On Episode 2 of **NEWS with Christian Vierling**, Christian takes on the stories nobody asked him to explain — and probably shouldn't have.

College grads are moving back in with their parents just in time for AI to take the jobs they thought they were getting. Nepo babies are still thriving. GLP-1s are changing the American dad bod. Influencers are supposedly dying out. Celebrities are becoming less relatable by the minute.

Plus: **Weather with Carly** makes its glorious debut, and NEWS finally lands the sponsor every media company dreams of: **Your Name Here**.

It’s news. Technically.

**In this episode:**
• AI, college debt and the disappearing entry-level job
• The nightmare of moving back in with your parents
• Weather with Carly
• Hollywood's nepo babies
• GLP-1s and the end of the classic dad bod
• Is influencer culture finally dying?
• Why celebrities feel increasingly disconnected from normal people
• The official beverage of shameless product placement: Your Name Here

Subscribe for more **NEWS with Christian Vierling**.

0:00 — Tonight on NEWS
2:08 — NEWS with Christian Vierling
2:11 — Have Americans Become Too Prudish?
6:23 — College Grads Are Moving Back Home
7:51 — AI Is Coming for Your Job
9:19 — Christian's Extremely Bad Solution
13:19 — NEWS
13:41 — Introducing Weather with Carly
15:14 — Are Americans Sick of Nepo Babies?
17:53 — NEWS
28:17 — GLP-1s & the American Dad Bod
31:52 — Is the Age of Influencers Ending?
33:47 — Celebrity Approval Is in the Dirt
37:24 — Your Name Here: The Official Sponsor
41:05 — Closing Thoughts

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• Christian Vierling - Host

• Christian Vierling - Host

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We cover the Taco Bell outbreak, declining birth rates, the American literacy crisis, Elon Musk saying money's over — and then say the exact wrong thing about all of it.

Christian promises you three things: no integrity, no morals, and no one left un-thrown under the bus. This is **Negative Positivity** — self-help for people who probably shouldn't be helping themselves.

You'll laugh. You'll heal. You'll wonder why you're being parented by a 29-year-old who sleep-orders donuts.

⚠️ **THIS IS A NEWS PARODY.** It is NOT the news. Nothing here is real reporting, medical advice, financial advice, or advice of any kind. If you took any of it seriously, that's a you problem, and we love you for it. ♥

Love yourself today. Practice forgiveness. Envision yourself as the true motherf**king bad bitch that you are.

**New episodes weekly.**

⏱️ **CHAPTERS**

0:00 — I had a weapon and I said "give me a show"
2:28 — America has diarrhea and we stand with Taco Bell
5:04 — I interviewed a Disney adult (it was my sister)
10:44 — It's not your fault, it's the moon
14:13 — You're not low on magnesium, you're just abusive
16:54 — Declining birth rates & why kids shouldn't fly
19:44 — Summer of the Shark
24:59 — Guillain-Barré, BBLs & is God gay?
31:22 — Elon Musk says money's over, so what are we doing
32:28 — The literacy crisis (a Target case study)
36:57 — Blame the millennials
37:43 — I sleep-ordered donuts at 3AM and grabbed a bat
41:45 — Love yourself, good night

📎 Clip it, don't credit it, we'll find out anyway.

🎥 **Christian Vierling:** @christianvierling
🎬 **Produced by Wow and Flutter Media**

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