Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/rotgoons-narrative-declaration By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer! @ZoranTheBear beef3cfa-cf2b-5e19-a12d-19baa08011fd yes en Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:51:39 -0700 Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:52:04 -0700 http://www.narrativedeclaration.com https://img.transistorcdn.com/xCj3V_lx_jGHnlYac-zaO3BrLPgjgek8ySFpnFjjZjs/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzM2NTY3LzE2Njkz/NDI2MTQtYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.jpg Rotgoons - Narrative Declaration http://www.narrativedeclaration.com serial Narrative Declaration By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer! By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games ZoranTheBear narrativedeclaration@gmail.com No No Adventurers Will Do Anything for Gold 1 1 1 1 Adventurers Will Do Anything for Gold full 9f7f014b-cef8-450b-baff-f5f0f8b445d0 https://share.transistor.fm/s/63d599e3 A strange airship docks over Outset and every schemer in the Ponds Pilaster smells opportunity. For the Rotgoons, opportunity is a food cart, a parade that hasn't happened yet, and a hunting spot pried out of a lying kobold named Gippuk. The plan: climb into the sinkhole and stab something exotic enough to skewer on a stick.

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]]> A strange airship docks over Outset and every schemer in the Ponds Pilaster smells opportunity. For the Rotgoons, opportunity is a food cart, a parade that hasn't happened yet, and a hunting spot pried out of a lying kobold named Gippuk. The plan: climb into the sinkhole and stab something exotic enough to skewer on a stick.

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]]> Thu, 24 Nov 2022 18:20:08 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11583 A strange airship docks over Outset and every schemer in the Ponds Pilaster smells opportunity. For the Rotgoons, opportunity is a food cart, a parade that hasn't happened yet, and a hunting spot pried out of a lying kobold named Gippuk. The plan: climb into the sinkhole and stab something exotic enough to skewer on a stick.

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]]> dungeons and dragons,dungeons & dragons,dungeons,how to play dungeons and dragons,dragons,how to dm dungeons and dragons,how to run dungeons and dragons,dungeons and dragons actual play,dungeons and dragons live stream,dungeon master,dungeons and dragons stream,dugeons and dragons,Rotgrind,Narrative Declaration,Dark Souls TTRPG,Elden Ring TTRPG,TTRPG,Live Play,D&D Stream,Pathfinder 2E,PF2E,Pathfinder Second Edition,Elden Ring,Dark Souls No The Hunting Grounds 1 1 2 2 The Hunting Grounds full e06c3777-b7e4-4dde-a875-08ea9e8f0471 https://share.transistor.fm/s/fc934061 Deep in the sewer under the sinkhole, a hooked fowler drops from the ceiling and starts reeling Talim in by the chest. The job was ingredients. The crew leaves with man-sized sacks of barnacle meat, a nervous alchemist named Holic, and the creeping certainty that whatever lives further down isn't finished with them.

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]]> Deep in the sewer under the sinkhole, a hooked fowler drops from the ceiling and starts reeling Talim in by the chest. The job was ingredients. The crew leaves with man-sized sacks of barnacle meat, a nervous alchemist named Holic, and the creeping certainty that whatever lives further down isn't finished with them.

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]]> Thu, 24 Nov 2022 19:56:58 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11014 Deep in the sewer under the sinkhole, a hooked fowler drops from the ceiling and starts reeling Talim in by the chest. The job was ingredients. The crew leaves with man-sized sacks of barnacle meat, a nervous alchemist named Holic, and the creeping certainty that whatever lives further down isn't finished with them.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Can Love Bloom in a Sewer 1 1 3 3 Can Love Bloom in a Sewer full cb7a4071-771b-4cdf-836d-7a170c9f0b25 https://share.transistor.fm/s/67ff9624 Something is sobbing through the sewer pipes. Not a monster — a heartbroken one. Charles, a tentacle-eyed horror in a spiky crown, just wants to know if he looks ugly, and the Rotgoons just want their ingredients. Couples counseling in a drainage tunnel. What could go wrong.

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]]> Something is sobbing through the sewer pipes. Not a monster — a heartbroken one. Charles, a tentacle-eyed horror in a spiky crown, just wants to know if he looks ugly, and the Rotgoons just want their ingredients. Couples counseling in a drainage tunnel. What could go wrong.

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]]> Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:51:03 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10603 Something is sobbing through the sewer pipes. Not a monster — a heartbroken one. Charles, a tentacle-eyed horror in a spiky crown, just wants to know if he looks ugly, and the Rotgoons just want their ingredients. Couples counseling in a drainage tunnel. What could go wrong.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No A Father in Need 1 1 4 4 A Father in Need full a22ae190-f7ea-4224-b8cb-6744ff75931c https://share.transistor.fm/s/f3577814 A goblin laborer named Brug is breaking his back for coppers to save a sick daughter. The crew leaves Crocs with the hunt sold and a gift for him. Then the trinket from Charles moves on its own, a crossbow bolt finds Beetle, and something red and old whispers "father" through Heart's teeth.

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]]> A goblin laborer named Brug is breaking his back for coppers to save a sick daughter. The crew leaves Crocs with the hunt sold and a gift for him. Then the trinket from Charles moves on its own, a crossbow bolt finds Beetle, and something red and old whispers "father" through Heart's teeth.

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]]> Sun, 22 Jan 2023 13:40:59 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10915 A goblin laborer named Brug is breaking his back for coppers to save a sick daughter. The crew leaves Crocs with the hunt sold and a gift for him. Then the trinket from Charles moves on its own, a crossbow bolt finds Beetle, and something red and old whispers "father" through Heart's teeth.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Friend Acquired 1 1 5 5 Friend Acquired full f106a07c-6bfb-4794-a2ba-05bfa8379cbc https://share.transistor.fm/s/0a45f3db The ambush was a Crocs raid on a blacksmith, and the Rotgoons wandered through the end of it. A goblin ally, a dying elf named Fevin pulled from a fountain, and one ugly truth: Crocs already has whoever they came for. No witnesses. No exits. New members by coercion only.

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]]> The ambush was a Crocs raid on a blacksmith, and the Rotgoons wandered through the end of it. A goblin ally, a dying elf named Fevin pulled from a fountain, and one ugly truth: Crocs already has whoever they came for. No witnesses. No exits. New members by coercion only.

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]]> Thu, 09 Feb 2023 17:23:13 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 6438 The ambush was a Crocs raid on a blacksmith, and the Rotgoons wandered through the end of it. A goblin ally, a dying elf named Fevin pulled from a fountain, and one ugly truth: Crocs already has whoever they came for. No witnesses. No exits. New members by coercion only.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No How to Not Run a Tavern 1 1 6 6 How to Not Run a Tavern full 5db7d0e1-a4a4-458f-8375-840090f8344c https://share.transistor.fm/s/2d0ea429 Elma's is packed. Tyrant's Guild bashers are watching one table, a Crocs crocodile-kingpin is watching another, and a tiny platypus in a business hat is selling Holic a storefront. The blacksmith is missing. The bell is ringing outside. Congratulations — you're bartenders now.

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]]> Elma's is packed. Tyrant's Guild bashers are watching one table, a Crocs crocodile-kingpin is watching another, and a tiny platypus in a business hat is selling Holic a storefront. The blacksmith is missing. The bell is ringing outside. Congratulations — you're bartenders now.

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]]> Thu, 09 Feb 2023 17:23:33 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 6890 Elma's is packed. Tyrant's Guild bashers are watching one table, a Crocs crocodile-kingpin is watching another, and a tiny platypus in a business hat is selling Holic a storefront. The blacksmith is missing. The bell is ringing outside. Congratulations — you're bartenders now.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No The Chase 1 1 7 7 The Chase full 1d327ae8-e010-4d5a-8918-a3f7c6a268d7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/20fd0e07 Holic's delivery is overdue. His friend Baron Stackwall and his dog Nugget are somewhere in the Ponds Pilaster, and so is a rival pickup crew. Gray drops a hostile with a single quiet bolt. Then the bells ring, skeletal Tyrant's Guild riders thunder in, and the cart peels away through brown mold and panic.

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]]> Holic's delivery is overdue. His friend Baron Stackwall and his dog Nugget are somewhere in the Ponds Pilaster, and so is a rival pickup crew. Gray drops a hostile with a single quiet bolt. Then the bells ring, skeletal Tyrant's Guild riders thunder in, and the cart peels away through brown mold and panic.

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]]> Thu, 23 Feb 2023 14:07:42 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 14860 Holic's delivery is overdue. His friend Baron Stackwall and his dog Nugget are somewhere in the Ponds Pilaster, and so is a rival pickup crew. Gray drops a hostile with a single quiet bolt. Then the bells ring, skeletal Tyrant's Guild riders thunder in, and the cart peels away through brown mold and panic.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Catching Up 1 1 8 8 Catching Up full 59a6af24-8fef-4c3d-966c-9dd970a65596 https://share.transistor.fm/s/97d07c42 Cart wrecked. Horses gone. Heart plays draft animal while Beetle scrubs the evidence and a beautiful, possibly carnivorous sunflower rides shotgun. Baron Stackwall catches up on foot with Nugget at his heels, and around a sewer-chilled fire Heart gives each of his friends a polished shard of his own clay — a piece of himself to carry home.

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]]> Cart wrecked. Horses gone. Heart plays draft animal while Beetle scrubs the evidence and a beautiful, possibly carnivorous sunflower rides shotgun. Baron Stackwall catches up on foot with Nugget at his heels, and around a sewer-chilled fire Heart gives each of his friends a polished shard of his own clay — a piece of himself to carry home.

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]]> Sun, 05 Mar 2023 17:10:10 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8642 Cart wrecked. Horses gone. Heart plays draft animal while Beetle scrubs the evidence and a beautiful, possibly carnivorous sunflower rides shotgun. Baron Stackwall catches up on foot with Nugget at his heels, and around a sewer-chilled fire Heart gives each of his friends a polished shard of his own clay — a piece of himself to carry home.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No When Money Gets Involved 1 1 9 9 When Money Gets Involved full e0416d68-d5e8-4ed9-accf-c34c201cdeb6 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bcd07c19 Holic sees the broken bottles, the lost horses, the state of his cart. Someone has to face him. While that plays out, Talim meets a wizard named Lorne Barnes who might identify the red talisman. Then the gem latches onto Beetle's hand and will not let go — and his mother and sisters appear around him asking, over and over, "is it funny."

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]]> Holic sees the broken bottles, the lost horses, the state of his cart. Someone has to face him. While that plays out, Talim meets a wizard named Lorne Barnes who might identify the red talisman. Then the gem latches onto Beetle's hand and will not let go — and his mother and sisters appear around him asking, over and over, "is it funny."

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]]> Sun, 19 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7216 Holic sees the broken bottles, the lost horses, the state of his cart. Someone has to face him. While that plays out, Talim meets a wizard named Lorne Barnes who might identify the red talisman. Then the gem latches onto Beetle's hand and will not let go — and his mother and sisters appear around him asking, over and over, "is it funny."

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Delving Deep 1 1 10 10 Delving Deep full 42a52982-8c8d-44ea-82ef-26592b450b47 https://share.transistor.fm/s/3fde9c31 Diamond Hands McBlark firebombs his competitor's shop, smiles wider than a man should, and invites the Rotgoons in to spend their coin. Kitted out and freshly armed, they finally descend into the ruins under Outset to find the missing blacksmith — where tyrant-branded skeletons wait in a hall that's already on fire.

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]]> Diamond Hands McBlark firebombs his competitor's shop, smiles wider than a man should, and invites the Rotgoons in to spend their coin. Kitted out and freshly armed, they finally descend into the ruins under Outset to find the missing blacksmith — where tyrant-branded skeletons wait in a hall that's already on fire.

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]]> Mon, 03 Apr 2023 02:59:11 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12982 Diamond Hands McBlark firebombs his competitor's shop, smiles wider than a man should, and invites the Rotgoons in to spend their coin. Kitted out and freshly armed, they finally descend into the ruins under Outset to find the missing blacksmith — where tyrant-branded skeletons wait in a hall that's already on fire.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Visions of Failure 1 1 11 11 Visions of Failure full 35f97d56-b1fe-4359-939e-fe467d839535 https://share.transistor.fm/s/2c6e33e9 An orc corpse pincushioned with bolts. A trapped statue triggered in a blink. And for Gray, something worse: the dead man grabs her leg, his skin stripped away, and shows her what the hunters will do to every one of her family. She loses enough family. She will not lose another.

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]]> An orc corpse pincushioned with bolts. A trapped statue triggered in a blink. And for Gray, something worse: the dead man grabs her leg, his skin stripped away, and shows her what the hunters will do to every one of her family. She loses enough family. She will not lose another.

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]]> Sun, 16 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10846 An orc corpse pincushioned with bolts. A trapped statue triggered in a blink. And for Gray, something worse: the dead man grabs her leg, his skin stripped away, and shows her what the hunters will do to every one of her family. She loses enough family. She will not lose another.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Loss of Mind 1 1 12 12 Loss of Mind full e6e542d2-aebc-41b4-bfd8-9f74bc5f210f https://share.transistor.fm/s/008ff40b A door opens on a dinner party. Holic, the Elmas, and Gippuk smile across a red-slick table, piled meat in the middle, an empty plate for each Rotgoon. Eat and you belong to whatever is cooking this. Beetle fires into a statue — and a chained man lashed to a knight's shield opens his eyes and starts to howl.

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]]> A door opens on a dinner party. Holic, the Elmas, and Gippuk smile across a red-slick table, piled meat in the middle, an empty plate for each Rotgoon. Eat and you belong to whatever is cooking this. Beetle fires into a statue — and a chained man lashed to a knight's shield opens his eyes and starts to howl.

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]]> Sun, 30 Apr 2023 15:49:14 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10581 A door opens on a dinner party. Holic, the Elmas, and Gippuk smile across a red-slick table, piled meat in the middle, an empty plate for each Rotgoon. Eat and you belong to whatever is cooking this. Beetle fires into a statue — and a chained man lashed to a knight's shield opens his eyes and starts to howl.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Family Gathering 1 1 13 13 Family Gathering full 060f9167-2f48-4394-965c-5ef5900824bf https://share.transistor.fm/s/fbd7e3c1 They crawl out a week late. Lorne is waiting in the alley with bad news about the crystals — there is a soul in every one, and Talim's may be one of them. The Elmas lost Helma. The parade is days away. And upstairs at the tavern, a new job sits waiting: smuggle a wanted terrorist back into the city.

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]]> They crawl out a week late. Lorne is waiting in the alley with bad news about the crystals — there is a soul in every one, and Talim's may be one of them. The Elmas lost Helma. The parade is days away. And upstairs at the tavern, a new job sits waiting: smuggle a wanted terrorist back into the city.

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]]> Sun, 14 May 2023 05:04:28 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11222 They crawl out a week late. Lorne is waiting in the alley with bad news about the crystals — there is a soul in every one, and Talim's may be one of them. The Elmas lost Helma. The parade is days away. And upstairs at the tavern, a new job sits waiting: smuggle a wanted terrorist back into the city.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Escort Quest 1 1 14 14 Escort Quest full b7c591dd-9c33-4b2b-a7c4-a9253d511516 https://share.transistor.fm/s/6b1c6228 Into the Solitude. Through bone-tree swamps and ambush rot. They find Baldrick exactly where he said he'd be — cylinder helmet, arsonist's grin, and a frog sandwich in his hand before the greeting is out. The gates are tightening. The tyrants are watching everyone now. One man in, no questions, any cost.

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]]> Into the Solitude. Through bone-tree swamps and ambush rot. They find Baldrick exactly where he said he'd be — cylinder helmet, arsonist's grin, and a frog sandwich in his hand before the greeting is out. The gates are tightening. The tyrants are watching everyone now. One man in, no questions, any cost.

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]]> Tue, 30 May 2023 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11474 Into the Solitude. Through bone-tree swamps and ambush rot. They find Baldrick exactly where he said he'd be — cylinder helmet, arsonist's grin, and a frog sandwich in his hand before the greeting is out. The gates are tightening. The tyrants are watching everyone now. One man in, no questions, any cost.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Hunted Down 1 1 15 15 Hunted Down full 69ce9d25-20c5-4f20-96d1-5d9236a174b7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e9d23e27 Back inside the walls, the streets empty around them. Tyrant's Guild bashers in every alley and on every rooftop. A crane-crate avalanche, a pane of glass, a wall of market traffic, and a sniper's bullet that finds Beetle twice. Talim was dead. Then a portal in the desert drops him out of the sky on top of them.

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]]> Back inside the walls, the streets empty around them. Tyrant's Guild bashers in every alley and on every rooftop. A crane-crate avalanche, a pane of glass, a wall of market traffic, and a sniper's bullet that finds Beetle twice. Talim was dead. Then a portal in the desert drops him out of the sky on top of them.

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]]> Sat, 10 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7894 Back inside the walls, the streets empty around them. Tyrant's Guild bashers in every alley and on every rooftop. A crane-crate avalanche, a pane of glass, a wall of market traffic, and a sniper's bullet that finds Beetle twice. Talim was dead. Then a portal in the desert drops him out of the sky on top of them.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Prepping for the Big Day 1 1 16 16 Prepping for the Big Day full 2decab80-f020-4ad4-acaf-ab19deb788b9 https://share.transistor.fm/s/6c1be716 The parade is in two days. The cart is a wreck held together by Holic's late nights and Lorne's charity. No horses. A wanted terrorist's recipe in Beetle's fanny pack. Talim back in debt to the living. What the crew has cooked up so far won't feed a queue — and Queens is the whole city watching.

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]]> The parade is in two days. The cart is a wreck held together by Holic's late nights and Lorne's charity. No horses. A wanted terrorist's recipe in Beetle's fanny pack. Talim back in debt to the living. What the crew has cooked up so far won't feed a queue — and Queens is the whole city watching.

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]]> Sun, 09 Jul 2023 04:22:43 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9081 The parade is in two days. The cart is a wreck held together by Holic's late nights and Lorne's charity. No horses. A wanted terrorist's recipe in Beetle's fanny pack. Talim back in debt to the living. What the crew has cooked up so far won't feed a queue — and Queens is the whole city watching.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Its All About Family 1 1 17 17 Its All About Family full a6b159cd-a346-4747-9033-b07fdd57e3fb https://share.transistor.fm/s/bf85c5d8 Brug's daughter Thalia is missing. His house is torn up, her bed cold, her hair in the brush. The cat-fur smell leads one way, the blood leads another, and a ruined tent next door watches everything. Whoever took her wanted the stone at her throat, not the girl — and a tentacle-father is still looking for its son.

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]]> Brug's daughter Thalia is missing. His house is torn up, her bed cold, her hair in the brush. The cat-fur smell leads one way, the blood leads another, and a ruined tent next door watches everything. Whoever took her wanted the stone at her throat, not the girl — and a tentacle-father is still looking for its son.

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]]> Tue, 01 Aug 2023 10:18:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10853 Brug's daughter Thalia is missing. His house is torn up, her bed cold, her hair in the brush. The cat-fur smell leads one way, the blood leads another, and a ruined tent next door watches everything. Whoever took her wanted the stone at her throat, not the girl — and a tentacle-father is still looking for its son.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No The Grand Parade 1 1 18 18 The Grand Parade full 3e56cc5d-af52-466b-8b0c-c828fefe7dca https://share.transistor.fm/s/13bde122 Queens opens. Music, floats, skeletal guards holding back the crowd. The cart is set. Food is on the grill. A crystal-headed census construct floats past every stall with a kobold skull flickering behind its face. And somewhere in the audience, a vendor is selling what he says are candies. They hatch spiders.

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]]> Queens opens. Music, floats, skeletal guards holding back the crowd. The cart is set. Food is on the grill. A crystal-headed census construct floats past every stall with a kobold skull flickering behind its face. And somewhere in the audience, a vendor is selling what he says are candies. They hatch spiders.

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]]> Mon, 04 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12248 Queens opens. Music, floats, skeletal guards holding back the crowd. The cart is set. Food is on the grill. A crystal-headed census construct floats past every stall with a kobold skull flickering behind its face. And somewhere in the audience, a vendor is selling what he says are candies. They hatch spiders.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Meeting the Conservance 1 1 19 19 Meeting the Conservance full 5f3a3104-59d5-461e-a8ad-ccc909c52e86 https://share.transistor.fm/s/097703c5 Curtinand, head of the Conservance, doesn't charge for blessings. He trades. He smiles through a game where the audience votes who gets executed on stage, hands Beetle a fork with a farm boy's soul trapped inside, and sends the Rotgoons back into Outset on a simple errand. Retrieve what Crocs was supposed to deliver. The key.

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]]> Curtinand, head of the Conservance, doesn't charge for blessings. He trades. He smiles through a game where the audience votes who gets executed on stage, hands Beetle a fork with a farm boy's soul trapped inside, and sends the Rotgoons back into Outset on a simple errand. Retrieve what Crocs was supposed to deliver. The key.

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]]> Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10281 Curtinand, head of the Conservance, doesn't charge for blessings. He trades. He smiles through a game where the audience votes who gets executed on stage, hands Beetle a fork with a farm boy's soul trapped inside, and sends the Rotgoons back into Outset on a simple errand. Retrieve what Crocs was supposed to deliver. The key.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Learning to Gamble with Their Lives 1 1 20 20 Learning to Gamble with Their Lives full 57596f11-7ab4-49dc-9138-79c4d720e183 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e34f3c85 The only way into Crocs' den is through his tables, and the Rotgoons don't know the rules. Holic deals blackjack in a back room, Talim learns to palm a card, Beetle learns to read an opponent. Everyone at that den cheats. The ones who cheat best walk out with the pot — and the ones who don't walk out in pieces.

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]]> The only way into Crocs' den is through his tables, and the Rotgoons don't know the rules. Holic deals blackjack in a back room, Talim learns to palm a card, Beetle learns to read an opponent. Everyone at that den cheats. The ones who cheat best walk out with the pot — and the ones who don't walk out in pieces.

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]]> Tue, 10 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8496 The only way into Crocs' den is through his tables, and the Rotgoons don't know the rules. Holic deals blackjack in a back room, Talim learns to palm a card, Beetle learns to read an opponent. Everyone at that den cheats. The ones who cheat best walk out with the pot — and the ones who don't walk out in pieces.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Entering the Krohks Den 1 1 21 21 Entering the Krohks Den full 823c2026-99ef-4961-a168-6a4cd4d5ed3f https://share.transistor.fm/s/7650a106 Beetle signs the door ledger as The Dragon. Three bodyguards, one mark, a rigged room. Under the torn rugs is new stonework, new walls, new cells. The big pot is dangled in front of them and every single croc at every single table is watching to see if these four will reach for it.

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]]> Beetle signs the door ledger as The Dragon. Three bodyguards, one mark, a rigged room. Under the torn rugs is new stonework, new walls, new cells. The big pot is dangled in front of them and every single croc at every single table is watching to see if these four will reach for it.

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]]> Mon, 16 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10248 Beetle signs the door ledger as The Dragon. Three bodyguards, one mark, a rigged room. Under the torn rugs is new stonework, new walls, new cells. The big pot is dangled in front of them and every single croc at every single table is watching to see if these four will reach for it.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No The Prisoner 1 1 22 22 The Prisoner full 80eead80-bb3e-4b0d-a546-785324b0461c https://share.transistor.fm/s/871a8854 Deep under the den, chained into the stone: a giant with a scarf Veena knitted. Metal wedge of a helmet, chains driven into his bones, a voice Heart almost understands. He is dying on purpose. He stays because something is creeping in and he will not risk his friend. But one of the Rotgoons does not walk out.

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]]> Deep under the den, chained into the stone: a giant with a scarf Veena knitted. Metal wedge of a helmet, chains driven into his bones, a voice Heart almost understands. He is dying on purpose. He stays because something is creeping in and he will not risk his friend. But one of the Rotgoons does not walk out.

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]]> Mon, 30 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 8709 Deep under the den, chained into the stone: a giant with a scarf Veena knitted. Metal wedge of a helmet, chains driven into his bones, a voice Heart almost understands. He is dying on purpose. He stays because something is creeping in and he will not risk his friend. But one of the Rotgoons does not walk out.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Finding the Key 1 1 23 23 Finding the Key full 2fb98907-da36-4613-9a46-232b6b2bd44e https://share.transistor.fm/s/a30cc07d Beetle is dead. They carry him to Diamond Hands McBlark's safehouse in a beer crate and bury him in candlelight. Gray breaks. Heart goes quiet. The chalk on the wall writes back in Talim's spell book — make it whole, you're running out of time. The key is at the old blacksmith's home. The blacksmith isn't what's waiting there.

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]]> Beetle is dead. They carry him to Diamond Hands McBlark's safehouse in a beer crate and bury him in candlelight. Gray breaks. Heart goes quiet. The chalk on the wall writes back in Talim's spell book — make it whole, you're running out of time. The key is at the old blacksmith's home. The blacksmith isn't what's waiting there.

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]]> Wed, 06 Dec 2023 06:57:19 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10588 Beetle is dead. They carry him to Diamond Hands McBlark's safehouse in a beer crate and bury him in candlelight. Gray breaks. Heart goes quiet. The chalk on the wall writes back in Talim's spell book — make it whole, you're running out of time. The key is at the old blacksmith's home. The blacksmith isn't what's waiting there.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Decisions to Make 2 2 1 1 Decisions to Make full 22c21d76-be94-4a1d-a4d1-c9c6e8b456a9 https://share.transistor.fm/s/8193912f Four goons wake up in a theatre of the mind, and Croc is in the next seat smoking a cigar. He offers them their lives back for one small favor: make it whole. Each of them walks through the worst memory they ever buried — a burning church, a betrayed caravan, a mother's cigar ash — and comes out the other side owing a debt.

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]]> Four goons wake up in a theatre of the mind, and Croc is in the next seat smoking a cigar. He offers them their lives back for one small favor: make it whole. Each of them walks through the worst memory they ever buried — a burning church, a betrayed caravan, a mother's cigar ash — and comes out the other side owing a debt.

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]]> Tue, 30 Jan 2024 14:27:02 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 13206 Four goons wake up in a theatre of the mind, and Croc is in the next seat smoking a cigar. He offers them their lives back for one small favor: make it whole. Each of them walks through the worst memory they ever buried — a burning church, a betrayed caravan, a mother's cigar ash — and comes out the other side owing a debt.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Singing Mushrooms 2 2 2 2 Singing Mushrooms full e9e98fce-d803-45e6-96e4-bbb12bf982c7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/0e95769f Dropped into glowing fungal caverns with the rot creeping into their bones, the goons bargain with a dying delver named Garavan, adopt a mushroom leshy who only says "Shoom," and trade favors with fey that don't take no for an answer. Beetle swallows a water elemental. It does not help.

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]]> Dropped into glowing fungal caverns with the rot creeping into their bones, the goons bargain with a dying delver named Garavan, adopt a mushroom leshy who only says "Shoom," and trade favors with fey that don't take no for an answer. Beetle swallows a water elemental. It does not help.

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]]> Mon, 04 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0800 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 13309 Dropped into glowing fungal caverns with the rot creeping into their bones, the goons bargain with a dying delver named Garavan, adopt a mushroom leshy who only says "Shoom," and trade favors with fey that don't take no for an answer. Beetle swallows a water elemental. It does not help.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Welcome to the Underwood 2 2 3 3 Welcome to the Underwood full d07dfc06-ac47-4dc1-8db6-79981e44206c https://share.transistor.fm/s/4a88d323 The way up is sealed behind a rockfall and the way forward runs through a hag's woods. The crew meets a village of leshies — sunflowers, cactus folk, a pumpkin-headed scarecrow called Jack — and a moss-bearded elder who warns them a zombie horde is coming for the village by morning.

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]]> The way up is sealed behind a rockfall and the way forward runs through a hag's woods. The crew meets a village of leshies — sunflowers, cactus folk, a pumpkin-headed scarecrow called Jack — and a moss-bearded elder who warns them a zombie horde is coming for the village by morning.

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]]> Mon, 11 Mar 2024 08:31:55 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 14842 The way up is sealed behind a rockfall and the way forward runs through a hag's woods. The crew meets a village of leshies — sunflowers, cactus folk, a pumpkin-headed scarecrow called Jack — and a moss-bearded elder who warns them a zombie horde is coming for the village by morning.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No The Knight 2 2 4 4 The Knight full d0d8a003-241d-43dd-9006-289fb93c346d https://share.transistor.fm/s/755f5280 A knight frozen in amber, a hag rolling through the woods in a wagon, and a cockatrice waiting in the trees. The goons free the knight, side with the leshies, and make an enemy of the Underwood's witch. She gives them her chicken as a parting gift.

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]]> A knight frozen in amber, a hag rolling through the woods in a wagon, and a cockatrice waiting in the trees. The goons free the knight, side with the leshies, and make an enemy of the Underwood's witch. She gives them her chicken as a parting gift.

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]]> Mon, 25 Mar 2024 12:52:36 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 7575 A knight frozen in amber, a hag rolling through the woods in a wagon, and a cockatrice waiting in the trees. The goons free the knight, side with the leshies, and make an enemy of the Underwood's witch. She gives them her chicken as a parting gift.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Leshys Versus Zombies 2 2 5 5 Leshys Versus Zombies full ac05e63f-636e-4ec9-ab61-0b133b03e317 https://share.transistor.fm/s/0c9fcfc8 Two hundred corpses shamble out of the treeline toward a village of flower-people who eat their dead. The crew holds the line in the dirt, cuts down wave after wave, and keeps the zombies from crossing the river. Not a single building burns. The witch rolls away in her wagon, unfinished business.

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]]> Two hundred corpses shamble out of the treeline toward a village of flower-people who eat their dead. The crew holds the line in the dirt, cuts down wave after wave, and keeps the zombies from crossing the river. Not a single building burns. The witch rolls away in her wagon, unfinished business.

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]]> Thu, 25 Apr 2024 14:06:04 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9989 Two hundred corpses shamble out of the treeline toward a village of flower-people who eat their dead. The crew holds the line in the dirt, cuts down wave after wave, and keeps the zombies from crossing the river. Not a single building burns. The witch rolls away in her wagon, unfinished business.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Finding a Way Out 2 2 6 6 Finding a Way Out full ce287d0f-9275-4e74-a085-afbd56b732cf https://share.transistor.fm/s/0f304cbb Resupplied by the leshies and pointed toward a cave that might lead home, the goons crawl deeper instead of higher. Shum hands Talim a flintlock engraved with a cult's eye. Somewhere ahead, the witch's cockatrice is waiting, and she has not forgotten the Elmas.

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]]> Resupplied by the leshies and pointed toward a cave that might lead home, the goons crawl deeper instead of higher. Shum hands Talim a flintlock engraved with a cult's eye. Somewhere ahead, the witch's cockatrice is waiting, and she has not forgotten the Elmas.

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]]> Fri, 10 May 2024 07:17:10 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 6472 Resupplied by the leshies and pointed toward a cave that might lead home, the goons crawl deeper instead of higher. Shum hands Talim a flintlock engraved with a cult's eye. Somewhere ahead, the witch's cockatrice is waiting, and she has not forgotten the Elmas.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Chicken Attack 2 2 7 7 Chicken Attack full 3bf9e884-e04d-4b65-9a8b-0e3893e1e21e https://share.transistor.fm/s/6f53be69 One enormous chicken. Four exhausted adventurers. The witch sets her cockatrice loose on the crew and watches from the treeline. They strangle the cock to death. Twice. Then they learn the way out is the underground river, and the river is moving whether they're ready or not.

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]]> One enormous chicken. Four exhausted adventurers. The witch sets her cockatrice loose on the crew and watches from the treeline. They strangle the cock to death. Twice. Then they learn the way out is the underground river, and the river is moving whether they're ready or not.

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]]> Tue, 21 May 2024 08:22:02 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10498 One enormous chicken. Four exhausted adventurers. The witch sets her cockatrice loose on the crew and watches from the treeline. They strangle the cock to death. Twice. Then they learn the way out is the underground river, and the river is moving whether they're ready or not.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Under Home 2 2 8 8 Under Home full a4e49438-d0ff-43f3-b6bf-5ac400fb06e4 https://share.transistor.fm/s/2d917d79 Talim finds out he has been dead longer than he thought, and he is starting to count the seconds. Adrift on the river, the goons meet Tevok — a fey made of hands and mouths — who builds them a fake farm and a fake dwarven host named Kepper just to sit at a table with them. The murder mystery is real. The friendship is not.

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]]> Talim finds out he has been dead longer than he thought, and he is starting to count the seconds. Adrift on the river, the goons meet Tevok — a fey made of hands and mouths — who builds them a fake farm and a fake dwarven host named Kepper just to sit at a table with them. The murder mystery is real. The friendship is not.

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]]> Mon, 03 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 11114 Talim finds out he has been dead longer than he thought, and he is starting to count the seconds. Adrift on the river, the goons meet Tevok — a fey made of hands and mouths — who builds them a fake farm and a fake dwarven host named Kepper just to sit at a table with them. The murder mystery is real. The friendship is not.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No The Ferryman 2 2 9 9 The Ferryman full 3d701859-db3f-45d9-a689-ee2161f3c3a8 https://share.transistor.fm/s/32f9c6bb A ghost pipe almost brains Beetle. The river is a rollercoaster. On the far shore: Shum Town, a fey market run by the greatest NPC alive — Terry the fairy ferryman — who will take them across for a hundred gold a head. The goons kill rot-infested fairies in his streets and the price goes up anyway.

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]]> A ghost pipe almost brains Beetle. The river is a rollercoaster. On the far shore: Shum Town, a fey market run by the greatest NPC alive — Terry the fairy ferryman — who will take them across for a hundred gold a head. The goons kill rot-infested fairies in his streets and the price goes up anyway.

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]]> Mon, 24 Jun 2024 08:03:47 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9517 A ghost pipe almost brains Beetle. The river is a rollercoaster. On the far shore: Shum Town, a fey market run by the greatest NPC alive — Terry the fairy ferryman — who will take them across for a hundred gold a head. The goons kill rot-infested fairies in his streets and the price goes up anyway.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Reunion 2 2 10 10 Reunion full 2c28a7db-7455-4ce1-9ab6-16675d353562 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bf86ea99 They find their friends. Vena, the Elmas, Hollick, Brog and his daughter — all driven underground while Outset burned topside. Greg the potato mancer shows up with 64,950 gold. The Ferryman's rate has climbed to a thousand a head. Talim clutches the money bag like scripture and weeps.

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]]> They find their friends. Vena, the Elmas, Hollick, Brog and his daughter — all driven underground while Outset burned topside. Greg the potato mancer shows up with 64,950 gold. The Ferryman's rate has climbed to a thousand a head. Talim clutches the money bag like scripture and weeps.

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]]> Wed, 03 Jul 2024 11:19:48 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10767 They find their friends. Vena, the Elmas, Hollick, Brog and his daughter — all driven underground while Outset burned topside. Greg the potato mancer shows up with 64,950 gold. The Ferryman's rate has climbed to a thousand a head. Talim clutches the money bag like scripture and weeps.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Split Decisions 2 2 11 11 Split Decisions full 0f40e274-8ebb-4bf0-87b2-cb0d4798caf3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/cf8752ce The caves on the far side of the ferry fold in on themselves. A kind old man at a cottage door turns out to be the tongue of a mimic. A room of disembodied hands demands their darkest secrets. Somewhere in the bends, the crew gets separated from the army marching behind them.

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]]> The caves on the far side of the ferry fold in on themselves. A kind old man at a cottage door turns out to be the tongue of a mimic. A room of disembodied hands demands their darkest secrets. Somewhere in the bends, the crew gets separated from the army marching behind them.

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]]> Tue, 16 Jul 2024 03:45:47 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 9422 The caves on the far side of the ferry fold in on themselves. A kind old man at a cottage door turns out to be the tongue of a mimic. A room of disembodied hands demands their darkest secrets. Somewhere in the bends, the crew gets separated from the army marching behind them.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Strained Relationships 2 2 12 12 Strained Relationships full 7da2cd9e-16b3-44ba-b0fe-9b0efcbba68e https://share.transistor.fm/s/537f578f Giant spiders chirping like birds. A nest that drops its catch and pulls them up half-alive to finish later. Heart gets cocooned. Beetle shoots him trying to save him. In the bones of a long-dead delver they find another dungeon-runner's pack — and a truth about Heart's father that the party has been skirting for months.

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]]> Giant spiders chirping like birds. A nest that drops its catch and pulls them up half-alive to finish later. Heart gets cocooned. Beetle shoots him trying to save him. In the bones of a long-dead delver they find another dungeon-runner's pack — and a truth about Heart's father that the party has been skirting for months.

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]]> Mon, 19 Aug 2024 04:09:03 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 10744 Giant spiders chirping like birds. A nest that drops its catch and pulls them up half-alive to finish later. Heart gets cocooned. Beetle shoots him trying to save him. In the bones of a long-dead delver they find another dungeon-runner's pack — and a truth about Heart's father that the party has been skirting for months.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No What Binds Them 2 2 13 13 What Binds Them full 6271925c-a1b6-4c01-8010-6d16547580c4 https://share.transistor.fm/s/5a84c2ec Last chance to say goodbye. Gray hands Brog a rhythm bone to remember his daughter's laughter. Heart apologizes to Hollick with a sunflower seed. Talim plans a life after the gate in the land of Admari. Beetle gets a pocket elemental extracted from his skull. Then they walk toward the gate because the talisman is finally pointing somewhere.

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]]> Last chance to say goodbye. Gray hands Brog a rhythm bone to remember his daughter's laughter. Heart apologizes to Hollick with a sunflower seed. Talim plans a life after the gate in the land of Admari. Beetle gets a pocket elemental extracted from his skull. Then they walk toward the gate because the talisman is finally pointing somewhere.

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]]> Mon, 23 Sep 2024 10:07:07 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 6525 Last chance to say goodbye. Gray hands Brog a rhythm bone to remember his daughter's laughter. Heart apologizes to Hollick with a sunflower seed. Talim plans a life after the gate in the land of Admari. Beetle gets a pocket elemental extracted from his skull. Then they walk toward the gate because the talisman is finally pointing somewhere.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No Finale: Make It Whole 2 2 14 14 Finale: Make It Whole full 8ebc5794-36de-4aa8-8b05-c1d436b29bcb https://share.transistor.fm/s/1a04c589 The gate is the tomb of a betrayed general, and the talisman has been screaming his name this whole time. Heart is his key. They set the stone in the door and something crawls out — an eye, a robe, a rhyming corpse called Der Tib who remembers being murdered and wants a crystal soul to reap. Beetle's mother is waiting on the other side with a knife at Heart's throat. The Rotgoons have one finale in them. Make it count.

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]]> The gate is the tomb of a betrayed general, and the talisman has been screaming his name this whole time. Heart is his key. They set the stone in the door and something crawls out — an eye, a robe, a rhyming corpse called Der Tib who remembers being murdered and wants a crystal soul to reap. Beetle's mother is waiting on the other side with a knife at Heart's throat. The Rotgoons have one finale in them. Make it count.

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]]> Mon, 23 Sep 2024 10:09:04 -0700 Narrative Declaration Narrative Declaration 12450 The gate is the tomb of a betrayed general, and the talisman has been screaming his name this whole time. Heart is his key. They set the stone in the door and something crawls out — an eye, a robe, a rhyming corpse called Der Tib who remembers being murdered and wants a crystal soul to reap. Beetle's mother is waiting on the other side with a knife at Heart's throat. The Rotgoons have one finale in them. Make it count.

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]]> Pathfinder 2E, Pathfinder Second Edition, actual play, live play, TTRPG, tabletop RPG, comedy podcast, grimdark, dark fantasy, Paizo, Rotgoons, Narrative Declaration, DnD, Dungeons and Dragons, role playing games No