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        <![CDATA[<p>Blackberry-Picking<br>by Seamus Heaney</p><p>Late August, given heavy rain and sun</p><p>For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.</p><p>At first, just one, a glossy purple clot</p><p>Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.</p><p>You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet</p><p>Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it</p><p>Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for</p><p>Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger</p><p>Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots</p><p>Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots.</p><p>Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills</p><p>We trekked and picked until the cans were full,</p><p>Until the tinkling bottom had been covered</p><p>With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned</p><p>Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered</p><p>With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard's.</p><p><br></p><p>We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre.</p><p>But when the bath was filled we found a fur,</p><p>A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache.</p><p>The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush</p><p>The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour.</p><p>I always felt like crying. It wasn't fair</p><p>That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot.</p><p>Each year I hoped they'd keep, knew they would not.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Blackberry-Picking<br>by Seamus Heaney</p><p>Late August, given heavy rain and sun</p><p>For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.</p><p>At first, just one, a glossy purple clot</p><p>Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.</p><p>You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet</p><p>Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it</p><p>Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for</p><p>Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger</p><p>Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots</p><p>Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots.</p><p>Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills</p><p>We trekked and picked until the cans were full,</p><p>Until the tinkling bottom had been covered</p><p>With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned</p><p>Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered</p><p>With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard's.</p><p><br></p><p>We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre.</p><p>But when the bath was filled we found a fur,</p><p>A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache.</p><p>The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush</p><p>The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour.</p><p>I always felt like crying. It wasn't fair</p><p>That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot.</p><p>Each year I hoped they'd keep, knew they would not.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Blackberry-Picking<br>by Seamus Heaney</p><p>Late August, given heavy rain and sun</p><p>For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.</p><p>At first, just one, a glossy purple clot</p><p>Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.</p><p>You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet</p><p>Like thickened wine: summer's blood was in it</p><p>Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for</p><p>Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger</p><p>Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots</p><p>Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots.</p><p>Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills</p><p>We trekked and picked until the cans were full,</p><p>Until the tinkling bottom had been covered</p><p>With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned</p><p>Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered</p><p>With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard's.</p><p><br></p><p>We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre.</p><p>But when the bath was filled we found a fur,</p><p>A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache.</p><p>The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush</p><p>The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour.</p><p>I always felt like crying. It wasn't fair</p><p>That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot.</p><p>Each year I hoped they'd keep, knew they would not.</p>]]>
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      <title>The Smoke House</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>written and read</p><p>by </p><p>Thomas Woodrow</p><p>For Benjamin Woodrow-Fisch</p><p>Who wanted a scary story with a monster</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, because you never know...</p><p>...who they really are.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, because you never know...</p><p>...who they really are.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, because you never know...</p><p>...who they really are.</p>]]>
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      <title>The Evening News, E04</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, cos you never know...</p><p>...who they really are.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, cos you never know...</p><p>...who they really are.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 09:55:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, cos you never know...</p><p>...who they really are.</p>]]>
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      <title>"Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird"</title>
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      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird"</p><p>by Wallace Stevens</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2026 08:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird"</p><p>by Wallace Stevens</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Jabberwocky"</p><p>by Lewis Carroll</p><p>’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves</p><p>Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:</p><p>All mimsy were the borogoves,</p><p>And the mome raths outgrabe.</p><p>“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!</p><p>The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!</p><p>Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun</p><p>The frumious Bandersnatch!”</p><p>He took his vorpal sword in hand;</p><p>Long time the manxome foe he sought—</p><p>So rested he by the Tumtum tree</p><p>And stood awhile in thought.</p><p>And, as in uffish thought he stood,</p><p>The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,</p><p>Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,</p><p>And burbled as it came!</p><p>One, two! One, two! And through and through</p><p>The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!</p><p>He left it dead, and with its head</p><p>He went galumphing back.</p><p>“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?</p><p>Come to my arms, my beamish boy!</p><p>O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”</p><p>He chortled in his joy.</p><p>’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves</p><p>Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:</p><p>All mimsy were the borogoves,</p><p>And the mome raths outgrabe.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Jabberwocky"</p><p>by Lewis Carroll</p><p>’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves</p><p>Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:</p><p>All mimsy were the borogoves,</p><p>And the mome raths outgrabe.</p><p>“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!</p><p>The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!</p><p>Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun</p><p>The frumious Bandersnatch!”</p><p>He took his vorpal sword in hand;</p><p>Long time the manxome foe he sought—</p><p>So rested he by the Tumtum tree</p><p>And stood awhile in thought.</p><p>And, as in uffish thought he stood,</p><p>The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,</p><p>Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,</p><p>And burbled as it came!</p><p>One, two! One, two! And through and through</p><p>The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!</p><p>He left it dead, and with its head</p><p>He went galumphing back.</p><p>“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?</p><p>Come to my arms, my beamish boy!</p><p>O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”</p><p>He chortled in his joy.</p><p>’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves</p><p>Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:</p><p>All mimsy were the borogoves,</p><p>And the mome raths outgrabe.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 10:05:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Jabberwocky"</p><p>by Lewis Carroll</p><p>’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves</p><p>Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:</p><p>All mimsy were the borogoves,</p><p>And the mome raths outgrabe.</p><p>“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!</p><p>The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!</p><p>Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun</p><p>The frumious Bandersnatch!”</p><p>He took his vorpal sword in hand;</p><p>Long time the manxome foe he sought—</p><p>So rested he by the Tumtum tree</p><p>And stood awhile in thought.</p><p>And, as in uffish thought he stood,</p><p>The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,</p><p>Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,</p><p>And burbled as it came!</p><p>One, two! One, two! And through and through</p><p>The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!</p><p>He left it dead, and with its head</p><p>He went galumphing back.</p><p>“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?</p><p>Come to my arms, my beamish boy!</p><p>O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”</p><p>He chortled in his joy.</p><p>’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves</p><p>Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:</p><p>All mimsy were the borogoves,</p><p>And the mome raths outgrabe.</p>]]>
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      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Anecdote of the Prince of Peacocks"</p><p>By Wallace Stevens</p><p>In the moonlight</p><p>I met Berserk,</p><p>In the moonlight</p><p>On the bushy plain.</p><p>Oh, sharp he was</p><p>As the sleepless!</p><p>And, “Why are you red</p><p>In this milky blue?”</p><p>I said.</p><p>“Why sun-colored,</p><p>As if awake</p><p>In the midst of sleep?”</p><p>“You that wander,”</p><p>So he said,</p><p>“On the bushy plain,</p><p>Forget so soon.</p><p>But I set my traps</p><p>In the midst of dreams.”</p><p>I knew from this</p><p>That the blue ground</p><p>Was full of blocks</p><p>And blocking steel.</p><p>I knew the dread</p><p>Of the bushy plain,</p><p>And the beauty</p><p>Of the moonlight</p><p>Falling there,</p><p>Falling</p><p>As sleep falls</p><p>In the innocent air.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Anecdote of the Prince of Peacocks"</p><p>By Wallace Stevens</p><p>In the moonlight</p><p>I met Berserk,</p><p>In the moonlight</p><p>On the bushy plain.</p><p>Oh, sharp he was</p><p>As the sleepless!</p><p>And, “Why are you red</p><p>In this milky blue?”</p><p>I said.</p><p>“Why sun-colored,</p><p>As if awake</p><p>In the midst of sleep?”</p><p>“You that wander,”</p><p>So he said,</p><p>“On the bushy plain,</p><p>Forget so soon.</p><p>But I set my traps</p><p>In the midst of dreams.”</p><p>I knew from this</p><p>That the blue ground</p><p>Was full of blocks</p><p>And blocking steel.</p><p>I knew the dread</p><p>Of the bushy plain,</p><p>And the beauty</p><p>Of the moonlight</p><p>Falling there,</p><p>Falling</p><p>As sleep falls</p><p>In the innocent air.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Anecdote of the Prince of Peacocks"</p><p>By Wallace Stevens</p><p>In the moonlight</p><p>I met Berserk,</p><p>In the moonlight</p><p>On the bushy plain.</p><p>Oh, sharp he was</p><p>As the sleepless!</p><p>And, “Why are you red</p><p>In this milky blue?”</p><p>I said.</p><p>“Why sun-colored,</p><p>As if awake</p><p>In the midst of sleep?”</p><p>“You that wander,”</p><p>So he said,</p><p>“On the bushy plain,</p><p>Forget so soon.</p><p>But I set my traps</p><p>In the midst of dreams.”</p><p>I knew from this</p><p>That the blue ground</p><p>Was full of blocks</p><p>And blocking steel.</p><p>I knew the dread</p><p>Of the bushy plain,</p><p>And the beauty</p><p>Of the moonlight</p><p>Falling there,</p><p>Falling</p><p>As sleep falls</p><p>In the innocent air.</p>]]>
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      <title>The Clash of the Superheroes</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"The Clash of the Superheroes"</p><p>by</p><p>Benjamin Woodrow-Fisch</p><p>and</p><p>Thomas Woodrow</p><p>Two superheroes, each attempting to rescue a cat from destruction by an exploding ball of yarn, clash over who should save the day. Mayhem — and life lessons — follow.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves.</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know. </p><p>Because you never know who they really are.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, because you never know who they really are.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look out for yourselves</p><p>Don't eat too much cheese.</p><p>And be kind to people you don't know, because you never know who they really are.</p>]]>
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