Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/rotgrind Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Follow the show, get custom TTRPG content, and more at https://narrativedeclaration.com Copyright 2022 All rights reserved. a0815b3a-0f45-50d4-be6d-28e0656ff5da yes SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman en Fri, 01 May 2026 16:18:08 +0000 Fri, 01 May 2026 16:18:21 +0000 https://narrativedeclaration.com/ https://img.transistorcdn.com/36HlBwPnl1U5m8m6aCupxqZFr_J6ijL3mTsPfrTWKNw/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzM2Mzk4LzE2Njg5/ODc2NDAtYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.jpg Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration https://narrativedeclaration.com/ serial Narrative Declaration Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Follow the show, get custom TTRPG content, and more at https://narrativedeclaration.com Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games Narrative Declaration narrativedeclaration@gmail.com No No A Rotten Situation 1 1 A Rotten Situation full rotgrind.podbean.com/fcb15289-3228-3b69-aca5-7c15c55d5a6a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/1 Six strangers. One Tyrant's Guild cell. Jailer Homel offers a multi-year rot or a pit fight against the Guild's aspirants. They punch their way free, take a shady inspection job at a condemned hanging apartment, and drop straight through the floor into something the city buried on purpose.

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]]> Six strangers. One Tyrant's Guild cell. Jailer Homel offers a multi-year rot or a pit fight against the Guild's aspirants. They punch their way free, take a shady inspection job at a condemned hanging apartment, and drop straight through the floor into something the city buried on purpose.

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]]> Fri, 28 Jan 2022 13:22:17 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 13390 Six strangers. One Tyrant's Guild cell. Jailer Homel offers a multi-year rot or a pit fight against the Guild's aspirants. They punch their way free, take a shady inspection job at a condemned hanging apartment, and drop straight through the floor into something the city buried on purpose.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Under Dungeon 1 1 The Under Dungeon full rotgrind.podbean.com/7fee6773-b3ff-3b7e-a018-8aa1449a9ba2 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/2 Bruised, stranded, and one guide short, the party wakes in the temple that swallowed them. Rotten catwalks, a storeroom of cursed helmets, and a swarm of helmet-crabs β€” one of which Rahua names Jeremy and takes home. Nobody falls to their death. That counts as a win down here.

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]]> Bruised, stranded, and one guide short, the party wakes in the temple that swallowed them. Rotten catwalks, a storeroom of cursed helmets, and a swarm of helmet-crabs β€” one of which Rahua names Jeremy and takes home. Nobody falls to their death. That counts as a win down here.

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]]> Fri, 11 Feb 2022 11:02:41 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8671 Bruised, stranded, and one guide short, the party wakes in the temple that swallowed them. Rotten catwalks, a storeroom of cursed helmets, and a swarm of helmet-crabs β€” one of which Rahua names Jeremy and takes home. Nobody falls to their death. That counts as a win down here.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Bowl Best Served Rotten 1 1 Bowl Best Served Rotten full rotgrind.podbean.com/4bcd0483-ac75-3454-a5cd-59b183f48cb8 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/3 A rune-puzzle that pays in frostbite and electrical burns. A ring of desiccated monks tending an eternal brazier. Visions that rearrange Tanhauser and Rahua from the inside out. Whatever's guarding the flame hasn't moved in a long time, and it's starting to notice.

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]]> A rune-puzzle that pays in frostbite and electrical burns. A ring of desiccated monks tending an eternal brazier. Visions that rearrange Tanhauser and Rahua from the inside out. Whatever's guarding the flame hasn't moved in a long time, and it's starting to notice.

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]]> Sat, 26 Feb 2022 15:59:10 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9862 A rune-puzzle that pays in frostbite and electrical burns. A ring of desiccated monks tending an eternal brazier. Visions that rearrange Tanhauser and Rahua from the inside out. Whatever's guarding the flame hasn't moved in a long time, and it's starting to notice.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Times That Bind 1 1 Times That Bind full rotgrind.podbean.com/2884b820-378c-3079-bb09-ead018f92691 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/4 The Rotten Drowned Devoted goes down, Baldrick bombs a staircase back to daylight, and Crunch β€” impossibly β€” is still breathing. Cousin Ginebrin says the rot hasn't taken yet and points them at a halfling called the Fly Merchant. Then pig spiders erupt out of Crunch's forge floor.

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]]> The Rotten Drowned Devoted goes down, Baldrick bombs a staircase back to daylight, and Crunch β€” impossibly β€” is still breathing. Cousin Ginebrin says the rot hasn't taken yet and points them at a halfling called the Fly Merchant. Then pig spiders erupt out of Crunch's forge floor.

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]]> Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:38:33 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12048 The Rotten Drowned Devoted goes down, Baldrick bombs a staircase back to daylight, and Crunch β€” impossibly β€” is still breathing. Cousin Ginebrin says the rot hasn't taken yet and points them at a halfling called the Fly Merchant. Then pig spiders erupt out of Crunch's forge floor.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Fly Merchant 1 1 The Fly Merchant full rotgrind.podbean.com/815c9e03-29fe-3af2-92b9-e2a9500125d5 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/5 Pig-spider corpses stuffed into the walls. Spider-fluid surgery on Tanhauser. Then Blotus β€” an emaciated halfling who sells contraband from nowhere and talks mostly to his cage of flies. New guns, a new crossbow, a shakedown at the architect's guild, and one heckling saucer-fey waiting outside the Cackling Jackass.

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]]> Pig-spider corpses stuffed into the walls. Spider-fluid surgery on Tanhauser. Then Blotus β€” an emaciated halfling who sells contraband from nowhere and talks mostly to his cage of flies. New guns, a new crossbow, a shakedown at the architect's guild, and one heckling saucer-fey waiting outside the Cackling Jackass.

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]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2022 14:05:58 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10124 Pig-spider corpses stuffed into the walls. Spider-fluid surgery on Tanhauser. Then Blotus β€” an emaciated halfling who sells contraband from nowhere and talks mostly to his cage of flies. New guns, a new crossbow, a shakedown at the architect's guild, and one heckling saucer-fey waiting outside the Cackling Jackass.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman We Hate Taverns 1 1 We Hate Taverns full rotgrind.podbean.com/b471d42c-2b35-3991-affc-1de0634b0b6c https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/6 Tanhauser kicks in the Cackling Jackass door. Vali orders rum. Rahua, ambushed outside by a flock of owl-faced fey, solves the problem by running through the wall. Oren goes bear, Baldrick lights a woman on fire, and the Children of the Blaze fall back upstairs toward their boss, Mr. Allort.

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]]> Tanhauser kicks in the Cackling Jackass door. Vali orders rum. Rahua, ambushed outside by a flock of owl-faced fey, solves the problem by running through the wall. Oren goes bear, Baldrick lights a woman on fire, and the Children of the Blaze fall back upstairs toward their boss, Mr. Allort.

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]]> Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:46:49 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11741 Tanhauser kicks in the Cackling Jackass door. Vali orders rum. Rahua, ambushed outside by a flock of owl-faced fey, solves the problem by running through the wall. Oren goes bear, Baldrick lights a woman on fire, and the Children of the Blaze fall back upstairs toward their boss, Mr. Allort.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Running from the Law 1 1 Running from the Law full rotgrind.podbean.com/753b40ff-e98b-3bd4-b87c-3aac0683c7e5 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/7 Mr. Allort is a simulacrum. The alchemist upstairs is Dr. Crim, and her homunculus is named Glub Talk. The gargoyle scholar they've been hunting has been roosting here the whole time. Downstairs, Homel tips Baldrick that Martinet Cardoza has gone strange β€” just as a Guild patrol closes the block.

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]]> Mr. Allort is a simulacrum. The alchemist upstairs is Dr. Crim, and her homunculus is named Glub Talk. The gargoyle scholar they've been hunting has been roosting here the whole time. Downstairs, Homel tips Baldrick that Martinet Cardoza has gone strange β€” just as a Guild patrol closes the block.

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]]> Sat, 23 Apr 2022 21:17:15 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9789 Mr. Allort is a simulacrum. The alchemist upstairs is Dr. Crim, and her homunculus is named Glub Talk. The gargoyle scholar they've been hunting has been roosting here the whole time. Downstairs, Homel tips Baldrick that Martinet Cardoza has gone strange β€” just as a Guild patrol closes the block.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Rehua Special 1 1 The Rehua Special full rotgrind.podbean.com/47699c67-f069-3853-900a-5cdfa05e73ef https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/8 Rahua gets press-ganged into waitering at Granny Sweet's and serves a 600-pound fly-proboscis horror named Bremblo a cabbage "avocado casserole." Bremblo detonates into a centipede-teleport fever dream. Outside, the Tyrant's Guild outriders hit the street, and Rahua has to sprint back to a fight already bleeding.

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]]> Rahua gets press-ganged into waitering at Granny Sweet's and serves a 600-pound fly-proboscis horror named Bremblo a cabbage "avocado casserole." Bremblo detonates into a centipede-teleport fever dream. Outside, the Tyrant's Guild outriders hit the street, and Rahua has to sprint back to a fight already bleeding.

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]]> Sun, 08 May 2022 15:20:35 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11528 Rahua gets press-ganged into waitering at Granny Sweet's and serves a 600-pound fly-proboscis horror named Bremblo a cabbage "avocado casserole." Bremblo detonates into a centipede-teleport fever dream. Outside, the Tyrant's Guild outriders hit the street, and Rahua has to sprint back to a fight already bleeding.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman They Saw Us 1 1 They Saw Us full rotgrind.podbean.com/120fe353-d72c-3b39-a771-b46a39dc9fc7 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/9 A street brawl with Tyrant's Guild outriders turns into a massacre when the Iron Baron's chainsaw-car rolls in and mulches Dr. Crim into viscera. Vali and Oren die under its reversing wheels. They wake in the buried temple, sponsored by something divine. Whatever brings them back has already named its price.

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]]> A street brawl with Tyrant's Guild outriders turns into a massacre when the Iron Baron's chainsaw-car rolls in and mulches Dr. Crim into viscera. Vali and Oren die under its reversing wheels. They wake in the buried temple, sponsored by something divine. Whatever brings them back has already named its price.

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]]> Sun, 22 May 2022 17:17:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10841 A street brawl with Tyrant's Guild outriders turns into a massacre when the Iron Baron's chainsaw-car rolls in and mulches Dr. Crim into viscera. Vali and Oren die under its reversing wheels. They wake in the buried temple, sponsored by something divine. Whatever brings them back has already named its price.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Reunion 1 1 Reunion full rotgrind.podbean.com/d6512db6-1360-367e-a9d3-ecaff7f37194 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/10 Baldrick barricades his house with Crunch and Granny Sweet. Tanhauser and Rahua weld together a red-painted three-seater bicycle and pedal across Outset. Vali and Oren claw out of the temple newly resurrected and newly rotting. Duhakis confirms the sponsorship corrupts β€” and Ginebrin drops word that Cardoza's gala is tonight.

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]]> Baldrick barricades his house with Crunch and Granny Sweet. Tanhauser and Rahua weld together a red-painted three-seater bicycle and pedal across Outset. Vali and Oren claw out of the temple newly resurrected and newly rotting. Duhakis confirms the sponsorship corrupts β€” and Ginebrin drops word that Cardoza's gala is tonight.

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]]> Sat, 04 Jun 2022 23:43:35 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10839 Baldrick barricades his house with Crunch and Granny Sweet. Tanhauser and Rahua weld together a red-painted three-seater bicycle and pedal across Outset. Vali and Oren claw out of the temple newly resurrected and newly rotting. Duhakis confirms the sponsorship corrupts β€” and Ginebrin drops word that Cardoza's gala is tonight.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Splitting This Party 1 1 Splitting This Party full rotgrind.podbean.com/d8ee06e7-7fee-304e-b252-97c222db329a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/11 Three ways into Derg Sandren House. Vali and Tanhauser front-door in stolen Guild colours, Oren slips a skylight as a rat, Rahua and Baldrick take the sewer with Crunch. Baldrick lectures on municipal disguise law. Rahua unionises the sewer workers. The worst-coordinated assault in Outset history steps off.

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]]> Three ways into Derg Sandren House. Vali and Tanhauser front-door in stolen Guild colours, Oren slips a skylight as a rat, Rahua and Baldrick take the sewer with Crunch. Baldrick lectures on municipal disguise law. Rahua unionises the sewer workers. The worst-coordinated assault in Outset history steps off.

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]]> Sat, 18 Jun 2022 20:28:58 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11331 Three ways into Derg Sandren House. Vali and Tanhauser front-door in stolen Guild colours, Oren slips a skylight as a rat, Rahua and Baldrick take the sewer with Crunch. Baldrick lectures on municipal disguise law. Rahua unionises the sewer workers. The worst-coordinated assault in Outset history steps off.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Enlightenment 1 1 Enlightenment full rotgrind.podbean.com/39773ca0-3cb8-3ebc-815e-fc15286d28af https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/12 Baldrick bombs the basement garrison. Tanhauser and Vali bluff the upper floor. Glub Talk harvests bugs to patch a wound. Speaker improvises a beetle-rider mentor who gets canonised by PDF before the session ends. Down in the prison they free a girl called Gyrl β€” and learn Cardoza has been processing people into her hunt.

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]]> Baldrick bombs the basement garrison. Tanhauser and Vali bluff the upper floor. Glub Talk harvests bugs to patch a wound. Speaker improvises a beetle-rider mentor who gets canonised by PDF before the session ends. Down in the prison they free a girl called Gyrl β€” and learn Cardoza has been processing people into her hunt.

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]]> Fri, 01 Jul 2022 06:04:48 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 15606 Baldrick bombs the basement garrison. Tanhauser and Vali bluff the upper floor. Glub Talk harvests bugs to patch a wound. Speaker improvises a beetle-rider mentor who gets canonised by PDF before the session ends. Down in the prison they free a girl called Gyrl β€” and learn Cardoza has been processing people into her hunt.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Aftermath 1 1 The Aftermath full rotgrind.podbean.com/362e3543-9710-3869-8856-7ec4ee86e27a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s1/13 Martinet Cardoza burns through a second form, then a third, before Rahua buries a thrown mace in her skull and she detonates into light. Vali drops into a rot-vision of black sludge and distant bagpipes, Glub Talk drifting past like a benediction. She wakes on fire in a fountain. The rot has a home now.

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]]> Martinet Cardoza burns through a second form, then a third, before Rahua buries a thrown mace in her skull and she detonates into light. Vali drops into a rot-vision of black sludge and distant bagpipes, Glub Talk drifting past like a benediction. She wakes on fire in a fountain. The rot has a home now.

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]]> Sun, 17 Jul 2022 07:08:16 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9704 Martinet Cardoza burns through a second form, then a third, before Rahua buries a thrown mace in her skull and she detonates into light. Vali drops into a rot-vision of black sludge and distant bagpipes, Glub Talk drifting past like a benediction. She wakes on fire in a fountain. The rot has a home now.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Concealment 2 2 Concealment full rotgrind.podbean.com/e914b2d6-abf8-3890-bcda-68667ff65502 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/1 One assassinated martinet. One bribed caravan. The party vanishes into the Swamps of the Solitude, pinning revolutionary posters on every signpost they pass β€” until a fog rolls in stinking of wet fur, and six dank bears come through the mist. Baldrick meets a halfling named Picturn Squelchfoot. Everything gets worse from there.

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]]> One assassinated martinet. One bribed caravan. The party vanishes into the Swamps of the Solitude, pinning revolutionary posters on every signpost they pass β€” until a fog rolls in stinking of wet fur, and six dank bears come through the mist. Baldrick meets a halfling named Picturn Squelchfoot. Everything gets worse from there.

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]]> Sat, 13 Aug 2022 06:29:11 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10646 One assassinated martinet. One bribed caravan. The party vanishes into the Swamps of the Solitude, pinning revolutionary posters on every signpost they pass β€” until a fog rolls in stinking of wet fur, and six dank bears come through the mist. Baldrick meets a halfling named Picturn Squelchfoot. Everything gets worse from there.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Decision 2 2 The Decision full rotgrind.podbean.com/dbd5da59-6f0c-3a64-a3bb-1c8f54e481d2 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/2 Zibulzap's trading post walks through the swamp on reptile legs. Vali converts to a crustacean god, Tannhauser crafts a functioning swamp-gas dirigible out of pig bladders, and a mercenary named Victrix reappears with a job. Three paths out. One blimp. The party takes all three and hopes the bladders hold.

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]]> Zibulzap's trading post walks through the swamp on reptile legs. Vali converts to a crustacean god, Tannhauser crafts a functioning swamp-gas dirigible out of pig bladders, and a mercenary named Victrix reappears with a job. Three paths out. One blimp. The party takes all three and hopes the bladders hold.

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]]> Sun, 28 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9563 Zibulzap's trading post walks through the swamp on reptile legs. Vali converts to a crustacean god, Tannhauser crafts a functioning swamp-gas dirigible out of pig bladders, and a mercenary named Victrix reappears with a job. Three paths out. One blimp. The party takes all three and hopes the bladders hold.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Cube 2 2 The Cube full rotgrind.podbean.com/37e76580-04d2-3644-91b4-2ce894422140 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/3 Thousand-year-old masterwork debris litters the swamp, leading somewhere no one wanted to go. An osseogrove β€” bone-rooted, red-leaved, patient β€” crits Oren for thirty-eight and starts squeezing. Past it: a silver cube half-buried in the mud, a Perfectite siege tower from the Fundamental Battlefield, leaking a floating particulum looking for orders.

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]]> Thousand-year-old masterwork debris litters the swamp, leading somewhere no one wanted to go. An osseogrove β€” bone-rooted, red-leaved, patient β€” crits Oren for thirty-eight and starts squeezing. Past it: a silver cube half-buried in the mud, a Perfectite siege tower from the Fundamental Battlefield, leaking a floating particulum looking for orders.

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]]> Sun, 11 Sep 2022 09:26:26 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7656 Thousand-year-old masterwork debris litters the swamp, leading somewhere no one wanted to go. An osseogrove β€” bone-rooted, red-leaved, patient β€” crits Oren for thirty-eight and starts squeezing. Past it: a silver cube half-buried in the mud, a Perfectite siege tower from the Fundamental Battlefield, leaking a floating particulum looking for orders.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Imperfect Perfection 2 2 Imperfect Perfection full rotgrind.podbean.com/fff862e0-563c-321b-bc63-f7d86e62d5c6 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/4 The cube is fifteen hundred years old and the towers used to fly. Tannhauser nails a dead tyrant's mask-essence to his armor and becomes a permanent glow-in-the-dark liability. At the perimeter, anarchite elementals float inside perfectite shells β€” and Rahua, offended on behalf of his imprisoned kin, charges one alone to duel for honor.

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]]> The cube is fifteen hundred years old and the towers used to fly. Tannhauser nails a dead tyrant's mask-essence to his armor and becomes a permanent glow-in-the-dark liability. At the perimeter, anarchite elementals float inside perfectite shells β€” and Rahua, offended on behalf of his imprisoned kin, charges one alone to duel for honor.

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]]> Mon, 26 Sep 2022 18:01:10 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10326 The cube is fifteen hundred years old and the towers used to fly. Tannhauser nails a dead tyrant's mask-essence to his armor and becomes a permanent glow-in-the-dark liability. At the perimeter, anarchite elementals float inside perfectite shells β€” and Rahua, offended on behalf of his imprisoned kin, charges one alone to duel for honor.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Echoes of the Past 2 2 Echoes of the Past full rotgrind.podbean.com/57649dc1-6244-32a7-9d4a-995b6d2c38fd https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/5 Inside the abandoned siege tower, a stone bust holds the memories of a military unit the swamp buried fifteen centuries ago. Tannhauser presses psychometry against the rock and a haunt lashes out mid-reading. Oren sniffs the stairwell and says the word nobody wanted tonight: dragon blood.

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]]> Inside the abandoned siege tower, a stone bust holds the memories of a military unit the swamp buried fifteen centuries ago. Tannhauser presses psychometry against the rock and a haunt lashes out mid-reading. Oren sniffs the stairwell and says the word nobody wanted tonight: dragon blood.

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]]> Sun, 23 Oct 2022 02:17:14 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9055 Inside the abandoned siege tower, a stone bust holds the memories of a military unit the swamp buried fifteen centuries ago. Tannhauser presses psychometry against the rock and a haunt lashes out mid-reading. Oren sniffs the stairwell and says the word nobody wanted tonight: dragon blood.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Pieces of Friendship Left Behind 2 2 Pieces of Friendship Left Behind full rotgrind.podbean.com/14ecce8d-c7ca-375d-b808-664c884200cf https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/6 Second floor of the cube: blood-soaked testing rooms, an alchemist's notes left mid-experiment, decahedrons that shoot lightning through the walls. Picturn gets his feelings hurt. A glowing chest waits at the bottom of a murky pit, and Baldrick rigs a pulley off a table because nobody brought proper anchors.

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]]> Second floor of the cube: blood-soaked testing rooms, an alchemist's notes left mid-experiment, decahedrons that shoot lightning through the walls. Picturn gets his feelings hurt. A glowing chest waits at the bottom of a murky pit, and Baldrick rigs a pulley off a table because nobody brought proper anchors.

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]]> Tue, 08 Nov 2022 20:25:28 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9836 Second floor of the cube: blood-soaked testing rooms, an alchemist's notes left mid-experiment, decahedrons that shoot lightning through the walls. Picturn gets his feelings hurt. A glowing chest waits at the bottom of a murky pit, and Baldrick rigs a pulley off a table because nobody brought proper anchors.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A Corrosive Vacation 2 2 A Corrosive Vacation full rotgrind.podbean.com/09c58fb8-3a52-390b-9aa6-460ab9913648 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/7 An acid lake. A ruined church. Beach umbrellas sized for fey. The party turns a wraith-haunted hazard zone into a spa day β€” bottled corrosive as souvenirs, candied bugs for everyone, Picturn drafted as pool boy. A psychometric feather reveals saucer fey stole a ring and watched a man dissolve. Rahua ends the day clubbing Oren over a foot massage.

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]]> An acid lake. A ruined church. Beach umbrellas sized for fey. The party turns a wraith-haunted hazard zone into a spa day β€” bottled corrosive as souvenirs, candied bugs for everyone, Picturn drafted as pool boy. A psychometric feather reveals saucer fey stole a ring and watched a man dissolve. Rahua ends the day clubbing Oren over a foot massage.

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]]> Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:09:56 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10605 An acid lake. A ruined church. Beach umbrellas sized for fey. The party turns a wraith-haunted hazard zone into a spa day β€” bottled corrosive as souvenirs, candied bugs for everyone, Picturn drafted as pool boy. A psychometric feather reveals saucer fey stole a ring and watched a man dissolve. Rahua ends the day clubbing Oren over a foot massage.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The King the King 2 2 The King the King full 4b211a5f-09fb-4d96-a568-7584385d2d26 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/8 The Saucer King dies by committee. A surviving fey regurgitates the stolen ring and crowns Oren monarch of a bird cult he never asked for. Tannhauser dreams of sketched-out men peeling his shadow-flesh off. Baldrick keeps blowing up the grove anyway. An oread named Tashti walks up asking about the explosions.

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]]> The Saucer King dies by committee. A surviving fey regurgitates the stolen ring and crowns Oren monarch of a bird cult he never asked for. Tannhauser dreams of sketched-out men peeling his shadow-flesh off. Baldrick keeps blowing up the grove anyway. An oread named Tashti walks up asking about the explosions.

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]]> Sun, 04 Dec 2022 11:59:55 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10757 The Saucer King dies by committee. A surviving fey regurgitates the stolen ring and crowns Oren monarch of a bird cult he never asked for. Tannhauser dreams of sketched-out men peeling his shadow-flesh off. Baldrick keeps blowing up the grove anyway. An oread named Tashti walks up asking about the explosions.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Precipice of Sorrow 2 2 Precipice of Sorrow full 91d10cae-1518-455b-9e71-b4a8d3d9882a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/9 Through the fog-wall in a submerged church, Gorgamonger is waiting β€” rot-corrupted, breathing cold, the white dragon Oren has been chasing all season. A scroll saved since session two gets cracked open. Resist cold goes up in silence. Tannhauser ruins the moment asking about elemental allergies mid-eulogy.

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]]> Through the fog-wall in a submerged church, Gorgamonger is waiting β€” rot-corrupted, breathing cold, the white dragon Oren has been chasing all season. A scroll saved since session two gets cracked open. Resist cold goes up in silence. Tannhauser ruins the moment asking about elemental allergies mid-eulogy.

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]]> Sun, 18 Dec 2022 13:23:26 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10803 Through the fog-wall in a submerged church, Gorgamonger is waiting β€” rot-corrupted, breathing cold, the white dragon Oren has been chasing all season. A scroll saved since session two gets cracked open. Resist cold goes up in silence. Tannhauser ruins the moment asking about elemental allergies mid-eulogy.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Misty Eyes 2 2 Misty Eyes full d4a4df01-8581-41b7-ad85-38cf0c5a4a2f https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/10 Gorgamonger is dead and Vali is worse. The rot has reached her eyes. Every mile deeper into the swamp costs something now β€” the party keeps walking because standing still has become its own kind of dying, and the fog won't let anyone look away from what they've become.

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]]> Gorgamonger is dead and Vali is worse. The rot has reached her eyes. Every mile deeper into the swamp costs something now β€” the party keeps walking because standing still has become its own kind of dying, and the fog won't let anyone look away from what they've become.

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]]> Sun, 29 Jan 2023 06:36:32 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8873 Gorgamonger is dead and Vali is worse. The rot has reached her eyes. Every mile deeper into the swamp costs something now β€” the party keeps walking because standing still has become its own kind of dying, and the fog won't let anyone look away from what they've become.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Think of Them 2 2 Think of Them full d174e1ea-9fd2-4d70-87b0-d7fb812e8ead https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/11 Oren insists the dragon burns. Tannhauser shuts down mid-sentence. Baldrick finally says out loud that Vali's rot has turned to black lesions. A Zeskorin reality engine hands Rahua a vision of another caravan dying. Then Oren turns into a dinosaur, rust chickens come screaming out of the brush, and the mantra that carries the season is born.

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]]> Oren insists the dragon burns. Tannhauser shuts down mid-sentence. Baldrick finally says out loud that Vali's rot has turned to black lesions. A Zeskorin reality engine hands Rahua a vision of another caravan dying. Then Oren turns into a dinosaur, rust chickens come screaming out of the brush, and the mantra that carries the season is born.

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]]> Mon, 13 Feb 2023 09:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9496 Oren insists the dragon burns. Tannhauser shuts down mid-sentence. Baldrick finally says out loud that Vali's rot has turned to black lesions. A Zeskorin reality engine hands Rahua a vision of another caravan dying. Then Oren turns into a dinosaur, rust chickens come screaming out of the brush, and the mantra that carries the season is born.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Village 2 2 The Village full 6217c842-da11-44b1-b46b-ac2fce54c857 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/12 Lightning strikes Vali twice on the road to the Twangfolk's Kaibu β€” Rahua yells at the sky until it backs down. A mischievous old man serves broth. A politely zombified medicine-woman bleeds off one tier of Vali's rot. Tannhauser wakes up furious he missed the reality engine, and then somebody mentions a three-mouthed toad god.

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]]> Lightning strikes Vali twice on the road to the Twangfolk's Kaibu β€” Rahua yells at the sky until it backs down. A mischievous old man serves broth. A politely zombified medicine-woman bleeds off one tier of Vali's rot. Tannhauser wakes up furious he missed the reality engine, and then somebody mentions a three-mouthed toad god.

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]]> Sun, 26 Feb 2023 11:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9902 Lightning strikes Vali twice on the road to the Twangfolk's Kaibu β€” Rahua yells at the sky until it backs down. A mischievous old man serves broth. A politely zombified medicine-woman bleeds off one tier of Vali's rot. Tannhauser wakes up furious he missed the reality engine, and then somebody mentions a three-mouthed toad god.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Mercenaries 2 2 Mercenaries full 7f9017db-be34-4bd8-bc16-d033b6e8bf4f https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/13 The A-team outsources. Enter Victrix the glaive-mercenary, Duodriller Guiltgrip the dwarven sniper, Tokata the fleshwarp bard, and Sir Braybarrow β€” an undead skeleton tyrant on a horse named Glue. Within ten minutes Victrix punches the King of Moths in the stomach. They are looking for a burned caravan. They are finding each other first.

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]]> The A-team outsources. Enter Victrix the glaive-mercenary, Duodriller Guiltgrip the dwarven sniper, Tokata the fleshwarp bard, and Sir Braybarrow β€” an undead skeleton tyrant on a horse named Glue. Within ten minutes Victrix punches the King of Moths in the stomach. They are looking for a burned caravan. They are finding each other first.

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]]> Sun, 12 Mar 2023 06:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9995 The A-team outsources. Enter Victrix the glaive-mercenary, Duodriller Guiltgrip the dwarven sniper, Tokata the fleshwarp bard, and Sir Braybarrow β€” an undead skeleton tyrant on a horse named Glue. Within ten minutes Victrix punches the King of Moths in the stomach. They are looking for a burned caravan. They are finding each other first.

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]]> Zoran is too sick to GM. Baldrick's player takes the chair, Thurston finally plays Picturn Squelchfoot for real, and the session threads rust chickens and MILF jokes into something load-bearing: a Children of the Blaze encampment at the edge of the map, and the quiet groundwork for the arson about to come.

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]]> Mon, 27 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10291 Zoran is too sick to GM. Baldrick's player takes the chair, Thurston finally plays Picturn Squelchfoot for real, and the session threads rust chickens and MILF jokes into something load-bearing: a Children of the Blaze encampment at the edge of the map, and the quiet groundwork for the arson about to come.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Frog Eater 2 2 Frog Eater full f1edbaed-f3e0-4f2a-bac5-ba23143d269f https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/15 Oren becomes an invisible frog with satchel charges strapped to his back, hopping under every bridge in a Children of the Blaze camp while the rest of the party sings a swamp cover of Snake Eater. Baldrick holds the detonator. Ash-weeping gnolls patrol above. It is, objectively, the most functional plan of the season.

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]]> Oren becomes an invisible frog with satchel charges strapped to his back, hopping under every bridge in a Children of the Blaze camp while the rest of the party sings a swamp cover of Snake Eater. Baldrick holds the detonator. Ash-weeping gnolls patrol above. It is, objectively, the most functional plan of the season.

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]]> Sun, 23 Apr 2023 08:51:22 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11832 Oren becomes an invisible frog with satchel charges strapped to his back, hopping under every bridge in a Children of the Blaze camp while the rest of the party sings a swamp cover of Snake Eater. Baldrick holds the detonator. Ash-weeping gnolls patrol above. It is, objectively, the most functional plan of the season.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman All Together Now 2 2 All Together Now full a76de6b1-b8d6-4b9f-8a5e-e140d761f6da https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/16 The Blaze camp burns. A talking ash-simulacrum of Mr. Lort threatens Outset and Baldrick's home and vanishes. The party splits β€” half limping home, half marching to a three-mouthed toad god named Ribius whose third mouth is in torpor. The cure for Vali starts with waking it up. The session ends with a tentacle dragging Oren under.

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]]> The Blaze camp burns. A talking ash-simulacrum of Mr. Lort threatens Outset and Baldrick's home and vanishes. The party splits β€” half limping home, half marching to a three-mouthed toad god named Ribius whose third mouth is in torpor. The cure for Vali starts with waking it up. The session ends with a tentacle dragging Oren under.

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]]> Sun, 07 May 2023 12:13:06 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10744 The Blaze camp burns. A talking ash-simulacrum of Mr. Lort threatens Outset and Baldrick's home and vanishes. The party splits β€” half limping home, half marching to a three-mouthed toad god named Ribius whose third mouth is in torpor. The cure for Vali starts with waking it up. The session ends with a tentacle dragging Oren under.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Meet the Family 2 2 Meet the Family full 9b9f6346-c5e9-432d-9165-98f977d11734 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/17 Victrix pole-vaults forty feet with a glaive to stab a tentacle. Rahua tries to Tame Animal it and fails. Past the fight, the Grotto bends into the Squelchfoot farm β€” Radaman raiders, a dying mother's speech about destiny, a rot that's been eating Picturn from the inside since episode one. The halfling cracks. Rotdadimus rises.

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]]> Victrix pole-vaults forty feet with a glaive to stab a tentacle. Rahua tries to Tame Animal it and fails. Past the fight, the Grotto bends into the Squelchfoot farm β€” Radaman raiders, a dying mother's speech about destiny, a rot that's been eating Picturn from the inside since episode one. The halfling cracks. Rotdadimus rises.

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]]> Sun, 21 May 2023 10:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11296 Victrix pole-vaults forty feet with a glaive to stab a tentacle. Rahua tries to Tame Animal it and fails. Past the fight, the Grotto bends into the Squelchfoot farm β€” Radaman raiders, a dying mother's speech about destiny, a rot that's been eating Picturn from the inside since episode one. The halfling cracks. Rotdadimus rises.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Rotdadimus 2 2 Rotdadimus full af946b21-1b40-483f-9f22-cd4fa3b84665 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/18 A gargantuan rot-crustacean waits on the roof of a farm that shouldn't exist. Oren reach-heals from cover. Rahua cones light across the shingles. Tannhauser stacks mirror images and lines up one decisive electric strike. The creature drops. Picturn is still in there. The fight isn't actually over.

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]]> A gargantuan rot-crustacean waits on the roof of a farm that shouldn't exist. Oren reach-heals from cover. Rahua cones light across the shingles. Tannhauser stacks mirror images and lines up one decisive electric strike. The creature drops. Picturn is still in there. The fight isn't actually over.

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]]> Tue, 06 Jun 2023 10:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 5601 A gargantuan rot-crustacean waits on the roof of a farm that shouldn't exist. Oren reach-heals from cover. Rahua cones light across the shingles. Tannhauser stacks mirror images and lines up one decisive electric strike. The creature drops. Picturn is still in there. The fight isn't actually over.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Song of Squelchfoot 2 2 The Song of Squelchfoot full 82fd40ac-94e7-4c33-b96e-065fc3d5ac2d https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/19 The shell goes still and Picturn's soul coalesces at a campfire he thinks is real. He doesn't know he's dying. He asks, finally, to hear each of their stories β€” so the party takes turns with truths they've been carrying all season. Vali talks about her airship-captain mother first. Nobody corrects him.

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]]> The shell goes still and Picturn's soul coalesces at a campfire he thinks is real. He doesn't know he's dying. He asks, finally, to hear each of their stories β€” so the party takes turns with truths they've been carrying all season. Vali talks about her airship-captain mother first. Nobody corrects him.

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]]> Sat, 17 Jun 2023 10:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7460 The shell goes still and Picturn's soul coalesces at a campfire he thinks is real. He doesn't know he's dying. He asks, finally, to hear each of their stories β€” so the party takes turns with truths they've been carrying all season. Vali talks about her airship-captain mother first. Nobody corrects him.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A Golden Deal 3 3 A Golden Deal full 9c89459e-4073-45d1-bbb0-fbc695a8b222 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/1 A gold-plated skeleton drops a platinum coin at their door, and suddenly the party is standing before Chamberlain Anathian β€” a man with skin like a minted coin, offering an airship for a little quiet snooping. The job ends on a gallows, looking up at the rat-folk noble they freed last season.

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]]> A gold-plated skeleton drops a platinum coin at their door, and suddenly the party is standing before Chamberlain Anathian β€” a man with skin like a minted coin, offering an airship for a little quiet snooping. The job ends on a gallows, looking up at the rat-folk noble they freed last season.

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]]> Mon, 17 Jul 2023 10:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12899 A gold-plated skeleton drops a platinum coin at their door, and suddenly the party is standing before Chamberlain Anathian β€” a man with skin like a minted coin, offering an airship for a little quiet snooping. The job ends on a gallows, looking up at the rat-folk noble they freed last season.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman He is the One Who Did This 3 3 He is the One Who Did This full eab2f305-33aa-4e32-b9c6-c74d7023286d https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/2 Their crimes. Someone else's neck. A gold-armored Infilium is about to hang rat-folk noble Stewart Medium as the scapegoat when the swamp-born elemental amalgamate crashes the execution and shreds the Tyrant's Guild into kindling. The rescue comes with a gilded invitation β€” the Decklands want them at the soiree.

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]]> Their crimes. Someone else's neck. A gold-armored Infilium is about to hang rat-folk noble Stewart Medium as the scapegoat when the swamp-born elemental amalgamate crashes the execution and shreds the Tyrant's Guild into kindling. The rescue comes with a gilded invitation β€” the Decklands want them at the soiree.

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]]> Mon, 07 Aug 2023 10:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9400 Their crimes. Someone else's neck. A gold-armored Infilium is about to hang rat-folk noble Stewart Medium as the scapegoat when the swamp-born elemental amalgamate crashes the execution and shreds the Tyrant's Guild into kindling. The rescue comes with a gilded invitation β€” the Decklands want them at the soiree.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A Party to Remember 3 3 A Party to Remember full d779fff3-89d3-40b8-bf00-eeecfa523b9a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/3 Black tie. Rot-cures. A sausage mogul with opinions. The crew works the Deckland salon one poisoned smile at a time, flipping a huckster gnome and posing as Golgothan brass to lift an office address. Then Oran looks up at the balcony and finds the red-caped Hegemon who once ran them down in a chainsaw car.

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]]> Black tie. Rot-cures. A sausage mogul with opinions. The crew works the Deckland salon one poisoned smile at a time, flipping a huckster gnome and posing as Golgothan brass to lift an office address. Then Oran looks up at the balcony and finds the red-caped Hegemon who once ran them down in a chainsaw car.

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]]> Sun, 27 Aug 2023 09:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11102 Black tie. Rot-cures. A sausage mogul with opinions. The crew works the Deckland salon one poisoned smile at a time, flipping a huckster gnome and posing as Golgothan brass to lift an office address. Then Oran looks up at the balcony and finds the red-caped Hegemon who once ran them down in a chainsaw car.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Party Went So Wrong 3 3 The Party Went So Wrong full 166d6ebe-1ca1-4ef2-a2ea-4db25a782eeb https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/4 One belladonna cocktail. Wrong hand. A tongueless Kwan-shiri assassin draws steel across the ballroom as Vena's plan unravels around Lagertia's lips. Then the Hegemon himself saunters in, flicks gold at their dead, calls the whole revolution pathetic β€” and leaves them staring at a trail that runs through a dying grandfather nobody mentioned.

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]]> One belladonna cocktail. Wrong hand. A tongueless Kwan-shiri assassin draws steel across the ballroom as Vena's plan unravels around Lagertia's lips. Then the Hegemon himself saunters in, flicks gold at their dead, calls the whole revolution pathetic β€” and leaves them staring at a trail that runs through a dying grandfather nobody mentioned.

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]]> Sun, 17 Sep 2023 10:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10055 One belladonna cocktail. Wrong hand. A tongueless Kwan-shiri assassin draws steel across the ballroom as Vena's plan unravels around Lagertia's lips. Then the Hegemon himself saunters in, flicks gold at their dead, calls the whole revolution pathetic β€” and leaves them staring at a trail that runs through a dying grandfather nobody mentioned.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Gnome Strangler 3 3 The Gnome Strangler full 42102eb0-4a51-4bf6-8329-8c1936c621fe https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/5 Ponkle-Kompd, huckster gnome of the Medic's Guild, dangles upside-down from a druid's branch and spills everything: tooth-stealing fey, blackmail, the whole rot-cure lie propping up Sandal Deckland. They stash him in a safehouse and pin Sacristy Manor as the target. Then, late that night, a floorboard squeaks at the front door.

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]]> Ponkle-Kompd, huckster gnome of the Medic's Guild, dangles upside-down from a druid's branch and spills everything: tooth-stealing fey, blackmail, the whole rot-cure lie propping up Sandal Deckland. They stash him in a safehouse and pin Sacristy Manor as the target. Then, late that night, a floorboard squeaks at the front door.

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]]> Mon, 02 Oct 2023 22:37:18 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7706 Ponkle-Kompd, huckster gnome of the Medic's Guild, dangles upside-down from a druid's branch and spills everything: tooth-stealing fey, blackmail, the whole rot-cure lie propping up Sandal Deckland. They stash him in a safehouse and pin Sacristy Manor as the target. Then, late that night, a floorboard squeaks at the front door.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Party at Baldric's House 3 3 Party at Baldric's House full b8694440-4b3b-4e17-89be-cfcaaf7cbb67 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/6 Invisible. Silent. Four-finger throat strikes out of thin air. Kwan-shiri monks teleport into the People's Duplex and nearly kick Rahua's jaw clean off before round one ends. Poisoned, unconscious, bleeding through the hallways of their own home, the revolutionaries only live because Vena empties a pistol into the last assassin at point-blank range.

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]]> Invisible. Silent. Four-finger throat strikes out of thin air. Kwan-shiri monks teleport into the People's Duplex and nearly kick Rahua's jaw clean off before round one ends. Poisoned, unconscious, bleeding through the hallways of their own home, the revolutionaries only live because Vena empties a pistol into the last assassin at point-blank range.

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]]> Tue, 24 Oct 2023 13:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12227 Invisible. Silent. Four-finger throat strikes out of thin air. Kwan-shiri monks teleport into the People's Duplex and nearly kick Rahua's jaw clean off before round one ends. Poisoned, unconscious, bleeding through the hallways of their own home, the revolutionaries only live because Vena empties a pistol into the last assassin at point-blank range.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A Manor of Speaking 3 3 A Manor of Speaking full b4e3c7c6-19f0-4f17-ac2f-c97283fa3a89 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/7 Flour for the invisible. Antidotes for the poisoned. A soul jammed into a rapier. The crew descends into Sacristy Manor β€” a noble estate sunk ninety feet beneath the Prince's Pilaster β€” where a helpful skeletal butler warns them about a fountain that kills. They cross it anyway. Four ice elementals rise from the water.

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]]> Flour for the invisible. Antidotes for the poisoned. A soul jammed into a rapier. The crew descends into Sacristy Manor β€” a noble estate sunk ninety feet beneath the Prince's Pilaster β€” where a helpful skeletal butler warns them about a fountain that kills. They cross it anyway. Four ice elementals rise from the water.

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]]> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 20:56:50 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7968 Flour for the invisible. Antidotes for the poisoned. A soul jammed into a rapier. The crew descends into Sacristy Manor β€” a noble estate sunk ninety feet beneath the Prince's Pilaster β€” where a helpful skeletal butler warns them about a fountain that kills. They cross it anyway. Four ice elementals rise from the water.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Establishing Bad Manors 3 3 Establishing Bad Manors full 3a50c2fc-e3db-44bf-b534-91f136240e90 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/8 Baldric eats a fireball to open the door. A cursed portrait of Sandal melts seventy points off Tanhauser's face. A tongueless assassin begs for freedom, then chokes to death on a rot-grown tongue the instant he crosses the threshold. And an illusion wearing Stewart's body rips its own head off to whisper two words: "find Zale."

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]]> Baldric eats a fireball to open the door. A cursed portrait of Sandal melts seventy points off Tanhauser's face. A tongueless assassin begs for freedom, then chokes to death on a rot-grown tongue the instant he crosses the threshold. And an illusion wearing Stewart's body rips its own head off to whisper two words: "find Zale."

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]]> Mon, 20 Nov 2023 14:07:18 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9204 Baldric eats a fireball to open the door. A cursed portrait of Sandal melts seventy points off Tanhauser's face. A tongueless assassin begs for freedom, then chokes to death on a rot-grown tongue the instant he crosses the threshold. And an illusion wearing Stewart's body rips its own head off to whisper two words: "find Zale."

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Rotten Manors 3 3 Rotten Manors full d28d036f-994b-4cf1-985f-5de8dd92069d https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/9 In the kitchen, a fey raccoon-prince named Raki is hacksawing a waiter in half. Rahua, also a king, negotiates a formal parking-lot duel at Mutton King. Deeper in, a stitched-flesh golem melts to alchemist's fire, Vena pirouettes onto her own rapier and impales a kidney, and a hallway of mocking portraits shows the party as wanted posters.

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]]> In the kitchen, a fey raccoon-prince named Raki is hacksawing a waiter in half. Rahua, also a king, negotiates a formal parking-lot duel at Mutton King. Deeper in, a stitched-flesh golem melts to alchemist's fire, Vena pirouettes onto her own rapier and impales a kidney, and a hallway of mocking portraits shows the party as wanted posters.

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]]> Wed, 06 Dec 2023 14:56:51 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8610 In the kitchen, a fey raccoon-prince named Raki is hacksawing a waiter in half. Rahua, also a king, negotiates a formal parking-lot duel at Mutton King. Deeper in, a stitched-flesh golem melts to alchemist's fire, Vena pirouettes onto her own rapier and impales a kidney, and a hallway of mocking portraits shows the party as wanted posters.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Mansion Expansion 3 3 Mansion Expansion full 77327bfb-91c1-45a2-a0b3-e628fbf7edcb https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/10 The house is bigger than it should be. A wing that wasn't there yesterday. A staircase that doubles back on a room nobody entered. Sacristy Manor keeps folding new corridors out of rot and memory, and the deeper the party goes, the less the architecture wants to let them leave.

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]]> The house is bigger than it should be. A wing that wasn't there yesterday. A staircase that doubles back on a room nobody entered. Sacristy Manor keeps folding new corridors out of rot and memory, and the deeper the party goes, the less the architecture wants to let them leave.

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]]> Mon, 18 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10628 The house is bigger than it should be. A wing that wasn't there yesterday. A staircase that doubles back on a room nobody entered. Sacristy Manor keeps folding new corridors out of rot and memory, and the deeper the party goes, the less the architecture wants to let them leave.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Rot Mansion 3 3 Rot Mansion full 00c4a11e-deb7-4ce4-83f7-3d2140ef15d8 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/11 The walls have started weeping. Black sap in the wainscoting, mold blooming in the shape of faces, a smell that follows them between rooms. Whatever is wearing Sacristy Manor like a suit has stopped pretending to be a house. Somewhere below, the real master is very much still awake.

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]]> The walls have started weeping. Black sap in the wainscoting, mold blooming in the shape of faces, a smell that follows them between rooms. Whatever is wearing Sacristy Manor like a suit has stopped pretending to be a house. Somewhere below, the real master is very much still awake.

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]]> Mon, 22 Jan 2024 20:53:31 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12287 The walls have started weeping. Black sap in the wainscoting, mold blooming in the shape of faces, a smell that follows them between rooms. Whatever is wearing Sacristy Manor like a suit has stopped pretending to be a house. Somewhere below, the real master is very much still awake.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman It's No Shopping Manor 3 3 It's No Shopping Manor full 30dcb225-9b72-4511-9a9d-ed73d9a007c1 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/12 Aeon stones. Armor runes. Pemmican energy treats for a newly hatched Gorgomunger. The crew retreats to Blotus the fly-merchant's stall to gear up β€” until Rahua talks Tanhauser into pickaxing Crunch's floorboards "for dirt" and finds a primal scrying crystal rooted in the foundations. Someone has been listening to every word in Baldric's house.

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]]> Aeon stones. Armor runes. Pemmican energy treats for a newly hatched Gorgomunger. The crew retreats to Blotus the fly-merchant's stall to gear up β€” until Rahua talks Tanhauser into pickaxing Crunch's floorboards "for dirt" and finds a primal scrying crystal rooted in the foundations. Someone has been listening to every word in Baldric's house.

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]]> Mon, 12 Feb 2024 00:45:17 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8779 Aeon stones. Armor runes. Pemmican energy treats for a newly hatched Gorgomunger. The crew retreats to Blotus the fly-merchant's stall to gear up β€” until Rahua talks Tanhauser into pickaxing Crunch's floorboards "for dirt" and finds a primal scrying crystal rooted in the foundations. Someone has been listening to every word in Baldric's house.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Rotten Delusions 3 3 Rotten Delusions full a36ec97b-b521-40ff-908a-daee5d7382fd https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/13 First they recruit Steward, a vitamin-dispensing service robot, into the revolution. Then they step through an archway into a rot-grown forest buried beneath the manor, where giggling fey sprites begin magnetically tearing the teeth out of Vena's skull. The trees part β€” and a fifty-foot crocodilian horror with a room-sized sack steps forward. Hello, Tooth Fairy.

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]]> First they recruit Steward, a vitamin-dispensing service robot, into the revolution. Then they step through an archway into a rot-grown forest buried beneath the manor, where giggling fey sprites begin magnetically tearing the teeth out of Vena's skull. The trees part β€” and a fifty-foot crocodilian horror with a room-sized sack steps forward. Hello, Tooth Fairy.

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]]> Mon, 19 Feb 2024 22:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8104 First they recruit Steward, a vitamin-dispensing service robot, into the revolution. Then they step through an archway into a rot-grown forest buried beneath the manor, where giggling fey sprites begin magnetically tearing the teeth out of Vena's skull. The trees part β€” and a fifty-foot crocodilian horror with a room-sized sack steps forward. Hello, Tooth Fairy.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Tooth Fairy 3 3 The Tooth Fairy full 970c318a-bd0d-4b46-929b-cc932e14f463 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/14 It isn't one fairy. It's five. Five bile-spitting duplicates with giant gloved grab-hands and an aura that rips molars out mid-combat as persistent bleed. The crew grinds through it on healing mist-bombs and temporal spell-strikes, only to push past the corpse-sludge and find something impossible in the dark: an entire intact cathedral of the Black Papacy, buried under Outset.

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]]> It isn't one fairy. It's five. Five bile-spitting duplicates with giant gloved grab-hands and an aura that rips molars out mid-combat as persistent bleed. The crew grinds through it on healing mist-bombs and temporal spell-strikes, only to push past the corpse-sludge and find something impossible in the dark: an entire intact cathedral of the Black Papacy, buried under Outset.

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]]> Mon, 01 Apr 2024 06:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12042 It isn't one fairy. It's five. Five bile-spitting duplicates with giant gloved grab-hands and an aura that rips molars out mid-combat as persistent bleed. The crew grinds through it on healing mist-bombs and temporal spell-strikes, only to push past the corpse-sludge and find something impossible in the dark: an entire intact cathedral of the Black Papacy, buried under Outset.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Delvers 3 3 The Delvers full 25a962b8-c91d-400f-8da5-09b58036687e https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/15 Mallet-lady. Scythe grifter. A diver. A cowled organ harvester. The rival crew smashes through the wall claiming the cathedral as their find, just as a Transylvanian Deacon starts a Simon-Says game that literally unpersons Tanhauser for a misspelling. Rahua divines the whole complex is a screaming rot-infected stone brain. Elsewhere, Tanhauser opens a door and falls onto an airship.

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]]> Mallet-lady. Scythe grifter. A diver. A cowled organ harvester. The rival crew smashes through the wall claiming the cathedral as their find, just as a Transylvanian Deacon starts a Simon-Says game that literally unpersons Tanhauser for a misspelling. Rahua divines the whole complex is a screaming rot-infected stone brain. Elsewhere, Tanhauser opens a door and falls onto an airship.

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]]> Mon, 15 Apr 2024 11:21:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7630 Mallet-lady. Scythe grifter. A diver. A cowled organ harvester. The rival crew smashes through the wall claiming the cathedral as their find, just as a Transylvanian Deacon starts a Simon-Says game that literally unpersons Tanhauser for a misspelling. Rahua divines the whole complex is a screaming rot-infected stone brain. Elsewhere, Tanhauser opens a door and falls onto an airship.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Grandfather 3 3 The Grandfather full ad607599-2875-4b66-a81d-fb1b2cfa3b9a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/16 Cademan Deckland isn't a man anymore. He's a titanic rot-infested stone face screaming from a cathedral wall, a pulsing brain behind it blasting the party with psychic dubstep. Oran drops. Tanhauser flickers between reality and a ghost-crewed airship. Vena ends it with a sixty-nine-damage plunging crit that shatters the illusion whole.

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]]> Cademan Deckland isn't a man anymore. He's a titanic rot-infested stone face screaming from a cathedral wall, a pulsing brain behind it blasting the party with psychic dubstep. Oran drops. Tanhauser flickers between reality and a ghost-crewed airship. Vena ends it with a sixty-nine-damage plunging crit that shatters the illusion whole.

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]]> Mon, 29 Apr 2024 12:10:15 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9900 Cademan Deckland isn't a man anymore. He's a titanic rot-infested stone face screaming from a cathedral wall, a pulsing brain behind it blasting the party with psychic dubstep. Oran drops. Tanhauser flickers between reality and a ghost-crewed airship. Vena ends it with a sixty-nine-damage plunging crit that shatters the illusion whole.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Man Child 3 3 The Man Child full 9cd27164-8bfa-4787-a05f-4dce1032acfb https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/17 The real Sandal Deckland was never the villain β€” just a pampered boy locked in a cage. The crew hauls him out into an Outset already on fire: coordinated riots, a pillar of flame over the Smoldering City, Vena's stolen airship fleeing toward a storm. Someone has stripped Tanhauser's pamphlets of their principles and weaponized the mob.

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]]> The real Sandal Deckland was never the villain β€” just a pampered boy locked in a cage. The crew hauls him out into an Outset already on fire: coordinated riots, a pillar of flame over the Smoldering City, Vena's stolen airship fleeing toward a storm. Someone has stripped Tanhauser's pamphlets of their principles and weaponized the mob.

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]]> Thu, 16 May 2024 07:07:50 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8413 The real Sandal Deckland was never the villain β€” just a pampered boy locked in a cage. The crew hauls him out into an Outset already on fire: coordinated riots, a pillar of flame over the Smoldering City, Vena's stolen airship fleeing toward a storm. Someone has stripped Tanhauser's pamphlets of their principles and weaponized the mob.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Revolution 3 3 The Revolution full b1a284dc-fa27-4c3d-830b-8d7c709c1b9f https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/18 Victrix smuggles a package to the Kaibu. An airship drops into a storm. Underground, Dita and Bjarna move in the dark. In a burning Outset the party cuts down Mr. Ilort's rot-tormented former gang and climbs to the base of the pillar of flame itself β€” where tiny, ridiculous Ilort sheds his skin and reveals himself as the avatar of Uncle Blaze, god of fire.

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]]> Victrix smuggles a package to the Kaibu. An airship drops into a storm. Underground, Dita and Bjarna move in the dark. In a burning Outset the party cuts down Mr. Ilort's rot-tormented former gang and climbs to the base of the pillar of flame itself β€” where tiny, ridiculous Ilort sheds his skin and reveals himself as the avatar of Uncle Blaze, god of fire.

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]]> Mon, 27 May 2024 09:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9635 Victrix smuggles a package to the Kaibu. An airship drops into a storm. Underground, Dita and Bjarna move in the dark. In a burning Outset the party cuts down Mr. Ilort's rot-tormented former gang and climbs to the base of the pillar of flame itself β€” where tiny, ridiculous Ilort sheds his skin and reveals himself as the avatar of Uncle Blaze, god of fire.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Uncle Blaze 3 3 Uncle Blaze full e8659698-e8c4-41a6-82db-c1ef1bd307db https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/19 Divine immolation. Ash-simulacra. A pillar of flame converting the Smoldering City into an arena. The party trades blows with Uncle Blaze's avatar and cannot finish the fight β€” and the amalgamate corners them on the way out. Then Gorgomunger speaks for the first time, a full and formal farewell, and walks alone into the fire to hold it off.

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]]> Divine immolation. Ash-simulacra. A pillar of flame converting the Smoldering City into an arena. The party trades blows with Uncle Blaze's avatar and cannot finish the fight β€” and the amalgamate corners them on the way out. Then Gorgomunger speaks for the first time, a full and formal farewell, and walks alone into the fire to hold it off.

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]]> Tue, 18 Jun 2024 15:02:34 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11562 Divine immolation. Ash-simulacra. A pillar of flame converting the Smoldering City into an arena. The party trades blows with Uncle Blaze's avatar and cannot finish the fight β€” and the amalgamate corners them on the way out. Then Gorgomunger speaks for the first time, a full and formal farewell, and walks alone into the fire to hold it off.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Recollections 3 3 Recollections full 377013bc-d842-493a-9dd6-c9e32b22824f https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s3/20 Broken. Destiny-less. Crawling home through the solitude swamps with the knowledge that Marlene played them from the start and the old powers have been sealed away. They trade quiet speeches β€” Rahua's constellations, Vena's pirate future, Baldric wanting only his bed β€” and fireflies drift through the reeds around them. Some of those lights don't flicker. Something is watching.

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]]> Broken. Destiny-less. Crawling home through the solitude swamps with the knowledge that Marlene played them from the start and the old powers have been sealed away. They trade quiet speeches β€” Rahua's constellations, Vena's pirate future, Baldric wanting only his bed β€” and fireflies drift through the reeds around them. Some of those lights don't flicker. Something is watching.

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]]> Tue, 09 Jul 2024 20:19:57 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9823 Broken. Destiny-less. Crawling home through the solitude swamps with the knowledge that Marlene played them from the start and the old powers have been sealed away. They trade quiet speeches β€” Rahua's constellations, Vena's pirate future, Baldric wanting only his bed β€” and fireflies drift through the reeds around them. Some of those lights don't flicker. Something is watching.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A New Initiative 4 4 A New Initiative full 1eb94534-18e7-49f8-ade2-937aa1ad5aae https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/1 Three months off the board. Veena's drunk, Oren can't druid, Rahua's being stalked by something called Racky the Raccsaw. The swamp trading post they're hiding in won't hide them any longer β€” the urns on the shoreline are moving.

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]]> Three months off the board. Veena's drunk, Oren can't druid, Rahua's being stalked by something called Racky the Raccsaw. The swamp trading post they're hiding in won't hide them any longer β€” the urns on the shoreline are moving.

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]]> Thu, 27 Mar 2025 06:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 16344 Three months off the board. Veena's drunk, Oren can't druid, Rahua's being stalked by something called Racky the Raccsaw. The swamp trading post they're hiding in won't hide them any longer β€” the urns on the shoreline are moving.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Rot Burst 4 4 Rot Burst full b45804f7-38a8-4625-9582-59f3864f7f3b https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/2 A headless maw keeps chomping long after it should have died. When the pac-man finally drops, the real diagnosis lands: Oren's eidolon bond is eating his lifespan. So naturally, the next move is to steal an airship.

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]]> A headless maw keeps chomping long after it should have died. When the pac-man finally drops, the real diagnosis lands: Oren's eidolon bond is eating his lifespan. So naturally, the next move is to steal an airship.

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]]> Wed, 16 Apr 2025 01:11:11 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9516 A headless maw keeps chomping long after it should have died. When the pac-man finally drops, the real diagnosis lands: Oren's eidolon bond is eating his lifespan. So naturally, the next move is to steal an airship.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Back to Outset 4 4 Back to Outset full fb220c22-7784-48a9-9549-a7cb87b667ec https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/3 Smuggled into a city they burned, hidden under funeral tarps and a procession of the dead. A cursed list of airship names, an Isocoran war machine, a coring charge through a secret door β€” and the Hegemon himself on the other side, smiling like he expected them.

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]]> Smuggled into a city they burned, hidden under funeral tarps and a procession of the dead. A cursed list of airship names, an Isocoran war machine, a coring charge through a secret door β€” and the Hegemon himself on the other side, smiling like he expected them.

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]]> Sat, 17 May 2025 17:32:55 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11483 Smuggled into a city they burned, hidden under funeral tarps and a procession of the dead. A cursed list of airship names, an Isocoran war machine, a coring charge through a secret door β€” and the Hegemon himself on the other side, smiling like he expected them.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Our Benefactor 4 4 Our Benefactor full b7bf9fbe-d923-41b5-afcd-f90f7e7eb66a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/4 A floating estate. A confession fifteen hundred years overdue. The patron who tried to have them killed is the deposed god the Prince stepped over to ascend, and he's been waiting in the clouds for someone to notice. Intel, leverage, an airship β€” every gift a debt.

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]]> A floating estate. A confession fifteen hundred years overdue. The patron who tried to have them killed is the deposed god the Prince stepped over to ascend, and he's been waiting in the clouds for someone to notice. Intel, leverage, an airship β€” every gift a debt.

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]]> Sat, 17 May 2025 17:33:33 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9526 A floating estate. A confession fifteen hundred years overdue. The patron who tried to have them killed is the deposed god the Prince stepped over to ascend, and he's been waiting in the clouds for someone to notice. Intel, leverage, an airship β€” every gift a debt.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman How to Steal an Airship 4 4 How to Steal an Airship full c7b29ab0-2da2-47fa-9f5d-226e5385c13e https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/5 Scout the shipyard. Shake down the drunks. Slip aboard without a scratch. The heist is too clean β€” and the welcoming committee is Martinet Verkallion, armoured, four-armed, rot-limbed, and extremely interested in who just boarded his ship.

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]]> Scout the shipyard. Shake down the drunks. Slip aboard without a scratch. The heist is too clean β€” and the welcoming committee is Martinet Verkallion, armoured, four-armed, rot-limbed, and extremely interested in who just boarded his ship.

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]]> Thu, 22 May 2025 18:03:18 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10826 Scout the shipyard. Shake down the drunks. Slip aboard without a scratch. The heist is too clean β€” and the welcoming committee is Martinet Verkallion, armoured, four-armed, rot-limbed, and extremely interested in who just boarded his ship.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Martinet 4 4 The Martinet full 8170e60b-4acf-47b8-8bcb-1c5fd8fe0c42 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/6 Shadows that punch souls loose from bodies. The party drops Verkallion and climbs down into the engine room to find something worse: Lady Zale, grafted alive into the hull, a face from Tanhauser's past wired to the turbines. He interfaces. The airship flies.

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]]> Shadows that punch souls loose from bodies. The party drops Verkallion and climbs down into the engine room to find something worse: Lady Zale, grafted alive into the hull, a face from Tanhauser's past wired to the turbines. He interfaces. The airship flies.

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]]> Fri, 13 Jun 2025 00:12:39 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8623 Shadows that punch souls loose from bodies. The party drops Verkallion and climbs down into the engine room to find something worse: Lady Zale, grafted alive into the hull, a face from Tanhauser's past wired to the turbines. He interfaces. The airship flies.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Retail Horror 4 4 Retail Horror full 6813f739-8461-4b9a-b900-8d179d3f8eed https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/7 One shift at Blotus the Scarab Merchant's β€” that's the docking fee. Mr. Rattle forgets which century it is. Tanhauser time-slips and invents dinosaur communism. By closing bell, a goblin revolutionary named Snot rolls up in a walking trash-mech shaped like her own face.

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]]> One shift at Blotus the Scarab Merchant's β€” that's the docking fee. Mr. Rattle forgets which century it is. Tanhauser time-slips and invents dinosaur communism. By closing bell, a goblin revolutionary named Snot rolls up in a walking trash-mech shaped like her own face.

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]]> Sun, 22 Jun 2025 13:30:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9021 One shift at Blotus the Scarab Merchant's β€” that's the docking fee. Mr. Rattle forgets which century it is. Tanhauser time-slips and invents dinosaur communism. By closing bell, a goblin revolutionary named Snot rolls up in a walking trash-mech shaped like her own face.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Sand Raiders 4 4 Sand Raiders full afceaa9c-fa15-4ea5-9acd-53721edeffda https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/8 Vandal land-barges. A psychic brain in a jar. The Golgothan Wastes do not do courteous passage. Oren goes full dragon, Snot blows herself up with one of Tanhauser's old glue-bombs, and the wreckage spells it out: the Diktat is hunting Tanhauser by name.

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]]> Vandal land-barges. A psychic brain in a jar. The Golgothan Wastes do not do courteous passage. Oren goes full dragon, Snot blows herself up with one of Tanhauser's old glue-bombs, and the wreckage spells it out: the Diktat is hunting Tanhauser by name.

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]]> Sat, 05 Jul 2025 03:19:39 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 13444 Vandal land-barges. A psychic brain in a jar. The Golgothan Wastes do not do courteous passage. Oren goes full dragon, Snot blows herself up with one of Tanhauser's old glue-bombs, and the wreckage spells it out: the Diktat is hunting Tanhauser by name.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Uniting the People 4 4 Uniting the People full e1ef63c7-0c74-4f67-8098-6aca449f881c https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/9 Two factions that hate each other, one siege that needs them both. Musketmen on the ridge, a flag of truce on the floor, and Nastrum's battle plan drawn in crayon. Tanhauser takes one look, sighs, and redrafts the fall of the Golgothan Citadel from scratch.

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]]> Two factions that hate each other, one siege that needs them both. Musketmen on the ridge, a flag of truce on the floor, and Nastrum's battle plan drawn in crayon. Tanhauser takes one look, sighs, and redrafts the fall of the Golgothan Citadel from scratch.

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]]> Sun, 20 Jul 2025 22:34:46 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7099 Two factions that hate each other, one siege that needs them both. Musketmen on the ridge, a flag of truce on the floor, and Nastrum's battle plan drawn in crayon. Tanhauser takes one look, sighs, and redrafts the fall of the Golgothan Citadel from scratch.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Anarchy is Magic 4 4 Anarchy is Magic full 505582ed-e8fc-4b74-b677-3c6d5bedfd23 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/10 Goblins. Desert hobos. Repentant vandals. A murder-balloon christened the Zale Pattern Death Balloon and a fake Southern accent. The siege goes better than anyone dared plan β€” right up to the citadel gate, where thirty rifles level at once.

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]]> Goblins. Desert hobos. Repentant vandals. A murder-balloon christened the Zale Pattern Death Balloon and a fake Southern accent. The siege goes better than anyone dared plan β€” right up to the citadel gate, where thirty rifles level at once.

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]]> Fri, 29 Aug 2025 23:31:49 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8238 Goblins. Desert hobos. Repentant vandals. A murder-balloon christened the Zale Pattern Death Balloon and a fake Southern accent. The siege goes better than anyone dared plan β€” right up to the citadel gate, where thirty rifles level at once.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Let the Revolution Begin 4 4 Let the Revolution Begin full dc14e88f-1772-4719-b5e2-4511fef1c112 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/11 General Dusk the Massive goes down. Then he stands back up. Phase two cracks its knuckles and two biomagi tech guard shuffle in behind him. Rahua, temporarily a horse, picks this exact moment to come back as a person.

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]]> General Dusk the Massive goes down. Then he stands back up. Phase two cracks its knuckles and two biomagi tech guard shuffle in behind him. Rahua, temporarily a horse, picks this exact moment to come back as a person.

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]]> Fri, 29 Aug 2025 23:32:28 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10691 General Dusk the Massive goes down. Then he stands back up. Phase two cracks its knuckles and two biomagi tech guard shuffle in behind him. Rahua, temporarily a horse, picks this exact moment to come back as a person.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Revolution's Finale 4 4 The Revolution's Finale full 0daa1cce-3263-4de8-9cc5-49f2f85ff61c https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/12 Kill the general. Ride the elevator β€” twenty minutes of ka-chunk through a flesh shaft into the Black Papacy's sealed catacombs. A coring charge opens a vampire door, and something charred and robed waits beneath a miniature sun. The Fume Congregant wants payment.

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]]> Kill the general. Ride the elevator β€” twenty minutes of ka-chunk through a flesh shaft into the Black Papacy's sealed catacombs. A coring charge opens a vampire door, and something charred and robed waits beneath a miniature sun. The Fume Congregant wants payment.

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]]> Fri, 29 Aug 2025 23:32:59 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 5786 Kill the general. Ride the elevator β€” twenty minutes of ka-chunk through a flesh shaft into the Black Papacy's sealed catacombs. A coring charge opens a vampire door, and something charred and robed waits beneath a miniature sun. The Fume Congregant wants payment.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman What Sacrifice Will You Make 4 4 What Sacrifice Will You Make full a8ce5557-12f4-4198-805f-b9286241d6c5 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/13 Papa Blaze does not accept promises. Tanhauser puts his own left hand on the altar; Rahua swears off ever holding a blade again. The fire-power's blessing lands on their shoulders just as three furious Black Papacy bishops float through the wall.

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]]> Papa Blaze does not accept promises. Tanhauser puts his own left hand on the altar; Rahua swears off ever holding a blade again. The fire-power's blessing lands on their shoulders just as three furious Black Papacy bishops float through the wall.

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]]> Tue, 30 Sep 2025 16:49:50 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 5786 Papa Blaze does not accept promises. Tanhauser puts his own left hand on the altar; Rahua swears off ever holding a blade again. The fire-power's blessing lands on their shoulders just as three furious Black Papacy bishops float through the wall.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman The Clown Commandos 4 4 The Clown Commandos full 64d27c79-1971-4561-bc5f-e7dfcab06c67 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/14 Floating bishops, walls of fire, a stagnation aura β€” one surrenders mid-cast. Tanhauser sermonises the liberated citadel and leaves Snot on the throne with her mech wired into the airship's belly. As they lift for Andacia, a clown's face reaches up out of the shadows behind her.

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]]> Floating bishops, walls of fire, a stagnation aura β€” one surrenders mid-cast. Tanhauser sermonises the liberated citadel and leaves Snot on the throne with her mech wired into the airship's belly. As they lift for Andacia, a clown's face reaches up out of the shadows behind her.

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]]> Sat, 18 Oct 2025 03:03:45 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7361 Floating bishops, walls of fire, a stagnation aura β€” one surrenders mid-cast. Tanhauser sermonises the liberated citadel and leaves Snot on the throne with her mech wired into the airship's belly. As they lift for Andacia, a clown's face reaches up out of the shadows behind her.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Visions of More Shopping 4 4 Visions of More Shopping full f807b1e0-5e07-4f12-903a-23e7ed14b2bd https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/15 Payroll argument. A vision of doom. A shopping trip through Racky the Raccsaw's suspiciously permanent on-board general store. And in a new bomb bay, Baldrick quietly reveals the nuclear-grade alchemical device he has been building in secret. Sky-whales on the horizon.

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]]> Payroll argument. A vision of doom. A shopping trip through Racky the Raccsaw's suspiciously permanent on-board general store. And in a new bomb bay, Baldrick quietly reveals the nuclear-grade alchemical device he has been building in secret. Sky-whales on the horizon.

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]]> Wed, 05 Nov 2025 10:10:13 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7159 Payroll argument. A vision of doom. A shopping trip through Racky the Raccsaw's suspiciously permanent on-board general store. And in a new bomb bay, Baldrick quietly reveals the nuclear-grade alchemical device he has been building in secret. Sky-whales on the horizon.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A Pirate's Welcome Home 4 4 A Pirate's Welcome Home full 7913a2b3-cfc7-4cd3-a286-29450cb9ece0 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/16 Veena goes home to Andacia for her own execution. The Dread Captain Volley β€” her mother β€” presides. Between a puppet-captain riding a sky-whale, a halfling librarian, and a rot-burner with a bar, the party has twenty-four hours to sponsor Veena off the gibbet.

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]]> Veena goes home to Andacia for her own execution. The Dread Captain Volley β€” her mother β€” presides. Between a puppet-captain riding a sky-whale, a halfling librarian, and a rot-burner with a bar, the party has twenty-four hours to sponsor Veena off the gibbet.

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]]> Fri, 21 Nov 2025 10:19:39 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8074 Veena goes home to Andacia for her own execution. The Dread Captain Volley β€” her mother β€” presides. Between a puppet-captain riding a sky-whale, a halfling librarian, and a rot-burner with a bar, the party has twenty-four hours to sponsor Veena off the gibbet.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Mingling with the Pirate Lords 4 4 Mingling with the Pirate Lords full 4eae3696-5894-47ad-9cb2-ef8da14e9afc https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/17 Pamphlets for Sharkskin. Whiskey for Garland. A monster in the arena for Ulis. Every party gold piece on the table, bet on themselves β€” contingent on Tanhauser shutting up about communism for one entire session. The portcullis rises on an anarchite, already forming.

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]]> Pamphlets for Sharkskin. Whiskey for Garland. A monster in the arena for Ulis. Every party gold piece on the table, bet on themselves β€” contingent on Tanhauser shutting up about communism for one entire session. The portcullis rises on an anarchite, already forming.

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]]> Fri, 21 Nov 2025 10:20:18 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7571 Pamphlets for Sharkskin. Whiskey for Garland. A monster in the arena for Ulis. Every party gold piece on the table, bet on themselves β€” contingent on Tanhauser shutting up about communism for one entire session. The portcullis rises on an anarchite, already forming.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Performing in the Arena 4 4 Performing in the Arena full 52a05b83-ab23-48c7-be07-915d65fa4cfc https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/18 Kill the chaos elemental. Stick the landing. Miss a performance check and the crowd opens fire. Halfway through the routine, the rot-clown commandos step out of thin air β€” invisible to everyone but the party, nearly lethal, and proof the rot itself is hunting them now.

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]]> Kill the chaos elemental. Stick the landing. Miss a performance check and the crowd opens fire. Halfway through the routine, the rot-clown commandos step out of thin air β€” invisible to everyone but the party, nearly lethal, and proof the rot itself is hunting them now.

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]]> Mon, 08 Dec 2025 21:02:24 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11042 Kill the chaos elemental. Stick the landing. Miss a performance check and the crowd opens fire. Halfway through the routine, the rot-clown commandos step out of thin air β€” invisible to everyone but the party, nearly lethal, and proof the rot itself is hunting them now.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Rotten Ghosts 4 4 Rotten Ghosts full 45ae64d5-5312-4ada-91c5-af26af46e566 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/19 Ransack a childhood home for leverage. Defend a coastal town from ghosts your blades pass straight through. And while the party is elbow-deep in incorporeal rot, Vicon Sharkskin pockets the real Dread Captain's Hat and vanishes on a sky-whale. Veena dreams of drowning.

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]]> Ransack a childhood home for leverage. Defend a coastal town from ghosts your blades pass straight through. And while the party is elbow-deep in incorporeal rot, Vicon Sharkskin pockets the real Dread Captain's Hat and vanishes on a sky-whale. Veena dreams of drowning.

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]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2026 20:28:08 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11675 Ransack a childhood home for leverage. Defend a coastal town from ghosts your blades pass straight through. And while the party is elbow-deep in incorporeal rot, Vicon Sharkskin pockets the real Dread Captain's Hat and vanishes on a sky-whale. Veena dreams of drowning.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Wish Fulfilled 4 4 Wish Fulfilled full b743f596-0e13-404f-8c12-1501aba23af5 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/20 Boarding action in the eye of a storm. Veena raises her sword, realises the pirate she's duelling is a dying child's wish for company, and lowers it. The puppets collapse. The Hat is hers. Pirate, it turns out, was only ever a costume she wore well.

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]]> Boarding action in the eye of a storm. Veena raises her sword, realises the pirate she's duelling is a dying child's wish for company, and lowers it. The puppets collapse. The Hat is hers. Pirate, it turns out, was only ever a costume she wore well.

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]]> Thu, 08 Jan 2026 08:00:00 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10535 Boarding action in the eye of a storm. Veena raises her sword, realises the pirate she's duelling is a dying child's wish for company, and lowers it. The puppets collapse. The Hat is hers. Pirate, it turns out, was only ever a costume she wore well.

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System: Pathfinder Second Edition

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Returning to the Nest 4 4 Returning to the Nest full 44c28a5c-56ca-45e8-8205-af6b0a3d310a https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/21 Oren comes home to Fistreach. The festival is louder than usual because the magic is fading, the lizardfolk raids are closing in, and scouts keep coming back as masks. His mother Astrid has been missing for weeks. His father's one request: don't tell him yet.

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]]> Oren comes home to Fistreach. The festival is louder than usual because the magic is fading, the lizardfolk raids are closing in, and scouts keep coming back as masks. His mother Astrid has been missing for weeks. His father's one request: don't tell him yet.

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]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 04:41:16 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8861 Oren comes home to Fistreach. The festival is louder than usual because the magic is fading, the lizardfolk raids are closing in, and scouts keep coming back as masks. His mother Astrid has been missing for weeks. His father's one request: don't tell him yet.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Panic at the Festival 4 4 Panic at the Festival full a5415343-a399-440b-8ad4-489f60e54d85 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/22 The ritual that might save the Amarvid is halfway lit when the lizardfolk pour in and a rot-infected black dragon falls out of the sky. Breath weapons sprout tumours. The party drives it off bleeding. Berdivar has never seen its like β€” which is, of course, the worst possible answer.

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]]> The ritual that might save the Amarvid is halfway lit when the lizardfolk pour in and a rot-infected black dragon falls out of the sky. Breath weapons sprout tumours. The party drives it off bleeding. Berdivar has never seen its like β€” which is, of course, the worst possible answer.

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]]> Mon, 02 Mar 2026 19:34:34 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8726 The ritual that might save the Amarvid is halfway lit when the lizardfolk pour in and a rot-infected black dragon falls out of the sky. Breath weapons sprout tumours. The party drives it off bleeding. Berdivar has never seen its like β€” which is, of course, the worst possible answer.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman A Little Surprise in the Forest 4 4 A Little Surprise in the Forest full 763f873c-0a75-4a89-be7b-defbcc863952 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/23 A hunt for a missing mother, a primal energy line, and Veena politely transformed into a Tugbert β€” palm-sized, wide-eyed, beloved. Rahua enlists her as a minion, casts Final Sacrifice to detonate her on purpose, and revives her mid-blast. Baldrick reaches for a club.

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]]> A hunt for a missing mother, a primal energy line, and Veena politely transformed into a Tugbert β€” palm-sized, wide-eyed, beloved. Rahua enlists her as a minion, casts Final Sacrifice to detonate her on purpose, and revives her mid-blast. Baldrick reaches for a club.

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]]> Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:08:43 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7026 A hunt for a missing mother, a primal energy line, and Veena politely transformed into a Tugbert β€” palm-sized, wide-eyed, beloved. Rahua enlists her as a minion, casts Final Sacrifice to detonate her on purpose, and revives her mid-blast. Baldrick reaches for a club.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No SpeakerD odo HulkyKrow πŸ“ΊπŸ‘Ί Earndil ZoranTheWizard Thurston Hillman Lost in the Woods 4 4 Lost in the Woods full 813180dc-53a4-42b3-a741-d95a9aa52bd0 https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s4/24 The crew navigates a cursed forest where landmarks shift and magic turns allies into platypus-like creatures. Can they escape its twisting maze before the horrors lurking in the undergrowth close in?

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]]> The crew navigates a cursed forest where landmarks shift and magic turns allies into platypus-like creatures. Can they escape its twisting maze before the horrors lurking in the undergrowth close in?

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]]> Fri, 01 May 2026 16:17:56 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 6923 The crew navigates a cursed forest where landmarks shift and magic turns allies into platypus-like creatures. Can they escape its twisting maze before the horrors lurking in the undergrowth close in?

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Attack of the Lizardmen! 2 2 Attack of the Lizardmen! full d63b5a5e-6439-4315-a518-d6fce35e7dfa https://rotgrind.transistor.fm/s2/25 The party battles rot-infected lizardfolk in a treacherous forest. Can they survive the escalating dangers while pursuing a lead to Orin’s mother?

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]]> The party battles rot-infected lizardfolk in a treacherous forest. Can they survive the escalating dangers while pursuing a lead to Orin’s mother?

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]]> Fri, 01 May 2026 16:18:07 +0000 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7647 The party battles rot-infected lizardfolk in a treacherous forest. Can they survive the escalating dangers while pursuing a lead to Orin’s mother?

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgrind, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No