg-59mK26xwuBZcx32vg_aem_AdRYhCFg8G_hAQxNxHfJy6TbPGSSD92Y4Tsm7j1YwwTrZCRUsFXbCgUQ4oii81r5XCQ&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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Don't Sell People Parts

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 03 Jul 2023 16:30:00 -0400

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effective solution), Florida-Boy is in trouble for throwing knives at people when they wouldn't take him to GameStop (They don't even understand you don't get between a weeb and his need to loot grind on Diablo 4, God what Idiots!), and by some crazy stroke of luck I picked the same story told from 2 perspectives for the last stories so here it is: NH couple (and PA man) are in trouble for stealing and selling (also for buying) body parts stolen from Harvard and an AR Morgue.

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https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4914622?fbclid=IwAR2r7HQhN7WZtxx9yF4Jnj64SOPynY8mK4HWcPE3Y43kTmGYJXiqdnpaV-0_aem_AVSLiRiIfnIdfVK_jQNFQ737s3Fgf4GaPHU9wTOF0Zly2RL8FWoQkCk0TkKAeJQZ4z8&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Featured Stories / Sources:

How’d he get it up there / Taiwan News:

Mom I need to go to GameStop…Idiot / KIRO 7:

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/man-arrested-after-throwing-knife-someone-who-refused-take-him-gamestop/VUFMRXVXDNHH3K2NDVGBNRMOHE/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1faafEjuB4sag7kNowzhdWai6M7FpS9G0zsQVOnYVPHKEDzgssAtn9oic_aem_AVTwcUGcMDcCrv3jM3jhqS3hhPlZYkmqpDRcdq67GewSzXEUknOrDBS78yERjZcS1b0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Spare Parts / WMUR:

https://www.wmur.com/article/goffstown-harvard-medical-school-stolen-body-parts/44199530?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR25oIlMo0d12FCODs_mVmWBgFrMYqMxR-6S67k5Mr7g4zbngtagQ3kUOis_aem_AVSXaeXrCA8hfYi_napjHU5As5RbciEpSsK3QnVFSXYFbSEC3_5n7wnZ1f-52ZUScw4&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Spare Parts Part 2 / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/cumberland/stillborn-baby-corpes-stolen-sold-to-pa-man-usdoj-indictment/?fbclid=IwAR1_bEVIzBHwHqYKOYb8_U7OlskAPULklhBywd8AouB-tfcFefh_CofVIkI_aem_AVROTi_dr_ZaNSH6ahwlRFbdcTg1IVCVHLiwPw3dYNzLr6UuBB4Yec35OuhkYMCnQ-A&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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Don't Bang Dogs

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 19:06:46 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man is in trouble for preforming lewd acts with a dog at a state park (honestly all we know for sure is he was naked in front of the dog they kept backtracking on the amount of dog fuckery), Chicago car chase leads to the Calumet Mall where 3 boys changed clothes and evaded arrest (we're pretty sure life is a simulation and it works on GTA Logic), New Mexico woman gets a hot dog from Sonic and realizes there's more cocaine on it than she asked for, Floridaman gets bit by a family member and almost loses his leg to necrotizing fasciitis (also people's fingernails are dirtier than originally thought so new fear unlocked), and a very Rum Runna Story of a man stealing a Captain Morgan statue in FL (apparently you can't do Pirate Stuff to Pirate Things...hypocrites!) Also Captain Morgan was a real dude.

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https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/themis-matsoukas-arrest-lewd-acts-rothrock-state-forest/521-c69de662-b274-4589-aece-e46f2dde4861?fbclid=IwAR1bcbDvkealqZfv980Ho7krAXLIMwZQO2e6MW9KO8wCP2G_56NqdfHz-E4_aem_th_AcQfzxlVA7EGjohhDo26v3dOlvpD9QSHsX6hPeNoGvnWIPbtKPD3ybaCeoPLuygNtJY&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Featured Stories / Sources:

Dog Fucker / Fox News:

Video Game Logic / CBS News:

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/dan-ryan-chase-calumet-city/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3KpwlRFxRQHlR06auqmjEFdb3DKgdqQQjX4iA_UvAxlxGY1jt2xxGmV8Q_aem_th_AcSnqoHLxW4oFDdjN11v8ngPWGLah6enag_qisbTO7pbeIuGx9wt2MdnvgdMJGyStMI&mibextid=DcJ9fc

I'll take a Cocaine Dog Extra Cocaine / KOB4:

https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/new-mexico-woman-finds-cocaine-on-sonic-hot-dog/?_sc_token=v2%253AQYyFT7_4puOYcPAI0bEUb7FDh-BM4NBZ2g1t-ygCPbMNc3yASD1q9MmXy2Vshzx-7_UGBJ736N90IMt1OtrlzXxxMd84xSONUJfNcYS2Qhhqtt0Vlzi3FlnybIOV-QN71hoAK8rFGzoZVEG1rLCAbrhB7zo9vbCW4x0ZrvvUbfdMPciLIgRdB-SDroqcSFidTbz_Co_H8MQKX3ILQut55Q%253D%253D&fbclid=IwAR19rkwST2xcTjcC3lasxZ46Q_on_y86J-BQNn-54mbGBI_ld4LQhXcgUBM_aem_th_AcTmrjQVwYAQKaATc65DVYdWrVwLI2LyBWaR_gp41MssFM-t3Ll06_4fmJGFGngfu5I&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Florida always got Zombies / NBCNews:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-flesh-eating-disease-bite-family-brawl-rcna88553?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3tSOAaPVoY_QgXaOJ2Wi3hbWhRDp2knTeXiRFKUy-WTlTGEYC9WaB1UkE_aem_th_AcTDNX9LMdSmcIXds7e86-rYuMAJuRjhrntLRpQJxTBYdcZ7C2ktOcOon02vY9lc65Y&mibextid=DcJ9fc

A very Rum Runnas Story / Local10:

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/06/08/florida-man-steals-captain-morgan-statue/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3CGMy3Nn1QVJvXWSRFQW2QeiCpP7WG6U1cXNFzlu6gR4ZrfD483ATzDm4_aem_th_AcTm9374sJ8hJK3cMi36HJd7Wft9u8zErYzTjFmnHBX-yWV_EKSAUv0m3Mx0YHwcQdI&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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He Definitely Started The Fire!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 17:35:55 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: MN Landlord burning down his apartment building while blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" (Which honestly is the perfect cover for arson), Indian health inspector drains a water reservoir in the middle of a drought to retrieve his phone (We really didn't think health inspectors had power like that), CT fire department made a meatloaf in the shape of a penis while kids were volunteering at the station a lot of people got mad but there were literally zero consequences for it at all, and a man freezes and cuts off the leg of the leader of a castration ring...yeah a lot to unpack and after reading a long article with a lot of information NOTHING WAS ELABORATED ON OR EXPLAINED!

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https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/charges-duluth-landlord-started-apartment-on-fire-while-blaring-we-didnt-start-the-fire/?fbclid=IwAR0TusAN3ghz9wxgATr_XX8-hRbKuONDeDXYyUaG4JbX8ARUt2up2fs-HOQ_aem_th_AdfKCMh_GFYmNGrb-Tz63w2IhKGjPdHUkxfe1C247s0fCbfNeUjMHMjDSlbbMvvzumE&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Featured Stories / Sources:

He Did Start the Fire / CBS News:

That’s why you get Apple Care / MSN:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/indian-official-in-hot-water-for-draining-reservoir-to-find-his-phone/ar-AA1bQcEx?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR1WxUPLdOqqTj16irbzXYG17g7ppHaN38YRFT0sN7TVATGCI4nLlTKcWRo&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Dickloaf / NBC:

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/investigations/local-fire-department-reportedly-served-up-phallic-meatloaf/3037904/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2L8JVK07ax7Qq-xrJYIItir-UNHSNrtmR4jZGD-3fN5oGhhIfvvqsVpQs&mibextid=DcJ9fc

A What Ringleader?! / BBC:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65764642?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2awPqmlfwSlGiChLF7K4c7D1MrZEVdQF0kdJHmqewIhZeMZyhR6qFmo3U&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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Death in Crocodile Village

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 04 Jun 2023 15:59:07 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 73 Year Old man is killed by 40 crocs on his farm (Only 1 killed him but the other 39 stand in solidarity), Man opens the door on a flight landing in South Korea (We don't know how, we don't know why, but pretty sure he's a demon), Florida ice cream man "mistakenly" executes 2 men after $12 robbery (This is a real life amalgamation of Ice Cream Man and Death Wish, you can't make up how crazy this all was), and German doctor is fired after having a janitor help him during surgery (1: it was just a toe, 2: it went well, 3: that janitor is a hero now, 4: it was just a toe).

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-killed-by-40-crocodiles-that-pounced-after-he-fell-into-enclosure/ar-AA1bJ1bX?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR3IzrVVEsxW5qUaJuLu9niarcDcAqUNRK1GSy3-6pQBhzRHKUbnOVngy08_aem_th_AdcKJCZrDihJHKW9HAwuvmLtJjhKnqsgTAfqlFdx0NdAu3a4OyyvpuJH9V0Lfe3pRPE&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Featured Stories / Sources:

Croc Village / CBS News:

Let Some Air In / Business Insider:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/a-passenger-was-arrested-after-opening-a-plane-door-while-it-was-coming-in-to-land-reports-say/ar-AA1bIFuv?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR2wgw--yVA26yK2jfpKHQov4V6LAdVxwAi7O4UWOCjHTAuo2CylJD4YUvc_aem_th_AddUv2cwbe3RfrwcXJxxZWsKutuZ1Ve50etxcThGnG4pPicaSa3ftqPQ2woABJIGLpQ&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Ice Cream Murderer / New York Post:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ice-cream-man-who-killed-two-brothers-over-12-robbery-learns-fate-in-mistaken-identity-shooting/ar-AA1bKkdZ?fbclid=IwAR1ZykjeQea5ijEc-2aav6OQZ0ELlw9HQ8wAvQ7MpStzDGjWNkpqgVF-qWI_aem_th_Adctb530lHgGgldfjCTDwNnfWcStB99iIOLrPsOMDhAUoKR9NVhHriN0x8ja5Wgw5p0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Unqualified But Helpful / AP News:

https://apnews.com/article/germany-operation-amputation-toe-surgeon-cleaner-b0f8d9299694db4057c9291aabb905b6?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2GHA-n73B5iJx7e1mYwvvUdSuxBwtPO1MJgPqzSjfPslfwGgrI99wsYmQ_aem_th_AdfCJN-YmOWAGebS31AB3COPVtl4LY4KVxQPkqFTWzH4ZnXNkH3rnCILILimsA1GpBA&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Everything You need To Know About Polar Bears

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 28 May 2023 15:01:52 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: an AU woman is lost in the bush for 5 days after making a wrong turn and lives off of wine and lollipops (Also an overly in depth discussion about all things polar bear by two guys that no nest to nothing about real science), UT woman wrote a kids book about grief after her husband died...Oh yeah she killed him, AU Bouncy Castle King hired a man to burn his competition's worlds to the ground then got caught burning down his own to fit in, and Floridaman is a teacher this time getting drunk going to his kids soccer game then being uninvited to Olive Garden and this was so upsetting he pulled a gun on his sleeping wife (ain't Florida a wonderful place)!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Dedication to a Wrong Turn / CBS News via MSN:

Write What You Know / ABC:

https://www.abc4.com/news/northern-utah/utah-woman-who-wrote-book-about-grief-following-husbands-death-charged-with-murder/?fbclid=IwAR0xDlhtPWMQj_MFk1irT7VrrTcKuJ21kJs_8JYa2m7cTGk8KFQOGULfYk0&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Bouncy Castle King Pin / The Canberra Times:

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/8200477/bouncy-castle-king-jailed-for-burning-down-rivals/?fbclid=IwAR0ZoXrCL3e8ihdmp2brmBuQboUzfpuKSxSxWgfagnlPkCL9kZizPj3IyKA&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

FLORIDAMAN / Yahoo News:

https://news.yahoo.com/teacher-points-gun-wife-she-220006375.html?_sc_token=v2%253AdxwaR7b01VRQXrVlZz_aKjJUyOGl_CwfvbJ_IzqyucsGH8ff9rsBNsJzKtoVeW2TnMv_-vyOtcnGcYWaVDmMzDHE_CxX1C1TaCC_5cCnug7fErI4O5--SuAf0Z86IFA1WmGcIXGRobxfZZBk2IqqGfASJ1np5BoW5DhKG6xyejoa96hFEFsRuOfY7gCl95PatnzxncYJYODD_cuB86gcKQ%253D%253D&utm_source&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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The Late Night Toe Sucker

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 21 May 2023 14:27:50 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred is joined by Matt (from Dark Rum) to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man "accidentally" shooting his neighbor in the head trying to shoot a deer (PA the only place you can stop your car, get out, and shoot a handgun at your neighbors lawn hit them in the head and you get 3 months!), Church raffles an AR15 flamethrower (Yeah I know that doesn't exist but that's what they give us to read, if given the option pick flamethrower though), Atlanta man was being evicted when the movers pulled a gun on him and stole his TV's (Police were there but then they left for apparently no reason but to let him get robbed by the "totally not a hitman team" Kils and Von), and TN hotel manager is in trouble when a guest woke up to find him sucking on their toes as they slept (New Nightmare Unlocked, we know).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

I Thought He had Antlers / Daily Voice:

Giving Away a What?! / NBC:

https://wnyt.com/top-stories/troy-church-raffling-off-free-ar-15-flamethrower/?fbclid=IwAR0x-oT3HZcnU-SDfUOYXxVik_WXzBKvHMapPzs0L48JJQkVQdKnc1_KkgY&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Robbed or Evicted with Violence / WSBTV:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/man-was-being-evicted-3-movers-pulled-guns-stole-his-tvs-police-say/5NS437DCTJCTFLYHES2QEME6KE/?fbclid=IwAR3cJcbitMrRB_t05N4msG6UMRCJ-Cuu_yxRAajjTnMWdKqZUJsO4l_NFW4&mibextid=DcJ9fc

The Best Part of Waking Up is a Weird Guy Sucking Toes / FOX17:

https://fox17.com/news/local/nashville-middle-tennessee-tn-hotel-guest-wakes-up-to-an-intruder-sucking-on-his-toes?mibextid=Zxz2cZ&fbclid=IwAR2Uu4y1-bqVvpwf1HKP6FwnEvOBVPfmIXGGo2PFSkNnS96NQfkfWYDOU5w

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Don't Uber Your Drugs!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 14 May 2023 17:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her neighbors (or she is a new super villain "The Cat Lady"), Man in Tibet has a terrible hotel experience when he a dead body was found under his bed (he thought it was his feet and I don't want to think about how bad he smells if that seemed reasonable), and AU woman gets a 1 star review when she wouldn't deliver crystal meth.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

A lotsa Pasta / Lehigh Valley Live:

Cat Burglar / BBC:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65424870?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2JBO0QPjBemRXTIC4eD1WS-m6J4HFqWckWpsIlOMtwdEMnfvR9OHEsobE&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Is that me or a dead body / WA Today:

https://www.watoday.com.au/world/asia/body-discovered-under-bed-of-hotel-guest-who-feared-he-had-smelly-feet-20230503-p5d55k.html?fbclid=IwAR219zdSAa7UCY3FcGQCuS_J8KlPuRcXb5QTypxBqmQPHy_UpNtReK8klXA&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Drug Hub / Sydney Morning Herald:

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/uber-eats-driver-s-one-star-review-for-refusing-to-deliver-crystal-meth-20230430-p5d4dd.html?fbclid=IwAR2ZTpAkxB1F3Pj2ptxTOlFdtYIKvKqL4xd1uy5caJC9mzoW9MoDbn5Ljm0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Quesadilla with Extra Gun

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Mon, 08 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single therefor I am God), MS man is arrested after police found a gun in his Taco Bell Quesadilla (We assume it was discovered in an illegal lunch seizure), and FL teacher is in trouble for hosting 30 second fights between 6th graders (Pre-Teen FIGHT CLUB).

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/?fbclid=IwAR2iaifLbry51uK3MVp4UsIhrR4QknLkrAor3J8ExCJ-xxc4gEX1uoD9NW0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Featured Stories / Sources:

Self Sacrifice / CBS:

I'm not Single, I'm Jesus / Huffpost UK:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/church-of-england-offers-support-to-single-people-by-comparing-them-to-jesus/ar-AA1aqBM4?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR0MaakrCmz3JElZEyvIi5DxlnMaS2UPipWZgjrLi-abu9tqA0ryDo1NLIM

Quesadilla with Extra Gun/ WLOX:

https://www.wlox.com/2023/04/15/gun-found-quesadilla-leads-arrest-picayune/?fbclid=IwAR3_8OReUT59YwzVQR6EV0R35itArTsIGlEbFQsXMG9icbxdWev8-0sBz88&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lh14raenp4r0rfusl0d

Kiddy Fight Club / Yahoo News:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-teacher-hosted-30-second-033841423.html?mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Cocaine Hippos and Flying Cows

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian man is peeing on train tracks and is killed by a flying cow that was hit by the approaching train (apparently this was completely unavoidable according to experts though it seems very avoidable), and an AZ man is arrested for baptizing himself naked (apparently you can't strip down and be closer to God).

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Cocaine Hippos are a Menace / NBC -

Did they say she can't use a car? / BBC -

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-65314241?fbclid=IwAR2kFI54z3KXgtVJ5eTDFRmzE3X9-HNTCY3TAorUdjOQvut2WFwHqrBW8EU&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Death By Flying Cow / India Today -

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20?fbclid=IwAR0vjFHTBeNK7P_ZiOVv3XSvVRfyKRAmtYZ2HPZPS5wV2sOBd8IaM1y4Fjo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Nakedness is next to Godliness / Fox News -

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-man-arrested-baptizing-naked-church-fountain?fbclid=IwAR0V-v8dFHe2toNdTWPXwghCPEvfWGlqEOsI5S6WhLoP6xBGLxBGPY1m7eE&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Vampire Goth Girl Cafe and Food Fights

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 23 Apr 2023 14:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before hitting people with food because then it wouldn't end in jail time...also don't chase down the person saying your gonna beat their ass), the Dalai Lama asks a boy to suck his tongue (that's honestly the whole story it's just weird and creepy), Japanese woman fired for putting her blood in cocktails (it was a Goth Girl Cafe, was she asked? Yes. Was she making Vampires? Maybe), and Man has a bizarre reason for masturbating BY public...his stomach really hurt.

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I mean do you want aliens / Dayton Daily News:

Floridaman Food Fight / Local 10:

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/04/11/florida-man-arrested-after-wife-hit-with-flying-chicken-wings/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3iEHvqaOYFqdW7MyaPv6k3hCwk6-ZL3BZKt_FZQSz8bXIgf0Gva-EeXno&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Suck his tongue?! / The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/10/dalai-lama-apologises-kissing-boy-suck-his-tongue-video?s=08&fbclid=IwAR2NQGbQtzdMuu8CBNw4z5CAZiR1EfxGFIq0gv2JysO79MXrx4TPvkAn76I&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Making Vampires / MSN:

https://www.msn.com/en-za/health/other/waitress-fired-for-making-cocktails-using-her-own-blood-in-japan/ar-AA19NSLV?fbclid=IwAR0DqQeK88N-akK3yODtlgp9sTAV2salDBGXI0NLcXmNbT0TQPARTHOfNOc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Bizarre Masturbation / My Stateline:

https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/man-gives-bizarre-reason-for-masturbating-in-public/?fbclid=IwAR2BQSL3eoQM5V7kFHVFAVy2gZqkH06DyRsnE0t_FnC6DqUqYWMGY8Mqx0s&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Too Many Lazy Reporters!!!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sun, 16 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Floridaman discovered wandering around palm beach claims he's from an Alternate Earth (and literally no one asked any more questions like not a single freaking question), Boston man tells a woman to take a bath and then throws a mystery liquid on her (and guess what...No follow questions! No clue what the liquid is no clue if anyone was hurt, nothing!), and lastly a man was living with a dead body in his home shot himself after police were called due to the stench (and you got it NO DAMN QUESTIONS! Nobody has seemed to try to look into figuring it out at all, just letting that be what it is!).

Honestly reporters if you need us to just I don't know ask any probing questions while you're writing these articles hit us up...because IT'S NOT REALLY HARD TO ASK A QUESTION!

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1: This Finger is My God Given Right / NPR:

2: This isn't My Earth / CBS:

https://cbs12.com/news/local/naked-man-jason-smith-nude-palm-beach-different-earth-indecent-exposure-taboo-restaurant-worth-avenue-march-10-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0NxM9CxPf1OKR8kIuyMSNvBMnh8yduCpKQ-HBHKsh8jJJlpZsrINX5TQA

3: Threat or Suggestion / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/massachusetts/suffolk/police-fire/take-a-bath-boston-man-says-before-spraying-woman-with-unknown-liquid-tpd/857732/?fbclid=IwAR2yqh04Kb7GbZqq6vKeLytQ3qbiwxUPHu3Bhr7EaFaQ9hS3flkxkIHkKUc

4: Just Living with a Corpse / San Diego Union Tribune:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/nation-world/story/2023-03-12/sheriff-man-fatally-shoots-self-after-living-with-corpse?fbclid=IwAR3vkxDW4nUW36vU7WqUSHcqzw_IGaDyTUlzhlts-3EnBgFqdPcbEgMY0q8

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Super Pigs and A Rooster with a Violent Past

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 18:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Floridaman disrespectfully eating a Key Lime Pie and then getting into a food fight with his elderly roommate (Also a really good recipe for Key Lime Pie), AU woman runs tries to run boyfriend over for trying to eat her chips (he takes full responsibility for his mistake though), nearly invincible super pigs from Canada are invading the US, and an Irish chicken with a violent past killed it's owner (or his roommate did it and framed the poor John Wick of Chickens, people don't ask enough questions).

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How does one eat pie disrespectfully / NBC:

Don't Touch the Ladies Food / 9News:

https://www.9news.com.au/national/woman-faces-court-accused-of-trying-to-run-down-partner-in-adelaide-after-argument/7df3fc86-5ed7-48df-9001-e06e12edf96e

Invincible Super Pigs / Popular Mechanics:

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I’m a Rooster with a Bad Attitude and Checkered Past / Fox News:

https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court.amp?fbclid=IwAR1SmsMqkjBvOY2W6gjDfrh0U5GIqaqDb6f1PX6XnMXnSfhSl8MujwinitU

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Attack Cats and Vibrating Butt Pills

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A brand new drug free pill that vibrates to cure constipation (we honestly don't know how it works but it must feel like swallowing bees), a TN man uses a cat to attack officers that attempted to arrest him, a Brazilian Lawyer Doctor gets shot by his own gun due to an MRI (4 working theories ranking from Embarrassment, Final Destination, Vengeful Ghost, or Invisible Hit Squad...all equally valid), and WI woman that killed and dismembered her boyfriend attacks her lawyer (either helping or hurting her mentally incapable plea). And have we mentioned #FuckWendy's!

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How Does This Butt Pill Work?! / WSAZ:

Activate Attack Cat / WSMV:

https://www.wsmv.com/2023/02/09/man-uses-cat-attack-officers-downtown-nashville-police-say/?fbclid=IwAR18wfNBwRUrz1-Nj-Svk4e8Hgh4ZvObTeFv5RGupEEI71qy6FGcN_Tuxgw&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lea6qk41ihkd8yu0aei

Final Destinationed / MSN:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/lawyer-dies-after-gun-triggered-by-hospital-mri-scanner/ar-AA17inns?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=afb85a47d5204e97986315135a1f3192&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2qeDxeQ-Rr4t85gOAqeXvv898P1vjlpG3cYO39UKJ-klgITOZsv91l22M&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

She's Crazy But This Probably Wont Help / MSN:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-accused-of-decapitating-lover-attacks-own-attorney-in-court/ar-AA17ux8y?fbclid=IwAR0hcxomrB7SdEO0ypWbIX2rvwaTPPwKcFsZpHZMA1eoBBq4RWNe18ME7RI&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Butt Hole-in-One

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Japan cracking down on anime counterfeit illegal body pillow cover sales, the Royal Navy kinda mad about one of their nuclear subs being fixed with glue (Maybe it was Flex-Seal), Floridaman bites the head off of a python during a domestic disturbance (play our favorite Floridaman Game: Meth, Flakka or Bath Salts), and a Teen boy wanted to experiment and decided the best tool for the job as a golf ball and it didn't go well (Don't stick stuff up your butt that doesn't have a handle).

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Not the Waifus / Japan Today:

Flexseal can fix any Damage / The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/feb/01/royal-navy-orders-investigation-into-nuclear-submarine-repaired-with-glue?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other&fbclid=IwAR2MRctdR65rsANaaVTJpY-e4Yu_8rqPCBc67P15lT4nA3LBLMmGxyB_ICg&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Floridaman Decided Snakes for Dinner / Local 10 News:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/01/31/cutler-bay-man-bites-off-pythons-head-in-domestic-dispute-police-say/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1vcqIZb_sm7clLxFtI6ggsP--IrUAlNaP5laJ640p_lmWkOzg_Geo7e_E&mibextid=S66gvF

Butt Hole in 1 / The NY Post:

https://nypost.com/2023/02/01/teen-lands-bizarre-hole-in-one-in-his-butt-how-docs-got-it-out/amp/?fbclid=IwAR3EcKuUEaCHTOBv4B5nnmEzQ30lj1BTvPyrXRRkKvL0l1ecJtyP3uV4q5M&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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Radioactive Kangaroos

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 09 Feb 2023 17:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fish using their owner's switch to steal their credit card information (also they are Streamers and can beat Pokemon), an Australian mining company losing radioactive materials somewhere over 1400km (definitely getting even scarier Australian animals from this), a Chicago woman is in trouble for stabbing 4 random people right after getting out on bail for stabbing a random person (if at first you don't succeed stab stab again), and tech company CEO is in hot water after quoting MLK in an email laying off 7% of their workforce (for doing such a good job and proving how good of a leader she is).

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If you find it please don’t touch/ AP News:

https://apnews.com/article/science-oddities-australia-government-perth-western-d44bde9c94e68ff4e22820474b67e832?fbclid=IwAR2EW9TYXKSlIvoZdpScC4Cf-Bywik3WDzWi_CGtBU2RCQJdA8utP0VGDj0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

If at first you don’t succeed / CWB Chicago:

https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/chicago-woman-randomly-stabbed-4-people-while-on-bail-for-randomly-stabbing-a-woman-in-bucktown-prosecutors-say.html?fbclid=IwAR0O7YG-c3utBgOsNR5EHEY8Lgl24D0Q6drFzFXqtq1oUnOXz5QDAn3_T50&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

I had a dream that none of you worked here / Fox 29:

https://www.fox29.com/news/pagerduty-ceo-apologizes-for-quoting-martin-luther-king-jr-in-layoff-email-to-staff?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0iQ6cAEFvr25H_Ef7FF2LeXvdH9qyd7BIShLFBh6SqpcYV9ujXV60SxAo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#ldnf21zo4lkfhf5hitx

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The Sobering Room

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 02 Feb 2023 16:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: IN man gets a true Happy Meal when he receives $5 in his McDonald's bag (oddly suspect and no one seems to be asking any more questions), MODOT is claiming unborn baby is employee to try to avoid lawsuit (apparently you can have more work experience than life experience), PA man threatens to blow up a courthouse and eat a sheriff (not even at a courthouse or talking to a sheriff we don't know why he even mentioned it), KS man is shot in the back by a dog (apparently not in his truck, not his dog, not his gun, not his day...Also there was a witness that was equally unhelpful. Pretty sure its a K9 assassin), Canadian Woman is suing arena for getting drunk and blowing up houses after crashing and causing $15Million in damage (Yeah it is that crazy!). Also Kyle has a brand new exciting and terrible business proposition; are you willing to invest in a mandatory and involuntary Sobering Room to be installed in all bars in America? Yeah didn't think so!

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5K Happy Meal / WSBT:

Apparently Not Too Young for Government Work / Fox News:

https://fox2now.com/news/fox-files/modot-argues-unborn-baby-in-fatal-work-zone-was-state-worker/?fbclid=IwAR1F2EtI6EVauhI6NiaaeLQapjDhMrCp8k9JHKM4A2whp5eoQw9Gjv0EuBM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Bomb Threat & Eat the Sheriff / WJACTV: https://wjactv.com/news/local/man-charged-for-threatening-to-blow-up-bedford-county-courthouse-eat-sheriff-psp-say?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0sgwQ2H6BDWY_Wb_uZu0TDGj3xK60w5fbbF176_Z_jGntn7WBcln8GEGQ&mibextid=S66gvF

Doggy’s got a gun / SKY News:

https://news.sky.com/story/kansas-man-dies-after-being-shot-by-dog-in-truck-police-say-12794977

Why would you make me do that / Local 12:

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/woman-sues-concert-venue-drunk-driving-arrest-explosion-house-injuries-damages-destroyed-daniella-leis-shawn-budweiser-gardens-arena-london-ontario-marilyn-mansen-show?fbclid=IwAR1L_UFs7lLi9pRonIMGCzdqrUER4a4YzlmLREv67Vv0hFzOrapsPS4DtEg&mibextid=S66gvF#

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Rum Runnas Present: Dark Shonen React to The Wraith (1986)

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 01 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0500

A special crossover episode between Rum Runnas Podcast, Dark Rum Podcast and Talk Shonen! Jarred, Kyle and Matt come together to talk about and give their opinion on a movie near and dear to Kyle's Heart: The Wraith (1986)! The guys discuss this 80's B-Movie starring Charlie Sheen all while reacting to it and rewatching it in real time as the show goes on. Hear their opinions, likes dislikes, gut reactions and reactions upon revisiting to this genre bending Horror/Sci-Fi/Action Revenge/Racing/Love Story. Full of cool 80's cars, ridiculous gang members, completely unnecessary nudity, little explanation, magic space alien tech, 80's SFX, and terrible brothers!

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Hot Takes! (Re-Release)

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 20 Oct 2022 14:30:00 -0400

Rum Runnas is currently in a time of transition and during that time production is bit more difficult, but here is a re-release of one of our hilarious previous episodes to hold you over until we're back up and running so check it out if you missed it the first time around or just revisit and enjoy.

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all reason is out the window), OK woman tries to frame her husband by downloading child porn onto his old phone in an attempt get custody (long story short: don't do that it hasn't gone well for her), a 60 year old man dies of a heart attack while trying to dispose of the body of a woman he just killed in an act of instant universal karma or they were spies and the CIA got them (new theory Rum Runnas Razer the most complicated explanation must be correct), and a cybernetics company gave 350 people suffering from different levels of blindness new cybernetic eyes (yay!) but now they can support the eyes anymore and those people are going blind irrevocably blind! Also more math than has ever been on this show about the plausibility of the Matrix human battery idea!

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Woke Nursery Rhymes / Express:

Elementary School Parties Hard / Fox News

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/5th-grader-brings-weed-gummies-to-livonia-school-that-kindergartner-brought-margaritas?fbclid=IwAR2jhuN1gcEvcogZjEnytdhb-juQzyViBSUoCVifjijd9p40FKvbfQ5CZy4

Don't Frame Your Husband / PennLive:

https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/05/wife-filled-husbands-phone-with-child-porn-in-attempt-to-get-custody-of-children-oklahoma-police-say.html?outputType=amp&fbclid=IwAR3rvvDwALzYg918P2z5BrMUrqQViyy8P5SdmrWOWA-U0aeYTp8DS142yck

Instant Karma / Tri-City Herald:

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article261301452.html?fbclid=IwAR0OiHCWVapnL-NsmjUHogOS-vgRtjJivD95bjRHmGISAoxVezl3LNau4uU

Pure Evil / Futurism:

https://futurism.com/neoscope/bionic-eye-implants-expire?utm_campaign=trueanthem_AI&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=futurism&fbclid=IwAR38o_6VtXiLwD-rikupO3fi4yoxuGAyAmO_Zeu0v7qH9TEosDICGsnZAuI

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We're Building a Giant Bronze Dragon!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 13 Oct 2022 21:30:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: LV man takes a camel through the drive thru at in-n-out for fries probably for the camel, NJ mall is thrown into a panic after people think a popcorn machine is gunshots, Welsh cancer fund manager invests hundreds of thousands into a giant dragon statue, TX high school golf team is greeted by strippers on the course but then the coaches made them leave, and AU woman just learns how to walk and immediately is hit by a rollercoaster! Also what are your thoughts: are abandoned kids orphans or should they get their own title?

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I Hopped Off The Plane at LAX

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 06 Oct 2022 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering probably one of the most perplexing sets of stories they've ever read everything from: A LA bound flight is the scene of a fight when one man said "no more will our ability to use the bathroom be determined by our financial standing in life" and one flight attendant said "you shall not pass" (they couldn't get along till they hopped off the plane at LAX), Vancouver City Council Candidate was a buyer because many people buy things and he's bought things in the past so it's ok to poop in your tenants house to establish dominance, villagers in India take 30 people hostage to either fix or build a road in front of a gas station that may or may not have been on a road, Accidental real news from Detroit where a man that should have been definitely charged with something previously but wasn't killed and ate a man (who unfortunately was named) Kevin Bacon, and finally a Woman got real sick cause her Dog diarrhea'd in he mouth.

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1st Class Toilet Fight / The Liberty Line:

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE / Vancouver is Awesome:

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The Road Patch Incident / India Times:

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The Eating of Kevin Bacon / Fox News 2:

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Dog Poop Doesn't Digest Well / Indy 100:

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Eat Plants, Not People!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 29 Sep 2022 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a 66 year old woman sets a terrible world record for most batteries that needed to be removed from inside of her, COO of Beyond Meat ironically takes a bite out of a man after a fight in a parking lot (#EatPlantsNotPeople), CA woman fakes her kidnapping to get back with her ex (apparently it worked for awhile at least), Man in India gets an 8in deodorant can stuck up his butt (phallic things really need a stopper at the end), and Ghana man "cuts off his own" penis while dreaming about slaughtering a goat his wife was away when it happened but things aren't adding up.

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Eats Plants Not People / Fox News 24:

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I was Kidnapped Take Me Back / NPR:

https://www.npr.org/2022/09/20/1124104521/sherri-papini-kidnapping-hoax-sentence

Stop Putting Cylindrical Things In Your BUTT / New York Post:

https://nypost.com/2022/09/15/man-had-8-inch-deodorant-can-lodged-up-butt-for-3-weeks/?fbclid=IwAR2FQxmDmJyTER8kTEuWjJP5UFz8cl5Q-HuCbXGSEKbB24ikMoYHkKfRPzc

Obligatory Penis Story (from last week) / ABC News:

https://abcnews4.com/amp/news/nation-world/man-chops-off-his-own-penis-during-dream-about-slaughtering-goat-reports-say-ghana-kofi-atta-wofa-atta-assin-fosu-genitals-bleeding

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Chess Master Cheats Anally

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 22 Sep 2022 12:00:00 -0400

The Rum Runnas Podcast is back with all the news you never asked for!

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A serendipitous fatal crash between two drunk and high people on a combined total of 4 different substances, Chess Master scandal! Cheating allegations where someone not involved decided one of them cheated through the use of anal beads, AR Man claims to be both Jesus and then Satan before cutting off his own leg in front of his 5yr old, WV Man beats PA man with a Cinderblock over food tons of different types of assault, and of course our obligatory penis story! Teen has to have USB cable surgically removed from his penis through his taint! That's not how you measure!!!

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Coming back with all the Drugs / CBS News 8:

Anal Beads Check and Mate / Riverfront Times:

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They Call Me...Jesus Satan / Fox 8:

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Food-fight < Cinderblock Fight / CBS WTAJ:

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Obligatory Penis Story! / Indy 100:

https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/teenager-measure-penis-usb-cable?fbclid=IwAR1mFyLIiw4-C4grZ1voYflviZpYFuQ9efWS9AtckyeixK30Y3ajIrVE038

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Elephants Never Forget Or Forgive

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man on a motorcycle get pulled over for speeding because it was hot oddly he got pulled over much later and forgot the lesson of Shaggy "It wasn't me", A Houston Doctor is being sued after he accidentally gave a 4 year old a vasectomy, PA man has the cops called on him for being naked at a hotel but when the cops get there they take his side, UK police officer is "sacked" after reaching into another officer's pants grabbing his penis and screaming "It's a small one!", and finally an Elephant in India travels 200km finds a woman at a watering hole tramples her to death then returns to her funeral just to trample her corpse we're not saying this woman did something to this elephant but I mean it seems a lot like this woman did something to this elephant (or looked like someone that did) or it's an Elephant War in India and in that case Stay Strong and Stay the Hell Away from Elephants.

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It's Hot So I Must Go Fast / MPRNews:

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This naked man has a point / Pennlive:

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Definite HR Violation / Manchester Evening News:

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An Elephant Never Forgets or Forgives / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/elephant-kills-woman-india-tramples-corpse-b2099464.html?fbclid=IwAR1jcCEj2i8GdsJSqE8KoD8INEoylF1JPGlvzKYYPg-5rgyCxAQz312V9rM&fs=e&s=cl

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"The Only Thing Special About You Is You Exist" - Pizzly Bear

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 12:44:22 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving us with one conclusion...Footloose angry dance, German Woman is in love with a plane she has sexual relations with models of it and spends what has to be exorbitant amounts of money to fly around inside of it in what has to be an insanely expensive relationship, UT attorney is accused by Sherriff that he is guilty of sexually abusing children and comes back with he's not murdering and eating kids not 100% sure but we're pretty sure he definitely killed and ate them, Floridawoman is performing Oral on the man driving which leads to a head on collision and some vague mention of injuries to his penis area due to it being in her mouth so we're pretty sure he has no penis anymore, and Climate Change is forcing Polar Bears south and Grizzlies North and they are meeting falling in love and have babies which were terribly named Pizzly Bears (I'm motioning for Grolar Bears but that's just me) these Pizzly Bears are better at surviving than both their parents and some D-Bag scientist had the nerve to say the only thing special about it is it exists...Screw that mean scientist!

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Angry Dancing in a Museum / ArtNet:

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/man-dallas-museum-smashed-artifacts-2125239?fbclid=IwAR3mzcNl8Wk-31RKjuCv0cTcN0NSpDTEiA7L6o-LtI8A103aUjAn3CWsrwo_aem_AejDxdbc7N7Oh5GVxembnl4W5XGCCAx4McA9BKKCdCo_7aqnmLD1kEhfIvvrHmeycoswFDVYTJrrJlN1155B2N844wQzxPYv6m4jWCBq7mOn5RwQQz8I-nSh3n88AZbDJMY&fs=e&s=cl

I love lamp…I mean plane / Wales Online:

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-sexually-attracted-inanimate-24112766?fbclid=IwAR3cPfRJed3FGhD3ow_klXN9f18s65M-4ZoF6OTRe9nwkkD2gljG4826p0M&fs=e&s=cl

Definitely Maybe Might Be A Cannibal / KSLNews:

https://kslnewsradio.com/1969649/utah-county-attorney-says-hes-been-wrongly-accused-of-cannibalism/?fbclid=IwAR03eWv30Jw_hOORqENnv5wh-Ivi3FwK301sz-NRbyCA6Lf_iz_t1IBEucg&fs=e&s=cl

She Definitely Bit Off That Penis / Local 10 News:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/?fbclid=IwAR1rHJLfW_mGGW1Efn2qiitSdfa43nxqbpRe1ASLvXaHAMUyQvzFsqNiEbY&fs=e&s=cl

Pizzly Bears / BGR:

https://bgr.com/science/polar-bears-and-grizzlies-are-mating-to-create-giant-hybrids-and-humans-are-to-blame/?fbclid=IwAR3P_MQQvYETeut5mcScQsvT2kKPkyJNWihqFhtZW7-pDZwJxfWbPmi0OcU&fs=e&s=cl

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Sheep Go To Jail

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 08 Jun 2022 15:08:49 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fire Fighters being called to the same address hours after their car was destroyed in a fire to put out their house that was now on fire insurance fraud you might be thinking but no we're convinced it's ghosts and fire beats ghosts, Winnie the Pooh is now no longer under Disney copyright and people immediately want to make a horror film with the characters and it looks terrible bot because of nostalgia but because it just looks bad, In Africa a sheep rammed an old woman who later died immediately and said sheep was sentenced to 3 years in jail we don't see it going well for the sheep, Baltimore MD man just died from being murdered 11 years ago following a gun shot to the head...time is fluid, and Floridaman crashes because in all honesty he was smoking his meth pipe.

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Fire Fights Ghosts/ ABC:

Evil Pooh Looks Bad / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-b2087809.html?fbclid=IwAR2e_YsXul-eJfzBhxFVJB5DW2on7xqo9y0sZ-8PhP2W_dqcyNo9pka-f6w&fs=e&s=cl

Sheep Go To Jail / NBC:

https://nbcmontana.com/news/offbeat/sheep-arrested-sentenced-to-3-years-in-prison-for-killing-a-woman-africa-sudan-ram-police-chief-major-elijah-mabor?fbclid=IwAR2Z2oMMlCjQ2wc5rfP3Yj0p1ErkqjHRk5BUDo66GCGyPlqo7NRn-rOecPs&fs=e&s=cl

Bullet With Your Name On It / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/maryland/baltimore/news/baltimore-man-dies-11-years-after-being-shot-case-upgraded-to-homicide-police/833656/?fbclid=IwAR11_Ad4toXvw10-vT3XhAf41iXW0QOduC2iR1JIAynC-A9IvFCwucnCgaw&fs=e&s=cl

Floridaman / Fox News:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/i-was-smoking-my-meth-pipe-florida-man-totals-tractor-trailer-during-delivery-to-publix-shopping-center?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ymDUKcxtOFG2UXa8JtZfYkuKKaDiI5EYCH5VuyVJmfi21Mbk8iUqj7Vs&fs=e&s=cl

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The McTaco War

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 26 May 2022 12:15:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Bell is allegedly not connected to the shooting at McDonalds that happened hours later and directly across the street (Fast food war? Too early to tell.), Thieves in India return statues after having a Tell Tale Heart moment they plead to take back the statues to stop the nightmares (Definitely cursed statues), OnlyFans creator's Instagram was taken down and she knew only one way to get it back initiate Operation Bang Every Facebook Employee I Find Until My Instagram Works Again (not creatively named but highly effective), and Cambodian government pleads for people to stop picking penis plants because they're going extinct (prompting the creation of Rum Runnas Newest Charity: Plant More Plants!).

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https://www.wtae.com/article/north-huntingdon-15-year-old-girl-struck-by-lightning/40015046?fbclid=IwAR1FuWgy7dATcZZ6TEzyUM-CWYjkBBHcOys2TcthzAD0kmVVyLx11lWEzK4#

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Lady Lightning / WTAE:

Fast Food War / Atlanta Journal Constitution:

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime/police-shooting-at-mcdonalds-not-related-to-taco-bell-shooting-yards-away/WE6NTOMLCJCM7GKGNFUPPGWCUY/?fbclid=IwAR3Jk6EcLmhguqpYYjdNRg8lpDLmNFwZj7iXy-AlgBHwJ1i4qhDNftzmxME

Returned the Demons / The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/17/were-fed-up-with-scary-dreams-thieves-return-temple-treasures?fbclid=IwAR2zzLQjP2qLLkbOgb2Ct-CBKWPfUuSYoZNRicb1CyxQlrYdQiWzip5SScw

Sex is the Most Effective Bargaining Chip / Futurism:

https://futurism.com/the-byte/instagram-reinstated-sex-facebook-employees?utm_campaign=trueanthem_manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3n5MGJmLZAfNKhCY43ds2AiJCCP60IC6TJMQ2OgAucIQ7oJoJ4Gvw3J78

Don’t Touch the Penis Plants / Live Science:

https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked?fbclid=IwAR3tNGHzGn1SGYnR-xa5Zx96kwkXkf75lEbjaomxfmks7Po3-BovTxpYJfI

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Hot Takes!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 18 May 2022 11:30:00 -0400

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https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1609168/nursery-rhymes-vegan-makeover-peta?fbclid=IwAR3V8gr6Cm1ycKW1gDVSDeWOwmtytHEjLKccgn6Rdse81u46hthwfllUmvY#l3605qz14diwis90nb

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Woke Nursery Rhymes / Express:

Elementary School Parties Hard / Fox News

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/5th-grader-brings-weed-gummies-to-livonia-school-that-kindergartner-brought-margaritas?fbclid=IwAR2jhuN1gcEvcogZjEnytdhb-juQzyViBSUoCVifjijd9p40FKvbfQ5CZy4

Don't Frame Your Husband / PennLive:

Instant Karma / Tri-City Herald:

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article261301452.html?fbclid=IwAR0OiHCWVapnL-NsmjUHogOS-vgRtjJivD95bjRHmGISAoxVezl3LNau4uU

Pure Evil / Futurism:

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Easter Bunny: Attorney at Law!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 11 May 2022 10:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a MD couple coming coming home from vacation to find every last thing taken from their house except for their bed where straight out of goldilocks the alleged robbers were sleeping (might be fraud or might be robbery - they're still at large), IA court for some reason imputed into their public court system that the prosecution on over 100 court cases was Easter Santa Bunny (He can hide eggs and candy all over in one day, you think he can't pass the bar and get you locked up think again), CA woman is a bit too attached to her phone diving head first into a 500 gallon waste tank of a WA outhouse and gets stuck for over an hour (WARNING: this story is icky yucky gross), OH woman is arrested for allegedly stabbing a man in the butt TWICE while he was trying to pee this raised so many questions and theories but the news didn't feel like investigating at all it seems, and finally NZ jockey and racehorse both test positive for meth...and apparently this is like an ongoing issue in NZ?!

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Goldilocks Bandits / The Daily Voice: https://dailyvoice.com/maryland/prince-georges/police-fire/intruders-caught-sleeping-on-homeowners-bed-after-stealing-all-their-stuff-police/831293/?fbclid=IwAR0spngGPM90kYchbXbSEcYN-D-0QAVutO2oaMZEseSmVxfaR4O70NSwryU

Meet my Lawyer...The Easter Bunny! / Des Moines Register: https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2022/04/21/easter-bunny-listed-prosecutor-hundreds-iowa-court-cases-polk-county/7399856001/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0sNWB8V_3P37D_UN3ccgeDZF2nwFzHeF5U8PPUi5nImZ8RajF1Q4aEPPo#l2lz6r5jw3glkp1mf4f

Icky Yucky Gross She Got The Poo On Her / The Press Enterprise: https://www.pe.com/2022/04/22/california-woman-drops-phone-into-outhouse-falls-in-headfirst-and-gets-stuck/?fbclid=IwAR3vTOIt-dqd-ms_IvuTN0KbWAD1g_-dourb7V-EqzpRuIsbKrSTbj8HGVY

The Butt Stabbing Ninja / ABC News: https://www.13abc.com/2022/04/25/woman-charged-after-stabbing-man-urinal-buttocks/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2kHI_2qdVVwHFFgVWlQeNA7cFlSG-MbO00NyFjFo5uivR0F1zFYq-ppYY

Meth Squared Wins Races / Otago Daily Times: https://www.odt.co.nz/sport/racing/trainer-racehorse-both-test-positive-meth?fbclid=IwAR1LT76paNbdYwvTtXeT6jwS_8R4Toslnj_g5J8oHzE_NMB4RT6QGKntHo8#l2lzag2dx6l43188g4n

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The Homeless Should Be Like Hitler...Senator Shouldn't Have Said That!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA Man is killed after being pinned in a car wash (weirdly the car wash wasn't operational honestly it was so vague it's sorta suspicious), FL Bride drugs all her wedding guests with food laced with weed (much over-reaction ensued), TN Senator says The Homeless should be like Hitler...Never thought I'd hear anyone say that (and I probably shouldn't have ever), Detroit Red Wing's Zamboni Driver (known for waving around Octopus that people throw on the ice) is fired for peeing in a drain when he thought he was alone clearly discrimination but the real question is Why Do These People Have Octopus and Why Are They Throwing Them, Floridaman (who has to be the Illegal Golf Cart Kingpin of the US) is busted putting his multi year multi state golf cart stealing rampage to an end and toppling his golf cart empire.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/19/man-dies-car-wash-california/7367618001/?fbclid=IwAR3oYwRua9xwuJmf7__vQZh6CeiRRUH6c1qKojMpoBfP849uKuvf5Gcs5MQ

Featured Stories / Sources:

Trapped In The Carwash / USA TODAY:

Drugging Their Wedding Guests / USA TODAY:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/21/florida-bride-marijuana-laced-food/7393342001/?fbclid=IwAR3KibeLznwo_r0ZSp7BlhmVl6I5lHMSjCoWB3WRk_YUjf4j0ZsqqOHtzis

The Homeless Should Be Like Hitler / The Hill:

https://thehill.com/news/state-watch/3267283-tennessee-state-senator-offers-hitler-as-inspiration-to-homeless/?fbclid=IwAR1FguBT2wbJcOMlIVAjiJ2XyVu8Pwp8iCDs3IC6Bqr2hlPsyOprV6h5O54

Don't Fire the Peeing Zamboni Man / ESPN:

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/33778568/detroit-red-wings-octopi-twirling-zamboni-driver-al-sobotka-says-was-fired-urinating-drain-files-discrimination-lawsuit?fbclid=IwAR2MtKZ7gPMqHc8kMt99EdFrMlGYPvqhLXoqENwXh5263lLBGOZEmKw5Fqc

The Golf Cart Kingpin Gets Busted / AP News: https://apnews.com/article/florida-minnesota-fargo-north-dakota-theft-6af2131702ea103a7c61528681dbfbaf?fbclid=IwAR25ETSNljKlZJANuMaJ8hwLncFoSQP2GLFzX7fR5g6gNE4k8nUjh9sadHM#l2c69yfrhgrcesyacol

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Superhuman Woman Steals A Car!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indonesian man is ridiculed by police for buying celery instead of weed (luckily for him them just roasted him instead of killing him), TX woman taps into her inner Kool-Aid Man and busts through a wall and vandalizes a dealership and steals a Gold Mercedes, TX Man beats his roommate with a stick prompting his roommate to retaliate with a bat...oh yeah this was over what mosquitos look like, UT woman kills two cyclists because she was uncontrollably pooping in her pants (we're not sure if the poop came before or after the hit and run), and Floridawoman puts a boy in a dryer seemingly for fun (and apparently this happens so much they have the normal bruising on file).

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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bloke-scammed-buying-celery-instead-26691209?fbclid=IwAR0RmNoMoXDqfFEF_0uS3c5Dl6-w50EwC6RKHj7jj6fM7MRuTDOjyWmfSfU

Featured Stories / Sources:

HAHA That's Not Weed / Daily Star:

Superwoman Breaks Through a Wall / ABC:

https://abc13.com/texas-trust-auto-sales-burglary-video-theft/11738834/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1BHJcQHMc68DIauBQ6_NSWpWTqHoBFLfjnFfRm0wXvSBsikm1hi_YD6yA

Battle of Escalation & Mosquitos / CNN:

https://www.wbng.com/2022/04/11/man-accused-beating-roommate-over-mosquito-argument/?fbclid=IwAR0BhvzOAgG7oabEBZF05syTpJ0WOl9AtvPE6WEdY4HdkTgRW-uWG8AgZRw

Poopy Pants = Death / CBS:

https://kutv.com/news/local/arrest-report-woman-accused-of-killing-cyclists-said-she-was-uncontrollably-defecating?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1J4dKiH8DtPTN0RVw_N7zyJWBX0mT1M5DZi9OwhxKXMs0S3L-vAMm9nDc

You Spin Him Right Round / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/04/11/florida-woman-placed-boy-in-dryer-making-him-go-round-and-round-officials-say/?fbclid=IwAR3Xid1ACPdv67mtqphdHqUbLaK1LQwY6OSUzbSKwfl60ONpkLZXngUgJas

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I Put My "White Witchery" On You!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 13 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by Matt to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a TX Teen is arrested after a biscuit calorie check lands them in trouble (it's not for what you'd think it was for and we were thoroughly disappointed by it), WA art gallery is robbed for the second time and this time a man steals a whole mammoth tusk and gets away, in the UK an unknown suspect vandalizes neighborhood cars with raw meat filling tailpipes with lamb...also nicely laying one piece of chicken on a single rim (Rum Runnas working theory: that guy did it!), PA Grandmother wants grandson's drug charge to go away so she threatens officer with specifically "White Witchery", and Author that penned an article about killing her husband is in trouble for money laundering...just kidding it's for killing her husband!

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https://kj97.iheart.com/content/2022-04-06-calorie-check-for-whataburger-biscuit-leads-to-texas-teens-arrest/?fbclid=IwAR0fCJK3md2ZRQqlfLaPAqH7w3WUWOm-O-F8TZAUPfRSJMMj1SDqnApdwoI

Featured Stories / Sources:

He Didn't Do What You Think / KJ97:

Go Big or Go Home / KIRO7:

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/caught-camera-thief-steals-ancient-mammoth-tusk-art-gallery/54N3BFVXUFHJDHDT5UBXQ4VJUU/?fbclid=IwAR0tFK0BwDxKh0G0N134c5EGHL6eSuEqGC7a1Kqj1FYdKiQm0Ns35WO9sPg

Meat Attack / BBC News:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-60988695?fbclid=IwAR0Gqy40y0CB6DQi8SFRtRFNniwtoUbvcz-g93ex8fZIsWjIBy4Rdd3883c

White Witchery?! / CBS (WTAJ):

https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/grandmother-used-white-witchery-to-threaten-officer-police-report/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1Aale3S8qirMlgXgsXrIsV2XIrgw5vQzfzYQBMdY47wM4NPViRhviiU4I

How Not To Get Away With Murder / USAToday

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/05/how-to-murder-husband-author-trial/9470115002/?fbclid=IwAR28RtUuYr4FMaZJ4U9Qw79iG_jaxpt5DFgcvUSD8OjwQpxmb4tpEy7fEck#l1s6wug4qkdwjwjrk5q

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Schrödinger's Gator

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 06 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An AR man with multiple bankruptcies (One of which he's still in) is trying to be the state treasurer because no one should understand being bad with money than the guy in charge of all your money, Brazilian Pop Star is hospitalized after holding her farts in for too long around her boyfriend leading her to have a fart attack now she's all about letting it rip...for health reasons, Floridaman crashes his car into an 11ft long gator and now both are dead they don't know how they each died so as it stands until we know that gator both ate and didn't eat that man with his final breath, OH man is robbed for $80 but that isn't the tragedy of the story the real tragedy is that he pinky promised the robber he wouldn't call the police and immediately called the police...UNFORGIVEABLE (no reports if fingers were crossed), and finally Houston man accidentally shoots himself in the balls at a hotel the article doesn't clarify anything other than a law made it Ok to have a gun in a TX hotel.

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https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2022/mar/27/state-treasurer-candidate-says-bankruptcies-make/?fbclid=IwAR02Jp0AXH2GN85l-hRPSbQntX2uc1d6hbuxK8wci_aas0aps86BIvqIdDk

Featured Stories / Sources:

Bankruptcies = Good Treasurer / Arkansas Democrat Gazette:

She Had a Fart Attack / Yahoo News:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fart-attack-brazilian-singer-hospitalized-145739750.html?utm_source

Schrödinger's Gator / Wink News:

https://www.winknews.com/2022/03/26/man-dies-after-crashing-his-car-into-11-foot-gator/?fbclid=IwAR3GmLfYu4OrnemstTJ2hD1wCgoYVV3A2cjUMYngU75sGXrjspqhACC-_FU

Pinky Promise No Police / WKBN (CBS):

https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/robber-in-warren-asked-victim-to-pinky-promise-not-to-report-it/?fbclid=IwAR0sliB-w3rsLA7ubMAHhfYv38_wLrrBTA-PW3Gqc3TTi2Wjk0vzaNBBW2w

Shot in the Balls / MSN news:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-at-houston-s-st-regis-hotel-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles/ar-AAVwTOE?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a444d51b066f45a8b9bb320df213bf70&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1IU5BgptyClBC7hb_S7Pz30Ls5xWUm9aXgCQf2y5VVuf9KEw7Xnl15_3g

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Achoo...Who Are You?! (Woman Gets a Cold & Forgets 20 Years)

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An OH woman gets shorted on her chicken order and calls the police (The real question is why can restaurants steal from you but you cant steal from them?), British man is mocked by people and media outlets for putting vegetable oil in his car with absolutely no information gathered on whether his car could accept it or not (#BritishNewsisBullies), NC man drops off his dog at a shelter because he thinks it's gay (Let your dog love who it wants!), TX Man assaults his girlfriend threatens her with a gun and a knife douses her in bleach cuts her hair and then forces her to come to a job interview (luckily it was at a jail so he didn't have far to go), and a woman catches a regular cold falls into a coma and forgets 20 years (easiest way to no longer have to be birthday gifts...I'm sorry I forgot all about your birthdays).

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https://www.wavy.com/news/national/i-want-my-chicken-woman-calls-911-about-incorrect-kfc-order/

Featured Stories / Sources:

911 I Want My Chicken / Wavy:

Oil is Oil / Manchester Evening News:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-customer-filmed-filling-car-23413953?fbclid=IwAR1oRRPTxBeeMcu6pxVT1JUd-WiEKGjdNL5D1CRZ9ei5P6hfQ1eqG8Qp2Rg

No Gay Dogs Allowed / WCCB:

https://www.wccbcharlotte.com/2022/03/17/dog-dumped-at-local-shelter-because-owners-say-hes-gay/?fbclid=IwAR0eIq_jD3SpB6AVBGtfzOmilBxiz_xHkj_1nIxMmG1PclGdHtkikvSRnbk

Kidnapper Takes Victim to Interview at Jail / ABC:

https://kvia.com/top-stories/2022/03/17/police-say-el-paso-man-assaulted-woman-forced-her-to-join-him-at-job-interview-at-jail/?fbclid=IwAR01gCJipgPE_hLUFxrYgotfqwsWM1-ZzmosCuoKuYWoI5PScJQaOFlZHNY

Gets Sick Forgets 20 Years / Oddee:

https://www.oddee.com/woman-forgets-20-years-of-memories-after-catching-a-cold-62074/

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Hey Officer, is this Meth Any Good?

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:

Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:

https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0WoAr5_s-3JPxdSBD47c1eSouKfLxDc3eQdnju9CJydmzh6u5QFy20o9k

Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/teacher-of-the-year-winner-arrested-after-seen-on-camera-hitting-a-student-felony-assault-charges-arrest-police-jimtown-high-school-elkhart-county-indiana-education-school-law-cincinnati-ohio?fbclid=IwAR0kFPcOGKuIUCJuXbWs42ragDiE2r_ZlsRNwSIu6cRZgh3eP74vVYDJt4I

No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:

https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2022/03/07/thai-wife-shoots-husbands-penis-with-fishing-harpoon-because-he-didnt-cook/2045878

Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-calls-911-to-have-meth-tested-for-authenticity-deputies-say

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Bartender Breastmilk Trick Shots

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs for drug money (Pretend dog real crime), The TX Railroad Commission (which has nothing to do with Railroads) is racked with corruption nudity and death as well as a bunch of people with awesome porn names, and Fashion Designer orders a hand and multiple placentas and now University employees are going to jail for organ trafficking.

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https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/florida-man-gets-prison-for-illegally-shipping-turtles-and-snakes-from-georgia?fbclid=IwAR3lCPdBwjReqmXzn8sw7Rfg92Hu73d7gHqRJVmaTW9m8bxT-Nub18De0Cs

Featured Stories / Sources:

Box Turtle Smuggling / Fox News:

Breastmilk Bartender / Fox News:

https://www.mystateline.com/news/weird/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-boyfriend-full-time/?fbclid=IwAR0FPJvB0vui5uKZCEWCEhddEkS6jNf4AXIp3HeFdTLGJL4a3l9dMdEjWAQ

Pretending to Sell Dogs / NBC:

https://nbc-2.com/news/crime/2022/02/25/two-arrested-for-pretending-to-sell-dogs-for-drug-money/amp/

Corruption, Nudity and Death on the Railroad Commission / KBTX:

https://www.kbtx.com/2022/02/22/death-nudity-alleged-corruption-republican-primary-texas-railroad-commission-heats-up/?fbclid=IwAR04ZDL6045WTx8gkUTpIl15ofC2jagEmeuca5kBUUTNXjduhkr9nw8hyGs

What the Cruella?! / Newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/human-organs-harvested-trafficked-fashion-designer-say-police-1681906?amp=1&fbclid=IwAR2b0hYE9qNZ7skvoUadtP0zkXGyFl9vowD6whQ3OSuyUgT67y4Pgqhf7jA

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Every Time I Lose...It's Because My Penis is Frozen!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 09 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: TN man arrested for hitting wife with bread...then a board should of stopped at the bread, Finnish Olympian loses race because his penis froze...again, Dalry man refuses to unclench butt cheeks for a cocaine check arrested for possession, Boston man stabs another man for refusing to flush (courtesy flushes are serious in Boston), and Police search for a man that emptied multiple BAGS OF BLOOD on multiple streets corners!

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https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/tennessee-man-accused-hitting-wife-with-loaf-bread-during-dispute/BNU672RUUNG4ZARQ7KDYQWJQ4Y/?fbclid=IwAR0g-N7R4a5CXnHNj65oIQ0VN1pXF3Cqh4WbEPkym9GiIZzTG3MmWgMJ4Vc

Featured Stories / Sources:

Food Fight / ABC (WFTV):

Frozen Penis / New York Post:

https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/finland-skier-remi-lindholm-suffers-frozen-penis-in-olympics-mass-start-race/?fbclid=IwAR2_DDwl1w5Q1Ufp067nvQe9PvFGuPsH2o9Uxeu_sXIhSVzSjyVTy4yzMd4

Unclench Your Cheeks / Androssan & Saltcoats Herald:

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/19941345.cocaine-search-dalry-man-refused-unclench-buttocks-police/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1pd9tmH60t9e61sPjsQ9iX2TNLBuDtAccKwPnjF-ADkpUs0httAqR7cx8

Stabbed over Poop / Boston Herald:

https://www.bostonherald.com/2022/02/21/stabbing-at-mbtas-back-bay-station-man-stabs-victim-because-he-refused-to-flush-a-toilet/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR36FEKke9_EWSGXp9SpPJrH-fhzb1A_q5kNtmIc0Y_U2WrmQSteR9uCm74

Bags of Blood / BBC News:

https://bbc.in/3seQJZ6?fbclid=IwAR3h4vADw4cQJpzDLxXN6NnVHNfuHKqNTtAxw1wpbICesHC9ilYXd9KlZKE

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All Aboard the Poop Train

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 23 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A drunk woman in Orlando International Airport leads airport security on a low speed motorized luggage chase through the terminal, A NYC train full of poop is bound for AL in an apparently infamous poop train incident, An AL gas station attendant defends his wife from a thief with the only weapon he had nearby,,, yep you guessed it a tomahawk, AZ priest has been getting literally 1 word wrong during baptism ceremonies voiding not only the baptism but all subsequent Sacraments leaving thousands of babies souls forfeit, and Floridaman gets utterly hammered on his lunch break and decides to go back to his job as a school bus driver and try to drop off 40 kids.

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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/15/full-video-drunken-woman-on-motorized-suitcase-leads-police-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/?fbclid=IwAR3WXXcnruzBAvHK12AndicwDhAuKePLSmJBuifOS0I7lMGLusZZFx-OC8o

Featured Stories / Sources:

Low Speed Pursuit / Click Orlando:

The Poop Train Cometh / AL News:

https://www.al.com/news/2022/02/new-york-poop-train-may-be-back-in-alabama-state-orders-temporary-halt.html

Told You I'd Use The Tomahawk / CBS (WKRG):

https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/citgo-clerk-defends-wife-with-tomahawk-during-attempted-theft/?fbclid=IwAR1lEl214P-RJPMRhaw-lWSxhiEcFr6q0jVLbTScOG3BAzsfc-E0gO3RAdw

Your soul is forfeit / NPR:

https://www.npr.org/2022/02/15/1080829813/priest-resigns-baptisms?fbclid=IwAR0_6Cx3hERuk0UVxyMwHQM9A30IrmCPsLG46ABR1EqzIxZ_O4ydlj1k7jc

Floridaman / ABC (WPBF):

https://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-school-bus-driver-arrested-kids-alcohol/39045423?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0Z81lvakzwkAk7R_YSlTSvGd5CARrt_dPubSGt8i5RRveNSwNgOUODlaE

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Midnight Madness

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Las Vegas man with a grenade up his butt (but not really) threatening to blow up a casino and apparently charged with the threat of lying (honestly we couldn't figure it out), IA man pranks his friend with mayo gets punched and loses it smashing his brothers car and killing his friend, car crash in KY leaves 2 men pointing the finger claiming the other kidnapped them, armed NM man apologizes for breaking a window but not eating their shrimp drinking their beer or using their bath in an armed apology, and Floridawoman may or may not have stabbed neighbors in leaf blowing dispute.

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https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-threatens-to-explode-las-vegas-casino-with-grenade-in-his-backside/?fbclid=IwAR1T9K6vNlTA3fDx3n3nGGx2liq8n1V8ZOkNKFLZiokfJt7FnUMa5hSkGdw

Featured Stories / Sources:

Butt Grenade / CBS (KLAS):

It's Just a Prank / NBC (AP):

https://who13.com/news/fight-over-mayo-ends-in-life-sentence-for-iowa-man/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1TpbMHNjueCHlTkQ3B1pyluVtuuIWxO0i8noVwRFuTBvT-nQhdw0k7U-A

Who kidnapped who / NBC (LEX 18):

https://www.lex18.com/news/police-driver-passenger-both-claim-they-were-kidnapped-when-car-flips-outside-nicholasville-wendys?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR32T27gpMplwuoekVqe3Pfl6RYCybeO_HTWnm8SXnhiVoeQ-kqhuVMgvv4

Armed Apology / Yahoo News:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/intruder-armed-ar-15-rifle-171313658.html?utm_source

Floridawoman / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/07/leaf-blowing-feud-ends-with-2-stabbed-florida-woman-arrested/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28x8YnwsAYzgBu1S0r9YhxkhbacjRhddXT050kNy8XhozrLjI_-PEiw54

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You Put the Coke in the Coconut

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A LV man claims the ghost of Dale Earnhardt made him drive into incoming traffic to bring NASCAR back to LV will it work we don't know but he's in jail, Columbia seizes 20,000 liquid cocaine filled coconuts...you put the coke in the coconuts and then you go to jail, 67 year old man thinks he's got a hernia he's just ignored for 10 years doctors operate and find his other testicle and about 3/4 of a female reproductive system no word on if he had periods. Man severs his own penis with scissors after smoking "2 Bongs" in this allegedly definitely hit piece story, and a bunch of rappers from Joey Bada$$ to Kevin Gates believe nutting is detrimental to their health as they lose life force...partners are probably also lost.

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https://www.wcax.com/2022/02/02/crash-suspect-says-dale-earnhardts-ghost-told-him-drive-wrong-way/?fbclid=IwAR2eAl8__tvlQKpEgOcpQsav6ESq5I20wsN3lQi84fvkS1G3AHNE_8San7M

Featured Stories / Sources:

Dale made me do it / WCAX:

Cocaine-Coconuts / Yahoo News:

https://news.yahoo.com/colombia-intercepts-20-000-coconuts-182114377.html?fr=sychp_catchall&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cDovL20uZmFjZWJvb2suY29t&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIyXD8ncT7kSam1oagd0yGXcbA7XLYFQsFYahtalUKzPAKXs9zlt7GXGv-5TLUaIFInKMaWYqKBw5RG1DO-m3zPxtgtcDOnXSe2qt9P5-nlBKDwUW5ULlnUpQex_dlTPxxHwYbW64g8L5CwONPn9Azd96nqi4Lm4pLt9uNbGxSyn

He's Goat a Leg Vagina / Times Now News:

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-goes-to-hospital-with-hernia-but-doctors-find-female-genitalia-in-bulge/853331

Weed Made Him Cut Off His Penis / Metro News:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/30/man-chopped-off-own-penis-with-scissors-after-using-cannabis-16015798/

Stay Young, Stay Strong, Don't Nut / XXL:

https://www.xxlmag.com/joey-badass-does-not-ejaculate-sex-preserve-lifeforce/?fbclid=IwAR3OAvxsTcg-rnQpJnr5YsdHBgh02Wksg03YGz2nUAe4jXQIrhrdkR12IxI

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I Cut Off the Wrong Head!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 02 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Italian government tries to have Noble Peace Prize Winner speak but gets a dose of Final Fantasy Porn, Midland school's principle (That doesn't seem very inclusive) promises there isn't litter boxes for students but can we be sure they didn't move them, Meijer grocery employee solves workplace disagreement by splashing a jar of poo and pee on their pants the punishment is very vague, TX woman finds out the hard way that you can't buy kids at Walmart, Drunk Priest in India tries to decapitate a goat ends up slitting a man's throat (We don't know how he screwed that up).

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FFVII Porn During Government Meeting / IGN:

Kids aren’t Using the Litter Boxes / Midland Daily News:

https://www.ourmidland.com/news/article/No-there-was-never-a-litterbox-in-a-Midland-16794724.php?fbclid=IwAR1QzUcg0x31gZGpWSAagCbKlMGq4zbLTGV2VDClK7R-ov_69NSMPE1jumI

Jar of Pee and Poo / ABC Up North Live:

https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/police-meijer-employee-splashes-another-employee-with-jar-full-of-feces-urine?fbclid=IwAR1WU2CMdiKfat1iTqK735muCog3Ciiy34FF4athiHgCb9HmHU21gMrjLOc

You Can't Buy Kids At Walmart / KSAT:

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/01/22/texas-woman-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-purchase-child-at-walmart-checkout-deputies-say/?fbclid=IwAR16FJSdcTC_zpHQmkfaxonVsLvs1_UrpOaom513M5MVVZw8D83-4mVCZeU

Goat Sacrifice Goes Wrong / MSN (Microsoft News):

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/animal-sacrifice-sees-drunk-priest-allegedly-behead-man-instead-of-goat/ar-AASTPHj?li=BBnb7Kz&fbclid=IwAR3y9wMDg-UCGsJxv9aleSQLvO1NIBLHmQvTWrIe4qkHaWuXZmqJ7Ocs8Lg

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This is What it Sounds Like...When Plants Cry!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Omaha woman scolds her cat whom immediately decides enough is enough and throws down woman calls 911 to save her, Being Vegan might be horrific as studies begin to prove that plants can feel pain and make sounds when they are injured or dying (So plants are sentient and vegans are barely better than cannibals, it's science), London ex ballet dancer strips down grabs some sex toys and knives and erotically dances in park the judge is not pleased, Portland Pickled mascot took over the teams social media and like so many men before him made the terrible decision to snap an unsolicited dick pic (or pickle pic...are mascot dicks even NSFW), Unidentified American man (Probably a Floridaman who are we kidding) has problems getting it up so his wife fills his entire urinary tract up with spray foam insulation (WARNING GUYS: This one is painful to listen to...But if you got to see pics click the link below)!

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Capibara in English is Capybara

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 19 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across US Border unclear if she's even in any trouble, Masterchef Ecuador in hot water after using endangered animals as ingredients (Except Capybara which are "least concerned" whatever that means), and LA police officers are still fired for ignoring a robbery to catch Pokémon, but it was a Snorlax.

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https://www.ajc.com/news/newnan-man-accused-of-kidnapping-woman-at-gunpoint-over-go-kart/ZIVKF3YEMZEBXL4XFF4ZMB3UOI/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1EoCiP0LKcWeFy7SfmSvCS9n1wohC5Xjoc224NmaGn3jZmjdcsgm7-dfo

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Go-Kart Kidnapping / The Atlanta Journal-Constitution :

Merry Christmas Poop Table / Fox News:

https://kdvr.com/news/local/man-poops-on-childs-picnic-table-then-steals-her-scooter-on-christmas/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3nHXTBMrB6jsOi4EpzWML788NoQniJjkyoCGAN8ZY0LO_Z3bWF22XYamY

Monkey Smuggling / Microsoft News:

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/us/woman-found-smuggling-spider-monkeys-in-duffel-bag-across-us-border/ar-AASsS45?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0fEn3vamcMDYovuwPfLaImPZ5wMxgQByxIiXz5YZZh70tTwAC8jB-GaI8

Masterchef Endangered Animals / VICE:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3v34m/masterchef-endangered-animals?utm_source=vicenewsfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0L2Os9l18F7IDKjaLsXKAGx_5aN_v__ob4c-No-KogGUKqQ0EXUSXHsyM

Gotta Catch 'Em All / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/lapd-officers-robbery-pokemon-go-b1990498.html?amp

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Meth It's What's For Breakfast

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Israeli Scientists teach goldfish to drive moving one step closer to a world run by fish, The President of Paraguay's Deer kills one of his own security detail, UK Mom finds meth in her daughter's cereal box turns it in and must be livid after finding out it's worth almost 40K, Floridaman says he doesn't know how meth and cocaine got strapped to his penis, and LA Man is arrested for the second time after trying to convince babysitters to change his diapers.

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Driving Goldfish / CTV News:

Deer Kills Soldier / The North West Star:

https://www.northweststar.com.au/story/7570514/paraguay-presidents-deer-kills-soldier/?cs=13136&fbclid=IwAR1e9oNYqEXelbEJSnhE3-Kdk2c5T9rx8HJn16KAjUVfnizGT2a40qhSsQI

Crystal Meth Cereal / The Indian Express:

https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-globally/uk-mom-finds-crystal-meth-in-cereal-7701027/

Floridaman Drug Wrapped Penis / Mercury News:

https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/12/25/florida-man-with-drugs-around-penis-denies-they-were-his/?fbclid=IwAR0NEuIoKhsy08S3bnfkwf5aY2hE3yjyXKmqTX3795Z0SsFrJx05_rYIccA

Changing Diapers / WRZ:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/metairie-man-caught-deceiving-babysitters-into-changing-his-diapers-arrested-for-second-time?fbclid=IwAR0uiZQhdrZO0hXt0Qrr0yn8nvVwgGfnFRIBWUi4PgBPhLAkWOepqEVgF9g

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This Is Not The Greatest Episode Ever Recorded…This Is Just A Tribute

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 05 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet; the recorder took a noise dive an hour in erasing our original show (which may or may not have been the Greatest Episode Ever) so this is The Tribute, covering everything from: Breaking down Billie Eilish's negative feelings towards porn after watching violent porn negatively affected her young sex life (also a lot of talk about Consent), Over 40 camels disqualified from a Saudi Camel Beauty Pageant over the use of plastic surgery, 48 year old Mom steals her daughter's identity defrauds the government and a college and then hooks up with 20something co-eds, Scientists say high Testosterone makes you a fuckboy does it we don't know, Politicians in Brazil solve their differences on policies through MMA and we think all political debates should follow suit, and finally Floridawoman's boyfriend wouldn't shut up so she poisons him with Quiet-Time Pills.

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Nostradamus Arsonist (Holiday Re-Release)

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 29 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Happy Holidays! While we take this time to spend with our families we didn't want you to go too long without hearing from us. So here is one of our classic episodes, enjoy because new episodes are coming in 2022!

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Cart Thieves leading to serious 1st world problems to Czech scientists getting fish addicted to Meth, A man predicting a fire seconds before he starts it to A woman that led police on a very on again off again varying speed chase until being caught at McDonald's ordering food.

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Mortar…in My Butt!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston woman was tired of losing so she set the machine on fire pushing a nearby player to shoot her, Walmart pulls a singing and dancing cactus from its online stores after finding one of its songs is a Polish rap about cocaine and hopelessness, Christian preacher recounts a sexual encounter with her husband that wasn't her husband but was a reptilian alien claiming to be Xerxes but JESUS IS REAL, WA man accidentally burns down his house trying to kill a snake unsuccessfully, and finally in the UK a man "accidentally" gets an anti-tank mortar round lodged in his butt!

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Healthy Ketchup

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Back from the holiday break (This episode was recorded before the Thanksgiving Holiday)

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by their new business partner Austin of Times Live Media Group to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: UK McDonalds fan threatens to call the authorities after a food vlogger makes "Healthy Ketchup" abomination by making Ketchup water, LA deer takes itself to the hospital after being grievously injured is this proof of reincarnation or just an amazing coincidence, in Egypt hundreds are injured and 3 are dead after it rained scorpions...or it rained and that brought scorpions either way it's biblical, New Zealand woman calls the police to rescue her after she is held hostage...by a possum, and finally Brass Against front woman pees on a willing fan in the middle of their show and her band does not have her back.

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Snake Takes A Bite Out The D

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 17 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Was the Astroworld tragedy really a satanic sacrifice, a family in MA watches as their loved ones body goes into their grave before their casket and they are quite upset about it, Disney fans are up in arms wanting stricter wardrobe rules after seeing a mans shirt telling the world he gave his wife the D for Disney of course, Dutch man on safari in Africa gets the first case of penis rot after getting bitten by a snake in the toilet, and prison workers are in serious trouble after using Baby Shark to torment prisoners the way parents have been tormented since it's release.

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2 Puppies, A Monkey & A Barrel of Piranhas

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 10 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, this week joined by long time friend and fan of the show, Matt aka Twitch Streamer "IPunch__" McConnell to cover everything from: a Japanese man in trouble with the law for making his kitty swim, a woman finishes the second half of a marathon after pooping her pants and beats her personal record, TX Longhorns special teams coach's stripper girlfriend's monkey bites a child, KY woman stabs her cousin over the use of her sex toy, Brazilian man is killed by piranhas while escaping from bees his friends are suspiciously fine, Florida shootout between a woman and dog nappers ends with all the bullets blindly fired hitting nothing.

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Do you have protection? I have GEICO! ft Marc "Greatness" Hunter

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, but this week they are joined by return guest Marc "Greatness" Hunter. Veteran, Motivational Speaker, Entrepreneur, and Author of: The Greatness Manefesto" and the upcoming "Unstoppable Breakthrough". The boys discuss how Marc found himself in the ARMY, past run ins with the law, how he turned his skills into business success, transitioning into the family business and elevating it, motivational speaking and becoming an author. He then joins the guys covering everything from: a BC woman that is quite literally rocked awake by a meteorite crashing through her bed and landing inches from her head, new AI ethically answer program Ask Delphi and how quickly it exhibited signs of racism, and a Midwest woman suing GEICO for millions after contracting HPV during sex in a car covered by the insurance company.

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Fart Ghost Gets Hypnotized Nurse Fired!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this very special Halloween episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, each with their own Halloween Flavor; covering everything from: A UK nurse is convinced she was unjustly fired since her coworkers hypnotized her causing her to get possessed and making her fart against her will, NZ town of Christchurch lays off their official wizard of over 2 decades due to sexist comments, Dallas man is in the headlines again after his newest Halloween decorations are so good people are convinced he's committing murder...and that may just be the plan, CA man sues psychic for not removing a curse his ex had a witch place on him oh yeah she charged him thousands, and finally Seattle Elementary School cancels Halloween because of racism...they think they're on the right side of the racism but we beg to differ!

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When A Good Boy...Turns Bad! ft DJ AK Vibes

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 20 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by a long time friend Andy, better known as DJ AK Vibes. This week the boys discuss what happened to Andy after high school, how did enter into the crazy Philadelphia DJ scene, memories from working as a student in the music industry, meeting celebrities Good and Bad, how he found himself in Miami, where his love of travel came from, out of the 80+ countries he's visited what are the best and weirdest, and he answers the age old question what country has the most beautiful women. He then joins the guys to talk about: A PA man tells police that he's not to blame for stabbing his wife it was the dog, in NC a man stops to help a woman that was just in an accident just to have her steal his car and kids luckily being a mother was too much for her and she left the kids at a nearby motel, and of course with a FL DJ joining us we needed to end on Floridaman wielding a sword setting fires and flooding holding cells!

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Mexican Ninja Beats US Military

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 13 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Boston School has to book a party bus equipped with stripper poles for a school field trip amid bus driver shortages for some reason this was a problem, a Kansas City man is arrested after trying to sell a catalytic converter...with meth in the picture, Shakira is attacked and robbed by wild boars also she has an entourage of 70 people apparently, a Ninja that we assume was Mexican went up against US Special Forces there were 2 injuries it was the soldiers the police had to step in to stop this possibly Latin Shinobi, and finally Australia has such an issue with carp that they are planning on giving them all herpes; Also what's the best dipping sauces and Kyle's old person taste in cereal.

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Boiling Bear Piss Burns Down Forest ft Jared Haas (Writer/Director of The Retailer)

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, joined by Special Guest Filmmaker Jared Haas (Writer/Director of "The Retailer"), covering everything from: What got Jared into filmmaking, What it was like filming during a pandemic and then making a hard left into a Crypto Trading Hamster out trading Warren Buffet, A woman pulls a gun on Philadelphia Chipotle Employees for closing early, and a Shaman burns down a CA forest while trying to boil down bear piss for a spell...yeah to drink it.

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When The Birds and The Bees Go To War!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A UT Model falls for a phone scam that costs her all of the hair on her head, Rolling Stones Manager dies in a very suspicious way while digging a grave the irony writes itself, an OK man robs a man at spike point taking his leg...don't worry it was prosthetic and got caught with it tied to his head, German Scientists potty train cows to combat climate change, and the secret war between Penguins and Bees in South Africa finally comes to light with the slaughter of 63 penguins but honestly we side with the bees.

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Legal Pot, Puts Police Dogs Down

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 22 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An upset customer in CO leads to a more upset contractor ripping out their shower (also would you use our human car wash as a bath alternative?), NJ's new marijuana laws are making it hard to search cars whenever police want so now they want you to look at the faces of the drug dogs that have lost their jobs so you can smoke your devil's lettuce, Spanish Bishop has decided to leave the church after finding he loves a Satanic Tinged Erotic Author more than he loves Jesus, A cast iron skillet thief is at large in PA we don't know why they stole cast iron skillets but we know they're worth too much money, lastly Floridaman is arrested after showing his privates to 7 different toll workers: was he trying to pay, was he just being naked in his own space. or was he being creepy?

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One Penis to Save The World!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 15 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Leeks "reefer smoking" man is arrested after stealing Viagra when he couldn't stand up to the needs of his new girlfriend lawyers says not a "hardened" criminal, In FL a marriage proposal goes wrong when the banner is mistaken as hate speech company employee takes too long to get why offensive, Omaha NE man takes multi-tasking to a dangerous level by driving talking on the phone eating Taco Bell and admiring a knife (he's too embarrassed to admit he cuts tacos), A deranged man from TN had to appease the voices on the radio by chopping off his penis and throwing it out the window during a police chase but he was trying to save the world, Floridaman is found naked beaten and completely destroyed after being kicked in the head MULTIPLE TIMES by horses and mauled viciously by dogs, and lastly a UK man makes history being the first person to report breaking their penis VERTICALLY!

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Glue...Makes a Deadly Condom!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 08 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A rhino head ends up on a PA street and police don't know if it's illegal or not but wonder why people aren't coming forward, the only resident of Nebraska's only one person town is confused to find out about a 100% population boom but it was all made up to protect her information, In VA a man sets fire to a gas station after his card got declined leading to a hammer wielding standoff with police which led to us coming up with the armored vanguard of the police force (trust us they'd be awesome), WI Karen gets all in everyone's business at McDonald's drive thru and is shocked when she sees a baby cow in a car, and a man in India died when after a drug fueled romp with his fiancee with no condoms led to a terrible eureka moment and he decided to seal his penis with "Strong Glue".

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I'm Not Sacrificing Chickens...Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A tragic love affair between a woman and a chimpanzee cut short by a zoo that tolerates bullying, a man in NJ that practices Santeria may or may not have been sacrificing animals but definitely didn't have permission to have a small farm in his townhome, a study about lying was accurate since the data was based off of lies (also we found out we hate economist.com), a WI woman "accidentally" shoots a friend while using a LOADED GUN'S LASER to play with a cat, finally a man steals a car in Kansas City to make a court date in St Louis...it didn't go well for him.

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Spicy Cocaine

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 25 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man caught smuggling a surprisingly large amount of cocaine in a tiny vessel...peppers (essentially creating Spicy Cocaine), a real life Weekend at Bernie's situation when two NY women capitalize on their roommates death to throw a bunch of parties, A Long Island library gives away a comic book that they didn't know was chocked full of porn for free to families, in Seattle a naked man stabs another naked man for unknown reasons (launching a very confused discussion on nudist beaches/colonies and how they deal with minors), and of course we had to finish it off with Floridaman going on an "impressive crime spree" (to quote the police) that sounds like something straight out of grand theft auto.

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Poor Penmanship Stops Bank Robbery

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 18 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An inventor modifies a car straight out of Twisted Metal that spews 20 foot flames, Utahns (Utitans) demand the governor's name be changed to something less obscene, a man fails to rob a bank multiple times based solely off of his bad hand writing, a road rage incident leads to assault on an officer and a friend losing a nipple, and a nice day on the river turns into a police chasing a sailing car!

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Machine Turtle

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 11 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A flying turtle crashes into a car on a FL highway (and how could we improve on the turtle...rebuild him make him stronger), a Burger King employee in a crazy turn of events pulls a gun on a customer, a Japanese man dies of a heart attack during a solo session, a Chinese man tries to cure constipation with a live eel up the butt, and a homeless man that may or may not be Jesus stabs 3 in PA.

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Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 04 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: buying planets, a statewide police chase of an oil tanker that may or may not just be following it's route, a pair of dogs out for a joyride crash a tractor trailer into a brand new house, a trailer park for swingers sparks a debate over the strange emphasis of sex in marriage, yet another person attempting to bang a horse but this time it's a pony, and a rainbow dildo butt monkey teaches kids to read in London and parents are not pleased.

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Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Bear Maced Everyone!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 28 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An non-armed man harassing women, a candle thief that used bear mace to pull off the perfect heist, a woman that acted as a demented tooth fairy, proof you're not safe anywhere when a man is hit by a car at his dinner table & a shooting/stabbing with a sword over a pigeon race.

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Right to Arm "BEARS"!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 21 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A bear stealing a gun and snacks to A shooting over who won a foot race & A woman almost loses a finger walking her dog to A Taco Bell nearly burning down due to fireworks.

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Nostradameus Arsonist

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Wed, 14 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

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Lost, Naked & Afraid

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 08 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Nude sunbathers running scared in AUS and getting lost in the woods irritating local authorities to a stampede of cows fleeing for there lives in southern CA, a sex doll being mistaken for a naked drowning woman to a man being belittled for standing by as a "diminutive" woman was kidnapped. All this and more on this week's return episode!

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Gay Penguin Adoption

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 05 Nov 2020 12:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman "personating" a prosecutor to drop her own charges, the second story we've covered about a cock fighting rooster killing a man this time a Police Chief, A terrible man receiving instant universal karma, A repeat offending egg stealing gay penguin couple that just want a chick of their own, and a Floridaman that worked up an appetite burgling.

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Holy Threesome

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The arrest of a priest after hiring 2 dominatrix and filming the tryst, a sandwich flinging brouhaha at McDonald's, a fart in an Uber leads to court and worse, a man becomes an unknowing drug mule, and an attempted firebug arrested for trying to burn everything and everyone around with homemade flamethrower..

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Hypnotic Prostate Exam

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man being shot for having an old phone, A couple arrested for trying to arrange a sexual affair with a horse, A hypnotist that was arrested for giving illegal prostate exams, and a chastity locker that was discovered to have the chance of being permanently locked on your member.

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Vagina Cult Beach Party

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 15 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man stealing and returning a truck to meet aliens, a cult worshipping a 4 foot vagina have a beach party, A girl fakes a kidnapping to miss school, 325,000 used condoms cleaned for resale, and Floridaman attacking cops with a Bible.

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Flaming Chicken Poop!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 17:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman leading police on a high speed chase because she had to poop, a real life burgling Catwoman, a "Deputy Headed" teacher killed by cows, and the highly dangerous and explosive nature of Chicken Poop!

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Man Cuts off Girlfriend's Hand...She Goes to Jail?!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 24 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man cutting of his girlfriend's hand and she goes to jail, an Anchorage dentist going to jail after removing a tooth on a hoverboard, Ole Miss accidentally putting a porn star on a cup to honor healthcare workers, and an anti-masker misquoting Pixar while getting thrown out of Disney..

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The Great Rice Negotiation

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 17 Sep 2020 14:10:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man being arrested for calling 911 over 1000 times selling eggs rolls, a man stealing a police dog with sausages, the hilarious telling of a man in India's rice negotiation, a woman trying out a sex toy in the shop, and a man blowing up his house trying to kill a fly.

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We're Making an OnlyFans?!?!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Thu, 10 Sep 2020 12:00:00 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man making a naked Taco Bell run, A woman being kicked out of Bingo for not covering her neck hole, a Swiss town experiencing once in a lifetime precipitation (Chocolate Snow) and Bella Thorne's entry and effect on the OnlyFans platform.

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The Great Nut Heist

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sat, 05 Sep 2020 16:30:22 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An "elaborate" heist of $350k in pistachios, why a lector was punched in the face at a Philadelphia church, a Floridaman trying to cash in the payout on stolen scratch-off's at the store he stole them from, to Brazil's President picking up a little person thinking he was a child.

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Conservative Crotch Shot

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sat, 05 Sep 2020 16:17:08 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A delivery driver getting caught pooping in a garden by a blue belted Karen to An extreme right wing man trolling liberals by pointing a loaded gun at his crotch and accidentally firing it.

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Chainsaw Fight

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sat, 05 Sep 2020 16:09:38 -0400

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A funeral home bringing the wrong body to a funeral which led to a multi hour long search for the correct body to either a large or small group of men fighting on a Toronto Beach which then escalated to a chainsaw wielding nightmare for passerby's.

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Jarred Got Blown Up!

The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPN — Sat, 05 Sep 2020 16:01:25 -0400

On this week's episode Jarred and Kyle take a step away from their usual wheelhouse of weird/funny internet click-bait news to finally shed light on a long kept Rum Runnas secret. Listen to the guys discuss the events and circumstances that led up to an explosion that almost killed Jarred! Hear in graphic detail the accident, as well as the unforeseen way his burns mutated, his time spent hospitalized, the PTSD from the traumatic experience, culminating in the full discussion of his side of a story that since untold caused him to lose many of the people that he considered friends. This is an episode you don't want to miss, this time a Rum Runna IS the story!

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