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Show me “code nerd” in the job requirements

Jellyfish — Wed, 27 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Is passion really a must to succeed in the tech world?

Grace, a coding apprentice, gets called out for not being “passionate enough” about her work. But what does “passionate enough” look like and is that really what matters most in tech?

In this episode, we challenge this stereotype and explore how your skills, not your obsession, should define your success. If you’ve ever felt like passion alone doesn’t cut it, this one’s for you.

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Highlights:

Passion vs. Performance: Why passion isn’t always the key to tech success
The “Code Nerd” Stereotype: Breaking free from the narrow mold in tech
Balancing Passion: How to stay true to yourself while thriving in your career

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro

(02:29) Do you need passion to succeed in tech?

(03:35) Grace’s apprenticeship journey: balancing school and work

(05:06) Not “passionate enough” about coding

(05:38) Trying to prove herself at work

(08:57) Being procedural VS. creative

(10:46) The inappropriate comparison to a male coworker

(14:17) The “passion engineer” stereotype and its impact on career

Simon says, "let AI do it all"

Jellyfish — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0400

What happens when our most senior engineer stops writing code altogether and lets AI handle everything? Well, you can expect projects and productivity to go out the window.

Meet Simon, who is about 30+ years into the game and fully convinced that AI will fully replace the developer. From trying to build a model that could replace the whole team, to refusing to touch a pull request without an AI agent, his workflow has gone from experimental to whack.

If you’ve ever worked with someone who is blindly chasing after shiny new tech at the expense of deadlines, quality, and team morale, then this one will feel eerily familiar.

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Highlights:

Full AI Adoption: What happens when “prompt-only” coding takes over
Leadership Lessons: Why avoiding the hard but real conversations make problems worse
Team Impact: How one person’s workflow can ripple across an entire organization

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro

(02:24) Loving shiny new tools after 30 years of experience
(05:15) Ambitious AI side project with zero business fit
(06:12) Only coding through AI prompts, no edits
(08:45) Slower work, more bugs, mounting frustration
(13:09) How managers should address extreme AI adoption
(23:39) Head of engineering crashes standup, chaos follows
(25:48) Telling a new junior they’ll soon be jobless

This FAANG ruined my family

Jellyfish — Wed, 30 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Imagine sibling rivalry at its finest, but now dip it into tech.

Meet Julian and Ava, two Ivy League computer science students with very different career paths. One’s endlessly stacking internships at Amazon, Google, and other big names, while the other’s soaking up Europe, partying, and living her best life.

When they both go after the same job… turmoil starts to enter.

Ever faced some serious competition from a sibling when it comes landing your dream job? This one’s for you.

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Highlights:

Tech Career Hustle: When family and ambition collide
Sibling Showdown: Can you both win in tech?
Job Hunt Drama: How far will you go to land that offer?

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro
(06:13) Different paths: internships vs. living your best life
(10:18) Should you follow the tech grind or just chill?
(12:15) The Google dilemma - who gets in first?
(13:39) When parents take your sibling’s side
(15:51) How hard work pays off in tech interviews
(19:20) The entitlement of expecting career handouts

Great at code, dating not so much

Jellyfish — Wed, 16 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0400

A date so bad, it felt like a work meeting? Yeah, that happened.

Meet Rochelle, who thought she was going on a quirky first date with a software engineer - until an 8-minute voice memo, an unhinged rant about remote work, and a very questionable boss threat turned everything upside down.

If you’ve ever tried to date in tech and found yourself knee-deep in awkward convos and glaring red flags, you'll totally get this one.

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Highlights:

Tech-Savvy Dating: When your date asks you to give a presentation on your first date
Remote Work Woes: How far is too far when it comes to job complaints?
Red Flag Radar: Recognizing the signs...before they send you an 8-minute voice memo.

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro

(02:03) Quirky date idea that’s almost too much

(04:08) Complaining about remote work on a first date

(07:20) The eight-minute voice memo and hidden recording

(10:02) When venting about work goes too far

(14:15) How the tech bubble affects dating expectations

(16:27) Rochelle’s final move

(21:31) Final reflections about this tech love story

You said to use AI, you didn’t say to use it well

Jellyfish — Wed, 02 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Ever looked at a pull request and thought…welp.

Meet Raj, a tech lead just trying to do his job, until his team is buried under an avalanche of AI-generated chaos. We’re talking 10,000-line PRs, hallucinated services, broken tests, and a very real security scare. All in the name of speed?

This episode is for anyone who has watched AI tools get tossed into engineering orgs with zero training, no guardrails, and that faster is always better.

Come on, we’re better than “just add AI.”

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No senior, no safety net

Jellyfish — Wed, 18 Jun 2025 05:00:00 -0400

David, a junior engineer at a fintech company, is instantly zapped into a project that quickly becomes a memorable early dev experience (both technically and interpersonally). He’s tasked with building a feature alone after his senior engineer gets sidetracked, and unfortunately for him, his junior experience does not meet the high expectations, to put it lightly.

What starts as an exciting opportunity turns into a rough ride. David is under pressure to deliver a critical feature with little guidance, and as his timeline gets tighter, the stakes grow higher. When the feature crashes during testing, it sparks a public reprimand that no one saw coming. The worst part? No one steps in to defend him, and the senior engineer stays silent.

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Highlights:

The Pressure Cooker: How being thrown into the deep end feels
Silent Treatment: The consequences of no backup when things go wrong
Career Lessons: How public failure can shape your future

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Pushing a junior engineer into the deep end

(06:44) Junior engineers and unrealistic timelines

(09:28) Optimism vs. reality in engineering

(11:42) Performance issues emerge in staging

(13:10) David’s public criticism in the meeting

(16:02) No intervention when David is called out

(21:43) David’s recovery and new opportunities

When asking ‘why?’ gets you fired

Jellyfish — Wed, 04 Jun 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Avery lands a senior role at, let’s just call the company Seat Snag, with a big paycheck and high expectations. But when his questions about company processes start raising eyebrows, ish hits the fan.

What seemed like a normal transition turns into a clash of cultures. Avery’s quest for clarity turns into frustration, and while he was encouraged to switch teams, doing so only made it worse. Finally, when customer complaints surface online, Avery goes into detective mode, and that’s where the cracks really start to show.

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Highlights:

The Curious Cat: When being curious actually harms your tenure
Culture Meets Crash Test Dummy: Being an outlier in the company norms
Making Headlines: Bad publicity is still publicity, right!?

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Avery joins Seat Snag

(05:16) The side project becomes the main gig

(07:00) In search of needed documentation

(10:12) Avery’s constant questions start to raise flags

(13:49) Data team mystery

(15:40) CEO’s demo surprise

(21:12) Avery takes it to social media

(24:10) The aftermath and new opportunities

Security panic at the disco

Jellyfish — Wed, 21 May 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Sometimes getting random DMs in your online community doesn’t always work out like you want it to.

Picture this, you're Aubrey, a cybersecurity pro thriving in a fast-paced tech scene. Everything’s going smoothly until you try to do a nice thing - offering some extra tickets to a local disco costume party. Sounds harmless, right…right!?

Enter Ted: a seemingly well-meaning but totally clueless guy who doesn’t quite get the boundaries. What starts as a small gesture develops into a series of awkward DMs, boundary-pushing, and what we’d call very awkward exchanges, oof!

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Highlights:

Ted Doesn’t Get the Memo: You gotta read the room yo!
Aubrey Goes CSI: It all starts with the phone number
Community Vigilance: Moderators, we love you, thanks for keeping communities safe!

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro
(03:47) Aubrey’s generous ticket giveaway
(07:02) Ted’s unsolicited messages start flooding in
(09:10) Boundaries set, but Ted doesn’t get the hint
(12:55) Crossing over the cybersecurity line
(17:02) When online turns real
(20:52) Aubrey plays CSI on Ted
(25:40) Community moderators step in
(28:09) The moral of the story: Privacy, people

Oh, now it’s urgent? Cute.

Jellyfish — Wed, 07 May 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Imagine you’re our good friend Logan (aka the Wolverine) and work is steady – yay! When all of a sudden a “low priority” side project made it to the CEO’s radar…bummer.

Chaos begins, stress rises, deadlines shift, and communication has flown out the window. What was once a simple task is now a ticking time bomb. With a small team and virtually no additional resources, Logan’s feeling the summer heat early. As icing on the cake, throw in an MIA manager while the CEO presses for a demo that isn’t even ready.

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Highlights:

Low prio is High Prio: When “no rush” actually means “drop everything now”
Communication Void: Weekly updates on Slack with nothing but a thumbs up
CEO Curveballs: The art of war in urgent demands from the Big Boss

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro

(01:47) A nightmare on techstreet

(03:33) Logan: solo support and side quests

(05:16) The “side project” that’s not side

(10:12) Priorities lost in translation

(13:49) Professor X wants the integration

(15:40) CEO’s surprise: where’s the demo button?

(18:58) New deadline, instant chaos, Logan’s dread

(21:12) Panic mode: calling all hands

Espionage was not in the job description

Jellyfish — Wed, 23 Apr 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Lily’s onboarding plan? Hit the ground running. Bart’s plan? Monitor her calendar like it’s a live-action thriller. From week one, it’s all tension, mixed signals, and a staff engineer just trying to do her job.

This episode follows the slow-motion implosion of a tech team where one EM’s insecurities create a ripple effect of firings, confusion, and eventually, some pretty unconventional tactics from leadership. There’s a spy, some corporate melodrama, and a reminder that being good at your job can really tick off the wrong people.

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Highlights:

Spy Games: When leadership plants someone on your team just to confirm your EM is the problem
Calendar Chaos: Lily tries to onboard, Bart tries to control every meeting she has
Skip-Level SOS: Why going around your manager might’ve saved this entire mess earlier

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro
(00:13) Bruises, burnout, and beach dreams
(01:46) Lil Instinct lands the job, kinda
(03:11) Bart shows up weird from day one
(04:53) Trusting your gut when it’s sus
(07:11) New gig, same mess, calendar police
(09:30) Bart micromanages like it’s his hobby
(13:52) Being helpful somehow makes it worse
(18:52) Should’ve gone skip-level yesterday
(26:36) Surprise! The new guy was a spy
(29:45) Bart’s gone and finally, peace returns
(34:38) Tech trauma is real, but so is recovery

Her majesty, the principal engineer

Jellyfish — Wed, 09 Apr 2025 05:00:00 -0400

While Jasmine is enjoying her office sauna, our friend, “Hank” is ready to burn bridges. So the heat is high across the board, but while one situation has vacation vibes, the other is centered around an overqualified engineer.

This week, we’re getting into the chaos of tech teams, where legacy systems, ego battles, and one very opinionated senior dev threaten to tear it all down. From the drama of refactoring a hot mess of code to meetings derailed by a team member who just can’t help but feel strongly opinionated, the struggle is real.

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Highlights:

Egos on Fire: When one dev’s talent causes a maelstrom of team-wide burnout.
Spaghetti Code & Sabotaged Meetings: How a single codebase becomes the stuff of nightmares.
The Price of Talent: What happens when you let one person dominate the team’s rhythm?

Jump into the conversation:

(00:00) Intro

(03:52) The Tale of Maria

(05:54) Legacy systems built by one person

(06:30) No documentation or code reviews

(09:01) Refactoring an old convoluted system

(11:20) Balancing tech debt and new features

(17:36) Maria managing more than just Hank’s KPIs

(21:36) Psychological safety with Hank

(24:47) Hank’s behavior impacts team morale

(28:54) Leadership challenges for Maria

(32:22) Emotional toll of managing Han

If you want to escalate, we can escalate

Jellyfish — Wed, 26 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Jasmine bought a sauna and “Deb” lost her job. One of those stories is relaxing—the other, not so much. This week, Allison brings a tale straight from the tech trenches: a PM asks for a little backup on a big customer call, and somehow ends up ousted from the team. From calendar drama to missed deadlines and a total breakdown in trust, this one’s got everything except a single honest conversation.

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Highlights:

The Vibes Are Immaculate… Until They’re Not: When leadership excitement turns into a pressure cooker.
Fake Demos & Fast Deadlines: How a half-baked prototype turns into an urgent, must-ship-now nightmare.
Burnout & Moving On: What happens when work keeps piling up and the recognition is absent?

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro
(03:08) A classic PM vs EM power struggle
(04:26) Deb asks for help on a customer call
(07:24) Missed deadlines and broken expectations
(10:56) Performance issues derail the launch
(12:29) EM questions Deb’s 1:1s with data
(14:49) Control, ego, and influence at play
(18:02) Deb gets cut out without warning
(22:59) Bad PM-EM dynamics hurt everyone
(25:28) Crashing out together, one story point at a time

10x engineer or 10x scammer?

Jellyfish — Wed, 12 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Escalations, stress, and a side of existential crisis—just another day in tech.

Ever wondered how to handle high-stakes incidents, and then realized just how much of IT work can be automated? This episode jumps into the weird world of tech jobs that shouldn’t be full-time but somehow are. Is it a win-win, or just corporate oblivion at its finest? And what happens when you’re so good at your job that you automate your way out of it? Let’s find out.

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Highlights:

The Hive Mind Effect: How working through chaos turns coworkers into an eerily synchronized unit.
The Growing Tech Knowledge Gap: When outdated systems and hiring missteps lead to jobs that shouldn’t exist.
AI, Automation, and Ethics: The fine line between streamlining workflows and making yourself obsolete.

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Intro

(01:30) The hive mind effect at work

(04:23) Automating yourself out of a job

(06:50) Digital evidence and IT headaches

(10:10) Cloud security and legal risks

(14:18) AI, automation, and job fears

(17:03) The ethics of doing less work

(20:27) Why tech hiring goes wrong

(22:15) The growing tech knowledge gap

(24:41) Generative AI and fear-driven choices

The feature that ruined my life

Jellyfish — Wed, 12 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0500

New year, same chaos. Allison and Jasmine are back with a tech industry tale that has it all: job-hopping, fake demos, impossible deadlines, and promotions sliding into the void. From conference standing ovations to the reality of shipping a mediocre product, we’re recounting a story about what happens when expectations don’t match the execution. Can a tooltip ruin your life? Let’s find out!

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Highlights:

Vibes Are Immaculate… Until They’re Not: When leadership excitement turns into a pressure cooker.
Fake Demos & Fast Deadlines: How a half-baked prototype turns into an urgent, must-ship-now nightmare.
Burnout & Moving On: What happens when work keeps piling up and the recognition is absent?

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Getting back into the swing of things

(01:19) Aaron’s story of tech highs and lows
(03:03) Dream jobs and the engineering rollercoaster

(04:47) Conference demos: Big wins, big risks

(08:19) Leadership shifts, reorgs, and trouble ahead

(10:48) The White Whale of “Vizzy”

(14:03) Fake demos, big promises, execs want it now

(17:31) Product managers and realistic deadlines

(24:16) Chasing a promotion that never comes

(28:43) Silent rejection, a final push, and an empty win

(32:57) Burnout hits: Knowing when it’s time to go

The dev who saved Christmas

Jellyfish — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Is it really the Holiday Season in Tech without some year-end chaos? In this episode of Off the VPN, we get into a caroling mood and talk about the festive quirks of the Tech industry while we Make the Yuletide gay. From hypothetical code freeze nightmares to awkward holiday Zoom parties, it’s all about navigating the end-of-year madness. Put your stockings up above the fireplace, and tune in for some “juicy” holiday cheer (or coal).

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Highlights:

Tech & Festivities: Allison and Jasmine unpack the unique energy of the season in tech—deploy freezes, year-end wrap-ups, and on-call rotation woes.
Cheers or Coal: A holiday-themed “would you rather” game puts the duo to the test with scenarios like Zoom caroling and CEO TikTok dances.
Holiday Hilarity: Feeling micromanaged by endless check-ins? Jasmine and Allison share a story about a team lead who insists on multiple daily meetings and offer strategies to push back on inefficient management.

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Kicking off with holiday vibes and tech quirks

(03:12) Snow days, ski masks, and heated blanket dreams

(06:25) The chaos of year-end product deployment

(09:38) Choose your coal: Holiday bugs or January incidents?

(12:51) Zoom caroling vs. company hoodies: The ultimate debate

(15:42) Year-end reviews: Feedback nightmares or holiday cheer?

(18:49) CEO TikTok trends: Cringe-worthy or genius?

(22:15) Surviving holiday mishaps in the tech world

(27:01) Wrapping up with holiday fails and festive laughs

We need to talk about 2024

Jellyfish — Wed, 11 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500

The year in tech, decoded and all wrapped up! Today’s episode looks back and closes the book on 2024 with special guest Patrick Austin, Founding Editor at IT Brew. From the disruption of Artificial Intelligence to news headlines that shook the balance of the industry, Patrick, Jasmine, and Allison break down the great, the terrible, and the absolutely bizarre tech moments that defined 2024.

Whether you’re curious about tech’s biggest wins and mishaps, the “weirdo” tech innovations, or how to keep track of the buzzing news line, this episode’s for you!

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Highlights:

Weirdest Tech Headlines of The Year: From breakup-text summarizers to hologram brides, we bring you the year’s most jaw-dropping tech headlines.
Tech News Overload: Patrick shares his go-to strategies for staying informed without burning out and panicking.
Manifesting For a Smarter Tech Future Today: We’re all in this together, and hope to see that manifest in 2025. We’re looking forward to more ethical developments to AI, new technologies, and apartment-friendly saunas (yes, really).

Jump into the conversation:

(00:00) Wrapping up 2024 in tech with Patrick Austin

(03:56) Patrick’s path from IT to tech journalism

(06:01) Two headlines and a lie: the AI edition

(16:03) The smart spoon debate: tech innovation or just plain weird?

(21:14) Keeping up with tech news: tips for avoiding overload

(27:42) AI controversies: from helpful tools to ethical dilemmas

(33:15) Manifestations for 2025: ethical AI and informed leaders

(38:37) Apartment-friendly saunas and other fun predictions

You’re not doing networking wrong

Jellyfish — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500

There’s a new era of networking in tech, and it’s not all polished LinkedIn posts, Zoom mixers, or networking events. Today’s episode of Off The VPN discusses the modern rules of tech networking with special guest Meghan Halton, Senior Engineering Manager at Kibeam Learning. From the awkward icebreakers to the pressure of LinkedIn profile management, Meghan, Jasmine, and Allison break down what’s really worth the hype—and what’s not worth the time.

Whether you’re figuring out how to maximize online and offline events, building genuine connections, or debating what to share on LinkedIn, today’s episode gives us a fresh perspective. So, if you’re wondering what the absolute essentials are, this one’s for you!

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Highlights:

LinkedIn: Essential Tool or Necessary Evil? Meghan and the hosts share their love-hate relationship with LinkedIn, from the professional wins to the social media burnout.
Virtual Networking: Connection or Just Convenience? The pros and cons of remote-only networking events, plus tips on creating real connections online.
Mastering the Art of Conference Mingling: Whether it’s a happy hour or a speed networking game, Jasmine, Allison, and Meghan discuss the secrets to turning conference mixers into genuine networking wins.

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Today’s topic: navigating tech networking with Meghan
(03:12) The LinkedIn debate: love it or leave it?
(09:24) Virtual networking events: connection vs. convenience
(15:46) In-person conferences: making real connections in tech
(21:13) Mixer moments: how to handle conference happy hours
(27:48) Imposter syndrome at conferences: advice for newcomers
(32:22) Networking games: icebreakers or cringe-worthy activities?
(37:09) Maintaining professional connections: pro-tips from Meghan

Some teams can't be saved

Jellyfish — Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Ever feel like you’re the only one actually working? Or that your “team-building” aren’t exactly inspiring team spirit? On this episode of Off the VPN, Allison and Jasmine run through the good, the bad, and ugly of building tech team “synergy”.

From the nightmare of being left on read by your whole team to the perils of “mandatory” trust falls, our hosts spill the tea on what makes ( and breaks) a solid team. Hang out for some laughs, a few rants, and maybe even a little actionable insight into what will help you survive team drama!

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Highlights:

The Mystery of Team Silence: Allison and Jasmine unpack a wild tale of a tech team leaving one unlucky member completely on read.
Toxic vs. Tight-Knit Teams: From the icy, every-person-for-themselves teams to overzealous bonding teams obsessed with trust falls how do you actually build a better team?
Surviving Unnecessary Team-Building Exercises: Jasmine’s got some unorthodox ideas on turning team bonding into something less…cringeworthy. How can we set healthy boundaries in the workspace without mandatory team events?

Jump into the conversation:

(00:00) Today’s topic: team drama and tech tea

(01:15) Left on read by the whole team – what’s the deal?

(05:32) Toxic teams vs trust falls – handling extreme dynamics

(10:44) Boundaries in bonding and the cringe of forced fun

(15:08) Surviving “mandatory” team-building – pro tips from the hosts

(20:25) When management steps in…or doesn’t

GenAI Ghost Stories

Jellyfish — Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0400

There’s something spooky on the horizon, and we’re not talking about ghosts and goblins. AI is changing the future of software development. And while change is scary, AI could be more about treats than tricks. So says Julia Neagu, CEO and Co-founder of Quotient AI. In this episode of Off the VPN, Julia sheds a little light on an AI-assisted future and reigns in some of our scariest AI expectations. Can AI control the weather? No. Should AI-assisted engineers get paid less? Also no.

For a full discussion on how AI is changing the developer role and why it won’t be taking over for software engineers anytime soon, be sure to give this episode a listen. And stick around for some seasonally appropriate terror tales from the darkest recesses of the tech industry—if you dare.

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Highlights:

Developers vs. AI: Julia shares her take on how AI is transforming the developer role, debunking the myth that AI tools like ChatGPT will replace engineers. Instead, she emphasizes the evolving nature of engineering, where AI assists rather than replaces human creativity.
The Developer Pay Cut Debate: The hosts break down a shocking Reddit post where a manager slashed developer pay by 20%, believing AI could replace them. Jasmine, Allison, and Julia dive into the ethics and misconceptions surrounding AI in the workplace.
The Future of Engineering: Julia explores how AI will reshape the future of junior developer roles, highlighting the need for education to adapt to new tools and technologies while ensuring developers still build solid foundations in core engineering skills.

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Introducing Quotient AI’s Julia Neagu
(02:35) AI transforms how developers work
(08:20) Trick or Tech? Weird AI claims
(13:47) Manager cuts developer pay due to AI
(19:15) The future of junior devs in an AI world
(23:58) Collaboration between developers and non-tech teams
(30:10) AI's impact on engineering and future education

Stand ups and other useless meetings

Jellyfish — Wed, 16 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0400

Are we the only ones sitting in way too many meetings or what? How’s any work supposed to be done if we’re chit-chatting away on daily stand-ups? In this episode of Off the VPN, Allison and Jasmine talk about the overload of unnecessary meetings in the tech world — sharing listener stories and exploring the countless red flags of inefficient workplace practices. Tune in for laughs, advice, and some much-needed reality checks on how we handle our time in the tech world. Spoilers: It could have been an email.

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Highlights:

Three Stand-Ups in a Day: Can you imagine giving the same status update three times in a single day? Jasmine and Allison break down the absurdity of excessive meetings and discuss how to streamline communication for better productivity.
Video On Debate: Should cameras be on or off during virtual meetings? A listener’s hot take sparks a conversation about remote work culture.
Micromanagement Overload: Feeling micromanaged by endless check-ins? Jasmine and Allison share a story about a team lead who insists on multiple daily meetings and offers strategies to push back on inefficient management.

Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Back from vacation!
(02:24) Today’s topic: Meetings – Why do we have so many?
(04:00) How to decide if a meeting is necessary
(08:33) “No customer will ever buy this feature!”
(10:05) Questioning product development decisions in meetings
(12:49) Being realistic with delivery dates
(14:24) Managing time conflicts in project work
(16:09) Should cameras be on in meetings?
(21:00) The story of too many stand-up meetings
(25:01) How to handle meeting overload and find balance
(29:59) Evaluating the ROI of long meetings
(31:08) Being conscious of time spent in meetings

But you don't look like an engineer

Jellyfish — Wed, 18 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0400

Ever had someone assume you’re not an engineer just because of how you look? Us too.

In this episode, Jasmine and Allison are breaking down the everyday nonsense of tech stereotypes and how to handle them without losing your cool. We’re talking about everything from being mistaken for non-tech roles to dealing with people who assume you don’t know what you’re doing just because they’ve never seen someone like you in their field.

This episode is packed with stories, laughs, and real talk about how to navigate these awkward situations. We cover when to let it slide, when to clap back, and how to stay focused when others are underestimating you. Wanna know why you don’t have to prove anything to anyone about your skills? We’ve got you.

Got a question you’d like answered on the show? Drop us a line at jellyfish.co/offthevpn. And don’t worry! We promise to keep it Off the VPN.

Highlights:

Battling Stereotypes: Jasmine and Allison dive into the frustrating reality of being underestimated in tech, sharing personal stories about the ridiculous assumptions people make based on appearance. They explore why it happens, how to handle it, and why you don’t owe anyone an explanation.
The Power of Silence (and When to Speak Up): Sometimes the best response to doubters is saying nothing at all. Other times, it’s worth setting the record straight. This episode explores how to read the room and decide when to let things go—or when to deliver a comeback that leaves them speechless.
Confidence Without Validation: Allison and Jasmine unpack the emotional toll of constantly feeling like you need to prove yourself at work. They share tips on how to stay confident, set boundaries, and focus on your own growth without seeking external approval.

Jump into the conversation:

(00:00) Breaking down the stereotypes

(01:12) Big News: Jasmine and Allison are working together again!

(02:26) Sass in Meetings: The playful dynamic that turns heads

(04:09) “You Don’t Look Like an Engineer”

(05:49) Letting Go of Validation: Staying confident in the face of doubt

(08:41) Story Time: Hiding the truth about being an engineer for fun

(11:23) Drinks on Him: Gender roles, assumptions, and free drinks

(14:09) Judgment in Tech: Dealing with appearances and assumptions

(18:57) Why Don’t People Ask?: The importance of self-awareness in tech

(20:14) Managing bias and staying confident at work

Does your team health pass the vibe check?

Jellyfish — Wed, 04 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered how to keep your tech team happy, engaged, and performing at their best? We sat down with Sarah Rieger from Jellyfish’s DevFinOps team (our first guest!) to chat about team morale. Sarah's got some awesome tricks, like starting Zoom meetings with dad jokes and using sound effects during planning.

Guests aren’t the only first for this episode. We introduced a new segment called "Choose Your Dysfunction," where we dissect and debate tricky team scenarios. Would you rather handle a team that’s always late or one that’s fast but off-target? And what about a lone wolf senior developer versus a bunch of juniors? Sarah’s answers will get you thinking!

But hey, it’s not all laughs—there’s some serious stuff in here too like overworking and its impact on team morale. Is clocking extra hours fair for promotions? We explore that and share tips for fostering mental well-being and open communication.

Got a question you’d like answered on the show? Drop us a line at jellyfish.co/offthevpn. And don’t worry! We promise to keep it Off the VPN.

Highlights:

Foundation First: Sarah emphasized the importance of creating a safe and comfy environment before diving into structured activities with your team. This foundational step allows everyone to feel more connected and valued, laying the groundwork for more productive and enjoyable collaborations.
Work Culture Real Talk: Ever noticed a team member putting in way too many hours and getting praised for it? We dug deep into the implications of overworking and promotions based on hours logged instead of actual skill and contributions.
Leadership Challenges: Balancing authenticity with leadership duties can be tough. Sarah shared her personal experiences and strategies for being real with her team while still steering the ship effectively.
Fun Elements in Meetings: Injecting a bit of fun, like dad jokes and sound effects, during planning sessions can boost team engagement and lighten the mood. Sarah's tips are practical and easy to implement, whether you're meeting in person or over Zoom.
Jump into the conversation:
(00:00) Introducing our first guest, Sarah Rieger!
(02:05) Opening the floor with Sarah Rieger and team dynamics
(04:35) Maintaining team morale and fun in a remote work environment
(06:19) Choose your dysfunction!
(10:23) Managing teams with a difficult senior developer vs. junior developers
(16:04) Teams that are too nice vs. teams that argue constantly
(20:27) Story time: Calling out a coworker for working extra hours
(33:19) Promoting mental health in team meetings

On Wednesdays we loud quit

Jellyfish — Wed, 21 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0400

Stop trying to make quiet quitting a thing—it’s never gonna happen! We’re all about loud quitting now, where leaving your job is more “you can’t sit with us” and less “thanks for the memories.”

Ever thought about making your exit so iconic that the whole office will still be talking about it? Imagine rolling out with a marching band as you drop your resignation, or leaving some critical code in escrow to shake things up after you’re gone.

In this episode, we’re spilling the tea on the most extra, bold, and sometimes savage ways people have dipped out of their jobs. From resignation parties that give to sneaky code sabotage, we’re sharing the wildest quitting stories from the tech world. Whether you’re plotting your own epic exit or just here for the drama, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments that’ll make you wanna quit like a legend.

Got a question you’d like answered on the show? Drop us a line at jellyfish.co/offthevpn. And don’t worry! We promise to keep it Off the VPN.

Highlights:
Tackling Toxic Work Environments: Whether it's a high-pressure company or just a soul-sucking office, we break down the legit reasons for wanting to leave a toxic job.
The Art of Leaving with a Bang or a Whisper: Ever fantasized about a grand exit from a job you despise? We sure have. From hiring a band to making a dramatic speech, Allison and Jasmine discuss the hilarious and extreme ways people could quit and why those might not always be the best idea. But hey, it’s fun to dream, right?
Burnout is Real: Steps to Recovery: With 65% of engineers feeling burnt out, this episode explores the heart of why employees are struggling. Allison and Jasmine share insights on how to combat burnout, improve work-life balance, and make your well-being a top priority.

Jump into the conversation:
[00:00] Intro

[02:21] Quiet quitting vs. Loud quitting

[05:04] Dream resignation scenarios

[18:03] Loud quitting story: Escrow for code documentation

[22:01] The solo engineer problem

[29:01] The challenges of leaving a toxic Job

[33:53] Balancing health and career in a toxic work environment

[43:40] Industry trends: burnout and career change

Dodging tech industry red flags

Jellyfish — Wed, 07 Aug 2024 07:07:58 -0400

Would you take a job sure to end in a layoff if it meant a free European vacation? Would you accept a job without a formal offer? If these questions throw up red flags, you’re in the right place. In this episode of Off the VPN, hosts Allison and Jasmine answer your questions about bizarre tech industry red flags and how to handle them.

Got a question you’d like answered on the show? Drop us a line at jellyfish.co/offthevpn. And don’t worry! We promise to keep it Off the VPN.

Highlights:
The Interview Shakedown: Ever been rushed through an interview process and felt unsure about the company afterward? Allison shares the story of a person who was prematurely introduced as the “new hire” to a group of would-be colleagues.
European Vacation or Financial Disaster?: Your company sends you on a fully-paid European trip, then lays off a third of the staff. We dive into a bizarre story that might sound like the next Fyre Festival and discuss the true costs behind such stunts.
Can You Fix the Chill? Struggling because your workplace is too laid back? Jasmine and Allison offer practical advice on how to address these "good problems." They discuss how to bring up concerns with leadership, take small steps to improve team accountability, and push for better developer experiences.

Jump into the conversation:
03:22 Awkward coding interview with uncomfortable vibes.
07:54 Luxurious team building trip ends with layoffs.
17:49 Costly consequences of joining a laid-back company.
23:12 Assessing company culture through insightful interview questions.

Is it cool to blast your interviewer on LinkedIn?

Jellyfish — Wed, 24 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0400

Is it ever okay to put an interviewee on blast on social media? What’s the best way to deescalate a situation with an aggressive coworker? And when is the right time to speak up and have those tough work conversations even if you’re doing it solo? In this episode of Off the VPN, hosts Allison and Jasmine answer your questions about when to speak up for yourself in the office. Spoilers: We’re not doing it often enough. Lock in for a conversation about standing on business and saying the thing you’re struggling to say—for better and worse!

Got a question you’d like answered on the show? Drop us a line at jellyfish.co/offthevpn. And don’t worry! We promise to keep it Off the VPN.

Highlights:

The Power of Speaking Up: Speaking up can be risky, but it’s oh-so-important. Find out why advocating for yourself and others is a game-changer, even when the stakes are high.

Dealing with Difficult Coworkers: Ever had that one coworker who's talented but just plain aggressive? We feel you. In this episode, we discuss strategies to address and resolve conflict without igniting a firestorm. And yes, we talk about that tricky balance of not wanting to ruffle feathers but also not tolerating bad behavior.

Public vs. Private Responses: Sometimes, things get so messed up, you just want to vent on social media, right? We explore whether calling out a company or individual publicly is ever the right move. Spoiler alert: opinions were divided! Let’s just say you might want to think twice before hitting “post” on that LinkedIn rant.

Jump into the conversation:
05:08 What happens when a job interview revealed the role doesn't match description?
13:51 When is it okay to put an interviewee on blast on social media?
25:39 Articulate feedback tactfully to encourage progress.
28:10 Why a large conference room isn’t the best setting for providing feedback.
42:15 Encourage diverse voices, don't silence opinions.

Should my job keep me from my best friend’s wedding?

Jellyfish — Wed, 10 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0400

Should your tech job ever get in the way of your best friend’s wedding? When is it okay to refuse a job referral to a family member? How do you balance work, life, and the ever-present threat of burnout? In this inaugural episode of Off the VPN, hosts Allison and Jasmine answer your questions about those tricky situations where friends and family intersect with a tech career. If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by work or struggled to keep it separate from your personal life, this episode offers a decent amount of catharsis and a heck of a lot of laughs.

Got a question you’d like answered on the show? Drop us a line at jellyfish.co/offthevpn. And don’t worry! We promise to keep it Off the VPN.

Highlights:

Misconceptions and Family Dynamics: Ever feel like no one truly 'gets' your tech job? Jasmine and Allison spill the tea on the hilarious and sometimes frustrating misconceptions friends and family have about their roles.
Work Perfectionism vs. Quality of Life: Is your inner perfectionist driving you to burnout? Jasmine and Allison tackle this head-on, discussing the importance of setting realistic goals and allowing space for imperfection.
The Realities of Tech Industry Pressure: Allison and Jasmine reflect on the psychological reasons behind high-performance pressures and why it's crucial to have non-work-related goals. Their experiences might just make you feel seen and less alone in the hustle.

Jump into the Conversation:

04:47 Am I the asshole for refusing to give my niece a job referral?

14:13 When is it okay to miss your best friend’s wedding?

18:57 Concerned about fair compensation for critical decisions.

30:36 Diversify your life outside of work duties.

32:48 Don’t let perfection lead to burnout.

Introducing Off the VPN

Jellyfish — Mon, 13 May 2024 09:17:08 -0400

It’s time to answer tech industry questions that aren’t fit for the daily stand-up. Join Jasmine and Allison in Jellyfish's new podcast, Off the VPN. In each episode, they’re answering tech industry questions (sometimes even yours) that you’ll have to hear to believe. They promise to keep the conversations candid, humorous, and absolutely off the VPN.