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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bear stops into the studio to talk a little about her recent races and tell us some things we might not have known about Disney™ resorts and parks and stuff. Thanks to Bear for supporting the pod, and congrats on your recent races!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bear stops into the studio to talk a little about her recent races and tell us some things we might not have known about Disney™ resorts and parks and stuff. Thanks to Bear for supporting the pod, and congrats on your recent races!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Darth Maul's Voice Tho</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bryce is too cool for school. He's certainly too cool for the In / My Head podcast. Nevertheless, he stops in to tell us a little about his story and also explains the entirety of the Star Wars 9-ology. I learned a lot from this one. Have a listen and enjoy the ride!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bryce is too cool for school. He's certainly too cool for the In / My Head podcast. Nevertheless, he stops in to tell us a little about his story and also explains the entirety of the Star Wars 9-ology. I learned a lot from this one. Have a listen and enjoy the ride!</p>]]>
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      <title>Don't Fly / the Cards™ Game!</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Christie comes by to talk about what NOT to do when flying over an active Cardinals™ game. She also gives countless other fun, and in many cases, unexpected insights into the world of airplane piloting. I learned so much and had such a fun time! You should take a listen.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charmander is not a "dog"... That's a lizard, and his/her skin is smooth and shiny. Thanks, @Don for coming by - it's always an absolute blast. Check out Pink Ribbon Girls and Pink Ribbon Good online. I can't hyperlink it here for some reason, but go and support! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charmander is not a "dog"... That's a lizard, and his/her skin is smooth and shiny. Thanks, @Don for coming by - it's always an absolute blast. Check out Pink Ribbon Girls and Pink Ribbon Good online. I can't hyperlink it here for some reason, but go and support! </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charmander is not a "dog"... That's a lizard, and his/her skin is smooth and shiny. Thanks, @Don for coming by - it's always an absolute blast. Check out Pink Ribbon Girls and Pink Ribbon Good online. I can't hyperlink it here for some reason, but go and support! </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Donald, Tebeau, Don, North County, St. Louis, 90s, Ghostbusters™</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Pretty Good Runner</title>
      <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joffroi comes by. We re-tread some old tracks, but we also uncover the ultimate path to enlightenment, and we invite you to come along for the journey. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joffroi comes by. We re-tread some old tracks, but we also uncover the ultimate path to enlightenment, and we invite you to come along for the journey. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joffroi comes by. We re-tread some old tracks, but we also uncover the ultimate path to enlightenment, and we invite you to come along for the journey. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Joffroi, Joff, Marathon, run, running, oldsmobile, cool</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Roll / a Gnarly Technical Descent</title>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Roll / a Gnarly Technical Descent</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Pez stops in to talk about what it takes mentally and physically to ride a bicycle. It's gnarly and technical... don't take the B-line on this one.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Pez stops in to talk about what it takes mentally and physically to ride a bicycle. It's gnarly and technical... don't take the B-line on this one.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My partner Chris and his fiancée, Cat are here!! They're awesome and interesting people whom I love, and I hope that you enjoy hearing some of the fun stories that they have to tell! Drama abounds. #James.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My partner Chris and his fiancée, Cat are here!! They're awesome and interesting people whom I love, and I hope that you enjoy hearing some of the fun stories that they have to tell! Drama abounds. #James.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>doctor, africa, nigeria, cat, chris, flinn, zivanov, R:, </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Flip / the Table</title>
      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Michael stops by to discuss Mike. After literally devouring a whole bird carcass with our hands (and powdered potatos), we talk Rolla, getting On Track™, Grotto™ kickouts, "silverback mode", Restless Leg Syndrome™, Three 6 Mafia™, Mars Rover Team™, Mechanics of Materials, handball. Michael is a SPECIMEN, but don't let his charming good looks fool you - there's a negative side: he's also industrious, well-mannered, considerate, as well as hilarious and loads of fun to hang out with. Don't worry - after this, I whooped him in table tennis (winning 11-9 in a tie-break). </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Michael stops by to discuss Mike. After literally devouring a whole bird carcass with our hands (and powdered potatos), we talk Rolla, getting On Track™, Grotto™ kickouts, "silverback mode", Restless Leg Syndrome™, Three 6 Mafia™, Mars Rover Team™, Mechanics of Materials, handball. Michael is a SPECIMEN, but don't let his charming good looks fool you - there's a negative side: he's also industrious, well-mannered, considerate, as well as hilarious and loads of fun to hang out with. Don't worry - after this, I whooped him in table tennis (winning 11-9 in a tie-break). </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>handball, rolla, michael tschirn, grotto, on track, RLS, restless leg syndrome, silverback, wrestling, delinquent, Mike Rodriguez, </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Same 10 Miles, / and /</title>
      <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nathan stops by to clear up some things from his online profile(s). Don't worry, we get to the bottom of it. Then we discuss running 86 miles over 34 hours with no sleep, in 14°F mud.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nathan stops by to clear up some things from his online profile(s). Don't worry, we get to the bottom of it. Then we discuss running 86 miles over 34 hours with no sleep, in 14°F mud.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nathan stops by to clear up some things from his online profile(s). Don't worry, we get to the bottom of it. Then we discuss running 86 miles over 34 hours with no sleep, in 14°F mud.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Ultra-marathon, half-marathon, marathon, running, tinder, Nathan, Bostick</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It's Been / a Year!</title>
      <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>68</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is finally here for our Jar-Jar™ episode, i.e. the one that comes out after the original trilogy. We drop the pitch of her voice so that she'll be indistinguishable from Morgan Freeman. It does NOT work.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is finally here for our Jar-Jar™ episode, i.e. the one that comes out after the original trilogy. We drop the pitch of her voice so that she'll be indistinguishable from Morgan Freeman. It does NOT work.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 19:09:44 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is finally here for our Jar-Jar™ episode, i.e. the one that comes out after the original trilogy. We drop the pitch of her voice so that she'll be indistinguishable from Morgan Freeman. It does NOT work.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Claire, Morgan Freeman</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Double Coque</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I had so much fun with Michelle! We discuss the ins and outs of podcast production as she is considering starting her own! Hope you enjoy as much as we did!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I had so much fun with Michelle! We discuss the ins and outs of podcast production as she is considering starting her own! Hope you enjoy as much as we did!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 20:53:54 -0600</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I had so much fun with Michelle! We discuss the ins and outs of podcast production as she is considering starting her own! Hope you enjoy as much as we did!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Michelle, French, Coque, learning, intermediate</itunes:keywords>
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      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Click HERE to see your ACT results</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Upstairs Colleen is here, and I can't tell you how much fun we had. I'm not allowed to tell you. It was more fun than I thought was possible. We talk about childhood, adulthood, adolescence, old age... Of the four great, unanswered questions, we fully answer at least one... Tune in to see which it was. YES, this is only part 1. I know! Enjoy it, and keep an eye out for part deuce. We LOVE YOU.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Upstairs Colleen is here, and I can't tell you how much fun we had. I'm not allowed to tell you. It was more fun than I thought was possible. We talk about childhood, adulthood, adolescence, old age... Of the four great, unanswered questions, we fully answer at least one... Tune in to see which it was. YES, this is only part 1. I know! Enjoy it, and keep an eye out for part deuce. We LOVE YOU.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Upstairs Colleen is here, and I can't tell you how much fun we had. I'm not allowed to tell you. It was more fun than I thought was possible. We talk about childhood, adulthood, adolescence, old age... Of the four great, unanswered questions, we fully answer at least one... Tune in to see which it was. YES, this is only part 1. I know! Enjoy it, and keep an eye out for part deuce. We LOVE YOU.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>ACT, benchpress, catholicism, religion, sex, Jordan, Jordan's band</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Falling / the Coffee Table</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out the <em>Irregardlessly </em>Podcast from DFT Productions for more Don. Meanwhile, we talk VR headsets, futbol in St. Louis, and all of the week's top stories. You want to know what's going on? Check in with Dan and Don.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out the <em>Irregardlessly </em>Podcast from DFT Productions for more Don. Meanwhile, we talk VR headsets, futbol in St. Louis, and all of the week's top stories. You want to know what's going on? Check in with Dan and Don.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2023 06:47:12 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:keywords>VR headset, St. Louis SC, soccer, futbol, Irregardlessly, Don Tebeau</itunes:keywords>
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      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>In / My Minivan</title>
      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joff comes by and we can't help but talk 3D printers. I cut a sizable chunk of it in consideration of my listeners. We also talk marathons, minivans and Mike Tyson's Punchout. Listen to it!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joff comes by and we can't help but talk 3D printers. I cut a sizable chunk of it in consideration of my listeners. We also talk marathons, minivans and Mike Tyson's Punchout. Listen to it!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2023 16:30:17 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joff comes by and we can't help but talk 3D printers. I cut a sizable chunk of it in consideration of my listeners. We also talk marathons, minivans and Mike Tyson's Punchout. Listen to it!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Joffroi, Marathon, Boston, Columbia, 3D Printing, Minivan</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>R. I. P. Dracula's Mom's Luggage</title>
      <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This was a really fun afternoon. I hung out with Dylan, and we covered a number of subjects. Don't miss it.  </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This was a really fun afternoon. I hung out with Dylan, and we covered a number of subjects. Don't miss it.  </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2023 19:39:56 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Dylan came by to talk about rally racing, programmable logic control, and Jesus Christ your/my savior. It's a great conversation!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>PLC, programmable logic control, rally car, rally, awesome</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Disc / New Things!</title>
      <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Disc / New Things!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is here! I can't wait to dive into all 12 days of New Years... Comment below how far you made it before you couldn't take anymore and threw your mobile device out the window. #2023!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is here! I can't wait to dive into all 12 days of New Years... Comment below how far you made it before you couldn't take anymore and threw your mobile device out the window. #2023!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:41:01 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Claire stops by and we clear up a few important issues. First, who is to blame for the crisis in Delaware? Secondly, which is the best mammal?... Finally, iced cream or regular cream? Support your answer. These and more answers revealed right here, right now. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Claire stops by and we clear up a few important issues. First, who is to blame for the crisis in Delaware? Secondly, which is the best mammal?... Finally, iced cream or regular cream? Support your answer. These and more answers revealed right here, right </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Harry Potter, 12 days, New Years</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Let it Wash. / you</title>
      <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Let it Wash. / you</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Stu and I discuss the local whales. We talk Cardinals baseball. We answer important questions about 1980's animated film music. Upcoming Holidax celebrations! Lots of hotel happy hour drinks, dinner talk... and Stu's indelible positivity. You're very much going to enjoy our week-long work trip with us... concentrated December joy.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Stu and I discuss the local whales. We talk Cardinals baseball. We answer important questions about 1980's animated film music. Upcoming Holidax celebrations! Lots of hotel happy hour drinks, dinner talk... and Stu's indelible positivity. You're very much going to enjoy our week-long work trip with us... concentrated December joy.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2022 12:32:56 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>3752</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Stu has graciously agreed to join me on a 5-day multi-part pod adventure up here in Tukwila, WA. We got to do a really cool training for work, and each day, we wrapped it up with a quick pod. I've compiled them all into this masterpiece episode! Enjoy it!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Stu has graciously agreed to join me on a 5-day multi-part pod adventure up here in Tukwila, WA. We got to do a really cool training for work, and each day, we wrapped it up with a quick pod. I've compiled them all into this masterpiece episode! Enjoy it!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Stu, Hydraulics, work trip, Embassy Suites, hotel, pool, gym, dump truck, pup, mountains, washington, biome, outlet mall, recreational math</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Harmonic / Tones</title>
      <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Katherine stops in to tell us about her most gruesome injury. We talk chorus, we talk mini dogs, we talk mom's ankle, and we solve the Russia/Ukraine situation... all in a tight 70 minutes... Come check it out!</p><p>Check out <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAa2ALSunE&amp;ab_channel=TheCriticalDrinker">The Drinker Fixes</a> Luke Skywalker. <br>Check out Dan McCoy at <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fan-fix-tion/id1616394709">Fan Fix-tion</a>.<br>Check out Katie's Chorus, the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KRbSyn2rw&amp;ab_channel=SweetAdelineIntl">River Blenders</a> on the mic check.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Katherine stops in to tell us about her most gruesome injury. We talk chorus, we talk mini dogs, we talk mom's ankle, and we solve the Russia/Ukraine situation... all in a tight 70 minutes... Come check it out!</p><p>Check out <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAa2ALSunE&amp;ab_channel=TheCriticalDrinker">The Drinker Fixes</a> Luke Skywalker. <br>Check out Dan McCoy at <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fan-fix-tion/id1616394709">Fan Fix-tion</a>.<br>Check out Katie's Chorus, the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KRbSyn2rw&amp;ab_channel=SweetAdelineIntl">River Blenders</a> on the mic check.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2022 04:19:21 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>4329</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Katie, my friend and co-worker, as well as the only recipient of the In / My Head platinum trophy is finally here to show us what we've been doing wrong this whole time. I am humbled... Take a listen while you eat spaghetti or do your taxes.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Katie, my friend and co-worker, as well as the only recipient of the In / My Head platinum trophy is finally here to show us what we've been doing wrong this whole time. I am humbled... Take a listen while you eat spaghetti or do your taxes.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Disney! ... with BEAR 'n' pals!</title>
      <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Disney! ... with BEAR 'n' pals!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I've got a lot of love for this trio of cats... Fawn, Matt, and the one and only BEAR! We're in Orlando, checking out the Disney hotel bars. It's way better than standing in line for rides. It has its own pros and cons... Note that WE are the ONLY bloggers, vloggers and/or amateur documentarians that are covering any aspect of this park on this day. I was actually nominated for a Pulitzer prize for this story, as long as you don't look that up. Enjoy us as we give to you - for free - the full Disney(TM) hotel bar experience. Much love. Shout outs @Vincent.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I've got a lot of love for this trio of cats... Fawn, Matt, and the one and only BEAR! We're in Orlando, checking out the Disney hotel bars. It's way better than standing in line for rides. It has its own pros and cons... Note that WE are the ONLY bloggers, vloggers and/or amateur documentarians that are covering any aspect of this park on this day. I was actually nominated for a Pulitzer prize for this story, as long as you don't look that up. Enjoy us as we give to you - for free - the full Disney(TM) hotel bar experience. Much love. Shout outs @Vincent.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2022 02:21:14 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bear brought me to Floriba to hang out with our good friends Matt and Fawn, and we did a Disney day. This time, instead of going into the parks to pay to stand in lines for standing in more lines... Rather, we traversed 4 of the hotels, went to the hotel bars... and got liquor beverages. It was - by far - the best Disney experience I've had. I'm happy to have shared it with my wife and our two great friends. Real time!! Enjoy :)   Shout outs @Vincent.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bear brought me to Floriba to hang out with our good friends Matt and Fawn, and we did a Disney day. This time, instead of going into the parks to pay to stand in lines for standing in more lines... Rather, we traversed 4 of the hotels, went to the hotel </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Disney, Bar crawl, Fawn, Matt, Bear, craziness, love.</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Danimal Crossing™</title>
      <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Danimal Crossing™</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don't tempt Dan K with a good time. He threatened me with a good time once last year, and it almost took off my right pinky toe. Just be careful out there, folks. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don't tempt Dan K with a good time. He threatened me with a good time once last year, and it almost took off my right pinky toe. Just be careful out there, folks. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 02:12:46 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>8785</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Dan Kalaf is back. This time we reveal the true origins of the universe. You'll have to listen.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>universe, carl sagan, niel degrasse tyson, astrobiology, movies, CDs, music, pop culture, science, grilled cheese sandwiches</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Kicking off Season 2!</title>
      <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Kicking off Season 2!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mike Sprague FINALLY hops on the pod to KICKoff season 2! Cut us a little slack, we're trying something new here with the cheap lapel mics... I think it actually came out pretty well, and it was a lot of fun! Come meet Mike and fall in love. Don't say I didn't warn you...</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mike Sprague FINALLY hops on the pod to KICKoff season 2! Cut us a little slack, we're trying something new here with the cheap lapel mics... I think it actually came out pretty well, and it was a lot of fun! Come meet Mike and fall in love. Don't say I didn't warn you...</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2022 21:47:48 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>A gap between kickball games gives me and Mike the chance to pod... IN THE FIELD... ambient sounds abounding!! Hey, and we won both games. Nice... This guy's a natural.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>A gap between kickball games gives me and Mike the chance to pod... IN THE FIELD... ambient sounds abounding!! Hey, and we won both games. Nice... This guy's a natural.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>kickball, taco bell sauce, mild sauce, power outage, blackout, sprague</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>No Sock Left Behind</title>
      <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joff discusses his plan to casually run the Columbia, MO marathon (with no preparation) in order to qualify for the Boston marathon next year. Spoiler alert from the future, he won the Columbia marathon... this guy...</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2022 19:11:57 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Joff is here to discuss some of his runs, as well as his running. It gets complicated, but I promise we'll make it home before things get too messy.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Bear-ly Making Sense</title>
      <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What's your favorite cute, ferocious animal? Which fictional, television family would you wish to be part of? These questions and more are both posed AND ANSWERED by the one and only <em>Bear</em> in this, the 52nd episode of our beloved pod. Come fall in love with her just like I do everyday. <strong>It's BEAR!</strong></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What's your favorite cute, ferocious animal? Which fictional, television family would you wish to be part of? These questions and more are both posed AND ANSWERED by the one and only <em>Bear</em> in this, the 52nd episode of our beloved pod. Come fall in love with her just like I do everyday. <strong>It's BEAR!</strong></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 22:47:57 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>4844</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>BEAR IS HERE! We had a lovely day today. We played golf, we had frozen-yo, we passed time at the pool... It was great. Now we're podding, and that's great too! Take a listen, it was really fun!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>BEAR IS HERE! We had a lovely day today. We played golf, we had frozen-yo, we passed time at the pool... It was great. Now we're podding, and that's great too! Take a listen, it was really fun!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Bear, Love, Animals, hybrids, pokemon, attacks, ferocious, cute, best, worst</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
      <podcast:person role="Producer" img="https://img.transistor.fm/DDAMDwrc68OqVtieL2u4o-cXz5OAU3c0DMGN2yi-WUQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vZGM0NDYzNDIt/MzY1My00ZWFkLThi/ZWUtZmExZDMxYTRk/MjNlLzE2NjU4MTkz/NzUtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Kristina Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Do Turtles Float?</title>
      <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jimmy came by to build accommodations for his best friend, Sheldon. Little dude don't like being inside all day. Homey gotta get some sunshine. Jim just trying to make sure he got access to the wet and the dry, ya digg? Whilst the Billy Mays™ Flex Seal™ dried, we paused to pod... The results were nothing short of life-changing. #Oprah</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jimmy came by to build accommodations for his best friend, Sheldon. Little dude don't like being inside all day. Homey gotta get some sunshine. Jim just trying to make sure he got access to the wet and the dry, ya digg? Whilst the Billy Mays™ Flex Seal™ dried, we paused to pod... The results were nothing short of life-changing. #Oprah</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2022 18:51:23 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>1409</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jimmy's back for his FOURTH ep... not his eighteenth, not yet. We had a break while the stuff on the turtle ramp dried, so we came in and had a very important conversation on the pod. If you care about your family, you WILL listen to this 'sode. #Zidane</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jimmy's back for his FOURTH ep... not his eighteenth, not yet. We had a break while the stuff on the turtle ramp dried, so we came in and had a very important conversation on the pod. If you care about your family, you WILL listen to this 'sode. #Zidane</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Turtle, ramp, power ranger, job, new job, kiddy pool, economy, religion, badass</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>West Compton go hard</title>
      <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>West Compton go hard</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I've been looking forward to having these two on ever since the podcast began... This is unprecedented... DO NOT MISS IT.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I've been looking forward to having these two on ever since the podcast began... This is unprecedented... DO NOT MISS IT.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2022 00:04:38 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Rkia and Noah came by to talk about all sorts of things! It was loads of fun, and I hope you'll come enjoy the journey with us!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rkia and Noah came by to talk about all sorts of things! It was loads of fun, and I hope you'll come enjoy the journey with us!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Rkia, Noah, special, awesome</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Kale AF</title>
      <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Kale AF</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/3d4bd7e6</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mr. Kalaf comes back to remind us what a podcast sounds like when it's done FLAWLESSLY. Thank him for the privilege. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mr. Kalaf comes back to remind us what a podcast sounds like when it's done FLAWLESSLY. Thank him for the privilege. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:10:01 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>8913</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Dan comes back for a THIRD time... This one is incredible. We talk Hendrix, helmets and Hemsworths. Check us out.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan comes back for a THIRD time... This one is incredible. We talk Hendrix, helmets and Hemsworths. Check us out.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Kalaf, movies, recording, jobs, audio, people, life, things</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>My boy, McCoy</title>
      <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>My boy, McCoy</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dan McCoy and I have an excellent conversation about all of our favorite (and least favorite) jobs, childhood memories, and movies!! AND Josh Groban is coming on... Don't miss this one!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dan McCoy and I have an excellent conversation about all of our favorite (and least favorite) jobs, childhood memories, and movies!! AND Josh Groban is coming on... Don't miss this one!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2022 16:27:21 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>6648</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Dan McCoy is back! This is one of my favorite dudes... We talk everything: we talk movies, but not til later - stick around... We also talk worst jobs, childhood dreams, and everything else you want to know... And The Bear makes a special appearance, along with HEATHER!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan McCoy is back! This is one of my favorite dudes... We talk everything: we talk movies, but not til later - stick around... We also talk worst jobs, childhood dreams, and everything else you want to know... And The Bear makes a special appearance, alon</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Jobs, Stories, Best Movies, Waterboy, In Bruges, 300, Josh Groban</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Few Months / Seas</title>
      <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A Few Months / Seas</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle returns to tell us about her upcoming trip to France. She's literally going to live there for 7 months. It's a life-long dream of hers. I'm so proud of her for achieving this goal, and so happy to have her here on the pod to talk all about it! Take a listen!!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle returns to tell us about her upcoming trip to France. She's literally going to live there for 7 months. It's a life-long dream of hers. I'm so proud of her for achieving this goal, and so happy to have her here on the pod to talk all about it! Take a listen!!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2022 06:35:48 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Have you ever wished you could live in another country for a while? Just immerse yourself in their culture? Sounds pretty neat, right? But how in the world would you ever pull that off? MICHELLE is here to tell you how it's done! Take a listen... you just might learn something.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>France, study abroad, Michelle</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Clairey Springer</title>
      <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire stops by to answer some of the questions we've all been wondering, AND we sift through ~10^7 emails to find the best, and we'll answer those too. You can't live without this... Do yourself a favor and check us out ;)</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire stops by to answer some of the questions we've all been wondering, AND we sift through ~10^7 emails to find the best, and we'll answer those too. You can't live without this... Do yourself a favor and check us out ;)</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2022 02:30:49 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <title>Where have all the cowboys gone?</title>
      <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don's back, and this time we REALLY break it down. You want to finally get the wrap on what we've been eluding to this whole time? Yeah, this one ties it ALL together. #TaylorHanson #Medicinal</p><p><a href="https://insearchofrockgods.com/2018/07/26/marianas-trench-k-days/marianas-trench-band-k-days-edmonton-july-21-2018/">https://insearchofrockgods.com/2018/07/26/marianas-trench-k-days/marianas-trench-band-k-days-edmonton-july-21-2018/</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don's back, and this time we REALLY break it down. You want to finally get the wrap on what we've been eluding to this whole time? Yeah, this one ties it ALL together. #TaylorHanson #Medicinal</p><p><a href="https://insearchofrockgods.com/2018/07/26/marianas-trench-k-days/marianas-trench-band-k-days-edmonton-july-21-2018/">https://insearchofrockgods.com/2018/07/26/marianas-trench-k-days/marianas-trench-band-k-days-edmonton-july-21-2018/</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2022 12:30:44 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Yippee-aiii yippee-yay. Don breaks his own record AGAIN for most Don podcasts in In / My Head history. We talk baby names, 2007 Cal State men's Lacrosse, and we settle a couple of LONG running debates... This episode is to your state of mind as winning a national championship is to the Cal State men's Lacrosse team's reputation... it improves it. SO, LISTEN. #CalLadd</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yippee-aiii yippee-yay. Don breaks his own record AGAIN for most Don podcasts in In / My Head history. We talk baby names, 2007 Cal State men's Lacrosse, and we settle a couple of LONG running debates... This episode is to your state of mind as winning a </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Cal State, lacross, Cal Ladd, analogies, baby names, Imo's, medicinal cannibus</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dans Party</title>
      <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What a pro... How do I book this guy more? As long as he's not charging, we should fill up our calendars with Dan McCoy... This episode was so fun. Dan really is a natural, and I had a great time talking with him. What a pleasure. Check it out!</p><em>"The best podcast I've ever heard"</em>  -Jonathan Bon Jovi]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What a pro... How do I book this guy more? As long as he's not charging, we should fill up our calendars with Dan McCoy... This episode was so fun. Dan really is a natural, and I had a great time talking with him. What a pleasure. Check it out!</p><em>"The best podcast I've ever heard"</em>  -Jonathan Bon Jovi]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2022 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Dan McCoy stops in FINALLY, and let me tell you... He is the REAL Dan. Can't believe it took us this long to do it, but here it is. CAN'T WAIT to do the next one! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan McCoy stops in FINALLY, and let me tell you... He is the REAL Dan. Can't believe it took us this long to do it, but here it is. CAN'T WAIT to do the next one! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Films, theories, improv, paid advertisements, sponsorships, Tape Emporium, Jurassic Park, Existential dread, Honesty</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Taboggan / Troubled Water (Nate Z pt. 2)</title>
      <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You ever know someone who exploded their shin into hundreds of tiny pieces? Interested to know how that affects one's life? Turns out you can't walk dogs like that... Get all the details, as well as tomorrow's lottery numbers RIGHT here, RIGHT now on the pod.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You ever know someone who exploded their shin into hundreds of tiny pieces? Interested to know how that affects one's life? Turns out you can't walk dogs like that... Get all the details, as well as tomorrow's lottery numbers RIGHT here, RIGHT now on the pod.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Nate Z continues his rant. It's actually a super-interesting and also terrifying re-telling of an intense recent event in Nate's life, and I learned a lot. Don't worry, there is gore. And also don't worry... Nathan is recovering well. Come share the exper</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Ski, injury, compartment syndrome, fentanyl, nurses, #nurses, air lift, surgery</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The TRUTH about Shrek</title>
      <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The TRUTH about Shrek</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nate's an absolute riot. We'll tell you why Shrek is really the villain, and why Amanda Bynes should move in next door to me... Tatum in the basement. You won't want to miss this one.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Nathan Zimmerer is back! YOU WON'T BELIEVE what he says about Shrek, She's the Man, and North Korea. In part 1 of our groundbreaking discussion, we'll cover movies, Earth's heat sources, and why the black plague was fake news. Come check it out!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nathan Zimmerer is back! YOU WON'T BELIEVE what he says about Shrek, She's the Man, and North Korea. In part 1 of our groundbreaking discussion, we'll cover movies, Earth's heat sources, and why the black plague was fake news. Come check it out!!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Why Imo's T-Ravs are / Rated</title>
      <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Why Imo's T-Ravs are / Rated</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Donald Tebeau makes his triumphant return to the pod. He's lost like 2 pounds, and he's gone totally vegan besides meat and animal products. You won't BELIEVE what he says about...</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Donald Tebeau makes his triumphant return to the pod. He's lost like 2 pounds, and he's gone totally vegan besides meat and animal products. You won't BELIEVE what he says about...</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>DON returns! We talk Lucy Camden, Jesus, and pretty much every other celebrity! #gossip! He SCARES MOMS by saying...</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Honor your DANcestors... </title>
      <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Honor your DANcestors... </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dan K. is here!! We'll whisper to you until you fall asleep... $185/hr. Let us know. Otherwise, we just talking might and magic... Send in your requests! Man, I love this dude!! Too fun.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dan K. is here!! We'll whisper to you until you fall asleep... $185/hr. Let us know. Otherwise, we just talking might and magic... Send in your requests! Man, I love this dude!! Too fun.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Dan Kalaf comes by again!! We talk music, beats, woodworking, GeoGuessr, and everything important... We shred up some beats like normal, but don't worry... Dan and I will freestyle more next pod... Awesome time!!... come check us out.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan Kalaf comes by again!! We talk music, beats, woodworking, GeoGuessr, and everything important... We shred up some beats like normal, but don't worry... Dan and I will freestyle more next pod... Awesome time!!... come check us out.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Kalaf, Rolla, music, woodwork, predator, djembe</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Let Her Fly</title>
      <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Let Her Fly</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>John Kusner represents the Northwest region of the U.S.. Not only was he one of my groomsmen, but he's one of my best friends. If you haven't met him, you're missing out. We talk movie scripts and what it means to be an Oregon celebrity. Don't miss this one!!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>John Kusner represents the Northwest region of the U.S.. Not only was he one of my groomsmen, but he's one of my best friends. If you haven't met him, you're missing out. We talk movie scripts and what it means to be an Oregon celebrity. Don't miss this one!!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>JOHN KUSNER, one of my favorite people in the world... Left St. Louis half a decade ago, but he came back... just for the podcast (not really). Either way, I'm thrilled to have him on. We talk about his shoulder... we also debate religion and politics... It's awesome. You should listen!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>JOHN KUSNER, one of my favorite people in the world... Left St. Louis half a decade ago, but he came back... just for the podcast (not really). Either way, I'm thrilled to have him on. We talk about his shoulder... we also debate religion and politics... </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>/ Promise and Under-deliver.</title>
      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>/ Promise and Under-deliver.</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2022 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Fawn came to town JUST for the podcast. We talk Rolla. We talk jobs. We talk the past, present and future. Loads of fun! Honestly, I was all over the place. I really did a disservice to such a wonderful guest, but credit due, Fawn held it together! The whole thing ended up awesome, and I hope you like it. Come spend the afternoon with us!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fawn came to town JUST for the podcast. We talk Rolla. We talk jobs. We talk the past, present and future. Loads of fun! Honestly, I was all over the place. I really did a disservice to such a wonderful guest, but credit due, Fawn held it together! The wh</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Rolla, Nicko, Ultimate, Imagineer, Peetz, Bear, Fawn, Matt, Hooben</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hall of Fame Eligible </title>
      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah came to town to see <em>Mean Girls</em>™, but before going, she took a load off at Bear Park Studios Recording Room #2, and we had a fun ass conversation. Give it a listen. She's a riot!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah came to town to see <em>Mean Girls</em>™, but before going, she took a load off at Bear Park Studios Recording Room #2, and we had a fun ass conversation. Give it a listen. She's a riot!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>My sister stopped in over the weekend, and we caught up a little, here in recording room #2. The one and only (for real) Hannah Talecki was here to discuss Jim Edmonds' Hall of Fame hopes, Hwy 70 traffic, and baristitude! It was super fun... Come check it</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Barista, Jim Edmonds, Limp Bizkit, Highway 70, kids, curfew</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bombs / Baghdad</title>
      <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Julie drops bombs for world peace. We have a little reading we should probably do. Nevertheless, we wax poetic. Pay no mind to the 18 minutes and 34 seconds during which time I had the microphones both off... We go hard. Nothing's off limits. Let's go.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Julie drops bombs for world peace. We have a little reading we should probably do. Nevertheless, we wax poetic. Pay no mind to the 18 minutes and 34 seconds during which time I had the microphones both off... We go hard. Nothing's off limits. Let's go.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2022 17:30:18 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Julie has a lot to get off her chest. We scathe a little... We ramble a lot. We realize that we don't really have a clue what's popping off in Ukraine. It's a nice talk. Julie rocks... Go on this journey with us. #WorldPeace</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Julie has a lot to get off her chest. We scathe a little... We ramble a lot. We realize that we don't really have a clue what's popping off in Ukraine. It's a nice talk. Julie rocks... Go on this journey with us. #WorldPeace</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Ukraine, environmental awareness, world peace, Putin</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>O-Week in Rolla... Nothing better!!</title>
      <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A long discussion of the joys and perils of serving as opening week mentors leads into a darker conversation about whether or not to pay the extra fee for special "private" suites when attending outdoor concerts. It's very divisive. I'd recommend not getting involved. DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT!!!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A long discussion of the joys and perils of serving as opening week mentors leads into a darker conversation about whether or not to pay the extra fee for special "private" suites when attending outdoor concerts. It's very divisive. I'd recommend not getting involved. DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT!!!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Brooke finally makes it to Bear Park Studios to have the podcast episode we've been wanting for SO longgg... Brooke is one of the most entertaining speakers that I know. Sit back and enjoy her energy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brooke finally makes it to Bear Park Studios to have the podcast episode we've been wanting for SO longgg... Brooke is one of the most entertaining speakers that I know. Sit back and enjoy her energy.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Brooke, Rolla, Opening Week, Mentors, Disney, Busses, Bus, Prison, Podcast, Bachelor, Orlando, Gameshows, Double Dare, Double Dare 2000, Silver Dollar City</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Halftime Extravaganza </title>
      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Halftime Extravaganza </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>WOOO! Katie's here for halftime! We get deep man... deep.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2022 20:08:20 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:summary>Katie stops in for Football entertainment, but does not realize that SHE is indeed the real halftime show! I ask the difficult questions, and Katie delivers. Check it out on YOUR halftime.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>interviews, friends, games, email response, Bear, Catholicism, Engineering, Math, Talented, Best Podcast Ever</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>She Stops Your Heart. I Stop Your Brain.</title>
      <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>She Stops Your Heart. I Stop Your Brain.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jess D finally came over to POD! To make up for lost time, we did two episodes this afternoon! The first: well, it was discarded... The second: pure gold... Tons of fun. Got to learn some neat new shit about Jess, got to hear some cool stories... The kind of S-Tier content you've come to expect from In / My Head. Listen while you do your Monday paperwork today! Then share with at least 100 of your closest friends and enemies.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jess D finally came over to POD! To make up for lost time, we did two episodes this afternoon! The first: well, it was discarded... The second: pure gold... Tons of fun. Got to learn some neat new shit about Jess, got to hear some cool stories... The kind of S-Tier content you've come to expect from In / My Head. Listen while you do your Monday paperwork today! Then share with at least 100 of your closest friends and enemies.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Jess Domina is here, FINALLY. We talk heart-and-lung machines, RAP, CABG, black blood, choppers, ballers, shot-callers... Oh, and for the first 47 minutes, Jess' mic was switched off. #Messica</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Half originals, half c / s.</title>
      <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I've got Dan K. in the house. We talk money, politics and religion. But don't worry, you'll definitely agree with our stances on all three. Also DJEMBE! Check it out... and email your thoughts and feelings over to InOverMyHead@protonmail.com! See you there.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2022 19:59:14 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Dan Kalaf is here to talk all the wonders and blunders of being in a rock band in your teens and twenties. We talk FABULOUS Rolla, MO... The dog chews on my desk for a little bit. It's all here, right now... Don't miss it.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dan Kalaf is here to talk all the wonders and blunders of being in a rock band in your teens and twenties. We talk FABULOUS Rolla, MO... The dog chews on my desk for a little bit. It's all here, right now... Don't miss it.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>I'm / Kayaking 300 miles</title>
      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2022 17:08:27 -0600</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>3526</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Joffroi is back! We had a ton of fun. We talked running shoes... there are now "super shoes"..?? We talked marathons, ultra-marathons, and most interestingly, ultra-kayak-marathons!! Joff discusses his favorite trips abroad... It was a great time. Definitely check it out!... +4%</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joffroi is back! We had a ton of fun. We talked running shoes... there are now "super shoes"..?? We talked marathons, ultra-marathons, and most interestingly, ultra-kayak-marathons!! Joff discusses his favorite trips abroad... It was a great time. Definit</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>kayak marathon, marathon, MR340, Katy 80, running, i run, run, super shoes, running shoes, egypt, peru, hiking</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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    <item>
      <title>What happened / winter break?</title>
      <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>What happened / winter break?</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We have a lot of wonderful guests on this show, but one of the absolute legends, and by far the most prolific of our guests is the one and only Donald W. Tebeau. He's graced us again this day with not only his presence, but also his wit and his charming demeanor... We'll talk finance, we'll talk life and love, and most importantly, we'll talk the realities of what making it onto the Oprah Winfrey Show... #5 might shock you!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We have a lot of wonderful guests on this show, but one of the absolute legends, and by far the most prolific of our guests is the one and only Donald W. Tebeau. He's graced us again this day with not only his presence, but also his wit and his charming demeanor... We'll talk finance, we'll talk life and love, and most importantly, we'll talk the realities of what making it onto the Oprah Winfrey Show... #5 might shock you!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2022 23:30:20 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>3630</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Don's back! It feels good to have a POD!... I had a lot of top-tier guests lined up over winter break, but everyone had to cancel for one reason or another, so we've had a bit of a drought... Well, baby, we're back!! Enjoy loads of fun with me and Diamond Don... You already know!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Don's back! It feels good to have a POD!... I had a lot of top-tier guests lined up over winter break, but everyone had to cancel for one reason or another, so we've had a bit of a drought... Well, baby, we're back!! Enjoy loads of fun with me and Diamond</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Full House, Bob Saget, The Post, Volleyball, Bart Aiello, Real Talk, Didier Dogba, GoFundMe</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Tour Room status: / turned</title>
      <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Tour Room status: / turned</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Justin Tyler Bowers comes by to talk about how he lost his beloved baby pocket knife, also Jnco jeans and all the styles of the 90s-00s. We also talk longboarding in Rolla, MO and which college major is best. This was tons of fun. Check it out.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Justin Tyler Bowers comes by to talk about how he lost his beloved baby pocket knife, also Jnco jeans and all the styles of the 90s-00s. We also talk longboarding in Rolla, MO and which college major is best. This was tons of fun. Check it out.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2021 15:22:02 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>4087</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Justin is here! We talk BMX style, Jazzercise, Abercrombie c. 2004, and of course how to be a model dorm resident. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Justin is here! We talk BMX style, Jazzercise, Abercrombie c. 2004, and of course how to be a model dorm resident. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Jnco jeans, Rolla, S&amp;T, long board, bmx, girl jeans, abercrombie, park hills, central high, dorms, richard simmons, gene simmons, jazzercise, call on me, Eric Prydz</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>All / the Board</title>
      <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>All / the Board</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this, the 2nd episode with CLAIRE!, we discuss some long-awaited matters including: Harry Potter ep. 3, Harry Potter, ep. 6, Harry Potter, ep. 7, and scarring children for life with drug laws.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this, the 2nd episode with CLAIRE!, we discuss some long-awaited matters including: Harry Potter ep. 3, Harry Potter, ep. 6, Harry Potter, ep. 7, and scarring children for life with drug laws.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2021 18:13:50 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/Pnd6w36x6EYJty460zbRCMqpe8_cyg-pgbgbwfP1gd4/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzc0ODA2Ni8x/NjM5MDk1MjMwLWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3972</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Claire stops by to talk all things wood stain, audio processing, HARRY f-ing POTTER, and the pros and cons of judging children.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Claire stops by to talk all things wood stain, audio processing, HARRY f-ing POTTER, and the pros and cons of judging children.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>judge, competition, Harry Potter, Snape, Dumbledore</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>KELSEY!!</title>
      <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>KELSEY!!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kelseygarrettdraws.com/">kelseygarrettdraws.com</a>  <br> Instagram: kelsey_garrett_draws  <br>Instagram: hiking_west  </p><p>Kelsey is BACK for part TWO! We follow up on <em>Inktober</em>, check in on #vanlife, and Kelsey shares a couple additional wild tales, <strong>EXCLUSIVE </strong>to <em>In / My Head</em>... SO much fun. So glad to have Kelsey here... Enjoy!</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kelseygarrettdraws.com/">kelseygarrettdraws.com</a>  <br> Instagram: kelsey_garrett_draws  <br>Instagram: hiking_west  </p><p>Kelsey is BACK for part TWO! We follow up on <em>Inktober</em>, check in on #vanlife, and Kelsey shares a couple additional wild tales, <strong>EXCLUSIVE </strong>to <em>In / My Head</em>... SO much fun. So glad to have Kelsey here... Enjoy!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2021 17:21:22 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>kelseygarrettdraws.com  
Instagram: kelsey_garrett_draws  
Instagram: hiking_west  

Kelsey G is back with us. She's one of my favorite people to talk and joke with. She has loads of cool skills and hobbies and activities, and she's full of hilarious stories. Thanks so much, Kelsey for being here! People, come hang out with us!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>kelseygarrettdraws.com  
Instagram: kelsey_garrett_draws  
Instagram: hiking_west  

Kelsey G is back with us. She's one of my favorite people to talk and joke with. She has loads of cool skills and hobbies and activities, and she's full of hilarious </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Kelsey, artist, vanlife, welding, inktober, rolla, bagpipes</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Happy BEARthday!!</title>
      <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Happy BEARthday!!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BEARthday excitement abounds on this special episode of the pod. Bear is here to talk Bearthday memories, and she even gets a few special messages from her friends, fans, and even a surprise guest from a galaxy far far awax!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BEARthday excitement abounds on this special episode of the pod. Bear is here to talk Bearthday memories, and she even gets a few special messages from her friends, fans, and even a surprise guest from a galaxy far far awax!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2021 01:10:39 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/Ga6jf8WfaRmaiAu2HeQbgtPg9Se7H67oPU35WF3taJw/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzcyODc1NC8x/NjM3MzA1ODM5LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3366</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Happy BEARthday! Bear tells us about her favorite Bearthdays past, we read some Bearthday emails, and Bear gets an out-of-this-world surprise! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Happy BEARthday! Bear tells us about her favorite Bearthdays past, we read some Bearthday emails, and Bear gets an out-of-this-world surprise! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Bear, Bearthday, Birthday, Baby Yoda</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
      <podcast:person role="Producer" img="https://img.transistor.fm/DDAMDwrc68OqVtieL2u4o-cXz5OAU3c0DMGN2yi-WUQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vZGM0NDYzNDIt/MzY1My00ZWFkLThi/ZWUtZmExZDMxYTRk/MjNlLzE2NjU4MTkz/NzUtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Kristina Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Don't Watch / Two Episodes per Night!</title>
      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Don't Watch / Two Episodes per Night!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Cairon finally makes good on his DM (or whatever it's called in facebook) and comes on the show. We talk origins, video games, binging versus stinge-ing your favorite shows, and what to cook on a first date. Fun fact: we went to <em>Six Mile Bridge</em> after this and shared an order of french fries. It was nice.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Cairon finally makes good on his DM (or whatever it's called in facebook) and comes on the show. We talk origins, video games, binging versus stinge-ing your favorite shows, and what to cook on a first date. Fun fact: we went to <em>Six Mile Bridge</em> after this and shared an order of french fries. It was nice.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 20:46:55 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/hRJlrl0Wkb6vN_c9L9nJmGHCMomothdq_LZJkylPY1Q/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzcyODY1Ny8x/NjM3MjkwMDE1LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3331</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Cairon drops by to talk origin stories, gives some interesting feedback on pod audio, and we get to the bottom of the "binge vs. stinge" debate. Oh, and ladies... he's single.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cairon drops by to talk origin stories, gives some interesting feedback on pod audio, and we get to the bottom of the "binge vs. stinge" debate. Oh, and ladies... he's single.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Assassin's Creed, audio levels, Power, Electrical engineer, S&amp;T, booty</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Back to "Back to Baghdad"</title>
      <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Back to "Back to Baghdad"</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don's back. The first member of the 5-timers crew. His signed guitar is lost in a Seattle shipping port, but it will get here soon. Don't miss our thoughtful foray into childhood video game memories, Nelly, and professional wrestling. It's a banger.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don's back. The first member of the 5-timers crew. His signed guitar is lost in a Seattle shipping port, but it will get here soon. Don't miss our thoughtful foray into childhood video game memories, Nelly, and professional wrestling. It's a banger.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2021 19:08:09 -0600</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/nBNc5TXy1lITqGLjrCKDEg0C962TLA98L2FkQyVjNxs/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzcyNTMzMC8x/NjM3MDI0ODg5LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3473</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Don's here and we talk childhood video games, Nelly music video appearances, creepy sports mascots and the one and only Scotty too Hotty.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Don's here and we talk childhood video games, Nelly music video appearances, creepy sports mascots and the one and only Scotty too Hotty.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Nelly, Back to Baghdad, Halo, Goldeneye, N64, WWF, WCW</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Don't Forget your Lunchbox... it's / there!</title>
      <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Don't Forget your Lunchbox... it's / there!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Carp!?... Stalker? or just a bromance? You decide...</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Carp!?... Stalker? or just a bromance? You decide...</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2021 00:43:37 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Do you ever reminisce about your childhood? Yeah... So do we... Carp helps me re-visit some of my most cherished memories from youth. I think you're going to want to be on board for this one.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Do you ever reminisce about your childhood? Yeah... So do we... Carp helps me re-visit some of my most cherished memories from youth. I think you're going to want to be on board for this one.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>St. Patrick, Missouri S&amp;T, big breasted women. St. Ferdinand, Florissant,.</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Wallace the Third Episode</title>
      <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Wallace the Third Episode</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Wallace stops by to talk Kickboxing! As well as movies and TV... We have a very serious debate which we manage to resolve in quite a novel way. You're going to enjoy it.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Wallace stops by to talk Kickboxing! As well as movies and TV... We have a very serious debate which we manage to resolve in quite a novel way. You're going to enjoy it.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2021 13:27:02 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>2679</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jimmy's in the house. 100% objective opinions on visual media, and we talk in depth about that guy from the one movie... Wolf of Wall Street and Superbad. Check it out.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jimmy's in the house. 100% objective opinions on visual media, and we talk in depth about that guy from the one movie... Wolf of Wall Street and Superbad. Check it out.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Jonah Hill, Futurama, Kickboxing, Jimmy, Wallace, Kajukembo</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Paranormal Whack-tivity: Mind / Matter?</title>
      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Paranormal Whack-tivity: Mind / Matter?</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Chris and Brynn are the most experienced and professional ghost hunters that I know, and I'm very thankful to have had them here with me during this, the paranormalest episode to date. Ghosts be ghostin. Host be hostin... This episode we postin. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Chris and Brynn are the most experienced and professional ghost hunters that I know, and I'm very thankful to have had them here with me during this, the paranormalest episode to date. Ghosts be ghostin. Host be hostin... This episode we postin. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2021 23:07:54 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>7151</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this sode, perhaps the most fun I've had yet recording a sode, Chris and Brynn bare their souls and share with me, and indeed you, their deepest and darkest memories... Brynn wins a staring contest with... someone? Bigfoot gets taken down a notch... Bloody Mary is finally vindicated. We made some real breakthroughs, and we'd love for you to come along for the ride.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this sode, perhaps the most fun I've had yet recording a sode, Chris and Brynn bare their souls and share with me, and indeed you, their deepest and darkest memories... Brynn wins a staring contest with... someone? Bigfoot gets taken down a notch... Bl</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Ghosts, paranormal, quasinormal, pseudonormal, Brynn, Chris, Bionic Arms, bionic legs, wallace email, spicy chip, barf, eye fucked, harry potter, Shades of Harry Potter, smoke and poke</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Don't / Cook your Salsa!</title>
      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Don't / Cook your Salsa!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Salsa hasn't forgotten about you, so why have you forgotten about salsa? Get off the sidelines and back into life with my simple approach to salsa creation... no cooking required! Mother nature produced the ingredients, corporations made them available to you at the maximum price you're willing to pay for them... and I'm here to tell you how to turn them into something that people will love to eat. Win-win...-win? Bon appétit.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Salsa hasn't forgotten about you, so why have you forgotten about salsa? Get off the sidelines and back into life with my simple approach to salsa creation... no cooking required! Mother nature produced the ingredients, corporations made them available to you at the maximum price you're willing to pay for them... and I'm here to tell you how to turn them into something that people will love to eat. Win-win...-win? Bon appétit.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 17:34:32 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>You're an awesome person. And like awesome people, you like chips and salsa... but don't you hate that salsa usually sucks? I'm here to teach you how to make your own... which does NOT suck! It's not cheaper, and it takes a little work, but it's easier than you think, you're going to love it, and people will tell you how great it is!! You're welcome. ;)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>You're an awesome person. And like awesome people, you like chips and salsa... but don't you hate that salsa usually sucks? I'm here to teach you how to make your own... which does NOT suck! It's not cheaper, and it takes a little work, but it's easier th</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Salsa, Party, Halloween, guests, fun, flavor, cooking, home chef</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Turn / every stone... to find the shiny stones!</title>
      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Turn / every stone... to find the shiny stones!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I finally give you what you've been wanting this whole time. That's right, it's the BEAR! My lovely wife comes on the show and shares some thoughts, feelings, and even a story. She'll tell you a little about our history together, and things even get a little steamy (WOOOO!). I've never felt so much love for a person who is actively interrupting me for the 10th time in as many minutes. It's a beautiful thing. If you like Bear, listen to this 'sode. You won't regret it. And if you have feedback that you want more Bear and less me, there's a stack of those over there, just put it with the others. Oh also, a couple of really great listener emails! Thanks, Bear for being on. Love you!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I finally give you what you've been wanting this whole time. That's right, it's the BEAR! My lovely wife comes on the show and shares some thoughts, feelings, and even a story. She'll tell you a little about our history together, and things even get a little steamy (WOOOO!). I've never felt so much love for a person who is actively interrupting me for the 10th time in as many minutes. It's a beautiful thing. If you like Bear, listen to this 'sode. You won't regret it. And if you have feedback that you want more Bear and less me, there's a stack of those over there, just put it with the others. Oh also, a couple of really great listener emails! Thanks, Bear for being on. Love you!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2021 21:36:07 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/5OjOMetAHia549qYGceyOnjh4euDMK8xzDoUxOwXYu8/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzcwMzgyMi8x/NjM0OTU2NTY3LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
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      <itunes:summary>Finally, the one you've been waiting for! Bear is here... on the podcast, and she's using all the tricks she knows to guide, manipulate and honestly just completely control me and take over the conversation. It's loads of fun, and you should join us! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Finally, the one you've been waiting for! Bear is here... on the podcast, and she's using all the tricks she knows to guide, manipulate and honestly just completely control me and take over the conversation. It's loads of fun, and you should join us! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Bear, hot tub, engagement, diamond ring, emails, love, fun, funny, valentine's day, canteloupe carving instead of pumpkins, #Save_the_pumpkins</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>What's Cooler than Cool? Ice Cold... and Michelle!</title>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>What's Cooler than Cool? Ice Cold... and Michelle!</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out Michelle online!!<br>Instagram: @michellemariephotographie <br><a href="https://www.instagram.com/michellemariephotographie/">https://www.instagram.com/michellemariephotographie/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/MichelleMariePhotographie">https://www.facebook.com/MichelleMariePhotographie</a></p><p>Michelle is one of the coolest people I've met. Don't miss the chance to hang with her and hear some cool-ass stories that she has to tell! You'd be a fool! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Check out Michelle online!!<br>Instagram: @michellemariephotographie <br><a href="https://www.instagram.com/michellemariephotographie/">https://www.instagram.com/michellemariephotographie/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/MichelleMariePhotographie">https://www.facebook.com/MichelleMariePhotographie</a></p><p>Michelle is one of the coolest people I've met. Don't miss the chance to hang with her and hear some cool-ass stories that she has to tell! You'd be a fool! </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 00:19:39 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:duration>4372</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>My friend, Michelle Balducci is truly one in a million. I got to hang out with her tonight, eat some bird, tell some stories, and just have a tonne of fun. You're going to want to hear all about her European adventures and the time that she killed a hippopotamus with her bare hands. It's a wild ride.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>My friend, Michelle Balducci is truly one in a million. I got to hang out with her tonight, eat some bird, tell some stories, and just have a tonne of fun. You're going to want to hear all about her European adventures and the time that she killed a hippo</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Photography, Photographie, Michelle Marie, Fun, Funny, Comedy, Enjoyment, Happy, Happiness, Fuck, Discussions, Stories, Talking, Michelle, Friends, French, Stuff, I can't think of other keywords</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Ducks / Horses</title>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Ducks / Horses</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is here, and we have problems to solve... Don't worry, we solve them, but it takes some doing. Come along for the ride!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Claire is here, and we have problems to solve... Don't worry, we solve them, but it takes some doing. Come along for the ride!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2021 17:16:05 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Claire stops by to talk turtles, submarines, and horse-sized ducks. We solve 5 riddles posed by a mysterious mail carrier, and we learn the best way to get sketchy, bomb-shaped robots through TSA! Don't miss it!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Claire stops by to talk turtles, submarines, and horse-sized ducks. We solve 5 riddles posed by a mysterious mail carrier, and we learn the best way to get sketchy, bomb-shaped robots through TSA! Don't miss it!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>TSA, riddles, George Johnson, Submarine, College clubs, Mizzou, Ducks, Taken, Taken 2, Taken 3</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Bear ≡ my L / !</title>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Bear ≡ my L / !</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BEAR! I don't believe it. Not only did we identify the Bear... She actually came here to chat on the mic for a sec. Hoping to lay down a full-length ep soon... but for now, enjoy the morsels we give you! ENJOY THEM!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BEAR! I don't believe it. Not only did we identify the Bear... She actually came here to chat on the mic for a sec. Hoping to lay down a full-length ep soon... but for now, enjoy the morsels we give you! ENJOY THEM!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2021 23:03:18 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>WE FOUND HER! Bear has been identified, and in fact, as it would happen, she lives in the same house as I do!! Conveniently, as such, she's been able to sneak over in between innings and have a little chat on the mic! How cool! Can't wait to do a full length eppy with my favorite Bear of all time, Bear... Ohhh, what a treat... :D</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>WE FOUND HER! Bear has been identified, and in fact, as it would happen, she lives in the same house as I do!! Conveniently, as such, she's been able to sneak over in between innings and have a little chat on the mic! How cool! Can't wait to do a full len</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Bear</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
      <podcast:person role="Producer" img="https://img.transistor.fm/DDAMDwrc68OqVtieL2u4o-cXz5OAU3c0DMGN2yi-WUQ/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vZGM0NDYzNDIt/MzY1My00ZWFkLThi/ZWUtZmExZDMxYTRk/MjNlLzE2NjU4MTkz/NzUtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Kristina Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>/ Night / Kill: When AirBnB Backfires</title>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>/ Night / Kill: When AirBnB Backfires</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don's back! It's not the first time that I've been kicked off of a tennis court by someone's wife.  Don discusses the pros and cons of Ring™ doorbells, AirBnBs, and combinations thereof. Also, shoutouts Ms. Dombrink ;)</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don's back! It's not the first time that I've been kicked off of a tennis court by someone's wife.  Don discusses the pros and cons of Ring™ doorbells, AirBnBs, and combinations thereof. Also, shoutouts Ms. Dombrink ;)</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2021 22:53:03 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/ePuvzIEIZxnmQCpAPu5MCiz7Izt9aIbck2Fl-ruwap0/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY3Mzc1NS8x/NjMzOTI0MzgzLWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>5699</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Just in time for Halloween, Don is here to tell us a frightening tale of NEAR DEATH and AirBnB experiences from both perspectives: host... and ill-fated guest... Spooky a.f.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just in time for Halloween, Don is here to tell us a frightening tale of NEAR DEATH and AirBnB experiences from both perspectives: host... and ill-fated guest... Spooky a.f.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Don; Tebeau; Dan; Dynamite; Diamond Don; Larry Noel; </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Need a Layer of Clay / the Soil!</title>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Need a Layer of Clay / the Soil!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Special guest Jake Darl is in the house to talk DJing frat parties, tractors, and how great we are at softball. You're going to want to check it out.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Special guest Jake Darl is in the house to talk DJing frat parties, tractors, and how great we are at softball. You're going to want to check it out.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2021 15:03:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/LynUv0X0I-DwEf5KHFnjKPJHG7UNxDc24XvpucLwI28/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY3MTc5MC8x/NjMzNzIzMzgwLWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3531</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Jacob Darling pops in to chat about Potosi, MO, softball injuries, and Phil Collins. Don't worry, it's awesome.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jacob Darling pops in to chat about Potosi, MO, softball injuries, and Phil Collins. Don't worry, it's awesome.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>DJ, frat party, softball, injury, S&amp;T opening week, farm, dogs, pond leaks, tractor</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Water Trafficking / State Lines</title>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Water Trafficking / State Lines</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/8de563a7</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Brad Hoffmeister stops in to talk vacations. His methods are... a little unorthodox. Backroads only, no map, no itinerary. I love hearing his wild adventure stories. This one is no exception.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Brad Hoffmeister stops in to talk vacations. His methods are... a little unorthodox. Backroads only, no map, no itinerary. I love hearing his wild adventure stories. This one is no exception.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2021 18:54:29 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/okD1iU47lhkIvXV6lNyigxHZPtPca37hN-GRnnOYUkg/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY2ODkxMS8x/NjMzNDc4MDY5LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3918</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Brad Hoff shows up to tell us about his new house and his old style of vacationing. Warrants aside, this trip was quite the adventure. Check him out. Also, more breakthroughs in the Bear Hunt™! You don't want to miss it!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brad Hoff shows up to tell us about his new house and his old style of vacationing. Warrants aside, this trip was quite the adventure. Check him out. Also, more breakthroughs in the Bear Hunt™! You don't want to miss it!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Michigan, Camping, Rain, Warrant, Theft, Water, Platinum Rock Legends, Iowa, Oshkosh</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Battery-powered subpoena, your Honor?... / RULED!</title>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Battery-powered subpoena, your Honor?... / RULED!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>_Didier_Dogba_ is here to set the record straight. Diamond Don and Dynamite Dan agree... Strip Clubs: not that cool. In other news, the World Cup is full of mean GERMANS, and Germans also all seem more mean than they really are. The key take away from our conversation, however, is that <em>Company 314</em> are St. Louis' true gift to the world. That's right. Not Crystal Palace, not Bob Costas... Fo' flat tires.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>_Didier_Dogba_ is here to set the record straight. Diamond Don and Dynamite Dan agree... Strip Clubs: not that cool. In other news, the World Cup is full of mean GERMANS, and Germans also all seem more mean than they really are. The key take away from our conversation, however, is that <em>Company 314</em> are St. Louis' true gift to the world. That's right. Not Crystal Palace, not Bob Costas... Fo' flat tires.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2021 18:33:58 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/3oqL8RzmU_Zteon7pMOztVvQK05Qmj69d2Dh4XPANxU/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY2NzA4Ni8x/NjMzMzA0NzY0LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>5152</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Diamond Don is back with your boy Dynamite Dan. We can't make this shit up... It's too real. We got fo' flat tires on our ride, so we ain't rollin' out nowhere. Instead, we're staying in to bring you this... #truth</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Diamond Don is back with your boy Dynamite Dan. We can't make this shit up... It's too real. We got fo' flat tires on our ride, so we ain't rollin' out nowhere. Instead, we're staying in to bring you this... #truth</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>didier, world cup, company 314, rap, hip-hop, jennings, thug lyfe, strip clubs, strippers, Jahnke, Hooker/Hikers, Crystal Palace, White Castle Crumb Trail, Conference Finals, Riverview 2003, Hazelwood West, nothing, titties</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>KELSEY!</title>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>KELSEY!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/3f82f0ca</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some links and @s:  <br><a href="https://www.kelseygarrettdraws.com/">kelseygarrettdraws.com</a>  <br>Instagram: kelsey_garrett_draws  <br>Instagram: hiking_west  </p><p>So excited to have Kelsey on the podz! This was our first attempt to run a pod ONLINE. A lot of things went really well, but we did also have a lot of technical... hiccups. The audio is not great, but it should do... There were a couple of connectivity challenges. That's just the way it is. I did my best to clean up the audio. The stories are hilarious. Kelsey is absolutely 24 Karat, and you're welcome. Deal with it! :)  Also, looking forward to having Kels back on for part 2!  </p><p>Edit: Dead serious, just got around to actually exploring Kelsey's website. I love the art so much, I could not help myself, and I bought an original 8½x11" piece: <em>Falling, 2017</em>. Can't wait to get it and frame it and hang it up in my office! Thanks, Kelsey !! </p><p>SEND IN your listener emails for Kelsey's part 2 to InOverMyHead@protonmail.com !! </p><p>PARTICIPATE!<br></p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Some links and @s:  <br><a href="https://www.kelseygarrettdraws.com/">kelseygarrettdraws.com</a>  <br>Instagram: kelsey_garrett_draws  <br>Instagram: hiking_west  </p><p>So excited to have Kelsey on the podz! This was our first attempt to run a pod ONLINE. A lot of things went really well, but we did also have a lot of technical... hiccups. The audio is not great, but it should do... There were a couple of connectivity challenges. That's just the way it is. I did my best to clean up the audio. The stories are hilarious. Kelsey is absolutely 24 Karat, and you're welcome. Deal with it! :)  Also, looking forward to having Kels back on for part 2!  </p><p>Edit: Dead serious, just got around to actually exploring Kelsey's website. I love the art so much, I could not help myself, and I bought an original 8½x11" piece: <em>Falling, 2017</em>. Can't wait to get it and frame it and hang it up in my office! Thanks, Kelsey !! </p><p>SEND IN your listener emails for Kelsey's part 2 to InOverMyHead@protonmail.com !! </p><p>PARTICIPATE!<br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2021 13:06:47 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/iAgYf4GIjrfVYzFumi0Es3IieXzpkXIxyjmu4I03s3Q/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY2NjgyNS8x/NjMzMjg3MjI3LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3362</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Our first online podcast! Kelsey is just about the coolest guest imaginable. We talk about art. We talk about automotive warranties. We talk about dick... This one is a real treat.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our first online podcast! Kelsey is just about the coolest guest imaginable. We talk about art. We talk about automotive warranties. We talk about dick... This one is a real treat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>dick, socials, art, bowling, inktober, cool, smart, interesting, neat, rolla, welding, awesome, vanlife</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Don't / Cook your Birds!</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Don't / Cook your Birds!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, this work of art, I tell you how to incorporate bird into your diet and get immediately fit as a result. I do this because I care. Here's some links associated with shit I mentioned:  </p><ul><li><a href="https://www.thermoworks.com/PP-ThermoPop?quantity=1&amp;color=9">Thermoworks Thermopop</a>. </li><li><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-Fibrox-Chefs-Knife-8-Inch/dp/B000638D32/ref=asc_df_B000638D32/?tag=hyprod-20&amp;linkCode=df0&amp;hvadid=198060092138&amp;hvpos=&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=1637865968500808044&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;hvqmt=&amp;hvdev=c&amp;hvdvcmdl=&amp;hvlocint=&amp;hvlocphy=9022831&amp;hvtargid=pla-318309867486&amp;psc=1">Victorinox Fibrox 8" Cheffy</a>. </li><li><a href="http://www.foodprotect.org/issues/packets/2012packet/attachments/iii_018__all.pdf">Food Safety Stuff</a>. </li><li><a href="https://www.nesd.k12.pa.us/Page/2379">Additional Important Safety Information</a>. </li></ul><p><br></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, this work of art, I tell you how to incorporate bird into your diet and get immediately fit as a result. I do this because I care. Here's some links associated with shit I mentioned:  </p><ul><li><a href="https://www.thermoworks.com/PP-ThermoPop?quantity=1&amp;color=9">Thermoworks Thermopop</a>. </li><li><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-Fibrox-Chefs-Knife-8-Inch/dp/B000638D32/ref=asc_df_B000638D32/?tag=hyprod-20&amp;linkCode=df0&amp;hvadid=198060092138&amp;hvpos=&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=1637865968500808044&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;hvqmt=&amp;hvdev=c&amp;hvdvcmdl=&amp;hvlocint=&amp;hvlocphy=9022831&amp;hvtargid=pla-318309867486&amp;psc=1">Victorinox Fibrox 8" Cheffy</a>. </li><li><a href="http://www.foodprotect.org/issues/packets/2012packet/attachments/iii_018__all.pdf">Food Safety Stuff</a>. </li><li><a href="https://www.nesd.k12.pa.us/Page/2379">Additional Important Safety Information</a>. </li></ul><p><br></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2021 23:54:35 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>We'll talk about how to make bird consumption a part of your life without making you want to eat razor blades. I tell the folks about our new email addy and f/b page... this will CHANGE your LIFE!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We'll talk about how to make bird consumption a part of your life without making you want to eat razor blades. I tell the folks about our new email addy and f/b page... this will CHANGE your LIFE!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Wallace / Analyzes Easy Questions</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's not everyday that two individuals come along who know the answers to not one, but ALL of the questions... In this episode, Wallace and I break the record for most number of important questions answered with perfect accuracy in under 36 minutes. You're not going to want to miss these valuable insights. #LifeChanging #Rammstein</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2021 02:11:38 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Wallace and I finally get around to doing the Lord's work: We take on 7 of the top 10 questions... IN THE WORLD. And we answer them 100% accurately. You're welcome!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wallace and I finally get around to doing the Lord's work: We take on 7 of the top 10 questions... IN THE WORLD. And we answer them 100% accurately. You're welcome!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Run / by an Oldsmobile</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Run / by an Oldsmobile</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm so happy to invite one of my best buddies to the podcast this time. It's Joff, my college roommate and buddy to this day. In college, he was up to some crazy antics, and still today, he's up to some wild shit... just a little less wild. I'm thrilled to have him on to talk about any and all of it. You definitely don't want to miss this one!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm so happy to invite one of my best buddies to the podcast this time. It's Joff, my college roommate and buddy to this day. In college, he was up to some crazy antics, and still today, he's up to some wild shit... just a little less wild. I'm thrilled to have him on to talk about any and all of it. You definitely don't want to miss this one!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:summary>Joffroi, my one and only dorm roommate, not to mention good friend... came by to dissect the pertinent stories of the week: we give you the only unbiased take on Rolla Police, toothbrush retention, explosives, and of course the Jurassic period.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joffroi, my one and only dorm roommate, not to mention good friend... came by to dissect the pertinent stories of the week: we give you the only unbiased take on Rolla Police, toothbrush retention, explosives, and of course the Jurassic period.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>9 Summers at Cl / leaf Ranch</title>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>9 Summers at Cl / leaf Ranch</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nathan and I cover difficult topics like what Voldemort was doing on the moon and cults. The Bear Hunt sees some breakthrough developments... and we talk about parents. Don't miss it!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nathan and I cover difficult topics like what Voldemort was doing on the moon and cults. The Bear Hunt sees some breakthrough developments... and we talk about parents. Don't miss it!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2021 19:32:57 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/HB4BpAygBvXY4YE6uHs-b1tzxkmy7XeJzwibxbHeWyM/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY1NDY0Mi8x/NjMyMDk3OTc3LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
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      <itunes:summary>Nathan Z stops in to chat about space, childhood, and fashion. This is a good one! Check it outtt.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nathan Z stops in to chat about space, childhood, and fashion. This is a good one! Check it outtt.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Summer Camp, algae, Arrival, Apollo 11, Apollo 13, Apollo 18</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>By demand, here's an episode / 1 hour.</title>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>By demand, here's an episode / 1 hour.</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Never forget that evil permeates all we do. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Never forget that evil permeates all we do. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2021 20:24:23 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/OQVzBslRb9VniX0Ea06C70NWnMAVtTfSj4F7nvSeCDI/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY1MzkxMy8x/NjMxOTI4MjYzLWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>4454</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>My good friend Terry comes by to talk about all sorts of things including, but not limited to, golf, grilling, and beer. It's a great time. Don't miss out!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>My good friend Terry comes by to talk about all sorts of things including, but not limited to, golf, grilling, and beer. It's a great time. Don't miss out!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>beer, brewing, guys, girls, </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Coaches feud / their "equipment".</title>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Coaches feud / their "equipment".</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Imagine... the sun is low against the horizon. A gentle haze descends upon the pitch. Two teams, at war. No athletic contest could decide this battle... how will it end? Don reveals the conclusion of this epic showdown. Don't miss it!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Imagine... the sun is low against the horizon. A gentle haze descends upon the pitch. Two teams, at war. No athletic contest could decide this battle... how will it end? Don reveals the conclusion of this epic showdown. Don't miss it!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2021 12:37:29 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/6v7UUbyYdnooaRIjc6IMYqJJ9Xn7ZEk1VpmGz0Eavv8/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY0ODQ3My8x/NjMxNDY4MjQ5LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3330</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>DON TEBEAU returns for part II. YES, we discuss the coach with his ding dong out. We also recount stories of epic rap battles with small time criminals in small town Missouri. Don't forget to listen.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>DON TEBEAU returns for part II. YES, we discuss the coach with his ding dong out. We also recount stories of epic rap battles with small time criminals in small town Missouri. Don't forget to listen.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>Don Tebeau, dick, soccer, referee, rap battle, kirksville, college</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Jimmy Came / to Chat</title>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Jimmy Came / to Chat</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's our 10,000 subscriber special!!! Jimmy comes by to answer all my questions, play some games, and then help me with some user questions... Including some from "Bear". Can't wait to see what he or she has to say this time!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's our 10,000 subscriber special!!! Jimmy comes by to answer all my questions, play some games, and then help me with some user questions... Including some from "Bear". Can't wait to see what he or she has to say this time!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2021 15:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/mTbYPWspixld9f_wD7DPCp3ShcfjowLmDGKIs2JaGmc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY0Nzc0MS8x/NjMxMzAxNzU4LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
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      <itunes:summary>Jimmy comes by to chat about bass, baseball, and when to wear a helmet. He's a little far from the mic at times, so put on your ear glasses.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jimmy comes by to chat about bass, baseball, and when to wear a helmet. He's a little far from the mic at times, so put on your ear glasses.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>music, bass, concert, live band, craigslist, baseball, helmet, tornado, game, would you rather</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <title>Contr / sial Emails!</title>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Contr / sial Emails!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Take a listen... it's cozy!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Take a listen... it's cozy!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2021 21:52:49 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/LmtX2kPXNK9ufWLH1KFJPauKbsDc4YQBIUw5cIpW6VI/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY0NjIxOC8x/NjMxMTU1OTY5LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1694</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>I finally open up about my time with CZJ. An email controversy erupts... will it spell the end of the podcast?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I finally open up about my time with CZJ. An email controversy erupts... will it spell the end of the podcast?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>controversy, Catherine Zeta-Jones, troll</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" img="https://img.transistor.fm/-vw9-rTxn-c_uVeXuJF5xYEVj6ZeQGWokMGSti8Bllc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:800/h:800/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9wZXJz/b24vNzc5YTk0MDIt/NTE3OC00YTEyLWFh/MzEtZDM2NTU1NDc0/ZGNlLzE2NjU4MTkw/NDYtaW1hZ2UuanBn.jpg">Dan Turner</podcast:person>
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      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Don may be / qualified for this</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/867c7c97</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This episode is great. You're not going to be disappointed.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This episode is great. You're not going to be disappointed.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2021 17:08:08 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Dan Turner</author>
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      <itunes:author>Dan Turner</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://img.transistor.fm/K351ZCsetKji6RX16Fk7sl9NpcsfTCM6rA-tCDT0O6M/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9lcGlz/b2RlLzY0MzcyMS8x/NjMwOTY2MDg4LWFy/dHdvcmsuanBn.jpg"/>
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      <itunes:summary>Don Tebeau shares his thoughts on the Cahokia soccer riot epidemic. We talk about our epic experiences as tennis doubles phenoms for THE McCluer North College Preparatory Academy. And as always, I'll respond to my listener's emails. You don't want to miss this one.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:summary>Special Guest Jet Dee discusses the ethics of mating with alien species... We play a game... and in everyone's favorite segment, I respond, as always to emails from my listeners. It's sure to be a blast. Don't miss out!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special Guest Jet Dee discusses the ethics of mating with alien species... We play a game... and in everyone's favorite segment, I respond, as always to emails from my listeners. It's sure to be a blast. Don't miss out!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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