Narcissists Talking

We’re sorry… (addressing our misgivings)

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 18:12:23 -0700

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for.

Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond.
Lainie talked to her friendly Trademark lawyer and shockingly is now team Patagonia in the Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia lawsuit?? Still very confusing, but should have paused to learn more.

Anyways other highlights: celebrities jumping off of boats, animals in danger, Babu Frik, song of the week, Euphoria and Hacks ending, and Jason’s greasy face rocks. Enjoy and sorry!!

"We Are Infinite"

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 15 May 2026 09:10:57 -0700

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed…

bibia be ye ye!

“Everyone Moved So Quickly to Devaluation in My Dream”

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 26 Apr 2026 18:34:24 -0700

Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed Child play, “Pinky Up,” Dodo birds, airport troubles, Fire & Blood, and returning to the chiropractor.

Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mightycause.com/story/LainieLTG10

"Poddy Mouth"

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:22:14 -0700

Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing the Omnichord, and the moon being pink. You know the drill… rate us 5 stars or a plague upon your house!

"Dolphins Akimbo"

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 19:13:10 -0700

Hi Legends, it’s a-me, a narcissist. Jason and Lainie are taking the world by storm once again. They have nothing to talk about, but have no fear!!! It’s fun!! Topics include: Bear attacks, mole removals, Katseye, meatballs, evil walkers, Survivor, OR3, witchcraft, and new movies like Ready or Not 2 & Zootopia 2. Plus, sister Lilli gives a thorough review of the new Mario Galaxy movie. And we got mail! Ohhh yeahhhhh

“Around the Roundabout and Down to Chile to Play Polo”

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 13:50:39 -0700

Welcome, Legends. So much has happened since the Narcissists last spoke. They have returned to give their thoughts on The Oscars, Taylor Frankie Paul, 2026 upcoming movies, Love Story, Company Retreat and new music they are loving. NGL this ep starts a bit slow, but they definitely find purchase towards the end. Hope you enjoy!

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"You, Me, the JBL"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 08 Mar 2026 12:39:23 -0700

Legends, welcome back. Lainie and Jason have a great new episode for you filled with radical joy, merry mischief, and random bursts of awesomeness. Lots of silliness ahead! Serious topics: Survivor 50, Tell Me Lies, Timotheé x ballet drama, Katseye drama, Train Dreams, Knight of the 7 Kingdoms, F1, and Mr & Lady Smith Bird. Happy March Madness to all who celebrate!

"Jealous of Luigi’s Mansion?"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 18 Feb 2026 17:58:10 -0800

Jason and Lainie are so sorry. This is a very long episode, but why reject the gift of gab?Did Michelangelo reject the paintbrush?!

Topics include: Wuthering Heights, The Blue Man Group, Trans-Bride, Olympic scandals and surprises, Kate Bush, Survivor 50 predictions, and Love is Blind. There’s also a ton of random stuff in there too. Have fun!!

3rd Annual Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony + “We Cooked! We Cooked Nasty Style!”

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 16:20:45 -0800

Tonight’s the night! Welcome Legends to the third annual Narcissists Talking Legend Award ceremony. Your hosts and narcissists for the evening, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to congratulate the winners, but as you know, it is an honor just be nominated. They then chat at the NTLA after party. Topics include: Mamma Mia, Bridgerton, Rihanna forgotten gems, the Traitors, Tell Me Lies, Aliyah’s Interlude, The Muppets, and Benito Bowl. Lainie would like to apologize for being fairly aggressive this episode. She has no intention to harm anyone.

“Can We Get a Little Commotion for Katie Ledecky?”

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 27 Jan 2026 21:15:20 -0800

Hello, Legends. The Narcissists are happy to be back together once again doing their favorite activity— pleasing the masses! After a couple of tough weeks in Minneapolis, Jason and Lainie let loose by meandering through silly topics. From the ethics of dams to the pigs in the sky, there’s truly something for everyone. Lainie is still on a high from the Percy Jackson finale (btw she starts a story explaining how all the excitement gave her diarrhea, but never finishes it, and she’s sorry about that), while Jason is coming home from a gorge-ous brothers trip. Other topics include: Oscar nominations, The Hunting Wives, Marty Supreme, Jason’s new jacket, and The Traitors.

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“Shaming Them Into Freedom“

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 18 Jan 2026 08:42:39 -0800

Hey Legends! Welcome back to another hit episode! Today is the long awaited NTLA Nomination Ceremony, and let’s just say you Legends certainly made your voices heard. Narcissists, Jason and Lainie, guide us through the noms before they share their predictions about the other, less significant award ceremony, the Oscar’s. While Jason was doing other things, Lainie watched Hamnet, People We Meet on Vacation, & One Battle After Another, and shares her thoughts. Before closing the pod with 2026 Ins and Outs, they briefly shift to Hogwarts to discuss god knows what. Enjoy! Vote down below!

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“Everyone’s Asexual in the End”

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 04 Jan 2026 14:00:53 -0800

Happy 2026, Legends! The Narcissists can’t wait to bring perfection to yet another year. They ended the year with some banger movies like Marty Supreme and Sentimental Value, as well as great TV shows like Percy Jackson and Heated Rivalry. They also watched Stranger Things. They have thoughts. Jason and Lainie then review their 2025 predictions and top five movies, before bravely guessing what 2026 has in store. Hope this helps!

Voting is still open for the NTLAS! #votefivetimes

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“Turmoil” + 2025 NTLA Categories

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 21:01:29 -0800

Happy holidays, Legends! The Narcissists are feeling on top of the world after consuming so many nummy pieces of media. Avatar, Percy Jackson, Heated Rivalry, AND Wake Up Dead Man?! They don’t deserve this!! (But of course they do…)

They also can’t wait to reveal the official categories for the 2025 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards. Time to flood the polls!!

#getjasononSNL

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"A Beautiful 28"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 06 Dec 2025 07:53:43 -0800

Hey legends. Welcome back to another hit episode of the podcast Narcissists Talking with your hosts Lainiepoo and Jasonpoo. The narcissists whip through topics this week, such as the intro of Spy Kids, the Phantom of the Opera, Stranger Things, Spotify Wrapped, Heated Rivalry, and we get an update about Jason’s swim trunks that got stuck in his dryer… let’s just say your prayers worked!

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“She Was a Nurse? He…”

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 19 Nov 2025 19:21:52 -0800

Oh, what a celebration we’ll have today, Legends. Thank Goodness! The Narcissists are feeling wicked after seeing one of their most anticipated films of the year, Wicked: For Good, and they have lots to say!

But there’s always time to gab on other happenings in culture! Topics include: DWTS, Rosalia’s new album, Bugonia, shifting to Hogwarts, southern hospitality, Stranger Things shocking plot lines, Double Indemnity, School Spirits, Henrietta Lacks, and the Narcissists’ past lives.

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“One Gallop for Womankind”: The 100th Episode

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:44:21 -0800

Hey Legends! Happy 100th* episode! To celebrate, the Narcissists dole out 100 pieces of their best advice. Other topics include Halloween, hair shedding, Ralph Lauren Xmas, Only Murders in the Building, Stranger Things recap, “shoe diva” aesthetic, Zombies 4, Frankenstein, The Aces, work happy hours, and our favorite baby names. Thank you all for listening to ALL 100 episodes!!!

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"Beef Stroganoff Junior Mints"

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 15:52:13 -0700

Happy Halloween, Legends. The Narcissists are celebrating early since next week is their 100th episode!! Can you even believe it?!

Our producer, George Glass, didn’t take any notes, so we didn’t have much to include in this description. I do think you’ll figure it out though!!

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"Sometimes You’re Off-Putting When You're Happy"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 08 Oct 2025 05:27:47 -0700

Hey Legends, it’s us, the Narcissists. Usually I write in third person for these descriptions, but not tonight…. I just… can’t….

We feed you tonight. Tonight’s topics include lots of Disney/Epic Universe and Taylor Swift. If you are an annoying white person, this will be perfect for you!! Other topics include: The Twits, Neil Diamond musical, The Addams Family Musical, The Wedding Banquet, Scythe series, DWTS, Marty Supreme, and Love Is Blind. We also finally declare the Song of the Summer, and announce our plans for our 100th episode!!

"Sometimes You Can Feel Very Lonely in a Crowded Room"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 19:21:28 -0700

Did you miss them? Oh I’m sure, Legends…

The Narcissists are back in your ears after Jason finally freaking returned from Romania. Lots to chat about! Lainie and Jason immediately discuss Vlad the Impaler before moving into “hot” vs “nice” people, the Wuthering Heights trailer, The Long Walk, Thunderbolts, our rapture plans, Conrad yearning, Thursday Murder Club, the whaling industry and much more. Enjoy!!

“Mustache-philia”: Conclusion of Sibling Summer w/ Erik

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 04 Sep 2025 07:38:17 -0700

Welcome back, Legends, to the final installment of Sibling Summer! Narcissists, Lainie and Jason, welcome back Brother Erik, making him their most returning guest. Topics include: Fantasy Football, Erik’s app ideas, SNL casting changes, Man’s Best Friend, Caught Stealing, Juicy Yank Yank, doggie puke, Depot wins, Lainie’s running journey, and growing mustaches. Enjoy!

"Manufactured Authenticity" w/ Jenna and Brother Adam

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 27 Aug 2025 20:48:25 -0700

Welcome back to Sibling Summer, Legends. Siblings of the day: Adam and Jenna. This episode is (basically) a full Exploration:Live segment, so if you don’t want to pick apart sidewalk dominance or explore the complexities of taking a picture at a sunset, this episode is not for you. The Narcissists also rate the 14 MN state fair foods they tried, and recap the dramatic episode 7 of the TSITP. Rate this podcast 5 stars! No goose eggs!

"The Multiple Summers I Made Many Bad Choices"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 20 Aug 2025 18:57:38 -0700

Hey Legends. In this episode, the Narcissists are really in their bag. They talk Weapons, AnnaSophia Robb, The Life of a Showgirl, cursed fiscal calendars, cold air, Survivor AU vs the World, and L’Eclisse (one of Jason’s fancy films). There’s a lot of music to talk about: new Conan Gray, The Aces, Renée Rapp, and Pocahontas. Lainie breaks down the infamous new episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty to Jason, and he is as shocked as we all are…

Let us know what you think the SOTS (Song of the Summer) is?

"Yuck on Whomever That Was"

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 07 Aug 2025 19:15:00 -0700

Now, Legends, watch me whip

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Just kidding!! Welcome back to another totally awesome episode with Lainie and Jason. They had nothing to talk about, so it’s a wild one. Topics include: Boobs out in MN lewd??, elephants, ballet, Jason’s “song,” stinky elevator, climbing up slides, Halloween costumes, clowning, gagging, kids in Jurassic Park movies, Jason’s special fluffy cheese, and Toon Town. They also open up mail, and oh my god??? Y’all rock.

To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow them on Instagram @narcissiststalking

PNTDS (Post-Narcissists Talking Depression Syndrome)

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 23 Jul 2025 19:43:46 -0700

Tell your friends that the Narcissists are back. Jason has returned from seeing Evita and Oscar at the Crown in London, and he tells all! They also talk about Bachelor in Paradise, good books, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Paris is Burning, Roald Dahl being weird AF, Snow White, the Bent-Neck Woman, and Big Brother. Rachel Zegler please come on the pod, and if the policeman that pulled Alaina over in Marathon, WI, is listening, please let her know how to pay her ticket.

To stay connected: email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram @narcissiststalking

"The Villain is Here" w/ Lilli

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 13 Jul 2025 17:50:31 -0700

Legends, welcome to the official start of sibling summer! Today’s guest is Lainie’s sister, Lilli, our most vile legend. She has much to update you on regarding her iPad games, Sims packs, and eating habits. Narcissists Jason and Lainie share their love of K-Pop, Demon Hunters, Kimberly Akimbo, and Squid Game. They also chat Superman, In the Mood for Love, Sirens, toasters, new snack wraps, Gary’s Pizza, Valley Fair, and Swag by Justin Bieber. Thanks for listening!

"Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Stadium Dog"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 25 Jun 2025 20:16:22 -0700

What’s freaking up, Legends? Jason and Lainie are back with a titillating episode filled with laughter, singing, and a bit of drama. Topics include: Purple Noon (Plein Soleil), Addison Rae Ticket disaster, Jimmy Awards, Evil Under the Sun, Materialists, cabin life, amateur definition, and Jimmy Neutron. They also introduce Sibling Summer! Hopefully, their siblings agree to come on!

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"Twice the Pride, Double the Fall"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 15 Jun 2025 18:46:33 -0700

Happy 2-year anniversary to Narcissists Talking! Your favorite hosts, Lainie and Jason, are giving you a special treat… 2x the length of a normal ep!! Thankfully for them, they have a lot to talk about. Topics include: Overcompensating, Adults, Addison, Traitors cast reveal, Paris is Burning, Angelina the Crow death and resurrection, Life of Chuck, Arcane, Prince Edward Island vegetable medley, Candy Crush, Sabrina Carpenter controversy, and a list of the top 13 fictional fathers to celebrate Father’s Day.

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"You Just Got ‘Stiltskinned!"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 19:55:17 -0700

Hey, Legends, Jason and Lainie are back with another hit podcast. From Reputation TV to polycules to hot dog water, this episode truly covers everything. The Narcissists discuss recent watches (Final Destination: Bloodlines, and Overcompensating), our worlds biggest mysteries (Amelia Earhart death, Eel reproduction in the Sargasso Sea (yes again,) and the Taylor Swift “eye theory”) and iconic hotties (Donny Osmond in Joseph, Ballet dancers, and Draco Malfoy). Please enjoy, or else they’ll be mad!

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“Left Half My Sloppy Joe in Havana Oh Na Na”

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 26 May 2025 19:25:49 -0700

From Sloppy Joe’s to Ernest Hemingway, this episode has it all! Welcome back, Legends. Jason and Lane Dog, cannot wait for Taylor to announce Reputation (Taylor’s Version) at the AMA’s tonight! Until that happens, they talk Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning, white people music, Final Destination (1-5), Saturn Return, feathering, bleeding, ghosting, Lainie’s “genius dream,” ghost sharks, and deodorant. It’s totally awesome, per usual.

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"Stick Shift Summer"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 18 May 2025 20:28:24 -0700

Hey legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie. Today’s topics: dry cleaning, dog sitting, Alaina’s New York City trip, the Met Gala, SNL’s future, Kate Berlant, Andor, Broadway tea, and stick shift summer (to prepare for the Amazing Race). They also discuss for the second time what fairy they would be in Pixie Hollow. Good fun! DM Alaina if you want the Broadway tea lol.

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"Can’t Find Purchase in the Spring"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 04 May 2025 14:08:12 -0700

Hey, Legends. Jason and Alaina are back to report on culture and a whole lot of other fun stuff. Topics include: name of the months, Fun Home musical, Andor s2, Jason’s Madison Beer Nachos playlist, Survivor, Harriet Tubman, Sing Sing, Chinese Moon Goddess mythology, and Zombies 4 teaser trailer. It’s Gnarly!!

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"Pope Vert"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 21 Apr 2025 19:58:26 -0700

Welcome back Legends, or if you’re new, welcome Xenia. Jason and Lainie are fresh off a long weekend of fun, only to for it to end with Papa Francisco dying. There’s much to unpack there. They then go into Addison Rae, bar crawling, and Sinners, the best movie of the year (so far). Other topics include: Andor, Eternals, books we read in AP Lit, stray cats, Wuthering Heights, The Studio, f’ed peanut butter ratio, and two very different alarm routines. Alaina is still recovering from The Last of Us episode 2…….. what the freaking heck.

Congratulations to the winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in Music!

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The Christian Episode

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 13 Apr 2025 17:05:44 -0700

Legends, welcome back. Jason and Lainie have survived the weekend and are ready to report on White Lotus, Yellow Jackets, Coachella, and more pop culture fun. Before that happens they go IN on a Holy Week breakdown, followed by the 10 plagues of Egypt, followed by the 12 apostles. If you love the lord (or Lorde) this is a great ep for you. If not, they discuss Pretty Little Liars Spring, Selena Gomez’s new album, Alaina’s new fav show, The Studio, and clapping on airplanes.

Hope you enjoy!

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“Boy Bullets at the Girl Gun Store (BBATGGS)"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 05 Apr 2025 17:35:39 -0700

Legends, welcome to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Lainie (she’s rebranding). This week the Narcissists talk about absolutely nothing and it’s fun! Lots of music this ep. Jason shares his amazing party ideas. They open mail. It’s incredible how things happen. We hope you enjoy Miss Saigon, Americana marches, Into the Woods, our future biopic music, and the color blue. Xoxo!!

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Operation Italy, Year of the Clock

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 30 Mar 2025 19:29:40 -0700

Ciao, Legends! The narcissists are BACK after Jason’s European adventure. Time to catch up! They go through all the TV shows they’ve seen: White Lotus, Bachelor, Survivor, Severance, and Yellowjackets. Other topics include the new Hunger Games book, Life of Pi, Mayhem, Chase Icon, Wings, Mickey 17, Thunderhead, and “The Year of Clocking.” Lots of music in this ep, some new favs, most Italian bangers. They also open a lovely letter from Lauren S. Enjoy the yapping!

"Red Delicious, K*ll Yourself"

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 04 Mar 2025 19:13:48 -0800

Legends, welcome back. Or if this is your first time with the narcissists… dear god. Today Jason and Lainie (she’s trying to go by Lainie, but Jason is refusing) have lots to cover. They chat Oscars, recent movies (Flow, Nickel Boys, A Complete Unknown) and the million of TV shows on right now. Jason explains BlackPink lore, they decide who has to shave their head, and play their favorite Disney songs *not cringe*. Lainie rants about Onyx Storm. Jason read mail. They talk Wicked Part 2 predictions— lots of good stuff y’all!

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2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 27 Feb 2025 21:12:37 -0800

It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists Jason and Alaina. The results are in! Will your favorite snatch a coveted NTLA? Probably!

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"Fridays Are For Clenching"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 22 Feb 2025 15:50:32 -0800

As RuPaul says, “Hello, hello, hello,” legends! Jason and Alaina are reunited at last. There are a million shows out right now that they are watching like Love is Blind, Severance, Yellowjackets, White Lotus, & the Traitors. They also talk at length about alligators/crocodiles. Other topics include: burnt toast, bushel as a measure, foaming from the mouth, first day of the week, the witch's rap, Depop, and “the implications.”

See you next week for the NTLAs!

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The Nacho Episode

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 05 Feb 2025 20:16:35 -0800

Hey, Legends. Alaina and Jason are back in the studio, delivering high-caliber nachos once again. They recap the Grammys, a Star Wars Burlesque show, and read emails, before getting into their long promised Exploration: Live segment, where surprise, they are very funny and clever. Other topics include: Lady Gaga’s return, the term “nachos,” Alaina’s pottery prowess, Tayvis engagement, yacht rock, and elevator etiquette.

Please submit your submissions to the NTLAs, as Jason and Alaina will host the ceremony as soon as they return from The Amazing Race.

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"Double Double Toilet Trouble"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 01 Feb 2025 11:25:53 -0800

Hey, beautiful Legends! Welcome back to Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Today they cover the Oscars nominations and all the controversies surrounding it. Other topics include: their trip to NYC, Romeo & Juliet, Exploration Live: Live Show, Parade, Dìdi, The Wild Robot, The Brutalist, and The Jungle Book. They also chat Traitors, Matt James tomfoolery, Alaina’s toilet exploding, vlogger playlists, and how to pronounce “azure.”

Don’t forget to vote down below!
2024 NTLA Academy Voter Link

Email our publicist, Leslie, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments. Big shout out to George Glass for editing out Alaina’s phone call with her coworker.

NTLA Nomination Ceremony + After-party

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 16 Jan 2025 20:24:57 -0800

Welcome to the second annual Narcissist Talking Legend Award Nomination Ceremony with your hosts, Jason and Alaina. It’s Hollywood’s biggest night! Unlike the Emmys, Grammys, MTV Awards, Teen Choice Awards, Oscars, and the National Dog Show, the NTLA is the only award worth getting. Congrats to those lucky enough to receive a nomination!

Because the narcissists are narcissists and can’t resist more time on the mic, they also chat The Traitors and open mail very briefly at the after-party.

Vote down below! Make your voice heard!

2024 NTLA Academy Voter Link

"Raising Our Ya Ya Yas Into the Wee Hours"

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 07 Jan 2025 06:07:14 -0800

Welcome to 2025, Legends! The Narcissists (Jason and Alaina btw) are loving this year so much. Lots of good culture already! They discuss Babygirl, Nosferatu, Drag Race and share New Year’s resolutions. Then they go into their “ins and outs” for 2025. Other topics include: their Golden Globes Kylie Jenner pregnancy debut prediction, Jason’s connections to the mob, Julia Louis-Dreyfus family history, fleece leggings, and best fabrics to use when grouting a Turkish mosaic lamp.

Get your NTLAS nominations in by Thursday! And apologies for no mail time this week George Glass forgot to remind us.

“Correct Until Proven Incorrect”

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 28 Dec 2024 19:14:10 -0800

Hello legends. Hope you had a good 2024! The Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, had a blast! Today they recap the predictions they made for the year, and share what 2025 surely has in store. They also spill their top 10 films of the years, as well as chat culture. Topics include: Squid Games 2, popcorn butter hacks, Jason’s duvet cover, Dune Prophecy, Man on the Inside, and Tally the Elf updates. Thanks for another fun year!

Remember to submit your nominations for the NTLAS ASAP!

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"#epicchristmas"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 21 Dec 2024 14:59:10 -0800

Happy holiday, legends! Welcome to the Narcissists’ official Christmas episode. This year they are ranking the top 12 Christmas songs. And of course they couldn’t pick 12, so they created an entire Xmas playlist for you to enjoy, check the link below. They open some mail, review a couple movies, sing songs, chat books — a joyous time was had by all!

Narcissistmas Playlist
2024 NTLA Nomination Form

Remember to submit your nominations for the NTLAS!

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"Sh*t From a Butt" + 2024 NTLA Category Announcement

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 15 Dec 2024 20:21:33 -0800

Welcome, Legends, to the start of the NT award season! Narcissists, Alaina and Jason, take to the stage and announce the official categories for the 2024 Narcissists Talking Legend Awards AKA the NTLAs. Vote down below! They also talk about new movies they’ve seen (Queer, Interstellar, Gladiator 2, After Hours) and some shit from a butt (conveyor belts, Toy Story 2, train conductors, Phineas and Ferb, RHOSLC, Doechii, and Sisterhood.) Also please settle the argument: are farts funny?

NTLA Nomination Submissions: https://forms.gle/nH7YgqUi4wPfdvwt8

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"A Controlled Goon"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 07 Dec 2024 11:59:46 -0800

Legends, sit back and relax, while the narcissists guide you through new and exciting culture. After running into Timotheé Chalamet, Jason and Alaina are scrambling to know where to go from here. Lots of movies this week (Gladiator 2, Y2K, Hundreds of Beavers, Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and more) as well as musicals (Les Mis, Great Comet). Other topics include: vibrato envy, Alaina’s trombone fiasco, and, of course, Bald Ann Dowd.

See you next week for the NTLAS! Or else yell at us!

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

"Time Flies When You’re Sticky" w/ Jenna and Brother Adam

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 30 Nov 2024 14:52:24 -0800

Goonhive, you’re in for a treat! The narcissists are joined by brother of the pod, Adam, and overall mother, Jenna, for a long awaited episode of FUN! This is the longest episode to date! The haters are seething rn…

Topics include: Gopher football, rowing, types of boats, pirates benefits, Wicked, Breaking Bad, Megalopolis, Ambercrombie, Goodreads, movie musicals, Survivor, phone etiquette, and pickles. See y’all next week for the first part of the NTLAs awards!

Also if you are TJ from Musical Bingo at TJ Hooligans you SUCK! And we hate you!

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

“The Kitchen Took a Slitch”

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 24 Nov 2024 12:42:04 -0800

Legends, let us be glad! The narcissists are recapping Wicked and, spoiler alert, they loved it. This takes up most of the episode tbh. They also discuss the activating journey of watching Emilia Pérez. They look to the western sky about upcoming movies, discuss the symphony, the Marauders, simple machines, Dune Prophecy, and what they’re thankful for (all the legends out there!)

“Overdrafted on Vodka Cran" w/ Seth

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 16 Nov 2024 13:01:12 -0800

Bello, legends. The Narcissists have had a great week filled with Alaina’s birthday celebrations. Speaking of birthdays, welcome fellow birthday boy, Seth Holland, to your ears! Boy oh boy do they get into it this week! Topics include: Obama-era clubbing music, sidebangs, German culture, popemobile suggestions, breakfast in Italy, People’s Sexiest Man Alive??, Mr Clean’s race, films: Gladiator, Joker, Alien, Napoleon, Anora, Vine compilations, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Elmo rights, Usher, Grammy album of the year predictions, slow walkers, and Rolland the farter

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

“Bon Qui Qui Did Numbers in Suburbia”

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 09 Nov 2024 12:37:26 -0800

Good afternoon, Legends. Jason and Alaina have had the best week ever!!!! To celebrate, they discuss culture and a whole bunch of other shit. Topics include: Conclave, Grammy nominations, Halloween recap, swimming meets, Noirvember, snap streaks, banned books, New York Times Best Seller List, His Firl Friday, Mad TV, The Empire Strips Back, and favorite TikTokers. Stream Aquamarine by Addison Rae <3

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

"There Was Nary a Canter"

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 31 Oct 2024 19:56:54 -0700

BOO! Did you spook? If not, the narcissists are sure to frighten in this very special, bone-chilling Halloween episode. They’ve been devouring culture like the gluttons they are. Topics include: DWTS, Agatha All Along, The Substance, Only Murders in the Building, and new pop hits. Other spooks include: work kahoots, face skinny, LMFAO revival, Boba and Kiki, Elphaba riffs, Love it or List it, drowning at the dentist, braids dying, and People’s Sexiest blank. They also share some great Halloween costume ideas!

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments.

“If I Don’t Get the Tortellini, I’m Dead“

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 05:42:39 -0700

Tell a friend to tell a friend the narcissists are back! They had a packed weekend lol and still have to send things into space! #booked

They cover many topics as usual: Bossa nova Sundays, Dogs Playing Poker, Disney honeymooners, Agatha All Along, Jason’s familial connections to the mob, Andrew Garfield, the history of dance, and buff Sydney Sweeney.

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments. No ads this week, legends, as our sponsor was playing pickleball.

"Chekhov's Firemaking"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 13 Oct 2024 19:37:26 -0700

Welcome back, Ledglings! Jason and Alaina are reunited and have lots to yap about. They open mail and sponsor Erik calls in to give the narcissists a stern talking to -_- Then they tangent about fall ambiance on YouTube, West Side Story, Survivor updates, Jasons uncle’s ferrets, VBS, bedtime prayers, the rapture, performing spells on Alaina’s hot neighbor, BRAT album, Google photos gatekeeping, Spotify wrapped, and airplane beef. Also they discuss recent films: Mystic Pizza, Addams Family Values, Practical Magic, and Will & Harper.

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.

“Mama, There’s a Goblin King Behind You”

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 06 Oct 2024 17:44:25 -0700

Lock in Legends because Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are back with another episode of their hit podcast. Today they discuss their recent hiking journey, struggling with clocks, eating in the car, exotic themes for the silver screen, messy pranks, burger fools, and gay witches. They talk recent film and tv watches, open mail, and give their finale thoughts on Rings of Power! Open your ears and hearts now.

Skip to (46:12) to avoid Rings of Power spoilers.
Skip to (57:00) to avoid Wicked spoilers.

Also! Don’t forget to send in your recommendations for the official Narcissists Talking Golden Record, which we will send into space later this month.

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.

"Narcissists at Sea"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 29 Sep 2024 21:01:26 -0700

Legends, welcome back, and if you’re new... okay wow. Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, woke up early to record this riveting episode. Topics include: glambot fails, fall book recommendations, current TV shows and movies, goblin origins, Sydney Dance Company performance of love lock, Babies at weddings, Sleep schedule hacks, Gracie Abram’s workout routine, and ropes. They also learn about the music Earth sent into space for the aliens to enjoy. Send in your thoughts, Legends!

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.

"Mashallah, Meniscus"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 18 Sep 2024 19:02:16 -0700

Hey Pookies! Local Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are mic’ed, young, and ready to stick handle the legends through the harrowing world of all things culture. Have no fear! This week’s topics include: mail time, phone in shower, DWTS, sport movies, SNL Host predictions, Sex and the City, baseball term list, the Emmys, Yankee Doodle Dandy lore, Insane elevator art, & their guiding star, Moo Deng. It’s also fall?? The narcissists are ready! Listen to find out what they have on their watch list….

Also we have our first ad! S/o to our sponsor, Erik Iverson. Please never stop budgeting!

Link to skip the Sixth Sense spoilers: (58:23)

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.

"The White Council" w/ Erik

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 10 Sep 2024 20:48:24 -0700

Legends get ready to enter mental zone 5. Another guest?? Well, yes! Brother of the pod, Erik Iverson, is back as our first two-timer! Lots of yapping to me had on our ~government-funded~ podcast.

*To avoid Rings of Power spoiler discussion skip to (1:09:38).

Topics include:

Alaina downloading Strava

Erik’s new “outside clothes”

Scaring kids

Erik’s three words to describe himself

Jason’s office jargon list

Malaphor

Letterboxed top 4 review

Rings of power(!)

SNL

Dancing with the stars cast reveal

Bachelorette finale review

Yoga classes

Macros on Microsoft

SYTYCD

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks.

"Can I Defend Myself?" w/ Josh Gottschalk

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 02 Sep 2024 19:47:09 -0700

Bello Legends! Sorry for the long time away. In true narcissist fashion, Alaina and Jason were delayed getting this podcast out, but this episode is worth the wait! They are joined by none other than the Worst Legend of the Year award recipient at the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards, Josh Gottschalk! Gottschalk couldn’t have been more grateful to be in the narcissist’s presence to discuss a litany of topics such as Lord of the Rings, recent Letterboxed activity, Disney adults, Beniffer divorce, Marcel the Shell, Blue Planet, homeschooling, Costco Guys, Popstar Academy, our fav new podcast and, of course, horses.

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments and snide remarks. Oh yeah, and give us five stars or else we’ll report you.

“Enhanced Fujita”

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 17 Aug 2024 17:04:56 -0700

Bonsoir Legends! The narcissists have much to yap about as they’ve been separated from you for too long! Parting is such sweet sorrow. Today’s topics: HotD, Rings of Power, DC23, the Muppets, Halloween costume ideas, perpetual stew, video essays, chicken recipes and a big movie roundup, some new (It Ends with Us + drama), some old (The Outsiders, no drama). It’s also Jason’s birthday!! Wish him happy birthday or else we’ll rate you 0 stars.

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments but make sure it’s HIGH importance. Oh yeah, and give us five stars or else.

"Kelly Quickdraw"

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 02 Aug 2024 10:48:38 -0700

Hello!! It’s Jason here. Currently traveling internationally and did not have time to write up the description. Releasing the episode now though, for you to enjoy! Apologies, again!

“Rip Tofu and Wasabi”

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 25 Jul 2024 20:06:49 -0700

Hoody, Legends. Jace and Ali (s/o HotD) are here to deliver the good news. They have so much to talk about so LOCK IN. Alaina tells her tale of being TRAPPED in the airport for days, Jason reads out some mail, and they both are still screaming from the last HotD episode. Lots of movies to cover: Twisters, Longlegs, Roman Holiday, The Prestige, & Dunkirk. Other topics include: kidney shaped pools, ocean vs pool vs lake, VeggieTales Esther movie, the bachelorette, fav Mario kart runs, Love Island, national anthem riffs, new playlists, TS Deadpool rumors, and so much moreee.

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments but make sure it’s HIGH importance. Oh yeah, and give us five stars or else.

“Mescal Give Life, No Depréssión”

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 09 Jul 2024 20:25:13 -0700

So nice to see you, legends. Jason and Alaina are happy to be back on the mic spitting major bars post July 4th. They are huge into ~summer vibage~ and play some songs inspired by 2018 forgotten hits. They also discuss House of the Dragon, Charlotte the Stingray, Inside Out 2, Saturn returns, best Valley Fair rides, what Pixie we’d be, wedding entrances, & toilet seat heights. Finally, LILLIAN is back and makes an emotional plea…and we uncover George Glass’s dark secret….

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments but make sure it’s HIGH importance.

“Girl-Kissing in Bridgerton 2k26”

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 27 Jun 2024 20:32:15 -0700

Hey uglies (it’s Opposite Day.) Jason and Alaina have sooooo much to discuss after their big trip to da big apple. They deep dive into their experience at the Met, & seeing celebrities. Then they DON’T talk about The Jimmy Awards, HotD, cotton candy grapes, Katy Perry x Dr. Luke, influencers returning furniture, Bridgerton Finale, The Notebook, and butter on face (and oh yeah it’s Opposite Day.)

Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all questions, comments, kisses, and insults.

One (1) Year Anniversary! A Year in Review

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 11 Jun 2024 20:47:32 -0700

Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst episodes. They also just chit chat :) Topics include: how records work, The Traitors cast reveal, “skinny ninny Minnie summer,” party hat lore, pigeon pose, new Hunger Games book, IOS 18 upgrades, and new music releases (Brat and Please, Please, Please). Thank you for all the love over the past year! We love our lil podcast!!

“Love is love- NO!”

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 02 Jun 2024 16:02:26 -0700

Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-Men ‘97, Survivor finale, super powers, James Dean hot??, kicking graves, “lobster tail,” Knives Out 3 and Traitors 3 casting, Iron Claw, and Jason’s fav Michael Jackson songs. S/o all our ancient voices!! WOO! WOO! WOO!

Also if you are in concourse G look for Alaina’s AirPods!!!

"Psyop Summer"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 20 May 2024 19:26:05 -0700

Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church picnics, breakfast sandwiches, Swiss German, and royal portraits. Compared to the “yap” topics of: Hailey Bieber pregnancy, “summer of sports,” Pinocchio, The Idea of You, Bridgerton, and the stunning Wicked trailer. Thanks for listening. We deeply care for you all.

"YOU Keep My Nature Out of Your Positing!”

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 07 May 2024 19:42:25 -0700

Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the formation of European borders, urinal culture, pinkaty drinkity, and lots of new music recs! Stream on every platform so we can get lots of money.

“If You’re Packing Heat, You’re in for a Treat”

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 02 May 2024 20:53:05 -0700

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scrambling. Thank god they find purchase in talking about Challengers, Rugrats in Paris, #summerofsports, Misogynior, Dexter’s laboratory impression, Blade Runner, macaroons (macarons?), video essays, and planning a trip to NYC in the next 32 hours. They also read off their truly spectacular dog name and restaurant list. They are very talented!

"Human Unit Buss Down 6’5" Actor Lee Pace”

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 24 Apr 2024 21:05:12 -0700

Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale. They also play two fun musical games! Please listen we have kids to feed.

"Thumbs Up to Pajamas"

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 16 Apr 2024 20:45:58 -0700

¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, Super Mario 64, and Jason’s recommended “stimming” playlist. They also chat new music, Jojo Siwa, important Charlotte the Stingray update, and most importantly Taylor Swift TTPD clownery.

Shout out to democracy

“Nothing to Talk About, Much to Say”

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 02 Apr 2024 20:40:10 -0700

Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter, Canterbury Tales, tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his manager, but George Glass did some cutie edits. Also shout out to the folks who sent in mail, except for Erik who roasted us fml Eric!!! (Spelled wrong on purpose)

"Sméagol HATES Boy-Kissing"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 27 Mar 2024 19:41:53 -0700

Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus turning water into wine slay. Rate this podcast 5 stars or Shelob (best lob) will SNATCH you!!

"Eating Soup by Lake = Elysium?”

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 21 Mar 2024 18:57:15 -0700

Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a mail segment. They also give an overview of the films releasing this year and oh mamma we got good things ahead. The Narcissistics then talk music such as the Olivia Rodrigo concert, Deeper Well, Yung Gravy, Girls5eva, and Kate Perry’s Simlish album. Give us 6 stars so we can be famous 5eva!!

"The Hater of Your Hater is Your Friend"

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:54:30 -0700

My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??

"This is Shakespearean, It’s in Our Bones"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 04 Mar 2024 07:19:00 -0800

Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics include: 45 minute coaster, fireworks at Disney, the pyramids, tiger extinction, Dolly the sheep, and the glockenspiel, because of course.

"I Don't Disagree, Witch"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 18 Feb 2024 13:06:20 -0800

Hey Legends. Jason and Alaina are back for more fun! This weeks topics are truly all over the place: Jumbo the elephant, country music, Zendaya, water in ear, Dune London Premiere, Met Gala, tropes deep dive. They also bravely and vulnerably take a journey through their notes app and discuss their dream Traitors cast, celebrity theories, new bits, and more. Give us 5 stars or else…?

"Beef Tenderloin? Light Work, No Reaction"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 11 Feb 2024 18:57:47 -0800

Play ball!!! Tonight Jason and Alaina are watching the Super Bowl (aka Wicked trailer premiere.) Hear their LIVE thoughts as the game streams in the background (on mute DUH.) Other topics include: The Grammys, hating on Taylor Swift, Teletubbies ranking, Gua sha, The Traitors, country music, Cat Cohen, and favorite green friends, of course. Jason also shares a new word! Listen!

Also insane how Alaina says country is in and Beyoncé an hour later announces new country album???

2023 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 11 Feb 2024 18:57:35 -0800

Come celebrate Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2023 Narcissists Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists, Jason and Alaina (and others….) The results are in! Tonight, special winners will go home with one of the most coveted awards there is, an NTLA (the boys all know).

“It’s Curtains For You, Violent Girl!!”

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 03 Feb 2024 20:18:17 -0800

Get ready to be yapped at Legends! Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, fill ya in on recent pop culture drama (Nicki Minaj you’re a violent girl!!), and do a media round up (Percy Jackson finale, The Zone of Interest). The star segment of the episode is the recap of their 2023 culture predictions/reveal of their 2024 predictions. Please give us grace!! Other topics include: Epic Universe, J Lo lip syncing, Punxsutawney Phil, SNL, cart wheeling, Taylor at the Super Bowl, & the Golden Bachelor following Alaina.

If you haven’t already please #PokemonGoToThePolls for the Narcissists Talking Legend Awards via the link below. Democracy is so important.

https://forms.gle/CWuEeQAU6tiMfuFQ7

"We’re January 6thing Her House"

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 24 Jan 2024 18:40:08 -0800

The Narcissists are BBBBBACK! Jason and Alaina return after a holiday break and, girlll it’s Oscar season already?! They have mixed feelings (hence the Jan 6thing.)They review snubs, surprises, and highlight their favorite performances and films. They then chat about the most important things happening in culture rn such as Percy Jackson, Jason’s toast era, Attack on Titan, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Escape rooms, Disney World, and more. Also the narcissists got mail! We hear you Legendies!!

If you haven’t already please vote for the Narcissists Talking Legend Awards via the link below. Democracy is so important’
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Narcissist Talking Legend Awards 2023 Nomination Ceremony

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0800

Welcome to the Narcissists Talking first annual Legend Award Nomination Ceremony where hosts, Jason and Alaina, reveal this year’s nominees. Unlike the Oscars, Grammys, Olympics, etc. the NTLA is one of the few award ceremonies to expand all aspects of culture. Just to be nominated amongst icons, dreamers, poets, & others in such a prestigious ceremony is a privilege and a pleasure.

To vote for a nominee, please click below, or visit the office Narcissist Instagram page.

https://forms.gle/CWuEeQAU6tiMfuFQ7

On the 12th Day of Narcissistmas: Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 24 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 12 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Dont cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!! On this special season finale, it’s all about The Nutcracker.

Hope you nuts are prepared to crack!

On the 11th Day of Narcissistmas: Webkinz

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 23 Dec 2023 11:03:27 -0800

Welcome to day 11 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today they gab about Webkinz, which unfortunately started Jason and Alaina down a hole of rapid consumerism. Let the pod know if you also had suspicions about Dr. Quack!!

On the 10th Day of Narcissistmas: Diva Down! Titanic Sinks

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 22 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 10 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today we pour one out for the Titanic. Unsinkable?? Likely story…

This ep is available to stream- near, far, wherever you are!

On the 9th day of Narcissistmas: We’re Worried Darling: Don’t Worry Darling Drama

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 9 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. If you were on Twitter in 2022, you know why this is a top moment of culture. Can’t wise to hear what Miss Flo has to say about this one!!

On the 8th day of Narcissistmas: Code of Hammurabi

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 20 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 8 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Need some direction in your life? Well Hammurabi agreed, which inspired him to write the longest, best organized, best-preserved set of laws even! In the words of Dua Lipa “I got 282 rules, I count em”

On the 7th day of Narcissistmas: Anne Hathaway is born Nov 12, 1982

Alaina and Jason — Tue, 19 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 7 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. On a snowy night mid November, God created Anne Hathaway and the world was forever changed. We dreamed a dream and Annie delivered!!

On the 6th day of Narcissistmas: The Hunger Games

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 6 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today is all about the Hunger Games. Are you coming to the pod legends??

HUGE Hungie Games spoilers ahead!

On the 5th day of Narcissistmas: 7 Wonders of the Ancient World

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 17 Dec 2023 14:05:08 -0800

Welcome to day 5 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Listen as the hosts guide you through ghosts of 7 wonders past, present, and future.

"Yeah I Kicked Her"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 17 Dec 2023 11:57:08 -0800

Heyyyy legends. The narcissists are back, but this time it’s a full length ep. Topics include: Wonka, Waitress, The Boy and The Heron, sh*tting in bookstores, sh*tting at weddings, Sara Bareilles EGOT, Golden Globes nominations, Tate McRae, & beefing with Simone Biles. Stream worthy… we’ll let you be the judge of that…

ALSO! There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

Queendom award
Best text never sent
Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
Worst man
Most distinctive era of life
Taylor swift award for best era
Best movie we didn’t see
Worst trauma to have
The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
Barbie award for achievement in feminism
Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies
Best movie to see with dad
Worst movie to see with dad
The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
Ugly hot award
Devastating!
The bear award for most stressful place of work
Best strike
Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut
Movie we wished had a lil frontal
Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
Best blind singer/actress
Biggest insult towards us
Biggest threat to us
Glizzy award for best nickname
Hottie boombody award
Biggest change
Biggest Journey
Biggest Gag
Wealth indicator
Worst legend
Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
Hat of the year 2023

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com.

On the 4th Day of Narcissistmas: Selena Gomez Musical Oeuvre

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 16 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 4 of Narcissismas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today it’s about the Mozart of our time, Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear Jason iconically say, “They say the day the music died is about Selena Gomez losing her last kidney.”

There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

Queendom award
Best text never sent
Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
Worst man
Most distinctive era of life
Taylor swift award for best era
Best movie we didn’t see
Worst trauma to have
The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
Barbie award for achievement in feminism
Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies
Best movie to see with dad
Worst movie to see with dad
The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
Ugly hot award
Devastating!
The bear award for most stressful place of work
Best strike
Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut
Movie we wished had a lil frontal
Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
Best blind singer/actress
Biggest insult towards us
Biggest threat to us
Glizzy award for best nickname
Hottie boombody award
Biggest change
Biggest Journey
Biggest Gag
Wealth indicator
Worst legend
Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
Hat of the year 2023

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com.

On the 3rd Day of Narcissistmas: James Cameron’s Avatar Released

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 15 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to Day 3 of Narcissistmas, legends (sky people), where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina (Na’vi), break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today we aren’t alone in the studio because Eywa is here to help us dive into the world of James Cameron’s Avatar. We love those blue freaks!!

On the 2nd Day of Narcissistmas: The GPS is Invented

Alaina and Jason — Thu, 14 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 2 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today they honor the creation of the GPS, because without her…… girl…. we’re lost!! 5 stars or naughty list xoxo

On the 1st Day of Narcissistmas: The Wii Hits the Market

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 13 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0800

Welcome to day 1 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today is all about the who, what, where, Wii of the 2006 best selling Christmas present, the Wii. 5 stars or naughty list!!

"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Hate 'Em"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 11:59:01 -0800

Ho, ho, ho, Legends! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are feeling festive today so they wanted to celebrate by giving some holiday pop culture recommendations. They of course discuss other media recently consumed during this holiday season like Variety’s Actors on Actors, Drag Race S16 promo, DWTS finale, Doja Cat, May December, Gerry from the bachelor, idk honestly!!! Bro please just listen.

There’s still time to submit a nomination for the Legend awards! Categories are:

Queendom award
Best text never sent
Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
Worst man
Most distinctive era of life
Taylor swift award for best era
Best movie we didn’t see
Worst trauma to have
The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
Barbie award for achievement in feminism
Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies
Best movie to see with dad
Worst movie to see with dad
The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
Ugly hot award
Devastating!
The bear award for most stressful place of work
Best strike
Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut
Movie we wished had a lil frontal
Xotchi Gomez award for big star potential
Best blind singer/actress
Biggest insult towards us
Biggest threat to us
Glizzy award for best nickname
Hottie boombody award
Biggest change
Biggest Journey
Biggest Gag
Wealth indicator
Worst legend
Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
Hat of the year 2023

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com.

"The Thinker of Our Time"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 03 Dec 2023 15:54:11 -0800

¡Hola leyendas! Welcome to this week’s episode of Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Big week for the pod! They introduce the categories for the first annual Narcissists Talking Legend Awards 2023, and hint at their upcoming 12 Days of Narcissistmas. Other topics include: No Hard Feelings, Spotify Wrapped, horses, LoTRs Two Towers, & Minneapolis mega murder of crows. They also do a music segment! Okay how fun??

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email podcast producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com.

NTLA categories:

Queendom award
Best text never sent
Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
Worst man
Most distinctive era of life
Taylor swift award for best era
Best movie we didn’t see
Worst trauma to have
The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
Barbie award for achievement in feminism
Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies
Best movie to see with dad
Worst movie to see with dad
The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
Ugly hot award
Devastating!
The bear award for most stressful place of work
Best strike
Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut
Movie we wished had a lil frontal
Xochitl Gomez award for big star potential
Best blind singer/actress
Biggest insult towards us
Biggest threat to us
Glizzy award for best nickname
Hottie boombody award
Biggest change
Biggest Journey
Biggest Gag
Wealth indicator
Worst legend
Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
Hat of the year 2023

"There's No Such Thing as Bad Iconic"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 26 Nov 2023 18:37:30 -0800

Ello Legends! Jason is back from his iconic London adventure (Yes, Alaina did go to Bemidji too whateverrr!!). The narcissists are giddy to jump on the mic and talk movies: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Priscilla, The Killers, and—fresh out the theater—Saltburn. They read mail, watch for Reputation TV drop (clowned again I don’t want to talk about it), The Crown, escape rooms, Ariana Grande scatting, suburban miner from TikTok, & so on and so forth. And finally Jason dazzles with details from his amazing trip!

IMPORTANT: Jacob Elordi if you are reading this please contact us.

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

"My Breasts Are Up Here" w/ Lauren Clark and Cullen Trobec

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 17:23:53 -0800

Lots in pop culture this week!! Thank god we have pop culture consumer, Cullen, and Lauren, who has other talents, on the pod! Topics include: Burlesque, Mean Girls trailer, Avatar the Last Airbender trailer, Grammy Noms, People’s magazine hottest man (SNUBBED), Monopoly, and menacing loon. They do a fun blind rank segment, which as I said is fun!! Jason and Alaina also answer Lauren’s questions on what is c*nt and not c*nt.

It’s also Alaina’s birthday and she wants 5 stars and Zombies to WIN in the poll!!!

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

“If I Buy World Peace You Should Get a Boat”

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 05 Nov 2023 16:57:00 -0800

First your ears, next THE WORLD. The narcissists low key have nothing to talk about lmaoooooo, but they will not be silenced!!! Never back down never surrender!! They did see Killers of the Flower Moon and loved it so they talk all about it and then they just start yapping about god knows what. Topics include: the Dewey Decimal system, Ziwe, Jason’s stye, Noir-vember, jazz trios, soggy arugula, and cold water. Five stars, no?

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

"Forging the Path for Hottie-Boombody" w/ Karly Hennen

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 09:08:12 -0700

Ever been wanting to watch Zombies 3 with your friends but you have to buy a wedding dress?? If so, this episode is for you! A lot is covered in this episode, as Jason and Alaina are joined by special guest, Karly Hennen (recently engaged). Coming off Hallowekend, 1989 TV drop, and the full Zombies trilogy, there’s a lot of excitement on the mic. They talk Survivor, Alaina’s 2 big falls (for a man and on the street), seeing The Pope, our anticipated top songs of the year, HSMTMTS, and even SPORTS!! Can you believe!!

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

Legends' Musical Musings

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 15 Oct 2023 22:01:02 -0700

Hey leg-ends! How are you doing? Oh good. On this ep the narcissists talk recent musical ventures such as: The Eras Tour film, Dicks: The Musical, Falsettos, The Girl from North Country. They also deep dive into eel reproduction, learn what a geographical “cape” is, and Alaina’s “Justice” spice - all likely things for a pop culture podcast for sure for sureeee.

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

Narcissistsween

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 07 Oct 2023 22:45:25 -0700

BOO! Legends, enter if ye dare bc the ghouls are ringing in Cuntober with a spooky, ooky Halloween ep. The narcissists give their (super highly requested) top fall and Halloween movies, books, and TV recommendations. They then share the official “Top scares of the Year” list that can’t be added to so sorry!!! Prepare for shrill, thrills, and chills.

Of course, please email our producer, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com or for all queries, comments, and compliments. Pls indicate if you would like to remain anonymous.

“A Stern Grunt in Troubling Times” w/ Lilli

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 01 Oct 2023 21:03:17 -0700

Hey dirty little legends, do we have an ep for you. The narcissists host their highly requested second guest of the podcast- Alaina’s sister, Lillian! She brings (as expected) a specific flavor to the pod!! They kick off the ep with some fan mail before diving into recapping Beetlejuice: the Musical, Alaina’s new strange shows (DWTS, Riverdale), Travis Kelce, and celebrity pregnancy theories. Lilli also lists the 100s of iPad games she plays and the writer of this description simply refused to list them all!!

Also FLASH SALE: buy a bit!! The narcissists and Lilli rattle off new bit ideas for you to use and purchase (Venmo: amgraupman) in this fun new segment.

Of course, please email narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all queries, praises, and compliments

"My Blood Runs Gleek"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 23 Sep 2023 17:04:00 -0700

The narcissists have never said less, yet more at the same time. I (thankless descriptor) fear that Alaina and Jason have LOST IT. In the longest episode yet they update y’all on about recent movies (The Last Five Years, A Haunting in Venice), Chappell Roan’s new album, Joe Jonas CRIMES, LoTR, whatever whatever. The meat of the episode is when they read through emails from their hilarious and dedicated legends!! Y’all make us CRACK up! “Ess good.”

Other moments:

Alaina answers who she’d rather save Percy Jackson or Taylor Swift
The lore of Hollywood villains: Lea Michelle, Emma Roberts, Lillian
Jason’s discovers a new screaming Todd impression

To have your email read on the podcast (or u can be anonymous COWARDS) please email at narcissiststalking@gmail.com

"AAOOOH!?"

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 16 Sep 2023 16:03:19 -0700

The narcissists are back recapping media and culture once again! Jason and Alaina talk and talk and talk about many listen-worthy topics such as: The Bear, What we do in the Shadows, Lempicka, silly memes, Drew Barrymore, VMAs, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Spotify AI, and sooooo many more you jussssttt have to trust us. They’ve been really into “bits” these days so you get a lot of that this ep. Please Venmo us if you want to use any ($5)! Hope y’all have Hulu!

And, well Christ, email us at narcissiststalking@gmail.com

“Nemeses Talking”

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 09 Sep 2023 09:43:45 -0700

Well, well, well someone FINALLY read a Narcissists Talking description!! Legends, this episode is the 11th episode special! To celebrate, Jason and Alaina get silly on sweet vermouth and talk pop culture. And TRUST there’s a lot to chat about: HSMTMTS, GUTS, Jonas/Turner divorce, Kylie and Timothee, AHS return, Jimmy Fallon (bad), and Ashton Kutcher (bad). They also report on upcoming films that debuted at film festivals recently, many of which are getting early Oscar buzz.

Fun fact: Jason and Alaina were both on the brink of peeing their pants for half this ep, but they simply HAD to keep podcasting!!!

Pwease send emails to narcissiststalking@gmail.com

"Talented and Hungover"

Alaina and Jason — Mon, 04 Sep 2023 07:10:38 -0700

AHHWOOOOO!! Jason and Alaina (the rizzler) are back. They’ve done and seen so much this week and now it’s time to reflect and share. Alaina updates on reading LoTR, Jason is now convinced on camping, and both parties are full (heart and stomach) post state fair. But whatever!! They are most excited to discuss the comedies of the year Bottoms and Theater Camp. Legends you MUST go! As they say a million times it’s sooooooo funny. Also please let Alaina know if SHEEEEEsh is working or not xoxo

"I Fell in Love With Legolas for His Personality"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 27 Aug 2023 06:12:31 -0700

A podcaster is never late!! They release an ep precisely when they mean to! Legends, this ep is a hobbits feast for your ears. After returning to The Shire after saving Alaina’s towed car, Jason and Alaina discuss this week’s highs (HSMTMTS, RW&RB) and lows (Dune 2 delayed, Venus retrograde, MERRY/PIPP). They then open their first emails from real life listeners, and Alaina unpacks her first Lord of the Rings experience (spoiler: she’s obsessed). Finally, they explain the lore of c*nt, and list off some top c*nty things. Hope you enjoy thank you for reading our descriptions!!!

Alaina's Favorites of All Time

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 20 Aug 2023 09:17:38 -0700

Do you know what Jason’s bday wish was? It was for you to listen to this weeks thrilling episode of Narcissistics Talking!!! We’ve been BOOKED watching, reading, and listening, Legends. We discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue, Only Murders in the Building, Gaylor, Jagged Little Pill, #TeamConrad, TikTok edits- so many good things! Alaina finds a way to sneak in all her favorite topics into one episode! Talent!! “Fist-pump, fist-pump” -Jason.

Warning: This is our first R-rated ep, sorry to our extremely young fan base!

Mission Possible, more like!!

Alaina and Jason — Wed, 09 Aug 2023 18:39:04 -0700

Our mission is podcasting and we accept!!! Today local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, discuss all things Mission Impossible: train fights, Tom Cruise kissing??, blade hands, AI villains, and many more exciting and listen-worthy topics. They also just have fun chit-chatting after a 2 week break. We love to talk! Listen to our podcast!

Barbenheimer: We’re Sat w/ Erik

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 22 Jul 2023 08:03:57 -0700

Hi Barbie! Hi Oppenheimer! Do you ever think about dying, Legends?? We do!! This week we saw Barbie (twice) and Oppenheimer in a back-to-back blowout and let me tell ya it was SUBLIME! We are also joined by a special guest this week!! We’re narcissistics and he’s just… Erik! Enjoy spoiler free reviews before we blow your minds with deep dives, and our nemeses and allies of the week! Similar to Oppenheimer creating the A-Bomb, we fear what dropping this ep means to the future of our world as we know it!!

Emmy Noms! And the end of TV/Movies?? CLICKBAIT

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 14 Jul 2023 21:07:26 -0700

We’ve been SNUBBED!! Once again Narcissists Talking has not received an Emmy nom. Sad. YET the Legends prevail and talk about all (most) of the 2023 nominations. They catch-up on recent culture and, of course, take it home with our ally and nemesis of the week segment. Leave a comment!! A good one!

*Editor’s Note: the name of the celeb to watch is Xochitl Gomez

"HI-YAH!!"

Alaina and Jason — Fri, 07 Jul 2023 15:34:38 -0700

Listen up troops!! The legends are back and they are feeling SILLY today. Jason and Alaina kick off the ep with a review of two movies: the new Indiana Jones and Joy Ride. Alaina finds a way to bring up Taylor Swift (happy Speak Now release legends!!), and drag her sister LILLIAN (#1 nemesis of the pod). They share their 2023 culture predictions, including some scary death predictions. Then the legends wrap up with some kooky nemesis and ally updates (ASMR warning!!). We love to have fun around here!!

"But No, I Will Bully"

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 25 Jun 2023 11:43:21 -0700

The legends have been booked and busy!!! They go IN on recapping their weekend (Sasha Colby drag show, Eras Tour round 2, Into the Woods, Pride, and navigating a typhoon), and review Elemental and The Flash. Now it’s time for these legends to rest… until next time that is…

...But at What Cost?

Alaina and Jason — Sun, 18 Jun 2023 07:13:56 -0700

The legends are back in the studio after their best (and only) episode to date! This episode is all about ~musicals~ as they deep dive into the turbulent waters that is The Little Mermaid Live Action movie, and the unscripted (Narcissists Talking stands with the WGA!!!!) Tony’s awards show. If you’re a Scuttlebutt Stan turn back now!!

"Cinema is Back" (Pilot)

Alaina and Jason — Sat, 10 Jun 2023 14:10:23 -0700

On this ep, the legends talk about past media, upcoming media, current media, and more!! Highlights include: Succession, Barbenheimer, Yellow Jackets, Spider-Man, Tayla Swiff, and of course, ourselves. We conclude our 45 minutes of fun with new, and exciting, segments. Rate us 5 stars or TRUST you’ll be on our nemesis list…