Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 03 March 2026.

Notes:

• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.
• Sylvester "Do You Wanna Funk"
• IMDB page for this episode.
• Cheeta the Chimp.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 01 April 2025.

Notes:

• Sorry, Karen O—we’ll try to watch your recommended episode next time.
• Food graciously provided by BA.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 18 February 2025.

Notes:

• After almost a year away, we’re back!
• Hello to Monisha, Mia, Josh, Coachie, Karen, and anybody else who listens.

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Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 02 April 2024.

Notes:

• Ginger Snaps
• Roxy
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 14 November 2023.

Notes:

• Handsome Martine Beswick was in a couple of Bond movies.
• Director Mankiewicz cowrote the screenplay for Live and Let Die.
• CAPS LOCK!
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast. Thank you, followers!

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 09 May 2023.

Notes:

• This episode was interminable and mental.
• Jill St. John!
• Natalie Wood!
• Insanity.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 03 January 2023.

• Richard Schull at Lieutenant Backe.
• Melissa Steinberg (probably the name of a few people we went to school with, and) as Darlene.
• Julie Cobb as Scotty McClain, with a high Rooster factor.

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Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 22 November 2022.

Notes:

• French Britney.
• Jiffy Corn Muffin mix, proud sponsor of the show.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 04 October 2022.

Notes:

• Jameson Parker! According to Wikipedia, he was shot(!) in an altercation regarding dog deuce. Also, he went to Beloit College!
• Tiger Pops: https://www.candynation.com/tiger-pops
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 02 August 2022.

Notes:

• Product 19 cereal by Kellogg’s. Advertisement.
• James Hong, professional Old Asian Man.
• The frogurt is also cursed.
• Worst acting: Frances Fong as the shopkeeper.
• Dropbox link to notes and maybe some other stuff.
• Nick with Ben Zobrist and his convertible Cutlass.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 05 July 2022.

Notes:

• Joey Pants!!
• Styx! Something called “Half-Penny Two-Penny/A.D. 1958.”
• Actual fashion designer Michaele Vollbracht.
• Tanya Roberts is sadly dead.
• Lois Chiles, who plays Scottie/Mary Scott, was Holly Goodhead in Moonraker!
• Photo of Nick’s notes and maybe other stuff.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 21 June 2022.

Notes:

• Creepy lawyer dude was on a million TV shows, including a subsequent H2H episode (we’ll see if Wacky spots him—she’s good at that sort of thing).
• Cy Curnin. Less Cities, More Moving People. Secret Separation. Built For the Future.
• Other people have noticed the Brad Pitt eating thing.
• Scooby Do music. 
• Photo of Nick’s notes and maybe other stuff.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 03 May 2022.

Notes:

• Robert “Big Bird” Wagner running!
• Allyn Ann McLerie as Pearl, aka Britney Spears/Cyndi Lauper.
• Greasy Mel Brooks was in several episodes of “BJ and the Bear” playing a character called “Bullets.”
• Nick’s Notes for this Episode (and maybe some screenshots, eventually).
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 12 April 2022.

Notes:

• Stephanie “Staphanie” Blackmore
• Dolph Sweet and Nell Carter
• Nick’s Notes for this Episode (and maybe some screenshots, eventually).
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded at AH2HH2H HQ on 15 March 2022.

Notes:

• Diet Adam Ant was Michael Des Barres! (He was a sad substitute for Robert Palmer in Power Station at Live Aid.) 
• Doing it to Death by James Brown.
• Nick’s Notes for this Episode (and maybe some screenshots).
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recording at AH2HH2H HQ on 22 February 2022.

Notes:

• THE WIFE IS THE SAME ACTRESS WHO WAS LOUISE IN “DEATH IN THE SLOW LANE”! Andra Akers!
• Star Trek Next Generation’s Riker was Baby Robert Urich!
• Debra Clinger was Baby Erin Gray. She was also on a couple episodes of The Love Boat, and in Michael J. Fox’s first movie.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recording at AH2HH2H HQ on 25 January 2022.

Notes:

• Various pix from the show.
• Nick’s socks.
• Speed Buggy!
• Jack Riley, the Rumpled PI, was in a lot of stuff.
• Howdy Doody was played by Kenneth Kimmins, who was also in a lot of stuff you’ve seen.
• The pretty office manager actor, Cynthia Sikes played a character called Jingles Lodestar(!) in the greatly-titled “Big Shamus, Little Shamus.”
• The great Elaine Joyce played “Rob.”
• David Crosbosity side-hair dude.
• Bonus Track: A special feature on the little delicious yellow Mercedes-Benz!
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recording at AH2HH2H HQ on 26 December 2021.

Notes:

• Marci is played by the recognizable Karen Carlson.
• US Soccer goalie Tim Howard: The guest actor and the real Tim Howard.
• Budget Rutger Hauer as Milo Vitt (Milo Vitt?!?!).
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Recorded 16 December 2021.

Notes:

• Photos referred to in this discussion are here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/8qmy7jdr7d3mdbb/AAB9_xIfIZHoi8FsBcUI15-Fa?dl=0
• The ingredients of The Dry Look, and some pix of the can. 
• Kathleen Lloyd was Psycho Silverman.
• Mimi Maynard played the great Deanne.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.

Notes:

• Kathleen Lloyd was Psycho Silverman in this episode. She’s been in everything, but the main thing Nick remembers her from is a recurring role on Magnum, P. I.
• Mimi Maynard plays the great Deanne. Good news—apparently Deanne appears in a lot of episodes.
• You actually can hear the tiny squeak/chirp of the drinking bird, if you totally crank the volume.
• Our Instagram account: h2hh2hpcast.
• Mr. Jaws.
• The ingredients of The Dry Look, and some pix of the can. Toxic!

Notes:

• This was actually Episode 2 of the series (not Episode 4, as Nick said—we’re blaming Roku’s metadata for getting it wrong).
• Wacky correctly called in on the drunken shipmate-friend dude. The actor is Nicholas Pryor, who was apparently in almost every TV show.
• Red, red wine.
• Decent collage.

Notes:

• Lurch-like duder Gregory Sierra was on Barney Miller—he was Detective Sergeant Chano Amengual on Barney Miller.
• Becky Gonzalez was Lupe in Night Shift. She died in 2007 at age 52.
• Grace Zabriskie is probably a very nice lady, but she has creepy bone structure.
• Backe's Homesteader High-School Hairdo: View 1
• Backe's Homesteader High-School Hairdo: View 2

The Love Boat-esque all-star guest cast includes:

• David Doyle (Bosley!)
• Ron Glass (from Barney Miller)
• Bernie Kopell (Doc from The Love Boat) as Farkiss
• Florence Henderson!
• Skip Stephenson!

• Magician Harry Blackstone Jr.
• Creeper Bruce Glover has been on one episode of almost every show ever, and he was a henchman in Diamonds Are Forever!
• Vickie
• Dig these various screenshots of stuff we talk about in this episode.

• Here's the hideous Jennifer Hart shirt.
• Randy Gray is not Adam Rich.
• Dee Wallace plays Connie. She was the mom in E.T. (or so I’m told by Wacky)!
• BIll Lucking was a lunk in almost every TV show ever.

If you want a sticker with the AH2HH2H logo, please contact us with your mailing address: theh2hh2h@gmail.com

• Cheekbone lady Fiona Lewis 
• Mummy intel 
• A Mummy How-to Guide
• Anubis

Anybody with expert information on how, specifically, Egyptian mummies were wrapped can contact us: theh2hh2h@gmail.com

Editor’s Note/Caution to our Listener(s): We gently discourage you from listening to this episode—it’s a comedy of errors.

Nick failed to actually record special guest Michael Growler's audio feed (THE BOTCH!), so you really cannot hear his excellent contributions. Rather than edit around that, though, we’ve left the episode as-is, to serve as a monument to my shame and incompetence on this night: Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Also, the episode itself was brutal, and watching it on DailyMotion was brutal (thanks in part to the barrage of Torrid Curves ads and their aggressive music). 

Some ephemera from this episode:

• Wacky’s beautiful cupcakes, which we taste-test during the episode to unlock the Devil’s Food Cake mystery.
• Michael’s dynamite custom swag.

Record 20 July 2021. (Happy birthday, Julie Anastos.)

We now have an e-mail address! Contrary to what we say in the episode, it is: theh2hh2h@gmail.com

(Can you believe that “ah2hh2h@gmail.com” was taken??)

Caution to our Listener(s): We genuinely discourage you from watching this episode yourself—it’s brutal.

Some ephemera from this episode:

• Dark-chocolate-covered orange peels
• Writers of the episode were Sidney Sheldon and Lawrence Hertzog. 
• Devil’s Food Cake.
• The nerdy, fascinating science of the Drinking Lucky Bird.
• Shout-out to the late Nancy Bleier, who played FBI Agent/fake-nurse Nancy Winston.

Here are Wacky's visual exhibits from this episode (mustaches, cars, artwork, ruined cake): https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wbsq8dbklf7570e/AAApnHv2WrpZ0l86PSHxc3ora?dl=0

Record 08 July 2021. (Happy birthday, Biche! and Mary Luby.)

I guess famous people have already remade the intro to Hart to Hart.

Here's the "sonnet" meme that Nick referenced at the end of the episode.

Here's a link to some lame screenshots to try to show you the cars mentioned in the episode.

Recorded 29 June 2021.

Night Horrors first aired on January 22, 1980 (happy 13th birthday, Coach!).

Here are a couple images of The Dry Look: 

https://live.staticflickr.com/5713/23504374482_916b2d381c_b.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/25/85/19/258519cf0c0cc5079095dc60741b93b7.jpg

We were supposed to include something else in the Show Notes, but I forget now what it was....

Recorded 15 June 2021.