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    <description>LAZARVISION is tired-hot cultural commentary. It's the energy of being exhausted by everything but still showing up and having a laugh about it. Hosted by Lazar, supported by Edward, with guests willing to go, well, anywhere! 

Weekly conversations focus on a singular topic through lenses of culture, online antics, identity, taste - or lack thereof - and the general chaos of being a person in these unprecedented times.

Stay tired. And more importantly, stay hot.</description>
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Weekly conversations focus on a singular topic through lenses of culture, online antics, identity, taste - or lack thereof - and the general chaos of being a person in these unprecedented times.

Stay tired. And more importantly, stay hot.</itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>WATER</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on how water is everywhere but we don't have enough, private and plentiful well water, bottled water (rich and less rich varieties), Dasani (derogatory), the water cycle, Lazar's West Virginia adventures, creek health, water shame, and trickle down economics.</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on how water is everywhere but we don't have enough, private and plentiful well water, bottled water (rich and less rich varieties), Dasani (derogatory), the water cycle, Lazar's West Virginia adventures, creek health, water shame, and trickle down economics.</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Lazar LaLone</author>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on weather, water, and why the one thing nobody can change is the only thing everybody talks about, surviving "Impact Days", cloud seeding over Dubai, personal farms, plentiful harvests, Doppler time lapse as a streaming platform, the Doom Clock, flood plains, and not playing games you can't win. Bonus: prologue on Elizabeth Holmes and tattoos.</p><p>~*More natural disasters, less weather (NEWS COVERAGE)*~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/c33543c7/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/c33543c7/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on weather, water, and why the one thing nobody can change is the only thing everybody talks about, surviving "Impact Days", cloud seeding over Dubai, personal farms, plentiful harvests, Doppler time lapse as a streaming platform, the Doom Clock, flood plains, and not playing games you can't win. Bonus: prologue on Elizabeth Holmes and tattoos.</p><p>~*More natural disasters, less weather (NEWS COVERAGE)*~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
</p><ul>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/c33543c7/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/c33543c7/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Lazar LaLone</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on weather, water, and why the one thing nobody can change is the only thing everybody talks about, surviving "Impact Days", cloud seeding over Dubai, personal farms, plentiful harvests, Doppler time lapse as a streaming platform, the Doom Clock, flood plains, and not playing games you can't win. Bonus: prologue on Elizabeth Holmes and tattoos.</p><p>~*More natural disasters, less weather (NEWS COVERAGE)*~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
</p><ul>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/c33543c7/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
</p><ul>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/c33543c7/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar" img="https://img.transistorcdn.com/IZfqYd6tmPOU8uawBTqKTDGbQz7kZg0oxMM3l7jJXPY/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS81NTJl/OGVkNGQzZjViMjU4/MjNhNzYyMWU0MDI1/MDVlZS5wbmc.jpg">Lazar</podcast:person>
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      <title>Dating</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on how long to talk on a dating app before meeting, vanity plates as relics, lame sober people (LSPs), matchmaking, OkCupid's compatibility testing, fact-checking, making friends (or not), how there really isn't "plenty of fish in the sea", and generally "finding love". </p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
</p><ul>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/de9623c0/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on how long to talk on a dating app before meeting, vanity plates as relics, lame sober people (LSPs), matchmaking, OkCupid's compatibility testing, fact-checking, making friends (or not), how there really isn't "plenty of fish in the sea", and generally "finding love". </p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/de9623c0/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 13:38:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Lazar LaLone</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on how long to talk on a dating app before meeting, vanity plates as relics, lame sober people (LSPs), matchmaking, OkCupid's compatibility testing, fact-checking, making friends (or not), how there really isn't "plenty of fish in the sea", and generally "finding love". </p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
</p><ul>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/de9623c0/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Haircuts</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on haircuts, head shapes and a skull bump described as "giving alien", "domes", pampering as therapy, the clippers heard round the world, family members cutting your hair, and how biological science is actually to blame for your bad school picture.</p><p>~* It grows back*~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
</ul><br>JOIN US INSTAGRAM:<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision<p>JOIN US TIKTOK:<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/d3f45cd5/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on haircuts, head shapes and a skull bump described as "giving alien", "domes", pampering as therapy, the clippers heard round the world, family members cutting your hair, and how biological science is actually to blame for your bad school picture.</p><p>~* It grows back*~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on errors, oopsies, and the exact moment an oopsie daisy becomes a character flaw, Fran Lebowitz on aging-out of your mistake age, cartographers who were arguably bad at their jobs, a bearded dragon named, well, "Mistake", and one hypothetical deportation.</p><p>~* Don't stop reaching for the stars, <br>but when you do, reach for the sun *~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on errors, oopsies, and the exact moment an oopsie daisy becomes a character flaw, Fran Lebowitz on aging-out of your mistake age, cartographers who were arguably bad at their jobs, a bearded dragon named, well, "Mistake", and one hypothetical deportation.</p><p>~* Don't stop reaching for the stars, <br>but when you do, reach for the sun *~</p><p><strong>Creators &amp; Guests</strong>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 16:02:27 -0400</pubDate>
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  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/lazar">Lazar</a> - Host</li>
  <li><a href="https://LAZARVISION.transistor.fm/people/edward">Edward</a> - Guest</li>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lazar and Edward on appetizer supremacy, $18 cauliflower, the importance of communication at the tableside, a modest proposal to bring back the fixed menu, and a new political slogan: Make America Apps Again.</p><p>JOIN US (INSTAGRAM):<br>instagram.com/lazar.vision</p><p>JOIN US (TIKTOK):<br>tiktok.com/@lazarvisionn</p><p><a href="https://share.transistor.fm/s/21aed120/transcript" title="Click here to view the episode transcript.">Click here to view the episode transcript.</a><br>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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