What starts as a normal relationship slowly reveals itself as something much darker. Steve walks us through discovering that his first wife was an out-and-out scammer, spinning lies, manipulating people, and leaving chaos in her wake. The story raises a bigger question that keeps coming up as the details unfold:

This episode digs into trust, red flags, and the uncomfortable reality of how convincing the wrong person can be — especially when you’re too close to see it clearly. Equal parts shocking, reflective, and darkly funny, it’s a reminder that sometimes the craziest stories are the real ones.

Fobes was a late scratch so instead BMo talks about deep v's, shirt related material, and bank lobby farts. Plus our reaction to Billboards top comedians list. Go to discord and tell us if taicon should take to the sea!!!

One evening, a shape appeared on the far end of the highway — not a bus, but a person in a red coat, walking with purpose. As she reached the stop, she smiled like she had been gone only a day. “Hey, Brian,” she said, her voice soft but sure. And for the first time in years, Brian smiled back. The town didn’t know who she was or why they embraced like old promises, but from that night forward the road seemed less empty, and Brian no longer waited alone. The bus never came, but something far more important finally did.

Topics include BMo's failed Ozempic attempt, women's expectations, and AI knows my inner most desires. Plus, stop dipping your fries in milkshakes!

Topics include some obnoxious smooches, traffic updates and death threats. Plus malfeasance in realtor elections! Gonna put some ice on that eye bro?

BMO talks about his birthday trip, the scourge of cruise ship, and homeless people in sensible sedans. Stay out of the forest.

Quick solo(ish) show before BMo takes a birthday break. He talks casino giveaways, the joys of glp1 use and a comic who stays true to his toxic traits for 4 decades. Plus lots of food related talk. Can you tell the shot is wearing off?

Fobes talks about an exhausting mooch month, what locals casinos are doing right, and the future of Howard Stern. 

We recap rando, Only Fans facials and lots of disjointed comedy rants.

We talk collectables, politics and tits. In that order. 

Topics include the trappings of an indoor water park, feeding a teenage boy, and a lot of “back in my day.” Plus BMo finally announces whether he's gonna shoot his way to sexy. Can I see your ID please?

Topics include Fobes raging out at the gym, drowning with a greased watermelon, shiny shovels. Plus, promises made promises kept….Just not the ones about child molesters. 

Topics include the realities of fucking a porn actress, lazy weight loss, and fat ass cam girls. Plus Brian is forced to consider his own mortality, right before bed. 

Today Bmo bitches about his trip home,discount airlines, vegas weather and dive bars. But on the plus side, he may still be able have sex with a porn star with a felon husband. Tell Hypnotica I said what's up!

Plus talking dirty in front of Tony's mom and using your good foot.

Topics include archiving porn, Spoon's unique living situation and Tony fucks in space.

I should have written these before the gummy kicked in.

Topics include more butt stuff, downtown learning it's place, and fobes only attends elimination games. Plus, gun play at a TAI haunt. If we survive the treatment, we'll be fine.

Topics include little person sex, Tony's busy schedule and white guys rapping. Plus, can anyone help me with butt stuff???

BMo Talks spring break, reality TV and what motivates unmotivated kids. Plus getting cock blocked by Instagram.

Think about it. A person’s wealth isn’t about what’s in their bank account—it’s about what’s in their bathroom. Jeff Bezos could buy an entire country, but if he’s caught in a stall with nothing but a cardboard tube, he’s just another guy in trouble. And let’s not forget the great TP crisis of 2020, when society briefly collapsed because we all realized how fragile our supply chains—and our dignity—really were.

The TP Wealth Index

Forget net worth calculators. The real way to measure financial security is by how much toilet paper you have at any given moment. Let’s break it down:

1. The One-Roll Peasants

If you’re living roll to roll, you are in a constant state of anxiety. You take careful, measured squares, rationing like it’s the apocalypse (which, let’s be honest, it might as well be). This is financial instability in its purest form.

2. The 12-Pack Middle Class

You’ve achieved some level of security. You buy toilet paper in respectable bulk but still have moments of doubt. You check your stash before guests come over, knowing that running out would ruin your reputation.

3. The Costco Elite

Ah, the rich. The ones with an entire cupboard dedicated to toilet paper. These people don’t worry about recessions, pandemics, or unexpected guests. They buy in 48-roll packs, flexing their economic prowess every time they casually pull out a fresh roll without a second thought.

4. The Preppers (A.K.A. The Ultra-Wealthy)

These are the one-percenters of the TP world. Entire basements filled with Charmin. They don’t just survive disasters—they thrive in them. If civilization crumbles, these folks will become the new oligarchs, trading triple-ply for food and shelter.

Toilet Paper and Financial Planning
Savvy investors diversify their assets, but the truly wise hedge their bets with a rock-solid TP strategy. Inflation might hit your grocery bill, but a well-timed bulk purchase means you’ve locked in your price per wipe for months—perhaps even years. That’s the kind of economic foresight they don’t teach in business school.

Conclusion: The True Mark of Success

At the end of the day, forget luxury cars, stocks, or real estate. If you want to know someone’s real financial health, peek under their sink. A person with a healthy TP reserve is a person who’s got their life together.

So next time you’re feeling financially insecure, don’t check your bank balance—check your bathroom. Because in a world of uncertainty, toilet paper is the only true currency that matters.

It's the first Spoon show of the year, and it's full of love, loss, and of course, magical body fluids. Should I say my vows as Spoony Kiper Jr?

We talk wrestling and Aaron Rodgers and which one is more fake. Fobes talks about his mooch-mas. 2025 Tony is already menace.

Tony's gotta a hard out, so we cram in a conversation about Santa, strip club vs only fans and the best shows to watch high. Guys, i think she likes me for real.

Their dedication to creating entertaining content, even during the holidays, highlights their commitment to connecting with their community. If you'd like to explore these episodes, you can check out their archives on their website or podcast platforms.

Avoid election results and help us put a bow on taicon, including misshapen veggies, the importance of shoe horns and is St Louis the best food city in America?

We get an update on the Circa Millions contest, and meets Spoon's new bride to be. Plus Tony's travel plans and what events are appropriate for the ladies. For Christ's sake, leave that dog alone!

Fobes gives his thoughts on the DNC, Hootiefest At the Foubtain Bleu and Pete Rose back again. Plus could Fobes’ mom be coming to town and we're rapidly approaching mooching season. Trump is scheduled to implode on Oct. 9.

Today tony and BMo discuss the Olympics, bad dad's, and Tony's extensive knowledge about diving scoring. Plus TAICon is about to get a lot more competitive! #FatOlympics

As the needle crackled to life, the smooth, familiar voice of Tony Bennett filled the room. But something was off. The tempo slowed, the pitch dropped, and soon the crooning turned into a haunting moan. Brian’s heart raced as a thick fog rolled into the room, seemingly out of nowhere. Before he could react, the fog condensed into a figure—an old man in a suit, but with decaying skin and lifeless eyes. It was Zombie Tony Bennett. Despite his ghastly appearance, the zombie was still impeccably dressed, crooning in a deep, gravelly voice that sent chills down Brian’s spine. “I left my heart in San Francisco…” Zombie Tony sang, but the lyrics were distorted, twisted with the voices of the damned.

Brian was frozen with terror, but as Zombie Tony continued to sing, he noticed something strange. The creature wasn’t malevolent, just… lost. With every note, it seemed more sorrowful than terrifying. Brian gathered his courage and approached the specter. He spoke softly, telling the zombie how much he loved his music, how it had touched the lives of so many. To Brian’s amazement, Zombie Tony’s eyes softened, and the fog began to lift. The room brightened as the song ended, and the zombie’s decaying form began to fade. With a final, melancholic note, Zombie Tony Bennett vanished, leaving Brian standing alone in the silence of his living room, his heart pounding, yet oddly at peace.

We discuss TAICON events (sort of), alt right beer, and a game that was taylor made for BMo…So how did he fuck it up?

Topics include a boring breakdown of the Las Vegas real estate situation, Tony is booked for America and remembering Troy's fetishes.

We rehash Indy Steve's crazy story, the truth behind Drop Bears and the downtown debate rages on. Plus these kids today don't even know what boredom is! I'll show you a common brown snake…

Indy Steve makes his debut to talk about catching his ex cheating, how he confronted her and why he chose to live stream the whole thing. Plus some advice for Brian as he searches for his third ex wife. 

BMo recaps his last year living alone, why trauma is a turn on, and a posthumous happy birthday to Tony Bennett. Plus a break from the apps and the pop star that can save us all. 

Topics on the day include Fobes gloating over the Trump convictions, weird shit happening at expensive dinners and the worst vegas tip of all time. Plus Finger blasting the world and hummus talk. Enough with the guitar jams. Just play Jeremy.

Topics on the day include Brian's new career, why Vegas sucks and will SFYL be in attendance for TAICON 24. Plus more honorable mentions that you can shake a stick at. You known what they charge fie margaritas in this place?

Topics on the day include purging childhood dreams, Spoon’s AI homerun and trauma dumping on dating apps. Plus woman trying to avoid murder and Springsteen 2024. God there's a lotta dick talk again.

Today's episode discusses the initial swiping process, dive bars vs hipster bars and why catholics love suffering much. Plus, why does he tall about gay sex so much?

Eric joins the show to help BMo with tips on how to spot red flags in dating profiles, the secret to the same day hookup, and creating a profile when you hate yourself. Plus how to avoid getting married and remember, if they don't like kids, hide the car seat. No need to consumate!

Today's solo BMo show only contains mild trauma. He talks about the genius of Dave Attell, early onset acid reflux and believable dating app profiles. Plus a dad bod addition of, Is This Something. 

Singer/songwriter Jack Johnson (the other one) makes his return to catch us up on his life. The last 10 years has taken him from Boulder City, to Melbourne and finally Nashville. We talk music, comedy and of course there are some awkward silences, but I promise you don't want to miss the end.

We get am update from Spoon on both the Circa millions and Tai football contests, how the giants said the 3rd string team AND fans to Las Vegas, and a roommate update that will keep you up at night. I hope I'm not leaving a snail trail….

Today's show features music festivals, expired candy and why you should never tell a billionaire they're funny. Plus, a mental image of Tony you won't soon forget. Can I interest you in a busty sandwich?

In the middle of an ordinary Tuesday afternoon, John’s phone suddenly went berserk. It wasn’t the typical beeping or buzzing; it was as if his smartphone had indulged in a night of heavy drinking. The screen displayed a dizzying array of flashing colors and bizarre symbols, leaving John perplexed and a tad amused.

Desperate to regain control, John consulted online forums, seeking advice on how to sober up his intoxicated device. Hours turned into a comical tech-savvy battle, but eventually, he managed to restore his phone to sobriety, at least for the time being.

Later that day, John received a cryptic message from a friend that read, “It’s our monthly update on the Circa Millions contest.” Curiosity piqued, he discovered it was a thrilling competition offering a chance to win a life-changing fortune. His mundane day suddenly took an exciting turn as he decided to dive headfirst into the contest.

As John continued to navigate through this whirlwind of events, he couldn’t help but wonder if the odd message, “Does this taste like arsenic to you?” was a coded message or simply the result of a misdirected text. The day had taken an unexpected and surreal turn, and he couldn’t wait to see where the bizarre journey would lead him next.

This week we get our first update on the Circa millions contest. After three weeks it the Boners or the Moochers? Here's a hint, the answer is gross. Plus an old school degenerate night involving strip clubs and taking your employees to the Green Door. 

On today's show we talk aging rock stars, flood warnings every 15 mins and U2 pop up concerts. Plus, letting go of fomo, casino hacking scandals and mode F1 bullshit. I need green door door info, STAT.

Today's episode is a recap and breakdown of our last two guests, two very different kinds of geniuses. Plus meat flavored chips, breakfast cocktails, and why no one feels bad for the people at burning man. Ive never felt like more of an outsider.

Brandt Tobler makes his return and fills us in on the last 10 years. From his stint in LA to finding a home in Denver. His constant goal of impregnating a woman, and how comedy gets harder as you get older. Plus some bombshell stories from his famous friends and his latest stint in casino jail. 

Today's episode is all about old guy shit. Talking about haircuts, credit card fraud, and 90's bands. Plus when everyone knows you've called your best friend's wife hot and Tony goes into painstaking detail about Australian women's sports. Let's go Tildies!

Host of the Beer Engine podcast, Griff_ad stops by to discuss the trappings of side bets, the best steak special in Vegas and a play by play of B-Mo's shitty Kingman stand up show. Plus the woke world cup, and a game that's much "harder" than it sounds. Oh De Mornay you saucy minx.

The SFYL crew are back to talk about the perils of low stakes poker, lifestyle hobbies that have gone by the wayside, and surge pricing. Plus, tales from the ER, getting roasted by chat gpt and what y2k likes to do over breakfast. Man, Mark and Jess sound awesome

This week we discuss Tony's successful art show, the finer points of asmr and why the most entertaining part of Brian's comedy gig happened on the side of the road on the way there. Plus the ballad of Tommy and Fyrefirl, why "rock star" comics are rarely very good and a boner pills solo mission. What's happening? What's happening?

It's the return of Wooden Spoon, and boy does he have some stories to tell. We start off with some classics like the mouthwash std redemy and the condom wrapper that wasn't, then we here about his unique living situation and when edibles go bad. Are you interested in recording a true crime podcast in advance?

Fobes is back from New York and we talk boner pills, conspiracy theories and Spring Break fiascos. Plus the rise and fall of the Eastside Cannery and will the A's ever move to Vegas? I demand you report on all of the dead hookers!

Today's episode features a debrief of the Amazing Rando, the worst way to recover from a vasectomy and Chris Rock going scorched earth in his new special. Plus a brief history of TAICon and hie Tom Brady almost ruined stand up comedy. I don't think you know what the word "fan" means.

Well, it's rando, so you're gonna hear about fast food, vice president conspiracies, collectibles and of course, big boobs to you all!

Today's episode recaps one of the most infamous stories in Tai history. Plus what happened to the Rio, Fobes' fitness journey and Brian breaks up a pedophile ring. Ok. One of those was a lie…

Maybelle, my partner, she doesn't understand
Why I choose to hold this bottle in my hand
But my love for Jameson, it runs so deep
And in my moments of need, it's the only company I keep

Some may say it's a habit I should break
But they don't know the joy that this love can make
Jameson, my whiskey, my heart's desire
With every sip, my soul is set on fire

So I'll continue on, with my trusty friend
My Jameson Irish whiskey, until the very end