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        <![CDATA[Tonight on an extra dumb episode, The Stayouts do their best Fred Sanfords, see who can utter the phrase "shut the fuck up" with the most authority and pathos, improvisational bullfrog singing, Matthew takes his new ventriloquist act to the clubs, the secret shame of the Mengele family, Top 3 Famous Animals and Michelle becomes genuinely irritated with her co-hosts, who do not know when to quit. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[On this week's odorous opus, a nice taco meal between friends devolves inexplicably into a would you rather of bestiality, With hilarious results! Also, Matt &amp; Ryan share their memories of not going to Woodstock 99, a new character with a questionable accent attempts to curry Michelle's favor while she tries in vain to change the subject and of course TRIVIA! ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[On this decadent and delectable dose of the podcast that loves to loaf and loafs to live, The Stayouts welcome their first ever guest, the incomparable Molly Hynes, to the Fungalo. Also sex, cults, sex cults, staring contests, breath play, coffee, boobs, Beards, Matthew refuses to stop doing his Ringo Starr impression and the gang meets a crab who loves meat Loaf. all that PLUS TRIVIA]]>
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        <![CDATA[On this decadent and delectable dose of the podcast that loves to loaf and loafs to live, The Stayouts welcome their first ever guest, the incomparable Molly Hynes, to the Fungalo. Also sex, cults, sex cults, staring contests, breath play, coffee, boobs, Beards, Matthew refuses to stop doing his Ringo Starr impression and the gang meets a crab who loves meat Loaf. all that PLUS TRIVIA]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2021 14:04:54 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On this decadent and delectable dose of the podcast that loves to loaf and loafs to live, The Stayouts welcome their first ever guest, the incomparable Molly Hynes, to the Fungalo. Also sex, cults, sex cults, staring contests, breath play, coffee, boobs, </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 25: The Ball Pit</title>
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        <![CDATA[On this enticing episode of the most inexplicable podcast on the internet, BALLS, relationships, Would you rather mate with an alien lizard or giant bug?  trying to curry the favor of our most loyal and vocal listener and of course TRIVIA. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[On this enticing episode of the most inexplicable podcast on the internet, BALLS, relationships, Would you rather mate with an alien lizard or giant bug?  trying to curry the favor of our most loyal and vocal listener and of course TRIVIA. ]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On this enticing episode of the most inexplicable podcast on the internet, BALLS, relationships, Would you rather mate with an alien lizard or giant bug?  trying to curry the favor of our most loyal and vocal listener and of course TRIVIA. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[Filled to their brims with delicious Fungalo tacos and Kombucha, The gang is surprised by a horse, Attends an IRL partay with the whoms whom of the defunct local comedy scene, Michelle gets grilled, Ryan passes for gay, Matthew introduces the world to Mexico the Ladybug and someone gets special birthday treats Plus TRIVIA!]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2021 22:58:22 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[To wet your comedy podcast whistle while a swarm of transplanted humanoid edit-bots finishes the undercoating on episode 24, Some pod straight off of the cutting room floor of the Dirty Stayouts' triumphant return to the Fungalo following a 6 month Zoom hiatus. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2021 08:47:56 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>To wet your comedy podcast whistle while a swarm of transplanted humanoid edit-bots finishes the undercoating on episode 24, Some pod straight off of the cutting room floor of the Dirty Stayouts' triumphant return to the Fungalo following a 6 month Zoom h</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 23: A Tuba Meets a Bullfrog</title>
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        <![CDATA[We’re BACK! After a long hard winter and an underwhelming spring, the Dirty Stayouts are vaccinated and back together recording LIVE at the Fungalo! After a rapid-fire reference-o-rama and some risque ruminations and repartee, one of the Stayouts reveals themselves to be a robot replicant, Nazi scalps for the writing room, Michelle’s first cup of coffee, people that sound like horns, the return of Chopper Ryan, gross stuff with nut butter, Henry the surly Walrus meets Dirty Mike, Trivia and frankly, one heck of a lot more…  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 10:39:54 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>8358</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We’re BACK! After a long hard winter and an underwhelming spring, the Dirty Stayouts are vaccinated and back together recording LIVE at the Fungalo! After a rapid-fire reference-o-rama and some risque ruminations and repartee, one of the Stayouts reveals themselves to be a robot replicant, Nazi scalps for the writing room, Michelle’s first cup of coffee, people that sound like horns, the return of Chopper Ryan, gross stuff with nut butter, Henry the surly Walrus meets Dirty Mike, Trivia and frankly, one heck of a lot more…  </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We’re BACK! After a long hard winter and an underwhelming spring, the Dirty Stayouts are vaccinated and back together recording LIVE at the Fungalo! After a rapid-fire reference-o-rama and some risque ruminations and repartee, one of the Stayouts reveals </itunes:subtitle>
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        <![CDATA[On Tonight's long lost (but now am found) episode, The ol Stayouts gang discusses which one of them has the strongest pimp hand, who is a cougar and what is the gayest movie they have ever seen, Matthew gets politically incorrect, Michelle knits a nice summer blanket, everybody gets vaccinated, and TRIVIA!!!]]>
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        <![CDATA[On Tonight's long lost (but now am found) episode, The ol Stayouts gang discusses which one of them has the strongest pimp hand, who is a cougar and what is the gayest movie they have ever seen, Matthew gets politically incorrect, Michelle knits a nice summer blanket, everybody gets vaccinated, and TRIVIA!!!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2021 15:45:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight! On this perfectly portioned episode... Do white people REALLY smell? Paper Airplanes, Sloppy Joe's, Matt returns to the world of live standup comedy, Michelle has too much coffee, Ryan talks about Ben Affleck and Justice League, the songs that you would most and least want to hear on repeat forever, the FUN new game, WHOSE GOT THE BIRD? and a heaping helping of movie trivia with a Bonus Super Speed Round!]]>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight! On this perfectly portioned episode... Do white people REALLY smell? Paper Airplanes, Sloppy Joe's, Matt returns to the world of live standup comedy, Michelle has too much coffee, Ryan talks about Ben Affleck and Justice League, the songs that you would most and least want to hear on repeat forever, the FUN new game, WHOSE GOT THE BIRD? and a heaping helping of movie trivia with a Bonus Super Speed Round!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2021 21:26:59 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>6512</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight! On this perfectly portioned episode... Do white people REALLY smell? Paper Airplanes, Sloppy Joe's, Matt returns to the world of live standup comedy, Michelle has too much coffee, Ryan talks about Ben Affleck and Justice League, the songs that you would most and least want to hear on repeat forever, the FUN new game, WHOSE GOT THE BIRD? and a heaping helping of movie trivia with a Bonus Super Speed Round!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight! On this perfectly portioned episode... Do white people REALLY smell? Paper Airplanes, Sloppy Joe's, Matt returns to the world of live standup comedy, Michelle has too much coffee, Ryan talks about Ben Affleck and Justice League, the songs that yo</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 20: Macaroni Snake: The Revenge </title>
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        <![CDATA[On this week's belated edition of the podcast you love to like... Clicky the bi-polar Row Counter lets loose, play by play on the death of roast battle, Ryan visits the International Market, Sex cults, electrified elephants, Therapy, Would you rather punch your Mom or get punched by your Dad? More movie trivia and our Top 3 Pro Wrestling Moves.]]>
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        <![CDATA[On this week's belated edition of the podcast you love to like... Clicky the bi-polar Row Counter lets loose, play by play on the death of roast battle, Ryan visits the International Market, Sex cults, electrified elephants, Therapy, Would you rather punch your Mom or get punched by your Dad? More movie trivia and our Top 3 Pro Wrestling Moves.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2021 15:09:52 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On this week's belated edition of the podcast you love to like... Clicky the bi-polar Row Counter lets loose, play by play on the death of roast battle, Ryan visits the International Market, Sex cults, electrified elephants, Therapy, Would you rather punch your Mom or get punched by your Dad? More movie trivia and our Top 3 Pro Wrestling Moves.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's belated edition of the podcast you love to like... Clicky the bi-polar Row Counter lets loose, play by play on the death of roast battle, Ryan visits the International Market, Sex cults, electrified elephants, Therapy, Would you rather punc</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
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        <![CDATA[On Today's Pod, Frogneck, Milkshake Baths, selling drugs to classic rock bands, Cum Bootcha, Ryan talks The Snyder Cut, Least Sexy foods, Trivia and we find out once and for all, is there cake in Matt's car or isn't there? Plus, Chirps &amp; Marbles!]]>
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        <![CDATA[On Today's Pod, Frogneck, Milkshake Baths, selling drugs to classic rock bands, Cum Bootcha, Ryan talks The Snyder Cut, Least Sexy foods, Trivia and we find out once and for all, is there cake in Matt's car or isn't there? Plus, Chirps &amp; Marbles!]]>
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        <![CDATA[On Tonight's 'Sode, the eternal question, taser or pepper spray? the pod picks up some Bots in Ireland, Michelle knits it up, Matthew embraces the Smoothie lifestyle, Ryan gets back in therapy, Shelly the Shell, Yoga, First Movies, Trivia and Top 3 films set in New York City. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2021 08:59:25 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>7245</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>On Tonight's 'Sode, the eternal question, taser or pepper spray? the pod picks up some Bots in Ireland, Michelle knits it up, Matthew embraces the Smoothie lifestyle, Ryan gets back in therapy, Shelly the Shell, Yoga, First Movies, Trivia and Top 3 films set in New York City. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On Tonight's 'Sode, the eternal question, taser or pepper spray? the pod picks up some Bots in Ireland, Michelle knits it up, Matthew embraces the Smoothie lifestyle, Ryan gets back in therapy, Shelly the Shell, Yoga, First Movies, Trivia and Top 3 films </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
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        <![CDATA[On Today's fine feathered offering, the terrible realization that we are always tasting our teeth, Matthew has a run-in with the law, Michelle plays a speed round of Trivia for a chance to win a bathroom break, Ryan overdoes it on Kombucha and seltzers, adventures in body-switching and another round of movie trivia!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2021 09:22:25 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>5793</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On Today's fine feathered offering, the terrible realization that we are always tasting our teeth, Matthew has a run-in with the law, Michelle plays a speed round of Trivia for a chance to win a bathroom break, Ryan overdoes it on Kombucha and seltzers, a</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 16: You Got Serb'd </title>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's Laid Back Installment, a new character throws the group dynamic into disarray (its not who you think), the show finally gets its due in Serbia, A spirited debate on the subject of "What is a Sandwich?", tales of grievous bodily injury, Movie Trivia, and Top 3 songs for depression! 

Additional Music:  
Lukrembo
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Fallout https://soundcloud.com/calli-boom
Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Ben Sound bensound.com]]>
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Additional Music:  
Lukrembo
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Fallout https://soundcloud.com/calli-boom
Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Ben Sound bensound.com]]>
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Additional Music:  
Lukrembo
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Fallout https://soundcloud.com/calli-boom
Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Ben Sound bensound.com</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's Laid Back Installment, a new character throws the group dynamic into disarray (its not who you think), the show finally gets its due in Serbia, A spirited debate on the subject of "What is a Sandwich?", tales of grievous bodily injury, Movie </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 15B: Trivi Ya Face</title>
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      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[Heyo ! Are you ready for another fun round of movie trivia with your buds, The Dirty Stayouts? Play along at home for a chance to really feel a part of our special sauce (the secret ingredient is love)]]>
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        <![CDATA[Heyo ! Are you ready for another fun round of movie trivia with your buds, The Dirty Stayouts? Play along at home for a chance to really feel a part of our special sauce (the secret ingredient is love)]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2021 13:40:54 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 15: Nooses are Wild </title>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's exciting installment of your favorite show, some existential/paranormal ennui from a seedy motel room in parts unknown, Michelle reads a Eulogy for a very much still-alive Matthew, ruminations on auto-erotic asphyxiation, everyone tries to make sense of the rules to the game of football, remember plot points from Death Wish and rates their top 3 Soundtrack albums. No need to bring your sunglasses because this episode gets DARK . ]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2021 15:52:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's exciting installment of your favorite show, some existential/paranormal ennui from a seedy motel room in parts unknown, Michelle reads a Eulogy for a very much still-alive Matthew, ruminations on auto-erotic asphyxiation, everyone tries to ma</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 14B: First Degree Burn</title>
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      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Episode 14B: First Degree Burn</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[On Today's Bonus Performance segment, the gang plays "First Degree Burn" a film based trivia game invented by The Stayouts' own Matthew Woodland. Its a real hoot, i gotta tell you. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[On Today's Bonus Performance segment, the gang plays "First Degree Burn" a film based trivia game invented by The Stayouts' own Matthew Woodland. Its a real hoot, i gotta tell you. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2021 12:41:34 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On Today's Bonus Performance segment, the gang plays "First Degree Burn" a film based trivia game invented by The Stayouts' own Matthew Woodland. Its a real hoot, i gotta tell you. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 14: Sylvia Plath (the mouse)</title>
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      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight! More appetizers and apologies with Michelle, cool stories about getting caught, Sylvia Plath the Mouse meets Marbles the Cat, Ryan grapples with the imminent cancellation of Marilyn Manson and everybody gets weird with chap stick. All this plus the Top 3 movie endings.]]>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight! More appetizers and apologies with Michelle, cool stories about getting caught, Sylvia Plath the Mouse meets Marbles the Cat, Ryan grapples with the imminent cancellation of Marilyn Manson and everybody gets weird with chap stick. All this plus the Top 3 movie endings.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:04:42 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>7168</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Tonight! More appetizers and apologies with Michelle, cool stories about getting caught, Sylvia Plath the Mouse meets Marbles the Cat, Ryan grapples with the imminent cancellation of Marilyn Manson and everybody gets weird with chap stick. All this plus the Top 3 movie endings.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight! More appetizers and apologies with Michelle, cool stories about getting caught, Sylvia Plath the Mouse meets Marbles the Cat, Ryan grapples with the imminent cancellation of Marilyn Manson and everybody gets weird with chap stick. All this plus t</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 13B: Bonus Performance</title>
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      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[In this Bonus Performance segment, exorcised from episode 12, The Dirty Stayouts crew does a little standup comedy for your amusement.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In this Bonus Performance segment, exorcised from episode 12, The Dirty Stayouts crew does a little standup comedy for your amusement.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 09:50:32 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>1552</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this Bonus Performance segment, exorcised from episode 12, The Dirty Stayouts crew does a little standup comedy for your amusement.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 13: Who Looks Like Mashed Potatos?</title>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight on the Pod, We play the fun new game, "Who Looks Like Mashed Potatos?", Another episode of our show within a show, Michelle Talarico: Nasty Bitch in the Kitchen, Matthew tells tales of Roast Battle, Ryan welcomes Black Batman, A few friendly rounds of movie trivia and our Top 3 Nick Cage flicks. All this on the Lucky 13th episode of The Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town.]]>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight on the Pod, We play the fun new game, "Who Looks Like Mashed Potatos?", Another episode of our show within a show, Michelle Talarico: Nasty Bitch in the Kitchen, Matthew tells tales of Roast Battle, Ryan welcomes Black Batman, A few friendly rounds of movie trivia and our Top 3 Nick Cage flicks. All this on the Lucky 13th episode of The Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 18:21:21 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight on the Pod, We play the fun new game, "Who Looks Like Mashed Potatos?", Another episode of our show within a show, Michelle Talarico: Nasty Bitch in the Kitchen, Matthew tells tales of Roast Battle, Ryan welcomes Black Batman, A few friendly round</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 12: Mark David Chapstick</title>
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      <itunes:title>Episode 12: Mark David Chapstick</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[On Tonight's Scintillating installment, the highly anticipated "Soliciting Sex on XMAS" story, Michelle apologizes for her past comments about the band, Korn, Ryan finds his metal voice and the Stayouts play an epic game of TRIVIA. All this plus Top 3 Songs about Mass Destruction and a generous amount of gratuitous chap stick application.]]>
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        <![CDATA[On Tonight's Scintillating installment, the highly anticipated "Soliciting Sex on XMAS" story, Michelle apologizes for her past comments about the band, Korn, Ryan finds his metal voice and the Stayouts play an epic game of TRIVIA. All this plus Top 3 Songs about Mass Destruction and a generous amount of gratuitous chap stick application.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2021 12:53:39 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On Tonight's Scintillating installment, the highly anticipated "Soliciting Sex on XMAS" story, Michelle apologizes for her past comments about the band, Korn, Ryan finds his metal voice and the Stayouts play an epic game of TRIVIA. All this plus Top 3 Songs about Mass Destruction and a generous amount of gratuitous chap stick application.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On Tonight's Scintillating installment, the highly anticipated "Soliciting Sex on XMAS" story, Michelle apologizes for her past comments about the band, Korn, Ryan finds his metal voice and the Stayouts play an epic game of TRIVIA. All this plus Top 3 Son</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 11: Chapped in the Closet</title>
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      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Episode 11: Chapped in the Closet</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's Pod, the gang recalls having too much coffee, laments trying to stay fit, speculates on their popularity in the demographic of local gay butchers and gives each other some sincere words of encouragement. All that plus Matthew and Ryan sensually put on chapstick to Michelle's complete chagrin. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's Pod, the gang recalls having too much coffee, laments trying to stay fit, speculates on their popularity in the demographic of local gay butchers and gives each other some sincere words of encouragement. All that plus Matthew and Ryan sensually put on chapstick to Michelle's complete chagrin. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 17:29:23 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's Pod, the gang recalls having too much coffee, laments trying to stay fit, speculates on their popularity in the demographic of local gay butchers and gives each other some sincere words of encouragement. All that plus Matthew and Ryan sensual</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 10: Claire Danes Loon </title>
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      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Episode 10: Claire Danes Loon </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's show, the Stayouts share their best/worst car crash stories, a beginners guide to classical music, an existentialist view of suicide, Roman Polanski's hot tub, Matthew continues to tease a tawdry tale of crime and passion and Michelle finds a side hustle as a hair model, all this plus Juggling! What more could you possibly want!?]]>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's show, the Stayouts share their best/worst car crash stories, a beginners guide to classical music, an existentialist view of suicide, Roman Polanski's hot tub, Matthew continues to tease a tawdry tale of crime and passion and Michelle finds a side hustle as a hair model, all this plus Juggling! What more could you possibly want!?]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2021 13:35:15 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>6421</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On tonight's show, the Stayouts share their best/worst car crash stories, a beginners guide to classical music, an existentialist view of suicide, Roman Polanski's hot tub, Matthew continues to tease a tawdry tale of crime and passion and Michelle finds a</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 9B: Taco bout Love</title>
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      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Episode 9B: Taco bout Love</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In the exciting conclusion to Episode 9, Michelle rates her conquests and solicits dating advice which leads to a nuanced discussion of relationships among the group. Plus we try to guess what Ryan has ordered for dinner and discuss our top rated double albums. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[In the exciting conclusion to Episode 9, Michelle rates her conquests and solicits dating advice which leads to a nuanced discussion of relationships among the group. Plus we try to guess what Ryan has ordered for dinner and discuss our top rated double albums. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2021 12:15:49 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3436</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In the exciting conclusion to Episode 9, Michelle rates her conquests and solicits dating advice which leads to a nuanced discussion of relationships among the group. Plus we try to guess what Ryan has ordered for dinner and discuss our top rated double albums. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the exciting conclusion to Episode 9, Michelle rates her conquests and solicits dating advice which leads to a nuanced discussion of relationships among the group. Plus we try to guess what Ryan has ordered for dinner and discuss our top rated double a</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 9 Part One: Teddy Bear Pic-a-nic </title>
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      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Episode 9 Part One: Teddy Bear Pic-a-nic </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight on the program, The Dirty Stayouts join in on this whole "Pandemic" fad by meeting remotely over holograms. Matthew evades a remote forest full of bears live on air, Michelle gets a tarot card reading and gentrification forces everybody to ponder death. Also, rice cakes, rice pudding and some love line style relationship queries. This episode was so nice we split it down the middle like Samson! (Part One of 2)]]>
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        <![CDATA[Tonight on the program, The Dirty Stayouts join in on this whole "Pandemic" fad by meeting remotely over holograms. Matthew evades a remote forest full of bears live on air, Michelle gets a tarot card reading and gentrification forces everybody to ponder death. Also, rice cakes, rice pudding and some love line style relationship queries. This episode was so nice we split it down the middle like Samson! (Part One of 2)]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2021 09:41:41 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Tonight on the program, The Dirty Stayouts join in on this whole "Pandemic" fad by meeting remotely over holograms. Matthew evades a remote forest full of bears live on air, Michelle gets a tarot card reading and gentrification forces everybody to ponder death. Also, rice cakes, rice pudding and some love line style relationship queries. This episode was so nice we split it down the middle like Samson! (Part One of 2)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tonight on the program, The Dirty Stayouts join in on this whole "Pandemic" fad by meeting remotely over holograms. Matthew evades a remote forest full of bears live on air, Michelle gets a tarot card reading and gentrification forces everybody to ponder </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>tacos, comedy, kazoos, fun, games, cannibals, grunge</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 8: Dirty Mike &amp; the Casseroles </title>
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      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[Recorded on tape, Live from the Fungalo! Food stories and technical difficulties, we exorcise the ghost of the band 311 from our chord, ask, "What is a Casserole, anyway?" ramp up our anxiety by running through home invasion scenarios and meet a real salty character by the name of Dirty Mike, plus the latest from the Kazoonatics... All on tonight's exciting installment. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Recorded on tape, Live from the Fungalo! Food stories and technical difficulties, we exorcise the ghost of the band 311 from our chord, ask, "What is a Casserole, anyway?" ramp up our anxiety by running through home invasion scenarios and meet a real salty character by the name of Dirty Mike, plus the latest from the Kazoonatics... All on tonight's exciting installment. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2020 17:37:18 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[On tonight's top shelf menu: claw hands! some ruminations on the consumption of human flesh in survival and recreational situations, Michelle does the Roger Rabbit, we meet a rascally cat named Marbles and rate the top 5 strategies for ending a relationship. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[This week in the Taco-Dome, the potential upsides of getting a colonoscopy, the horrifying secrets of a beloved local donut shop, the gang analyzes Michelle's cursive handwriting, thinks about how they might like to die plus their top 5 dipping sauces!]]>
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        <![CDATA[This week, the gang leaves the wilds of Sheldon Field and sets up shop at a new dojo known henceforth as the Taco-Dome. They do impressions, air some local comedy scuttlebutt, talk at great length about late 90’s Nu Metal and finally answer the question, “If you were a bagel, what kind would you be?” All this and Top 5 film villains on this episode of The Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[This week, in a slightly different section of Sheldon Field (still corn adjacent)...the gang recall their old brawling days, rate their favorite kinds of sushi/Fiona Apple records and contend with the wrath of cheap batteries from the Acme Surplus store.  ]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>This week, in a slightly different section of Sheldon Field (still corn adjacent)...the gang recall their old brawling days, rate their favorite kinds of sushi/Fiona Apple records and contend with the wrath of cheap batteries from the Acme Surplus store. </itunes:subtitle>
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        <![CDATA[Back in Sheldon Field for their sophomore outing, It's the Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town. This week, the gang gives some updates on their taco habits, plays "Truth or Dare" and discusses their Top 5 Hair Metal bands. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[On this episode: A mouse meets his end eating taco bell in Ryan's car, Matthew ruins some perfectly good banana bread and the gang learns of Michelle's intense fear of chewing gum all while sharing harrowing personal tales of food poisoning in Sheldon Field. All this and more on the exciting (?) first installment of The Dirty Stayouts: Taco the Town.]]>
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