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      <title>All of the Good Vibrations by Overandout</title>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>All of the Good Vibrations by Overandout</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/39669792">Link to the fic.</a><br>Summary:<br> Maybe not having great insurance ended up being a boon for you! Okay, no, it objectively wasn’t, but you gotta look for silver linings, right? That’s what your therapist said. Or, well, no, not your therapist, exactly. But your friend who is currently going to school for psychology. That’s close, right? Just like how you ended up rooming with a guy majoring in exercise science who wants to be a physical therapist. That was good. That’s your silver lining. It’s too bad he hates (?) your best friend (??) though.</p><p>Author:<br>Overandout: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Overandout/pseuds/Overandout">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Tavros: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Gamzee: Sam Gabriel: Discord: samgabriel, <a href="http://samgabrielvo.com/">Read By Sam Gabriel</a><br>Equius: Jam<br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/39669792">Link to the fic.</a><br>Summary:<br> Maybe not having great insurance ended up being a boon for you! Okay, no, it objectively wasn’t, but you gotta look for silver linings, right? That’s what your therapist said. Or, well, no, not your therapist, exactly. But your friend who is currently going to school for psychology. That’s close, right? Just like how you ended up rooming with a guy majoring in exercise science who wants to be a physical therapist. That was good. That’s your silver lining. It’s too bad he hates (?) your best friend (??) though.</p><p>Author:<br>Overandout: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Overandout/pseuds/Overandout">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Tavros: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Gamzee: Sam Gabriel: Discord: samgabriel, <a href="http://samgabrielvo.com/">Read By Sam Gabriel</a><br>Equius: Jam<br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/39669792">Link to the fic.</a><br>Summary:<br> Maybe not having great insurance ended up being a boon for you! Okay, no, it objectively wasn’t, but you gotta look for silver linings, right? That’s what your therapist said. Or, well, no, not your therapist, exactly. But your friend who is currently going to school for psychology. That’s close, right? Just like how you ended up rooming with a guy majoring in exercise science who wants to be a physical therapist. That was good. That’s your silver lining. It’s too bad he hates (?) your best friend (??) though.</p><p>Author:<br>Overandout: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Overandout/pseuds/Overandout">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Tavros: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Gamzee: Sam Gabriel: Discord: samgabriel, <a href="http://samgabrielvo.com/">Read By Sam Gabriel</a><br>Equius: Jam<br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>in our days we live (like our ghosts will live) by bugbee Pt 2.</title>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>in our days we live (like our ghosts will live) by bugbee Pt 2.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes. <br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16989921">Link to the fic.</a><br>Author:<br> bugbee: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/bugbee/">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br> Narrator: Luna Fae Kaida: Discord: alunardragon <br>Rose: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dave: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Mom Lalonde and Nepeta: Caro, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/cluckbeast">@Cluckbeast</a><br>Kanaya: Anna, on Twitter @acmusic27 or on Youtube as ArticulatelyComposed<br>Bro:  Gizmo, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/gizmotherobo/">@Gizmotherobo</a><br>Karkat: Ego, on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube @EgoSweetheart <br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes. <br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16989921">Link to the fic.</a><br>Author:<br> bugbee: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/bugbee/">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br> Narrator: Luna Fae Kaida: Discord: alunardragon <br>Rose: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dave: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Mom Lalonde and Nepeta: Caro, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/cluckbeast">@Cluckbeast</a><br>Kanaya: Anna, on Twitter @acmusic27 or on Youtube as ArticulatelyComposed<br>Bro:  Gizmo, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/gizmotherobo/">@Gizmotherobo</a><br>Karkat: Ego, on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube @EgoSweetheart <br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Domi, Jax</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes. <br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16989921">Link to the fic.</a><br>Author:<br> bugbee: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/bugbee/">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br> Narrator: Luna Fae Kaida: Discord: alunardragon <br>Rose: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dave: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Mom Lalonde and Nepeta: Caro, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/cluckbeast">@Cluckbeast</a><br>Kanaya: Anna, on Twitter @acmusic27 or on Youtube as ArticulatelyComposed<br>Bro:  Gizmo, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/gizmotherobo/">@Gizmotherobo</a><br>Karkat: Ego, on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube @EgoSweetheart <br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>podfic, homestuck, voice acting, fanfic, fanfiction, rose lalonde, dave strider, Kanaya Maryam</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>in our days we live (like our ghosts will live) by bugbee Pt. 1</title>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>in our days we live (like our ghosts will live) by bugbee Pt. 1</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes. <br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16989921">Link to the fic.</a></p><p>Summary:<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and the world you stand on should not exist.<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and you wish this world had remained destroyed.<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and you just want to see your fucking wife again.</p><p>(In which Rose Lalonde wakes up in her childhood bedroom on the 13th of April 2008, centuries after beating the Game, and is left to deal with the consequences.)</p><p>Author:<br>bugbee: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/bugbee/">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Luna Fae Kaida: Discord: alunardragon<br>Rose: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dave: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Mom Lalonde and Nepeta: Caro, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/cluckbeast">@Cluckbeast</a><br>Equius: Gizmo, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/gizmotherobo/">@Gizmotherobo</a><br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes. <br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16989921">Link to the fic.</a></p><p>Summary:<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and the world you stand on should not exist.<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and you wish this world had remained destroyed.<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and you just want to see your fucking wife again.</p><p>(In which Rose Lalonde wakes up in her childhood bedroom on the 13th of April 2008, centuries after beating the Game, and is left to deal with the consequences.)</p><p>Author:<br>bugbee: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/bugbee/">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Luna Fae Kaida: Discord: alunardragon<br>Rose: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dave: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Mom Lalonde and Nepeta: Caro, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/cluckbeast">@Cluckbeast</a><br>Equius: Gizmo, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/gizmotherobo/">@Gizmotherobo</a><br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes. <br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/16989921">Link to the fic.</a></p><p>Summary:<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and the world you stand on should not exist.<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and you wish this world had remained destroyed.<br>Your name is Rose Lalonde and you just want to see your fucking wife again.</p><p>(In which Rose Lalonde wakes up in her childhood bedroom on the 13th of April 2008, centuries after beating the Game, and is left to deal with the consequences.)</p><p>Author:<br>bugbee: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/bugbee/">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Luna Fae Kaida: Discord: alunardragon<br>Rose: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dave: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br>Mom Lalonde and Nepeta: Caro, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/cluckbeast">@Cluckbeast</a><br>Equius: Gizmo, on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/gizmotherobo/">@Gizmotherobo</a><br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>podfic, homestuck, voice acting, fanfic, fanfiction, rose lalonde, dave strider</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Editor" href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/" img="https://img.transistorcdn.com/KzbxtGKI3XZPSFqbn09je1iOIfHlwvPMSpqKmeHlMbs/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9hZTI4/MzVmMGQyMDU0YzMz/MWE4M2M4NTZhM2Q2/MTkzYS53ZWJw.jpg">Domi</podcast:person>
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      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Metanarrator Circle Jerk by Ambrolen</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes.<br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/20170396">Link to the fic.</a><br>Summary:<br>I was thinking about Epilogue Dirk and what he might think of people like me who strongly relate to him, under the assumption that we're included in his UltSelf sight. So this is him realizing his ultimate self but before the Epilogues actually begin. It's really just me being a narrator and Dirk also being a narrator. </p><p> Author:<br>ambrolen: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ambrolen/pseuds/ambrolen">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dirk: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes.<br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/20170396">Link to the fic.</a><br>Summary:<br>I was thinking about Epilogue Dirk and what he might think of people like me who strongly relate to him, under the assumption that we're included in his UltSelf sight. So this is him realizing his ultimate self but before the Epilogues actually begin. It's really just me being a narrator and Dirk also being a narrator. </p><p> Author:<br>ambrolen: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ambrolen/pseuds/ambrolen">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dirk: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Domi, Jax</author>
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      <itunes:author>Domi, Jax</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>763</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>Previously published on the first iteration of The Doomed Timelines, and then on Live Laugh Stuck for archival purposes.<br><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/20170396">Link to the fic.</a><br>Summary:<br>I was thinking about Epilogue Dirk and what he might think of people like me who strongly relate to him, under the assumption that we're included in his UltSelf sight. So this is him realizing his ultimate self but before the Epilogues actually begin. It's really just me being a narrator and Dirk also being a narrator. </p><p> Author:<br>ambrolen: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ambrolen/pseuds/ambrolen">AO3</a><br>Voice Actors:<br>Narrator: Jackie: <a href="https://jaxyacks.com">Project Website</a><br>Dirk: Domi: <a href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/">Podcast Editing</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/dominothief.bsky.social">Bluesky</a><br><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/thedoomedtimelines">Tumblr</a><br><a href="https://discord.gg/yxbuFTbuBh">Discord</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.straw.page">StrawPage</a><br><a href="https://thedoomedtimelines.transistor.fm/credits">All episode credits can always be found on our website.</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>podfic, homestuck, voice acting, fanfic, fanfiction, dirk strider, homestuck epilogues, ult!dirk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Editor" href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/" img="https://img.transistorcdn.com/KzbxtGKI3XZPSFqbn09je1iOIfHlwvPMSpqKmeHlMbs/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9hZTI4/MzVmMGQyMDU0YzMz/MWE4M2M4NTZhM2Q2/MTkzYS53ZWJw.jpg">Domi</podcast:person>
      <podcast:person role="Producer" href="https://jaxyacks.com" img="https://img.transistorcdn.com/mVoLjrfTDpcI3dQ094KMqmqZfAsWA6poFp24lqVYauQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS81ZWVm/ZTNhYTMzOTZhNjYw/YWVlNTc4NjAxMjlj/MmE1ZC5wbmc.jpg">Jackie aka Jax</podcast:person>
      <podcast:person role="Composer" href="https://dominothief.carrd.co/" img="https://img.transistorcdn.com/Mnsuq0iATXizXnMWFj-syhHsyzdYK6N7NGcrgSM-_gc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9jNDgz/YzY4NGRlZTg5MDZi/MjAyNDVlZmRlMjMw/YTVjOS53ZWJw.jpg">Domi</podcast:person>
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