Jive-Ass Alien

Watch What We Can Do!

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 May 2026 17:53:59 -0700

Marc gives us a brief review of some current TV shows. Beth discusses some board games and why Paw Patrol sucks. Plus, has the Jive-Ass Alien already taught his niece an awful bad word??? Quick riddle; what is brown and sticky? Answer at the end of the show!

We Give Podcast, a GOOD Name

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Apr 2026 17:14:11 -0700

Starting off with some awful life advice, this Jive-Ass Alien then goes old old school, to the days of trails. Elsewhere, B the and Marc give some great advice should you find yourself up against bears. What other nuggets of info do we have?

Pog Hogs

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 18:34:35 -0700

We're back, in Pog form!
The Jive-Ass Alien has some breaking news, maybe? In more breaking news, Beth and Marc hear about the newest signs that Skynet is soon upon us!

Choose Your Own Nostalgia

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 17:21:54 -0700

The show with 3 starts! Marc surprises with some reading that Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien might just like. Then, how about we go back in time, uhhh, again!

Prisoner #24601

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:52:30 -0700

Do we start with Simpsons info? Then where do we go from here? Maybe doucherollers?

Artsy Fartsy

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Mar 2026 17:26:32 -0700

Embarrassing niece, which goes both ways, some complaints about current style by Beth, Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien, and of course, Simpsons references. Plus, too soon?

Believe What You See???

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Mar 2026 16:07:03 -0700

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How well can we trust ourselves? This Jive-Ass Alien discusses this with Beth and Marc. Also, some ear rot about brain rot.

Entertaintment Tonight

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Mar 2026 17:11:05 -0700

The Jive-Ass Alien, with Beth and Marc in tow, do what we do best; talk about shows and movies from at least 20 years ago!
Mainly though, we talk about what new locations our show has reached, while we briefly chat about our milestones, with rewards.
Also, strip clubs.

Still Got It!

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:02:23 -0800

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And we keep it driving.

Marc recalls some more of his times with delivering newspapers, while we find out why sometimes the banks suck for humans as well as Jive-Ass Aliens.

Children of the Cult

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Feb 2026 17:58:22 -0800

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New season, who dis?

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien chop it up with odds and ends before we get to the meat of things; just how can the youth be harnessed to operate in the shadows and take over the world? Plus other light-hearted topics.

It's a Dog Talk and Lego Kinda Day

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Feb 2026 18:30:23 -0800

Here you have it, the Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc release of the 8th season finale. We're already started on season 9, but enjoy some chat about doggos and Lego.

Listen All Y'all Some Avatar

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Feb 2026 16:09:51 -0800

Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss some interesting ideas about landmarks. Mostly we talk about about some local pieces, but we also bring up some more of our impressions about the last Airbender.

Tourism and Getting Old

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Feb 2026 17:35:24 -0800

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Marc and Beth share a little more from their trip during the holidays. This Jive-Ass Alien leads the charge on why we get old.

Trips and Video Games

Tony Chava — Sat, 31 Jan 2026 17:55:36 -0800

Beth and Marc give us some of their thoughts regarding their most recent trip. Also, we chat about some of the video games we're currently playing.

Freezing Dragonballz

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Jan 2026 15:52:43 -0800

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Beth, Madman Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien do what we do best; talk about movies and other media that might or might not still be around or fondly remembered. Hopefully we avoid referencing how long ago we recorded this.

25 World Best Sandwiches 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Jan 2026 17:01:23 -0800

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We wrap up the chat about some of the world's best sandwiches.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/travel/best-sandwiches-world

25 World Best Sandwiches 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Jan 2026 17:16:55 -0800

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Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss this, that, and the other, amongst reading through this list of some of the preferred sandwiches around the world. Any faves listed, or some that look appetizing?

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/15/travel/best-sandwiches-world

Simpsons' Poop Onna Stick

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 14:00:49 -0800

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Starting the year off right with some good Simspsons refereneces, personal BS to wrap up the (last) year, and some sticky poop!

Butter Simpsons Death Comedy

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Dec 2025 17:42:22 -0800

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The Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc discuss around some funny people who have made some of the best movies/shows we've seen. Plus, did Simpsons permanently remove another character?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-simpsons-kills-off-character_n_691de4fde4b0b763ab8d01d9?origin=home-zone-b-unit

Friendship in Futurama

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Dec 2025 17:06:54 -0800

The Jive-Ass Alien gives his take on some movie and show that mentions our area. Beth and Marc give me some great Futurama tidbits that I definitely didn't know but make me want to check it out. Also, how long is too long to keep a library book?

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/canada/prodigal-book-returned-canadian-library-100-years-late-rcna244844

Rock n Lists

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Dec 2025 16:26:50 -0800

We chit-chat bout this n that. Beth, Marc and I talk music before we discuss a video we don't think highly of, from YouTube, if you can believe that!!

https://youtu.be/oh-RL4A5gV8?si=4FmHh5KdYXm5oVD_

Nostalgia & Cheap Shops

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Dec 2025 17:21:53 -0800

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Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien tread dangerously in reminiscing about some stories of our days working at the storage facility. Also, we discuss with Marc how expensive the cheap stores, like Dollar Tree, actually are.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-simpsons-kills-off-character_n_691de4fde4b0b763ab8d01d9?origin=home-zone-b-unit

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/east-coast-west-coast-butter-different-goog_l_6915e8b4e4b0bf453c7bf8a4?origin=home-life-unit

Bath Break the World

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Nov 2025 18:49:38 -0800

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This Jive-Ass Alien has a thought; ever have one of those bathroom situations that feel earth-changing? No? Irregardless, here are some instances where I discuss with Beth and Marc where lives were affected due to certain events where bathroom breaks where contributors.

https://listverse.com/2022/08/27/10-bathroom-breaks-that-changed-history/

Doggone Science

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Nov 2025 21:11:25 -0800

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We continue our odd fascinations with science gone mad (at least speaking for myself).

Geo Silliness

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Nov 2025 15:52:51 -0800

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The Jive-Ass trio try to flex their geography skills. Just how many of these facts can we correctly identify?

https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-geography-facts-quiz/

Today's Silly News (from another month)

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Nov 2025 19:20:36 -0800

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In not-so-fresh-out-the-oven news, Beth, Mmmmmarc, and this Jive-Ass alien discuss some news stories that caught our ears.

2025 Halloween 2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Nov 2025 11:50:29 -0700

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(whoops, meant to release yesterday)

Happy Halloween!

Finishing up our bad costume chat.

https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-halloween-costumes-knock-off/?cexp_id=137244&cexp_var=34&_f=homepage_featured

2025 Halloween 1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Oct 2025 20:30:05 -0700

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We start this year's festivities with some silly costume ideas.

https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-halloween-costumes-knock-off/?cexp_id=137244&cexp_var=34&_f=homepage_featured

Merch to Curate

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Oct 2025 16:39:02 -0700

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Check out our new merch, thanks to Beth!

Is this our path to fortune??? Man I hope so.

Oh, and we talk about music and other stuff.

Happy King of the Sequel Hill

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Oct 2025 17:44:26 -0700

We discuss continuances of the old, specifically talking about the Happy Gilmore sequel and return of King of the Hill; do they still bring the chuckles?

Oh, and now we have merch!
https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/

More news to come in future episodes, but check out what we have thus far.

Grandma's Zoo

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Oct 2025 18:16:32 -0700

We catch up on some of the stories that caught our attention recently, and start the talks on new media I've watched.

Oh, and now we have merch!
https://jive-ass-alien.printify.me/

More news to come in future episodes, but check out what we have thus far.

States Aplenty

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Sep 2025 16:10:14 -0700

We finish our talks about the places in the US that are difficult to pronounce, and more gobbledygook.

Tuvalu, and Stateside Too

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Sep 2025 17:40:13 -0700

The Jive-Ass Trio catch up on the newest county to give us a listen, and we check out some of the unknown places in our backyard (the U.S.)

https://facts.net/world/countries/50-facts-about-tuvalu/

Black Death of a Cauldron pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Sep 2025 16:41:29 -0700

We finish our talk about the Black Cauldron, along with more silliness.

Black Death of a Cauldron pt. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Sep 2025 17:02:15 -0700

I talk a bit about what the life of the Jive-Ass Alien has been doing, while Beth and Marc flex their Disney brain muscles.

https://bbc.com/culture/article/20250807-the-radical-film-that-became-a-disaster-for-disney

Pobody's Nerfect

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Aug 2025 17:37:33 -0700

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss a few printing mistakes that have been made, all of which were not as small an issue as they would have liked.

Birds of a Feather

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Aug 2025 17:43:02 -0700

We round up a few topics, including my breakthrough as to why my niece's and mine bird projects have been unsuccessful.

1985; Top 10 Melancholy -Doohickeys

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Aug 2025 17:36:27 -0700

Here's an early Halloween episode, a horror of a show! What scary names await in the top 10 movies of 1985? With much better skill than done on this thumbnail, Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien will discuss.

Music for Googling Thyself

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Aug 2025 22:59:46 -0700

We continue with our takes on music, while we also discuss on just how exciting tech is becoming...

Niece Sword Stories to Music To

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Aug 2025 17:01:15 -0700

Join I, the Jive-Ass Alien, as I talk about the (maybe not so) great thing I've taught my young niece. Also, Beth and Marc throw in just what they think about how much litigation rocks.

Confessions from Mad Marc's Mechanic Shop

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Jul 2025 17:55:18 -0700

We begin with some more delightful confessions, and end with some Marc's Mechanical Mayhem stories from the shop, and shows us a real-time example of why you should not use the cheap duck.

Cartoon Confessions

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Jul 2025 19:09:37 -0700

We silly three talks a bit about some cartoons that we've enjoyed and continue to enjoy. We end with some confessions(not of us, god no).

Laugh Crying

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Jul 2025 18:40:20 -0700

We finish our latest old people complaining about what we don't like episode with some Jerry Lewis comedy. (spoiler: quite dark)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jerry-lewis-the-day-the-clown-cried-unearthed-after-decades_n_683a1c4ae4b0c79438c33d04

Gassed Up Brainstorming

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Jul 2025 18:48:09 -0700

What can Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alive add to the discussion of why Disney sucks, or why gas prices in California suck? Probably nothing, but fun to listen to anyway.

Fathers Day 2025

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Jun 2025 19:06:28 -0700

We celebrate father's day in the Jive-Ass Alien way. That is to say late and talking/complaining about TV dads. Also throw in some car complaining for good measure.

Mayedness 2025 pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Jun 2025 17:46:56 -0700

Here are the remaining silly stories from May that just might tickle the funny bone.

Mayedness 2025 pt. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Jun 2025 18:15:48 -0700

Some of the most interesting stories from May that this Jive-Ass Alien felt needed to be told. Beth and Marc throw in their own thoughts and experiences.

Parenting Maybes? pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Jun 2025 17:09:06 -0700

We wrap up our thoughts on how kids have been raised, and if they are still useful.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/parenting-trends-boomers_l_680f9504e4b049bc73d5b6a3

Raccoon Crack Pipe (So Colorful)

Tony Chava — Sat, 31 May 2025 18:02:26 -0700

Making the common mistake of asking someone about Dragonball Z, the Jive-Ass Alien gets Marc going on tangents of the beloved anime. Elsewhere, we whine about the gaming moments that make us quit.

Parenting Maybes? pt. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 May 2025 16:48:41 -0700

We take on some ideas that older generations might have considered acceptable for parenting. Some of these are legitimate and it's good practice to ignore, while others might not be as strong as needed.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/parenting-trends-boomers_l_680f9504e4b049bc73d5b6a3

Ongoing Human Stupidity

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 May 2025 15:05:14 -0700

Some more of our personal experiences showing just how dumb humans can continue being. Any of these relatable?

Sex Doll Elevator Pitch

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 May 2025 16:30:19 -0700

Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ways in which we can join other enterprising ventures, like sex dolls or McDonalds, to become wealthy beyond our wildest dreams.

Sex Cauldron pt 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 May 2025 13:24:27 -0700

We wrap up our Simpsons moments that scared some people.

https://www.tvinsider.com/1182962/the-simpsons-episodes-dropped-from-broadcast/

Sex Cauldron pt 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Apr 2025 16:30:35 -0700

To make up for the lack of Simpsons talk lately, (well, as far as we are concerned) Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien explore a few Simpsons episodes that have been banned or censored when airing around the world, and we wonde just how sensitive the issues were. But first, these crazy messages.

PS: No, it has not yet been shut down.

https://www.tvinsider.com/1182962/the-simpsons-episodes-dropped-from-broadcast/

2025 April Shower 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Apr 2025 15:12:57 -0700

Let's wrap up this month's pile of chaos that I found.

2025 April Shower 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Apr 2025 16:35:06 -0700

This episode Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien touch on a few recent events that have occurred this month, and we get some advice from MadDog Marc on how you should maintain the gas levels in your car.

Blast From the Robo Past

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Apr 2025 16:08:36 -0700

MegaBeth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get some maybe-practical (but definitely outdated) advice on what to do when the machines take over and try to enslave us. We also reflect on some Disney stories, and why Marc's blood might be the antidote to every disease known to man.

Maddest Hatter, Maddest Bday

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Mar 2025 16:15:12 -0700

In honor of my niece's 3rd birthday (at this release a week late) I will put on the maddest of hats and talk about how I stay busy.

Jesus Star on Hollywood

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Mar 2025 19:26:22 -0700

The Jive-Ass trio ponder what Jesus would do in the time of labor, but I also make time to talk about real issues, like the stars on the Hollywood walk of fame.

Raider of the Last Joann

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Mar 2025 16:35:12 -0700

Here today, gone tomorrow. The latest victim of retail death, Joann's Fabrics, gets a farewell from Beth, with input from Marc and the Jive-Ass Alien.

3.14 Simpsons References pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Mar 2025 16:47:59 -0800

We wrap up our latest season with, what else, more Simpsons.

https://www.cracked.com/article_45438_14-notable-pie-throwing-incidents-that-were-varying-degrees-of-hilarious.html

3.14 Simpsons References pt. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Mar 2025 17:19:53 -0800

As we start to wrap up our latest season, Beth, Marc, and I talk about some odds and ends and talk a bit about Simpsons. Surprisingly, we haven't brought them up as much recently so we give some love and segue into something that I know I personally haven't thought of in a while.

https://www.cracked.com/article_45438_14-notable-pie-throwing-incidents-that-were-varying-degrees-of-hilarious.html

Echo echo echo of The Predator!

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Feb 2025 16:42:18 -0800

3 Jive-Ass people attempt to avoid becoming victims to a determined predator; do they stand a chance?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/patrickmitchell/echo-of-the-predator-run-the-alien-is-hunting-you/description

Gamers R Us

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Feb 2025 19:09:57 -0800

Beth, Marc, and I chat about games that we're currently trying out, as well as what we both like and loathe about gaming.

Jive-Ass Ways to Die

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Feb 2025 17:22:05 -0800

Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc get together to try to keep their beans alive Dumb Ways to Die. This is a nice, swift game that can kill some time. So who amongst us is the best survivalist, in bean form?

Jive-Ass Hollywood

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Feb 2025 17:18:04 -0800

The unholy trinity get together to talk about some of the TV and movies that we're watching and shape us, even for the slightest bit. Also, some that influenced this short movie that was made.

https://archive.org/details/1929-the-year-in-summary_202501

Ranked Simpsons Episodes Debate pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Jan 2025 17:01:01 -0800

We finish our Simpsons conversation. Are there any of these that we agree with it?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/episodes/?topRated=DESC

Ranked Simpsons Episodes Debate pt. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Jan 2025 17:43:59 -0800

In what will surely be a civil, lighthearted discussion of this list of best Simpsons episodes from IMDB, Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get together and reminisce. Should some of these even be in consideration? Tune in and see (or hear, I guess) what transpires.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/episodes/?topRated=DESC

2024 Wrapped and Plans for Jive-Ass Beyond pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Jan 2025 18:02:21 -0800

We continue saying goodbye to the year 2024 and anticipating the good fortune that 2025 will bring to the Jive-Ass Alien.

2024 Wrapped and Plans for Jive-Ass Beyond pt. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Jan 2025 17:31:11 -0800

Omorashi omorashi,
Omorashi omorashi,
Omorashi Omorashi...
Oh Oh... Omorashi... omorashi omorashi

Detour de Sacré Bleu! (2/2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Dec 2024 17:13:17 -0800

We wrap up this talk, and year, with the strategies used by the Tour de France competitors to get the edge.

Detour de Sacré Bleu! (1/2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Dec 2024 16:41:16 -0800

Cosmo God knows I like me some human insanity, and history is rife with examples. The Tour de France likes to present itself as some prestigious competition, steroids included or not, but even it's beginnings were some of the craziest behavior competitive events have encountered. How about some proof?

Chicken Redbox for the Soul 2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Dec 2024 18:52:47 -0800

We finish out talk on the human obsession that is Redbox.

https://kotaku.com/redbox-machines-kiosks-free-movies-dvds-stealing-reddit-1851694915

Chicken Redbox for the Soul 1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Dec 2024 19:36:21 -0800

Humans are much into collecting and hoarding (something that this Jive-Ass Alien is guilty of), but some seem too unusual to understand. For that, Beth and Marc try to help me make sense of this.

https://kotaku.com/redbox-machines-kiosks-free-movies-dvds-stealing-reddit-1851694915

Jive-Ass POGliens pt. 2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Nov 2024 15:21:40 -0800

Marc and I wrap up our talk on all things modern, like POGs or iPods.

Jive-Ass POGliens pt. 1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Nov 2024 17:10:03 -0800

https://www.fastcompany.com/91228022/pogs-are-back-90s-craze

Beth is feeling a bit down, so Marc and this Jive-Ass Alien take a stroll down memory lane, to our youths when a dumb fad entertained us like so many others. Is it time for them to ret- he'll no, but let's chat about them anyway.

Marccinism Murdle Mystery

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Nov 2024 16:04:07 -0800

So far this Jive-Ass Alien has helped Beth and Marc solve a few murders correctly, can they continue the streak?

War is Donuts and Rome Plow

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Nov 2024 15:15:22 -0800

We take a look at some of the unsung military heroes (just in time for Veteran's Day!) from Vietnam, the Army Engineers. Along with some present personal shenanigans Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get into the foundation that builds foreign bases. Trust me, it's not as boring as it sounds!!!

Secret Gerbil Show

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Nov 2024 16:19:21 -0700

Apparently even Jive-Ass aliens experience midlife crisis. Doing the ultimate cliche of getting a Harley? Say it ain't so!

Choose Your Danger House!

Tony Chava — Sun, 27 Oct 2024 11:11:29 -0700

Happy Halloween 2024!
Forgot to release on the scheduled date but makes it closer to the 31st, so that's my excuse. We return to choosing adventures, so let's see if Beth, Marc, and I survive in the House of Danger!

Steam-Powered Bidet

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Oct 2024 15:57:05 -0700

This episode has it all; colonics, Lego, NUKEs, and history from round here. Dam!

California, the Charcoal State

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Oct 2024 16:51:04 -0700

We air out some of our grievances about what friends and families do that piss us off. Not really specific to California, where we live, but the state sure makes it difficult at times.

Discussin Car Tech w/ Davis pt. 3/3

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Oct 2024 17:51:43 -0700

The Jive-Ass Alien with Marc finishes up our car episode. Are these the dumbest of the dumb?

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-useless-car-tech-could-you-happily-live-wit-1851625603

Driving Doofus and Other Tales

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Sep 2024 14:58:20 -0700

The 3 neighborinoes get together to share some of our personal tales of driving faux-pas. We also give Toyota much free unpaid praise, and a sneak preview for next Murdle mystery.

Discussin Car Tech w/ Davis pt. 2/3

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Sep 2024 16:53:01 -0700

Me and Marc continue our talk. What else do modern cars have that's not as useful or desired, according to us?

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-useless-car-tech-could-you-happily-live-wit-1851625603

Discussin Car Tech w/ Davis pt. 1/3

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Sep 2024 15:28:58 -0700

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-useless-car-tech-could-you-happily-live-wit-1851625603

Special episode with just the Jive-Ass Alien joined by the madman mechanic Marc the mutilator. What are some car tech that we find unnecessary? Tune in and find out.

Avatar Business

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Sep 2024 17:25:08 -0700

As we talk a little about companies, we really get into how Avatar: The Last Airbender wraps up it's storyline.

Businesses As Usual

Tony Chava — Sat, 31 Aug 2024 18:47:31 -0700

We free three talk about some company shenanigans that big businesses have been up to. Sometimes you really have to pause and think about what you're buying and from who, ya know?

Drive On Crazy Diamond

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Aug 2024 18:39:32 -0700

Sometimes this Jive-Ass Alien encounters some driving experiences that are too out of this world of sense that just have to be shared. Maybe Beth and Marc have some of their own encounters.

Ye Olde Restaurant pt. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Aug 2024 14:57:09 -0700

We finish up our chat about the oldest restaurants in Fresno. Which sounds good enough to try?

Ye Olde Restaurant pt. 1 of 2 (200th EP)

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Aug 2024 17:47:11 -0700

Dang, here we are at our 200th episode and don't know why many of yall listen to my silliness, but thanks.

With that, where in Fresno would we eat to embrace the legacy vibe? We'll chat about the oldest Fresno restaurants and get some nice facts.

Gassed About Avatar

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Aug 2024 16:18:18 -0700

With all cool stuff here on Earth, I eventually get around to some of them. Now this Jive-Ass Alien can honestly understand that the hype around the classic Nickelodeon animated show Avatar is warranted.

Irregardless Recipes

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Jul 2024 15:32:46 -0700

As a Jive-Ass Alien, I often come across situations where even in the silliest world there are not stories as dumb as this

Walt Facts and Knicknacks

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Jul 2024 18:30:56 -0700

A few interesting facts about Walt Disney, how many did Beth already know? Find out, while this Jive-Ass Alien finds more weird human behavior to question.

A Joke is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Jul 2024 15:39:37 -0700

The 3 lunatics left to operate the asylum try their hand at this silly game, Joking Hazard. Coming from the same silly minds as from popular webcomic Cyanide and Happiness, this game let's us try to come up with similar twisted, funny comics as those guys. Amongst the 3 of us, who has a better shot at getting hired by them? Listen and find out.

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June 2024 Monthly News Summary

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Jul 2024 16:04:16 -0700

Covering a couple of stories that I've recently been intrigued by. For a Jive-Ass Alien, any story that makes me go "what on Earth?" is sure to make an impression.

That's the Bottom Line w/ Neil

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Jun 2024 15:02:40 -0700

I've called up Neil to join the Jive-Ass Alien in recollecting memories of the classic pro wrestling time when megastars like the Rock, Undertaker, Mankind, and Stone Cold reigned supreme.

Jive-Ass P.O.S.- Preach On Simpsons

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Jun 2024 16:50:46 -0700

https://www.cbr.com/the-simpsons-season-1-forgotten-facts/
Came across this article and there were a few things Beth, Marc, and I, had not known changed or was odd from the Simpsons' first season. Let's explore them, shan't we?

Beth Left Out

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Jun 2024 16:29:59 -0700

Maybe it was her lackluster sleep the previous night, or Marc and I jabbed about nonsense too much, but Beth definitely gets left out in this episode. Still, she helps get some funny recent news broadcasted.

Work & Social Norms

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Jun 2024 13:34:35 -0700

What's the best way to act at work? As a Jive-Ass Alien I've tried on a number of disguises and all of them sucked. Maybe Beth and Marc can help me out.

Murdle 2 and Cat Power Too

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Jun 2024 19:01:24 -0700

Last time we didn't fare too well with solving Murdle's, so Beth, Marc, and I take another STAB at it, then lear which of us would be the better Power Hungry Pet.

Cyberworld and Zelda

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 May 2024 17:19:19 -0700

Is this some bullshit? This Jive-Ass Alien thinks so. Why don't I understand human's fascination with fellow extraterrestrial E-Musk? Maybe some newer Zelda can cheer me up...

Oww! My Balls!

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 May 2024 15:14:16 -0700

Just what sort of crass TV ideas do we know? Join Beth, Marc, and I as we talk about the chaos we enjoy.

Murdle, We Hope

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 May 2024 18:49:23 -0700

We try our hand at being detectives, how hard could it be?

4/20 Stoner Special

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 May 2024 16:27:17 -0700

Just (late) in time for the beloved holiday, stereotypically-late stoner episode where Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien play a game that's fun for all ages, at least ages that are old enough to smoke.

Exploding Kittens in Iceland

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Apr 2024 18:40:52 -0700

Anyone up for Exploding Kittens during Iceland? Tune in!

99cent License Adventures

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Apr 2024 17:32:22 -0700

Some recent news, such as 99cent stores closing. Also, as an alien, I also have petty issues earthlings endure, like renewing a license.

Pyramid Butts

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 16:54:51 -0700

The Jive-Ass Alien has to keep Beth and Marc up to what he's been dealing with. Also, I let them in on some secrets that have persisted for a long time. Oh, and butts, butts, butts.

Matchsticks and Strip Clubs

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Apr 2024 16:44:04 -0700

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/man-spent-years-building-eiffel-tower-700k-matchsticks-may-denied-worl-rcna137663

Some exciting ideas for my bday. Did I follow thru? Even though I'm editing this a week after you still have to wait!

Czech Us Out!

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Mar 2024 20:21:16 -0700

https://en.m.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Prague

New season, hopefully new fans.
Currently the Czech Republic has paid us the least attention, amongst the listeners we've had, so let's try to appeal to them. Gonna start trying to increase our listeners by appealing to them, whatever it takes. Can Beth, Marc, and I make this work?

30 Albums Turning 30 in 2024 ep. 2 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Mar 2024 17:07:35 -0700

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/albums-turning-30-in-2024-see-the-list/

Here's the send-off for this season!

We finish the list, and our latest season, with some more albums that turn 30yrs old in 2024. Thanks for listening and see ya next season.

30 Albums Turning 30 in 2024 ep. 1 of 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Mar 2024 17:55:26 -0700

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/albums-turning-30-in-2024-see-the-list/

So we couldn't completely connect with songs that came around same year we were born, what about when we were 10? These albums and songs are closer to when our musical tastes developed, so come hear which you might have heard of.

March '24 Odds, Ends & News

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Mar 2024 17:21:33 -0800

Month isn't yet even halfway through, but we've got some weird, wild stories to tickle your funky bone.

Tunes from 40yrs Back-in-the-Day(pt.2/2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Mar 2024 18:15:52 -0800

We wrap up our chat on the top music from 40yrs ago. Did we recognize at least half of them? Find out!

Feb2024_Odds&ends

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Feb 2024 17:17:15 -0800

Bunch of random silliness we encountered this month. Bring on the Smarch weather!

Tunes from 40yrs Back-in-the-Day(pt.1/2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 18:56:57 -0800

https://medium.com/the-riff/40-great-songs-turning-40-in-2024-314988093934

Same as us, here are 40 songs that turn 40 years old this year. Would we even know them? Not many, but enough that we talk about it. Any you know?

Talkin Bout My Gennnnneration

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Feb 2024 18:35:04 -0800

We finally get around to accepting the fact that we're getting old. Eh, nothing special, check it out.

But what part of staying off the lawn did you not understand???

2024 New Laws Order 2of2

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Feb 2024 18:56:14 -0800

Are you still curious as to what new driving laws California passed? No? Well that's all I got, part two, but also some other random stuff.

Drive-In TV

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Jan 2024 18:13:25 -0800

Wonder what in the hell this abomination is about? Tune in.

2024 New Laws Order 1of2

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Jan 2024 17:27:13 -0800

(not original article I read, couldn't find it)
https://calmatters.org/politics/2023/12/california-traffic-new-laws-2024/

Did these new driving laws get passed to better our lives, or to inconvenience us even further? Let's see what Beth and Marc think.

Tiktok Mukbang 2023 2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Jan 2024 17:34:03 -0800

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-and-worst-tiktok-food-trends-2023_l_6580beece4b08e9b410b8d61

What other trends of last year did we miss? Let's finish these silly things that people enjoyed.

Tiktok Mukbang 2023 1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Jan 2024 17:18:43 -0800

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-and-worst-tiktok-food-trends-2023_l_6580beece4b08e9b410b8d61

I've heard of trends, and of Tiktok, so close enough for us to hear what all the fuss was about.

Culture Shock 2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Dec 2023 17:39:40 -0800

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/culture-shock-east-coast-west-coast_l_6563605ae4b0f35896f63586

Both sides of the coast have customs that might perplex the other, but how many more are there? We wrap up this list here.

Xplicit Xmas

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Dec 2023 19:20:49 -0800

Things get more quirky than usual, but we manage to name our favorite Xmas movies so, we cool?

Culture Shock 1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Dec 2023 16:07:39 -0800

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/culture-shock-east-coast-west-coast_l_6563605ae4b0f35896f63586

How different is the change from U.S. East Coast to West Coast than the other way around? Found this article that had interesting takes on this.

This Fugging Episode (feat. Lily)

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Dec 2023 16:09:47 -0800

What in Earth could this episode be about? Tune in and find out (ok it's been awhile so I don't recall).

Going Adventure (pt.3)

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Dec 2023 19:35:46 -0800

The adventure continues! How long will our luck continue? Umm...

Alien Insider Films

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 16:29:26 -0800

It's game over man, game over! (on this chat of alien movies) Do Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien have good taste in alien movies? Tune in to find out.

Going on Adventure (pt.2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Nov 2023 17:34:09 -0800

We continue with spinning tales, can Beth keep us alive for awhile longer?

Going on an Adventure (pt.1)

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Nov 2023 17:17:18 -0800

After some interesting banter, we give one of the choose-your-own-adventure books that I've recently acquired a test drive. Will Beth's practicality lead to a long adventure, or will Marc's and I childness lead us to a quick demise? Let us see!

Homer Says What? pt.3

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Nov 2023 17:19:49 -0700

We finish up the supposedly-best Homer Simpson quotes (which we then tell you why they're wrong)!

Tarot read pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Oct 2023 15:33:32 -0700

https://www.leisuremartini.com/why-online-tarot-readings-beat-other-tarot-reading-methods/

Let's keep reading into what lies in our past thru tomorrow, and give a peek into Marc's experiences.

Tarot Readings pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Oct 2023 16:58:11 -0700

One of the scariest things out there is hearing the truth, especially when it comes to your past, present, or future. So what better way to celebrate the spooky days with the Jive-Ass Alien's tarot reading, courtesy of Beth. Maybe marvelous madman master of mayhem moody monk Marc, or "mmmmmmmmm" for short, wants to see his as well???

Homer Says What? pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Oct 2023 16:23:57 -0700

We're so close to finishing up this list of Homer's quotes. How many do we get thru? Ummm, I forgot.

Electrifying!!!

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Oct 2023 18:01:10 -0700

Instead of hover cars, humanity is moving towards making as many electric vehicles as possible. With this slow advancement how will I ever repair my spaceship?

Homer Says What? pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Sep 2023 17:16:02 -0700

Has it been awhile since we talked heavily about The Simpsons? Might as well have a conversation about what the Internet thinks are Homer's best quips, and why most missed the mark with our alternatives.

House That Lego Built

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Sep 2023 16:46:32 -0700

Strap in for a treat. The Jive-Ass Alien has a guest host. Real deal Neal "mime time" joins me to chat about Lego.

Games of our Lives (pt.2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Sep 2023 16:45:51 -0700

https://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/

We finish up the so-called best game systems of all time. How many do we disagree with?

Games of our Lives (pt.1)

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Sep 2023 19:03:46 -0700

https://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/

As a bunch of video game nerds, we've played a number of different game systems. Where do they land on this list of the best, and do we think they chose correctly???

News of Today (from before)

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Sep 2023 19:38:21 -0700

Xtra! Exciting current (by now old, probably) News!

Piss Poor Driving

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Aug 2023 17:19:40 -0700

For our special 150th episode, we're gonna talk about our most-listened to episode. I couldn't remember why I titled it how I did, and finding out was... interesting.

EXTRA! EXTRA! Best Current News!

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Aug 2023 18:18:08 -0700

Some Jive-Ass news that caught my attention recently. How weird is your world? In this day and age?

Fun Fresno Facts

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Aug 2023 16:37:09 -0700

I came across a few odd, unique facts that show our little city of Fresno in a different light. Anyone out there have a thought or two on what our name claims to fame?

Martia Martian Martians

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Aug 2023 18:45:18 -0700

Recent news has the U.S. government admitting to a decades-long knowledge of space aircraft and "non-human" beings. Does this mean that my species is soon to be exposed?

I Spy Books

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Jul 2023 18:02:03 -0700

A spy amongst us! Busted!

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss what we've been reading lately.

AHHH! ROBOTS!

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Jul 2023 18:09:39 -0700

Here's another unexpected movie review. Haven't seen this one in some time but felt the need to check it out and show it to my nephews. Is it as good as I remember? Kinda?

50 States pt.9 (Grand Finale)

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:33:07 -0700

Here it is, the final states that do and don't listen to the Jive-Ass Alien and my ramblings.

Mario Movie Roundtable

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Jul 2023 18:53:17 -0700

Just so happens that the Jive-Ass Alien has seen the newest Mario Bros. movie, as did Beth and Marc. What did we think? Overall pretty good, now hear how it compares to the 90s version.

50 States pt.8

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Jul 2023 16:13:49 -0700

Almost done with all the 50 states, promise. Pretty surprised at all the states that listen to us though, thanks a bunch.

50 States pt.7

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Jun 2023 17:07:43 -0700

We're back to hating-er I mean praising the states that have liked our show, at least once.

Geezers Get Gaming pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Jun 2023 15:46:16 -0700

The exciting conclusion. Will we praise or insult your favorite classic game?

Geezers Get Gaming pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Jun 2023 16:23:18 -0700

Let's talk video games and things we like, or don't. Who doesn't like hearing of older people complain of how things are now? Or how they used to be?

Why Lego Is A Solo Sport

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Jun 2023 15:45:07 -0700

Recorded this months ago and never sure if I wanted to release, but here's a sample to get a feel of if I should release the rest. Ever heard of some of Hollywood find working with animals or kids as a challenge?

50 States pt.6

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 May 2023 18:54:57 -0700

Out on the road again, trying to finish up our praise/lambasting of the 50 states. We're still not done.

50 States pt.5

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 May 2023 13:38:56 -0700

As Beth, Marc, and I, the Jive-Ass Alien, finish up discussing the 50 states, the facts get even goofier.

Drive-In Special (cars&movies)

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 May 2023 17:16:17 -0700

We talk about movies and cars, mostly. And since we're driving a BMW we're gonna be A-holes about it 🤡

50 States pt.4

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 May 2023 12:26:29 -0700

We keep on riding that road across some of the 50 states we have yet to corner. Let's also say thanks to those that do listen to us as well.

Misc Movie Talk

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Apr 2023 18:40:05 -0700

Well this was supposed to be about books we are currently reading, but me and Marc got sidetracked and Beth just rolled with it. So a little bit of book talk but really, just some thoughts on a few movies.

50 States pt.3

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Apr 2023 18:36:07 -0700

Bet ya can't guess what this week's episode will be? Why yes, we keep on about the states, see how many we can offend. Better yet, can we convince some to tune in?

50 States pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Apr 2023 18:03:35 -0700

Gonna keep right on sucking up or pissing off whatever states don't listen to our show, and maybe even some that are fans.

50 States pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Apr 2023 13:36:34 -0700

New season, resurrection/rebirth is the talk of the town. So let's try and pander to these of the 50 states that don't listen to us, while we celebrate those that do, and see if we can make new fans in the good ole U.S.A. 👽

Driven Mad pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Apr 2023 17:22:45 -0700

This is it! The exciting conclusion of our driving drama, and the grand finale! (of our 5th season!)

Driven Mad pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Mar 2023 13:13:35 -0700

In a blatant attempt to try and match the energy of our best? episode this far, Beth, Marc and I get more whining about driving shizz that gets us heated

Fast Food pt2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Mar 2023 17:08:56 -0700

Now we get into the meat (HA!) of the episode, just how fast food is quick to pull fast ones on us.

Cryptid Connection pt.2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Mar 2023 18:46:02 -0800

The meat of the cryptid creatures episode. Have you heard of these popular ones?

Keeping T.A.B.S. on History of the World pt.1

Tony Chava — Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:31:24 -0800

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

This is only a test. Trying to gauge how well-received some game playing will be, but probably more enjoyable watching the YouTube video of us enjoying this so maybe check that out?

Fast Food pt1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Mar 2023 16:56:58 -0800

What I thought might be a short rant on fast food turned into an expose. Me, Beth, and Marc dig deep.

Cryptid Connection pt.1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Feb 2023 17:21:45 -0800

(tried finding origin of picture I used, pointed to Etsy but couldn't find original post)

Other than this Jive-Ass alien, there are other uncertain weirdos out there. Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of them.

Bad/Good Inventionspt.2of2

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Feb 2023 18:52:45 -0800

In our conclusion, is there an invention we come up with that'll make us rich? Or perhaps not get us sued?
PATENT PENDING!!!

Jive-Ass Book of the Month pt.2of2

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Feb 2023 17:14:04 -0800

Beth, Marc and me finish up our quick talk on what we're currently reading. Any suggestions for what we should try next?

Bad/Good Inventionspt.1of2

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Feb 2023 17:52:31 -0800

Join Beth, Marc, and I as we try out some ideas on inventions that might make us filthy rich someday...

Jive-Ass Book of the Month pt.1of2

Tony Chava — Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:29:25 -0800

Beth, Marc, and I try to expand our limited knowledge by partaking in some reading. Maybe some of our choices will inspire those out there who'd like to read but don't know what to choose.

Where There's a Will, There's the Way pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Jan 2023 17:58:32 -0800

Here Beth, Marc, and I finish up talking about the darkly funny "Stiff" book.

Batarang!...(because it Returns)?

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Jan 2023 17:04:19 -0800

Of course I didn't forget to talk about Batman Returns when chatting Xmas movies??? Anyway here's what probably started my Batman interests.

Where There's a Will, There's the Way pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Jan 2023 16:20:49 -0800

Beth, Marc, and me get nerdy, talking about books. Not just any books, but also about dead bodies. Ends with practical life advice so stay tuned.

Pixariffic!!! pt.2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:54:04 -0800

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up with our favorites of the Pixar variety. I'm sure there's some we missed our some disagreement with our choices so jiveassalien@gmail.com, let me know!

Xmas-Rated Movie Picks

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Dec 2022 17:58:22 -0800

X-rated, or Xmas approved movies by mostly Marc and Beth. Surprisingly I had one or two, even if the holiday stuff was unnoticed.

Batman! Trivia Knight

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Dec 2022 18:36:29 -0800

Who is the truest of Batmen??? I dunno, but here's Marc and I playing some Bat trivia.

Pixariffic!!! pt.1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Dec 2022 19:20:50 -0800

Pixar movies seem to have the perfect vibe to just hunker down and watch some good movies. Holidays just seem perfect for this type of entertainment, so catch up on some ya might have missed.

Batmania: Preview

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Dec 2022 15:45:13 -0800

The impact that the cartoon Batman: The Animated Series has had on me is immeasurable. One of the few decent memories of my youth is watching Batman and following as he escaped some ridiculous circumstances. It left major changes to the Batman universe, with the biggest maybe being introducing the iconic character of Harley Quinn. I'll try to honor as best as I can, with help from Beth and Marc.

Can I interest you into Seinfeld? pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Nov 2022 16:57:57 -0800

So all my effort to get Beth and Marc went way worse than anticipated. Beth could barely stay awake thru the episode...at least the Lego set was cool.

The Blurst of Times!!! (Keep it 100th) pt. 3

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:40:27 -0800

Been a while but we should probably finish up our celebration? Something to maybe salvage this year???

R.I.P. Batman

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Nov 2022 15:28:24 -0800

Marc had me on his podcast to wax poetics about Batman vehicles. Unfortunate that a mighty pillar of Marc and I's Batman love is gone from here...

Story of Toys

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Nov 2022 18:30:57 -0700

Getting ready for the holiday season? Bump that, I wanna play now! Beth, Marc, and I discuss our neverland game plan.

Special!!! Hallo, ween Meet Again (4of5)

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:14:10 -0700

Just in time for Halloween, Beth, Marc, and I (briefly) talk about Halloween specials. Who knows, maybe it'll give some of our international listeners ideas for a movie night... especially our boy Yuri! We will win you back someday!!!

Driven Mad; Hallo, ween Meet Again (3of5)

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Oct 2022 13:56:34 -0700

Marc and I keep our conversation going, guess there is more to say.

Driven Mad; Hallo, ween Meet Again (2of5)

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Oct 2022 18:10:43 -0700

No one is safe from the sCARy world out there...

Hallo, ween Meet Again (1of5)

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Oct 2022 17:16:14 -0700

https://www.etsy.com/people/den25db?ref=shop_home_header

{Puhleeze check out their shop, if for nothing else then just to see some random nostalgia. My silly antics (and lack of visual media) do not do them justice...}

Somehow Beth, Marc and I whip up this trainwreckish of a Simpsons/Halloween episode...Gets kinda dark at times, perfect for the season???

Can I interest you into Seinfeld? pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Oct 2022 15:34:21 -0700

Tried so hard, and got so (not at all) far...in the end, didn't even mattererrrrr...
...ahem, yeah Marc and Beth said big ole NO on Seinfeld so unless we somehow convince Beth's friend to talk some spit the talks of Seinfeld shall for now be withheld.

Except for part 2 of this, unfortunately...

The Blurst of Times!!! (Keep it 100th) pt. 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Sep 2022 15:07:46 -0700

What better way to start a new season with continued rambling and nostalgia. Also thought I'd share some sweet droplets of desperately-needed useless trinkets for this jive-ass broadcast. Straight 100 eps of real, authentic bologna...

The Blurst of Times!!! (Keep it 100th) pt. 1

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:18:16 -0700

What a world we live in, where a Jive-Ass Alien can get stranded and make a quirky little podcast that somehow farted out 100 episodes. Well let's see how much more we have in the tank.

At The Movies (Lights, Camera, Reactions)! pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Sep 2022 16:39:41 -0700

The 2nd part has twice as much content, so there's that...

At The Movies (Lights, Camera, Reactions)! pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Sep 2022 16:24:20 -0700

When I decide to try and take on Hollywood, what kind should I make? Well I recently caught a few old and new that be just what the doctor ordered.

Jive-Ass Hollywood

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Aug 2022 17:18:51 -0700

I've been itching to get another movie going, ever since our take on Nosferatu. Let's see what we can get going. Next stop, Hollywood!

For Those About to Rock of Ages (Tune in to Channel Zeroes)

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Aug 2022 17:23:41 -0700

Beth, Marc, and JAA expound on the unfamiliar relationship between drugs and music, I think, for the most part anyway...

Dr. Greenthumb pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Aug 2022 18:06:58 -0700

Beth, Marc, and I discuss how the drugs our parents warned us about, just might be the future of medicine. Any excuse to trip far out, man 👽

Hallow From July pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Aug 2022 15:37:43 -0700

Beth and I finish up our fantasizing of cooler weather that is soon to come...unless the world implodes on itself, whatever...

Hallow From July pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Jul 2022 14:16:06 -0700

If anyone thinks it's bollocks to start celebrating XMas around before Thanksgiving, let alone Halloween then, it's only fair to start celebrating Halloween while middle of the year. Beth doesn't seem to mind one bit...

Duck Me, Duck You, Duck Around & Find Out pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Jul 2022 14:57:25 -0700

We're enjoying the game so let the good times roll for Beth, Marc, and I

Duck Me, Duck You, Duck Around & Find Out pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Jul 2022 19:35:07 -0700

Pretty hilarious that the few potheads I know wouldn't play this game with me, which is marketed directly at us, err I mean them, yet Beth and Marc were up for the shenanigans. Duck yeah!

Documented Fresno pt. 2

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Jul 2022 16:51:54 -0700

It turns out Beth & Marc have lots more ideas for this Jive-Ass Alien to report back to his home plane- er, to make a documentary for Earth humans. Yes, that's it 🤫

Documented Fresno pt. 1

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Jul 2022 13:31:59 -0700

Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ideas, the sort of topics a documentary about Fresno

Leo Da Vinch

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Jun 2022 18:51:06 -0700

The 3 banditos are always hungry for some tasty new tidbits that we can share. As I've observed earthlings for some time I have found some to be of particular interests.

Mother F'ers of Inventions pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Jun 2022 12:39:07 -0700

We keep the good times rolling with the game about inventions that would make us billions (in lawsuits).

I Begin to Simpsonfy...WAH!

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:01:42 -0700

The Unholy Trinity that is Beth, Marc, and I imagine what Simpson character we best identified or identify with.

Hobbies To Hobble Along With

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Jun 2022 19:56:26 -0700

As Beth, Marc, and I discuss the mundane activities that have kept us (questionably?) sane, I realize just how extensively they contribute to my bliss (AKA ignorance to the MAX)

Mother F'ers of Inventions pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 May 2022 18:16:46 -0700

We start a streak of games, here with one where the goal is to create inventions for the most mundane of inconveniences.

Board the Games

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 May 2022 17:18:12 -0700

There's always board games being released that catch my attention. Although many of them take lots of setup there are a few that I couldn't resist buying them, even if I didn't have the people to play. Beth, Marc, and I try one out.

Driven Mad

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 May 2022 18:29:26 -0700

Cars are one decent way in which humans are better than animals. Still, wish I could fly...

(Found that original silly picture here https://images.app.goo.gl/z8qoai16DS7QK3eSA)

Extras, Extras! Weed, All About It?

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 May 2022 16:40:54 -0700

(couldn't find artist of the pic, too bad cuz it's hilarious, want to see more)

Unintentionally Beth, Marc, and I talk a lot about that controversial topic, you know, chronic, Mary Jane, devil's lettuce, yuppi tea, sweet leaf, ganja, Scooby snacks, power plant, cheeba cheeba?

Jive-Ass Book Club pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:53:48 -0700

Who knew books could be of some use? Looking forward to expanding our libraries in the coming months.

I'm Old, Kinda Cold, Get Used To It!

Tony Chava — Sat, 23 Apr 2022 15:20:31 -0700

Beth listens to an old fart whine about the aging process. Geez, when did humans start to buy into the madness!

Jive-Ass Book Club pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:08:32 -0700

Beth, Marc, and me show what might be the start of an enlightening endeavor. We enjoy reading to certain extents and maybe our choices will give insight into our funky behaviors.

Choose Your Famous Favorite Fresnan pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 09 Apr 2022 16:18:43 -0700

Wasn't planned to be stuck on Fresno love for many episodes but there's just so much gosh-darn neat-o tidbits of our city that our worldwide fanbase might enjoy...

Choose Your Famous Favorite Fresnan pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Apr 2022 15:41:14 -0700

Came across some people from fiction that happened to be from Fresno, how strange...

Fun In Fresno_2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:07:46 -0700

We finish up our list of some fun activities that can be done in Fresno. Some of these I look forward to trying and some get a big thumbs-up from Beth and Marc, while one gets a big fat hell no.

Fun In Fresno_1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Mar 2022 15:54:07 -0700

Even for many that were born here in Fresno, there's lots to do that many have yet to experience. Need some ideas? Here are a few, from some jive-ass people...

Some Things I Hate About Disney

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Mar 2022 14:59:30 -0800

To show that Beth isn't brainwashed by some Disney cult, here are some stuff that really grinds her gears.

Sister...SISTER! (and Jive)

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Mar 2022 17:18:51 -0800

Though our schedules don't always align we managed to find an hour for 3 of us to get together. Will our questioning bring about some deep, dark secrets we've tried to suppress???

Peer-Reviewed Preview

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 16:43:17 -0800

Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of the topics that I've come up with using the don't-break-chain method. Yes some of these (ok probably all of em) aren't winners but that's not the point.

Adventure Time (C'mon, tell a friend, aww C'MON...please)?

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 17:37:01 -0800

We started off reading some more of Marc's adventure. Does he make it farther than our other times? Do ya even care? Well we take some mo stuff so check it out.

https://external-preview.redd.it/R3vFyrpfr__rUdO-RwqiEHxvWt8eB_E_W5GjGMGxkDc.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6fbd6b3097f59256a653d190f0193e92c6473dc

Don't Break the Chain

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Feb 2022 17:03:41 -0800

Turn that life that's burning to the ground, upside down...or something.
Now that the fake kind spiriting of the holidays are over, time to improve oneself. Stumbled across this neat habit to develop into small but significant strides towards making yourself into a better version of yourself. Or just some BS to have a laugh at, either way I'm satisfied...

https://lifehacker.com/jerry-seinfelds-productivity-secret-281626

http://criesfromthequietworld.blogspot.com/
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mGvZrHQU_DY/XvvcRh5gobI/AAAAAAABBKk/ScEOTCvPf8srkXN4mJYO56K118-ge_evQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/img013.jpg

Speed-Dating Apps-pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 19:17:20 -0800

Let's wrap up this amazing dating advice and get ready for some true romance...

Speed-Dating Apps-pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 Jan 2022 17:48:54 -0800

Been a while since I dove into the cesspool that is know as the online dating app world, so let's give it a go. Will I be scammed, will I actually message to and from a REAL person? It's possible...

Criss-Cross Applesauce

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Jan 2022 16:29:12 -0800

I sit down with Bash and a pal of his to try and find some common ground, ideally to try and keep on reaching higher ground.

Jive-Ass Actor? (Shh! Quiet!)

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 Jan 2022 17:14:21 -0800

Beth, Marc and I have also worked on other projects (well one really, but want to do so much more) and brainstormed on more, will they come to fruition?

2021; Is it over? pt.2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Jan 2022 18:29:22 -0800

What a year it's been, thanks to everyone who tunes in (and extra thanks if ya read this)

2021; Is it over? pt.1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:05:09 -0800

My lil bubba on the ornament says it all; "2021: Can't Stand the Sight of Ya!"

Couple of Fun Guys

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Dec 2021 19:09:14 -0800

Psychedelics are something that should be approached with caution 😳

Jokes and Riddles

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Dec 2021 18:39:44 -0800

Bash listens patiently as I summarize a Batman comic to him...
... it's as exciting as it sounds...

Gateway Thrift Music

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Dec 2021 20:44:36 -0800

We bring up some of the music that keeps us grooving thru life, and maybe some Robin Williams love.

And Now For Something Illuminating_Conspire.pt2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Dec 2021 18:02:32 -0800

Sometimes talking about what we believe can get heavy, so Bash and I go ahead and engage in some less heavy topic talk.

Get Up, a Get, Get, Get Down_Conspire.pt1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 27 Nov 2021 17:25:02 -0800

I've always been intrigued by conspiracy theories, regardless of the strong opinions one way or another. Basshizzle brings his take on one that just doesn't seem to want to go away.

I'm a Highway Star!-pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 20 Nov 2021 19:38:41 -0800

Now we get into the meat of why driving appears to have become less important from when we first grabbed the wheel.

I'm a Highway Star!-pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Nov 2021 15:57:02 -0800

One of the few actual joys I have on this planet is putting pedal to the metal and exploring best I can. Earthlings, however, continue with degrading driving abilities, which Beth and Marc help me explain...

https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/electronic-senses-memento-mori.mp3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons:_Hit_%26_Run

Disney Loons

Tony Chava — Sat, 06 Nov 2021 17:43:32 -0700

Though I don't have a serious stake either way, I've always teased Beth about her Disney fandom. Now I ask myself if any of my stances have any truth.

New Show Theme: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/electronic-senses-memento-mori.mp3

#5 Monster Mash (Hap Hween Hurrbody!)

Tony Chava — Sun, 31 Oct 2021 18:16:58 -0700

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up this themed holiday run with us watching a cult classic. Spoiler; pretty good

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

#4 Monster Mash (This is Halloween...or Xmas?)

Tony Chava — Sun, 24 Oct 2021 17:53:33 -0700

Seems that since The Nightmare Before Christmas movie came out people have been adamant about what holiday it belonged to. This won't make it any clearer but it's silly enough to be worth a listen.

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

#3 Monster Mash (movies to watch in the dark)

Tony Chava — Sun, 17 Oct 2021 17:48:16 -0700

Beth, Gwen, the Googler and I talk about the movies that we've seen, horror-related, mostly...

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

#2 Monster Mash (Arbor abode of spine-tingly-ingly)

Tony Chava — Sun, 10 Oct 2021 16:30:30 -0700

We both like this show, has a Homer Simpson, Marge, Bart and Lisa Simpson, think it was called, "The Silly Family" or something 🤷🏻‍♀️

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

#1 Monster Mash (Ole' Sword Fight @ The Glorious Orifice)

Tony Chava — Sun, 03 Oct 2021 14:05:27 -0700

Stand up for your pride of Old Glory with this completely original, eunuch episode...ok I'll stop now

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

Beth's Top ? Fave Movies-2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 25 Sep 2021 17:09:46 -0700

Somehow we get around to finishing up Beth's list of movies she loves. Was she paid by big movie studio? The truth is out there, look to the skis...

Love thy Album-2/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 18 Sep 2021 15:06:49 -0700

In spite of Snoop's presence I still enjoy the album.

Beth's Top ? Fave Movies-1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 17:23:56 -0700

Trying to get a better idea of the type of movies Beth is into, she's prepared a list that might surprise, well, me 👽

Love thy Album-1/2

Tony Chava — Sat, 04 Sep 2021 18:01:02 -0700

Talking about probably my favorite subjects; music. Having such a complicated relationship with it (and the one I've had the longest) music is intertwined in my soul. Therefore it's perfectly reasonable that I would both love this particular album IN SPITE of who's it supposed to be by.

Buck buck buck, bucket list pt.2

Tony Chava — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 16:31:27 -0700

Beth's great idea paid off big time. We had lots of experiences that are yet to be seen. Puts a lot in perspective.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/16428/mr-bucket

https://www.how-to-draw-funny-cartoons.com/cartoon-list.html

Battle Buds...get it, because...

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Aug 2021 19:03:49 -0700

Here's something I've wanted to talk about for some time, my time in the military, and with witnesses.

Bucket, List it For All I care! (1/2)

Tony Chava — Sat, 14 Aug 2021 18:17:48 -0700

https://www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-card/Kicking-the-bucket-is-not-on-my-bucket-list-by-Steerhead/38014346.5MT14
(original image, I changed the wording at bottom)

Beth and I share some of our deepest, darkest secrets...with a frogurt!

Wooz Wooz

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Aug 2021 17:22:43 -0700

Still stuck on this planet so I guess I'll try to repair this human skinsuit I'm trapped in. Now that I think about it, perhaps the time I put it through rigorous military (basic) training is a reason for it to be in such a pathetic condition at the moment...

Looks Like It Was "Justified"

Tony Chava — Sat, 31 Jul 2021 16:05:52 -0700

I try to justify watching a show that justifiedly was already was a favorite of mine, but further research and recent rewatches that I justify with some good old research. I think the show was called...
"Fire in The Hole"

Monkeying Around Gets Real; Disney Highlights Top 5! (-1)

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Jul 2021 16:46:12 -0700

Beth wanted to see if I'm a man of my worm (meant to say word, obviously, but this flub is aces 😄) and yep yep yep yep!

Omorashi

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Jul 2021 18:00:48 -0700

We bring Marc back to see how much more car chaos talk we can squeeze into an hour.

From Bethany to MacBeth!

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Jul 2021 17:35:39 -0700

July 12, 2020 was when the first episode of this show was released. Very cool, thanks to everyone who tunes in, means a lot 🤘🏽👽🤘🏽

(Is)This is the End?

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Jul 2021 16:51:32 -0700

Is this an end of an era? Keeping up with the Jones'? So many choices now when back in the 1980's-early 90's color choices for the less wealthy was...not so good.

I Understand (I Think?)

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Jun 2021 16:16:12 -0700

Beth and I started recalling all of the childish, immature behavior we (used to) do that we don't seem to remember where we got it from. Now that I think about it, there are a lot of people that owe me a damn coke and now I'm mad!

The Simpsons (Redux)

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Jun 2021 14:15:40 -0700

We completely goofed and left out 2 of our favorite Simpsons characters, some that we constantly quote to each. Time to fix that.

(insert your favorite band here) RULEZ!!!!!

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Jun 2021 18:02:20 -0700

Beth and I have Marc join us for a group discussion about the gentlemanly tradition known as concerts, where level-headed individuals gather together to pay respects to our beloved musicians.

Batman (arguing) Returns!!!

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Jun 2021 18:43:03 -0700

We wrap up the first go around about who would make a better Batman. It's something I've thought about before and my pal Bash thinks he has a better claim to the mantle, hmmm...

#1 Movie of All-Time is...

Tony Chava — Sat, 29 May 2021 14:08:07 -0700

Getting ready to continue my "Better Batman" argument with my friend Bash we start talking about what he considers to be the best movie of all time (or his favorite but not best, which could not be the same???) so I try to set him straight.

#1 Simpsons? Not sure I get that reference...

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 May 2021 15:41:55 -0700

We drop so many Simpsons references in our episodes but to Beth and I our love for that show goes far beyond the, shall we say, healthy?

(PLEASE go watch the Cowboy Bebop/Trigun fanmade clip on Youtube, it's awesome! Includes Japanese rap? Nuff said)
https://youtu.be/A9e_WIoJJnI

And now for something completely different...

Tony Chava — Sat, 15 May 2021 15:56:54 -0700

I don't have as much knowledge of Monty Python but it is absolutely some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Beth schools me on so much since apparently I don't know as much as I assumed.

I Pity the Fools!

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 May 2021 22:56:37 -0700

For no particular reason it has been some time since we last spoke with Marc, so let's hear his car history...

Gotta Go Fast!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony Chava — Sat, 01 May 2021 14:37:35 -0700

My admiration for Earth's silly combustible contraptions, that humans willingly climb inside of or straddle with their genitals just above it, has been an important part of my assimilation. Always going, forward, sometimes back, smooth sailing or choppy waters, constantly striving for that exhilarating rush that only the open road can provide...

Man Bat pt.1 Begins!

Tony Chava — Sat, 24 Apr 2021 10:06:08 -0700

Beth sits this one out since she's not a fan of the spittle and drooling that occurs when I talk about the "Bat"-looking "Man" (trying hard to not get sued!) so a BUDdy from work, Bash, joins me since he thinks he'd be a better substitute for "he who shall not be sued by." I've probed more knowledge than he has so advantage Jive-Ass Alien, yeah?

Avatar: The Last I'll Remember

Tony Chava — Sat, 17 Apr 2021 16:28:01 -0700

One of the surprises I have discovered about Beth thru these shows is that she is a fan of the Avatar anime. Heard a lot about this show before so I asked her to provide a summary and it's definitely got some cool attributes.

Kurt Malloy:"I also babysit"

Tony Chava — Sat, 10 Apr 2021 15:57:02 -0700

In as little chaos as possible for Beth and I, we attempt to talk about the video game experiences that have shaped our lives.

AAA-All About Anime

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Apr 2021 17:10:53 -0700

Although I've never shied away from enjoy cartoons (even if I didn't let people know I watched some weird ones) I could never really get into anime. It might surprise a lot of people but since it first came out the Simpsons has been near and dear to me; what a surprise, I know! I've always had friends who would talk about anime and very recently I come to find out that Beth was actually a big fan of some that I had actually heard of so I asked her to do an entire episode about anime, and there's still more to come!

And yes, it was recently my birthday but now it's too late and it's no big deal and I'm an alien anyway so what does it matter so just listen to the dang episode already and just leave me alone!

1st Month in; how're we doing?

Tony Chava — Sat, 13 Feb 2021 19:37:54 -0800

The first month of 2021 is already over and I wonder just what the heck it is gonna look like this year.

Sex Sells, But Who's Buying? (this story)?

Tony Chava, Beth, Marc — Sat, 30 Jan 2021 16:31:08 -0800

In a move that she is absolutely regretting, Beth (w/ Marc) agrees to listen to my story of almost getting scammed by some lowlife using the good wholesome name of a former pornstar. Yes, of course she has either a "K" or "X" in her name (or both!)

5lbs Gummy Bears Can Only Get You so Far

Tony Chava — Sat, 02 Jan 2021 16:19:39 -0800

Messed up wanting to do a wrap-up of the show so far, so me and Beth do what we do best and improvise (crashing and burning, but with style).

2020; Nature vs Nurture

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Dec 2020 18:04:32 -0800

I've wanted to do an episode where I actually stop and reflect on the conversations that we've had on this show. Not so much a "best of" but more of the perspective of someone who is more of an outsider, such as my sis

Agree to Disagree on 2020-redux

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Dec 2020 21:51:20 -0800

As I attempted to use this episode to sum up our respective year we descend into some easy convo, so enjoy, we'll get it right next time, scout's honor ;)

Family Group Therapy Session pt.1

Tony Chava — Sat, 12 Dec 2020 18:23:53 -0800

Thank God year's almost over. Not just because of that thing (you know the one) but so family time is no longer available 😎

Ewwww, grime, er uh, Grunge

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Dec 2020 19:00:25 -0800

Jess never forgets her punk roots, evidence of her tenacious determination, quiet but powerful, like a mother Raven who sits humbly in the shadows of the trees. What?????

Wild Wild Mess-pt.?

Tony Chava — Sat, 21 Nov 2020 18:09:25 -0800

Wanted to talk all about the wild west and why I'd like to have lived then, but it gets loony.

(Did you like it? Want to hear more? Got 30mins more that kinda doesn't follow the theme but there's some good stuff, so if we get 20 downloads on this episode I will release the rest)

We Are Anarchy...(WAA)

Tony Chava — Sun, 15 Nov 2020 16:16:12 -0800

In these times of family gatherings, which are frowned upon for the most part, it's perfect for getting some truth out of one another.

Rica the Freaka, Tony the Cannoli, and Jesse the Loch Nessie (seldom seen, ya know?)

Tony Chava — Sat, 07 Nov 2020 18:12:53 -0800

Now we start to get a better-rounded idea of what went on in our upbringing, how about yours? Takeaways, regrets, precious moments, etc.?

It's a Wrap? Or hitting a time warp?

Tony Chava — Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:43:21 -0700

Beth and I make an amazing discovery. All I'm saying is if you've at least been distracted by our soothing sounds as you're being tormented on the toilet by some vengeful spicy food, you should definitely check this one out!!!

I Can Count to 10

Tony Chava — Sat, 26 Sep 2020 19:07:03 -0700

Beth and I get to the nitty-gritty of how we are in sync (answer: Shitty Roberts). Trying to have one last hurrah at tying up any loose ends of my alienated mentality. After this, what's left???

That's (not) All Folks!

Tony Chava — Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:00:36 -0700

Me and Beth dig up more of our adventures working at storage facility. We can only recall so much at a given time before we risk brain hemorrhaging so more to come.

Feces on the Car

Tony Chava — Sun, 13 Sep 2020 11:42:13 -0700

No particular reason why the (Green Day) dookie theme persists, but recently a fan mentioned liking the show so much that they listen to us when on the shitter (DM me for photographic proof ;)

Feces on the Stage

Tony Chava — Sat, 05 Sep 2020 18:55:34 -0700

Really starting to get a picture of why I feel alien, or at least when I started to ease up and actually try to understand myself. Sobriety had to come and go but eventually I focused on my well-being, first the one that had been neglected for so long; mental health.

Party Hardly Like it's 1999

Tony Chava — Sun, 30 Aug 2020 12:46:37 -0700

Continuing on with the Cliff notes to my life's story. This episode begins my transformative years from finishing school and what to do with my life, and really if I'm to be alive at all. First of the next batch of episodes where I bring myself and everyone tuning in up-to-date with how I got to today; check it out!

Blast Off!(the 2nd coming)

Tony Chava — Sat, 22 Aug 2020 15:49:38 -0700

Beth helps me get enough content to make this a fun listen. Keep checking for more content sooner rather than later.

Let's Talk About Sex...tuplets who play Sax Together

Tony Chava — Sun, 16 Aug 2020 17:46:22 -0700

The first of a double-donger of an episode. Nothing too gross, like Beth said, "I don't think any lower of you than I already did"
Lighthearted PG-13 look into what I've learned about the birds and bees

Fun With Nazis

Tony Chava — Sat, 08 Aug 2020 16:24:51 -0700

We rundown the path Marc takes to get back to Fresno, and whatever the heck I'm about.

Coming not-soon-enough...(I'd buy that for an ounce of silver)

Tony Chava — Sun, 02 Aug 2020 18:56:21 -0700

Many people have asked, nay, DEMANDED that I upload something ASAP, but every 2 weeks is what I can handle at the moment. Appreciate all the support and I will keep the goodies coming, swear on your graves!

Duck, duck, goose (or Sister, sister, brother...whatever)

Tony Chava — Sun, 26 Jul 2020 17:12:08 -0700

Beth sat this one out as I quickly bring in other siblings to make my outsider persona more clear. Great Scott, they're multiplying!!!

Journey of 1,000 miles...

Tony Chava — Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:37:49 -0700

Shout-out to djcruzctrl for hooking me up with tjust the right music vibe.
https://instagram.com/djcruzctrl?igshid=dec724m8b3iu

Starting to take shape. Jumped a little all over the place but now I'll expand on what little of my childhood I can recall, hopefully not too much moping... probably...

Setting Down the Block of Marble

Tony Chava — Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:28:17 -0700

As usual, trying to accurately convey my chaotic thoughts so that anyone can kinda get at least a shred of what I'm thinking...