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    <description>My name doesn’t matter. What matters is where I work: a government-funded sleep research facility. Officially, we study the effects of prolonged wakefulness. Unofficially… it’s stranger than that.

Every night, our patients are wired up to monitors and forced to listen to recordings—audio designed by researchers and machines to keep them awake for as long as possible. Some are simple tones. Others are stories, fragmented and unsettling. 

I've been smuggling copies of these recordings out of the building for weeks. That’s what you’re hearing here. I’m sharing them because I can’t tell if they’re fabrications—machine-generated nonsense meant to scramble tired minds—or if they’re drawing from something real. From people. From events. From something I'm not supposed to see.

If you listen, if you recognize something, if you notice patterns I don’t—tell me. Together, maybe we can figure out what’s really going on inside those walls. 

Welcome to The Insomnia Studies.</description>
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I've been smuggling copies of these recordings out of the building for weeks. That’s what you’re hearing here. I’m sharing them because I can’t tell if they’re fabrications—machine-generated nonsense meant to scramble tired minds—or if they’re drawing from something real. From people. From events. From something I'm not supposed to see.

If you listen, if you recognize something, if you notice patterns I don’t—tell me. Together, maybe we can figure out what’s really going on inside those walls. 

Welcome to The Insomnia Studies.</itunes:summary>
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