The episode we've been waiting for. Where Hollywood film god Rudolph "The Great Lover" Valentino turns out to be a vampire and The Countess' great love. 

Digressions include: F.W. Murnau's skull still missing, Rudolph Valentino's beyond-the-grave big dick energy, who might be a vampire in Hollywood now, Mr. Darcy's hand-flex, facts about Marlon Brando and the Oscar for Best Ass. 

Every week, we pick our favourite Quote of the Episode, Bomer Boner Award for Horniest Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Liz and Tristan fall in love, and the Countess' only weakness is revealed. 

Digressions include: the crying-laughing emoji, hot people dying. 

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In this episode, we review the final episode of American Horror Stories, Game Over. Anna and Clarisse pitch their dream episodes of AHSs.

Digressions include: Seth Rogen's Yearbook, Zendaya, the AHS/MCU crossover no one except us wants, death by IP, sexy Mothman. 

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In this episode, we review the sixth episode of American Horror Stories, Feral.

Digressions include: Aaron Tveit's Tony nomination, Cody Fern's accent, our pitch for Australian Horror Story and casting sexy Bigfoot spin-off series. 

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In this episode, we review the fifth episode of American Horror Stories: Ba'al (or Discount Rosemary's Baby).

Digressions include: White Woman's Instagram 

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In this episode, we review the third episode of American Horror Stories: The Naughty List

Digressions include: YouTube drama, TikTok breakups, TooTurntTony and our own naughty lists. 

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In this episode, we review the third episode of American Horror Stories: Drive-in

Digressions include: Glass Animals, which streaming service you'd like to be murdered by, and the mystery of two Glass Animals vinyls found by the bins.

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In this episode, tiny vampires become a pandemic, and hipsters arrive at The Cortez. 

Digressions include: blood cheese, hipster hotels, vampires eating things, a lot of simping for Lady Gaga. 

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In this episode, a spooky Halloween dinner party with your favourite American serial killers. 

Digressions include: matching The Avengers to serial killers, Dahmer, Loki hairflips, 

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In this episode, we review the first two episodes of American Horror Stories: Rubber (Wo)Man. 

Digressions include: sperm and the Haunted Mansion Disneyland ride.

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In this episode, we discuss everything we know about American Horror Story: Double Feature and speculate about what we can expect from it. 

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In this episode, everyone goes deep into their mommy issues. 

Digressions include: vampires getting high in What We Do in the Shadows and True Blood, people who are attractive to everyone, Labyrinth, Kyle MacLachlan, and ultra-specific dating profiles. 

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In this episode, everyone simps for Gaga. Understandably. 

Digressions include: terrible fashions, the TikTok room, The Sims, 1940s glamour, 1970s decadence, debunking Bianca Jagger on a horse, Andy, Keith and Robert (which Robert?!). 

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In the first episode of a new season, Hotel, and the horniness is out of control. 

Digressions include: Lady Gaga as an auteur, the Fast and the Furious ride, Haunted Mansion, vampires, jawline season. 

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To round off the end of the rewatch of American Horror Story: Freak Show, Clarisse and Anna invite you to the totally objective, hyper-specific Dandy Awards, sponsored by Mott Frozen Goods. 

Featuring such suitably trashy categories as the Dandy Award for Best Line, the Bomer Boner Award for Horniest Moment, the Dandiest Dandy Moment, Best Fit, Best Murder, amongst others.

Be warned: there are moments of sincerity. 

Digressions include Lana del Rey being unnofficially part of the AHS universe, American Horror Story: Daddy, Elsa and Dandy's talk show, the costume design craft of tighty-whities.

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In finale of Freak Show, Dandy Mott rebrands the Cabinet of Curiosities and Elsa's time in Hollywood comes to an end. 

Digressions include: horses are weird, ponies are betters but donkeys reign supreme, Sir Top Hat is back, Titanic, Cabaret casting news.  

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Chester the Magician unravels, Stanley gets his comeuppance and Clarisse's Pinocchio theory is vindicated. 

Digressions include: Pinocchio, a Flex Tape callback, a cinephile murder mystery that Anna's definitely going to write, NPH and Clarisse's stage magic podcast, and an unforgivable omission from the AHS universe. 

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Chester the Magician (Neil Patrick Harris) arrives at the Freak Show with his best friend Marjorie and his many chameleons. 

Digressions include: the Line of Duty finale, Magic (1978), some magic history, spoilers for The Prestige (2006), the unlikely influence of Dandy Mott on Zemo

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In this episode, Pepper loses her soulmate and Freak Show meets Asylum.

Digressions include: Clarisse's distate of tissues, Newsies, monkeys with guns, Link, the joys of stage magic, Piffles the Dog Who Knows

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Dandy goes full murder and Jimmy is very depressed and making bad decisions. 

Digressions include: Clarisse's secret history as an Avon lady, the questionable horniness of this entire episode, Dandy-themed spinoffs Dandy in Paris, Dandy xoxo and The Dandy Diaries. 

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Dandy goes to therapy, Ethel and Elsa's conflict comes to a head. 

Digressions include: a failed segue from facial hair to feathers, dating revenge fantasies, looking for a rat king on dating apps, that girl power scene in Avengers: Endgame, Anna's cat confronts Clarisse, Gene Wilder as a turtle. 
 
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In this episode, Jimmy confronts Dell about being a terrible father.  

Digressions include: American Crime Story: Nirvana, Evan Peters playing Kurt Cobain, unethical tattooing, 

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Dandy gets dramatic, Paul falls in love and Elsa is a massive hypocrite. 

Digressions include: DragRace All Stars, prestige TV, TikTok AHS mashups 

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Dandy Mott does a monologue in his underwear while working out. Some other stuff happens. 

Digressions include: Dorian Gray, Jack the Ripper conspiracy theories, aliens, Ripperologists, 

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, the mysterious gentleman with a top hat, Edward Mordrake, continues on his interviews for the position of... being dead. 

Digressions include: Edward Mordrake as a boss, the Edward Mordrake Adventures spin-off, WTF with Edward Mordrake, 8mm and Hardcore.

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, we meet the mysterious gentleman with a top hat, a smoke machine and a sympathetic nod: Edward Mordrake and his demon face, Jared. 

Digressions include: naming Edward Mordrake's demon head, emo nostalgia, shrines to celebrities, the TikToks that make us question everything,  the Matt Bomer Scale of Male Beauty and what Edward Mordrake Therapy would look like.

Introducing new weekly categories: Bomer Boner Moment, Paulson v Paulson, Big Feels for Big Drama, alongside the regular sections of Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week. 

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In this episode, Dandy's intensity is bumming out Twisty's murder vibes.

Digressions include: Scream Queens, Dandy and Twisty Murder Pals spin-off show, and ruining The Little Mermaid forever.

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For the start of a new season, we give you super-sized episode for a super-sized season premiere for American Horror Story: Freak Show where we are introduced to the main characters and antagonists of Fraülein Elsa Mars's Cabinet of Curiosities.

Digressions include: an apology to Finn Wittrock, demonic Furbys, Baltimore accents, rants about clowns

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To round off the end of the rewatch of American Horror Story: Coven, Clarisse and Anna give out the hyper-specific, ultra-ridiculous Golden Melon Baller Coven Awards, brought to you by BALENCIAGAAAA.

Featuring such suitably trashy categories as the Golden Melon Award for Most Bitchy Line, the Golden Melon Award for the Best Good Boy Kyle Moment, the Golden Melon Award for Best Axeman Jazzy Line and the Golden Melon Award for the Most Myrtle Moment, amongst others.

Digressions include Vlad the Cat's secret plan, a WandaVision crossover, Clarisse's upcoming Greek myths podcast and what to expect from AHS: Freak Show.

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In the finale of the season, the Seven Wonders are performed, the Next Supreme is revealed and not a lot of characters are left alive. 

Digressions include: Cardi B's new video, tiny-tiny hands, our magical powers, Clarisse's family curse

Introducing new weekly categories: Best Quote, Best Song, Best Witch Pun, Best Fit, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week

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In this episode, Cordelia sees a doomed future for the Coven, Fiona out-fuckboys the Axeman and the centuries-long conflict between LaLaurie and Laveau comes to a head. 

Digressions include: Axeman's sax-dick innuendos, the practicalities of the Axeman understanding plays, the value of the word 'fisticuff', The Fisticuff Club, and a discussion about the expression 'lily-livered'. 

Introducing new weekly categories: Best Quote, Best Song, Best Witch Pun, Best Fit, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week

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In this episode, Marie Laveau and Fiona take down the top dogs at the Corporation with a little help from the Axeman. Delphine is fooled by Spalding for a doll. 

Digressions include: an AHS Axeman spin-off, cardamom and jazz. 

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In this episode, a distraught Marie Laveau joins forces with Fiona to ruin the Corporation, Misty gets a confidence boost from Stevie Nicks.

Digressions include: Eminem, The Office. 

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In this episode, we learn more about Hank and his daddy issues (did we need to?),

SPOILER ALERT for Wild Mountain Thyme 0:12:39

Digressions include: Into the Woods, spoilers for Wild Mountain Thyme, Clarisse makes a choice between dog and Axeman, all the things that Stevie Nicks invented.

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In this episode, Cordelia and the coven try to take down Fiona, and almost every mother on the show is revealed to be abusive. 

Digressions include: celebrity dogs, Carlos Saura films, and enemas.

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In this episode, we discuss the various problematic relationships of Coven.

Digressions include: how murder vaginas work, serial killer apartment vibes, chic serial killer fits.

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In this episode, we meet a competitor for our favourite dead serial killer softboi: the Axeman.

Digressions include: Flex Tape, softbois, the perils of dating jazz men, the AHS-The Office crossover no one needed, La La Land

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In this episode, Zoe is finally useful, Fiona is dramatic, Cordelia has a new power, Myrtle gets Regina George-d.

Digressions include: Pedro Pascal, Game of Thrones, Regina George, angry chihuahuas.

*NOTES* SPOILER ALERT for Game of Thrones and Mean Girls. Please excuse Anna's audio in this episode.  

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In this episode, Fiona reaches Peak Bitch moment, we learn more about Spalding than we wanted to and the Council of Witchcraft arrives. 

Digressions include: barking kinks, The September Issue, Dead Man Bones, murder boobs.

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In this episode, Fiona takes on Madison as her witch-protégé and Zoe tries to do right by FrankenKyle.

Digressions include our visions of the afterlife, Jason Momoa, the power play of eating fried chicken, and a retelling of the Minotaur myth.

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In this episode, FrankenKyle is created, Fiona and Marie Laveau have a bitch-off and we meet Stevie Nicks' #1 fan Misty Day.

Digressions include Pumpkin Spice Lattes, mashed potato faces, snakes in butts, the best Stevie Nicks song.

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We begin a with the first episode of AHS Coven, where we meet all the teen witches, their Supreme and the undead serial killer mme

Digressions include the typeface of The VVitch, WitchTok, Suicide Squad, Nicolas Cage and his tomb, Jim Carrey's ghost experiences, Clarisse's favourite EVP and some over-excited speculation about AHS Season 10.

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To round off the end of the rewatch of American Horror Story: Asylum, Clarisse and Anna give out the hyper-specific, ultra-ridiculous Asylum Awards, sponsored by Satan.

Featuring such suitably demented categories as Best Random Background Briarcliff Patient, Best Bloody Face Kill, Best Lana Winters Outfit, Worst Monsignor Moment, Most Satan Moment and the Biggest Daddy Award.

Digressions include Shakespeare in Love, the guests at the Sondheim dinner party, Clarisse's angry letter writing.

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In this episode, Lana and Johnny Morgan finally meet face to face.

Digressions include the end of the Monsignor, Anna's cat has opinions on the aliens, Audible logistics and cute Satanic merchandise.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Sad Butt (formerly known as Best Butt), MVP of the Episode, Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week and Cinematic Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, we flashforward to the Monsignor becoming Cardinal, Sister Jude still stuck at Briarcliff, the Walkers are living their best polyamorous life and Lana has turned into a bit of a diva. The aliens are still peeping. 

Digressions include accepting wrong orders, Off Menu, and pizza. 

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In this episode, Lana finally escapes from Briarcliff and writes her exposé, the Monsignor continues being garbage, and Kit wants to get a horse. 

Digressions include a milk fetishes, the difficulties of caring for a horse, the Monsignor's missed opportunity at a book deal and Moira Rose appreciation. 

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In this episode, Sister Jude is subjected to a horrendous ordeal, but also pioneers the musical stylings of AHS, the Monsignor tackles Treehand Dr. Arden meets his (appropriately creepy) end. Grace is also there.

Digressions include a Treehouse of Horror connection, DJs at school dances,

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In this episode, we meet the Son of Bloody Face, Kit partners with Dr. Arden, the aliens return and the Monsignor gets his comeuppance. 

Digressions include The Faculty, voyeur aliens, Fire in the Sky. 

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Sad Butt (formerly known as Best Butt), MVP of the Episode, Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week and Cinematic Reference of the Week.

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In this episode, Clarisse discovers a burning hatred for the Monsignor, Ian McShane does Santa justice and Sister Satan gets pally with the Monsignor. Kit is still a nice boy and tries to mind his own business. 

Digressions include the upcoming American Horror Stories, Santa-themed horror, and the voice of Men Appreciating Art. 

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In this episode, we cannot help but stan the Angel of Death, Sister Satan turns the table on Dr. Arden, say goodbye to Grace, and Sister Jude confronts her past.

Digressions include death by boner, Evan Peters' very nice hair and what the Angel of Death would do after-work.

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In this episode, Bloody Face reveals his backstory (severe mommy issues), a tiny girl serial killer comes to Briarcliff, the Monsignor gets very extra and Dr. Arden is insensitive towards animals as well as humans.

Digressions include murder by nutmeg, a potential Riverdale podcast spin-off, and a real-life Wednesday Addams.

(Apologies for Anna's audio on this one!)

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We go back to AHS nuttiness (phew) with the identity of Bloody Face, alien babies, Operation Paperclip and several nods to serial killers of history.

Digressions include depraved Sims houses, lumberjack chic, hot alien summer and alien butt.

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There's nothing fun about this episode. We discuss the use of Anne Frank as a character, how the show portrays gay conversion therapy, and "I'm from Scotsdale" as a legal defense.

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We discuss a truly chilling scene with Dr. Arden, Sign of the Cross (1932) and the tragedy of Shelley.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Sad Butt (formerly known as Best Butt), MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week and Cinematic Reference of the Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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In the second episode of American Horror Story: Asylum, an exorcist is called to Briarcliff to assist with the exorcist of a teenage boy. Grace and Kit try to escape. Adam Levine is still here.

Digressions include: Halloween memories with no candy, sad butts, monologues about musicians and

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Introducing a new category, Cinematic Reference of the Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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In the first episode of a new season, we meet the key characters from American Horror Story: Asylum. This one is definitely NSFW. 

Digressions include: a rant about Adam Levine, a remix of Shaggy's classic It Wasn't Me and disinfectant powder.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Introducing a new category, Cinematic Reference of the Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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To round off the end of the first rewatch of American Horror Story: Murder House, Clarisse and Anna give out the hyper-specific, ultra-ridiculous Murder House Awards.

Featuring such categories as: Best Butt in Show, Most Emo Moment, Most Gruesome Death, Best Inappropriate Historical Reference, Favourite Cameo by Historical Figure for No Reason, Worst Medical Intervention, Best Ghost, and introducing The Where Is Matt Bomer Award.

Expect a lot of silliness and

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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Ben Harmon is the ultimate flop. The Harmons reunite. A new family tries to move into the Murder House. Halley the Dog lives!

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week.

"Get ready to rank your butts"

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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Vivien gives birth to the twins with help (sorta) from all the ghosts. Violet learns the truth about Tate.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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A huge revelation takes place. Constance is in hot water with the police. And we meet the best character on the show, Phil the Exterminator!

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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A famous murder victim visits the house while Constance learns of Tate's bad behaviour. Ben plays air guitar and we learn the formula for the end of the world!

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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The identity of the Rubber Man is revealed! Moira explains the history of misogyny. Hayden explains what it's like to be a ghost.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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Moira finds her dirty talk match with Mr. Escandarian, a prospective buyer of the house. Constance and Larry work against her efforts. Vivian and Marcy go on the Murder tour AGAIN.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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Well, this one is a doozy. We find out what Tate did. Ben gets a new patient and utters the *worst line* of the entire season. Billie Dean Howard (and Sarah Paulson) enters the scene. 

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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In the second-part of the Halloween two-parter, Tate and Violet go on the most emo date ever, we learn that Tate is a SOFTBOI, Hayden confronts Vivian, Chad and Patrick continue arguing, there is a lot of screaming and Ben is sad (again).

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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A two parter! The first Halloween special sees the Harmons meet Chad and Patrick, previous owners of the Murder House, we see more of Dr. Montgomery's "collaging", and some genuinely sad moments for Moira and Addy.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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The third episode of AHS: Murder House sees a flashback to 1922 to the original inhabitants of the house, Ben continues being the worst therapist, Hayden gets buried and Sal Mineo makes an appearance.

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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The second episode of AHS: Murder House sees a flashback to 1968, Larry trying to make friends with Ben, Tate being a brat, and Ben being a terrible therapist. 

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Best Naked Man Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week. Like the show, these are *a lot*. 

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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The FIRST EVER EPISODE of AHS is "Pilot" which is, a lot. We get introduced to all the main characters: the Harmons, Constance, Tate, Larry. 

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS. 

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In this introduction to The Next Supremes, they try to understand what about AHS makes it the perfect comfort viewing.

A new podcast covering an episode of AHS will be live every Wednesday.

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