The Jab

A Very Dodgy French Connection

Mark & Rob — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:00:00 +0100

April's biggest fools are back for this month's chin wag! We go all brie and camembert, with our french fried humour! Jeffrey John Science also calls in from Spacex! Cos science is everywhere

A very decent proposal

Mark & Rob — Tue, 07 Mar 2023 20:00:00 +0000

Mark and rob are back with their long anticipated return with all the latest news from their hilarious lives!
Join us for the new year (3 months late) bonanza!

Little Drummer Boy Blues

Mark & Rob — Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Bah humbug! says Mark as he pulls a Scrooge working and stashing the pennies this holiday season. Rob's teaching hot steak continues but he still hits the bump in the road ending in a right drummer bummer! and we find out that Jeffery John Science really does love science to the moon and back.

Don't Cross a Fox at Night

Mark & Rob — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 10:00:00 +0000

We are back with another amazing episode! Mark fills us in with all his galavanting around Europe and Rob tells tales of Uno woe! Come and join us its warm and cosy in here.

Death, Travel and Conspiracy

Rob Stephenson & Mark Murphy — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 15:00:00 +0100

Did Nasa off the Queen? Did Mark really take his CRV to Gent? and what the hell happened to rob?

Find the answers out on this brand new episode!

Immigration Blues,Top Gun Pete and Jeffery John Science

Rob Stephenson & Mark Murphy — Wed, 10 Aug 2022 22:00:00 +0100

Here is an episode of epic proportions! its bloody long (thats what she said). Well theres been loads to catch up on! Check in on Mark and Rob as they tell us all about those pesky immigration morons denying entry to a special arrival, covid suffering and Jeffery John Science tells all about the James Webb Telescope.

Mars Ice Cream is for Life Not Just for Summer

Mark & Rob — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 09:00:00 +0100

April brings another hilarious pitter patter of hilarious chatter such as;
A catch up on life
Mark, have you really not had a Mars Ice Cream? if so should he be looked up?
Its the Queens Birthday!
And we bring you the unbridled sound of the English country side.

We hope you enjoy our take on the world.

Attack of the Quavers!

Mark & Rob — Sat, 05 Mar 2022 11:00:00 +0000

Join us in our wordle soup of nonsense as we talk about, a birthday bash in the land a gentry, Facebook marketplace faux pas and an Olympic sized cockup!

Proper Crimbo 2021 - The Omicron Chronicles

Rob Stephenson & Mark Murphy — Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:00:00 +0000

Its that yearly tradition where the Jab stabs you in the face with a festive punch of laughter and just out right silliness. Join us for our 3rd Christmas Special full of views, news and a pudding of hilarious information.
Merry Christmas everyone and enjoy our merriment in vocal form.

P.S. say no to any politically charged parties, they all end in tears!

Marriage Mediators and Lamb Chasers

Mark & Rob — Thu, 20 May 2021 09:00:00 +0100

Mark and Rob discuss their recent exploits such as; Lambing in the Australian South and being Marriage Mediators for the Gates's Divorce. Special Guest Jeffery John Science pops in for an explosive experiment!

No April Fools except for Mark and Rob!

Rob Stephenson & Mark Murphy — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 22:00:00 +0100

Mark and Rob are back! Ready to sooth your ear canals with chat, conversation and things to say. Special guests join them hot on the heels of the grand finale of Driving Minuts!

So if you like voices, this has all you need for audio spaghetti!

Driving Minuut's: Taste the Pie

Rob Stephenson & Mark Murphy — Sun, 11 Apr 2021 19:00:00 +0100

In this final episode in the series, buckle up for this rollercoaster! The Driving Minuut's gang get more than a mouth full when they attend what Greg thought was just a sausage roll buffet but turnout out to be one of 'Hell' of a ride!

Driving Minuut's: Speed!

Mark & Rob — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 02:00:00 +0000

With the school facing extinction, Collin and Minuut seek help from a higher power. While Gregg gets a glimpse of death in the rear view mirror!

Jeffery John Science Ep 7 - Jeffery is Out of this World

Mark & Rob — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:00:00 +0000

JJS takes us on an unexpected journey and cements himself as truly 'Out of this World'

Driving Minuut's: Join Us

Mark & Rob — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:00:00 +0000

Gregg deals out more of his infinite wisdom and Collin is left in a daze.

Jeffery John Science Ep 6 - Valentine's Day - Are we mad? No its Science!

Mark & Rob — Sun, 14 Feb 2021 13:00:00 +0000

JJS takes you through the world of Biology and the intricacies of Love! It's Valentine's Day and Jeffery John Science tries in his own unique style to explain how science explains it all. You should know by now Science is Everywhere!

Driving Minuut's: Abreast

Mark & Rob — Sat, 06 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Gregg gives us a lesson in self control or lack thereof and Collin meets....a man.

Driving Minuut's: Eyes on the road!

Mark & Rob — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Minuut's faces stiff competition, Collin has got an admirer and Gregg is all billy no mates.

Jeffery John Science Ep 5 - The End (of 2020) is Nigh on Gone

Mark & Rob — Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:00:00 +0000

Jeffery John Science provides a classic scientific explanation for the reason we end one year and start the next. He also receives and reads out an email from a listener! He answers all your questions the only way he knows how, with science!

If you would like to email in and ask Jeffery anything and I mean anything then email him at thejabpod@gmail.com

He has an answer I can assure you.

Happy New Year.

Driving Minuut's: School of the road

Mark & Rob — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

In this new series we take a look at those who have dedicated their life's work to helping facilitate our commutes to work , making our weekend getaways a possibility, setting the stage for awkward adolescent interactions and killing midnight munchies dead with a trip to the fast food drive through. That' right the unsung heroes of the road. Driving instructors!

Join us as we follow the daily in's and out's of life at this local driving school.

Jeffery John Science Ep 4 - The Science Behind the Magic of Xmas

Mark & Rob — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:00:00 +0000

JJ literally takes you down a black hole to show you the science behind the magic of xmas and Santa's huge sack! If you've ever wondered how Santa is able to do what he does all in one night then look no further. JJS delivers once again in the name (well his name) of science, cos science is everywhere!

The Curious Case of Robbie Forget (Forja) - A Bed Time Story

Mark & Rob — Thu, 26 Nov 2020 17:00:00 +0000

Sit by the fire once more for a story time snuggle. Let us take you on a journey of self discovery of a little boy named Robbie Forget (Forja). Will the Doctors ever find out his unfortunate affliction?
Well join us to find out.

Jeffery John Science Ep 3 - Halloween

Mark & Rob — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 20:00:00 +0000

JJS conjures up the perfect cauldron of science and ghoulish overtones to help you learn the origins of halloween. While he takes delight in proving its all a load of nonsense he manages to charm his way to your cold slightly haunted hearts.

Jeffery John Science Ep 2 - How to survive a virus and a smelly bus

Mark & Rob — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:00:00 +0000

JJS goes BACK TO FACTS! to provide a 3-step plan to survive a virus. He also provides a helpful insight in to the pointless world of a jar of pickled onions.

Science is Everywhere with Jeffery John Science - Ep 1 Dark Matter and T'Universe

Mark & Rob — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +0000

World renowned scientist and physics phyisican Jefferey John Science brings you his new DVD - Science is Everywhere. In Episode 1 Jeffery John Science discusses Dark Matter, Doritos and the invisible Man! Hot topics you will agree!
Listen and learn as this certified genius of our time blows your mind with facts (remember those!).

Jeffery John Science, the personification of science.

Connor Corona and His Search for Friend - A Bedtime Story

Mark & Rob — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 15:00:00 +0000

It's story time with the Jab. Tonights bed time story stars Connor Corona. Join this poor soul as he travels far and wide, in search of someone who will love him!
Will you be his friend?
Tune in to follow Connor's journey from humble beginnings to dizzy heights. He crosses continents and meets a man in a White Castle! Its an adventure none of us will forget!
Listen on all major podcast providers (Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and Acast).

Mancop & Seal: SEASON 1 PROMO

Mark & Rob — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Remember when cops used to be cops? with a gun in their holster and a twinkle in their eye that said we’re here to protect and serve...you a good time daddio. Meet Mancop & Seal, the stars of the buddy cop podcast series so good it’s criminal! These two old school jive turkeys may be unorthodox but by god they get the job done! Join them on a no holes barred eyeball melting rampage into the criminal underworld with a season finale so explosive it tore the episode in two!!..parts..it’s in two parts. They won't let anything stand in the way of justice, not even the law!

Mancop & Seal: The Blighty Big Top Bust Up PART 2

Mark & Rob — Sun, 06 Sep 2020 12:00:00 +0100

Listen this time for one last ride along with America's beautiful bastards in blue. They're prepared to do anything to solve the case, even if they have to bring down the big top, they just don't give a funk!

Mancop & Seal: Season Finale Promo

Mark and Rob — Fri, 28 Aug 2020 09:00:00 +0100

As the sun sets on another day in an unjust world, will our two sexy sleuths reunite to solve the case? Listen now for a sneak peak at what's instore, in the season finale critics are calling "Genre defining" "Explosive" "Funny...like it made me laugh, like not a real laugh, just one of those little exhale a bit of air out of your nose kind of laughs" and "Good"

Mancop & Seal: The Blighty Big Top Bust Up

Mark and Rob — Fri, 21 Aug 2020 06:00:00 +0100

Join our boys for one last mission as they play bond across the pond in the hunt for eddy. But is this Seal in too deep? Will Mancop solve the riddle of the Tophat? or will they both just end up looking like a couple of clowns!

Mancop & Seal: Mile High Mayhem

Mark and Rob — Sat, 18 Jul 2020 11:00:00 +0100

Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and your tray table is stowed. Get ready to feel some G's as our top guns take the ride of their life!

Mancop & Seal: Maritime Crime

Mark and Rob — Fri, 19 Jun 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Something fishy going down in the bay? ...Not on their watch!

Join our debonair dicks as they get more than they bargained for and seek the help of an old friend.

Mancop & Seal: Death by Death

Mark and Rob — Wed, 20 May 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Join our super sleuths this time as they throw on their best threads and dine with death!

Coming Soon ....Death by Death

Mark and Rob — Tue, 12 May 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Mancop and Seal Episode 3 is underway. Get ready to die and then die again! It's gonna be a murder mystery in a... murder mystery?. Watch this space!

Mancop & Seal: Terror on the Tracks

Mark and Rob — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier! ....simple right?

But all is not as it seems. Join your favourite motherfunkers Mancop and Seal as they charge full steam ahead, wielding the long sexy arm of the law.

Mancop & Seal: The Mini Golf Murders

Mark and Rob — Sat, 11 Apr 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Mancop and Seal are two tough mothers and luckily for you and me, these two hunks are here to solve the case of the Mini Golf Murders!
Will they solve it time? Will they ever reveal why he's called Seal?
Tune in and find out and remember, Justice is Just the Beginning.

Introducing Mancop & Seal

Mark and Rob — Wed, 08 Apr 2020 08:00:00 +0100

The Jab presents:

Mancop & Seal

They're mavericks but by god they get the job done!

Coming to your jurisdiction soon...

Spread the Word Not the Virus

Mark and Rob — Thu, 26 Mar 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Join us in this bonus episode as we try to make sense of the Lockdown we now find ourselves in. How are our 'Leaders' dealing with this health crisis? Hear unheard tapes of Boris Johnson (we didn't hack them, it was Dave!) and get world class advice on how to deal with your incarceration.
Unable to tell which is indoors or out? Well stay tuned for the answer?

Stay in doors! Be a Hero

No Marathon No Cry

Mark and Rob — Fri, 20 Mar 2020 12:00:00 +0000

Twas to be the race of a life time, with our boy Rob dripping in gold! ....

But then...WILD ANIMAL WET MARKET MEAT TOILET ROLL HOARDING PASTA CONSUMING FLIGHT BAN LOCK DOWN ..itus? struck

Join us this time as we chat about the marathon victory that would have been, and how to get crafty with your doomsday hoard.

So take a break from stacking up the spare room with bog roll and vaccinate yourself against the boredom of self isolation, come get The Jab

A February Fondling

Mark and Rob — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Turn off tinder and tune in for some real relationship advice from your favourite love gurus Mark and Rob.

We discuss Valentines day!

We've got you covered on romantic meal ideas for when a KFC bucket just won't cut it. Rob has picked up some part time work as an agony uncle, and we get stuck into the current events of the week.

January Blues

Mark and Rob — Mon, 20 Jan 2020 21:00:00 +0000

A helping hand in which to grab on to when poking your head out from the other side of the holiday season. Settle down and ponder our advice on how to lift those January Blues and cosy up to the usual hilarity.

We have the word of the day, Rant Robin and the Final Thought amongst others.

We discuss ideas on how to lose those January blues, Gym nightmares and Mark and Rob catch up with whats been happening since Christmas.

Christmas Special

Mark and Rob — Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:00:00 +0000

In the beginning there was nothing and then ..the big JAB!

Come deck the halls with your polar opposite positioned pals as we take a look at what Christmas means to us.