We're live from Eliseo's bar in Downtown Dallas with Friday Mike Sirois! Cowboys draft talk, some baseball Blake, and Dan's old intern, High School Mike, drops by to explain the bear problem in Japan

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Elixir Uptown
• (16:21) - Sports: Cowboys don't follow consensus in drafts
• (27:21) - Baseball Blake: prospect signings
• (41:10) - Beyond the Clip: Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes
• (01:26:40) - News: Man defends girlfriend with his car
• (01:45:26) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man
• (02:15:07) - Closing Remarks: Eliseo and High School Mike

The Dallas Wings have decided they will not entertain any questions asked about Azzi Fudd and Paige Bueckers's relationship, Dianna Russini resigns from The Athletic amidst the Mike Vrabel controversy, and Fox 4 and Trackdown's, Shaun Rabb, joins us in studio

• (00:00) - Open: WHL The Moon edition
• (27:05) - Dianna Russini resigns
• (43:57) - Wings shoot down relationship question
• (53:48) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:26:05) - Fox 4's Shaun Rabb
• (01:58:46) - News: Plano using AI for graduation
• (02:22:07) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Full episode run sheet:

Open: Kids Content Corner

Sports: Jake wants a Buckeye

WNBA spring draft nets Wings next power couple

TiVo: Queen of Chess

Ted Emrich: Back from The Masters

News: Baby Jessica arrested

VM birthdays/Today in History

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Rory McIlroy wins back-to-back Masters and Jim Nantz is there to be a creep. Who loves the smell of their own farts more? Golf or space? And the Rangers take one from the Dodgers and has the presentation of sports gotten worse?

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (49:55) - Sports: Rory wins again at The Masters
• (01:16:58) - Self-importance meter: golf vs. space
• (01:27:09) - Rangers weekend in LA
• (01:40:59) - News: Hollowed out Bibles
• (02:06:34) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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Dan's problem is he found a dead rabbit in his pool skewer and his wife made him clean it up. Jake's problem is Dan asked if Buc-ee's started in Texas. Somehow, we manage. Dianna Russini sheds light on how she was getting inside info, big Thursday Viewer Mail bag, and a wild story out of Godley involving the police, a prostitute, a sex ed class, and a girl Jake went to high school with

• (00:00) - Open: Dan's dead bunny
• (24:36) - Sports: Troy Aikman's conundrum
• (33:37) - Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel
• (57:12) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail bag
• (01:40:13) - News: Godley's prostitution ring
• (02:02:49) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We have a long Easter weekend to catch up on, the Rangers were the cause of our painful Sunday night with a reverse sweep situation at home, and Lamar Odom isn't the greatest person in the world

• (00:00) - Open: Easter weekend check
• (53:52) - Sports: Rangers swept
• (01:29:01) - Lamar Odom documentary
• (01:38:24) - News: Houston man stuck in chimney
• (01:49:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:15:50) - Closing remarks: Puddle Pools

We're live from the bus at Texas Rangers Opening Day! We're joined by Texas Rangers broadcaster, Jared Sandler, and former Fox Sports Southwest hall of famer, Jim Knox, who takes out the wireless

• (00:00) - Open: Live from the bus
• (27:44) - Sports: CB Bucknor
• (39:56) - March MBR
• (01:14:46) - Jared Sandler: 2026 Rangers outlook
• (01:39:15) - News: Pooh Shiesty Pooh Shiesty
• (01:53:50) - Jim Knox with the wireless
• (02:20:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

Dan is not a fan of the 7 a.m. workout, The Handoff is back, Lori Brown from Fox 4 stops by in studio to explain where the Mavs could move to after the AAC, and Gucci Mane kidnapped?? In Dallas??

• (00:00) - Open: Dan hated the 7 a.m. workout
• (08:41) - Sesh: Jaden Ivey waived
• (36:52) - The Handoff: Smoothies
• (51:17) - Lori Brown: Mavs new home at City Hall
• (01:16:03) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:54:35) - News: Gucci Mane kidnapped
• (02:10:03) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Darrell "Housh" Doucette joins the show to talk about playing NFL players in flag football and why he knew Team USA would take care of business

Baseball is back and in a big way with opening weekend with ABS an absolute success. The Cowboys can't beat the Eagles, but damnit the Rangers take down the Phillies in their first series of the season. Weekend check, a cringe interview with Ken Griffey Jr., and Cody Alexander says it's out with the old, in with the new as the Dallas Cowboys hire defensive coordinator, Christian Parker. 

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (30:09) - Cody Alexander: Christian Parker's defense
• (01:06:37) - Sports: First weekend with ABS
• (01:35:56) - Rangers win opening series in Philadelphia
• (01:50:39) - News: An illegal tip pool
• (02:13:00) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Hear a portion of today's "Today in History" with Heart Attack Man and Friday Mike Sirois!

Run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Dan got walk mogged

17:26 - Sports: Rangers drop the opener

28:20 - Sesh: Caleb Williams, The Ice Man

50:45 - TiVo: Sam Kinison’s Louder Than Hell

1:13:10 - Youth sports weekend

1:27:34 - News: YouTube and Meta on the hook

1:43:10 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

We're live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth and we begin with a book review by Dan informing Julie on How To Become A Woman. Then Emily Jones stops by on MLB Opening Day and a fat Viewer Mail which asks the question, if mouse is the singular version of mice, why don't we call a piece of rice "rouse"?

• (00:00) - Open: Dan reviews On Becoming a Woman with Julie Dobbs
• (29:22) - Sports: MLB Opening Day
• (55:49) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:28:09) - Puka Nacua's biting with Emily Jones
• (01:44:04) - News: Dog breeding ring busted
• (02:02:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We had some weekend check carried over from Monday including explaining to Michael Mooney what Blake's birthday party bit is. Then we talk to "Reality Steve" Carbone, who is a former Ticket employee that had a hand in one of the funnies moments in Ticket history (hyperbole)

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Weekend check continued

33:24 - Reality Steve Carbone: Breaking into the Top 10

1:09:28 - Sports: Luka’s unreal run

1:20:02 - Michael Mooney: Writing Runnin’ Down a Dream

1:46:31 - News: This story was sent to us one million times

2:08:23 - VM birthdays/Today in History

We all went to see the Akaash Singh show at The Majestic over the weekend. The NFL players thought they'd lap the Team USA flag football team and were quickly dismissed by the guys who actually play flag football. And we have a special guest in studio, former GameStop executive, Frank Hamlin, on his new book detailing his career and what it was like in the building during the short squeeze in 2020 titled Skinny Dipping at Low Tide

• (00:00) - Open: Akaash Singh show at The Majestic
• (30:10) - Weekend check: Dan out on Dinosaurs
• (45:00) - Frank Hamlin: Skinny Dipping at Low Tide
• (01:33:06) - NFL players get embarrassed at flag football
• (01:55:31) - News: RIP rainbow crosswalks
• (02:17:51) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We begin by memorializing the great Walker Texas Ranger and Jake delivers some audio of Dan sounding like Trump

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Friday Mike Sirois

15:45 - Sesh: Trump as Dan watching Sinners

34:51 - KJ Ellis: Nicole Curtis’s apology

1:48:13 - News: RIP Chuck Norris

2:05:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

Jake is back from Camp Fimfo just in time to explain why Afroman is on trial. We have a big Viewer Mail packed with bad bits, movie inconsistencies, and gummy thoughts. Then the New York Mets have finally gotten on the Argyle Eagles level

• (00:00) - Open: Jake is back from Camp Fimfo
• (15:53) - Today in Twitter: Wings moving to AAC
• (30:26) - Sports: Browns want more trade options
• (51:00) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:24:21) - The Afroman trial
• (01:46:41) - News: Silsbee animal control
• (02:11:32) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We speak with Jared Sandler live from Rangers Spring Training in Arizona about his upcoming broadcast duties and if thank you cards are necessary, then check in with the original Cheryl tweet and how Tech has remodeled their weight room

With no Jake today, we sub in Kent Garrison from The Athletic to talk about last night's Oscars, Brandon Leak from Atlanta sports radio explains why the Magic City strip club promotion was canceled by the NBA, and Brandon Aubrey joins us post Arlington Grand Prix and mid contract negotiations with the Dallas Cowboys

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (39:12) - Oscars talk with Kent Garrison
• (01:16:08) - Magic City promotion with Brandon Leak
• (01:34:41) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (02:03:43) - News: Ankle monitor cut
• (02:23:29) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Why are we called The Dumb Zone? You'll find out in the first minute

Full show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Mike Sirois

32:08 - Sports: Kyler signs for Minnesota

50:23 - Friday Follow-Up: Special teams unit

1:03:59 - Discovery Zone: Hiroo Onoda

1:31:11 - News: TSA about to strike

1:52:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

2:26:00 - Closing remarks

Why did the Cowboys trade Osa Odighizuwa? Christian Parker have more say than we think. Plus, from the Dallas Morning News, Tim Cowlishaw, joins us in studio to discuss the Mavs and Stars exit from the AAC among many other things and that guy in Houston got hit by the tiniest train ever

• (00:00) - Open: We love Shaun Rabb
• (10:01) - Sports: Cowboys trade Osa Odighizuwa
• (28:57) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (59:06) - Tim Cowlishaw: Mavs & Stars exit from Dallas
• (01:44:18) - News: Houston man hit by tiny train
• (02:01:19) - VM birthdays/Today in History

On today's free preview, step inside Today in History as we're joined by Julie Dobbs!

Run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Dan’s mom’s first period

23:25 - Sesh: Tarantino vs. Arquette

31:07 - Jake article on beginning of Cowboys free agency

51:20 - TiVo: Aaron Rodgers documentary

1:36:05 - News: Arrest at East Texas fishing tournament

2:13:25 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Julie Dobbs

We're joined by TV's Ted Emrich for a big weekend check involving the burger wars and Argyle state championship. A former Ranger is popped for the entire year and Dak can now focus on football. Plus, closing remarks features a Craig Sager bobblehead and a chance at backing a listener's feature film

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Ted Emrich
• (59:40) - Sports: Cowboys make a trade and Dak loses a ring
• (01:27:09) - Sesh: New short word - anti-inflamm
• (01:42:36) - News: Shooting at pickleball
• (02:08:31) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:28:34) - Closing remarks: Once Upon a Time in Carroll County, Iowa

We have an update on Blake's Angelo situation and Dan's recent birthday caused a "Dan fights with his wife." All with Friday Mike Sirois!

Blake provides an important update in his Angelo situation, Jon Machota joins us after recently joining Jerry Jones on the bus from the NFL combine, and Viewer Mail is centered on the fake baby Dan saw at the gym

• (00:00) - Open: An Angelo update
• (18:33) - Jon Machota: On the bus with Jerry Jones
• (46:17) - Sports: NFL nuggets
• (56:42) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:36:49) - News: Teixeira to Congress
• (01:53:24) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Philip Kingston joins to discuss Cumulus's legal fight with the Nielsen ratings company. He also explains the situation with City Hall and a potential new Mavericks stadium. Did you know they ended smoking on airplanes so recently?

We've got a big weekend check which involves Dan at the gym with a fake baby and Blake's trip to West Texas. Jerry Jones spoke on his bus at the NFL combine, we've got a hot air balloon crash to discuss, and we review our month in February

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (47:26) - Sports: Jerry talks on the bus
• (01:25:18) - February MBR
• (01:58:39) - News: Hot air balloon crash
• (02:22:25) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We speak with someone who was invited to the focus group held by the Dallas Mavericks in regards to their new arena. Plus, be nice to the weather guy

The negotiations with our good friend, Brandon Aubrey, have gone public and now fans begin picking sides. We discuss how the talks are probably going and more from the Cane Rosso at The Star with Mike Sirois and TC Fleming

• (00:00) - Open: From Cane Rosso with Mike Sirois
• (11:54) - Sports: What to make of the Brandon Aubrey negotiations
• (39:24) - Jake and TC saw Nick Offerman
• (01:02:10) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:27:36) - Brewers starting pitcher, Kyle Harrison
• (01:54:41) - News: Frisco King starring Samuel L. Jackson
• (02:18:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The press conference was supposed to be about getting to know new Cowboys defensive coordinator, Christian Parker, but do you think Schotty could let all that fun happen without him? Of course not. Plus, a new way to manipulate advertising

Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: A Jimmy Fallon monologue

23:03 - Weekend check: Jake tries getting on a plane

41:11 - Sports: MLB’s new challenge system

57:52 - Schotty steals the limelight

1:32:59 - News: The TexIt Coin scam

1:53:42 - VM birthdays/Today in History

U.S. hockey takes home two gold medals over the Canadians, Dan is scared by this new Apple technology, and we visit with our favorite restricted free agent, Brandon Aubrey, back from the Pro Bowl

• (00:00) - Open: Dan scared by technology
• (20:35) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (50:15) - Sports: U.S. wins hockey gold medals
• (01:45:45) - Weekend check
• (02:04:26) - News: Tourettes at the BAFTA Awards
• (02:27:09) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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We're Brewers heavy today as dugout reporter, Sophia Minnaert, and reliever, Rob Zastryzny, sit down with us. We're joined virtually by Jared Sandler who has a special announcement for us and Dan, Jake, and Blake had a beating of an Uber ride

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Brewers Spring Training
• (20:15) - Today in Twitter: Reese's sucks now
• (47:30) - Jared Sandler with a big announcement
• (01:03:20) - Brewers TV's Sophia Minnaert
• (01:28:55) - Brewers reliver, Rob Zastryzny
• (01:54:30) - Schotty introduces CP
• (02:01:58) - News: A Tony Gonzales self-emulation
• (02:32:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

We're so baseball from Spring Training. Tony Clark steps down from the players' union over an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, which begs the question, brother's wife or wife's sister? The rich get richer after the Dodgers sign Kyle Tucker making fans want a salary cap. And more travel stories from The Dumb Zone on the road from Brewers Spring Training

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Brewers Spring Training
• (17:11) - Sports: Which sister-in-law was it?
• (30:50) - Kyle Tucker's contract's impact on baseball
• (58:20) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:32:29) - News: Everything is pedophilia now
• (01:56:37) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Baseball is about to have a big money problem for teams not named the Yankees or Dodgers. Dan was tempted by clickbait, we call our buddy Sven for a Winter Olympics update, and Ring pulls back on their search party feature after public backlash. All this from Day 2 at Milwaukee Brewers Spring Training in Arizona!

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Brewers Spring Training
• (11:17) - Today in Twitter: Dan tempted by clickbait
• (25:25) - Sports: Baseball and the RSN's
• (01:07:26) - Winter Olympics Sven
• (01:52:22) - News: Epstein and schools
• (02:11:12) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Some hit the road, some hit the air (we'll let you guess who) to join the Milwaukee Brewers in Phoenix for Spring Training! Travel stories, the NBA's plan for AI, plus why we're at Brewers camp. We're free all week thanks to Qualis and Silverback!

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Brewers Spring Training
• (01:00:24) - Sports: The NBA's AI plan
• (01:30:20) - TC caused a Dan fights with his wife
• (01:49:09) - News: Phoenix local news
• (02:15:14) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Mike Sirois

19:21 - 2014 Blake intros

48:28 - Sesh: Nate Newton pardoned

1:26:03 - News: Fart knocker

1:47:00 - VM birthdays/Today in History

Weird time to apologize to the girlfriend you cheated on, what to make of Sam Darnold after his insane playoff run, and what's on our TiVo brings us to TCAP, all with TV's Ted Emrich

• (00:00) - Open: With Ted Emrich
• (17:30) - Winter Olympics update
• (33:19) - Sam Darnold's playoff run
• (51:33) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:33:06) - TiVo: To Catch A Predator documentary
• (01:51:21) - News: Dad shoots daughter over Trump
• (02:09:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Full show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: Jake is having surgery

25:42 - Sports: Cuban may be back in

46:52 - Sesh: Dead Super Bowl streaker

59:45 - Winter Olympics update with Sven

1:33:19 - News: The drone takeover

1:48:52 - VM birthdays/Today in History

2:18:30 - Closing remarks: The DZ consortium

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The Seattle Seahawks win Super Bowl 60 with a very vocal former Cowboy making an impact defensively. How did Tirico and Collinsworth do calling the game and what did we think of the Super Bowl commercials and halftime show. Plenty to get to including how Jake broke his wrist!

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (50:33) - Seahawks win the Super Bowl
• (01:14:52) - NBC's coverage of the big game
• (01:31:10) - Super Bowl commercials
• (01:54:47) - News: The Denton flasher
• (02:14:32) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Dan got some money in the mail thanks to his mom and let's see what's on everyone's Tivo

Lil' John and Savannah Guthrie's family members get kidnapped?? Who knew that was back. Plus, Anthony Davis is traded from the Mavericks and we continue to cross names off the Arya kill list until we're back on board with the Mavericks

• (00:00) - Open: What happened to kidnapping
• (32:51) - Sports: Anthony Davis traded
• (47:31) - Most famous player in Super Bowl
• (01:01:06) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:33:49) - News: Savannah Guthrie's mom kidnapped
• (01:45:29) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:17:49) - Closing remarks: Eliseo's fight

Here's a portion of today's January MBR!

It's been one full year, felt like one hundred. We look back at the Luka trade a year later. All head coaching vacancies in the NFL have been filled, all whites. And we catch up on the weekend and call our old friend, Joy, from Parker County

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (01:07:50) - Sports: The Trade a year later
• (01:31:39) - NFL head coaching vacancies filled
• (01:43:15) - News: Groundhog Day
• (01:58:27) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We allow The Athletic's, Jon Machota, the floor on eulogizing Catherine O'Hara and we find out the beginning of our show is the time for Mike Sirois's morning BM

Mere days after Dan said he cannot be scammed, Dan gets scammed by Punchbowl. Bill Belichick not being voted into the hall of fame proves it's a popularity contest, Blake memorializes Ed Wallace, and let's pit Call Her Daddy and Miss Understood against each other

• (00:00) - Open: Dan got scammed
• (26:11) - Sports: Belichick not in the hall of fame
• (48:27) - Blake remembers Ed Wallace
• (01:10:23) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:39:48) - News: Today's dumbest criminal
• (02:03:14) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We are witnessing the fall of Tony Romo. From once a clever clairvoyant to now a maniacal meanderer, our generation's John Madden is dying before our very eyes. Then Mavs Moneyball's, Kirk Henderson, was one of the lucky few who got an invite into Luka's suite for Lakers-Mavs. He explains how the invite came to be and what it was like being in the suite and meeting Luka  

We were snowed in all weekend, but that wasn't half as bad as the 2nd half of the Patriots-Broncos game. Luckily, Rams-Seahawks saved us. Brady is getting better despite who he sits next to and Romo just keeps getting worse. Plus, a weekend check and this celebrity wants to apologize

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (01:02:34) - Sports: Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl
• (01:35:04) - Romo vs. Brady: who is better?
• (02:23:05) - News: At least we kept power
• (02:36:11) - VM birthdays/Today in History

From February to football season, Mike Sirois will be on with us every Friday! Today, we finally hear about Dan's horse theory, find out which one of us doesn't cover their outside faucets, and Gary Myers comes in HOT!

We're live from Cane Rosso today with Julie Dobbs and Jimmy Nelson! We check in on the Giants and Bills press conferences to feel a touch better about the Cowboys, the Cowboys hire their defensive coordinator, and let's revisit Baker head girl

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Cane Rosso with Julie Dobbs
• (16:34) - Sports: Joe Schoen's nervous press conference
• (31:39) - Bills GM throws McDermott under the bus
• (57:48) - Cowboys hire Christian Parker as DC
• (59:47) - Pacman Jones hates Andy Dalton
• (01:10:27) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag with Jimmy Nelson
• (01:38:46) - Today in Twitter: Baker fires at Stefanski
• (01:55:00) - News: Tafoya running for Senate
• (02:15:53) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Dan is trying to hit the gym before the show because as he said, he's "sundowning." Plus we recap the year of the 2025 Cowboys with highlights including "a big phase of a tornado that's not even true" and a Michael Irvin statement that was made into a song.

We recap an awesome weekend of the NFL Divisional round which includes some great quarterback play and then there's CJ Stroud. Big weekend check including something from Dan that didn't go to plan and taking bets for what personalized license plate Brian Schottenheimer has

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (55:18) - Sports: Bronocs move on without Bo Nix
• (01:32:28) - CJ Stroud was horrible against Patriots
• (01:45:30) - Chicago can't keep momentum in OT
• (01:56:43) - News: Rejected personalized license plates
• (02:11:07) - VM birthdays/Today in History

It's Beef Friday in The Dumb Zone as Blake's sprinkler line got cut by the fiber company, Dan is beside himself at what he has to pay for his parking ticket, and Rich Paul puts the 2027 Mavs in the Finals because they'll have a "healthy" Anthony Davis and Kyrie Irving

The Cowboys weren't on Hard Knocks very much this season being eliminated from the playoffs in week 15, but there were a few good moments from Dak and Schotty including Christmas tips for support staff. We open up the Viewer Mail Bag and finally settle a punishment for Cirque Du Sirois for losing the 2025 season of DeeZ Picks

• (00:00) - Open: Dan's doctor visit
• (24:17) - Sports: Cowboys on Hard Knocks
• (01:08:45) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:24:21) - Settling the Cirque Du Sirois punishment
• (01:54:45) - Back to Viewer Mail
• (02:10:16) - News: Fort Worth Carsonist
• (02:29:03) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The Anthony Davis trade continues to cripple the Mavs, both because he can't stay healthy and he reminds us of the Luka trade. Then, the fan who had an altercation with DK Metcalf wants a statement clarifying he's not a racist or animal abuser

The Cowboys sit at home and watch what real teams look like on an exciting Wild Card Weekend. Amy Poehler takes home best podcast at The Golden Globes and what happened in the Jaguars postgame press conference: wholesome bit or bad bit?

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (01:02:18) - Sports: NFL Wild Card Weekend
• (01:34:53) - Jaguars postgame press conference moment
• (02:01:10) - News: The Golden Globes
• (02:28:30) - VM birthdays/Today in History

After the Cowboys postseason press conference and looking at the potential candidates, it's clear Brian Schottenheimer will have a hand in picking his defensive coordinator for next season. We move Viewer Mail to today, take some playoff picks from Chappy and Jared Sandler, and Blake talks about a dog

TV's, Ted Emrich, sits in with us today as we have our final week of picks with Cirque Du Sirois, Brandon Aubrey has his final regular season appearance with us as he's headed to his 3rd Pro Bowl in a row, then we have a bad bit involving AI playing with your emotions and a ginormous baby born in Arlington

• (00:00) - Open: With Ted Emrich
• (16:10) - Today in Twitter: AI clickbait bad bit
• (22:17) - Cowboys postseason press conference
• (38:16) - December MBR
• (01:03:59) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois: Week 17
• (01:32:28) - News: 13 pound baby born in Arlington
• (01:54:42) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (02:30:40) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Former marketer at Nike, Jordan Rogers, joins us in studio to discuss NIL's impact on college football

Finally, the 2025 Dallas Cowboys season is over. How did we grade Schotty's first season? Could Mike McCarthy have taken this team to the playoffs? Plus, why Trevon is no longer in Dallas and we have a lot to catch up on over the holiday break

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (01:13:54) - Sports: Was Schotty a disappointment?
• (01:35:18) - Cowboys cut ties with Trevon Diggs
• (01:58:45) - NFL coaching openings
• (02:07:08) - News: Stabbing over being asked to cook
• (02:25:09) - VM birthdays/Today in History

While the show is off this week, enjoy segments from the 2025 Dumb Zone Subathon! Today, former Cowboys center, Andre Gurode, dropped by the Subathon to talk about his time with the Cowboys, Jorts and Julie join us for Hood County Breaking News, and we close the week with an insane story in viewer mail

• (00:00) - Andre Gurode: Time with the Cowboys
• (46:19) - Dan and Julie Dobbs Me Too song
• (01:11:33) - Hood County Breaking News with Jorts and Julie
• (01:40:00) - Viewer Mail: Insane immersion at school

While the show is off this week, enjoy segments from the 2025 Dumb Zone Subathon! Today, we talk with Fox 4's Steve Noviello about his journey through journalism and his encounter with Marc Rebillet. Plus, the Roast Twins review a couple holiday classics and Dan's old buddy, William Pace, checks in to sing us a holiday classic

• (00:00) - Steve Noviello: Marc Rebillet's AT&T Store encounter
• (01:00:16) - Roast Twins review A Charlie Brown Christmas
• (01:27:14) - Roast Twins review It's a Wonderful Life
• (01:59:56) - Christmas songs with William Pace

While the show is off this week, enjoy segments from the 2025 Dumb Zone Subathon! Today, we check in with the part of the Bruenig duo that was awake. Dumb Zone Easter eggs were aplenty during high school football state championships and we've got a KT game show that pits Dan and Jake versus Ben and Skin

• (00:00) - Matt Bruenig: Oklahoma housing
• (22:27) - Matt Bruenig: Cartoon virgins
• (52:34) - Dumb Zone Easter Eggs
• (01:13:59) - KT Game Show: Ben & Skin vs. Dan & Jake

While the show is off this week, enjoy segments from the 2025 Dumb Zone Subathon! Today, the flow is much like a normal show. An open, a weekend check, news with Sarah Hepola and Mike Sirois, and some Today in History with the Oddball History crew, Jimmy Nelson and Scott Crisp

• (00:00) - Open: Setting up the Subathon
• (30:50) - Weekend check
• (59:37) - The Brandon Aubrey Show: Edgefest
• (01:35:37) - News with Sarah Hepola & Mike Sirois
• (02:00:50) - Today in History with Jimmy Nelson & Scott Crisp

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We're live from the Cane Rosso in Sachse! The Brandon Aubrey Show details his feature on the latest Hard Knocks episode, Julie Dobbs is with us today for a big Thursday Viewer Mail bag featuring a Roseanne, Why Hillary Lost, an Anchor Phrase, and things movies get wrong. Plus, Matt Eberflus has been relegated to the booth and the Oscars are changing platforms

• (00:00) - Open: The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (26:41) - Sports: Eberflus up to the booth
• (43:41) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag with Julie Dobbs
• (01:29:10) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois: Week 16
• (02:01:04) - News: The Oscars are moving
• (02:22:06) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We left one important note off in our conversation with Rafael Septien yesterday and criminals are asking Chat GPT for help

The Cowboys lose to the Vikings... a game that kept playoff hopes alive for Dallas while the Vikings weren't playing for the postseason. Is Schotty a negative right now? Can Eberflus be brought back? What's going on with Trevon Diggs? Plus, a big weekend check and lots of money exchanging hands in the news

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (52:52) - Cowboys lose to Vikings and playoff hopes
• (01:09:35) - A cold hard look at Schotty and Eberflus
• (01:22:31) - The Trevon Diggs saga continues
• (01:59:59) - News: $30 million for a house, $44 million for a wreck
• (02:26:01) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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Big show today as we "kick off" with The Brandon Aubrey Show as the Cowboys begin their playoff push with Schiesty Schotty, picks with Cirque has some extra juice for our stream, and a Rangers RSN staple is in trouble

• (00:00) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (28:08) - Sports: Philiip Rivers ghost tour laugh
• (49:57) - Cowboys: Schotty in a shiesty
• (01:10:59) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:38:02) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois: Week 15
• (02:08:01) - News: Bob Lovell's zipper is tight
• (02:32:25) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We have an update on our Dumb Zone knockout league and a portion of our news today including a positive case in soliciting prostitution?

Mike Sirois fills in for Jake who is still in NYC. A big weekend check, George Pickens has a back-and-forth with Richard Sherman, TC comes in studio to talk Notre Dame missing the playoffs and saying no to bowl season as a whole, and then RIP movie theaters

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Mike Sirois
• (49:12) - George Pickens vs. Richard Sherman
• (01:00:23) - TC Fleming on no Notre Dame in the playoffs
• (01:23:10) - Around the NFL: Week 14
• (01:46:32) - News: Netflix vs. Paramount for Warner Bros.
• (02:08:29) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The Cowboys couldn't hang with the Lions on Thursday Night Football. Dan thinks Schotty's lack of aggressiveness cost them and Jake explains why George Pickens continues to burn bright on both sides - the good and the bad

Brandon Aubrey joins live from Detroit ahead of the Lions game, Blake joins as well to play some highlights from Brad and Babe last week. Cirque makes their weekly appearance for DeeZ Picks, their first since surging into first.

Is there an NFL team out there that would roll the dice on Kyler Murray? Plus, a snippet of the November MBR

A lot to catch up on since last week's episode from Austin as the Longhorns take down the Aggies and the Cowboys beat the Chiefs. A big weekend check, Lane Kiffin to LSU, and a gender studies controversy at OU with Sarah Hepola

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (01:11:21) - Sports: Thanksgiving football
• (01:32:05) - Lane Kiffin to LSU
• (01:58:15) - Today in Twitter: Gender studies at OU story
• (02:09:04) - News: Machetes for the homeless
• (02:26:33) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The boys celebrate the Cowboys continued playoff push live from Cain & Abel's ahead of the UT-A&M game.

Our show is taken to Graham, Texas today where we go over our Thanksgiving plans, pick some games with Cirque Du Sirois, drop some Edgar Allan Poe references, and discuss a bad bit from Erin Andrews. 

• (00:00) - Open: Thanksgiving plans
• (15:05) - Sports: Shedeur ignites Cleveland
• (34:26) - DeeZ Picks Week 13 with Cirque Du Sirois
• (01:04:23) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:29:27) - News: Hot news anchor PPP fraud
• (01:53:24) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:18:16) - Bad bit/Closing remarks

We speak with Cowboys All-Pro kicker, Brandon Aubrey, about his game-winning kick over the Eagles

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The Cowboys tie the largest comeback in franchise history at 21 points against the Eagles. The hope for the season continues. Plus, we get Michael Irvin's instant reaction to the game, hear Tom Brady's unfortunate misspeak, and find out who won the soup off all from the freshly decorated Gameday Men's Health Studio at Fox 4

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (46:10) - Cowboys overcome 21 point deficit
• (01:14:17) - Tom Brady's unfortunate misspeak
• (01:44:34) - Today in Twitter: Michael Irvin
• (01:54:33) - News: Slender Man escapes
• (02:14:21) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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Full show:

0:00 - Open: Maximus The Great Denson

18:46 - Sports: CeeDee says he was not throwing up

34:42 - Picks with Chappy and Jared Sandler

1:01:10 - Sesh: Shedeur starting this weekend

1:30:39 - News: The Haiti invasion

1:51:32 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

Live show at the Arlington Cane Rosso! Brandon Aubrey joined us for his weekly visit and told us he has a walkup song that we didn't know about. Cirque Du Sirois joined us for week 12 of DeeZ Picks where things are getting a little tight. And do you try to duck and save your life or pull your phone out and record?

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Cane Rosso
• (15:52) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (42:49) - Sports: Dak says 6 7
• (01:05:55) - Tim MacMahon's Nico Harrison article
• (01:22:31) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois: Week 12
• (01:47:12) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (02:03:01) - News: What does equine mean
• (02:21:38) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The Cowboys defense actually looked serviceable, George Pickens is a monster, but... it was the Raiders

Bengals reporter Ben Baby talks about what kind of player the Cowboys are getting in Logan Wilson, an SMU professor is missing and TC made a music video.

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend Check
• (42:13) - Bengals reporter Ben Baby talks Logan Wilson
• (01:00:03) - More Sports: Around The NFL
• (01:31:18) - TC made a music video
• (01:49:22) - NEWS: Lost on Blood Mountain, 5 arrested for Dallas stolen goods ring
• (02:18:11) - VM Birthdays/Today In History

We speak with author, David Fleming, on the wildest football team you've never heard about. The NFL team that didn't make it in Dallas. Then, at least Nico Harrison is in good spirits. Glad he's happy

Now that Nico Harrison is gone, now we're left to wonder why and who else is to blame. Some interesting conspiracy theories have floated out there including it all being about shoes. Plus, The Brandon Aubrey Show and DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois!

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• (00:00) - Open: The connection piece
• (18:50) - The Brandon Aubrey Show
• (42:18) - Sports: Dumont's letter to the fans
• (01:12:55) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:27:42) - DeeZ Picks: Week 11
• (01:59:51) - News: RIP the penny
• (02:17:37) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The day finally arrived... the firing of Nico Harrison, but we still aren't happy yet. Not until all of the characters who were a part of the Luka trade are gone. Then we talk to the NFL all-time leading rusher, Emmitt Smith, on this current era of college athletics where Emmitt could've/should've made bank

The Cowboys made a mid-season trade, which are normally reserved for teams trying to make a run in the playoffs. The Cowboys will be lucky to make them. Plus, Trump on an NFL broadcast, Hooters is back, and a weekend check featuring Korean ice cream

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (51:00) - Sports: Bleak playoff odds for Cowboys
• (01:18:39) - Around the NFL: Week 10
• (01:51:06) - Things that are back: Hooters
• (02:00:25) - News: Ken Paxton vs. Dallas Stars
• (02:25:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Texas Rangers broadcaster, Jared Sandler, updates us on his fertility journey with some good and bad news. Then Cowboys all-pro kicker, Brandon Aubrey, joins us for his weekly appearance

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Going through the Cowboys news of the day, the negative and the hopefully positive with the trade for Quinnen Williams. We pick some games with Cirque Du Sirois and try the new Taco Bell Baja Blast pie

• (00:00) - Open: Jake's family pictures
• (23:27) - Sports: Marshawn Kneeland
• (35:58) - DeeZ Picks: Week 10
• (01:05:10) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:42:41) - Thoughts on the Quinnen Williams trade
• (01:55:15) - News: The Wichita Falls Whittler
• (02:17:41) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Meet the newest Dallas Cowboy, Logan Wilson, and his wife, who hosts a podcast!

We preview the Cowboys-Cardinals game the only way we know how, by talking about Schotty's owl and side condo. Some bad bits in Today in Twitter and the October MBR including our newest X rated listener

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (30:43) - Sports: Schotty's owl
• (56:31) - Today in Twitter: Dilbert bad bit
• (01:04:54) - The Football Machine with Machine
• (01:33:12) - October MBR
• (02:02:10) - News: Legos theft ring
• (02:17:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History

They're all here... and we're dressed up for Halloween at Cane Rosso! Julie Dobbs, Kevin Turner, Jared Sandler, and Chappy all join us for a fun show!

• (00:00) - Open: Halloween at Cane Rosso
• (13:02) - Sports: Disney YouTube TV negotiations
• (01:11:55) - Kevin Turner
• (01:31:55) - News: Can't shut Buc-ee's down
• (01:51:19) - Picks with Jared Sandler and Chappy
• (02:25:58) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Dan is in love with the Irsay daughters and their power and good football team. DeeZ Picks is a wild ride ending with guessing state flags... who knew Dan wouldn't get this one. And monkeys are on the loose at Spirit Warehouse stores and getting taken out escaping a wrecked truck

• (00:00) - Open: Halloween show tomorrow at Cane Rosso
• (12:32) - Sports: The Irsay daughters
• (32:27) - DeeZ Picks: Week 9
• (01:04:07) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:41:51) - News: Monkeys on the loose
• (01:52:18) - Phillip Kingston on the Mavs vs. Stars lawsuit
• (02:10:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Jake tells the story of seeing Insane Clown Posse in Denver and we speak to one of the Cowboys who should've raised their hand when Schotty asked who thought they played well in Denver.

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The Cowboys got trounced by the Broncos in Denver, but we had a good time. A weekend check from our goings-on around Denver including high altitude golf and a concert at Red Rocks. Tony Romo is a cartoon character at this point in his broadcasting career and diving into why the Cowboys lost the game on their first drive of the game. All live from The Dive Inn in Denver!

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check from Denver
• (46:17) - Sports: Seeing a game at Mile High
• (01:02:35) - Cowboys trounced by Broncos
• (01:31:27) - Audio: Romo is on another planet
• (02:00:20) - News: Adrian Peterson arrested... again
• (02:19:13) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We're live in Denver from The Dive Inn for Cowboys at Broncos. We drove a van 13 hours *north* to arrive at a renovated church for an Airbnb. Plenty of stories from travel and a preview of Cowboys-Broncos

• (00:00) - Open: Live from Denver
• (30:07) - Sports: NBA gambling ring
• (41:05) - Schotty ready for the incomplete chant
• (01:01:56) - Picks with Fitz, Chappy, and Jared Sandler
• (01:40:07) - News: Can Mark Sanchez recover from this?
• (02:11:48) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

Joined by Mike Sirois today, we find out that Denver is indeed north of Dallas, old women in this nursing home are doing a nude calendar photo shoot, DeeZ Picks, and Texas Tech brass speaks on the tortillas incident

• (00:00) - Open: With Mike Sirois
• (11:07) - Sports Sesh: Denver is north of Dallas
• (51:14) - Texas Tech tortillas are done... no more tortillas
• (01:03:13) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:27:16) - DeeZ Picks Week 8
• (01:54:19) - News: Nude old ladies calendar shoot
• (02:13:21) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We have a remote at Cane Rosso on Halloween. All but one of us wants to dress up. Then Jake found out what he's doing in Denver - the Denver bus tour with a comedian!

Schotty was right! The Cowboys were prepared for the Sun and even better prepared for the Washington Commanders. The offense looks otherworldly and the defense did enough for a big division win. Plus, our Monday weekend check which includes a 1 in 10,000 chance and comedians, Scotty Crisp and Jimmy Nelson, joins us for the back half and for the phrase "I don't know what parades don't exist."

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (49:09) - Sports: Cowboys dominate Commanders
• (01:25:31) - Tom Brady isn't great on TV
• (01:35:06) - News: I don't know what parade doesn't exist
• (02:05:29) - VM birthdays/Today in History

In today's preview, we examine what Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick's working relationship is like

Remember this when the Cowboys lose to the Commanders because of the Sun: Schotty says they have satellite images of the Sun and knows what it looks like. Picks with Cirque and Viewer Mail with our labor attorney, Matt Bruenig

• (00:00) - Open: Our Denver trip
• (17:35) - Schotty is prepared for the Sun
• (30:56) - DeeZ Picks Week 7 with Cirque Du Sirois
• (01:04:00) - Sports Sesh: Jonathan Gannon, Tua, and Brad Sham
• (01:33:57) - Matt Bruenig: Tortilla follow-up
• (01:59:27) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (02:19:52) - News: Distemper
• (02:36:44) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Schotty sets his own asked and answered question record and let's check in on how Booger McFarland, Terry Bradshaw, and the rest of the Fox studio crew are doing

We thought Schotty said teams were afraid to run the ball against them? Former Cowboy, Rico Dowdle, told them to buckle up for his revenge game and Dallas didn't listen. We try to make sense of what we saw Sunday including George Pickens and audio from buffering Greg. Plus, what's safer: a helicopter or plane?

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (51:53) - Sports: Panthers humble Cowboys
• (01:24:44) - Broadcast audio from 3rd leg Greg
• (01:45:15) - News: Plane or helicopter?
• (02:04:57) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Today's birthdays and closing remarks features perhaps the original viral fantasy football punishment and breaking sports mayor news first guaranteed

D Magazine's, Mike Piellucci, wrote an article on Dirk's upcoming gig with Amazon. Cirque Du Sirois joins us for week 6 of DeeZ Picks. And the Cardinals coach, Johnathan Gannon, got fined for this?

• (00:00) - Open: Jake hates picture day
• (14:18) - Sports Sesh: Cardinals coach fined
• (35:32) - DeeZ Picks Week 6
• (01:08:41) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:35:00) - Mike Piellucci's new article on Dirk's future
• (02:05:13) - News: Whataburger brawl
• (02:25:45) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Every Tuesday, we speak with our favorite player on the Cowboys, All-pro kicker, Brandon Aubrey. Then a little dose of the September MBR recapping The Dumb Zone's month of September

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The Cowboys look great on Sunday against a now 0-5 Jets team. How much of it was the Cowboys and how much of it was the Jets? Plus, Holly Rowe blames Michael Irvin for not saving her from a tackle and what the hell happened to Mark Sanchez?

Come check out The Dumb Zone & Cirque Du Sirois at the State Fair on October 11th at 12 PM for the Corn Hole/Front Truck Hole Challenge between TDZ & CDS!

Rivian is giving away $11K worth of handmade goods from craftsmen right here in the Lone Star state. You could win a pair of custom cowboy boots from Graham Ebner Boot Maker, a table from Forrest Design Company, or two $1000 gift cards to Texas Heritage or Odin Leather Goods. Go to Rivian.com/bigtex and enter to win.

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• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (47:50) - Cowboys ground the Jets (is that good?)
• (01:28:28) - Sports: Holly Rowe trucked
• (01:45:06) - News: What happened to Mark Sanchez
• (02:11:43) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Let's react live to Limp Bizkit's new jam and reminisce about a better time in music. Then let's talk about Cowboys at Jets where the Cowboys are favored by 2.5 points

Not sure how we recovered past the news of the skillet queso being taken off the Chili's menu, but here we are. Dan is out, so in steps big game Ted Emrich. DeeZ Picks week 5 with the boys from Cirque Du Sirois plus you have to pay the Dallas Wings to do their national anthem??

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Window Nation is having a flash sale and updating their offer for the rest of September. The offer is being updated to Buy 2 Windows, Get 2 Free plus an extra 10% off plus no interest for 2 years.

• (00:00) - Open: With Ted Emrich
• (15:38) - Sports: Bad look for the Dallas Wings
• (32:25) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque Du Sirois: Week 5
• (01:06:28) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:31:17) - News: RIP Chili's skillet queso
• (01:55:35) - VM birthdays/Today in History

During this week's Brandon Aubrey Show sponsored by Community Mechanical, Brandon explains what Micah Parsons said to him at midfield during the coin toss. Plus, a Twitter fight over Cowboys optimism and a 2011 take

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In a very anticlimactic ending, Micah Parsons returned to Dallas to face his former team and surprisingly enough, the Cowboys hung with one of the NFC favorites and led with one second left in overtime until everyone left confused about how to feel with a tie. Updates on the U-Beuerline and Target scams in weekend check, a wild story about a dungeon and a Dragon in the news, and a pretty memorable closing remarks to close the show

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Window Nation is having a flash sale and updating their offer for the rest of September. The offer is being updated to Buy 2 Windows, Get 2 Free plus an extra 10% off plus no interest for 2 years.

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (56:23) - Sports: Cowboys and Packers tie
• (01:24:12) - Audio from the broadcast
• (01:45:52) - Today in Twitter: Retweet this!
• (01:50:31) - News: Dungeons and Dragons
• (02:16:49) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:46:18) - A top 3 closing remarks

Of all of the lessons Micah Parsons learned through his first four years in the league in Dallas, he took with him one important lesson: ping pong builds culture. Plus, The Ringer's, Bryan Curtis, joins to discuss the impact the NFL has on the Jimmy Kimmel suspension

Micah Parsons is coming home to play against Dak and the Cowboys. Our big Thursday viewer mail bag, we complain about the price of dry cleaning, and DeeZ picks with the Cirque boys

• (00:00) - Open: The price of dry cleaning
• (14:14) - Cowboys are boring without Micah
• (35:24) - DeeZ Picks Week 4 with Cirque Du Sirois
• (01:06:36) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:37:23) - News: 100 pound beehive
• (02:12:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The NFL and probably history's greatest kicker, Brandon Aubrey, joins us this week to talk about the Rams knuckle kick, his Notre Dame buddy group, and the Cowboys trip to Chicago

The Dallas Cowboys entered Soldier Field as favorites to win the game. An early injury to CeeDee Lamb and another abysmal showing by the defense forces Dallas to leave with a 17 point loss. How will Dallas manage these next few games without their WR1 and how can this defense be fixed?

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• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (41:14) - Sports: Cowboys embarrassed by Bears
• (01:16:42) - Broadcast audio from Cowboys-Bears
• (01:38:28) - News: New entry for case of the Mondays
• (01:56:38) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The Cowboys open up as 1 point underdogs on the road in Chicago in what should be a high scoring affair. Oh, and Dak's music taste is horrible

We've got Christmas decorations being set out in September?? Sports mayor made a bet on SMU-TCU, DeeZ Picks Week 3 with the Cirque Du Sirois boys is a spicy one, and we lost a subscriber and are about to lose a client because of Jake

• (00:00) - Open: Christmas decorations in September
• (11:23) - Sports: Butter butter butter
• (35:45) - DeeZ Picks Week 3 with Cirque Du Sirois
• (01:04:34) - Sports Sesh: Sports Mayor
• (01:18:33) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:58:52) - News: Aggravated means you were aggravated
• (02:27:09) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Cowboys All-Pro kicker, Brandon Aubrey, joins the show fresh off his 64 yard game tying field goal and game winning field goal in overtime against the Giants. NFL insider and author, Gary Myers, promotes his upcoming book, Brady vs. Belichick, and gives us a few Jerry Jones stories that didn't make the documentary. And we've got a drone and loose dog problem

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• (00:00) - Open: Dan's concern of drones
• (15:30) - Sports: Apology Tuesday
• (01:03:18) - News: Loose dogs in Godley
• (01:20:44) - Gary Myers: What the Jerry doc left out
• (01:48:57) - Brandon Aubrey: Fresh off the game winner
• (02:20:05) - VM birthdays/Today in History

The Cowboys defense was able to make Russell Wilson look great. Luckily, their kicker and our best friend, Brandon Aubrey, bailed them out

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• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (44:31) - Cowboys win in overtime against Giants
• (01:45:20) - Audio from the Cowboys game
• (02:14:03) - News: This abhors Jerry Jones
• (02:39:45) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We have on the great, Brian Baldinger, to talk Cowboys, his playing days, and how he began doing his Baldy's Breakdowns!

We're live from The Dumb Zone Day at the Ballpark! Dave Raymond and Jared Sandler join the show on their way into the park. Then Sarah Hepola joins for the second half of the show to get into pedal pumping and kittens with darts in their eyes

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• (00:00) - Open: With Dave Raymond and Jared Sandler
• (37:19) - Sports: Football with Jared
• (59:18) - Cowboys: Opps with Schaudio
• (01:23:36) - Viewer Mail with Sarah Hepola
• (02:03:45) - News: A kitten with a dart in its face
• (02:27:17) - VM birthdays/Today in History

It's another edition of the Brandon Aubrey Show presented by Community Mechanical DFW which includes the trip to Philadelphia and Blake getting in trouble on the team plane. Micah Parsons thinks his getting traded is all the Cowboys fault. And the head coach of the Tennessee Titans didn't know this rule?

We have our own in-house band! We're live from the Prophets and Outlaws studio. We had a nice weekend with no Cowboys game and a fresh slate of the NFL. Where is Gus Johnson getting his nicknames and Micah looked pretty good in his Packers debut

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• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (46:22) - Sports: Around the NFL Week 1
• (01:06:36) - Today in Twitter: Phillies lady
• (01:18:44) - NCAA: Gus Johnson's nicknames
• (01:33:45) - News: Shooting over putt putt
• (01:52:34) - VM birthdays/Today in History

How happy should Cowboys fans be with a close loss to the Eagles? They had their chance until CeeDee Lamb dropped it. Plus, stories from traveling with the Cowboys, Jared Sandler on a huge series between the Rangers and the Astros, and Chappy gives his bonafide locks for Week 1 of the NFL season

• (00:00) - Open: TC's encounter with Randy Choate
• (19:58) - Stories from the Cowboys charter
• (39:25) - Cowboys lose to Eagles in Week 1
• (01:07:03) - Jared Sandler: Big series against Houston
• (01:21:35) - Chappy's Lock of Week 1
• (01:39:26) - Audio from the Cowboys game
• (02:02:15) - News: Crime up after Cowboys loss
• (02:08:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man
• (02:38:32) - Closing remarks with Lone Star Beer and Nomad Grills

Brandon Aubrey and Blake Jones both (separately) call in to report on the scene from Philadelphia as the Cowboys get ready to take on the Eagles.

Mike Marshall puts on his wizard robe and gives you the best fantasy football insights. Jake makes the case for Hunter Luepke going into the Hall Of Fame.

• (00:00) - Intro: A Small Angelo Update
• (18:30) - Mike Marshall Talks Fantasy Football
• (44:25) - Sports: Cowboys Sign Future MVP Hunter Leupke
• (52:45) - Micah's Agent Joins Cold Pizza
• (01:09:00) - Sports Sesh: Ted Emerich Makes Jokes
• (01:25:30) - News: Supporters of Harassing Sheriff Gather To Show Support
• (01:56:30) - VM Birthdays/Today In History

It's our upfronts day with Jordan Richardson as we debut our new theme song for the fall. Big weekend check including Jake's video of Nico Harrison getting approached at a Twin Peaks. And then a check-in with the Cowboys which includes some Schaudio and a Sham redirect

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Jorts
• (46:34) - NCAA: Be nice to Kirk Herbstreit
• (01:00:59) - Today in Twitter: Nico Harrison at Twin Peaks
• (01:12:44) - Schaudio: Another Sham redirect
• (01:25:15) - The new Dumb Zone theme song
• (01:48:40) - News: Ding dong ditch shooting
• (02:11:40) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Micah Parsons got traded right after the show yesterday. We try to make sense of it over a breakfast burger with our listeners at Whataburger. Plus, Julie Dobbs stops by for the August MBR.

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• (00:00) - Open: Live from Whataburger
• (12:48) - Micah Parsons traded to the Packers
• (01:01:58) - August MBR with Julie Dobbs
• (01:46:36) - News: FBG Murda
• (01:58:58) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man

We discovered a new, possibly "competing," podcast called "The Bum Zone" hosted by Blake's homeless friend. The Micah Parsons situation continues to deteriorate including the Cowboys now listening to trade offers. We announce our picks lineup as we'll be doing battle against the boys from Cirque du Sirois and try to decide a punishment for last place.

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• (00:00) - Open: The Bum Zone
• (25:56) - Sports Sesh: Micah leaves town
• (38:33) - DeeZ Picks with Cirque du Sirois
• (01:12:40) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:53:28) - News: Mark Teixeira running for congress
• (02:13:14) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Micah Parsons said it was more important to play for the name on the back and went on The Undertaker's podcast. Schotty enjoyed this prank, Clay Travis does pull-ups, and let's do a fantasy football draft stereotypes video

We've got a fat weekend check full of Powerball and stories from Jake's 40th birthday party. We are squarely on Team Micah, but Friday night was a terrible look for him. Jerry Jones address the agent situation on a couple podcasts and the time Dan interviewed Chris Burke

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (01:04:38) - Sports: Bad look for Micah
• (01:25:41) - Cowboys: Jerry addresses the Micah situation
• (01:51:26) - News: Bounty hunters find wrong target
• (02:15:30) - VM birthdays/Today in History

• (00:00) - WR Preview
• (01:21:18) - QB & TE Preview

• (00:00) - Season Preview
• (52:27) - RB Preview

Here's a brief fantasy football preview with FF guru, Mike Marshall, and Blake has to do what for his new job? Ubeuerline?

If you're a Cowboys fan, this new Jerry Jones documentary may not be for you

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BvB link
BvB donation match Venmo

• (00:00) - Open: BvB football game
• (09:13) - Cowboys documentary review
• (43:22) - The big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail bag
• (01:28:51) - News: Poop stories
• (01:52:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Help us choose which is winner for the Brandon Aubrey theme song contest

We're back from Cowboys training camp with a few travel stories including Dan and Jake getting in trouble on an airplane. Joe Milton looked rough against the Ravens and is Schotty in over his head? But it's not as bad as the Broncos local broadcast running with a fake tweet

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• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (55:06) - Cowboys: Rough outing for Joe Milton
• (01:15:14) - NFL: Denver broadcast runs with fake tweet
• (01:49:17) - News: An assault over Roblox
• (02:04:38) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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Cowboys defensive end, Sam Williams, joins us in the tent live from Cowboys Training Camp! Plus, Jake's trip to the Hollywood Bowl to see Jurassic Park and our night in Malibu

• (00:00) - Open: Our night in Malibu
• (18:33) - Sch-audio: Asking and answering his own questions
• (41:45) - Today in Twitter: Nico Harrison and Aaron Rodgers
• (52:58) - Jake sees Jurrasic Park at the Hollywood Bowl
• (01:08:28) - Today in Twitter: Seattle shooting over stolen valor
• (01:18:22) - Sam Williams: Refocused after injury
• (01:36:30) - News: Botox face delivery
• (01:56:11) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Jon Machota from The Athletic explains how he thinks Brian Schottenheimer got the job and starting Dallas Cowboys running back, Javonte Williams, joins us from the tent

• (00:00) - Jon Machota: Jerry doesn't want to slow down
• (27:04) - Cowboys: Schotty says titles don't matter
• (57:52) - Open: Fire Nico guy at Rangers game
• (01:12:55) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:32:54) - Javonte Williams in the tent
• (01:52:48) - Dan with the wireless at practice
• (02:16:15) - News: LA knows how to cover a police chase
• (02:29:31) - VM birthdays/Today in History

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From DLLS Cowboys and former Cowboys WR, Jesse Holley, joins us in the tent to talk about his 4th and Long journey and what happened with Sam Hurd. We break down Sch-audio and why the offense might be ok with Dak at the helm. Then we have stories from the Airbnb where we prevent the kitchen from smelling like broccoli

• (00:00) - Open: Tales from the Airbnb
• (24:34) - Jesse Holley: 4th and Long and Sam Hurd
• (01:34:26) - Sch-audio: Guys tried hard and momentum
• (02:03:52) - News: Jake obsessed with LA local news
• (02:17:15) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Day 1 of 4 at Dallas Cowboys training camp. We speak with "The Specialists," the special teams unit for the Cowboys, Brandon Aubrey, Bryan Anger, and Trent Sieg. Then Kristi Scales and Jeff Cavanaugh stop by the tent as we recap travel out to California.

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• (00:00) - The Specialists: Brandon Aubrey, Bryan Anger, and Trent Sieg
• (01:04:46) - Open: Weekend Check
• (01:43:20) - Kristi Scales is critical of Blake
• (01:50:46) - Jeff Cavanaugh: Bacsik naked in a bathtub
• (02:00:50) - News: Yelling goo goo ga ga at kids
• (02:16:43) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Blake Bostwick shares his experience going through New York City with Luka Doncic on his recent trip.

Blake's baby is here! He joins us live from the hospital. We then settle into an in-depth chat with basketball writer Ethan Strauss. We get his take on Luka's fitness tour, the NFL and the rash of dildos being thrown on basketball courts. 

We hear about Jake's car mishap, talk to Chappy, and check in with Blake at the hospital.

The Micah Parsons continued to unravel online which featured mentions of Dez, Jay-Z, and Nicki Minaj. Charles Haley joins us in studio to break it all down and Clayton got to meet Angelo

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (41:40) - Sports: From Micah Parsons to Nicki Minaj
• (01:24:26) - Charles Haley live in studio
• (01:59:55) - News: Who is Matt Rife?
• (02:13:18) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Micah Parsons demands a trade during the show today and an abnormally cruel punishment for Ghislaine Maxwell

Former director of quantitative research and development for the Dallas Mavericks, Haralabos Voulgaris, joins to discuss the poison that is gambling in today's age. Viewer Mail brings us to the WNBA and a certain object thrown on the court as well as some new Jake laugh drops. Then one of the members of the show is attacked by an insect in the Dragon Den

• (00:00) - Haralabos Voulgaris: Gambline is a rigged game
• (53:04) - Open: Jake's new hot doctor
• (01:08:12) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:40:06) - The first good thing Schotty has said
• (01:48:29) - News: Scoop's quick cuts
• (02:07:23) - VM birthdays/Today in History

We step into a Dan fights with his wife, followed by we get to hear how Schotty is around the Boys, and Jared Sandler helps with our Doug Davis, Kris Benson confusion

Dan is back from Clemson with a story involving his wife climbing through a window. The Cowboys extended somebody, just not who we hoped it was going to be. And we talk to former Ranger great, Kyle Gibson, on analytics, his minor league dominance, and his step into retirement

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (42:53) - Cowboys extend Jake Ferguson
• (01:06:58) - Today in Twitter: Worst one day contract ever
• (01:31:00) - News: Details of a Texas rep's affair
• (02:05:28) - VM birthdays/Today in History
• (02:27:55) - Kyle Gibson: Analytics, team chemistry, and torpedo bats

We relive the lore of "Extraterrorestrial Alien Encounter, the scariest ride at Disneyland"

Mike Sirois sits in for Dan today to discuss neighbor etiquette and why it's ok to substitute a dip in the pool for a shower every once in a while. Plus, CeeDee Lamb talks to Micah Parsons from the other side of contract negotiation purgatory

• (00:00) - Open: With Mike Sirois
• (21:27) - Sports: CeeDee speaks from the other side
• (42:40) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
• (01:12:39) - NFLPA investigation by Don Van Natta Jr.
• (01:30:57) - News: 10 years for exposing your chord
• (01:45:24) - VM birthdays/Today in History

Jared Sandler joins for his weekly segment. TC fills in for Dan. Caitlyn Jenner loses a partner. Micah and Trayvon hold a "best friends" press conference for the training camp media.

We've got a big weekend check from our 4 day weekend. The WNBA keeps getting in their own way, we know way more about Astronomer than we did before last week, and we break down the introductory press conference for the 2025 Dallas Cowboys

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
• (43:48) - Sports: Cowboys introductory press conference
• (01:43:55) - Today in Twitter: The W
• (02:01:57) - News: Coldplay concert couple
• (02:33:45) - VM birthdays/Today in History