The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches

Kenny Omega (Part 1)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 08 Sep 2026 03:00:00 -0500

This week on the Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches, Orchid and Colette cover the enigmatic, sensational, and often unnecessarily controversial career of Kenny Omega! It’s the first time The Wheel has landed on a name submitted by Orchid, and boy is she anxious about it! We cover his fascinating journey to Japan's DDT Pro-Wrestling, his first big breaks on the American independent scene, his brief-but-incredible run in All Japan Pro Wrestling, and the Birth of The Cleaner Gimmick. This is the first of a two-part episode, and it's our longest one yet! One Battle Cry After Another!

Matches Discussed:

Kenny Omega vs. Mike Angels (Freelance, 7/6/2008)
Kenny Omega vs. Kota Ibushi - 2 out of 3 Falls (DDT, 8/6/08)
Kenny Omega vs. Low Ki - (JAPW, 12/13/2008)
Kenny Omega vs. Claudio Castagnoli vs. Bryan Danielson (ROH, 3/14/2009)
Kenny Omega & Kota Ibushi vs. Danshoku Dino & Yoshihiko (DDT, 5/4/2009)
Kenny Omega vs. Haruka (Stardom, 7/24/2011)
Kenny Omega vs. Kaz Hayashi (AJPW, 2/3/2012)
Kenny Omega vs. Kota Ibushi (DDT, 8/18/2012)
Kenny Omega vs. El Generico (DDT, 12/23/2012)
Kenny Omega vs. Ryusuke Taguchi (NJPW, 1/4/2015)
Kenny Omega vs. KUSHIDA (NJPW, 1/4/2016)

Watch these matches and more on our Kenny Omega Patron Syllabus playlist!

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Markio Yoshida

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 25 Aug 2026 13:31:21 -0500

This week on the Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches, Orchid and Colette cover the career of late-90s joshi sensation Mariko Yoshida. It’s the first time a listener-submitted name has come down from The Wheel, and what a ride it is. From her origins as a midcard worker in All Japan Women’s Pro-Wrestling to her rise as the true heart of Arison and beyond, join us as we delve into career reinvention, the merits of hyper visual fighting, the sounds latex-adjacent gear makes in a mic’d-up wrestling ring, and some of the most technically proficient, thrilling wrestling you’re likely to experience in this or any other lifetime!

Matches Discussed:

Mariko Yoshida vs. Reggie Bennett (AJW 6/22/96)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Chaparita ASARI (8/4/96)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Lady Apache (CMLL 2/6/97)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Reggie Bennett (Arison 5/5/98)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Aja Kong (Arison 6/21/98)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Mikiko Futagami (Arison 4/14/99)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Aja Kong (Arison 5/7/00)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Megumi Fujii (Arison 5/24/03)
Mariko Yoshida vs. Rebecca Knox (APW 10/28/05)

Watch these matches and more on our Mariko Yoshida Patron Syllabus playlist on YouTube!

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Sara Del Rey

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 18 Aug 2026 01:32:27 -0500

This week, Orchid and Colette get emotional about Sara Del Rey. The once and forever Queen of Wrestling changed the landscape for women’s professional wrestling in the United States through her work in SHIMMER, CHIKARA, Ring of Honor, and other independent wrestling promotions before signing to WWE as a trainer in 2012, a position she holds to this day. While her career as an active wrestler was brief, it was magnificent: a 10 year stretch of classics rivaling the very best of her generation, regardless of their gender. But is she the Greatest Wrestler of All Time? Find out!

Matches Discussed:

vs. Super Dragon (APW 9/13/02)
vs. Mercedes Martinez (SHIMMER 11/6/05)
vs. Lacey (SHIMMER 6/2/07)
vs. Hailey Hatred (JAPW 3/20/10)
vs. Kana (CHIKARA 10/8/11)
vs. Eddie Kingston (CHIKARA 7/28/12)

Watch these matches and more on our Sara Del Rey Patron Syllabus playlist on YouTube!

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Diamond Dallas Page (Part 2)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 04:00:00 -0500

On Part 2, Orchid and Colette cover DDP's feud with Raven, the incredibly strange celebrity matches, and his brief WWE run.

Diamond Dallas Page (Part 1)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:10:03 -0500

On this week's episode, Colette and Orchid cover the early stages of Diamond Dallas Page's career, up until his feud with Randy Savage.

Fred Ottman (AKA The Shockmaster)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 04:00:00 -0500

Megumi Kudo

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:00:00 -0500

This week, Orchid and Colette discuss the career of deathmatch trailblazer Megumi Kudo! After washing out of the biggest women's wrestling promotion in history, Kudo returned to wrestling to anchor the women's division of Atsushi Onita's FMW, where she became an icon, putting together a resume of classic wrestling matches and unbelievable death match spectacles. Icon or not, the question still stands: Is Megumi Kudo the greatest wrestler of all time?

Thanks to Brett aka BAHU for a lot of biographical information on Kudo.
https://fmwwrestling.us/Kudo.html
https://fmwwrestling.us/Kudo96.html

PATRON SAINT: Megumi Kudo Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL0gcYs2LHI&list=PLAPCyqpxZpb8

John Cena (Part 2)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 04:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode, Orchid and Colette dig into the second half of John Cena’s career, finding the face of the WWE in hostile territory against the likes of CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Brock Lesnar, and more! What’s the most divisive period of Cena’s career? What’s the point of his retirement run? What is Colette’s last name? Is John Cena the greatest wrestler of all time? The answers to those questions are right here on The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches.

Matches discussed:

vs. CM Punk (Money In The Bank, 7/17/2011)
vs. Rey Mysterio (Raw, 7/25/2011)
vs. Brock Lesnar (Extreme Rules 2012, Summerslam 2014)
vs. Daniel Bryan (Summerslam, 8/18/2013)
vs. AJ Styles (Smackdown, 2/27/2018)
vs. Cody Rhodes (Summerslam, 8/3/2025)

John Cena - Part 1

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 04:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Orchid and Colette take on a question that has long vexed wrestling fans: Is John Cena the greatest wrestler of all time? Colette is pretty sure the answer is yes, but Orchid could use some convincing. A career as long and storied as Cena's deserves maximum attention, so this is the first of TWO parts, covering 2002 to 2010.

Watch the Patron Saints John Cena Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ5Gm5XkivE&list=PLEMbcjjiWoL4IIkGJXAEPtHIRur4q0yAn

Matches Discussed:

John Cena vs. Kurt Angle (6/27/02)
John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam (6/1/06)
John Cena vs. Umaga (1/28/07)
John Cena vs. The Great Khali (6/3/07)
John Cena vs. Batista (4/25/10)
AND MORE!

Goldberg (Part 2)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:00:00 -0500

Welcome to The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches! It’s a podcast where Orchid Cugini (Live, Laugh, Ligerbomb) and Colette Arrand (BIG EGG) make convincing (or not-so-convincing) arguments for every wrestler ever’s claim to be the Greatest Wrestler of All Time! In this debut episode, Orchid and Colette explain the premise of the show, their methodologies in determining a wrestler’s greatness, and, most importantly, their very first candidate: Bill Goldberg!

Debuting in World Championship Wrestling in September of 1997 as a glowering muscleman who smashed the likes of Hugh Morris, The Barbarian, and Road Block before shrugging off “Mean” Gene Okerlund, Goldberg quickly became a phenomenon, winning the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship and the WCW World Heavyweight Championship before the conclusion of his rookie year, riding a once-in-a-lifetime wave of momentum garnered by his undefeated streak.

In this episode, Orchid and Colette dig into this era of Goldberg. What was WCW like before his arrival? What did the debut of AoL 4.0 have to do with his rise? How much of Goldberg’s perceived greatness is a matter of his being booked to dominate and how much of it was actual ability? These questions and more are on the table in part two of a two part exploration of one of the more unique, controversial careers of the past 30 years.

Episode 1 - Goldberg (Part 1)

Colette & Orchid — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Orchid and Colette dig into this era of Goldberg. What was WCW like before his arrival? What did the debut of AoL 4.0 have to do with his rise? How much of Goldberg’s perceived greatness is a matter of his being booked to dominate and how much of it was actual ability? These questions and more are on the table in part one of a two part exploration of one of the more unique, controversial careers of the past 30 years.

Matches discussed include:

vs. Steve “Mongo” McMichael (WCW 12/28/97)
vs. Steven Regal (WCW 2/8/98)
vs. Raven (WCW 4/20/98)
vs. Scott Hall (WCW 6/1/98)
vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan (7/6/98)

Patron Saints: Launch Announcement

Colette & Orchid — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 12:41:23 -0500

Orchid explains the project :)