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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then it's an Ask the Amateurs about giving your nesty bestie the short end of the stick, and not in a good way. Finally, we actually watched a new movie! It's our "Is This Poly?!" on "The Invite." Still, we're late to the coverage feeding frenzy. We told you, we're tired! </p>]]>
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      <itunes:summary>How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then it's an Ask the Amateurs about giving your nesty bestie the short end of the stick, and not in a good way. Finally, we actually watched a new movie! It's our "Is This Poly?!" on "The Invite." Still, we're late to the coverage feeding frenzy. We told you, we're tired! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>MultiAmateur Hour — With Multiamory</title>
      <itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go deep for a "Monogamy RUOK?" about how the Dating Industrial Complex is trying to make "micro-cheating" a thing. (It's not a thing.) But first! The 'cule opens the mailbag to take jingle requests on "DM Sliders," the segment where we snack on your love. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go deep for a "Monogamy RUOK?" about how the Dating Industrial Complex is trying to make "micro-cheating" a thing. (It's not a thing.) But first! The 'cule opens the mailbag to take jingle requests on "DM Sliders," the segment where we snack on your love. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go deep for a "Monogamy RUOK?" about how the Dating Industrial Complex is trying to make "micro-cheating" a thing. (It's not a thing.) But first! The 'cule opens the mailbag to take jingle requests on "DM Sliders," the segment where we snack on your love. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of cou</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>AI Werewolf Sex Machine</title>
      <itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in the mailbag to reveal an unsolicited press release that threatens AI sexual armageddon (or celebrates it?) on "Between Two Pervs." And finally, a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" except it's an INSTAGRAM PROFILE? The horrors. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in the mailbag to reveal an unsolicited press release that threatens AI sexual armageddon (or celebrates it?) on "Between Two Pervs." And finally, a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" except it's an INSTAGRAM PROFILE? The horrors. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in the mailbag to reveal an unsolicited press release that threatens AI sexual armageddon (or celebrates it?) on "Between Two Pervs." And finally, a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" except it's an INSTAGRAM PROFILE? The horrors. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Never Ride a Leopard Naked to Another Woman's Wedding</title>
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      <podcast:episode>98</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Never Ride a Leopard Naked to Another Woman's Wedding</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about financial entanglement on "Ask the Amateurs." Finally, they face the Swill of the People (Magazine), and a legion of cuckophobes, on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Drink up! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about financial entanglement on "Ask the Amateurs." Finally, they face the Swill of the People (Magazine), and a legion of cuckophobes, on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Drink up! </p>]]>
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      <itunes:summary>It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about financial entanglement on "Ask the Amateurs." Finally, they face the Swill of the People (Magazine), and a legion of cuckophobes, on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Drink up! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a b</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Final Jeopoly! — With Greg Shahade</title>
      <itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>97</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at the game show orgy. Next, the 'cule tries to untangle a "Poly Mindf**k" born of texting (a hotbed for mindf**kery). And then? And THEN? Laurel and Nichole pull a bait and switch on Daniel, calling in a legion of love for his very own "Spit Toasting." The nerve!<br>
<br>
Contact us at polyamateurhour.com<br>
<br>
Support us on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at the game show orgy. Next, the 'cule tries to untangle a "Poly Mindf**k" born of texting (a hotbed for mindf**kery). And then? And THEN? Laurel and Nichole pull a bait and switch on Daniel, calling in a legion of love for his very own "Spit Toasting." The nerve!<br>
<br>
Contact us at polyamateurhour.com<br>
<br>
Support us on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at the game show orgy. Next, the 'cule tries to untangle a "Poly Mindf**k" born of texting (a hotbed for mindf**kery). And then? And THEN? Laurel and Nichole pull a bait and switch on Daniel, calling in a legion of love for his very own "Spit Toasting." The nerve!Contact us at polyamateurhour.comSupport us on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Pirates Share Booty — With Chill Polyamory</title>
      <itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>96</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the queerest of all pirate media (high bar!), "Our Flag Means Death." But first! The Threeagle rolls out a good ol' fashioned "Crazy Sexy Poly" of wholesome gratitude, and a "Monogamy RUOK" of unwholesome Tim Allen psychology. Buckle up, chucklef***s. <br>
<br>
Support us on Ko-fi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the queerest of all pirate media (high bar!), "Our Flag Means Death." But first! The Threeagle rolls out a good ol' fashioned "Crazy Sexy Poly" of wholesome gratitude, and a "Monogamy RUOK" of unwholesome Tim Allen psychology. Buckle up, chucklef***s. <br>
<br>
Support us on Ko-fi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:summary>There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the queerest of all pirate media (high bar!), "Our Flag Means Death." But first! The Threeagle rolls out a good ol' fashioned "Crazy Sexy Poly" of wholesome gratitude, and a "Monogamy RUOK" of unwholesome Tim Allen psychology. Buckle up, chucklef***s. Support us on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly?!" for the Murderbot of your dreams, and conjecture as to what kind of junk he would grow in a vat for recreational use. Sorry. Finally, it's a "Monogamy RUOK" for the splinter cell of a splinter cell of a monogamy enthusiast subreddit. Abandon hope, all ye who enter there. <br>
<br>
Support us on Ko-Fi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3598</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly?!" for the Murderbot of your dreams, and conjecture as to what kind of junk he would grow in a vat for recreational use. Sorry. Finally, it's a "Monogamy RUOK" for the splinter cell of a splinter cell of a monogamy enthusiast subreddit. Abandon hope, all ye who enter there. Support us on Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Renaissance Feral — With Tiny Girl Big Show</title>
      <itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>94</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Renaissance Feral — With Tiny Girl Big Show</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully only, edition of "Cot Takes" — tl;dr ranting under surgical anesthesia. That's not all! On "Monogamy RUOK," the 'cule looks at monogamy's conspiracy theories involving diabolical polyamorists. And the, uh, usual suspects. <br>
<br>
Support PAH at <a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully only, edition of "Cot Takes" — tl;dr ranting under surgical anesthesia. That's not all! On "Monogamy RUOK," the 'cule looks at monogamy's conspiracy theories involving diabolical polyamorists. And the, uh, usual suspects. <br>
<br>
Support PAH at <a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3544</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully only, edition of "Cot Takes" — tl;dr ranting under surgical anesthesia. That's not all! On "Monogamy RUOK," the 'cule looks at monogamy's conspiracy theories involving diabolical polyamorists. And the, uh, usual suspects. Support PAH at https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Inside You There Are Two Chandler Bings</title>
      <itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>93</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Inside You There Are Two Chandler Bings</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the Stuberts show up just in time for an ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about going down the up escalator in the relationship mall. To top it off? The 'cule gets Friendsly for a Chandler-Bing thing on "Is This Poly?!" Turns out the '90s were better than old Daniel remembers. And look! It's our first-ever link-in-the-show-notes, because we're asking for money:<br>
<a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the Stuberts show up just in time for an ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about going down the up escalator in the relationship mall. To top it off? The 'cule gets Friendsly for a Chandler-Bing thing on "Is This Poly?!" Turns out the '90s were better than old Daniel remembers. And look! It's our first-ever link-in-the-show-notes, because we're asking for money:<br>
<a href="https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour">https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3427</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the Stuberts show up just in time for an ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about going down the up escalator in the relationship mall. To top it off? The 'cule gets Friendsly for a Chandler-Bing thing on "Is This Poly?!" Turns out the '90s were better than old Daniel remembers. And look! It's our first-ever link-in-the-show-notes, because we're asking for money:https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she eff</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hockey Smut Spectacular! — With Alex Alberto</title>
      <itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>92</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are parachuting in with audio clips. Hot dog! But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a Stubert-supplied "Crazy Sexy Poly" in quick succession. But afterwards! Nichole breaks out the ol' online dating inbox for the return of our new breakout segment, "Unhinged." We know, it's a lot. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:summary>It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are parachuting in with audio clips. Hot dog! But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a Stubert-supplied "Crazy Sexy Poly" in quick succession. But afterwards! Nichole breaks out the ol' online dating inbox for the return of our new breakout segment, "Unhinged." We know, it's a lot. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Normalize Sexy Pickles</title>
      <itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don't know when to quit, rolling out a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" at the last minute, because they want to be loved. There may also be a "Reed Alert" in there for the aforementioned Greg. Are you there, Greg? It's us, PolyAmateur Hour!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don't know when to quit, rolling out a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" at the last minute, because they want to be loved. There may also be a "Reed Alert" in there for the aforementioned Greg. Are you there, Greg? It's us, PolyAmateur Hour!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don't know when to quit, rolling out a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" at the last minute, because they want to be loved. There may also be a "Reed Alert" in there for the aforementioned Greg. Are you there, Greg? It's us, PolyAmateur Hour!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz</title>
      <itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>90</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "Unhinged." Also! The 'cule recites their fan mail for the praise kink on "DM Sliders." Don't you want to join?</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "Unhinged." Also! The 'cule recites their fan mail for the praise kink on "DM Sliders." Don't you want to join?</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:summary>It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "Unhinged." Also! The 'cule recites their fan mail for the praise kink on "DM Sliders." Don't you want to join?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Da</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché</title>
      <itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>89</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires it's own backlash from Genesis. We'd like to think it's the Phil Collins era. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires it's own backlash from Genesis. We'd like to think it's the Phil Collins era. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:summary>Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires it's own backlash from Genesis. We'd like to think it's the Phil Collins era. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back in</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine</title>
      <itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>88</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a r</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Switch Beds...NOW!</title>
      <itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR HOUR? Don't worry. It's not a 50 minute hour. She sticks around to answer an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to switch from neutral into SEX GEAR. Came to the right place. But first! It's show tunes galore, on toe-tappin', finger-snappin' "Is This Poly" about all the wonderful girls who can't say no. </p>]]>
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      <title>Oops We Killed Feminism</title>
      <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>85</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism." Long live Mike's Bird! RIP Big Gulp! Finally, it's time for a whole mess of affirmation bukkake on a very special "Spit Toasting" for Laurel's bestie. Let's hope she doesn't pass out.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism." Long live Mike's Bird! RIP Big Gulp! Finally, it's time for a whole mess of affirmation bukkake on a very special "Spit Toasting" for Laurel's bestie. Let's hope she doesn't pass out.</p>]]>
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      <title>Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint</title>
      <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>84</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's mea culpa into a proper "Bone to Pick." </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's mea culpa into a proper "Bone to Pick." </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3499</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's mea culpa into a proper "Bone to Pick." </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Fingering Awareness Month — With Ify Nwadiwe</title>
      <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>83</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Fingering Awareness Month — With Ify Nwadiwe</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance? Then! Ify sticks around for a "Monogamy RUOK" that rounds up the best of the worst reality TV dating shows to ever curdle the airwaves. Why? Why???? </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance? Then! Ify sticks around for a "Monogamy RUOK" that rounds up the best of the worst reality TV dating shows to ever curdle the airwaves. Why? Why???? </p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3540</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Manosphere, for Girls!</title>
      <itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>82</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Manosphere, for Girls!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the advanced geometry of double penetration. Finally, in "Monogamy RUOK?" a new online huckster of unending listicles tells you how to get your ex back... from the ocean floor?</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the advanced geometry of double penetration. Finally, in "Monogamy RUOK?" a new online huckster of unending listicles tells you how to get your ex back... from the ocean floor?</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3599</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the advanced geometry of double penetration. Finally, in "Monogamy RUOK?" a new online huckster of unending listicles tells you how to get your ex back... from the ocean floor?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>These Underwear Are Dead to Me</title>
      <itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>81</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>These Underwear Are Dead to Me</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the women who dump them. You know, because women must be getting their thoughts from somewhere. Also! We pen the new official anthem for the town of Brighton! Also, also! Nichole gets remixed TWICE — once for her baffled wonder and once for channeling all the rage of the Old Testament angels. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the women who dump them. You know, because women must be getting their thoughts from somewhere. Also! We pen the new official anthem for the town of Brighton! Also, also! Nichole gets remixed TWICE — once for her baffled wonder and once for channeling all the rage of the Old Testament angels. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3499</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Is It OK if My Emmys Watch? — With Rachelle Cochran</title>
      <itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Is It OK if My Emmys Watch? — With Rachelle Cochran</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs folks poly. Against her better interest, Rachelle sticks around for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that explains why Oscars are more prestigious (waaaayyy better sex toys, obvi). But first! It's an "Ask the Amateurs" where the 'cule prescribes a hasty lowering of expectations for the Stubert. After all, they're already listening to this podcast. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs folks poly. Against her better interest, Rachelle sticks around for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that explains why Oscars are more prestigious (waaaayyy better sex toys, obvi). But first! It's an "Ask the Amateurs" where the 'cule prescribes a hasty lowering of expectations for the Stubert. After all, they're already listening to this podcast. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new seg</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Opposite of a Bad Man Is a Good Pie</title>
      <itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Opposite of a Bad Man Is a Good Pie</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/1191605a</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that pits two screaming relationship cops against America's Naked Grandparents. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that pits two screaming relationship cops against America's Naked Grandparents. </p>]]>
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      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3580</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that pits two screaming relationship cops against America's Naked Grandparents. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Save the Slutty Whales — With Evita Sawyers</title>
      <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>78</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um... partners. But first! An "Ask the Amateurs" about finding time to bang. And afterwards! It's an "Animal Magnetism" about swinger belugas (in the deep blue sea, they swing so wild and they swing so free). </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um... partners. But first! An "Ask the Amateurs" about finding time to bang. And afterwards! It's an "Animal Magnetism" about swinger belugas (in the deep blue sea, they swing so wild and they swing so free). </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um... partners. But first! An "Ask the Amateurs" about finding time to bang. And afterwards! It's an "Animal Magnetism" about swinger belugas (in the deep blue sea, they swing so wild and they swing so free). </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Congratulations! You Won a Dingus Loser.</title>
      <itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>Congratulations! You Won a Dingus Loser.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too, just because we know you're depraved. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too, just because we know you're depraved. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3593</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too, just because we know you're depraved. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, w</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Everyone Is Jealous of My Dog — With Ryan Cassata</title>
      <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>76</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Everyone Is Jealous of My Dog — With Ryan Cassata</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the night with an "Ask the Amateurs" about spiritual, nature-minded straight men in mountain towns. You know, dirt bags. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the night with an "Ask the Amateurs" about spiritual, nature-minded straight men in mountain towns. You know, dirt bags. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3573</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the night with an "Ask the Amateurs" about spiritual, nature-minded straight men in mountain towns. You know, dirt bags. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>I Would Hurt You but I'm Sleepy</title>
      <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>I Would Hurt You but I'm Sleepy</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship Energy. Finally, it's a Very Special Edition of "DM Sliders," featuring the return of Stubert-generated hockey smut. (We actually invented hockey smut WITH OUR MINDS.) </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship Energy. Finally, it's a Very Special Edition of "DM Sliders," featuring the return of Stubert-generated hockey smut. (We actually invented hockey smut WITH OUR MINDS.) </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3448</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship Energy. Finally, it's a Very Special Edition of "DM Sliders," featuring the return of Stubert-generated hockey smut. (We actually invented hockey smut WITH OUR MINDS.) </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Definitely Don't Have a Secret Burner Phone — With Ashley Ray</title>
      <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to Pick" about a boy's bad picker and performative anguish. Oh, the humanity!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to Pick" about a boy's bad picker and performative anguish. Oh, the humanity!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3589</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to Pick" about a boy's bad picker and performative anguish. Oh, the humanity!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She st</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hot Girl Haunted Mansion Summer</title>
      <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Hot Girl Haunted Mansion Summer</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many songs in this one. So. Many. Songs. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many songs in this one. So. Many. Songs. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:author>The PolyAmateurs</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3589</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many songs in this one. So. Many. Songs. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>His and Hers Cuck Chairs</title>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>His and Hers Cuck Chairs</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Everybody gangs up for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," setting their sights on a dating profile that's sending mixed messages — all of which are racist. And finally, there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" because we're needy. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Everybody gangs up for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," setting their sights on a dating profile that's sending mixed messages — all of which are racist. And finally, there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" because we're needy. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3569</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Everybody gangs up for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," setting their sights on a dating profile that's sending mixed messages — all of which are racist. And finally, there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" because we're needy. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dick Touch Time Travel — With Rossy</title>
      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it sounds like. Finally they wrap things up with a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," in which the swinger wives must meet on a bridge at dawn. Wait, what is Aaron Burr doing here? </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it sounds like. Finally they wrap things up with a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," in which the swinger wives must meet on a bridge at dawn. Wait, what is Aaron Burr doing here? </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3576</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it sounds like. Finally they wrap things up with a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," in which the swinger wives must meet on a bridge at dawn. Wait, what is Aaron Burr doing here? </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Tabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard Limit</title>
      <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Tabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard Limit</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/d6d0898f</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoking Daniel to misquote Tolstoy (again!) on "Ask the Amateurs." And stop the presses! A piece of Dr. Phil smut has hit the inbox in time for an emergency session of "DM Sliders." But first! Witness the savagery of the Threagle when Wimpy Cancer threatens one of their own. NOT IN OUR NEST! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoking Daniel to misquote Tolstoy (again!) on "Ask the Amateurs." And stop the presses! A piece of Dr. Phil smut has hit the inbox in time for an emergency session of "DM Sliders." But first! Witness the savagery of the Threagle when Wimpy Cancer threatens one of their own. NOT IN OUR NEST! </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3558</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoking Daniel to misquote Tolstoy (again!) on "Ask the Amateurs." And stop the presses! A piece of Dr. Phil smut has hit the inbox in time for an emergency session of "DM Sliders." But first! Witness the savagery of the Threagle when Wimpy Cancer threatens one of their own. NOT IN OUR NEST! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoki</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Tennis Is Cheating — With Leanne Yau a.k.a. Poly Philia</title>
      <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Relationship Oligarchy — With Mack Lee</title>
      <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the only polyamory podcast that will confront the truth of Teddy Ruxpin's problematic turn to the right. On this episode: Comedian and rival variety show host Mack Lee drops in for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" featuring your surrogate swinger grandparents. But first! The 'cule try to get their needs met in a "Poly Pyramid Scheme." And before THAT?? They drop an accidental-on-purpose "Shit Daniel Does." For dessert, we get an "Ask the Amateurs" all about your hosts' exes. Ewwwww.</p>]]>
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      <title>In This House... Every Wall Is a Glory Wall — With Remodeled Love</title>
      <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>In This House... Every Wall Is a Glory Wall — With Remodeled Love</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you're close enough to be reading this, you're polyamorous — and you're on our podcast. On this episode: Jessica Daylover of Remodeled Love drops in for a "Practical Poly" that puts the Ohhhh in the Big Four Oh. She goes for another round, so to speak, in a synth-rich, 80s themed "Is This Poly?!" Witness our hairspray, smoke machines, and lasers! But first! Feast upon our amuse bouche of "DM Sliders," which is an actual tear jerker. And that's not even a dirty joke. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you're close enough to be reading this, you're polyamorous — and you're on our podcast. On this episode: Jessica Daylover of Remodeled Love drops in for a "Practical Poly" that puts the Ohhhh in the Big Four Oh. She goes for another round, so to speak, in a synth-rich, 80s themed "Is This Poly?!" Witness our hairspray, smoke machines, and lasers! But first! Feast upon our amuse bouche of "DM Sliders," which is an actual tear jerker. And that's not even a dirty joke. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>64</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Those Unnerving Moon-Faced People — With Alex Alberto</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>That unnerving moon-faced polyamory podcast that you never knew you needed — and that you probably didn't. On this episode: Author Alex Alberto returns for a extra-literary "Is This Poly?!" — with Sally Rooney's Intermezzo in for questioning. But first! Nichole shares a "Poly Mindf**k" with the whole polycule as the recipient. A lot a songs in this one. Bring your dancin' shoes. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>That unnerving moon-faced polyamory podcast that you never knew you needed — and that you probably didn't. On this episode: Author Alex Alberto returns for a extra-literary "Is This Poly?!" — with Sally Rooney's Intermezzo in for questioning. But first! Nichole shares a "Poly Mindf**k" with the whole polycule as the recipient. A lot a songs in this one. Bring your dancin' shoes. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>That unnerving moon-faced polyamory podcast that you never knew you needed — and that you probably didn't. On this episode: Author Alex Alberto returns for a extra-literary "Is This Poly?!" — with Sally Rooney's Intermezzo in for questioning. But first! N</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>Get in the Boat, Loser, I'm Jennifer Coolidge! — With Joe John Sanchez III</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The #1 polyamory podcast (by a metrics of puns per minute, inscrutable references, and loud pants). On this episode: Occasionally all-nude comic Joe John Sanchez III returns for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that takes place mainly on a murder boat. But first! The 'cule extends an "Invitation to Love" to a couple for the very first time, asking, "Is there such thing as ethical consumption under, uhh, Unicornism?" </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The #1 polyamory podcast (by a metrics of puns per minute, inscrutable references, and loud pants). On this episode: Occasionally all-nude comic Joe John Sanchez III returns for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that takes place mainly on a murder boat. But first! The 'cule extends an "Invitation to Love" to a couple for the very first time, asking, "Is there such thing as ethical consumption under, uhh, Unicornism?" </p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3595</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Sexy Vulcan Jesus</title>
      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>Sexy Vulcan Jesus</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>OMG, everyone is polyamorous and everybody has a podcast. Sorry. On this episode: Our inaugural "Beef Up the Beef" segment produces a banger (and mash). Whatcha think about that, huh, Multiamory? Nichole puts the "poly" in "polycystic" on a special ER-themed "Crazy Sexy Poly." And the 'cule asks for MORE JAZZ in the dating profile on "Invitation to Love." You know what that means! BASS SOLO!!!!!!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>OMG, everyone is polyamorous and everybody has a podcast. Sorry. On this episode: Our inaugural "Beef Up the Beef" segment produces a banger (and mash). Whatcha think about that, huh, Multiamory? Nichole puts the "poly" in "polycystic" on a special ER-themed "Crazy Sexy Poly." And the 'cule asks for MORE JAZZ in the dating profile on "Invitation to Love." You know what that means! BASS SOLO!!!!!!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Let Us Eat Your Éclair Filling — With Joe John Sanchez III</title>
      <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Let Us Eat Your Éclair Filling — With Joe John Sanchez III</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/81813563</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a turd! It's a brain! It's a polyamory podcast! Sort of! On this episode: Comedian Joe John Sanchez III — one of the few superior sequels — drops in to ask and answer, "Monogamy RUOK?" But first, the 'cule acts all smart and sh*t after a night at the theater, discussing Noël Coward's "Design for Living" for "Is This Poly?!" And that's it. No third segment. But don't worry, there are two unhinged songs, and all the usual electrolytes that plants crave. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's a turd! It's a brain! It's a polyamory podcast! Sort of! On this episode: Comedian Joe John Sanchez III — one of the few superior sequels — drops in to ask and answer, "Monogamy RUOK?" But first, the 'cule acts all smart and sh*t after a night at the</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing</title>
      <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You can learn a lot from polyamory podcasts. And you can forget it all, with ours. On this episode: Nichole and Laurel finally make it official: The "Shit Daniel Does" segment, that is. The 'cule risks litigation, and nausea, by suggesting that Dr. Phil lives a secret swinger life on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Finally, a Stubert provides real, sweat-soaked, barn-set hockey smut on "DM Sliders." These shin-pads were made for KNEELING.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You can learn a lot from polyamory podcasts. And you can forget it all, with ours. On this episode: Nichole and Laurel finally make it official: The "Shit Daniel Does" segment, that is. The 'cule risks litigation, and nausea, by suggesting that Dr. Phil lives a secret swinger life on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Finally, a Stubert provides real, sweat-soaked, barn-set hockey smut on "DM Sliders." These shin-pads were made for KNEELING.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Let's Pick a Fight With Multiamory! — With Mx. Dahlia Belle</title>
      <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Let's Pick a Fight With Multiamory! — With Mx. Dahlia Belle</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that doesn't know what's good for it. On this episode: the incredible Mx. Dahlia Belle returns to the pod to peak the microphones with pure chaos — first on "Ask the Amateurs," and then on a the inaugural edition of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot." But first! Faced with continued silence to the north, the 'cule sends a "Reed Alert" across the pond — but not before insulting every available English-speaking nation. Even better? They open up the mail bag for the first time ever to let all the ghosts out on the first-ever installment of "DM Sliders." Oh, and they may just be starting a rap beef with the most world's most beloved polyamory podcast. Things happen! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that doesn't know what's good for it. On this episode: the incredible Mx. Dahlia Belle returns to the pod to peak the microphones with pure chaos — first on "Ask the Amateurs," and then on a the inaugural edition of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot." But first! Faced with continued silence to the north, the 'cule sends a "Reed Alert" across the pond — but not before insulting every available English-speaking nation. Even better? They open up the mail bag for the first time ever to let all the ghosts out on the first-ever installment of "DM Sliders." Oh, and they may just be starting a rap beef with the most world's most beloved polyamory podcast. Things happen! </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3600</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that doesn't know what's good for it. On this episode: the incredible Mx. Dahlia Belle returns to the pod to peak the microphones with pure chaos — first on "Ask the Amateurs," and then on a the inaugural edition of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot." But first! Faced with continued silence to the north, the 'cule sends a "Reed Alert" across the pond — but not before insulting every available English-speaking nation. Even better? They open up the mail bag for the first time ever to let all the ghosts out on the first-ever installment of "DM Sliders." Oh, and they may just be starting a rap beef with the most world's most beloved polyamory podcast. Things happen! </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Keep My Dog's Name Out of Your Whore Mouth</title>
      <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>58</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Keep My Dog's Name Out of Your Whore Mouth</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Psst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly Mindf*cks," as well. But it's all part and parcel of the great big Bone to End All Bones. Open wide!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Psst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly Mindf*cks," as well. But it's all part and parcel of the great big Bone to End All Bones. Open wide!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3545</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Psst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly Mindf*cks," as well. But it's all part and parcel of the great big Bone to End All Bones. Open wide!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Psst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Lube Fairy for President — With Brett Chamberlin</title>
      <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Lube Fairy for President — With Brett Chamberlin</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Polyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetry. You might think it's the most practical "Practical Poly" of all time — until we start talking about the Orgy Dome. But first! Sober Nichole does her best Drunk Nichole for the edition of "Monogamy RUOK" that needs you to take its keys. A Stubert asks about enmeshment on "Ask the Amateurs," and the 'cule repeats the word until it becomes a mishmash of mush in the mouth. Enhmernshmentsh. Ernmishmerths. Onmashmiths!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Polyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetry. You might think it's the most practical "Practical Poly" of all time — until we start talking about the Orgy Dome. But first! Sober Nichole does her best Drunk Nichole for the edition of "Monogamy RUOK" that needs you to take its keys. A Stubert asks about enmeshment on "Ask the Amateurs," and the 'cule repeats the word until it becomes a mishmash of mush in the mouth. Enhmernshmentsh. Ernmishmerths. Onmashmiths!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3528</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Polyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetry. You might think it's the most practical "Practical Poly" of all time — until we start talking about the Orgy Dome. But first! Sober Nichole does her best Drunk Nichole for the edition of "Monogamy RUOK" that needs you to take its keys. A Stubert asks about enmeshment on "Ask the Amateurs," and the 'cule repeats the word until it becomes a mishmash of mush in the mouth. Enhmernshmentsh. Ernmishmerths. Onmashmiths!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Polyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetr</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle Hy</title>
      <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bald Eagle, but With Karen Hair — With Michelle Hy</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. She sticks around — go figure! — for a round of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple who would like to enjoy you, and pour into you, and to throw boats at you with their cannon arms. (You had to be there.) But first! The 'cule shares the first-ever audience-provided "Bone to Pick," and it's a nice thick Femur of Anger. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. She sticks around — go figure! — for a round of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple who would like to enjoy you, and pour into you, and to throw boats at you with their cannon arms. (You had to be there.) But first! The 'cule shares the first-ever audience-provided "Bone to Pick," and it's a nice thick Femur of Anger. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:author>The PolyAmateurs</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3567</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. She sticks around — go figure! — for a round of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple who would like to enjoy you, and pour into you, and to throw boats at you with their cannon arms. (You had to be there.) But first! The 'cule shares the first-ever audience-provided "Bone to Pick," and it's a nice thick Femur of Anger. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. S</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Sluts in Space — With John Billingsley</title>
      <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Sluts in Space — With John Billingsley</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a million others, for "Practical Poly" — because he's PRACTICALLY poly? AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, the 'cule then explores the world of hockey smut (???) on "Monogamy RUOK?" Please help us with this one, Canada. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a million others, for "Practical Poly" — because he's PRACTICALLY poly? AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, the 'cule then explores the world of hockey smut (???) on "Monogamy RUOK?" Please help us with this one, Canada. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3587</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a million others, for "Practical Poly" — because he's PRACTICALLY poly? AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, the 'cule then explores the world of hockey smut (???) on "Monogamy RUOK?" Please help us with this one, Canada. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bat Boy Sighted in Portland Polycule!</title>
      <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bat Boy Sighted in Portland Polycule!</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/3f4e7968</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nut salute in our first-ever Stubert-aroused edition of "Spit Toasting." And a Nichole's friend puts Daniel and Laurel on the wedding waitlist on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Bonus: a basic bitch of a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and double-sided hit single with "Calendar in My Mind" and "Labor Dog." </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nut salute in our first-ever Stubert-aroused edition of "Spit Toasting." And a Nichole's friend puts Daniel and Laurel on the wedding waitlist on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Bonus: a basic bitch of a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and double-sided hit single with "Calendar in My Mind" and "Labor Dog." </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:author>The PolyAmateurs</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3502</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nut salute in our first-ever Stubert-aroused edition of "Spit Toasting." And a Nichole's friend puts Daniel and Laurel on the wedding waitlist on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Bonus: a basic bitch of a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and double-sided hit single with "Calendar in My Mind" and "Labor Dog." </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nu</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Monogamy? In This Apocalypse?!</title>
      <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Monogamy? In This Apocalypse?!</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/fbf793ab</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3456</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Naked Moonwalking This Way</title>
      <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Naked Moonwalking This Way</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/56e526f9</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:author>The PolyAmateurs</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3596</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>My Penis Name Is Stallion — With Annie Undone</title>
      <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>My Penis Name Is Stallion — With Annie Undone</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/367b325c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans. </p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans. </p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:author>The PolyAmateurs</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3578</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding feal</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Kitchen Floor Poly — With Alex Alberto</title>
      <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Kitchen Floor Poly — With Alex Alberto</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to rep the French-Canadian polyamorous accent on "Practical Poly." And the 'cule discusses the drawbacks of hookup middle-management on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to rep the French-Canadian polyamorous accent on "Practical Poly." And the 'cule discusses the drawbacks of hookup middle-management on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3591</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to rep the French-Canadian polyamorous accent on "Practical Poly." And the 'cule discusses the drawbacks of hookup middle-management on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a polyamory podcast in the same way that Galaxy Quest is a Star Trek movie. On this episode: Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with perimenopause, a.k.a. Perry Menopause — everyone's least favorite drag king. Alex Alberto, author of "Entwined," shows up to</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Turkeys ARE What They Seem</title>
      <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Turkeys ARE What They Seem</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a question for which all the answers are "therapy" on "Ask the Amateurs." And the Mayor of Polytown from Oregon's farmy side discusses the vital role of the Village Slut on "My Own Poly Idaho." Bonus: Daniel butchers the Finnish language on the latest "Reed Alert!"</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a question for which all the answers are "therapy" on "Ask the Amateurs." And the Mayor of Polytown from Oregon's farmy side discusses the vital role of the Village Slut on "My Own Poly Idaho." Bonus: Daniel butchers the Finnish language on the latest "Reed Alert!"</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3596</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a question for which all the answers are "therapy" on "Ask the Amateurs." And the Mayor of Polytown from Oregon's farmy side discusses the vital role of the Village Slut on "My Own Poly Idaho." Bonus: Daniel butchers the Finnish language on the latest "Reed Alert!"</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast that can't remember your name, even though you said it two minutes ago. On this episode: The 'cule discusses polygamous soft drinks and Ne-Yo's relationship pyramid on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." A Stubert has a que</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Tie-Me-Up Tuesday — With Poly Poly Oxen Free</title>
      <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Tie-Me-Up Tuesday — With Poly Poly Oxen Free</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c0b9d3c8</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "Practical Poly." The whole gang extends an "Invitation to Love" to an old-school Stubert. And this invitation reads... "SHOW. US. YOUR. GOOF."</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "Practical Poly." The whole gang extends an "Invitation to Love" to an old-school Stubert. And this invitation reads... "SHOW. US. YOUR. GOOF."</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3581</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "Practical Poly." The whole gang extends an "Invitation to Love" to an old-school Stubert. And this invitation reads... "SHOW. US. YOUR. GOOF."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast that wears a funny hat. On this episode: The 'cule goes goes down the dark rabbit hole of American reality TV for "Monogamy, RUOK?" Rose Oser of the live poly dating game show "Poly Poly Oxen Free" reps the impractical side of "</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bring Me My Breakup Candy! — With Annie Undone</title>
      <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bring Me My Breakup Candy! — With Annie Undone</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c330e978</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets the klezmer shimmies for a couple of '90s jams on "Is This Poly?!" </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets the klezmer shimmies for a couple of '90s jams on "Is This Poly?!" </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c330e978/44bba0ef.mp3" length="57486423" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3593</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets the klezmer shimmies for a couple of '90s jams on "Is This Poly?!" </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast that's weird at parties. On this episode: When Nichole has a "Bone to Pick," Daniel and Laurel chant, "Pick it harder!" The great Annie Undone is back for a special HPV-normalizing edition of "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule gets t</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Life Begins at Booty Hole — With Mx. Dahlia Belle</title>
      <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Life Begins at Booty Hole — With Mx. Dahlia Belle</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c2c85bc3</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to finally deliver on our promise of being "the funny poly podcast." But first, Nichole helps Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged — while keeping their poly street cred! — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." They even slip in a quick "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," while they're at it. They can't help but slip it in. Heh heh heh. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to finally deliver on our promise of being "the funny poly podcast." But first, Nichole helps Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged — while keeping their poly street cred! — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." They even slip in a quick "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," while they're at it. They can't help but slip it in. Heh heh heh. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3588</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to finally deliver on our promise of being "the funny poly podcast." But first, Nichole helps Daniel and Laurel get illegally engaged — while keeping their poly street cred! — on "Crazy Sexy Poly." They even slip in a quick "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," while they're at it. They can't help but slip it in. Heh heh heh. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast that's too 'cule for school. On this episode: Comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle (featured in Hannah Gadsby's "Gender Agenda" on Netflix) joins the PolyAmateurs for the final boss of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," to talk bidets, and to final</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Wearing Crocs... and Nothing Else — With Courtney Brame</title>
      <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Wearing Crocs... and Nothing Else — With Courtney Brame</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3584</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to do about a two-year work crush on "Ask the Amateurs." And we close it out with a "Reed Alert" announcement of our slutty residency at Star Trek Las Vegas.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's THAT polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule assesses an open marriage/multi-level marketing scheme on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." Courtney Brame stops by to actually do some good around here on "Practical Poly." A Stubert wants to know what to d</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Everyone's a Little Pedro-Sexual</title>
      <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Everyone's a Little Pedro-Sexual</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/f02605f1</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>Not your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "Ask the Amateurs." And an imaginary partner proves to be wonderfully real on a special pan-Europe edition of "My Own Poly Idaho." BONUS: A sexually charged Reddit roundup on "Poly Pyramid Scheme."</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Not your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "Ask the Amateurs." And an imaginary partner proves to be wonderfully real on a special pan-Europe edition of "My Own Poly Idaho." BONUS: A sexually charged Reddit roundup on "Poly Pyramid Scheme."</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/f02605f1/daff927a.mp3" length="57582943" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>The PolyAmateurs</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3599</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Not your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "Ask the Amateurs." And an imaginary partner proves to be wonderfully real on a special pan-Europe edition of "My Own Poly Idaho." BONUS: A sexually charged Reddit roundup on "Poly Pyramid Scheme."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Not your mom's polyamory podcast. But...maybe also your mom's polyamory podcast. On this episode: The 'cule shares an oldie-but-scary in a "Story About Our Dogs" / "Crazy Sexy Poly" mashup. A Stubert needs come-down advice for a psychedelic NRE trip on "A</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Codependent Cat in the Hat</title>
      <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Codependent Cat in the Hat</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/bc8a7f20</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/bc8a7f20/17d97376.mp3" length="57391924" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3587</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the Amateurs." A barber tells an epic not-really-poly poly story to a captive Daniel on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The polyamory podcast that needs a freakin' nap. On this episode: The 'cule will not bang them in a house, and will not bang them in a blouse on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." A Stubert asks how to disclose their sluttery when flirting in the wild on "Ask the </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>We Won This Spatula at the Puppet Slam</title>
      <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>We Won This Spatula at the Puppet Slam</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast AND a dessert topping. On this episode: Zoey reveals her toxic-monogamy colors on the inaugural installment of "A Story About Our Dogs." Nichole questions the very existence of dick on "Bone to Pick." Laurel shares a wholesome/unwholesome three-bears story on "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." The polycule gets railed by a extra-long question on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a loud-hat cult to the courtroom for "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's a polyamory podcast AND a dessert topping. On this episode: Zoey reveals her toxic-monogamy colors on the inaugural installment of "A Story About Our Dogs." Nichole questions the very existence of dick on "Bone to Pick." Laurel shares a wholesome/unwholesome three-bears story on "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." The polycule gets railed by a extra-long question on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel brings a loud-hat cult to the courtroom for "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>I Should Have Been a Shrimp Dentist — With Shrimp Teeth / Sam Cat</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3600</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Trust You Because You're Chained to the Radiator</title>
      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>I Trust You Because You're Chained to the Radiator</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the poly podcast that identifies as a luck dragon. On this episode: Nichole CANNOT EVEN on the inaugural installment of "Monogamy, RUOK?" Daniel whistles nonchalantly at a codependency question on "Ask the Amateurs." And Laurel accepts Prince as her Poly Higher Power on "Is This Poly?!"</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the poly podcast that identifies as a luck dragon. On this episode: Nichole CANNOT EVEN on the inaugural installment of "Monogamy, RUOK?" Daniel whistles nonchalantly at a codependency question on "Ask the Amateurs." And Laurel accepts Prince as her Poly Higher Power on "Is This Poly?!"</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The sluttiest of all possible polyamory podcasts. On this episode: The 'cule enters the news biz with the inaugural installment of "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy." They conjecture about the possible existence of the Ghost Wife on "Ask the Amateurs." And on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," they take a long hard look at what it will take to break the cycle of lingerie-fueled madness. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Astral Rejection</title>
      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The polyamory podcast that's not your freaking therapist. Nichole shares a "Bone to Pick" about a Steely Dansplainer who has somehow reached 40 without understanding HSV. Laurel brings a question from a newbie Stubie to "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel goes full-on red-string theory on the B-52's "Love Shack," bayyyyyy-beeeeeeee. Love Shack, baby. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast, but no, we don't play Dungeons &amp; Dragons. The 'cule brings their love for Fran Drescher to work in a Very Special Edition of "Reed Alert." A normie Stubert asks how to show up for Poly Pride on "Ask the Amateurs." It's impossible to tell the difference between the ostensibly hot wife and her cloned unicorn-in-residence on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." </p>]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's a polyamory podcast, but no, we don't play Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons. The 'cule brings their love for Fran Drescher to work in a Very Special Edition of "Reed Alert." A normie Stubert asks how to show up for Poly Pride on "Ask the Amateurs." It's imposs</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:title>Stop Gasleaking Me!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s Jewish masculinity (i.e. Leonard Cohen) on "Is This Poly?!" </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s Jewish masculinity (i.e. Leonard Cohen) on "Is This Poly?!" </p>]]>
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      <itunes:summary>It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s Jewish masculinity (i.e. Leonard Cohen) on "Is This Poly?!" </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the Citizen Kane of comedy polyamory podcasts. Laurel goes for the femur on a ex-boyfriend edition of "Bone to Pick." Nichole denies all knowledge of the question on a group-sex-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel reveals his fascination for peak '80s </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3600</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Michelle Hy, a.k.a. @PolyamorousWhileAsian, joins the PolyAmateurs to dish hawt takes and advocate for pervert representation on "Practical Poly." She's able to tolerate the 'cule long enough to stick around for an "Is This Poly?!" that looks at "Past Liv</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Sex Cult Marketing 101</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>How has Nichole's dating life been going? Not great, Bob! It's another installment of "Invitation to Love." A Stubert wants to know how to keep it slutty on "Ask the Amateurs" and the 'cule answers in song — among other things. The pod takes a turn for the trashy on a special Indie Sleaze edition of "Is This Poly?!"</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>The Angry Nichole Episode</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nichole is simply annoyed by the Penn &amp; Teller of swingers on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  Nichole is not f***ing having any of a kinky question on "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole is about to burst into an incandescent flame of cosmic fury when the 'cule looks at "Curiosa" for "Is This Poly?!" Daniel and Laurel simply take in the fireworks. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nichole is simply annoyed by the Penn &amp; Teller of swingers on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  Nichole is not f***ing having any of a kinky question on "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole is about to burst into an incandescent flame of cosmic fury when the 'cule looks at "Curiosa" for "Is This Poly?!" Daniel and Laurel simply take in the fireworks. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3599</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Every Time I Get Married...</title>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Every Time I Get Married...</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nichole blames Daniel, and Daniel blames himself, on a belated holiday-themed "Poly Mindf***." Laurel once again shows her Marxist/Trekkie colors on a tapas-plated "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule settles into the homestead as they examine "Love Off the Grid" for "Is This Poly?!"</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3226</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Nichole blames Daniel, and Daniel blames himself, on a belated holiday-themed "Poly Mindf***." Laurel once again shows her Marxist/Trekkie colors on a tapas-plated "Ask the Amateurs." The 'cule settles into the homestead as they examine "Love Off the Grid" for "Is This Poly?!"</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Under Threat of Kindness</title>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Under Threat of Kindness</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Laurel confirms there is no such thing as safe texting in a "Poly Mindf***." Daniel ambushes Nichole with kindness from all quarters in a surprise birthday edition of "Spit Toasting." The 'cule finally answers for their nuptial habits in "Ask the Amateurs." Plus! A "Poly Pyramid Scheme" callout for plain ol' fashioned questions and a "Normie Corner" for NRE. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Laurel confirms there is no such thing as safe texting in a "Poly Mindf***." Daniel ambushes Nichole with kindness from all quarters in a surprise birthday edition of "Spit Toasting." The 'cule finally answers for their nuptial habits in "Ask the Amateurs." Plus! A "Poly Pyramid Scheme" callout for plain ol' fashioned questions and a "Normie Corner" for NRE. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3525</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Tiny Tomatoes! Tiny Tomatoes!</title>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3568</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Poly Sharks Vs. Poly Jets</title>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Poly Sharks Vs. Poly Jets</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3526</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>On our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Show Them Your Joy and Your T*ts</title>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Show Them Your Joy and Your T*ts</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3552</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Magic: The Gathering of Sh***y Men</title>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Magic: The Gathering of Sh***y Men</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3596</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this P</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>We're Gonna Need a Zendayagram</title>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>We're Gonna Need a Zendayagram</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Discovering Masturbation and Mark Ruffalo</title>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Discovering Masturbation and Mark Ruffalo</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Daniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team looks at "Poor Things" on "Is This Poly?!" Plus: a "Normy Corner" to explain "primary partners," who are, you know, more important than you.  </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Daniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team looks at "Poor Things" on "Is This Poly?!" Plus: a "Normy Corner" to explain "primary partners," who are, you know, more important than you.  </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Daniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team l</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Universal Dissociative Quality of Fathers</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Universal Dissociative Quality of Fathers</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>For our inaugural "My Own Poly Idaho" segment, Daniel calls up the entire state of Iowa, since they both start with I. Laurel braves the father's den in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole role plays as a s***ty swinger in "Poly Mindf**k."</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>For our inaugural "My Own Poly Idaho" segment, Daniel calls up the entire state of Iowa, since they both start with I. Laurel braves the father's den in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole role plays as a s***ty swinger in "Poly Mindf**k."</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Rodney Dangerfield, Tantric Guru</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>Rodney Dangerfield, Tantric Guru</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Daniel reads a blood-curdling dating profile for a lame sex cult on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole wonders whether her neuro is divergent enough on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel has a nervous breakdown at a mini-golf windmill on "Poly Mindf**k."</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2024 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3311</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Our Home Is the Waffle, Our Time Together Is the Syrup</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 01:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Batman's Nudes: The Bat Catalog</title>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Batman's Nudes: The Bat Catalog</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 01:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3382</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."  </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!</title>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>BISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly?" </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly?" </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 01:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>The PolyAmateurs</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3510</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly?" </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>That Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-Earther</title>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>That Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-Earther</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women," an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women," an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 23:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3233</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women," an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Profe</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:title>Joy, Depression, Whimsy, and Terror</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pretend that there's even any question about "Couple to Throuple." </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pretend that there's even any question about "Couple to Throuple." </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 20:26:44 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>PolyAmateur Hour</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2639</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>It's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pretend that there's even any question about "Couple to Throuple." </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pr</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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