Groz with Gas "Take 5"

The big mouths discuss the Big Unit’s career

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 04 May 2026 14:19:32 -0700

Groz with Gas on Randy Johnson, John Sterling’s career, the Derby, and Gator nuggets.

ABS system is baseball’s latest win.

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 07:19:23 -0700

The guys discuss the M’s, the NFL draft, the NHL playoffs, and “there’s feces everywhere!”

Mariners pitching numbers are lights out in April.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:19:35 -0700

The guys discuss the M's, the return of the Sonics, the Jailblazers doc, and madness at the Daytona Beach airport.

Time to move Final Four to an arena.

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 14:18:17 -0700

The guys discuss MLB ABS, NCAA Final Four, and “911, what’s your emergency?”

Groz is excited about the big Seahawks news

Mike Gastineau — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 16:56:46 -0700

The guys discuss the M’s, Hard Knocks, Tiger, and bags of cocaine blowing into your car window.

Groz with Gas Take 5: The Sonics are back! The Sonics might be back? GWG discuss it

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:09:32 -0700

NBA expansion, NCAA tourney, Mariners season predictions, J$N is a rich man, and stories about women and alligators. Find a better podcast. Go ahead! Please!

The World Baseball Classic is damn near perfect so don't fix it.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 16 Mar 2026 12:02:41 -0700

GWG weigh in on the WBC, the NCAA, the NIT, the NFL, and the NHL. It's a show packed with sports acronyms & since sea turtle eggs are involved, the FWC gets in on the fun.,

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: To dap, or not to dap. Groz and Gas have the answer

Mike Gastineau — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 12:44:35 -0700

The boys discuss the WBC, Cal vs Randy, Hawks FA, CFB summit, and the maddening Kraken. And crooks who talk to Chat GPT.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: The boys discuss the Parkinson's Magic of Hope Gala featuring Groz

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 02 Mar 2026 12:37:50 -0800

Discussion about Det's HOF career, the Kraken's wild ride to the finish line, the Hawks decision on KW III, and social media insults.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: The fellas have lots of thoughts on the epic gold medal USA Canada match

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 12:52:36 -0800

GWG discuss USA/Canada hockey, Kraken drive to the playoffs, the ABA documentary Soul Power, Sounders win, and which animal's urine stream is most powerful?

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast : Super Bowl LX wrap-up from Groz with Gas

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 09 Feb 2026 12:30:34 -0800

Hawks win! Praise for Darnold, the D, Walker, Dickson, Myers, Macdonald, Jody Allen and Bad Bunny! It's all here plus a stupid criminal story.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: It's the official GWG Super Bowl LX preview show!

Mike Gastineau — Wed, 04 Feb 2026 12:21:53 -0800

The guys discuss the Jody Allen story, discuss prop bets and pick the game, and wedge in some Mariners trade talk and a story about three bears.

Groz with Gas Take 5 : The world's most popular podcasters discuss the Seahawks win over the Rams and the Super Bowl LX matchup with the Patroits

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 12:27:32 -0800

Hawks win! Sam Darnold's remarkable year, Hawks defense makes them a good bet against the Patroits, FG gaffe costs Broncos, and who ate all the ice cream? Uh...maybe that bear.

Groz with Gas Take 5 : The guys discuss IU's win and the Seahawks Rams game

Mike Gastineau — Fri, 23 Jan 2026 12:52:20 -0800

Worldwide podcast stars Groz w/Gas discuss Indiana, the potential for an epic Seahawks game and why Octopuses slapping the crap out of fish.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast : NFL playoffs: why the guys like the Seahawks over the Niners

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 13:20:30 -0800

Hawks/NFL playoff talk, Seahawks bully ticket resellers, Demond Williams thoughts, and monkeys on the loose!

Groz with Gas Take 5 : The boys are bullish on top seed in the NFC playoffs, your Seattle Seahawks

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 12:10:18 -0800

Lots of Hawk talk and NFL playoff discussion, Rose Bowl wrap up and CFP update, and how surprised would YOU be if you got kicked in the head by a camel. In church.

Groz with Gas Take 5: Seahawks talk galore including Groz's great comparison for Sam Darnold

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:53:06 -0800

The fellas discuss the Hawks D, Darnold, the Kraken, the M's, and European frogs: they're just like us!

Groz with Gas Take 5: The pigheaded pigskin duo have a lot of Seahawks thoughts

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 12:00:39 -0800

GWG recap an epic Hawks game, discuss the CFP, remember Greg Biffle, and honk about Seattle U hoops.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Come for the Hawks recap, stay for the oversexed lion story

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 15 Dec 2025 12:36:28 -0800

The fellas recap the Hawks, discuss the new WSU coach, and discover something about lionesses in heat: They can't be satisfied!

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Rick Neuheisel to WSU???

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 12:47:37 -0800

Groz with Gas discuss all the craziness in CFB, the beast that is the Seahawks, speculate on Rick Neuheisel taking the WSU job, and offer up new holiday drink ideas including the Rye Rascal Sour.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: How far can Hawks D carry them? Why are some UW fans so down on Fisch? Lane Kiffin, why? Answers to all your questions.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 01 Dec 2025 12:30:40 -0800

The 2021 Keith Jackson Award winners discuss the Hawks D, Jedd Fisch and the future at UW, Lane Kiffin, the CFP and a dramatic high speed police chase on Whidbey Island.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: The guys blather about turkeys, chickens, the Seahawks, Huskies and Kraken.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 12:16:11 -0800

The fellas discuss the Hawks win and why they're still nervous about Sam, the UW win and why some fans can't warm up to Fisch, the Kraken, Kenny Easley, and a special homage to poultry that includes a three word finale old fans will remember.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Groz with Gas look for positives after a tough Seahawks loss

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 12:07:53 -0800

The fellas discuss the Hawks loss in LA (boo!), Cal runner up in MVP (BOOOO!), Josh Naylor staying in the PNW (YAY!) and a chimp on the loose in Indianapolis.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Your favorite fat bastards discuss the Hawks (yay!), the Dawgs (boo!), and the great Lenny Wilkens

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 12:43:10 -0800

The Seahawks continue to roar, Bucky Badgered snows the Dawgs, thoughts on the great Lenny Wilkens and just to prove their minds are still at a sixth grade level our two hosts giggle uncontrollably about caterpillars talking with their butts.

The guys have thoughts about the unstoppable Seahawks!

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 03 Nov 2025 12:02:31 -0800

Groz with Gas discuss the Hawks great win and rosy future. Also, a World Series for the ages, why M's fans should be optimistic, and should UW try to lock Jedd Fisch up? Also, a relentlessly horny guinea pig.

Groz and Gas have their views on Game 7 and the Mariners future

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 13:01:53 -0700

The fellas discuss Wilson's decisions in Game 7, where the M's go from here, the Hawks somewhat gritty win, and in a cheap shot at the Great White North discuss a stupid Canadian criminal.

The guys are downright giddy with Mariners excitement

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 19:44:28 -0700

Groz and Gas discuss the remarkable week the Mariners had and get to the bottom of the story that starts with "Hello? 911? I'm the only guy out here and I'm not wearing a shirt."

Drunken pig goes on rampage. Oh, and M's, Hawks, and Dawgs recaps.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 12:16:39 -0700

The duo compare notes on first two M's playoff games, tell you why they're not worried about the Seahawks, and try to make sense of a drunken rampage. Not by Mark Sanchez, but by a pig in Australia.

Groz with Gas Take 5 : Dave Sims joins the guys for a MLB playoff preview

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 12:58:25 -0700

Dave Sims on the playoffs and his funny message to Dan Wilson after Wilson took the M's job. Plus Hawks and Dawgs recaps. And how not to rob a gun store.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast : Seahawks, M’s, and Huskies roll

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 13:15:08 -0700

Hawks dominate, Mariners continue their magical run, Apples for Dawgs and how many snakes can one woman be expected to endure?

Groz with Gas Take 5 "Could the M's catch......nahhhh. No way. But, maybe?"

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 14:59:18 -0700

The bloviators dial out a wild scenario for the red hot M's, continue to try to figure out the Hawks, discuss the Apple Cup and we meet another guy who got tossed back in the can on his first day out. Oh, and an emotional tribute to Robert Redford.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Our beloved duo try to explain a clunker of a Hawks game.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 12:49:10 -0700

The Hawks stumble, the Mariners rumble, a dumb crook gets tumbled. It's all here for your listening pleasure.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast : One fat bastard is high on the Hawks, the other is not.

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 02 Sep 2025 12:29:37 -0700

GWG discuss it all: the Dawgs, Cougs, Hawks, M's, Sounders, George Raveling and surviving a squirrel attack.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Mariners broadcaster Gary Hill Jr. joins the guys to discuss the awesomeness of Cal Ripken.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 12:36:53 -0700

A little college football talk, a little Seahawks talk, and a LOT of Mariners talk with our guest Gary Hill Jr. Plus, a guy celebrates winning $157 million bucks by starting a fight and kicking a cop in the head.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Bob Condotta of the Seattle Times joins the guys for a lot of Seahawk talk.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 18 Aug 2025 12:21:44 -0700

GWG discuss the Sue Bird, the M's, and then welcome veteran scribe Bob Condotta for a look at the 2025 Seahawks. Oh, and we've got a raunchy tarantula sex story.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: Tough road ahead for the rampaging Mariners

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 12:13:47 -0700

GWG riff on the M's who as of today are favored to win the AL, Ichiro weekend, Jalen Milroe's debut, and a desperate attempt to fend off a bear with a bag of caesar salad.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: How will it work out for M’s?

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 04 Aug 2025 12:33:08 -0700

Groz with Gas discuss the M’s run to glory, a great Hydroplane story, Pete Carroll is back, and debut a new theme song.

Groz with Gas "Take 5" Podcast : I CHI RO! I CHI RO!

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 28 Jul 2025 12:12:39 -0700

The guys talk about the newest Mariner to enter the HOF, Josh Naylor, MLB game at Bristol, the Groz loves Jalen Milroe, and drunk, belligerent, vomiting seagulls.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast : For the Mariners the time is NOW. Do it!

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 21 Jul 2025 17:39:44 -0700

Outdoor enthusiasts and wildlife experts Groz and Gas discuss the M's near the deadline, the All-Star game finish, the Hawks, the NBA, canoodling issues, and how to scare off a shoe stealing fox.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast: It's Big Dumper's World!

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 15 Jul 2025 12:22:52 -0700

The guys discuss Cal's performance, Pat McAfee, the NBA, the college football playoffs and a shark in Seoul who came up with an interesting solution to a problem.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast with Seattle Times legend Larry Stone joins Groz w Gas

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 07 Jul 2025 12:23:32 -0700

It's the revival of the Hot Stone League and the guys discuss the Mariners, Dan Wilson, Cal Raleigh, pitching, trades, Julio, the future of Cal athletics, and a drunk teacher hurling profanity and middle fingers at her class.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast, Mon., June 30 - Cougars chances to get to CFB playoff improved

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 12:08:26 -0700

Two Seattle broadcasting legends stop muttering to themselves and mutter to each other about the new PAC-whatever, the M's, Lenny Wilkens, and Otto the Octopus

Mike Silver joins Groz with Gas on Take 5

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 12:25:55 -0700

America's preeminent rock n roll football writer riffs on Sam Darnold, Pete Carroll, Bill Belichick, and partying with Dennis Rodman, Luke Campbell, and Dan Marino.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast : RIP to a true Seattle legend

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 16 Jun 2025 12:34:52 -0700

Your favorite bloviating duo riff on Johnny O'Brien, the US Open, Botofogo, the M's and a guy in Kentucky with a drankin' problem.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast, Mon., June 9 - The true worldwide leader in sports

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 09 Jun 2025 12:19:22 -0700

The guys discuss their growing influence in the podcast world, tell you why they're not panicking (yet) about the Mariners, discuss the NHL and NBA finals and update you on Ed the Zebra and Sheila the Kangaroo.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast, Mon., June 2 - M's retire #51.....again.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 12:17:54 -0700

The fabulous fat bastards discuss a big week for the M's, the Big Unit getting honored, the Pacers are the last hope for Sonics fans, a tip to make the NHL finals better, the raw deal MLS players are getting and the dramatic story of Tobey...the missing steer.

Groz with Gas Take 5: Gas is a dumbass

Mike Gastineau — Tue, 27 May 2025 15:13:37 -0700

The fellas discuss the NBA playoffs and then wax nostalgic about the Rally in the Alley

Groz with Gas Take 5, Mon., May 19 - Learn the truth about Saucy T. Sausage

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 19 May 2025 12:17:44 -0700

The fat bastards discuss the M's, Gas' story on Rick Rizzs and his son Nick, NBA, NHL, the Preakness, the PGA...and our first In the News listener contributed story from Kevin Calabro.

Groz with Gas Take 5 Podcast, Mon., May 12 - Canadians invade and kick ass!

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 12 May 2025 12:11:51 -0700

The former Keith Jackson award winning duo talk about Toronto's sweep of the M's, the new "buffer zone" in baseball, the Seahawks new policy on ticket resales, Bill Belichick's girlfriend, and dumb crooks.

Groz with Gas Take 5, Mon.,May 5 - No explanation for M's wild success

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 05 May 2025 12:14:54 -0700

The fabulous fat bastards discuss the job Dan Wilson and Edgar Martinez are doing with the M's, the remarkable game 7 in Winnipeg, the NBA playoffs...physical basketball is back! The Kentucky Derby, and give you an update on the European alder spittlebug.

Groz with Gas Take 5, Mon., Apr. 28 Shadeur Sanders wasn't the victim of anything except bad advice from his dad.

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 12:17:17 -0700

The dynamic duo discuss Shadeur Sanders slide in the draft, opine on the Seahawks picks, talk about what they like and don't like about the Swingin' M's, touch on the NBA and NHL and make their Derby picks. Speaking of horse racing, "Son, can you explain to me how you lost a race to a jockey who died?"

Groz with Gas Take 5, Mon., Apr. 21 : Mariners - actually good or a mirage?

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 21 Apr 2025 12:29:52 -0700

The fellas analyze the red hot Mariners, ponder the Seahawks draft possibilities, congratulate the new Big Ten stolen base leader and discuss the somewhat active sex life of the Medaka fish.

Groz with Gas Take 5, Mon., Apr. 14

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 11:45:26 -0700

Groz and Gas discuss Rory McIlroy’s remarkable performance and speculate about the future. Also the resurgent M’s, Why were Mets fans yelling “Serenity Now!” at their game Sunday, and the very real problems of horny River otters.

Groz with Gas Take 5, Mon., Apr. 7

Mike Gastineau — Mon, 07 Apr 2025 12:23:40 -0700

Groz with Gas discuss the M’s 3 and 7 start and injury to Victor Robles. Sue Bird is a first ballot Hall of Famer, is she Seattle’s greatest? The collapse of Duke and the redemption of Kelvin Sampson, the Masters, the NHL’s plummeting TV ratings and hissing and honking geese. It’s all here!

Groz with Gas "Take 5" Promo: Hello!

Mike Gastineau — Thu, 03 Apr 2025 16:13:55 -0700

Two legendary Seattle sports talk guys team up again to blather about sports because there are not enough sports podcasts in the world. Tune in, be enlightened, and watch this old duo deteriorate before your eyes. New episodes drop every Monday!