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        <![CDATA[Video software startup mmhmm's recent round of funding has got us thinking about the next big trend in startups: names that are just noises. Levi has a product that solves all kinds of everyday problems, and it's not scary at all! I mean, why would it be? What a strange thing to ask...]]>
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      <itunes:summary>Video software startup mmhmm's recent round of funding has got us thinking about the next big trend in startups: names that are just noises. Levi has a product that solves all kinds of everyday problems, and it's not scary at all! I mean, why would it be? What a strange thing to ask...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Video software startup mmhmm's recent round of funding has got us thinking about the next big trend in startups: names that are just noises. Levi has a product that solves all kinds of everyday problems, and it's not scary at all! I mean, why would it be?</itunes:subtitle>
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        <![CDATA[Want VCs to think you're cool? That's easy. Just pretend you read something on Techcrunch! This week, we hone our pretending skills by reading some very fake startup headlines and talking about them. 

This week, to pretend we know stuff, we used Startup Ipsum (created by Party Round) found at https://startipsum.com/ (and you can too!)]]>
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        <![CDATA[Want VCs to think you're cool? That's easy. Just pretend you read something on Techcrunch! This week, we hone our pretending skills by reading some very fake startup headlines and talking about them. 

This week, to pretend we know stuff, we used Startup Ipsum (created by Party Round) found at https://startipsum.com/ (and you can too!)]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Want VCs to think you're cool? That's easy. Just pretend you read something on Techcrunch! This week, we hone our pretending skills by reading some very fake startup headlines and talking about them. 

This week, to pretend we know stuff, we used Startup Ipsum (created by Party Round) found at https://startipsum.com/ (and you can too!)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Want VCs to think you're cool? That's easy. Just pretend you read something on Techcrunch! This week, we hone our pretending skills by reading some very fake startup headlines and talking about them. 

This week, to pretend we know stuff, we used Startu</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[When pitching, you have to be willing to throw out your old startup idea and invent an entirely new one on the spot, sometimes in the same investor meeting! Jonathan puts Levi and special guest Jane Decker through their paces with an improv game involving Snails, Circus Peanuts, a Weed Volcano, and -- just in time for father's day -- entirely too many dad-based product ideas. 

This week, to make our unicorns, we used the Aesthetic Generator found at https://claireeeep.github.io/generator/ (and you can too!)]]>
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This week, to make our unicorns, we used the Aesthetic Generator found at https://claireeeep.github.io/generator/ (and you can too!)]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>When pitching, you have to be willing to throw out your old startup idea and invent an entirely new one on the spot, sometimes in the same investor meeting! Jonathan puts Levi and special guest Jane Decker through their paces with an improv game involving Snails, Circus Peanuts, a Weed Volcano, and -- just in time for father's day -- entirely too many dad-based product ideas. 

This week, to make our unicorns, we used the Aesthetic Generator found at https://claireeeep.github.io/generator/ (and you can too!)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When pitching, you have to be willing to throw out your old startup idea and invent an entirely new one on the spot, sometimes in the same investor meeting! Jonathan puts Levi and special guest Jane Decker through their paces with an improv game involving</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[Join Jonathan and Levi a for a little ~bRaInStOrM~ as they growth-hack their podcast to fame and fortune. Or at least one of those. Or neither. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Join Jonathan and Levi a for a little ~bRaInStOrM~ as they growth-hack their podcast to fame and fortune. Or at least one of those. Or neither. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Join Jonathan and Levi a for a little ~bRaInStOrM~ as they growth-hack their podcast to fame and fortune. Or at least one of those. Or neither. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Join Jonathan and Levi a for a little ~bRaInStOrM~ as they growth-hack their podcast to fame and fortune. Or at least one of those. Or neither. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>36/ The Great Rebundling, Indifference Child</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Levi has the cure for your streaming service woes. Jonathan puts the compassion in Compassion International. Our shortest episode ever, so listen twice!]]>
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        <![CDATA[Levi has the cure for your streaming service woes. Jonathan puts the compassion in Compassion International. Our shortest episode ever, so listen twice!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Levi has the cure for your streaming service woes. Jonathan puts the compassion in Compassion International. Our shortest episode ever, so listen twice!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Levi has the cure for your streaming service woes. Jonathan puts the compassion in Compassion International. Our shortest episode ever, so listen twice!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>35/ Mock Interviews with Alex Cohen (@anothercohen)</title>
      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>35/ Mock Interviews with Alex Cohen (@anothercohen)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Levi and Jonathan interview for the big job. It doesn't go well. Levi pitches his vision for the future of the Creator Economy. It doesn't go well (for creators). 

Check out @anothercohen on Twitter for A+ tech shitposting. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Levi and Jonathan interview for the big job. It doesn't go well. Levi pitches his vision for the future of the Creator Economy. It doesn't go well (for creators). 

Check out @anothercohen on Twitter for A+ tech shitposting. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Levi and Jonathan interview for the big job. It doesn't go well. Levi pitches his vision for the future of the Creator Economy. It doesn't go well (for creators). 

Check out @anothercohen on Twitter for A+ tech shitposting. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Levi and Jonathan interview for the big job. It doesn't go well. Levi pitches his vision for the future of the Creator Economy. It doesn't go well (for creators). 

Check out @anothercohen on Twitter for A+ tech shitposting. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>34/ TikTedTok, OverReactions</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan is hacking his way to Gen Z thought-leadership. Levi has the solution for effective content moderation: real-world consequences. 

Got a pitch for us? Visit unicorn.gripe and click the shiny button!]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan is hacking his way to Gen Z thought-leadership. Levi has the solution for effective content moderation: real-world consequences. 

Got a pitch for us? Visit unicorn.gripe and click the shiny button!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1029</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan is hacking his way to Gen Z thought-leadership. Levi has the solution for effective content moderation: real-world consequences. 

Got a pitch for us? Visit unicorn.gripe and click the shiny button!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan is hacking his way to Gen Z thought-leadership. Levi has the solution for effective content moderation: real-world consequences. 

Got a pitch for us? Visit unicorn.gripe and click the shiny button!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>33/ The Laughening: Jonathan vs. Levi</title>
      <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>33/ The Laughening: Jonathan vs. Levi</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Friend of the show Jane Decker joins us this week to settle the great debate: who's the best at not laughing?]]>
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        <![CDATA[Friend of the show Jane Decker joins us this week to settle the great debate: who's the best at not laughing?]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>799</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Friend of the show Jane Decker joins us this week to settle the great debate: who's the best at not laughing?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Friend of the show Jane Decker joins us this week to settle the great debate: who's the best at not laughing?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>32/ The MG, TDFW?</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Happy #dogeday! Levi satisfies the simps so you don't have to. Jonathan was sadly NOT turned down for a job at Coinbase (but he could have been!). 

Stop making us do all the work! Go to unicorn.gripe and submit your pitch. We'll probably read it live on the podcast. Probably. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Happy #dogeday! Levi satisfies the simps so you don't have to. Jonathan was sadly NOT turned down for a job at Coinbase (but he could have been!). 

Stop making us do all the work! Go to unicorn.gripe and submit your pitch. We'll probably read it live on the podcast. Probably. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>868</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Happy #dogeday! Levi satisfies the simps so you don't have to. Jonathan was sadly NOT turned down for a job at Coinbase (but he could have been!). 

Stop making us do all the work! Go to unicorn.gripe and submit your pitch. We'll probably read it live on the podcast. Probably. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Happy #dogeday! Levi satisfies the simps so you don't have to. Jonathan was sadly NOT turned down for a job at Coinbase (but he could have been!). 

Stop making us do all the work! Go to unicorn.gripe and submit your pitch. We'll probably read it live o</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[Levi unlocks the secrets of becoming a LinkedIn Influencer. Jonathan wants to help you win all your internet arguments. We both agree that Las Vegas is, like, weird, man...

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to pitch@unicorncast.com and we'll make you famous*

*note: famous not guaranteed, ymmv tbh lol]]>
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        <![CDATA[Levi unlocks the secrets of becoming a LinkedIn Influencer. Jonathan wants to help you win all your internet arguments. We both agree that Las Vegas is, like, weird, man...

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to pitch@unicorncast.com and we'll make you famous*

*note: famous not guaranteed, ymmv tbh lol]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1183</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Levi unlocks the secrets of becoming a LinkedIn Influencer. Jonathan wants to help you win all your internet arguments. We both agree that Las Vegas is, like, weird, man...

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to pitch@unicorncast.com and we'll make you famous*

*note: famous not guaranteed, ymmv tbh lol</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Levi unlocks the secrets of becoming a LinkedIn Influencer. Jonathan wants to help you win all your internet arguments. We both agree that Las Vegas is, like, weird, man...

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to pitch@unicorncast.com and </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>30/ Traffic JAMZ!, Rent-a-Flex</title>
      <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan's domain name search leads to a new original character, further expanding the Let's Make a Unicorn Cinematic Universe. Levi wants to spice up your road trips. We share the secret to acquiring half-assed cis-het asshat assets. 

Share Let's a Make a Unicorn with your friends! Visit www.unicorn.gripe]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan's domain name search leads to a new original character, further expanding the Let's Make a Unicorn Cinematic Universe. Levi wants to spice up your road trips. We share the secret to acquiring half-assed cis-het asshat assets. 

Share Let's a Make a Unicorn with your friends! Visit www.unicorn.gripe]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:duration>869</itunes:duration>
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Share Let's a Make a Unicorn with your friends! Visit www.unicorn.gripe</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan's domain name search leads to a new original character, further expanding the Let's Make a Unicorn Cinematic Universe. Levi wants to spice up your road trips. We share the secret to acquiring half-assed cis-het asshat assets. 

Share Let's a Ma</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>29/ Oh hey, have you heard about? (Copy.ai, Koo!, Casted.us)</title>
      <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>29/ Oh hey, have you heard about? (Copy.ai, Koo!, Casted.us)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The best thing to do when someone mentions a startup you've never heard of? Confidently pitch their company anyway. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[The best thing to do when someone mentions a startup you've never heard of? Confidently pitch their company anyway. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1242</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The best thing to do when someone mentions a startup you've never heard of? Confidently pitch their company anyway. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>28/ Traction Fingers, Cushy</title>
      <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>28/ Traction Fingers, Cushy</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan takes the hard work out of creating a pitch deck by refusing to create one at all. Inspired by his childhood, Levi invents an unholy butt robot.]]>
      </description>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan takes the hard work out of creating a pitch deck by refusing to create one at all. Inspired by his childhood, Levi invents an unholy butt robot.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>850</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan takes the hard work out of creating a pitch deck by refusing to create one at all. Inspired by his childhood, Levi invents an unholy butt robot.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan takes the hard work out of creating a pitch deck by refusing to create one at all. Inspired by his childhood, Levi invents an unholy butt robot.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>27/ MoonMe, Clubhorse (Special Guest Jane Decker)</title>
      <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>27/ MoonMe, Clubhorse (Special Guest Jane Decker)</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/a6f7ba5e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Levi has the perfect product for Full Moon Season (tm). Jonathan knows a lot of moms on Instagram. Special guest Jane Decker has recently adopted a dog, and somehow that leads us to a lengthy discussion about porn ads. ]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Levi has the perfect product for Full Moon Season (tm). Jonathan knows a lot of moms on Instagram. Special guest Jane Decker has recently adopted a dog, and somehow that leads us to a lengthy discussion about porn ads. ]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1072</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Levi has the perfect product for Full Moon Season (tm). Jonathan knows a lot of moms on Instagram. Special guest Jane Decker has recently adopted a dog, and somehow that leads us to a lengthy discussion about porn ads. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Levi has the perfect product for Full Moon Season (tm). Jonathan knows a lot of moms on Instagram. Special guest Jane Decker has recently adopted a dog, and somehow that leads us to a lengthy discussion about porn ads. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>26/ REAL TALK: "Founder First" (Special Guest Sam from Trala)</title>
      <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>26/ REAL TALK: "Founder First" (Special Guest Sam from Trala)</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala is back for another REAL TALK. In this episode, we ask the question, "Is 'Founder First' a good thing?" Then, we answer it, "No."]]>
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        <![CDATA[Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala is back for another REAL TALK. In this episode, we ask the question, "Is 'Founder First' a good thing?" Then, we answer it, "No."]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2106</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala is back for another REAL TALK. In this episode, we ask the question, "Is 'Founder First' a good thing?" Then, we answer it, "No."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala is back for another REAL TALK. In this episode, we ask the question, "Is 'Founder First' a good thing?" Then, we answer it, "No."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>25/ The Lost Episode: AliBOT, The Death Fairy</title>
      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>25/ The Lost Episode: AliBOT, The Death Fairy</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[So, back on January 1st, 2021, we recorded an episode of Let's Make a Unicorn. Then, the rest of January 2021 happened. So I forgot, okay? I FORGOT. Are you happy now? I forgot we recorded it. Anyway, here it is. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[So, back on January 1st, 2021, we recorded an episode of Let's Make a Unicorn. Then, the rest of January 2021 happened. So I forgot, okay? I FORGOT. Are you happy now? I forgot we recorded it. Anyway, here it is. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1153</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>So, back on January 1st, 2021, we recorded an episode of Let's Make a Unicorn. Then, the rest of January 2021 happened. So I forgot, okay? I FORGOT. Are you happy now? I forgot we recorded it. Anyway, here it is. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So, back on January 1st, 2021, we recorded an episode of Let's Make a Unicorn. Then, the rest of January 2021 happened. So I forgot, okay? I FORGOT. Are you happy now? I forgot we recorded it. Anyway, here it is. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>24/ The SPAC Episode</title>
      <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[So this episode ended being mostly about SPACs. It's our SPAC episode. SPACisode. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[So this episode ended being mostly about SPACs. It's our SPAC episode. SPACisode. ]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1441</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>So this episode ended being mostly about SPACs. It's our SPAC episode. SPACisode. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>So this episode ended being mostly about SPACs. It's our SPAC episode. SPACisode. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>23/ YoloFund, Last Night's Corn, CARNIVOR</title>
      <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>23/ YoloFund, Last Night's Corn, CARNIVOR</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan wants to bring the r/WallStreetBets experience to everyone. Levi has a culinary revelation. Our newest listener-submitted pitch attracts an unexpected guest.]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan wants to bring the r/WallStreetBets experience to everyone. Levi has a culinary revelation. Our newest listener-submitted pitch attracts an unexpected guest.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1601</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan wants to bring the r/WallStreetBets experience to everyone. Levi has a culinary revelation. Our newest listener-submitted pitch attracts an unexpected guest.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan wants to bring the r/WallStreetBets experience to everyone. Levi has a culinary revelation. Our newest listener-submitted pitch attracts an unexpected guest.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>22/ Beddy-Bye, Bed Buddy, StealthMODE (Special Guest Sam from Trala)</title>
      <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>22/ Beddy-Bye, Bed Buddy, StealthMODE (Special Guest Sam from Trala)</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala joins us for an unintentionally sleep-themed episode. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala joins us for an unintentionally sleep-themed episode. ]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1310</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala joins us for an unintentionally sleep-themed episode. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Friend-of-the-show Sam from Trala joins us for an unintentionally sleep-themed episode. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>21/ ExactReplica, Al-Q-Hol</title>
      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>21/ ExactReplica, Al-Q-Hol</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Turns out it was all Laurence Fishbourne (and always was). Levi wants you to feel perfectly at home no matter where your travels take you. Jonathan takes the hard work out of functional alcoholism. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Turns out it was all Laurence Fishbourne (and always was). Levi wants you to feel perfectly at home no matter where your travels take you. Jonathan takes the hard work out of functional alcoholism. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1206</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Turns out it was all Laurence Fishbourne (and always was). Levi wants you to feel perfectly at home no matter where your travels take you. Jonathan takes the hard work out of functional alcoholism. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Turns out it was all Laurence Fishbourne (and always was). Levi wants you to feel perfectly at home no matter where your travels take you. Jonathan takes the hard work out of functional alcoholism. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>20/ Look@Me, ShitTok</title>
      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>20/ Look@Me, ShitTok</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/922f3d9a</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan doesn't have any strong opinions about the Forbes 30 Under 30. None at all! Levi's new startup gives us what we all need most in 2020: the ability to talk shit about other people. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan doesn't have any strong opinions about the Forbes 30 Under 30. None at all! Levi's new startup gives us what we all need most in 2020: the ability to talk shit about other people. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1305</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan doesn't have any strong opinions about the Forbes 30 Under 30. None at all! Levi's new startup gives us what we all need most in 2020: the ability to talk shit about other people. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan doesn't have any strong opinions about the Forbes 30 Under 30. None at all! Levi's new startup gives us what we all need most in 2020: the ability to talk shit about other people. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>19/ Ghost-overs, FeedBag </title>
      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>19/ Ghost-overs, FeedBag </itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/cba0b2ca</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[This episode may be short, but what we lack in length we make up for in mirth. Jonathan has a solution for your Thanksgiving leftovers. Levi wants you to wear your mask and eat cake, too.

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to Pitch@UnicornCast.com or find us on Twitter @LMAUcast.]]>
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        <![CDATA[This episode may be short, but what we lack in length we make up for in mirth. Jonathan has a solution for your Thanksgiving leftovers. Levi wants you to wear your mask and eat cake, too.

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to Pitch@UnicornCast.com or find us on Twitter @LMAUcast.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>939</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This episode may be short, but what we lack in length we make up for in mirth. Jonathan has a solution for your Thanksgiving leftovers. Levi wants you to wear your mask and eat cake, too.

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to Pitch@UnicornCast.com or find us on Twitter @LMAUcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This episode may be short, but what we lack in length we make up for in mirth. Jonathan has a solution for your Thanksgiving leftovers. Levi wants you to wear your mask and eat cake, too.

Got a pitch for us? Send an email or a voice memo to Pitch@Unico</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Trailer: Let’s Make a Unicorn</title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan and Levi have GREAT startup ideas. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan and Levi have GREAT startup ideas. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2020 12:53:07 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan and Levi have GREAT startup ideas. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan and Levi have GREAT startup ideas. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>18/ Low-Key Loki, Zapsaicin!, Data Gladiator</title>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>18/ Low-Key Loki, Zapsaicin!, Data Gladiator</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/62f94811</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan wants to introduce a little chaos into your text messages. A listener-submitted pitch leaves us impressed (and highly uncomfortable). Levi crowdsources the grueling process of freeing up space on your iPhone. ]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan wants to introduce a little chaos into your text messages. A listener-submitted pitch leaves us impressed (and highly uncomfortable). Levi crowdsources the grueling process of freeing up space on your iPhone. ]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/62f94811/76268822.mp3" length="29085312" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1453</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan wants to introduce a little chaos into your text messages. A listener-submitted pitch leaves us impressed (and highly uncomfortable). Levi crowdsources the grueling process of freeing up space on your iPhone. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan wants to introduce a little chaos into your text messages. A listener-submitted pitch leaves us impressed (and highly uncomfortable). Levi crowdsources the grueling process of freeing up space on your iPhone. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>17/ REAL TALK: Startup Accelerators (Special Guest Justin Boh)</title>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>17/ REAL TALK: Startup Accelerators (Special Guest Justin Boh)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Hey Unicorn Fam! Jonathan is on vacation, so this week we're taking a break from our usual shenanigans to bring you a bonus REALK TALK with friend of the show Justin Boh (hey that rhymes!) about our collective experiences going through startup accelerators (real ones). Less yuk yuks, more serious discussion. Hope you like the change of pace! And if not, don't worry, we'll be back with more terrible startup ideas next week!]]>
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        <![CDATA[Hey Unicorn Fam! Jonathan is on vacation, so this week we're taking a break from our usual shenanigans to bring you a bonus REALK TALK with friend of the show Justin Boh (hey that rhymes!) about our collective experiences going through startup accelerators (real ones). Less yuk yuks, more serious discussion. Hope you like the change of pace! And if not, don't worry, we'll be back with more terrible startup ideas next week!]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>1904</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Unicorn Fam! Jonathan is on vacation, so this week we're taking a break from our usual shenanigans to bring you a bonus REALK TALK with friend of the show Justin Boh (hey that rhymes!) about our collective experiences going through startup accelerators (real ones). Less yuk yuks, more serious discussion. Hope you like the change of pace! And if not, don't worry, we'll be back with more terrible startup ideas next week!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Unicorn Fam! Jonathan is on vacation, so this week we're taking a break from our usual shenanigans to bring you a bonus REALK TALK with friend of the show Justin Boh (hey that rhymes!) about our collective experiences going through startup accelerator</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>16/ Hoardr, LitReview, Loop-Poll (Special Guest Justin Boh)</title>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>16/ Hoardr, LitReview, Loop-Poll (Special Guest Justin Boh)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Levi is bringing the power of data back to the people. Jonathan finds a way to make Amazon reviews more compelling. Special guest Justin Boh is here to introduce the *premium* voting experience we've all been waiting for. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Levi is bringing the power of data back to the people. Jonathan finds a way to make Amazon reviews more compelling. Special guest Justin Boh is here to introduce the *premium* voting experience we've all been waiting for. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1565</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Levi is bringing the power of data back to the people. Jonathan finds a way to make Amazon reviews more compelling. Special guest Justin Boh is here to introduce the *premium* voting experience we've all been waiting for. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Levi is bringing the power of data back to the people. Jonathan finds a way to make Amazon reviews more compelling. Special guest Justin Boh is here to introduce the *premium* voting experience we've all been waiting for. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>15/ Professional Headshots, BeachyJuice, Retail Therapist</title>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>15/ Professional Headshots, BeachyJuice, Retail Therapist</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan is the king of dad jokes. Levi has a perfect monetization strategy. Our podcast goes off the rails. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan is the king of dad jokes. Levi has a perfect monetization strategy. Our podcast goes off the rails. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1545</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan is the king of dad jokes. Levi has a perfect monetization strategy. Our podcast goes off the rails. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan is the king of dad jokes. Levi has a perfect monetization strategy. Our podcast goes off the rails. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>14/ Concept Candy, GodCast, Seussify</title>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>14/ Concept Candy, GodCast, Seussify</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b97df393</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan is unprepared. Levi can't think of any more things that rhyme with "pod." We both agree that we've officially run out of ideas. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan is unprepared. Levi can't think of any more things that rhyme with "pod." We both agree that we've officially run out of ideas. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1274</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan is unprepared. Levi can't think of any more things that rhyme with "pod." We both agree that we've officially run out of ideas. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan is unprepared. Levi can't think of any more things that rhyme with "pod." We both agree that we've officially run out of ideas. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>13/ Listener Questions</title>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>13/ Listener Questions</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Tune in to learn about "The Go On Pumpkin Clause" in employee stock options, hear our pitch for a Being John Malkovich sequel starring Peter Thiel, and learn how VC’s signal to other VC’s that they’re open to "raising around a little."]]>
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        <![CDATA[Tune in to learn about "The Go On Pumpkin Clause" in employee stock options, hear our pitch for a Being John Malkovich sequel starring Peter Thiel, and learn how VC’s signal to other VC’s that they’re open to "raising around a little."]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1168</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Tune in to learn about "The Go On Pumpkin Clause" in employee stock options, hear our pitch for a Being John Malkovich sequel starring Peter Thiel, and learn how VC’s signal to other VC’s that they’re open to "raising around a little."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tune in to learn about "The Go On Pumpkin Clause" in employee stock options, hear our pitch for a Being John Malkovich sequel starring Peter Thiel, and learn how VC’s signal to other VC’s that they’re open to "raising around a little."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>12/ Role Play, Morning Cake, And Now It's Mine</title>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>12/ Role Play, Morning Cake, And Now It's Mine</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/2575dc33</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Levi disrupts breakfast. Jonathan revolutionizes the concept of ownership. Together, we despair that our worst ideas are destined to become a reality. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Levi disrupts breakfast. Jonathan revolutionizes the concept of ownership. Together, we despair that our worst ideas are destined to become a reality. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1151</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Levi disrupts breakfast. Jonathan revolutionizes the concept of ownership. Together, we despair that our worst ideas are destined to become a reality. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Levi disrupts breakfast. Jonathan revolutionizes the concept of ownership. Together, we despair that our worst ideas are destined to become a reality. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>11/ OnlyFlans, Thanks! It Has Pockets, Christian Clippy</title>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>11/ OnlyFlans, Thanks! It Has Pockets, Christian Clippy</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/bc038f86</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan is prepared this time. Levi takes Coachella to the next level. We both experience a sense memory involving Smash Mouth and Creed. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan is prepared this time. Levi takes Coachella to the next level. We both experience a sense memory involving Smash Mouth and Creed. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 00:00:59 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1662</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan is prepared this time. Levi takes Coachella to the next level. We both experience a sense memory involving Smash Mouth and Creed. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan is prepared this time. Levi takes Coachella to the next level. We both experience a sense memory involving Smash Mouth and Creed. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>10/ Vocal Butler, Frantify, WTF! (Special Guest Jane Decker)</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>10/ Vocal Butler, Frantify, WTF! (Special Guest Jane Decker)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/070dc369</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Friend of the show Jane Decker shows up with a whole basket of ideas. Jonathan and Levi have some ideas, too, but they aren't as good. Together, we discover the most likely wake word for a Facebook voice assistant. ]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Friend of the show Jane Decker shows up with a whole basket of ideas. Jonathan and Levi have some ideas, too, but they aren't as good. Together, we discover the most likely wake word for a Facebook voice assistant. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2062</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Friend of the show Jane Decker shows up with a whole basket of ideas. Jonathan and Levi have some ideas, too, but they aren't as good. Together, we discover the most likely wake word for a Facebook voice assistant. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Friend of the show Jane Decker shows up with a whole basket of ideas. Jonathan and Levi have some ideas, too, but they aren't as good. Together, we discover the most likely wake word for a Facebook voice assistant. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>09/ Decelerator, THE GIGERATOR, BloodOAuth</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>09/ Decelerator, THE GIGERATOR, BloodOAuth</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/4c23a1c9</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan shoots from the hip. Levi revolutionizes digital identity, but then accidentally summons an infamous Startup Founder / Mosquito Demon. We review our first listener-submitted audio pitch and give some pointers (just kidding she's better than us). ]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan shoots from the hip. Levi revolutionizes digital identity, but then accidentally summons an infamous Startup Founder / Mosquito Demon. We review our first listener-submitted audio pitch and give some pointers (just kidding she's better than us). ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1330</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan shoots from the hip. Levi revolutionizes digital identity, but then accidentally summons an infamous Startup Founder / Mosquito Demon. We review our first listener-submitted audio pitch and give some pointers (just kidding she's better than us). </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan shoots from the hip. Levi revolutionizes digital identity, but then accidentally summons an infamous Startup Founder / Mosquito Demon. We review our first listener-submitted audio pitch and give some pointers (just kidding she's better than us). </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>08/ VMaaS, Down2Found, PieceMeal</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>08/ VMaaS, Down2Found, PieceMeal</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c769c633</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Our podcast is gaining a lot of traction (according to unsolicited sales emails). Jonathan finds inspiration in a domain name. Levi doubles down on the true purpose of mealkits: pretending you're an influencer. ]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Our podcast is gaining a lot of traction (according to unsolicited sales emails). Jonathan finds inspiration in a domain name. Levi doubles down on the true purpose of mealkits: pretending you're an influencer. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1752</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Our podcast is gaining a lot of traction (according to unsolicited sales emails). Jonathan finds inspiration in a domain name. Levi doubles down on the true purpose of mealkits: pretending you're an influencer. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our podcast is gaining a lot of traction (according to unsolicited sales emails). Jonathan finds inspiration in a domain name. Levi doubles down on the true purpose of mealkits: pretending you're an influencer. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>07/ fiigc.com, WalkeeTalkee, The Language of Honk</title>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>07/ fiigc.com, WalkeeTalkee, The Language of Honk</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5c7f5765</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan makes a big life decision. Levi takes it outside. Together, we transform the future of transportation communication information transformation.]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan makes a big life decision. Levi takes it outside. Together, we transform the future of transportation communication information transformation.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2020 00:19:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1144</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan makes a big life decision. Levi takes it outside. Together, we transform the future of transportation communication information transformation.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan makes a big life decision. Levi takes it outside. Together, we transform the future of transportation communication information transformation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>06/ FauxPods, EchoChambr (Special Guest Sam from Trala)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5d852c9e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[We welcome our first guest, Sam from Trala.com! Levi makes bad reviews a thing of the past. Jonathan has a dumb idea, but Sam makes it better. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[We welcome our first guest, Sam from Trala.com! Levi makes bad reviews a thing of the past. Jonathan has a dumb idea, but Sam makes it better. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1321</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We welcome our first guest, Sam from Trala.com! Levi makes bad reviews a thing of the past. Jonathan has a dumb idea, but Sam makes it better. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We welcome our first guest, Sam from Trala.com! Levi makes bad reviews a thing of the past. Jonathan has a dumb idea, but Sam makes it better. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>05/ Jo;LT, BridgeBurner, EarTunnel</title>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>05/ Jo;LT, BridgeBurner, EarTunnel</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/519e7feb</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan peers into the dark future of the Doula industry. Levi makes wearing headphones *more* antisocial. We read our first listener-submitted pitch.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan peers into the dark future of the Doula industry. Levi makes wearing headphones *more* antisocial. We read our first listener-submitted pitch.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2020 16:01:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1915</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan peers into the dark future of the Doula industry. Levi makes wearing headphones *more* antisocial. We read our first listener-submitted pitch.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathan peers into the dark future of the Doula industry. Levi makes wearing headphones *more* antisocial. We read our first listener-submitted pitch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>04/ Hyperbify, Zeitgeistify, Steve is Here</title>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>04/ Hyperbify, Zeitgeistify, Steve is Here</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/3e500b9a</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan democratizes bullshit. Levi revolutionizes the cocktail party. We both agree that per diem is wasted on the calm. ]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan democratizes bullshit. Levi revolutionizes the cocktail party. We both agree that per diem is wasted on the calm. ]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2020 10:17:43 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Jonathan democratizes bullshit. Levi revolutionizes the cocktail party. We both agree that per diem is wasted on the calm. </itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Levi spends a lot of time in an elevator. Jonathan explores a niche market opportunity. Both of us agree that the White People brand is pretty well fucked. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>Startups, Pitch, Entrepreneurship, Improv, Comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:title>02/ Muskify, Shoplyftr, Fraudbase</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan can't find a domain name. Levi revolutionizes retail. Together, we develop the ultimate technique for engaging VC Associates: Subliminal Elon Musk. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2020 00:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1740</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jonathan can't find a domain name. Levi revolutionizes retail. Together, we develop the ultimate technique for engaging VC Associates: Subliminal Elon Musk. </itunes:summary>
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      <podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>01/ Dumbwatch, The George Foreman Razor, iContact</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[Jonathan forgets to hit record. Levi invents the Leechosystem. Both of us agree that a VC's primary job is to interrupt you. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[Jonathan forgets to hit record. Levi invents the Leechosystem. Both of us agree that a VC's primary job is to interrupt you. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2020 14:29:32 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</author>
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      <itunes:author>Jonathan Smith &amp; Levi Bethune</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1897</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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