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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Beth Only &amp; “Can I get ten threes?”</title>
      <itunes:episode>292</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>292</podcast:episode>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”</title>
      <itunes:episode>291</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>291</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from being scammed, and how broken buttons are the leading cause of infidelity in Texas. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from being scammed, and how broken buttons are the leading cause of infidelity in Texas. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from being scammed, and how broken buttons are the leading cause of infidelity in Texas. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies</title>
      <itunes:episode>290</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>290</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Jamaican enchiladas guarantee a successful marriage, when scoring 200 points during a robbery will only make the dog laugh at you, and why even the thrill of peppermint cannot save Damon and his self-proclaimed adequacy. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Jamaican enchiladas guarantee a successful marriage, when scoring 200 points during a robbery will only make the dog laugh at you, and why even the thrill of peppermint cannot save Damon and his self-proclaimed adequacy. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Jamaican enchiladas guarantee a successful marriage, when scoring 200 points during a robbery will only make the dog laugh at you, and why even the thrill of peppermint cannot save Damon and his self-proclaimed adequacy. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds </title>
      <itunes:episode>289</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>289</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how sultry train videos can be an acceptable substitute to funky minge, when arson can be considered foreplay, and why launching dipping sauces into space is about to become an acceptable normality. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how sultry train videos can be an acceptable substitute to funky minge, when arson can be considered foreplay, and why launching dipping sauces into space is about to become an acceptable normality. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how sultry train videos can be an acceptable substitute to funky minge, when arson can be considered foreplay, and why launching dipping sauces into space is about to become an acceptable normality. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”</title>
      <itunes:episode>288</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>288</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it is so crucial to clock out prior to any workplace scuffle, when a chance meeting in Costa Rica instantly becomes deadly, and how Damon’s probably not a whale but definitely a mutant. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it is so crucial to clock out prior to any workplace scuffle, when a chance meeting in Costa Rica instantly becomes deadly, and how Damon’s probably not a whale but definitely a mutant. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/ddd7a8a4/edc1c4e2.mp3" length="53100087" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3316</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it is so crucial to clock out prior to any workplace scuffle, when a chance meeting in Costa Rica instantly becomes deadly, and how Damon’s probably not a whale but definitely a mutant. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown</title>
      <itunes:episode>287</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>287</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immediately raise suspicion, and why you should never buy your weed from Tyler. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immediately raise suspicion, and why you should never buy your weed from Tyler. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2926</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immediately raise suspicion, and why you should never buy your weed from Tyler. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt</title>
      <itunes:episode>286</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>286</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing "just don't get it in his eyes" initiates a prayer for pepper spray, and how pork-filled sky scrapers will inadvertently regulate the price of a cup of coffee.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing "just don't get it in his eyes" initiates a prayer for pepper spray, and how pork-filled sky scrapers will inadvertently regulate the price of a cup of coffee.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing "just don't get it in his eyes" initiates a prayer for pepper spray, and how pork-filled sky scrapers will inadvertently regulate the price of a cup of coffee.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo</title>
      <itunes:episode>285</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>285</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for proper interpretation of a cleverly titled 50K race, and why teaching a beaver to pull a rip cord is imperative when re-wilding Idaho’s wilderness.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for proper interpretation of a cleverly titled 50K race, and why teaching a beaver to pull a rip cord is imperative when re-wilding Idaho’s wilderness.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for proper interpretation of a cleverly titled 50K race, and why teaching a beaver to pull a rip cord is imperative when re-wilding Idaho’s wilderness.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field</title>
      <itunes:episode>284</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>284</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day should absolutely dictate the value of material items. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day should absolutely dictate the value of material items. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/78b2466f/213da0a2.mp3" length="47494455" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>2966</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day should absolutely dictate the value of material items. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips</title>
      <itunes:episode>283</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>283</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video, and why you should never exit your vehicle on the overpass to intervene in an abduction. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video, and why you should never exit your vehicle on the overpass to intervene in an abduction. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3735</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video, and why you should never exit your vehicle on the overpass to intervene in an abduction. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”</title>
      <itunes:episode>282</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>282</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, and how a total unwillingness to pay the pizza delivery girl almost always results in death. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, and how a total unwillingness to pay the pizza delivery girl almost always results in death. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3298</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, and how a total unwillingness to pay the pizza delivery girl almost always results in death. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”</title>
      <itunes:episode>281</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>281</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised lift ends a first date with an ER visit and broken fingers, and why there is no breathalyzer needed once you see the aviators and Barbie Jeep.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised lift ends a first date with an ER visit and broken fingers, and why there is no breathalyzer needed once you see the aviators and Barbie Jeep.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised lift ends a first date with an ER visit and broken fingers, and why there is no breathalyzer needed once you see the aviators and Barbie Jeep.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio</title>
      <itunes:episode>278</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>278</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Google Maps grossly overstates the availability of commercial air travel, when a strategically placed bagel and raincoat automatically grants you additional vacation time, and why a coworker hugging a printer all but guarantees the demise of an entire room full of puppies. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Google Maps grossly overstates the availability of commercial air travel, when a strategically placed bagel and raincoat automatically grants you additional vacation time, and why a coworker hugging a printer all but guarantees the demise of an entire room full of puppies. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 05:45:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2634</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Google Maps grossly overstates the availability of commercial air travel, when a strategically placed bagel and raincoat automatically grants you additional vacation time, and why a coworker hugging a printer all but guarantees the demise of an entire room full of puppies. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"</title>
      <itunes:episode>277</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>277</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how late fees will still accrue even after grandma has passed, when a missing chair unlocks supernatural abilities in the realm of seating arrangements, and why Damon will never be kicked out of any public pools.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how late fees will still accrue even after grandma has passed, when a missing chair unlocks supernatural abilities in the realm of seating arrangements, and why Damon will never be kicked out of any public pools.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/dbca15ef/a5289166.mp3" length="54164151" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3383</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how late fees will still accrue even after grandma has passed, when a missing chair unlocks supernatural abilities in the realm of seating arrangements, and why Damon will never be kicked out of any public pools.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot &amp; Ready</title>
      <itunes:episode>276</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>276</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot &amp; Ready</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how “anywhere” has an approximate range of thirty feet, when sleepwalking in the proximity of a Puracchio could result in bodily injury or maybe even death, and why you cannot acquire 2600 liters from one single milking session.</p>]]>
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      <title>“In my butt” &amp; “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025</title>
      <itunes:episode>275</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>“In my butt” &amp; “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why once a discount is initiated on a used cot it is no longer necessary to disclose the terms of the prison sentence, when a burka and Air Jordans almost always guarantee a disqualification, and how science supports a very high percentage of sleeping koalas are extremely horny. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why once a discount is initiated on a used cot it is no longer necessary to disclose the terms of the prison sentence, when a burka and Air Jordans almost always guarantee a disqualification, and how science supports a very high percentage of sleeping koalas are extremely horny. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why once a discount is initiated on a used cot it is no longer necessary to disclose the terms of the prison sentence, when a burka and Air Jordans almost always guarantee a disqualification, and how science supports a very high percentage of sleeping koalas are extremely horny. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers</title>
      <itunes:episode>274</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>274</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it costs Google $12,000 per wang on their maps, when the proper location of a Brazilian break room can foil any escape attempt, and why it’s a terrible idea to give monkeys the high ground. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it costs Google $12,000 per wang on their maps, when the proper location of a Brazilian break room can foil any escape attempt, and why it’s a terrible idea to give monkeys the high ground. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it costs Google $12,000 per wang on their maps, when the proper location of a Brazilian break room can foil any escape attempt, and why it’s a terrible idea to give monkeys the high ground. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala</title>
      <itunes:episode>273</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>273</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…</title>
      <itunes:episode>272</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>272</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s imperative you wait for the train to stop completely  before disembarking to prevent a tiger mauling, when allowing your husband to pack your parachute is an awful idea, and how an expression of praise to acknowledge good behavior or obedience might get you punched in the face. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s imperative you wait for the train to stop completely  before disembarking to prevent a tiger mauling, when allowing your husband to pack your parachute is an awful idea, and how an expression of praise to acknowledge good behavior or obedience might get you punched in the face. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s imperative you wait for the train to stop completely  before disembarking to prevent a tiger mauling, when allowing your husband to pack your parachute is an awful idea, and how an expression of praise to acknowledge good behavior or obedience might get you punched in the face. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown</title>
      <itunes:episode>271</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>271</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand on the 4th of July. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand on the 4th of July. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2025 05:35:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand on the 4th of July. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”</title>
      <itunes:episode>270</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>270</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware AND stupid is far more lucrative than 34 years of wrongful imprisonment. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware AND stupid is far more lucrative than 34 years of wrongful imprisonment. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware AND stupid is far more lucrative than 34 years of wrongful imprisonment. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”</title>
      <itunes:episode>269</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>269</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)</title>
      <itunes:episode>268</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>268</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break could lead to a felony if not executed chronologically. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break could lead to a felony if not executed chronologically. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break could lead to a felony if not executed chronologically. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love</title>
      <itunes:episode>267</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>267</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date mean so much more than the felonies they represent, and why having an extra "cat cubby" will seem monumental when abandoning your newborn and the bin is full of teenagers.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date mean so much more than the felonies they represent, and why having an extra "cat cubby" will seem monumental when abandoning your newborn and the bin is full of teenagers.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date mean so much more than the felonies they represent, and why having an extra "cat cubby" will seem monumental when abandoning your newborn and the bin is full of teenagers.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”</title>
      <itunes:episode>266</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>266</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”</title>
      <itunes:episode>265</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>265</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $1.50 hot dog does not entitle you to domestic flights. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $1.50 hot dog does not entitle you to domestic flights. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $1.50 hot dog does not entitle you to domestic flights. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs</title>
      <itunes:episode>264</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>264</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ordering a second remote, and why fecally adhered stickers is the leading cause of death in house fires. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ordering a second remote, and why fecally adhered stickers is the leading cause of death in house fires. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3158</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ordering a second remote, and why fecally adhered stickers is the leading cause of death in house fires. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees!</title>
      <itunes:episode>263</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>263</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the perfect pot of coffee paved the way for infant safety, when the best way to find love is to attend as many funerals as possible, and how a realtors disclosure of porch bites is not necessary when listing a property. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the perfect pot of coffee paved the way for infant safety, when the best way to find love is to attend as many funerals as possible, and how a realtors disclosure of porch bites is not necessary when listing a property. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/6081ff8e/af89b856.mp3" length="79810551" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3324</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the perfect pot of coffee paved the way for infant safety, when the best way to find love is to attend as many funerals as possible, and how a realtors disclosure of porch bites is not necessary when listing a property. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Hospital ATMs and A Hiccupping Purge</title>
      <itunes:episode>262</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>262</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you can never have too many airbags when there’s a goat in the car, how $200 will not only get Nana a box but also a cosmetic touch-up, and when having a loving husband willing to crap in your driveway can save you $17,500 for a night out. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you can never have too many airbags when there’s a goat in the car, how $200 will not only get Nana a box but also a cosmetic touch-up, and when having a loving husband willing to crap in your driveway can save you $17,500 for a night out. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you can never have too many airbags when there’s a goat in the car, how $200 will not only get Nana a box but also a cosmetic touch-up, and when having a loving husband willing to crap in your driveway can save you $17,500 for a night out. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Land Boat and Red Dogging</title>
      <itunes:episode>262</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>262</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how in the 1950’s you could hijack an aircraft every two years with zero repercussions, when a couples retreat to a horse ranch will boost your husband’s confidence, and why stalactites and stalagmites without a tram will kill your reviews. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how in the 1950’s you could hijack an aircraft every two years with zero repercussions, when a couples retreat to a horse ranch will boost your husband’s confidence, and why stalactites and stalagmites without a tram will kill your reviews. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how in the 1950’s you could hijack an aircraft every two years with zero repercussions, when a couples retreat to a horse ranch will boost your husband’s confidence, and why stalactites and stalagmites without a tram will kill your reviews. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>E-Chocolate and A Back Cracking French Dip</title>
      <itunes:episode>261</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>261</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s a good idea to keep the interior of your Chevy Cruze clean in the slim chance you may encounter a silverback gorilla, when violent flailing is the ONLY possibility of summoning a lifeguard, and  how gambling on incontinence requires a thorough rinse between rounds. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s a good idea to keep the interior of your Chevy Cruze clean in the slim chance you may encounter a silverback gorilla, when violent flailing is the ONLY possibility of summoning a lifeguard, and  how gambling on incontinence requires a thorough rinse between rounds. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s a good idea to keep the interior of your Chevy Cruze clean in the slim chance you may encounter a silverback gorilla, when violent flailing is the ONLY possibility of summoning a lifeguard, and  how gambling on incontinence requires a thorough rinse between rounds. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near the end…”</title>
      <itunes:episode>260</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near the end…”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog”  has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog”  has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 07:45:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog”  has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.”</title>
      <itunes:episode>259</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>259</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings </title>
      <itunes:episode>258</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>258</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings </itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”</title>
      <itunes:episode>257</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>257</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum </title>
      <itunes:episode>256</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>256</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum </itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing,  and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing,  and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3811</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing,  and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings</title>
      <itunes:episode>255</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>255</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3500</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”</title>
      <itunes:episode>254</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>254</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Dong Village,  High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket</title>
      <itunes:episode>253</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>253</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Dong Village,  High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3179</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego</title>
      <itunes:episode>252</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>252</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/1200903c/c01baf44.mp3" length="84951931" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3538</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble</title>
      <itunes:episode>251</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>251</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/6c6ec8c1</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/6c6ec8c1/e11715b0.mp3" length="83797051" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3490</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Chimp Lunchroom Escapades and Magical Peanut Butter</title>
      <itunes:episode>250</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>250</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what might possibly be the most disturbing way to “capture” a new roommate, when a perfectly arranged bedroom can guarantee foreign relations every night, and how the ending to every high speed chase in Germany may or may not result in a pant-less driver. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what might possibly be the most disturbing way to “capture” a new roommate, when a perfectly arranged bedroom can guarantee foreign relations every night, and how the ending to every high speed chase in Germany may or may not result in a pant-less driver. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what might possibly be the most disturbing way to “capture” a new roommate, when a perfectly arranged bedroom can guarantee foreign relations every night, and how the ending to every high speed chase in Germany may or may not result in a pant-less driver. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots</title>
      <itunes:episode>249</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>249</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn’t necessarily fit the decor of every room. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn’t necessarily fit the decor of every room. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn’t necessarily fit the decor of every room. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!”</title>
      <itunes:episode>248</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>248</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull</title>
      <itunes:episode>247</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>247</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easily badgers can fill up when devouring an impressive hog. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easily badgers can fill up when devouring an impressive hog. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3344</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easily badgers can fill up when devouring an impressive hog. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Teat Speed and The Thinkin’ Bone</title>
      <itunes:episode>246</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>246</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Teat Speed and The Thinkin’ Bone</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/03fdd5a7</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a renaissance man could knock a soldier off a horse at 100 yards without using an arrow, why a ménage a trios with a Sasquatch will cost you your alimony, and when a 6 year old “farmer” cancelled  Valentine’s Day for the entire school. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a renaissance man could knock a soldier off a horse at 100 yards without using an arrow, why a ménage a trios with a Sasquatch will cost you your alimony, and when a 6 year old “farmer” cancelled  Valentine’s Day for the entire school. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3235</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a renaissance man could knock a soldier off a horse at 100 yards without using an arrow, why a ménage a trios with a Sasquatch will cost you your alimony, and when a 6 year old “farmer” cancelled  Valentine’s Day for the entire school. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Its like a potato gun only they’re nuggets and it’s my butthole!”</title>
      <itunes:episode>245</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>245</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Its like a potato gun only they’re nuggets and it’s my butthole!”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you have to set your manager down to make eggs above Niagara Falls, when a sarcastically smiling moon only adds humor to an otherwise indescribable morning, and how there’s no copay for at home dentistry. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you have to set your manager down to make eggs above Niagara Falls, when a sarcastically smiling moon only adds humor to an otherwise indescribable morning, and how there’s no copay for at home dentistry. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you have to set your manager down to make eggs above Niagara Falls, when a sarcastically smiling moon only adds humor to an otherwise indescribable morning, and how there’s no copay for at home dentistry. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Cocaine Pigeons and South Mouths</title>
      <itunes:episode>244</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>244</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Cocaine Pigeons and South Mouths</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Polish anti-tank mines no longer come with directions, why even with Damon’s relentless questioning of the male anatomy he still cannot comprehend Bandaid wrappers, and when tranquilizing is NOT the worst thing you can do to an alligator. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Polish anti-tank mines no longer come with directions, why even with Damon’s relentless questioning of the male anatomy he still cannot comprehend Bandaid wrappers, and when tranquilizing is NOT the worst thing you can do to an alligator. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Polish anti-tank mines no longer come with directions, why even with Damon’s relentless questioning of the male anatomy he still cannot comprehend Bandaid wrappers, and when tranquilizing is NOT the worst thing you can do to an alligator. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>A Sexy Sugar Cube and The Sad “Tug” Boat</title>
      <itunes:episode>243</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>243</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Sexy Sugar Cube and The Sad “Tug” Boat</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/58f402a8</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it’s just proper etiquette (and an excellent fighting strategy) to apologize prior to punching your wife in the knees and taking her sack of rocks, when being a whore can save you a trip to the grocery store, and why choosing the correct bathing suit is imperative when pulling 9Gs to keep all your teeth.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it’s just proper etiquette (and an excellent fighting strategy) to apologize prior to punching your wife in the knees and taking her sack of rocks, when being a whore can save you a trip to the grocery store, and why choosing the correct bathing suit is imperative when pulling 9Gs to keep all your teeth.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it’s just proper etiquette (and an excellent fighting strategy) to apologize prior to punching your wife in the knees and taking her sack of rocks, when being a whore can save you a trip to the grocery store, and why choosing the correct bathing suit is imperative when pulling 9Gs to keep all your teeth.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Life-Saving Windows and “Dragging the Knuck”</title>
      <itunes:episode>242</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>242</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Life-Saving Windows and “Dragging the Knuck”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how garlic butter without mushrooms is not enough to justify homicide, why it’s necessary for goat costumes to be made of Kevlar during outdoor sexy time, and when Damon’s face nestled securely in your bosom is the key to safe travel. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how garlic butter without mushrooms is not enough to justify homicide, why it’s necessary for goat costumes to be made of Kevlar during outdoor sexy time, and when Damon’s face nestled securely in your bosom is the key to safe travel. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3591</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how garlic butter without mushrooms is not enough to justify homicide, why it’s necessary for goat costumes to be made of Kevlar during outdoor sexy time, and when Damon’s face nestled securely in your bosom is the key to safe travel. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>VERY Adult Dodgeball and The Divorce Hotel</title>
      <itunes:episode>241</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>241</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>VERY Adult Dodgeball and The Divorce Hotel</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/d6d0696a</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how whale milk can lead to a beautiful smile, when impersonating a ghost only delays the rescue mission, and why Damon believes voluntarily remaining poor the rest of his life is in his breast interest. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how whale milk can lead to a beautiful smile, when impersonating a ghost only delays the rescue mission, and why Damon believes voluntarily remaining poor the rest of his life is in his breast interest. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/d6d0696a/22bd146f.mp3" length="97915341" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4078</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how whale milk can lead to a beautiful smile, when impersonating a ghost only delays the rescue mission, and why Damon believes voluntarily remaining poor the rest of his life is in his breast interest. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Hood Murals, Octopus Punches, and Battle Drugs</title>
      <itunes:episode>240</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>240</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Hood Murals, Octopus Punches, and Battle Drugs</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>This is an episode of enlightenment for the guys as Ted discovers he’s going to be a father again, Damon discovers previously unexplored visual equipment,  and Mac discovers Chuck AND Zack are indeed the very same person. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>This is an episode of enlightenment for the guys as Ted discovers he’s going to be a father again, Damon discovers previously unexplored visual equipment,  and Mac discovers Chuck AND Zack are indeed the very same person. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3061</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is an episode of enlightenment for the guys as Ted discovers he’s going to be a father again, Damon discovers previously unexplored visual equipment,  and Mac discovers Chuck AND Zack are indeed the very same person. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“If you’re gonna measure the bulge you gotta pull from the core!”</title>
      <itunes:episode>239</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>239</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“If you’re gonna measure the bulge you gotta pull from the core!”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The discuss how long is “too long” to leave your baby unattended in a gas station freezer, when your van’s paint job is totally irrelevant once the mattress is both greasy AND wet, and why a Chinese person apparently wouldn’t name their fish Todd. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The discuss how long is “too long” to leave your baby unattended in a gas station freezer, when your van’s paint job is totally irrelevant once the mattress is both greasy AND wet, and why a Chinese person apparently wouldn’t name their fish Todd. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3756</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The discuss how long is “too long” to leave your baby unattended in a gas station freezer, when your van’s paint job is totally irrelevant once the mattress is both greasy AND wet, and why a Chinese person apparently wouldn’t name their fish Todd. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>A $2.00 Prison Sentence and “GO GET ICE CREAM!!!”</title>
      <itunes:episode>238</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>238</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A $2.00 Prison Sentence and “GO GET ICE CREAM!!!”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s always best to survey the husband after vacations to avoid negative feedback, how giving your heart is no longer the absolute best way to show your commitment to a relationship, and where you can take Damon for an entire weekend to roam amongst the people completely unfiltered. </p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s always best to survey the husband after vacations to avoid negative feedback, how giving your heart is no longer the absolute best way to show your commitment to a relationship, and where you can take Damon for an entire weekend to roam amongst the people completely unfiltered. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/34ff1e94/db5e9fad.mp3" length="77105614" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3211</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s always best to survey the husband after vacations to avoid negative feedback, how giving your heart is no longer the absolute best way to show your commitment to a relationship, and where you can take Damon for an entire weekend to roam amongst the people completely unfiltered. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Amber Nugget, Kidney Repo, and Customers First</title>
      <itunes:episode>237</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>237</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what is quite possibly the best way to compliment strangers at the beach, how Belgian sand is apparently so much easier on flip flops, and why Damon believes the internet consists only of emails from his wife. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what is quite possibly the best way to compliment strangers at the beach, how Belgian sand is apparently so much easier on flip flops, and why Damon believes the internet consists only of emails from his wife. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what is quite possibly the best way to compliment strangers at the beach, how Belgian sand is apparently so much easier on flip flops, and why Damon believes the internet consists only of emails from his wife. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Oh this isn’t sexual, I need to chew to live”</title>
      <itunes:episode>236</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>236</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Oh this isn’t sexual, I need to chew to live”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a single Danish covered in cinnamon isn’t always necessarily delicious, how an adolescent chimney sweep can commandeer royal undies, and when a “take home” squad car is a prerequisite for employment. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a single Danish covered in cinnamon isn’t always necessarily delicious, how an adolescent chimney sweep can commandeer royal undies, and when a “take home” squad car is a prerequisite for employment. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a single Danish covered in cinnamon isn’t always necessarily delicious, how an adolescent chimney sweep can commandeer royal undies, and when a “take home” squad car is a prerequisite for employment. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Peen Sheen”, Tableside Grenades, and Wojtek “The Enlister”</title>
      <itunes:episode>235</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>235</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Peen Sheen”, Tableside Grenades, and Wojtek “The Enlister”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you’ll never see an orangutan cashing his paycheck, how lanyard usage actually defines your very existence, and when the cleanliness of a wall cleaned by a one gloved individual assures you’ll be having the lasagna. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you’ll never see an orangutan cashing his paycheck, how lanyard usage actually defines your very existence, and when the cleanliness of a wall cleaned by a one gloved individual assures you’ll be having the lasagna. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3818</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you’ll never see an orangutan cashing his paycheck, how lanyard usage actually defines your very existence, and when the cleanliness of a wall cleaned by a one gloved individual assures you’ll be having the lasagna. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Young Shoey and A Top Notch Fisherman</title>
      <itunes:episode>234</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>234</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Young Shoey and A Top Notch Fisherman</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s extremely dangerous to have a mole on your face in an Amsterdam airport, when helping to keep someone’s tortoise dry can be very lucrative, and how catastrophic it is to be mildly deaf with a lack of friends at an air show. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s extremely dangerous to have a mole on your face in an Amsterdam airport, when helping to keep someone’s tortoise dry can be very lucrative, and how catastrophic it is to be mildly deaf with a lack of friends at an air show. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3248</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s extremely dangerous to have a mole on your face in an Amsterdam airport, when helping to keep someone’s tortoise dry can be very lucrative, and how catastrophic it is to be mildly deaf with a lack of friends at an air show. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Boofing Doctor and “Definitely Not Drugs”</title>
      <itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>233</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Boofing Doctor and “Definitely Not Drugs”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how military grade clean sidewalks could be banned in this country at any time, how it only took 7” for an Indian man to capture a world record, and why towing cars and preventing stab wounds to the groin are most important when choosing the proper pants.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how military grade clean sidewalks could be banned in this country at any time, how it only took 7” for an Indian man to capture a world record, and why towing cars and preventing stab wounds to the groin are most important when choosing the proper pants.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3266</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how military grade clean sidewalks could be banned in this country at any time, how it only took 7” for an Indian man to capture a world record, and why towing cars and preventing stab wounds to the groin are most important when choosing the proper pants.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Hiccup Homicide and TCO Crimestoppers</title>
      <itunes:episode>232</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>232</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Hiccup Homicide and TCO Crimestoppers</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how office buildings in Norway have posted speed limits in the hallways, when spending $1,000,000 on a property still won’t get you a basement, and why a $400 loophole is guaranteed to destroy your German “warehouse”. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how office buildings in Norway have posted speed limits in the hallways, when spending $1,000,000 on a property still won’t get you a basement, and why a $400 loophole is guaranteed to destroy your German “warehouse”. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how office buildings in Norway have posted speed limits in the hallways, when spending $1,000,000 on a property still won’t get you a basement, and why a $400 loophole is guaranteed to destroy your German “warehouse”. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>High Tide Toilets, Intentional Beefing, and “Chef stays in kitchen”</title>
      <itunes:episode>231</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>231</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>High Tide Toilets, Intentional Beefing, and “Chef stays in kitchen”</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a third comma is necessary to summon a genie, when a total disregard for your chestnuts can lead to championships, and how a magical pill can make chili night more romantic. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a third comma is necessary to summon a genie, when a total disregard for your chestnuts can lead to championships, and how a magical pill can make chili night more romantic. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a third comma is necessary to summon a genie, when a total disregard for your chestnuts can lead to championships, and how a magical pill can make chili night more romantic. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Donut Witch and Cena’s Birthday Surprise </title>
      <itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>230</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Donut Witch and Cena’s Birthday Surprise </itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/e3f8d029</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an uncut whopper with mayo can get you arrested, when a $12 an hour career change means you’ll never be far from the beach, and how  it’s entirely possible to fight an entire war on your lunch break. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an uncut whopper with mayo can get you arrested, when a $12 an hour career change means you’ll never be far from the beach, and how  it’s entirely possible to fight an entire war on your lunch break. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3519</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an uncut whopper with mayo can get you arrested, when a $12 an hour career change means you’ll never be far from the beach, and how  it’s entirely possible to fight an entire war on your lunch break. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title> Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma</title>
      <itunes:episode>229</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>229</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title> Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an unverified “Code 3” will get a hero banned from retail establishments, what the two most essential items to keep fresh in Tupperware are to properly welcome home a soldier from war, and when sleeping with the warden’s sister while coaching kids soccer can’t prevent a collect call from “My Bad”. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an unverified “Code 3” will get a hero banned from retail establishments, what the two most essential items to keep fresh in Tupperware are to properly welcome home a soldier from war, and when sleeping with the warden’s sister while coaching kids soccer can’t prevent a collect call from “My Bad”. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3632</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an unverified “Code 3” will get a hero banned from retail establishments, what the two most essential items to keep fresh in Tupperware are to properly welcome home a soldier from war, and when sleeping with the warden’s sister while coaching kids soccer can’t prevent a collect call from “My Bad”. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington</title>
      <itunes:episode>228</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>228</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how and uncomfortable doctor undoubtedly ruined medicine for generations to come, when being sarcastically honest on a job application can super-size your career, and why an aggressive goldfish named Larry might never be found. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how and uncomfortable doctor undoubtedly ruined medicine for generations to come, when being sarcastically honest on a job application can super-size your career, and why an aggressive goldfish named Larry might never be found. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3260</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how and uncomfortable doctor undoubtedly ruined medicine for generations to come, when being sarcastically honest on a job application can super-size your career, and why an aggressive goldfish named Larry might never be found. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer</title>
      <itunes:episode>227</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>227</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to find your lost  house keys, and how 260 miles of tandem nudity is worth approximately $6,000.00 worth of self confidence. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to find your lost  house keys, and how 260 miles of tandem nudity is worth approximately $6,000.00 worth of self confidence. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3424</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to find your lost  house keys, and how 260 miles of tandem nudity is worth approximately $6,000.00 worth of self confidence. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark</title>
      <itunes:episode>226</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>226</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s so important to order your wedding album in paperback, how it’s not insulting to guess a woman’s age if you use a 20 year window, and when it’s necessary to specify what is NOT to be your eternal nickname before you die in a hole. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s so important to order your wedding album in paperback, how it’s not insulting to guess a woman’s age if you use a 20 year window, and when it’s necessary to specify what is NOT to be your eternal nickname before you die in a hole. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3448</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s so important to order your wedding album in paperback, how it’s not insulting to guess a woman’s age if you use a 20 year window, and when it’s necessary to specify what is NOT to be your eternal nickname before you die in a hole. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>“Hiding Spot Coverage” and A Misplaced Bone Flap</title>
      <itunes:episode>225</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>225</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Hiding Spot Coverage” and A Misplaced Bone Flap</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how autocorrect can totally impede an entire canine search party, why a bedazzled butter dish will totally clash with your leftover soufflé, and when a four egg omelette can cost a whopping $10,000. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how autocorrect can totally impede an entire canine search party, why a bedazzled butter dish will totally clash with your leftover soufflé, and when a four egg omelette can cost a whopping $10,000. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c98d16c3/badb9a06.mp3" length="94749645" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3946</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how autocorrect can totally impede an entire canine search party, why a bedazzled butter dish will totally clash with your leftover soufflé, and when a four egg omelette can cost a whopping $10,000. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>AT-ATtaboy and $10,000 Worth of Chicken</title>
      <itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to Target the right sultry stuffed snowman for good time, why having one kidney and limited vacation days always results in a career change, and when ONE strike, ZERO balls, and well manicured neck beard makes you royalty.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to Target the right sultry stuffed snowman for good time, why having one kidney and limited vacation days always results in a career change, and when ONE strike, ZERO balls, and well manicured neck beard makes you royalty.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to Target the right sultry stuffed snowman for good time, why having one kidney and limited vacation days always results in a career change, and when ONE strike, ZERO balls, and well manicured neck beard makes you royalty.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave</title>
      <itunes:episode>223</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>223</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it's so important to hide your laughter when strange toddlers get injured, how landscapers cannot be held accountable to mow while they’re mourning, and when you cannot find an old person in a room full of 48 year old people. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it's so important to hide your laughter when strange toddlers get injured, how landscapers cannot be held accountable to mow while they’re mourning, and when you cannot find an old person in a room full of 48 year old people. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it's so important to hide your laughter when strange toddlers get injured, how landscapers cannot be held accountable to mow while they’re mourning, and when you cannot find an old person in a room full of 48 year old people. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes</title>
      <itunes:episode>222</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>222</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it’s plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon believes he could be the “king of the jungle” if given a fair fight. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it’s plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon believes he could be the “king of the jungle” if given a fair fight. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it’s plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon believes he could be the “king of the jungle” if given a fair fight. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves</title>
      <itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>221</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch,  how French business students can quench your thirst and yet still leave you sticky, and why a 2014 Hyundai Genesis guarantees you both a good time and a settlement. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch,  how French business students can quench your thirst and yet still leave you sticky, and why a 2014 Hyundai Genesis guarantees you both a good time and a settlement. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch,  how French business students can quench your thirst and yet still leave you sticky, and why a 2014 Hyundai Genesis guarantees you both a good time and a settlement. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…</title>
      <itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>220</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00 purchase protection, and why it’s imperative that you take your bike with you to the top of Mt. Everest so you don’t have to walk back home to Sweden. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00 purchase protection, and why it’s imperative that you take your bike with you to the top of Mt. Everest so you don’t have to walk back home to Sweden. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Aug 2024 06:10:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00 purchase protection, and why it’s imperative that you take your bike with you to the top of Mt. Everest so you don’t have to walk back home to Sweden. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks </title>
      <itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointment unless you’re into cardio, and how the magic of four wheel drive has enabled the disabled to enjoy majestic views.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointment unless you’re into cardio, and how the magic of four wheel drive has enabled the disabled to enjoy majestic views.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointment unless you’re into cardio, and how the magic of four wheel drive has enabled the disabled to enjoy majestic views.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer</title>
      <itunes:episode>218</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>218</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and why it’s necessary to cancel your flight when the pilot pulls up in Ford Focus. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and why it’s necessary to cancel your flight when the pilot pulls up in Ford Focus. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and why it’s necessary to cancel your flight when the pilot pulls up in Ford Focus. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”</title>
      <itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>217</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an overworked robot who’s never invited to happy hour should be denied access to stairwells. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an overworked robot who’s never invited to happy hour should be denied access to stairwells. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3460</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an overworked robot who’s never invited to happy hour should be denied access to stairwells. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets </title>
      <itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>216</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade</title>
      <itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>215</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3443</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles</title>
      <itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>214</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3419</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal</title>
      <itunes:episode>213</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>213</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3029</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap</title>
      <itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>212</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous  list of records. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous  list of records. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous  list of records. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren</title>
      <itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>211</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios </title>
      <itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>210</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Mac &amp; Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks</title>
      <itunes:episode>209</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>209</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Mac &amp; Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish</title>
      <itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>208</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote</title>
      <itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell </title>
      <itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>206</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes</title>
      <itunes:episode>205</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>205</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs</title>
      <itunes:episode>204</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>204</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”</title>
      <itunes:episode>203</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>203</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets</title>
      <itunes:episode>202</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>202</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka &amp; Getting Clapped</title>
      <itunes:episode>201</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>201</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka &amp; Getting Clapped</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3100</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)</title>
      <itunes:title>Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."</title>
      <itunes:episode>200</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>200</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4823</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, &amp; Deceased and Assist</title>
      <itunes:episode>199</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>199</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.  </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.  </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3702</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.  </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Tobacco &amp; Leather and Hotbedding</title>
      <itunes:episode>198</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>198</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Tobacco &amp; Leather and Hotbedding</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes,  and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes,  and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3001</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes,  and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman</title>
      <itunes:episode>197</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>197</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/8dfe374c</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how  a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how  a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3282</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how  a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“He was Arrested and Kilt”</title>
      <itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>196</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“He was Arrested and Kilt”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3489</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires</title>
      <itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>195</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires</itunes:title>
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      <guid isPermaLink="false">51adf937-b8e2-4eba-8ff7-0e7646a9c7a1</guid>
      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/1759ece3</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/1759ece3/cc4e97c9.mp3" length="101723423" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4236</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons</title>
      <itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>194</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off".</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off".</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/76176e2f/1c899005.mp3" length="78229535" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3258</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off".</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea </title>
      <itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>193</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c58d7080/61514131.mp3" length="81338783" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3387</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen</title>
      <itunes:episode>192</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>192</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c403b312</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the appropriate time to report a pee-soaked neck pillow. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the appropriate time to report a pee-soaked neck pillow. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c403b312/cf745315.mp3" length="89699999" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3736</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the appropriate time to report a pee-soaked neck pillow. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps</title>
      <itunes:episode>191</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>191</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death metal was monumental in the 1880’s to detour men from hosiery and booze. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death metal was monumental in the 1880’s to detour men from hosiery and booze. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/6dbe6336/bde41b73.mp3" length="81000095" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3373</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death metal was monumental in the 1880’s to detour men from hosiery and booze. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp</title>
      <itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>190</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/5e2eef64/2f333762.mp3" length="77675999" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3235</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)</title>
      <itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>189</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3432</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack</title>
      <itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>188</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye contact is so imperative in avoiding wang fractures. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye contact is so imperative in avoiding wang fractures. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c4f13d2b/acb0d24f.mp3" length="85692191" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3569</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye contact is so imperative in avoiding wang fractures. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver</title>
      <itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>187</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with grenade shrapnel CAN still be better than being at home with the family. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with grenade shrapnel CAN still be better than being at home with the family. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/0cce45cc/fc75bc22.mp3" length="103387487" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>4306</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with grenade shrapnel CAN still be better than being at home with the family. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip</title>
      <itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>186</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the most expensive Uber. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the most expensive Uber. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/e3507d3e/512a6b09.mp3" length="76739996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3196</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the most expensive Uber. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”</title>
      <itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>185</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular book, and when a marketplace motherboard post is far more successful than Tinder. </p><p><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular book, and when a marketplace motherboard post is far more successful than Tinder. </p><p><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c9ec3b96/eba184d4.mp3" length="87520991" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3645</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular book, and when a marketplace motherboard post is far more successful than Tinder. </p><p><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition </title>
      <itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>184</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b3a05dd2</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what might possibly be the world’s worst law firm representation. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what might possibly be the world’s worst law firm representation. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/b3a05dd2/3aa5ef49.mp3" length="72540415" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3021</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what might possibly be the world’s worst law firm representation. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder</title>
      <itunes:episode>183</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>183</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon,  and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon,  and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c471628a/fd7318f7.mp3" length="77791199" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3239</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon,  and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade</title>
      <itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>182</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3663</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide.  </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup”</title>
      <itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>181</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup”</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3360</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing</title>
      <itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>180</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and how you should NEVER let a woman enter your Dohyō! </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and how you should NEVER let a woman enter your Dohyō! </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/202492d5/2801ad94.mp3" length="77013599" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3207</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and how you should NEVER let a woman enter your Dohyō! </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Body By Bodi &amp; Bertha Benz Brakes</title>
      <itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>179</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Body By Bodi &amp; Bertha Benz Brakes</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday Food Wars, and how an attractive flight attendant and an overly confident G.I.Joe game gets you a story you’ll refuse to tell under oath. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday Food Wars, and how an attractive flight attendant and an overly confident G.I.Joe game gets you a story you’ll refuse to tell under oath. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/f9d99490/15f7b519.mp3" length="85538975" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3562</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday Food Wars, and how an attractive flight attendant and an overly confident G.I.Joe game gets you a story you’ll refuse to tell under oath. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd</title>
      <itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>178</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/04d2ff46/05810dd5.mp3" length="86124191" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3587</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>English AC and Dong Fang Scooters</title>
      <itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>177</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>English AC and Dong Fang Scooters</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/5e49d321/34654d3d.mp3" length="76152479" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3171</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title> Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop</title>
      <itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>176</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title> Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/48e03d5d/b678d0a0.mp3" length="73524223" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3062</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>AWOL-aby</title>
      <itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>175</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>AWOL-aby</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/8282b2ee</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/8282b2ee/20907e2e.mp3" length="72697624" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3027</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>“Singers and Zingers”</title>
      <itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>174</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>“Singers and Zingers”</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Break Glass"</title>
      <itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>173</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Break Glass"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week!</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week!</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3248</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week!</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Wizard Runs and The Shatgun Seat</title>
      <itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>172</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Wizard Runs and The Shatgun Seat</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever accurate unless you talk you 100% of the dogs.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever accurate unless you talk you 100% of the dogs.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/de5b2bdc/4da629c2.mp3" length="63715504" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>2653</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when is the exact best time to "special order" your laundry, why tactical pants just never seem to live up to their name, and how no survey is ever accurate unless you talk you 100% of the dogs.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Three Paws and Some Claws</title>
      <itunes:episode>171</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>171</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Three Paws and Some Claws</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and how ordering your breakfast skillet with onions can eliminate any possibility of having to share with a giraffe. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and how ordering your breakfast skillet with onions can eliminate any possibility of having to share with a giraffe. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/e9f84856/42b94224.mp3" length="71884315" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>2993</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when an empty driveway can give you extreme HOCO sign confidence, why a free fritter for one cannot legally influence the dinner plans of many, and how ordering your breakfast skillet with onions can eliminate any possibility of having to share with a giraffe. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Horse Hoovers &amp; Beer(d) Wasting</title>
      <itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>170</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Horse Hoovers &amp; Beer(d) Wasting</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman was actually inspired by dolphins.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman was actually inspired by dolphins.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/89a201f2/d3ee1bb6.mp3" length="67219311" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2799</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when your calendar can get you disqualified from the Olympics, why "dress casual" is the new norm for dumpster diving, and how the song Enter Sandman was actually inspired by dolphins.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos</title>
      <itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>169</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted by a room full of "human lickers."</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted by a room full of "human lickers."</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/0e957d95/3cae0d52.mp3" length="91354291" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3804</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why having lunch ready on Mars is so imperative, how Faco Fridays is going to become the new staple in the restaurant world, and when AI gets thwarted by a room full of "human lickers."</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums</title>
      <itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>168</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit system, and what exactly is the current street value of a swaddled cat as it pertains to vacation destinations.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit system, and what exactly is the current street value of a swaddled cat as it pertains to vacation destinations.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/483f82b9/524ae345.mp3" length="85623105" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3566</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how a three year nap can get you out of taking the trash out, when the possibility of nudity justifies a total reconfiguration of a mass transit system, and what exactly is the current street value of a swaddled cat as it pertains to vacation destinations.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy</title>
      <itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>167</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose your head over camel cuddle time.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose your head over camel cuddle time.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/5397e184/55fb93f8.mp3" length="81660219" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3401</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how many skulls it takes to make you suspicious, when the temperature of nuggets can affect your bank balance, and why it's a terrible idea to lose your head over camel cuddle time.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"What a Manatease"</title>
      <itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>166</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"What a Manatease"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/aa4fdfaf</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey you've always never tried. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey you've always never tried. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3436</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why Ted is too old to go back to college, when Damon's keys always lead to the scene of the crime, and how you can be blind to the best french whiskey you've always never tried. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Ooooof, You're Hugly" and SPF Mamoa</title>
      <itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>165</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Ooooof, You're Hugly" and SPF Mamoa</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why there's nothing more supportive than feathers and a Captain America diaper, where you can get your membership revoked merely for sharing TikTok videos with a gorilla, and how the number one cause of  "ghost divorce" amongst singers has nothing to do with paranormal appearances.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why there's nothing more supportive than feathers and a Captain America diaper, where you can get your membership revoked merely for sharing TikTok videos with a gorilla, and how the number one cause of  "ghost divorce" amongst singers has nothing to do with paranormal appearances.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/31fdf9aa/aabd2fb5.mp3" length="87925940" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3662</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why there's nothing more supportive than feathers and a Captain America diaper, where you can get your membership revoked merely for sharing TikTok videos with a gorilla, and how the number one cause of  "ghost divorce" amongst singers has nothing to do with paranormal appearances.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"There's no I in TEAM, but corn dogs are for winners."</title>
      <itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>164</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"There's no I in TEAM, but corn dogs are for winners."</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon's contemplating a career move based on delicious traffic stops, why you may have to pull up to the next window and wait for your Swedish honey,  and why eating a roll off your mom's face means love. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon's contemplating a career move based on delicious traffic stops, why you may have to pull up to the next window and wait for your Swedish honey,  and why eating a roll off your mom's face means love. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/163cfe37/4ec26b1f.mp3" length="85980230" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3581</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon's contemplating a career move based on delicious traffic stops, why you may have to pull up to the next window and wait for your Swedish honey,  and why eating a roll off your mom's face means love. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Roger doesn't do...   stairs..."</title>
      <itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>163</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Roger doesn't do...   stairs..."</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and why the roofs of orphanages have become the most sought after real estate in the billionaire community.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and why the roofs of orphanages have become the most sought after real estate in the billionaire community.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c30234d7/5679fd29.mp3" length="81818033" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3407</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and why the roofs of orphanages have become the most sought after real estate in the billionaire community.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."</title>
      <itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>162</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a burning perineum could only mean you need a candy bar. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a burning perineum could only mean you need a candy bar. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/5e631509/37ebae05.mp3" length="82623882" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3441</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a burning perineum could only mean you need a candy bar. </p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"</title>
      <itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>161</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering number of women, and how it's completely acceptable to ask the police to round up your pigs when you are feeling overwhelmed.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering number of women, and how it's completely acceptable to ask the police to round up your pigs when you are feeling overwhelmed.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/2a6b057f/499e037a.mp3" length="81847996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3408</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering number of women, and how it's completely acceptable to ask the police to round up your pigs when you are feeling overwhelmed.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey</title>
      <itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>160</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/493d709f</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary baboon employee will undoubtedly live until his death.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary baboon employee will undoubtedly live until his death.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/493d709f/53c8d262.mp3" length="70288824" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2927</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary baboon employee will undoubtedly live until his death.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title> "Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."</title>
      <itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>159</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title> "Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/827b7efd</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in the most confusing game of H.O.R.S.E. could result in the death of your mother-in-law.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in the most confusing game of H.O.R.S.E. could result in the death of your mother-in-law.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/827b7efd/38cf0a9a.mp3" length="63466121" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3963</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in the most confusing game of H.O.R.S.E. could result in the death of your mother-in-law.</p><p><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns</title>
      <itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>158</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/992b7646</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss different "mile markers" left in stranger's yards during a marathon, how a rogue band of adolescent gobblers are endangering senior's kidneys, and why you should always take attendance before and after a hayrack ride.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss different "mile markers" left in stranger's yards during a marathon, how a rogue band of adolescent gobblers are endangering senior's kidneys, and why you should always take attendance before and after a hayrack ride.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3685</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss different "mile markers" left in stranger's yards during a marathon, how a rogue band of adolescent gobblers are endangering senior's kidneys, and why you should always take attendance before and after a hayrack ride.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"</title>
      <itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>157</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/f69bead2</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who reigns as the hide and seek champion of the world, how impersonating a fireman in a rented Kia can be quite a turn on to the ladies, and why eating the last of the microwaved delicacies in the house could cost you your life.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who reigns as the hide and seek champion of the world, how impersonating a fireman in a rented Kia can be quite a turn on to the ladies, and why eating the last of the microwaved delicacies in the house could cost you your life.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/f69bead2/061fb7ee.mp3" length="77191045" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3214</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss who reigns as the hide and seek champion of the world, how impersonating a fireman in a rented Kia can be quite a turn on to the ladies, and why eating the last of the microwaved delicacies in the house could cost you your life.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." &amp; Dingo Bribing Dum Dums</title>
      <itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>156</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." &amp; Dingo Bribing Dum Dums</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/a1f2f9b2</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss that when you get killer hotel deals it's important to wash your feet before bed every night of your stay, how having your alligator "fully trained" just may keep it alive, and why combining the PGA and weddings will always result in tragedy. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss that when you get killer hotel deals it's important to wash your feet before bed every night of your stay, how having your alligator "fully trained" just may keep it alive, and why combining the PGA and weddings will always result in tragedy. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/a1f2f9b2/4730326d.mp3" length="89928135" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3745</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss that when you get killer hotel deals it's important to wash your feet before bed every night of your stay, how having your alligator "fully trained" just may keep it alive, and why combining the PGA and weddings will always result in tragedy. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math</title>
      <itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>155</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/957938ab</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Ted's dismissal of specialty tea results in the dismissal of his discount, why a $100 debt means you can no longer eat corn on the cob, and when stealing fries from a complete stranger can get you to the semifinals of the annual flying rat invitational.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Ted's dismissal of specialty tea results in the dismissal of his discount, why a $100 debt means you can no longer eat corn on the cob, and when stealing fries from a complete stranger can get you to the semifinals of the annual flying rat invitational.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/957938ab/1ab4ea34.mp3" length="83069105" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3459</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Ted's dismissal of specialty tea results in the dismissal of his discount, why a $100 debt means you can no longer eat corn on the cob, and when stealing fries from a complete stranger can get you to the semifinals of the annual flying rat invitational.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Death By Spooning &amp; Grandma Gets the Game Ball</title>
      <itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>154</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Death By Spooning &amp; Grandma Gets the Game Ball</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <guid isPermaLink="false">184a7383-4402-49c6-9669-475cc5d49816</guid>
      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/13031a91</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the most effective way to eliminate the use of a sun deflector in your windshield, how Damon has now assured he can never set foot in New Jersey, and just when exactly "mud butt" is the most honorable way to die. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the most effective way to eliminate the use of a sun deflector in your windshield, how Damon has now assured he can never set foot in New Jersey, and just when exactly "mud butt" is the most honorable way to die. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/13031a91/85f984c3.mp3" length="87554430" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3646</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the most effective way to eliminate the use of a sun deflector in your windshield, how Damon has now assured he can never set foot in New Jersey, and just when exactly "mud butt" is the most honorable way to die. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge</title>
      <itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>153</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/0e99af10</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremely photogenic 3rd Place Uber simply cannot medal.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremely photogenic 3rd Place Uber simply cannot medal.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/0e99af10/5a90293a.mp3" length="80884338" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3368</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremely photogenic 3rd Place Uber simply cannot medal.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie</title>
      <itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>152</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/d9deefba</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a new sugary sports drink that's good for weight loss and pets, how giving investment advice to a financially responsible kidnapper will keep your second kid safe, and why proving your the ultimate "parrot lover" requires a specialty helmet.</p><p><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a new sugary sports drink that's good for weight loss and pets, how giving investment advice to a financially responsible kidnapper will keep your second kid safe, and why proving your the ultimate "parrot lover" requires a specialty helmet.</p><p><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/d9deefba/f57e374a.mp3" length="79971953" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3330</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a new sugary sports drink that's good for weight loss and pets, how giving investment advice to a financially responsible kidnapper will keep your second kid safe, and why proving your the ultimate "parrot lover" requires a specialty helmet.</p><p><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"</title>
      <itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>151</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <guid isPermaLink="false">a797f0cc-104d-4f4e-9743-677ae9449319</guid>
      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/91048c5b</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster strudels in the bubble bath can traumatize a child.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster strudels in the bubble bath can traumatize a child.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3193</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster strudels in the bubble bath can traumatize a child.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."</title>
      <itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>150</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss how you can never have too many Big Macs, when playing foosball can be deemed as "foreplay", and why a policed-taped drive-thru could result in disciplinary action and/or termination. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss how you can never have too many Big Macs, when playing foosball can be deemed as "foreplay", and why a policed-taped drive-thru could result in disciplinary action and/or termination. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/482e0b3f/7f79413a.mp3" length="89108496" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3711</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss how you can never have too many Big Macs, when playing foosball can be deemed as "foreplay", and why a policed-taped drive-thru could result in disciplinary action and/or termination. </p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge</title>
      <itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>149</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/4fa81dcd</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the extreme difficulty of playing  horse hide-and-seek at your parents house, how Mac most likely killed a guy named Terry Vaughn using only a Walgreen's automated phone system, and why owning a "high quality" beige couch makes you an aficionado on used scuba gear.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the extreme difficulty of playing  horse hide-and-seek at your parents house, how Mac most likely killed a guy named Terry Vaughn using only a Walgreen's automated phone system, and why owning a "high quality" beige couch makes you an aficionado on used scuba gear.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/4fa81dcd/c31cf10a.mp3" length="58528972" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3655</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the extreme difficulty of playing  horse hide-and-seek at your parents house, how Mac most likely killed a guy named Terry Vaughn using only a Walgreen's automated phone system, and why owning a "high quality" beige couch makes you an aficionado on used scuba gear.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony</title>
      <itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>148</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a $7500 intricate puzzle comes with no directions, how to get 300 free meals in a year and then have them hand you back cash, and where you can free fall 135' through the air and survive.  The fall....</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a $7500 intricate puzzle comes with no directions, how to get 300 free meals in a year and then have them hand you back cash, and where you can free fall 135' through the air and survive.  The fall....</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/dff89fe9/cad27110.mp3" length="84821738" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3532</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a $7500 intricate puzzle comes with no directions, how to get 300 free meals in a year and then have them hand you back cash, and where you can free fall 135' through the air and survive.  The fall....</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker</title>
      <itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>147</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how six minutes can qualify you as a Trophy Husband, why you should never buy less than 3" of used raffle tickets, and when during a home invasion if you replace the toilet seat you're encouraged to write in their diary.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how six minutes can qualify you as a Trophy Husband, why you should never buy less than 3" of used raffle tickets, and when during a home invasion if you replace the toilet seat you're encouraged to write in their diary.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/29589455/6e17b115.mp3" length="59428210" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3711</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how six minutes can qualify you as a Trophy Husband, why you should never buy less than 3" of used raffle tickets, and when during a home invasion if you replace the toilet seat you're encouraged to write in their diary.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack</title>
      <itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>146</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/9a1a1050</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how people in Norway can still get the flu from their great ancestors, when a well aged Parmesan cheese can help you sell you 2016 Hyundai Sonata, and why being born around 1303 BC makes having your eyes shut in your passport photo acceptable. </p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how people in Norway can still get the flu from their great ancestors, when a well aged Parmesan cheese can help you sell you 2016 Hyundai Sonata, and why being born around 1303 BC makes having your eyes shut in your passport photo acceptable. </p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/9a1a1050/e14fb05b.mp3" length="72251786" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3009</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how people in Norway can still get the flu from their great ancestors, when a well aged Parmesan cheese can help you sell you 2016 Hyundai Sonata, and why being born around 1303 BC makes having your eyes shut in your passport photo acceptable. </p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig</title>
      <itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>145</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/becf669e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and taking old timey photos.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and taking old timey photos.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/becf669e/86ccf1cf.mp3" length="79184956" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3297</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and taking old timey photos.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out</title>
      <itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>144</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/8973859c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p> The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular doctors proclaim as the densest mass found on Earth, and how "Big Duck Energy" can scare both a doctor and a comedian simultaneously. </p><p><br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p> The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular doctors proclaim as the densest mass found on Earth, and how "Big Duck Energy" can scare both a doctor and a comedian simultaneously. </p><p><br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3835</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys have a guest in studio, TJ Remec, and discuss when you can get an amazing bonus at work merely by endangering the lives of many innocent people, what popular doctors proclaim as the densest mass found on Earth, and how "Big Duck Energy" can scare both a doctor and a comedian simultaneously. </p><p><br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
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    <item>
      <title>Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank</title>
      <itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>143</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offensive Honda that's sure to impress the ladies. </p><p><br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offensive Honda that's sure to impress the ladies. </p><p><br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3583</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p> The guys discuss an insurance policy that's out of this world, a serial killer who couldn't provide enough evidence to support his confession, and an extremely offensive Honda that's sure to impress the ladies. </p><p><br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season</title>
      <itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>142</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth favorite 90's pizza mascot costume, and why you should NEVER take the stairs with Damon.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth favorite 90's pizza mascot costume, and why you should NEVER take the stairs with Damon.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3585</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how punching a man with a beard is 37% less effective than punching a man without one, when it becomes financially irresponsible to ship your fourth favorite 90's pizza mascot costume, and why you should NEVER take the stairs with Damon.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Backal Hugs &amp; "Did you know that pushes in?"</title>
      <itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>141</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Backal Hugs &amp; "Did you know that pushes in?"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a  deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might possibly be the world's oddest war souvenir.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a  deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might possibly be the world's oddest war souvenir.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c7f49900/1247ffd6.mp3" length="92073560" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3834</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a  deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might possibly be the world's oddest war souvenir.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip</title>
      <itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>140</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c41ac6d7/8eea6f56.mp3" length="88425344" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3682</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discuss the importance of quality homicidal note taking, when high fiving at a funeral is acceptable, and why an inexpensive car might just save your life.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Does that make sense?"</title>
      <itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>139</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Does that make sense?"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/cf1c6481</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why delivering a whipped cream facial can be considered a misdemeanor.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why delivering a whipped cream facial can be considered a misdemeanor.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3363</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why delivering a whipped cream facial can be considered a misdemeanor.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discover that it's never a good idea to let your counterparts fill in the blanks, how the sounds of "bug banging" are so relaxing on a summer's night, and why delivering a whipped cream facial can be considered a misdemeanor.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds</title>
      <itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>138</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial  land baron, and why you don't have to stop nursing to defend your pet goose.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial  land baron, and why you don't have to stop nursing to defend your pet goose.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/7ae2401b/94257633.mp3" length="73235774" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3050</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial  land baron, and why you don't have to stop nursing to defend your pet goose.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discuss how you can remove any danger of an escaped deadly cat by calling a "Code Blue", when eating oatmeal can make you an entrepreneurial  land baron, and why you don't have to stop nursing to defend your pet goose.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service</title>
      <itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>137</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery...</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery...</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3682</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence</title>
      <itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>136</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how having lights on your car results in short term memory loss, why you can no longer ethically call attention to Damon's "condition", and when marinara becomes a necessary accoutrement to make a bank withdrawal.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents</title>
      <itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>135</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon relived his childbirth at Ted's childhood home, why G.I. Joe guys cannot purchase drinks at the bar, and when being short $7,998,050.00 on a price evaluation could cost you your job.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon relived his childbirth at Ted's childhood home, why G.I. Joe guys cannot purchase drinks at the bar, and when being short $7,998,050.00 on a price evaluation could cost you your job.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche</title>
      <itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>134</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>The guys discuss the importance of letting Vanna White turn all the vowels before solving the puzzle, why a prison warden should never double book reality shows, and how an X-ray can thoroughly and accurately  identify an illegal shipments of cats.</em></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>The guys discuss the importance of letting Vanna White turn all the vowels before solving the puzzle, why a prison warden should never double book reality shows, and how an X-ray can thoroughly and accurately  identify an illegal shipments of cats.</em></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2022 07:15:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>The Velveetians and A Noise Cancelled Murder</title>
      <itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>133</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"There's only one O in Post, genius."</title>
      <itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>132</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"There's only one O in Post, genius."</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Mac's desire to mock a crying man from a second story window until his mom shows up, how a glass of tap water can give you the strength (amongst other things) of ten men, and what is the number one item Damon will never assemble without directions.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Naked NASA and The Escape Room Wedding</title>
      <itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>131</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how clumsy Spartans received the highest of honors, when 4 hours can get you murdered by extended family , and exactly why it's necessary to have a plumber on retainer before your "Brown Friday" festivities.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"My, my, my, I'm Once Bitten Twice Die baby..."</title>
      <itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy</title>
      <itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Damon's list of demands for his funeral, when the lack of dinner causes pictures to disappear, and how Visine exonerates Ted of all murder charges.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."</title>
      <itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>128</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"</title>
      <itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>127</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Mac's amazing effect on "almost" married women, how it's never okay to disregard a complimentary side, and why citrus will foil any bank robbery attempt.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3555</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special</title>
      <itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>126</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a warehouse owned by a guy named Karl elevates you to "boss" status.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how "shallow and wide" is no way to eat oatmeal, when bobbing for apples will result in everlasting love, and why renting exotic transportation from a warehouse owned by a guy named Karl elevates you to "boss" status.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken</title>
      <itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>125</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"</title>
      <itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>124</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative ad campaign against Damon requires basically zero effort.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"</title>
      <itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>123</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony</title>
      <itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>122</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watch a quality Ernest movie.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a Hershey's Kiss can get you into a bank vault, why luck can be a key factor in knob replacement, and how Ted never misses an opportunity to watch a quality Ernest movie.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"</title>
      <itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>121</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is Dead" into an active beehive.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the "Great White Shark of the Midwest", how Damon would never be released from a Brazilian prison, when it's appropriate to whisper "The Mistress is Dead" into an active beehive.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2682</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"</title>
      <itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>120</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the only vehicle ever created by the Marco Polo Motor Company.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the most annoying search party ever formed at a comedy club, how "WTF" is the most important acronym in Damon's inferior vocabulary, and discover the only vehicle ever created by the Marco Polo Motor Company.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Karate Jogger and Wade Wut, Attorney at Law</title>
      <itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>119</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the latest piece of home workout equipment geared towards "end of life", one of the few times that an emotional support animal may be considered delicious, and how eating someone else's sausage can get you dethroned.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the latest piece of home workout equipment geared towards "end of life", one of the few times that an emotional support animal may be considered delicious, and how eating someone else's sausage can get you dethroned.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Space Bar Intermission and A Two Beer Notice</title>
      <itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>118</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Space Bar Intermission and A Two Beer Notice</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Ted's desire for confrontation, determine the equation needed to properly assess any dog's anatomy, and may have  uncovered the world's first family drive-thru funeral home.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Ted's desire for confrontation, determine the equation needed to properly assess any dog's anatomy, and may have  uncovered the world's first family drive-thru funeral home.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Space Colanders 1969 hit "Sausage in the Sky"</title>
      <itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>117</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Space Colanders 1969 hit "Sausage in the Sky"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys uncover the most narcissistic set of Fun Facts ever given, invent a coupon that delivers terrible and extremely unrelated news, and determine that if dinosaurs were alive today they would absolutely love bagels.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys uncover the most narcissistic set of Fun Facts ever given, invent a coupon that delivers terrible and extremely unrelated news, and determine that if dinosaurs were alive today they would absolutely love bagels.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bullseye Forensics and The Pachyderm Mourner</title>
      <itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>116</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bullseye Forensics and The Pachyderm Mourner</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Damon's new advanced home security system that also eliminates dryer lint, why being a woman from Los Angeles meets the qualifications for a professional sound engineer, and how Ted uses a "sound check" to determine if his treadmill is too hot.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Damon's new advanced home security system that also eliminates dryer lint, why being a woman from Los Angeles meets the qualifications for a professional sound engineer, and how Ted uses a "sound check" to determine if his treadmill is too hot.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Rocky VIII: "I Must Break You... ...finger..."</title>
      <itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>115</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a pregnant woman in labor  affects quitting time at the iPhone factory, how Ted has to get permission from a cat to to be on his porch and a bird to drive his car, and the best time for servers to suggest "seasoned" mashed turnips as an acceptable side dish substitution.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why a pregnant woman in labor  affects quitting time at the iPhone factory, how Ted has to get permission from a cat to to be on his porch and a bird to drive his car, and the best time for servers to suggest "seasoned" mashed turnips as an acceptable side dish substitution.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3576</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Closet Stories and The Coffin Confessor</title>
      <itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>114</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Closet Stories and The Coffin Confessor</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Damon is far less than 1/3 of an elite athlete, challenge the likelihood of Ted eating cookies, and then discover the best part of waking up needs Bluetooth to your cup.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Microwave PTSD and Catfish Daaaayzzz!!!</title>
      <itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>113</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Microwave PTSD and Catfish Daaaayzzz!!!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys locate Jefferson Street using only trees, give a round of applause to parking lot relations, and determine when  Jazz can save your life.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys locate Jefferson Street using only trees, give a round of applause to parking lot relations, and determine when  Jazz can save your life.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Porch Cake and A Banzai Parachute</title>
      <itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>112</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Porch Cake and A Banzai Parachute</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the importance of using skilled tradesmen when assembling a bed, create a new nickname for Mac that he absolutely hates, and discover the true weakness of any attorney is not knowing martial arts.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the importance of using skilled tradesmen when assembling a bed, create a new nickname for Mac that he absolutely hates, and discover the true weakness of any attorney is not knowing martial arts.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2958</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Gator Golfer and an Amish DUI</title>
      <itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>111</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Gator Golfer and an Amish DUI</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the second "hungry" was added to Hungry Hungry Hippos, the heaviest workforce of any company in existence, and how Microsoft was almost owned by a guy named Tony.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss why the second "hungry" was added to Hungry Hungry Hippos, the heaviest workforce of any company in existence, and how Microsoft was almost owned by a guy named Tony.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Desk Snackin' and A Husky Italian Backpack</title>
      <itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>110</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Desk Snackin' and A Husky Italian Backpack</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss an infinity pool escape artist, the world's most disturbing doggy snuggling, and how a cartoon from the 80s will eliminate any possibility of a second date.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss an infinity pool escape artist, the world's most disturbing doggy snuggling, and how a cartoon from the 80s will eliminate any possibility of a second date.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2557</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Johan Bovine and The "Wanted" Baby</title>
      <itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>109</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Johan Bovine and The "Wanted" Baby</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how they avoided being the spokesmen for a popular unnamed fashion brand, why long-term memory is imperative for shipwreck exploration, and when a crossbow may be helpful in searching for a toddler.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how they avoided being the spokesmen for a popular unnamed fashion brand, why long-term memory is imperative for shipwreck exploration, and when a crossbow may be helpful in searching for a toddler.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3173</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Rented Produce and The Old Man Dropbox</title>
      <itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>108</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Rented Produce and The Old Man Dropbox</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Amazon is now bullying Damon, when a borrowed pair of pants can prevent felony charges, and the ultimate "ghosting" of a co-worker.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Amazon is now bullying Damon, when a borrowed pair of pants can prevent felony charges, and the ultimate "ghosting" of a co-worker.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Puzzle of Freedom and The Crosswalk Assassin</title>
      <itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>107</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Puzzle of Freedom and The Crosswalk Assassin</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Fortnite Accolades are considered "proof of funds" for a Los Angeles real estate transaction, come across an at home homicide kit from the 80's, and the most offensive cross-branded merch available in Australia.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Fortnite Accolades are considered "proof of funds" for a Los Angeles real estate transaction, come across an at home homicide kit from the 80's, and the most offensive cross-branded merch available in Australia.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Royal Jambalaya, Tile Day, and The Infinite "Huh?"</title>
      <itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>106</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Royal Jambalaya, Tile Day, and The Infinite "Huh?"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the time Damon went bra shopping and it resulted in an injury, why window tint now qualifies as proof of ownership in Ohio, and how a frozen burrito may have hindered space exploration for decades.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the time Damon went bra shopping and it resulted in an injury, why window tint now qualifies as proof of ownership in Ohio, and how a frozen burrito may have hindered space exploration for decades.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3680</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Toddler DoorDash and The Funeral Opener</title>
      <itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>105</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Ted "lets it ride" at the Auntie Anne's Casino, shopping at the Sesame Street Harley-Davidson Store, and a very mysterious man who's extremely proud of his own elbows.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how Ted "lets it ride" at the Auntie Anne's Casino, shopping at the Sesame Street Harley-Davidson Store, and a very mysterious man who's extremely proud of his own elbows.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Face Saving Warning Labels and The 2 Story Buick</title>
      <itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>104</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Face Saving Warning Labels and The 2 Story Buick</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Mac's vegetable related Stranger Danger, the over-under on zoo enclosures, and Damon's yearning desire to attain true "Lost Boy Confidence".</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Mac's vegetable related Stranger Danger, the over-under on zoo enclosures, and Damon's yearning desire to attain true "Lost Boy Confidence".</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dog Shuns, Counterfeit Cheese, and a Driving GOAT</title>
      <itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>103</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the popularity of a rare fungus, how Damon's not intimidated by any animal given the gift of flight, and Mac incites a grown man tantrum.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the popularity of a rare fungus, how Damon's not intimidated by any animal given the gift of flight, and Mac incites a grown man tantrum.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dutch Clue, Antique Spices, and "The Dad Stare"</title>
      <itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>102</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Dutch Clue, Antique Spices, and "The Dad Stare"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the difference between "free range" and "caged" victims, how to find love in a cockpit, and Ted meets the same new people twice for the third time.</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/popfuntoplay"><strong>Pop Fun To Play</strong></a></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the difference between "free range" and "caged" victims, how to find love in a cockpit, and Ted meets the same new people twice for the third time.</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/popfuntoplay"><strong>Pop Fun To Play</strong></a></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Two Fingers of Milk and a Firing by Cake</title>
      <itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>101</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Two Fingers of Milk and a Firing by Cake</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what goes up, and up and up and up, the fact that Damon absolutely knows what a "Dentician" does, and how there was almost an "unhappy accident" at a Bob Ross 5K.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what goes up, and up and up and up, the fact that Damon absolutely knows what a "Dentician" does, and how there was almost an "unhappy accident" at a Bob Ross 5K.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3170</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>"I'm Not Randy" and The Stand-Up Prognosticator</title>
      <itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>100</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"I'm Not Randy" and The Stand-Up Prognosticator</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the world's most expensive, bedazzled kitchen utensil, how to build infinite wealth two gold bars at a time, and Damon protects his family by repeatedly destroying deadly countertop piñatas.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>100th Episode Celebration!</title>
      <itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>99</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join us this Friday for a special live stream event! Show starts at 7:15PM on Facebook and Youtube!</p><p><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/r_g2Iwnd8OA">The Youtube Stream!</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join us this Friday for a special live stream event! Show starts at 7:15PM on Facebook and Youtube!</p><p><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/r_g2Iwnd8OA">The Youtube Stream!</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 12:56:35 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Lottery Orange Juice and The 12 Knock Rule</title>
      <itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>98</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Lottery Orange Juice and The 12 Knock Rule</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when "Sharpie Smuggling" is necessary, where your dog is allowed exactly 30 minutes of daily bark time without recourse, and how Mac basically pushed an obese, disgraced man off a balcony.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when "Sharpie Smuggling" is necessary, where your dog is allowed exactly 30 minutes of daily bark time without recourse, and how Mac basically pushed an obese, disgraced man off a balcony.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Stolen Syrup, Water Wolves, and a few Pocket Tomatoes</title>
      <itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>97</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the lazy new technique of Homicide Painting, how a "boiling bag" can prevent you from accidentally  seeing your family naked during T.V. time, and why any verdict handed down by the Court of Sharper Image includes worry-free retribution.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the lazy new technique of Homicide Painting, how a "boiling bag" can prevent you from accidentally  seeing your family naked during T.V. time, and why any verdict handed down by the Court of Sharper Image includes worry-free retribution.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Discussion Island and the Button of Resignation</title>
      <itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>96</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Discussion Island and the Button of Resignation</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss 1 Mac and 3 shades of gray, how less is more on a Lost Dog Flyer, and when the scent of murder can be so enjoyable.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>The Landscaping Smurf Preservationist and A Squatcher Resistant to Farm</title>
      <itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>95</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how LinkedIn endorsements for mountain climbing are imperative for success, how lack of preparation and cheating is customary in the pianist community, and when a tow truck driver's phone call outweighs a 70 ton crime.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how LinkedIn endorsements for mountain climbing are imperative for success, how lack of preparation and cheating is customary in the pianist community, and when a tow truck driver's phone call outweighs a 70 ton crime.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Big Cat Couponing and Counterclockwise Lovin'</title>
      <itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>94</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Big Cat Couponing and Counterclockwise Lovin'</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys learn about Mac's free, germaphobic pony that hates nature and people, Ted meets the most interesting man alive, and Damon gets mauled by a polar bear in a stolen Grand National.</p><p><strong><em>This week's Sponsor!<br></em></strong><a href="https://www.colorstreet.com/amykingmimi"><strong><em>Amy's Nail Kingdom</em></strong></a></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys learn about Mac's free, germaphobic pony that hates nature and people, Ted meets the most interesting man alive, and Damon gets mauled by a polar bear in a stolen Grand National.</p><p><strong><em>This week's Sponsor!<br></em></strong><a href="https://www.colorstreet.com/amykingmimi"><strong><em>Amy's Nail Kingdom</em></strong></a></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Biking With the Bulls and a Shot of Horse Blindness</title>
      <itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>93</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Biking With the Bulls and a Shot of Horse Blindness</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when a car warranty can save your life, a caretaker that rakes and waters Italian loafers, and how when the chicken's frozen the victim is not a relative.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>"I Tip 'Em, Then I Milk 'Em Upside Down!"</title>
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      <podcast:episode>92</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys have comedian, TJ Remec, in studio to discuss the multiple disappearances of an "Obvious Pickle Boy", a world record mouth from Idaho, and the only logical name for the ideal orangutan roommate.</p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4x9biTmxn5IybSiGJfr9St">TJ's podcast, Once Upon a Tome!</a></p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A PIT Maneuver Resulting in L.U.I.</title>
      <itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>91</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A PIT Maneuver Resulting in L.U.I.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss home improvement store ninjas, why you should judge people solely based on the condition of a specific kitchen appliance, and how Mac's treatment of puppies depends on the placement of their kangaroo.</p><p>https://www.dropguys.com - Damon proof phone cases!</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Does This Rag Smell Like Ethernet?</title>
      <itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>90</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Does This Rag Smell Like Ethernet?</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys get left unsupervised for an extended period of time while Mac does "paperwork" in his office, discuss a space age pillow rated for high impact collisions, and  what sleeping position makes you susceptible to scammers.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys get left unsupervised for an extended period of time while Mac does "paperwork" in his office, discuss a space age pillow rated for high impact collisions, and  what sleeping position makes you susceptible to scammers.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Get Meemaw Off Layaway &amp; Flip Her on Marketplace!</title>
      <itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>89</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Get Meemaw Off Layaway &amp; Flip Her on Marketplace!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to properly hire a virtual assassin, that when you find a stray service dog they're just looking to play catch, and attending a computer class at a popular fried chicken franchise.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to properly hire a virtual assassin, that when you find a stray service dog they're just looking to play catch, and attending a computer class at a popular fried chicken franchise.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"I'd Like to Buy A Vowel for Sushi"</title>
      <itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>88</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Dangling Sausage of Safety</title>
      <itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>87</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the new musical Grant, how Mac is both startled and confused by noises that he causes, and the need for a numbered waitress system in our society.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the new musical Grant, how Mac is both startled and confused by noises that he causes, and the need for a numbered waitress system in our society.</p><p><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a><br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a><br><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The "T" Stands for The</title>
      <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>86</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the most effective way of negotiating the purchase of a used shower rod, how people no longer fear their face "freezing that way", and how an Arby's coupon can get you significant ownership stake in any Puracchio Enterprise.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Driver's Ed Psychologist and an Aphrodisiac Grilled Cheese</title>
      <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>85</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Driver's Ed Psychologist and an Aphrodisiac Grilled Cheese</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the proper techniques for animals to gossip, how stupid you have to be for autocorrect to give up and disable itself, and how a beach body and firearms are forever related.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3758</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>"Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Tip Your Wizard"</title>
      <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>84</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how the register cannot close until the last customer leaves, getting mugged by a Zoltar machine, and Ted documents his nugget.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Can Smell the Acorns. "Sniff a Little Higher"</title>
      <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss proper door holding etiquette, Mac granting complete creative freedom to his stylist, and the savory smell of holiday pay.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>82</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss "Rage Quitting" holidays, the appropriate amount of effort required to sell items that were previously earmarked for the curb, and Ted flies after a false confirmation of safety.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Circus Guillotine and Canine Real Estate</title>
      <itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>81</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys agree New Year's Resolutions are unnecessary, discuss how to get the terrible odors out of a pop icon's mansion, and discover the disappointment caused by three miles of foreplay.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys agree New Year's Resolutions are unnecessary, discuss how to get the terrible odors out of a pop icon's mansion, and discover the disappointment caused by three miles of foreplay.</p><p><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5">Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!</a></p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Amish Lighting and Whoa!!! Ma, Santa's here...</title>
      <itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss what makes an enjoyable holiday, why David Hasselhoff's chest hair is imperative when gardening, and how Mac may be required to attend meetings for his only holiday tradition.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3723</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss what makes an enjoyable holiday, why David Hasselhoff's chest hair is imperative when gardening, and how Mac may be required to attend meetings for his only holiday tradition.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Copay.</title>
      <itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Copay.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the "World's Best Sharpshooter", Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the "World's Best Sharpshooter", Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the "World's Best Sharpshooter", Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Frontload Fries and Backload Steak</title>
      <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>78</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss their favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ted repeatedly shows off another unnecessary accent, and Damon admits to being the "wingman" for a three year old.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss their favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ted repeatedly shows off another unnecessary accent, and Damon admits to being the "wingman" for a three year old.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss their favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ted repeatedly shows off another unnecessary accent, and Damon admits to being the "wingman" for a three year old.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Walkies and That's A Plug Not A Receptacle</title>
      <itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>77</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Walkies and That's A Plug Not A Receptacle</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the difference between a pet and a wild animal, Ted discovers a new voice that Damon already hates, and Mac schemes to collect 100 free range chickens under very dangerous circumstances.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the difference between a pet and a wild animal, Ted discovers a new voice that Damon already hates, and Mac schemes to collect 100 free range chickens under very dangerous circumstances.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><a href="https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5"><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong></a><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3891</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the difference between a pet and a wild animal, Ted discovers a new voice that Damon already hates, and Mac schemes to collect 100 free range chickens under very dangerous circumstances.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It's Soggy AND Dry???</title>
      <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>76</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>It's Soggy AND Dry???</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss when it's not necessary to fold up your home workout equipment, how to recycle your Millennium Falcon properly, and Mac claims the word is "gig".</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4028</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Necessary Pig Latin and A Broken Mac</title>
      <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>75</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Necessary Pig Latin and A Broken Mac</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week Damon finds out he had placed more "escape calls" than originally thought, Ted realizes furniture is heavier when alone, and Mac pleases the staff of Sesame Street with his newly discovered "side job".</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week Damon finds out he had placed more "escape calls" than originally thought, Ted realizes furniture is heavier when alone, and Mac pleases the staff of Sesame Street with his newly discovered "side job".</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>This week Damon finds out he had placed more "escape calls" than originally thought, Ted realizes furniture is heavier when alone, and Mac pleases the staff of Sesame Street with his newly discovered "side job".</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week Damon finds out he had placed more "escape calls" than originally thought, Ted realizes furniture is heavier when alone, and Mac pleases the staff of Sesame Street with his newly discovered "side job".</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>We're Back and and We Said Stage That Time</title>
      <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>We're Back and and We Said Stage That Time</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4445</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys welcome back Damon for their first recording in over a month, Ted refuses Carrot Cake only to enjoy more free appetizers, and Mac has a new favorite job that requires the word "stage" be mentioned.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys welcome back Damon for their first recording in over a month, Ted refuses Carrot Cake only to enjoy more free appetizers, and Mac has a new favorite job that requires the word "stage" be mentioned.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Bird Clock and Some Butt Eels</title>
      <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Bird Clock and Some Butt Eels</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the proper way to return an injured homing pigeon, why a bird clock is considered nocturnal, and just how many eels one can fit in your butt before it becomes a problem.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the proper way to return an injured homing pigeon, why a bird clock is considered nocturnal, and just how many eels one can fit in your butt before it becomes a problem.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:44:27 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3529</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the proper way to return an injured homing pigeon, why a bird clock is considered nocturnal, and just how many eels one can fit in your butt before it becomes a problem.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discuss the proper way to return an injured homing pigeon, why a bird clock is considered nocturnal, and just how many eels one can fit in your butt before it becomes a problem.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Chuck Incognito and The Yaris Armory</title>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Chuck Incognito and The Yaris Armory</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss appropriate hurricane names to guarantee a 100% evacuation plan, how many crossbows actually fit in a Toyota Yaris, and the signs your chimp has a side chick.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss appropriate hurricane names to guarantee a 100% evacuation plan, how many crossbows actually fit in a Toyota Yaris, and the signs your chimp has a side chick.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss appropriate hurricane names to guarantee a 100% evacuation plan, how many crossbows actually fit in a Toyota Yaris, and the signs your chimp has a side chick.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Have Mercy, A New Boss is Crowned!</title>
      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the true monetary value of a thank you, the dark side of Superman, and the strategic placement of pet puke.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the true monetary value of a thank you, the dark side of Superman, and the strategic placement of pet puke.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3627</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the true monetary value of a thank you, the dark side of Superman, and the strategic placement of pet puke.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Mud, BUTT It's My Last Day!</title>
      <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Mud, BUTT It's My Last Day!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a replacement American Icon, "Office Mudslides", and the ramifications of a lost Bobo.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a replacement American Icon, "Office Mudslides", and the ramifications of a lost Bobo.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss a replacement American Icon, "Office Mudslides", and the ramifications of a lost Bobo.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Horny Sea Snakes and The Meatloaf Kid</title>
      <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>69</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Horny Sea Snakes and The Meatloaf Kid</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Ted's ideas for a successful  version of the XFL, the cost of using a stuttering psychic hotline, and the new greatest fear of the ocean that's worse than drowning.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss Ted's ideas for a successful  version of the XFL, the cost of using a stuttering psychic hotline, and the new greatest fear of the ocean that's worse than drowning.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Shanked by the GOAT</title>
      <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>68</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to determine if a whale is a man, when spaghetti effects a street fight, and exactly what makes a blanket "disposable".</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how to determine if a whale is a man, when spaghetti effects a street fight, and exactly what makes a blanket "disposable".</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4112</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss how to determine if a whale is a man, when spaghetti effects a street fight, and exactly what makes a blanket "disposable".</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Colon Ecuador and His Riding Weed Wacker</title>
      <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>67</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Colon Ecuador and His Riding Weed Wacker</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>After nearly four weeks of being in the studio together the guys catch up on their travels, discuss the advancements of voice to text translation, and possibly invent the coolest landscaping equipment ever.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>After nearly four weeks of being in the studio together the guys catch up on their travels, discuss the advancements of voice to text translation, and possibly invent the coolest landscaping equipment ever.</p><p>Check out Mr. Sloan's new book!<br><strong>https://read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=B098KLHCXS&amp;preview=newtab&amp;linkCode=kpe&amp;ref_=cm_sw_r_kb_dp_B0N834AACSMSHKBDMGF5<br></strong><br>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3605</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dry Beef and the No Condiment List</title>
      <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>66</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Dry Beef and the No Condiment List</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon's eyeball gets wet, his beef becomes infinitely dry, and his use of drop #15 on the board remains excessive.</p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon's eyeball gets wet, his beef becomes infinitely dry, and his use of drop #15 on the board remains excessive.</p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3380</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Damon's eyeball gets wet, his beef becomes infinitely dry, and his use of drop #15 on the board remains excessive.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Let's Get Physical, Physical, Drop 'Em, Turn Your Head, and Cough.</title>
      <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>65</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Let's Get Physical, Physical, Drop 'Em, Turn Your Head, and Cough.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week Damon's going to meet a dead rapper at Area 51, Ted gives a history lesson on the French Wine industry, and Mac changes the board in a way that everyone, but Damon, will eventually regret.</p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week Damon's going to meet a dead rapper at Area 51, Ted gives a history lesson on the French Wine industry, and Mac changes the board in a way that everyone, but Damon, will eventually regret.</p><p>Need original music for your podcast or advertisement? <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Check out Helie's House!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3289</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This week Damon's going to meet a dead rapper at Area 51, Ted gives a history lesson on the French Wine industry, and Mac changes the board in a way that everyone, but Damon, will eventually regret.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week Damon's going to meet a dead rapper at Area 51, Ted gives a history lesson on the French Wine industry, and Mac changes the board in a way that everyone, but Damon, will eventually regret.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Kinko's Hypnotherapy &amp; The 10 Mile Movie</title>
      <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>64</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Kinko's Hypnotherapy &amp; The 10 Mile Movie</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss bathroom Raisin Bran, getting mugged while holding a weapon that was a gift, and the perfect placement of drum solos in church.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss bathroom Raisin Bran, getting mugged while holding a weapon that was a gift, and the perfect placement of drum solos in church.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4878</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss bathroom Raisin Bran, getting mugged while holding a weapon that was a gift, and the perfect placement of drum solos in church.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discuss bathroom Raisin Bran, getting mugged while holding a weapon that was a gift, and the perfect placement of drum solos in church.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Real Bundt Kicking and Conveyor Sushi</title>
      <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>63</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Real Bundt Kicking and Conveyor Sushi</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the important qualities of cookware, how you must never skip a meal deal regardless of your surroundings, and the fact Mac is apparently a prison yard snitch.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the important qualities of cookware, how you must never skip a meal deal regardless of your surroundings, and the fact Mac is apparently a prison yard snitch.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the important qualities of cookware, how you must never skip a meal deal regardless of your surroundings, and the fact Mac is apparently a prison yard snitch.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hanging With Monster "Just Read the Copy!"</title>
      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>62</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Hanging With Monster "Just Read the Copy!"</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys hang with Monster and discuss the Un-FitBit, who and what entices people to travel to different states, and the price tag that comes with an engineered anus.</p><p>Check out the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/6XA7hdowsfNO11YLbW3Pa6">Hanging With Monster Podcast!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys hang with Monster and discuss the Un-FitBit, who and what entices people to travel to different states, and the price tag that comes with an engineered anus.</p><p>Check out the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/6XA7hdowsfNO11YLbW3Pa6">Hanging With Monster Podcast!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4153</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys hang with Monster and discuss the Un-FitBit, who and what entices people to travel to different states, and the price tag that comes with an engineered anus.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hell's Bathroom and Dude, Where's My Nuts?</title>
      <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Hell's Bathroom and Dude, Where's My Nuts?</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this LIVE episode we determine Damon may have actually invented the Roomba, Ted was never plugged by Florence Henderson, and Mac's mid-recording parade results in gifts for his favorite co-host.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this LIVE episode we determine Damon may have actually invented the Roomba, Ted was never plugged by Florence Henderson, and Mac's mid-recording parade results in gifts for his favorite co-host.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3997</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this LIVE episode we determine Damon may have actually invented the Roomba, Ted was never plugged by Florence Henderson, and Mac's mid-recording parade results in gifts for his favorite co-host.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this LIVE episode we determine Damon may have actually invented the Roomba, Ted was never plugged by Florence Henderson, and Mac's mid-recording parade results in gifts for his favorite co-host.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Pharaoh's Anus Blower and A Secret DMV</title>
      <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Pharaoh's Anus Blower and A Secret DMV</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss roasting a corpse, Ted tears apart Damon's G.I. Joe guy "fantasy", and Mac may, or may not be embezzling from a charity.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss roasting a corpse, Ted tears apart Damon's G.I. Joe guy "fantasy", and Mac may, or may not be embezzling from a charity.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss roasting a corpse, Ted tears apart Damon's G.I. Joe guy "fantasy", and Mac may, or may not be embezzling from a charity.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discuss roasting a corpse, Ted tears apart Damon's G.I. Joe guy "fantasy", and Mac may, or may not be embezzling from a charity.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Part 2: Drain It Twice and The Layaway Murderer</title>
      <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Part 2: Drain It Twice and The Layaway Murderer</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys wrap up a very informative talk with comedian John Da Cosse via Strange Stories, where they discuss murder in 40 easy installments and a reoccurring rescuee.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys wrap up a very informative talk with comedian John Da Cosse via Strange Stories, where they discuss murder in 40 easy installments and a reoccurring rescuee.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 04:10:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3308</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys wrap up a very informative talk with comedian John Da Cosse via Strange Stories, where they discuss murder in 40 easy installments and a reoccurring rescuee.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Part 1: John Da Cosse and a Lesson In Comedy</title>
      <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>58</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Part 1: John Da Cosse and a Lesson In Comedy</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you cannot relive an improvised laugh, Damon learns what the term "Headliner" means, and his middle school teacher saves him from a near grabber.</p><p><br><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss how you cannot relive an improvised laugh, Damon learns what the term "Headliner" means, and his middle school teacher saves him from a near grabber.</p><p><br><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2795</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss how you cannot relive an improvised laugh, Damon learns what the term "Headliner" means, and his middle school teacher saves him from a near grabber.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discuss how you cannot relive an improvised laugh, Damon learns what the term "Headliner" means, and his middle school teacher saves him from a near grabber.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Three Day Old Future Comedy and Pie Ala Commode</title>
      <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Three Day Old Future Comedy and Pie Ala Commode</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss standup comedy coming up that already happened, how not smiling and spitting makes for a great wedding, and Damon is now forbidden from "air quotes".</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss standup comedy coming up that already happened, how not smiling and spitting makes for a great wedding, and Damon is now forbidden from "air quotes".</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4670</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss standup comedy coming up that already happened, how not smiling and spitting makes for a great wedding, and Damon is now forbidden from "air quotes".</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Squeaky Neuticles and the WTMF Storm Door</title>
      <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Squeaky Neuticles and the WTMF Storm Door</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a special 'torian, determine the proper usage for a basement dug under a trailer, and Damon amazes Ted with his ability to translate acronyms.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss a special 'torian, determine the proper usage for a basement dug under a trailer, and Damon amazes Ted with his ability to translate acronyms.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4110</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss a special 'torian, determine the proper usage for a basement dug under a trailer, and Damon amazes Ted with his ability to translate acronyms.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Axe Smashing and the Border Meat</title>
      <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Axe Smashing and the Border Meat</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys learn how NOT to smuggle items, Mac welcomes the day he foils a robbery with an expensive axe, and Damon will literally put ketchup on anything.   ...Anything...</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys learn how NOT to smuggle items, Mac welcomes the day he foils a robbery with an expensive axe, and Damon will literally put ketchup on anything.   ...Anything...</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3700</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys learn how NOT to smuggle items, Mac welcomes the day he foils a robbery with an expensive axe, and Damon will literally put ketchup on anything.   ...Anything...</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Chat with Chad Daniels</title>
      <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Chat with Chad Daniels</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys sit down with one of their favorite comics for an improvised discussion about whatever comes to mind and laughter ensues!</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys sit down with one of their favorite comics for an improvised discussion about whatever comes to mind and laughter ensues!</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2021 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3426</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys sit down with one of their favorite comics for an improvised discussion about whatever comes to mind and laughter ensues!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys sit down with one of their favorite comics for an improvised discussion about whatever comes to mind and laughter ensues!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Fudge Brian and the Johnson Keeper</title>
      <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Fudge Brian and the Johnson Keeper</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover a new and improved version of Brian who provides fudge and may, or may not, have attended college, they level up on the aggressive compliment game, and they put the B in Buick. </p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover a new and improved version of Brian who provides fudge and may, or may not, have attended college, they level up on the aggressive compliment game, and they put the B in Buick. </p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2021 11:35:18 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4060</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discover a new and improved version of Brian who provides fudge and may, or may not, have attended college, they level up on the aggressive compliment game, and they put the B in Buick. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys discover a new and improved version of Brian who provides fudge and may, or may not, have attended college, they level up on the aggressive compliment game, and they put the B in Buick. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Endless 5k and Damon for 2 Please</title>
      <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Endless 5k and Damon for 2 Please</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover the importance of strategic parking when attempting a 5k, Ted becomes Damon out of necessity, and Mac gets nostalgic after receiving safety gear that could have prevented a tragedy.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover the importance of strategic parking when attempting a 5k, Ted becomes Damon out of necessity, and Mac gets nostalgic after receiving safety gear that could have prevented a tragedy.</p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!</a></p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2021 08:52:17 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>C.H.I.P.S. 'N' Salsa and a Complimentary Roo</title>
      <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>C.H.I.P.S. 'N' Salsa and a Complimentary Roo</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss and price exotic pets, check in on what 80's TV stars are doing now, and learn it's nearly (Mission) impossible to be principal with a "school voice."</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss and price exotic pets, check in on what 80's TV stars are doing now, and learn it's nearly (Mission) impossible to be principal with a "school voice."</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss and price exotic pets, check in on what 80's TV stars are doing now, and learn it's nearly (Mission) impossible to be principal with a "school voice."</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Teddy Muskrat and the Manger of Potato Salad</title>
      <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Teddy Muskrat and the Manger of Potato Salad</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys struggle to identify animals properly, have to censor Mac, and bask in the glory of the fabricated approval of Tony Danza.</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys struggle to identify animals properly, have to censor Mac, and bask in the glory of the fabricated approval of Tony Danza.</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2724</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys struggle to identify animals properly, have to censor Mac, and bask in the glory of the fabricated approval of Tony Danza.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys struggle to identify animals properly, have to censor Mac, and bask in the glory of the fabricated approval of Tony Danza.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ExtravaDanza</title>
      <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ExtravaDanza</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys drop a special episode of the podcast in honor of Tony Danza's birthday..Happy birthday Tony Danza! </p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys drop a special episode of the podcast in honor of Tony Danza's birthday..Happy birthday Tony Danza! </p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2021 12:17:45 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys drop a special episode of the podcast in honor of Tony Danza's birthday..Happy birthday Tony Danza! </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Weekend at Philip's with the Gobble Champ</title>
      <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys resurrect a prince if only to cover a rancid smell, contemplate a word scramble tombstone, and retain the creative intellectual properties of "coups and toots."</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys resurrect a prince if only to cover a rancid smell, contemplate a word scramble tombstone, and retain the creative intellectual properties of "coups and toots."</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3957</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys resurrect a prince if only to cover a rancid smell, contemplate a word scramble tombstone, and retain the creative intellectual properties of "coups and toots."</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Waffle Stomp and the Chain Smoking Psychic</title>
      <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Waffle Stomp and the Chain Smoking Psychic</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted perfects his 90's female psychic impression, Mac gets showered with gifts and has to bleep himself for free, and Damon needs an electrician in studio to wire up a light.</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted perfects his 90's female psychic impression, Mac gets showered with gifts and has to bleep himself for free, and Damon needs an electrician in studio to wire up a light.</p><p>Get some music recorded at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/helieshouse">Helie's House Recording Studio!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Ted perfects his 90's female psychic impression, Mac gets showered with gifts and has to bleep himself for free, and Damon needs an electrician in studio to wire up a light.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Handrew Andrew and Crossing the Delaware</title>
      <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys very ignorantly pour salt on chickens, stumble upon the reason for George Washington's awkward smile, and determine the absolute bare necessities for being stranded in the wilderness. </p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys very ignorantly pour salt on chickens, stumble upon the reason for George Washington's awkward smile, and determine the absolute bare necessities for being stranded in the wilderness. </p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys very ignorantly pour salt on chickens, stumble upon the reason for George Washington's awkward smile, and determine the absolute bare necessities for being stranded in the wilderness. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Walmart Camping with Roy and Cashing in Toenails</title>
      <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Walmart Camping with Roy and Cashing in Toenails</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys conclude their visit with Roy Gregory by dragging him into the Strange Stories realm and even get him to share a few of his own. Then you'll actually feel the moment Ted and Big Mac become catatonic as Roy and Damon discuss the Chicago Bears. </p><p>Roy Gregory has a podcast! Go to <a href="https://roygregory.com/"><strong>roygregory.com</strong></a> to check it out!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys conclude their visit with Roy Gregory by dragging him into the Strange Stories realm and even get him to share a few of his own. Then you'll actually feel the moment Ted and Big Mac become catatonic as Roy and Damon discuss the Chicago Bears. </p><p>Roy Gregory has a podcast! Go to <a href="https://roygregory.com/"><strong>roygregory.com</strong></a> to check it out!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2664</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys conclude their visit with Roy Gregory by dragging him into the Strange Stories realm and even get him to share a few of his own. Then you'll actually feel the moment Ted and Big Mac become catatonic as Roy and Damon discuss the Chicago Bears. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Roy Gregory and Running the 100 Yard Ash</title>
      <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Roy Gregory and Running the 100 Yard Ash</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys sit down with local morning radio icon, Roy Gregory, and hear some incredible stories from his 41 years in the radio business. Then, in true form, Ted tells his tales of travels while Big Mac displays his amazing Google ability for everyone but Damon. </p><p>Roy Gregory has a podcast! Go to <a href="https://roygregory.com/"><strong>roygregory.com</strong></a> to check it out!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys sit down with local morning radio icon, Roy Gregory, and hear some incredible stories from his 41 years in the radio business. Then, in true form, Ted tells his tales of travels while Big Mac displays his amazing Google ability for everyone but Damon. </p><p>Roy Gregory has a podcast! Go to <a href="https://roygregory.com/"><strong>roygregory.com</strong></a> to check it out!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2021 08:57:46 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys sit down with local morning radio icon, Roy Gregory, and hear some incredible stories from his 41 years in the radio business. Then, in true form, Ted tells his tales of travels while Big Mac displays his amazing Google ability for everyone but Damon. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Chad Daniels and the Quest for Endless Breakfast</title>
      <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Chad Daniels and the Quest for Endless Breakfast</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys catch Big Mac up on their recent travels to see Chad Daniels, they discover how cold a hotel room could really be, and we learn that Ted is not allowed to end breakfast without the express written consent of Damon!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys catch Big Mac up on their recent travels to see Chad Daniels, they discover how cold a hotel room could really be, and we learn that Ted is not allowed to end breakfast without the express written consent of Damon!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2021 08:58:20 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>4116</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys catch Big Mac up on their recent travels to see Chad Daniels, they discover how cold a hotel room could really be, and we learn that Ted is not allowed to end breakfast without the express written consent of Damon!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys catch Big Mac up on their recent travels to see Chad Daniels, they discover how cold a hotel room could really be, and we learn that Ted is not allowed to end breakfast without the express written consent of Damon!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>"Betes" by Grimace and A Visit by Spinner</title>
      <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>"Betes" by Grimace and A Visit by Spinner</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys review an alternative swear word list that is extremely suspect, discuss how a very recognizable childhood figure regulates blood sugar, and they have a childhood friend, Jim "Spinner" Spinale, stop in all the way from Tampa!</p><p><strong>Let </strong><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/toypolloi"><strong>Toy Polloi</strong></a><strong> know "That Checks Out" sent you!</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys review an alternative swear word list that is extremely suspect, discuss how a very recognizable childhood figure regulates blood sugar, and they have a childhood friend, Jim "Spinner" Spinale, stop in all the way from Tampa!</p><p><strong>Let </strong><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/toypolloi"><strong>Toy Polloi</strong></a><strong> know "That Checks Out" sent you!</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2785</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys review an alternative swear word list that is extremely suspect, discuss how a very recognizable childhood figure regulates blood sugar, and they have a childhood friend, Jim "Spinner" Spinale, stop in all the way from Tampa!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It's me!!! I'm a man!</title>
      <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>It's me!!! I'm a man!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover having Mac fully visible can lead to heartache, Damon is not a contractor nor cashier, and Ted reveals the underlying meaning of Damon's existence!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discover having Mac fully visible can lead to heartache, Damon is not a contractor nor cashier, and Ted reveals the underlying meaning of Damon's existence!</p><p><a href="https://www.vrbo.com/1672939?fbclid=IwAR0VcYw6ph2O0oKfqe6R68dU3X_y_s-bMwLM_F4UgxZnZ-EIJTgUkLSMvEs&amp;noDates=true">Check out this secluded getaway!<br></a><br><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2021 08:25:38 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <title>Pet Peeves and Jingling Keys</title>
      <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted somehow loses a wallet while having no pants, Damon hangs with the mayor, and Big Mac's bean touching his can is merely <em>one</em> of the distractions he provides during the recording this week!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted somehow loses a wallet while having no pants, Damon hangs with the mayor, and Big Mac's bean touching his can is merely <em>one</em> of the distractions he provides during the recording this week!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 08:29:40 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Ted Ellipsis</title>
      <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted gets himself a new stage name which coincidentally has a second "L", Brian regains his vast empire and laughs in the face of failure, and Damon was there. </p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted gets himself a new stage name which coincidentally has a second "L", Brian regains his vast empire and laughs in the face of failure, and Damon was there. </p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=brian-mackender">Transistor.fm</a></p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2021 08:08:55 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Ted gets himself a new stage name which coincidentally has a second "L", Brian regains his vast empire and laughs in the face of failure, and Damon was there. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Captain Quitter and the Cacti Chameleons</title>
      <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Captain Quitter and the Cacti Chameleons</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Brian gets an intern because it is too hard to Google AND nap. Damon shares travel tips and calls for your travel reviews. Ted as usual gets lost in the fog.</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Brian gets an intern because it is too hard to Google AND nap. Damon shares travel tips and calls for your travel reviews. Ted as usual gets lost in the fog.</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2021 08:37:05 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3815</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Brian gets an intern because it is too hard to Google AND nap. Damon shares travel tips and calls for your travel reviews. Ted as usual gets lost in the fog.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Pirates of the North Atlantic: We're Gonna Need Those Uniforms (PG13)</title>
      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Pirates of the North Atlantic: We're Gonna Need Those Uniforms (PG13)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys dabble in appliance relocation, try to determine if they stink or it's just the booze, and discover the world's largest late fee in existence!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys dabble in appliance relocation, try to determine if they stink or it's just the booze, and discover the world's largest late fee in existence!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Majorly awesome coffee!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a></p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:49:18 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The guys dabble in appliance relocation, try to determine if they stink or it's just the booze, and discover the world's largest late fee in existence!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Jurassic Chicken Park</title>
      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Jurassic Chicken Park</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week is a collection of nothing but sudden turns that inevitably qualify Damon as a paleontologist. </p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week is a collection of nothing but sudden turns that inevitably qualify Damon as a paleontologist. </p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens!<br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website!<br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media!<br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production!</p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and<br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 07:57:34 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys uncover some amazingly pointless world records, Damon threatens to bring back his mullet for competition purposes, and they learn the safety hazards of Bluetooth!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys uncover some amazingly pointless world records, Damon threatens to bring back his mullet for competition purposes, and they learn the safety hazards of Bluetooth!</p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3800</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys uncover some amazingly pointless world records, Damon threatens to bring back his mullet for competition purposes, and they learn the safety hazards of Bluetooth!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>How to Come Into Money</title>
      <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>How to Come Into Money</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The week the guys discover a very lucrative type of collecting, dabble in the realm of bird disguises, and verify that Damon's recent infatuation with pirates has transformed him into the ultimate "deckhand."</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2021 09:00:38 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Guaranteed to be the best episode we've done of 2021. We have animals, violence, wiping, sweatpants, tattoos, resolutions, and popcorn for the entire squad!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Guaranteed to be the best episode we've done of 2021. We have animals, violence, wiping, sweatpants, tattoos, resolutions, and popcorn for the entire squad!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 08:51:56 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4191</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Guaranteed to be the best episode we've done of 2021. We have animals, violence, wiping, sweatpants, tattoos, resolutions, and popcorn for the entire squad!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss some amazing holiday traditions, Damon attempts to take full credit for his son's "super power," and Big Mac is revolutionizing the gaming industry!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2020 07:56:26 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Python Scented Towels</title>
      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week the guys discover you only have 364 options when scheduling a surgery and determine the absolute worst example of the word "tadaaaaaah."</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week the guys discover you only have 364 options when scheduling a surgery and determine the absolute worst example of the word "tadaaaaaah."</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!<br>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 08:31:29 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:summary>This week the guys discover you only have 364 options when scheduling a surgery and determine the absolute worst example of the word "tadaaaaaah."</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We discover a popular road kill Thanksgiving dinner recipe that may only lack a "lavatory marinade" and learn impressive techniques to strengthen your groin!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!</p><p>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We discover a popular road kill Thanksgiving dinner recipe that may only lack a "lavatory marinade" and learn impressive techniques to strengthen your groin!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://sites.google.com/view/kzoo-whisker-crew/home">The Kzoo Whisker Crew</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/BlazeFamilyCandleCo/">Blaze Candles </a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!</p><p>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net/">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com/">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 09:17:08 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3345</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We discover a popular road kill Thanksgiving dinner recipe that may only lack a "lavatory marinade" and learn impressive techniques to strengthen your groin!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>wayne may find your pets</title>
      <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>wayne may find your pets</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We who’s got the holiday spirit and who’s just tricked into making the house less drafty, Welcome Back Kotter becomes relevant almost 50 years later, and we discuss a man who MAY instantly become  a household name!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Get yourself a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GB61TQR/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B07GB61TQR&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=ce8a983407f0e9179a73b258ad318927">Roku TV!</a></p><p>Mac is on the all new <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb">Aston Element Microphone</a>!</p><p>The host and sidekick are on the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07LGMF4WF/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;creativeASIN=B07LGMF4WF&amp;linkId=ba973da2c61840beadebdabc33745961">Aston Stealth</a>!<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CY6ZXFB/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B08CY6ZXFB&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=audiohivepr05-20&amp;linkId=7bedf4fe160717a94c8592d391744ddb"><br></a><br>Check out our website! <br><a href="http://thatchecksout.net">thatchecksout.net</a></p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br><a href="https://twitter.com/OutWdt">twitter.com/OutWdt</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt">instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted">facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</a></p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p><a href="https://audiohivepodcasting.com">audiohivepodcasting.com</a><br><a href="https://facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting">facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</a><br><a href="https://instagram.com/audiohiveproductions">instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</a></p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:04:52 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 09:33:29 -0600</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2020 09:37:00 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2020 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Elaborate Pranking, Impressive Propping, and a Canadian Tuxedo</title>
      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2020 08:52:59 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We learn that while there is a "high road," the tunnel can be way more satisfying. You can put pumpkin spice in anything and, after adequate time to check, hot chocolate CAN be made with whole milk!</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p><a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/FootWedgeCustomPens?ref=simple-shop-header-name&amp;listing_id=793405222">Footwedge Custom Pens - Super cool pens! <br></a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/tendropscoffee/">Ten Drops Coffee in Plainfield, IL</a> - Totally not a sponsor! (Call Me)</p><p>Check out our website! <br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting<br>instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2020 08:53:30 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2020 09:00:55 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><strong>Have you ever wanted to feel the energy of herding cats, the confusion of translating for a blind and deaf mime, or the satisfaction of knowing that you are way smarter than three grown men?</strong></p><p>The guys find that an early morning start only magnifies the stupidity, yet Big Mac is surprisingly alert! Damon pitches someone else’s business idea, because he’s lazy, and Ted has no ability to count his steps. Oh... Then Damon talks about his “injury of the week” and.... There’s so much activity in this recording we split it into two parts! Enjoy part one...</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website! <br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting<br>instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 09:14:28 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Tattunes, Birth Control, and a Concentration Camp? </title>
      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Tattunes, Birth Control, and a Concentration Camp? </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon stumbles through multiple presentations with little interest shown while Ted and Big Mac stumble onto a million dollar idea and decide not to include him. </p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/">Lola by Gina</a> makes us look good for the microphone! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/">IG</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul">FB</a></p><p>Check out our website! <br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>snapchat: TCODamonTed<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting<br>instagram.com/audiohiveproductions</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2020 08:53:06 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Grandma Hand is No Bueno</title>
      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Grandma Hand is No Bueno</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys get the "cheat code" to understanding what women really mean, an entrepreneurial enterprise is formed, and Damon most likely gets beat up afterwards...  ...by a girl...</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/"><strong>Lola by Gina</strong></a><strong> makes us look good for the microphone! </strong><a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/"><strong>IG</strong></a><strong> </strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul"><strong>FB</strong></a></p><p>Check out our new website! <br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com<br></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys get the "cheat code" to understanding what women really mean, an entrepreneurial enterprise is formed, and Damon most likely gets beat up afterwards...  ...by a girl...</p><p><a href="https://lolabygina.com/"><strong>Lola by Gina</strong></a><strong> makes us look good for the microphone! </strong><a href="https://www.instagram.com/lolahairandsoul/"><strong>IG</strong></a><strong> </strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/lolahairandsoul"><strong>FB</strong></a></p><p>Check out our new website! <br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Email Damon your business ideas at<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. <br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com<br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 09:14:01 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Poop Sacks and Ride Sharing</title>
      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted finally gets excited about a business proposal, Big Mac once again fails to Google anything production or supportive to the show, and Damon may be placed on a "watch list" after HIS business proposal this week.</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted finally gets excited about a business proposal, Big Mac once again fails to Google anything production or supportive to the show, and Damon may be placed on a "watch list" after HIS business proposal this week.</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 08:59:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Rented Volvo for Chicken Trafficking</title>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Rented Volvo for Chicken Trafficking</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week Ted sports charitable, yet stylish, footwear. Damon shares memories of tormenting his own children at sporting events. Big Mac returns from vacation #17 with no souvenirs for anyone. (That's not true. I bought a t-shirt for myself)</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week Ted sports charitable, yet stylish, footwear. Damon shares memories of tormenting his own children at sporting events. Big Mac returns from vacation #17 with no souvenirs for anyone. (That's not true. I bought a t-shirt for myself)</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 08:51:19 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Where we're going, we don't need roads... ...FALSE!</title>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Where we're going, we don't need roads... ...FALSE!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys can't record in the studio this week so they take a road trip for food, discover Ted's vast knowledge of roadside rest areas, and fall prey to Damon's latest business idea that is guaranteed to "floor you!"</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys can't record in the studio this week so they take a road trip for food, discover Ted's vast knowledge of roadside rest areas, and fall prey to Damon's latest business idea that is guaranteed to "floor you!"</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2020 09:38:05 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DIY, a Steve Swap, and Edible Blankets</title>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the whole “home flipping” show craze, the ideal husband swap, and Ted has his first business idea basically glossed over by Damon’s affliction for waffles.</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the whole “home flipping” show craze, the ideal husband swap, and Ted has his first business idea basically glossed over by Damon’s affliction for waffles.</p><p>Check out our new website! thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4150</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The guys discuss the whole “home flipping” show craze, the ideal husband swap, and Ted has his first business idea basically glossed over by Damon’s affliction for waffles.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bob King, an Overweight 5k, and the Pancake Heat Index</title>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bob King, an Overweight 5k, and the Pancake Heat Index</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week the guys pay tribute to the passing of Bob King, the father of super fan and loyal friend Ed King, discuss how the relative humidity affects your pancake intake, and Damon attempts to employ "less than desirable" people.</p><p>The guys are getting a website, thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week the guys pay tribute to the passing of Bob King, the father of super fan and loyal friend Ed King, discuss how the relative humidity affects your pancake intake, and Damon attempts to employ "less than desirable" people.</p><p>The guys are getting a website, thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 09:26:48 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Nut Purchasing &amp; UP TO 9 Hours of Entertainment!</title>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys discuss the true dilemma that is shopping for nuts and also just how long your grandma can survive in the wilderness! They also answer the looming question of “why does Big Mac even have a mic?!”</p><p>The guys are getting a website, thatchecksout.net</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 09:12:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Stalker and a Juice Box</title>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Today we learned Ted got stalked, a vehicle made me FB famous for a day, and Big Mac is one step ahead of me on my latest business proposal! </p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>An Italian Man, Pet Crevices, and a Lucid Dream</title>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>An Italian Man, Pet Crevices, and a Lucid Dream</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon has an array of "can't miss" business ideas, the guys offer first right of sponsorship to The Rock and Tony Danza, and Ted Takes control of his dreams! Don't miss the extra outtakes at the end of this episode that you probably weren't supposed to hear!</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon has an array of "can't miss" business ideas, the guys offer first right of sponsorship to The Rock and Tony Danza, and Ted Takes control of his dreams! Don't miss the extra outtakes at the end of this episode that you probably weren't supposed to hear!</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br>thatchecksout.net</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2020 10:08:26 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3518</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Damon has an array of "can't miss" business ideas, the guys offer first right of sponsorship to The Rock and Tony Danza, and Ted Takes control of his dreams! Don't miss the extra outtakes at the end of this episode that you probably weren't supposed to he</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>An Entrepreneurial Mastermind At Work</title>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys are amazed by Damon’s entrepreneurial vision, Ted skipped breakfast and is boycotting jello, and Big Mac keeps chickens in complete darkness! Tune in, subscribe, and tell your friends!</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p><p><br></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The guys are amazed by Damon’s entrepreneurial vision, Ted skipped breakfast and is boycotting jello, and Big Mac keeps chickens in complete darkness! Tune in, subscribe, and tell your friends!</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! </p><p>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Audiohive Podcasting uses<br><a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-studio-one-professional/"> Presonus Studio One</a>, and <br>Izotope <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-nectar-elements/">Nectar</a>, <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-rx7-standard/">RX</a>, and <a href="https://peddlrr.com/mackender-izotope-ozone-9-standard/">Ozone</a> to record, mix, and edit podcasts. </p><p><br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4030</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The guys are amazed by Damon’s entrepreneurial vision, Ted skipped breakfast and is boycotting jello, and Big Mac keeps chickens in complete darkness! Tune in, subscribe, and tell your friends!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Night With Friend(s)</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Night With Friend(s)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon and Ted go live! The legendary Paul Gilbert makes an appearance! <br>My good friend Jose Muniz @jemuniz15 also showed up too! </p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Damon and Ted go live! The legendary Paul Gilbert makes an appearance! <br>My good friend Jose Muniz @jemuniz15 also showed up too! </p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2020 10:27:01 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3963</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Damon and Ted go live! The legendary Paul Gilbert makes an appearance! </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Google Search "Big Mac." ...NOPE...</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Google Search "Big Mac." ...NOPE...</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Learn why a new drinking game leads to Damon’s Intervention, how Ted reinvents his entire wardrobe through generosity, and why Big Mac only Google searches on his OWN terms! New Podcast in the books and coming out Monday morning! Remember to subscribe, listen, and laugh.</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Learn why a new drinking game leads to Damon’s Intervention, how Ted reinvents his entire wardrobe through generosity, and why Big Mac only Google searches on his OWN terms! New Podcast in the books and coming out Monday morning! Remember to subscribe, listen, and laugh.</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3259</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Damon and Ted crack the code. Horse doesn't taste like chicken. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Damon and Ted crack the code. Horse doesn't taste like chicken. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Have Fun Being Offended</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Have Fun Being Offended</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We have a great time being offended, get an AMAZING surprise, and we finally get those tears that Ted promised two episodes ago! Also, it should be mentioned that EVERY video we do is improvised/unrehearsed, so we can’t blame Damon for the end of this one.</p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Bloody Knucs Garage promo music by:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/"> </a>The Basic Shaper<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/">https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We have a great time being offended, get an AMAZING surprise, and we finally get those tears that Ted promised two episodes ago! Also, it should be mentioned that EVERY video we do is improvised/unrehearsed, so we can’t blame Damon for the end of this one.</p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p><p>Bloody Knucs Garage promo music by:<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/"> </a>The Basic Shaper<br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/">https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2020 09:47:53 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3380</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We made Ted cry! Ok, Damon made Ted cry. I just sort of laughed at his pain. A special surprise towards the end of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We made Ted cry! Ok, Damon made Ted cry. I just sort of laughed at his pain. A special surprise towards the end of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Left Turn</title>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Left Turn</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Another one in the books! Get ready for some left turns, a few missed opportunities, and Ted may, or may not, have a regret. Also, we learn that Damon can get bullied over Zebra Cakes, but was he eventually given one? All these questions and more get answered on Monday morning! Make sure to subscribe, download, and tell your enemies. Honestly... Your friends should know by now...</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Another one in the books! Get ready for some left turns, a few missed opportunities, and Ted may, or may not, have a regret. Also, we learn that Damon can get bullied over Zebra Cakes, but was he eventually given one? All these questions and more get answered on Monday morning! Make sure to subscribe, download, and tell your enemies. Honestly... Your friends should know by now...</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2020 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3705</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Get ready for some left turns, a few missed opportunities, and Ted may, or may not, have a regret. Also, we learn that Damon can get bullied over Zebra Cakes, but was he eventually given one?</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Live! </title>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Live! </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you missed LIVE, because we almost did too, check out the Audiohive link on our page and watch the podcast magic as it unfolds in a special FB Live edition! Thanks for all your support and enjoy the extra, special, somewhat awkward episode this week. <br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting for the live video!</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>If you missed LIVE, because we almost did too, check out the Audiohive link on our page and watch the podcast magic as it unfolds in a special FB Live edition! Thanks for all your support and enjoy the extra, special, somewhat awkward episode this week. <br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting for the live video!</p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3155</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>If you missed LIVE, because we almost did too, check out the Audiohive link on our page and watch the podcast magic as it unfolds in a special FB Live edition! Thanks for all your support and enjoy the extra, special, somewhat awkward episode this week.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If you missed LIVE, because we almost did too, check out the Audiohive link on our page and watch the podcast magic as it unfolds in a special FB Live edition! Thanks for all your support and enjoy the extra, special, somewhat awkward episode this week.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, sarcasm, irony, improv, humor, travel, friends, food, life, experiences, opinions</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>They're Not Smart, but Still Barely Entertaining!</title>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>They're Not Smart, but Still Barely Entertaining!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>They aren't that smart, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh at them! </p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>They aren't that smart, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh at them! </p><p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting, a studio dedicated to podcast recording, editing, and production! <br>audiohivepodcasting.com<br>facebook.com/audiohivepodcasting</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</author>
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      <itunes:author>Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Does Ted seem funnier than Damon today? What's his secret? Diet? Sleep? Yoga?  
Stay tuned to the end of the episode to find out! </itunes:summary>
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Stay tuned to the end of the episode to find out! </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon learns that calling ahead doesn't always work. </p><p>Ted learns that knowing is a varying percentage of the battle depending on the question. </p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=bummybears"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon learns that calling ahead doesn't always work. </p><p>Ted learns that knowing is a varying percentage of the battle depending on the question. </p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=bummybears"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 06:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Damon has waited all week to talk about his experience at "some store." Ted gets roped in to manual labor. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted and Damon enlist their sound engineer, Brian, to settle their debates. He barely pays attention. </p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p><p>Original music by The Basic Shaper<br><a href="https://music.apple.com/us/artist/basic-shaper/id1501124942">https://music.apple.com/us/artist/basic-shaper/1501124942</a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/">https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ted and Damon enlist their sound engineer, Brian, to settle their debates. He barely pays attention. </p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p><p>Original music by The Basic Shaper<br><a href="https://music.apple.com/us/artist/basic-shaper/id1501124942">https://music.apple.com/us/artist/basic-shaper/1501124942</a><br><a href="https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/">https://www.facebook.com/shaperbandus/</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2020 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Ted and Damon enlist their sound engineer, Brian, to settle their debates. He barely pays attention. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon and Ted get into a list measuring contest. </p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>34damonjames@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br> </p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon and Ted get into a list measuring contest. </p><p><br>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>34damonjames@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br> </p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2020 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Damon and Ted get into a list measuring contest. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Damon and Ted get into a list measuring contest. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, food, travel, Cinco de Maya, Taco Tuesday, humor, television, drive byes </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!</p><p>34damonjames@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br> <br>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!</p><p>34damonjames@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted<br> <br>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2020 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>2064</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Leftovers? What're those? Stories left untold from last week's episode.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Damon wants to know where to find the best biscuits and gravy in Chicago. Email him your picks!<br>thatchecksoutwdt@gmail.com</p><p>Follow us on social media! <br>thatchecksout.net<br>twitter.com/OutWdt<br>instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt<br>facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted</p><p>Recorded at <a href="https://www.audiohivepodcasting.com/"><strong>Audiohive Podcasting</strong></a><br>Hosted on <a href="https://transistor.fm/?via=thatchecksout"><strong>Transistor.fm</strong></a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2020 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Damon and Ted sit down for the (technically) inaugural "That Checks Out" Podcast. Ignore that first bit where they talk about the name of the podcast being "I'm Just Saying." Damon is a narcissist. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Damon and Ted sit down for the (technically) inaugural "That Checks Out" Podcast. Ignore that first bit where they talk about the name of the podcast being "I'm Just Saying." Damon is a narcissist. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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