It All Comes Back to Astrology

The Astrology of Rory Gilmore

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 14 Oct 2026 06:00:00 -0700

On October 8th, 1984 in Hartford, Connecticut at 4:03am everyone’s favorite early 2000’s bookworm lover girl, Rory Gilmore, was fictionally born. Which means she has a full astrology chart! But is it accurate? Abbie and Linzy unveil Rory’s big three (her Sun, Moon and Rising sign). Grab the biggest coffee mug you can, sit across from your moon bestie at your local diner and give this episode a listen. Where we lead, astrology follows. And if you need us to be with you, this podcast will follow anywhere that you tell us to.

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Debunking Astro Compatibility

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 23 Sep 2026 06:00:00 -0700

Linzy and Abbie take out their referee whistles and call fouls on astrology compatibility misconceptions. Abbie shares her take on finding your most compatible partner with the help of knowing the aspects between your chart and your partner’s chart. Stop stereotyping placements and show some compassion. Abbie and Linzy demand justice for Geminis and Scorpios, want the internet to stop killing love, and Linzy worries that she’s in love with a criminal. This is the foundational episode that is a kick off to future relationship episodes where it’s Sexy Mars All Day.

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The Astrology of Bridgerton's Colin & Penelope

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 02 Sep 2026 06:00:00 -0700

Dearest Gentle Listeners, spoilers abound as Abbie and Linzy end the age-old debate on which season of Bridgerton is the best one. They dive into the archetypes of Cancer and Virgo and Linzy professes her love for Cancer men while Abbie is on the hunt for Virgo friends. Linzy reminds you that your sensitivity is a super power and perfect for being a spy. Thank your Cancers, thank your Virgos and thank yourselves.

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Enneagram: The Gateway Drug to Numerology

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 12 Aug 2026 06:00:00 -0700

Numbers: the mystical building blocks of our world. In this episode, Abbie & Linzy dive into the essence of the Enneagram, aka the gateway drug(!) to the deeper esoteric symbolism found in numerology. Linzy shares her findings from her never-ending active numerology case studies. Join us to learn about angel numbers, number essences, and receiving signs from the other side. The secret language of the universe is speaking to you! Pay attention when you’re asked to pause the game. And here’s your sign if you need it 4444

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The 12th House, Mental Health & Queen Charlotte

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 06:00:00 -0700

Astrology’s 12th House meets Netflix’s Queen Charlotte. Abbie and Linzy put on their astro glasses and dive into the depths of the 12th house, the final boss of your astrology chart. After watching Queen Charlotte, Abbie shares about her mental health struggles, her husband’s cancer diagnosis and how their separate health journeys have shaped and deepened their relationship. Linzy shares what safety in a relationship feels like and how sometimes it can trigger a hot spiral and Abbie offers 12th house prompts for your rising sign.

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Trigger Warning: references to dark themes in Netflix’s Queen Charlotte, topics of mental health, anxiety, panic attacks and cancer treatment come up in this episode.

Thespians are the Original Wellness Girlies

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 06:00:00 -0700

Theatre is Wellness. Were theatre kids ahead of the trend? Join Abbie and Linzy as they share stories from the performing arts that mirror current influencer driven wellness trends. Improv as exposure therapy for anxiety. Roving about the stage as inner child healing. Linzy brings up backstage tricks from college theatre professors that are now mainstream wellbeing trends. Abbie remembers how singing lessons repaired their relationship to their voice. Joy is the rebellion and thespians were on to something. To have fun is to be well.

The Astrology of Wicked: The Aquarius-Leo Axis & Fiyero's Hips

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:00:00 -0700

In this episode Abbie and Linzy break down what they think the astrology of our Ozian girls Glinda and Elphaba are and discuss how the nature of opposition in astrology shows up in the Wicked films. Linz reveals she is hot for Aquarius men and reads Abbie to filth for creating an entire chart for a fictional character because he’s hot. PSA to Aquarius men: Linzy’s DMs are OPEN.

Make Today the Day: Trust Your Timing with the Progressed Lunation Cycle

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 20 May 2026 06:00:00 -0700

In this episode, a couple a’ late bloomers Abbie and Linzy pair the improv concept of “Make Today the Day” with the Astrology Timing Technique of the Progressed Lunation Cycle. We reflect on timing through our symbolic 30-year lunar cycles and even though we may have peaked in high school - we will be back better than ever in our next progressed full moon phase in 2041.

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Who The Heck Are We? Meet Abbie & Linzy

Abbie & Linzy — Wed, 20 May 2026 06:00:00 -0700

So, who the heck are we? Abbie and Linzy are two friends who met on Lovelock Avenue in Dunedin, New Zealand while studying abroad. One night during lambing season on a sheep farm, Abbie and Linzy stayed up all night pondering the universe like girls do. The birth of this podcast. Thirteen years later we are here to yap about astrology, our favorite self-discovery modalities, find our niche community, and have some freakin fun. To us, astrology is both a map and a mirror. Welcome to our little corner of the universe.