Happening in Upland

Happening in Upland: Lemonade Dreams and Budget Nightmares

The Happening Network — Tue, 26 May 2026 18:09:25 -0700

Dive into the latest headlines with "Happening in Upland," your essential guide to the local news, culture, and occasional chaos of the "City of Gracious Living." This episode, hosts Mark and Joleen tackle the $1.1 million city budget gap and the staggering $8.5 million deficit facing the Upland Unified School District, proving that local governance is currently more sour than a citrus grove. We share everything you need to know about the upcoming Upland Lemon Festival in historic downtown, from the "Lemon Idol" vocal contest to the questionable glory of deep-fried lemonade. Between discussing a wild foot chase across the 210 freeway and a rock-throwing vandal, we find time for a classic steakhouse review of the iconic Magic Lamp Inn and an update on the Upland Highlanders' playoff run. Whether you're navigating the construction on Foothill Boulevard or trying to snag one of the few homes left in this red-hot real estate market, we provide a balanced, slightly cynical look at the 909 that keeps you informed without the sugar-coating.

Happening in Upland: 100 Years of Tea and The Great Paving of 2026

The Happening Network — Mon, 18 May 2026 12:45:49 -0700

Join Mark and Joleen for the May 18, 2026, episode of "Happening in Upland," where we bridge the gap between local reverence and the sweltering reality of Inland Empire living. This week, we explore the debut of the UplandConnect app--the city's new digital "scream into the void" for reporting potholes--and celebrate a full century of history with the Upland Woman's Club centennial at their North Second Avenue clubhouse. We dive into the City Council's latest $1.1 million budget hurdles, the rebranding of Upland Junior High into a creative arts academy, and the "Butterflies in May" nature program that has Joleen checking her catalytic converter. From the Highlanders' impressive CIF baseball playoff victory to a culinary review of the "Black and Bleu" burger at The Heights Restaurant & Bar, we cover the high notes and the logistical headaches of our community. Stay informed on the $14 million Foothill Boulevard "rehabilitation" project, the shifting $719k real estate market, and why you should probably dodge the Memorial Day crowds at Red Hill Park. It's the essential weekly guide to life in the City of Gracious Living, served with a balanced perspective and just enough edge to keep it honest.

Happening in Upland: Millionaires, Magic, and Meat

The Happening Network — Mon, 11 May 2026 12:56:49 -0700

Welcome to the May 11, 2026, edition of Happening in Upland, where the only thing hotter than the 94-degree Inland Empire heat is the $32 million SuperLotto Plus ticket recently sold at the Circle K on East Foothill. Hosts Mark and Joleen provide a grounded yet refreshingly honest look at a week of extremes, balancing the envy of local lottery millionaires with the reality of ice cream shop robberies and high-stakes police chases. This episode dives into the prestigious California Distinguished School honors for Upland High and the impressive academic feats at U-College Academy, while offering a sobering perspective on the $4 million real estate market in San Antonio Heights and the looming traffic headaches on 14th Street. Whether you're looking for a recap of the Highlanders' CIF playoff runs, a review of the rustic vibes at the historic Buffalo Inn, or a guide to this weekend's Color Fun Run and magic shows, we deliver the essential local news with just enough edge to keep it real and just enough wit to survive the commute.

Happening in Upland: Rainy Mondays and Real Estate Nightmares

The Happening Network — Mon, 04 May 2026 17:59:19 -0700

Navigate the daily grind of the Inland Empire with Mark and Joleen as they deliver a grounded, slightly cynical look at everything *Happening in Upland*. In this episode, we tackle the unseasonal May rain and the city's latest "beautification" projects while diving into the high-stakes baseball rivalry between Upland High and Etiwanda. We balance a candid review of the cheese-heavy Argentinian pizzas at Toro Y Pampa with the sobering reality of local property crime and the skyrocketing real estate market north of the 210. Whether you're dodging construction on Alpine, prepping for AP exams, or just trying to find a Mother's Day reservation that isn't at a 3:00 PM Denny's, tune in for the essential city updates you need to survive the traffic and the heat.

Happening in Upland: Speed Dating, Hawaiian BBQ, and the 800k Bungalow

The Happening Network — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 00:31:55 -0700

Join Mark and Joleen on Happening in Upland as they navigate the practical realities and occasional absurdities of life in San Bernardino County. In this episode, we break down everything from the $13.2 million Foothill Boulevard construction project and the latest City Council finance meetings to the high-stakes world of LGBTQ+ speed dating at Back To The Grind. We provide a balanced look at Upland's current landscape, including a deep dive into the $827,000 median home price, local crime statistics, and a much-needed celebration of Upland High varsity sports. Whether you're looking for a review of the new L&L Hawaiian BBQ, tracking the 210 freeway "incidents," or planning your weekend at the Red Hill Park May Day celebration and the Epic Events Center rodeo, we deliver the essential local news with just enough dry wit to keep things interesting. Tune in for your weekly dose of community updates, weather forecasts, and the honest truth about surviving the suburban simulation in the Inland Empire.

Happening in Upland: Potholes, Pints, and Pre-Lemon Fest Panic

The Happening Network — Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:13:23 -0700

This week on Happening in Upland, Mark and Joleen dive into the specific brand of suburban chaos that defines life in the Inland Empire. We break down the irony of the city's unexpected budget surplus while local schools hunt for spare change under the sofa cushions, and explore the strange rise in fragrance thefts--because apparently, Upland's criminals want to smell like lavender while breaking into your Honda. From a review of the refreshingly literal "New Indian Restaurant" on Foothill to a preview of Upland High's varsity baseball clash with Damien, we cover the local news that actually impacts your commute and your sanity. We also tackle the $13 million "rehabilitation" of Route 66, the stagnant reality of the local real estate market, and why you definitely need to get your food truck applications in for the Moonlight and Music series by today's deadline. Join us for a balanced look at the city we love to complain about, where the mountain views are great, the school board meetings are performance art, and anything is still better than living in Ontario.

Happening in Upland: The Budget Blues and Baseball Bruises

The Happening Network — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 10:28:03 -0700

Navigate the "City of Gracious Living" with the April 13, 2026, episode of Happening in Upland, where we tackle the reality of living among $13 million road projects and a $1.1 million budget shortfall. Hosts Mark and Joleen break down the headlines that matter, from the serious crime reports on North Benson to the "involuntary car-sharing" reality of local vehicle theft rates in the 91786 area. We balance the grit with the good, celebrating Upland High's 2026 California Distinguished School honor and reviewing the legendary "Old School" sub at The Deli on 2nd Avenue. Stay informed on the local real estate squeeze, upcoming Highlander baseball and softball matchups, and why your backyard might soon inherit a neighbor's trampoline during this week's breezy weather. It's an honest, slightly cynical, yet essential look at Upland's local news, infrastructure updates, and community events that keep this city moving--even when the Foothill Boulevard construction won't let you.

Happening in Upland: Bridge Blues and Easter Sunday Speedsters

The Happening Network — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 16:10:32 -0700

Join Mark and Joleen on *Happening in Upland* for a grounded yet candid look at life in the Inland Empire, where the air is thick and the traffic is thicker. This episode covers the April 6, 2026, kickoff of the $91 million Mission Boulevard Bridge replacement project, a three-year endeavor set to test every driver's patience. We break down the holiday weekend's high-speed car chase drama, celebrate Upland High baseball's recent scoring spree, and track a shifting weather forecast that promises rain after a record-breaking heat streak. From the skyrocketing costs of North Upland real estate to local weekend events like the American Cornhole Organization major at Pro-Five Brewing, we offer a balanced perspective on the local news, sports, and daily "shitshows" that define our city. Subscribe for an honest take on the community we love to complain about, and get the essential updates you need to navigate another week in Upland.

Happening in Upland: Route 66 Murals and Cracker Crust Controversies

The Happening Network — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 13:51:37 -0700

Join Mark and Joleen on Happening in Upland as they navigate the fine line between local pride and the daily frustrations of life in the Inland Empire. This episode dives into the 2026 Route 66 Centennial celebrations and the upcoming water tower mural, while balancing the city's charm with a serious look at recent police stop data and Upland High School's prestigious "California Distinguished School" recognition. From the "cracker crust" religious wars at Petrilli's Pizza to the skyrocketing real estate market and the inevitable construction headaches on Foothill Boulevard, we deliver a witty yet grounded look at the headlines actually affecting your neighborhood. Whether you're dodging a March heatwave or just trying to survive the drive-thru at In-N-Out, tune in for an honest, balanced perspective on everything that makes Upland both a "glorified desert" and a place we're proud to call home.

Happening in Upland: Distinguished Schools and Distinguishable Traffic

The Happening Network — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 12:31:29 -0700

Join Mark and Joleen on *Happening in Upland* for a grounded, slightly sharp-edged look at the Inland Empire news that actually impacts your commute and your community. In this March 23, 2026 episode, we celebrate Upland High School's prestigious California Distinguished School award while bracing for a record-breaking 90-degree spring heatwave and the ongoing $13.2 million Foothill Boulevard construction saga. We provide an insider's preview of the State of the City address at Kahramana Restaurant, break down the latest local crime reports involving high-speed chases and mail theft, and analyze why Upland's median home price has hit a staggering $826,500. Whether you're looking for the best boba at Sunright Tea Studio, tracking Highlander varsity sports, or planning a weekend at the Wistaria Festival and Ace's Corner Lounge, we offer the essential, balanced guide to navigating life in the city we love almost as much as we hate the traffic on Euclid.

Happening in Upland: The 97-Degree March Nightmare

The Happening Network — Wed, 18 Mar 2026 06:06:58 -0700

Welcome to a blistering edition of Happening in Upland, where the March heat is hitting triple digits and the Tesla Superchargers on Arrow Route are currently doubling as a monument to failed paperwork. Hosts Mark and Joleen navigate the week's highs and lows, from the bureaucratic "rounding error" stalling local EV charging to the $13 million construction headache on Foothill Boulevard that's testing everyone's sanity. It's not all scorched earth and traffic cones, though; the duo celebrates record-breaking graduation rates at UUSD, standout student achievements, and the new "Nashville vibe" at Kings Brewing--even if they can't quite agree on whether a beer slushie is a stroke of genius or a culinary crime. Between sobering reports on local crime and the reality of an $829,000 median home price, this episode offers a grounded, honest look at why life in Upland remains a beautiful, expensive, and currently very sweaty mess.

Happening in Upland: Heat Waves, High Stakes, and High Rises

The Happening Network — Mon, 09 Mar 2026 18:20:25 -0700

Navigate the local chaos with Happening in Upland, your essential guide to surviving and thriving in the City of Gracious Living. In this episode, hosts Mark and Joleen break down the latest from the March 2026 City Council meeting and the Upland Unified School District's "Great Eight" school restructuring, while offering a blunt reality check on the city's spike in vehicle thefts. Whether you're looking for a candid review of the sea bass at The Heights Restaurant, tracking Upland High School baseball's spring momentum, or bracing for a record-breaking 94-degree March heatwave, we deliver the local intel you actually care about. From the $800,000 real estate grind to the permanent maze of orange cones on Foothill Boulevard, we cut through the civic noise with just enough grit to keep it honest. Tune in for the news, stay for the survival tips, and remember to subscribe--because in Upland, if you aren't paying attention, you're probably just stuck in traffic on Euclid.

Happening in Upland: Shelters, Sourdough, and Sarcastic Spirits

The Happening Network — Tue, 03 Mar 2026 06:59:29 -0800

Join Mark and Joleen for a candid look at the real-life chaos and community spirit defining Upland, California, in this episode of *Happening in Upland* for March 3, 2026. This week, we navigate the bureaucratic "foreplay" of the City Council's latest unhoused roundtable, the persistent budget gaps leading to new development fees, and why the "City of Gracious Living" currently feels more like the city of gracious traffic cones thanks to the massive rehabilitation projects on Foothill Boulevard and the I-10. We dive into the Upland Unified School District's taco-fueled technology summits, the "unconventional" local crime trends involving freeway sprints, and the high-stakes reality of an $800,000 median home price. Whether you're looking for the latest Highlanders sports scores, a preview of the upcoming Upland Irish Festival, or just a recommendation for the best sourdough in a construction zone, we offer a balanced, slightly cynical, and thoroughly local perspective on the news and noise making headlines in our backyard.

Happening in Upland: Potholes, Property Spikes, and Puberty Pains

The Happening Network — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 08:57:23 -0800

Get the unfiltered lowdown on Upland, California, with Mark and Joleen as they navigate the local landscape on Monday, February 23rd, 2026. In this episode of "Happening in Upland," we dive into the latest City Council drama on Euclid, analyze a confusing shift in local crime trends where property theft is down but violent incidents are rising, and highlight the surprisingly organized student club scene at Upland Unified School District. From a glowing review of the new family-owned Indian restaurant on East Foothill to the frustrating realities of the Inland Empire real estate market--where ambitious list prices are clashing with realistic sold values--we cover the news that actually affects your wallet and your commute. Stay informed on the unseasonable 80-degree February heatwave, the never-ending Foothill Boulevard construction project, and upcoming community highlights like the Mazatlan Banda Fest and Upland High School sports showdowns. It's essential local news delivered with a side of dry sarcasm and a healthy dose of reality for anyone trying to survive and thrive in the City of Gracious Living.

Happening in Upland: Presidents Day Protests and the Eternal Construction Hell

The Happening Network — Mon, 16 Feb 2026 11:34:12 -0800

Welcome to *Happening in Upland*, the local news podcast that treats life in the Inland Empire with the mixture of community pride and mild exasperation it deserves. Join hosts Mark and Joleen as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic mess of our city--from the massive student walkouts hitting the Southland and the tragic reality of local road safety to the "elevated" pub fare at Rescue Brewery in Historic Downtown. We cut through the noise of the never-ending I-10 construction and those permanent art installations known as orange cones to bring you a balanced look at Upland's real estate market, high school sports, and the specific misery of a rainy Monday in the IE. Whether you're looking for a realistic take on local politics or just want to know where to find a dog-friendly beer, we offer an honest, slightly edgy, and occasionally witty perspective on the headlines that actually matter to the people living between the 210 and the 10. Subscribe for your weekly dose of Upland reality, served with a side of cynical sunshine and a lot of heart.

Happening in Upland: Potholes, Pucks, and Public Nuisances

The Happening Network — Mon, 09 Feb 2026 14:34:53 -0800

Welcome to Happening in Upland, the local podcast where hosts Mark and Joleen navigate the "City of Gracious Living" with a healthy dose of realism and just enough caffeine to survive the 10 freeway. In this February 9, 2026, episode, we break down the Upland Unified School District's high-tech athletic field renovation and Mayor Bill Velto's optimistic take on the $13.2 million Foothill Boulevard construction nightmare. We dive into the week's more bizarre headlines including the "Mickey Bandits" burglary and a high-speed chase involving local teens, before pivoting to UUSD's "Career Pathways" and the latest Highlander sports updates. Whether you're looking for Valentine's Day plans at Bullwinkle's and Wicked Cow Burgers or trying to make sense of Upland's cutthroat $800,000 real estate market, we provide the essential local news and cynical commentary you need to stay informed in the Inland Empire.

Happening in Upland: Skateboarding, Bibles, and the Curse of Foothill Boulevard

The Happening Network — Mon, 02 Feb 2026 13:35:11 -0800

Welcome to Happening in Upland, the local podcast that delivers an honest, unfiltered look at life in the heart of the Inland Empire. In this episode for February 2026, hosts Mark and Joleen navigate the "concrete hellscape" to bring you the latest on the Pipeline Upland Memorial Skate Park, a fascinating piece of local history involving clandestine Bible smuggling, and the reality of the city's recent crime reports. We balance the scales with essential updates on Upland Unified school trips, a spotlight on Highlander sports, and a much-needed guide to surviving the Santa Ana winds and the perpetual construction on Foothill Boulevard. Whether you're looking for weekend plans at the Downtown Farmers' Market, craving a schnitzel at The Stein Haus, or seeking a reality check on the local real estate market, we provide the insights you need with just enough edge to keep it real. Subscribe for your weekly dose of Upland news, served with a side of grit and a hint of caffeinated cynicism.

Happening in Upland: Tesla Troubles and Unsolicited Opinions

The Happening Network — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 14:53:55 -0800

On this episode of Happening in Upland, your guide to the pleasant living and questionable choices of Upland, CA, we dissect the bureaucratic absurdity behind the ongoing shutdown of the giant Tesla Supercharger station on Arrow Route by San Bernardino County. We also check in on the soul-crushing 'progress' of the I-10 Express Lanes project and a wild high-speed police chase that found its dramatic conclusion in our city. It's not all traffic and crime, though; we celebrate Upland High School senior Nora Maung's impressive Jack Kent Cooke Scholarship nomination and preview a week of intense sports rivalries against Rancho Cucamonga and Etiwanda. Plus, we give our take on local favorite Hitch Burger Grill, dive into the latest unsettling Upland real estate numbers, and find out about community events from speed dating to classical concerts. Tune in for your weekly dose of local news, served with a side of unimpressed commentary.

Happening in Upland: Council Quibbles and Real Estate Riddles

The Happening Network — Mon, 19 Jan 2026 16:54:34 -0800

Welcome to "Happening in Upland," your guide to what's sort of, maybe, kind of going on in the City of Gracious Living. This week, join hosts Mark and Joleen as they dissect a blissfully uneventful Upland city council meeting, a surprisingly silent police blotter, and a school district that's just... schooling. For our Upland food review, we find a reliable burger at The Heights Restaurant and Bar, and in sports, we break down a nail-biter loss for the Upland High Highlanders basketball team. We'll also help you plan your week with the community calendar, from local sound baths to library storytime. We cover the painfully pleasant Southern California weather, the eternal mystery of traffic cones, and a confusing deep dive into the Upland real estate market. It's the essential local news podcast for anyone navigating our lovely, boring, and bewilderingly expensive town.

Happening In Upland: The Oreo Robbery and Real Estate Lies

The Happening Network — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 14:16:25 -0800

Happening in Upland is your essential weekly guide to everything you love, and love to complain about, in the City of Gracious Living. Join hosts Mark and Joleen for a balanced, no-nonsense look at what matters most to Upland, California residents. From the latest City Council decisions (or lack thereof) and strange stories from the police blotter, to practical updates on the local real estate market, road construction, Upland Unified School District news, and the weekend weather forecast. Each episode also highlights local businesses, previews Upland High Highlanders sports, and provides a rundown of community events. Whether it's a baffling crime involving ice cream or the sudden appearance of a new traffic cone, if it's happening in Upland, you'll hear about it here.

Happening in Upland: New Year, New Nonsense

The Happening Network — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 13:08:02 -0800

Tune into Happening in Upland, your essential weekly guide to the city's municipal minutiae, delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm and thinly veiled affection. This week, hosts Mark and Joleen kick off 2026 by wading through the latest local news so you don't have to. We cover the bizarre story of avian flu hitting upland gamebirds, a surprisingly quiet Upland crime report, and what's new in the Upland Unified School District as students return from break. Plus, we give our take on the classic 24/7 diner NORMS, try to decipher the Upland High School sports calendar, and preview upcoming community events from the Farmers' Market to Chamber of Commerce networking. We'll also break down the aggressively pleasant weather forecast, the never-ending Foothill Boulevard construction, and the frankly confusing Upland real estate market. For a balanced, unfiltered look at what's really going on in Upland, California, this is your podcast.

Happening in Upland: The New Year's Eve Pre-Game Show

The Happening Network — Tue, 30 Dec 2025 23:13:42 -0800

This week on Happening in Upland, we dissect the suspiciously quiet week between Christmas and New Year's in the City of Gracious Living. Join us as we explore why the Upland City Council decided to clock out early for the year, celebrate the festive holiday lull in our local crime rate, and raise a skeptical eyebrow at the Upland Unified School District's ambitious 'Vision 2030' plan. We also investigate the mysterious 'Secret Sauce' at a new Japanese Katsu spot, analyze a post-holiday beatdown for the Upland High basketball team, and guide you through local New Year's Eve options—from lounges to intention boards. All this, plus the latest on the eternal Foothill Boulevard construction, the aggressively pleasant weather forecast, and a soul-crushing look at the Upland real estate market where a decent bungalow still costs a kidney.

Happening in Upland: Holiday Headaches & New Year's Nightmares

The Happening Network — Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:38:19 -0800

This week on Happening in Upland, we explore the strange pre-holiday lull that has descended upon the City of Gracious Living. Is it a Christmas miracle or just the calm before the storm of returned gifts and abandoned fitness resolutions? Join hosts Mark and Joleen as they dive into the (thankfully) uneventful Upland crime report, celebrate the next generation of geniuses at the Upland High School Science Fair, and pay homage to a true local institution with a review of Randy's Ringos donut shop. We're also your guide to community events for the New Year's week, from Tibetan bowl sound baths to dive bar parties. Plus, get the latest on frustrating road construction, the surprisingly stubborn Upland real estate market, and a weather forecast that confirms Southern California's commitment to having only one season. It’s your weekly dose of real Upland, CA news, from traffic and donuts to housing data.

Happening in Upland: The Gracious Hole Edition

The Happening Network — Wed, 17 Dec 2025 14:52:32 -0800

Mark and Joleen return to dissect the mid-December chaos in Upland, where the "City of Gracious Living" is currently defined by pothole-ridden roads and a City Council that has officially checked out for the year under Resolution 6520. This episode explores the mystery of the stalled Amazon Fresh project, the long-term construction fatigue of the $13 million Foothill Boulevard rehabilitation, and a local real estate market that makes a six-figure salary feel like a starter kit. The duo dives into the week’s stranger headlines, from the "Mickey Bandits" dental office heist to reports of heavy-handed ICE activity, while also checking in on Upland High’s "Cocoa and Cram" sessions and the upcoming debut of Two Frogs Cantina. Between a bipolar weather forecast jumping from 80-degree heat to Christmas Eve rain and a cynical look at the Route 66 centennial priorities, this episode offers a balanced yet blunt reality check on life in the Inland Empire as 2025 draws to a close.