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RadiOh God No! Vol 1. "Chopper or Copter?"

Alan Richardson — Thu, 10 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

A collection of music, commercials and sketches for you.

"Chopper or Copter?"
All sketches by Oh God No
"Oh God No Theme Song" by Sex Dog
"Lonely Cowboy Man" by The Homebrews
"Aloha", "Soup Makin' Music" and "The Robots are Alive and They Want to Dance" by 'Papa' John Kano.

My Year With The Cat: Days 75-101

Alan Richardson — Tue, 18 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0400

I go through days 75-101 (and some others) of my yearlong journey watching The Cat in The Hat through recaps and commentary. This week, I focus mostly on my Christmas episode and the high point of the year and discuss how tough it is to accept that you are having a hard time. Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for the entire catalogue of Cat in The Hat Attacks and many more!

My Year With The Cat: Days 1-74

Alan Richardson — Mon, 03 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0400

I go through Days 1-74 of my yearlong journey of watching The Cat in The Hat every day; I discuss highlights and context of various episodes from The Cat in The Hat Attacks and play a number of... songs?.... I recorded while watching the film. My sanity slips within a few weeks, where will this year take me? Come with me on a journey back to a bad decision! Want the full banana? Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for the entire 366 episode run of The Cat in The Hat Attacks!

My Year With The Cat Part II: The Turtle Club

Alan Richardson — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0400

In this short series, I go over my year-long project of watching The Cat in The Hat every day from 9/25/2019-2020 and all the mistakes that brought me there. Today I am joined by Eli, Migel & Dave from "The Turtle Club" podcast. I watch The Cat in The Hat for the first time in over a year, we talk Master of Disguise, heroes & villains. I also present a track from the upcoming album, "Music From a Motion Picture"

My Year With The Cat: Part I

Alan Richardson — Fri, 23 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0400

In this short series, I go over my year-long project of watching The Cat in The Hat every day that lasted from 9/25/2019-9/25/2020 and all the mistakes that brought me there.

For Part 1, I give a general recap of my year making "The Cat in The Hat Attacks" and play outtakes from my upcoming album "Music From a Motion Picture" coming out November 4th 2022!

Want the full backlog of "The Cat in The Hat Attacks"? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for every episode!

Best of: I Need Help! Please Help Me Now! Vol 1

Alan Richardson — Thu, 06 May 2021 04:00:00 -0400

This is an UNLOCKED PATREON SHOW (show show show)

Every day, Alan answers one question from a listener and gives out advice. This is a collection of clips from volume 1-10 (Vol 58 is out now!)

For ALL the fun head over to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for daily and weekly programs!

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"Fellas" - An Exercise in Futility

Alan Richardson — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0400

This is a scathing review of my futile attempt at art in an attempt to turn it into higher art, while being manifested in arts lowest form. It's... A lot.

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I Need Help! With Rob Crean & Gary Petersen

Alan Richardson — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Welcome to a special episode of "I Need Help! Please Help Me Now!" This program usually comes out every day over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention where Alan answers a listener-submitted question. Today we are joined by comedians Rob Crean and Gary Petersen to answer questions about car accidents, infant surgeries and romantic issues.

If you enjoy this, come check out all the action over at www.Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention

Introducing... Super Best Friends Music Show!

Alan Richardson — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 03:00:00 -0400

Wow! It's the very first episode of Super Best Friends Music Show!
Dana, Joe & Alan are 3 of the very best friends and every week they take turns choosing a different album to discuss. It's a long-form love-fest for good music and good friends... best friends... SUPER best friends! Check it out wherever you get podcasts!

This week, Alan kicks off the podcast by discussing one of his all-time favorite albums, Electric Warrior. They discuss the ego and beauty of Marc Bolan and that Alan somehow never noticed how horny this album is.

This was most certainly not the first time all 3 of them sat down to talk.

Prince Buster - https://youtu.be/EZC6Ot1MLP0
Red Army Choir - https://youtu.be/MNacQaHJqEs
Marc Bolan Interview - https://youtu.be/ohlVo31fXag

Sizzle Sticks: Revenge of A Friend

Alan Richardson — Thu, 08 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0400

Will and Alan are back at it again for a true sizzler of sizzling proportions. Last week, Will was replaced with a TR-08, now this week, the feud between the hosts begins to heat up as Alan takes editing the episode as an opportunity to seek vengeance upon Will for his perceived ill-will (damn, that was a good pun. It was honestly on accident.)

They also answer a prompt and discuss vinyl records.

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@DeadandMellow (<---- They pay for this show) (Yes. Someone has to pay for this.) (And Not Just Will.) (I Am on a roll today.)

Sizzle Sticks: Springtime Edition!

Alan Richardson — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 00:58:51 -0400

In this whole NEW Sizzle Sticks, we introduce a brand new co-host! That's right, I replaced Will with a drum machine! Happy April Fools EAT SH*T WILL

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! The (Surprise!) Finale!

Alan Richardson — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 10:27:47 -0400

WOW! The journey is over for these brothers & their motorcycle ways. Alan and Jim have now watched every episode of Sons of Anarchy and are here to recap the startling, 2 season long finale!

We discuss Charlie Uncers screaming skull and how Jax fit an entire jet airliner up his butt! The crow flies straight one last time!

Sizzle Sticks: Lost & Found

Alan Richardson — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 07:22:55 -0400

That's right! The show deemed "Too sizzlin" for the main stream is now here!*
Will and Alan discuss bucket lists, The Bucket List, and apartment rentals in Alaska.

*Let our scheduling mishap turn into a cliffhanger for the shocking finale of The Richard-Sons of Anarchy, coming next week!

Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S5:E4-S6:E1

Alan Richardson — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching Sons of Anarchy in it's entirety so you never have to! This week, they save you LOTS of time by reviewing the rest of season 5! They also discuss the curse of Michael J Fox, being hypnotized while being mooned & the evil-doers known to the masses as The P*p B**s

Find even MORE fun over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention & Twitch.Tv/Electr0jesus

Sizzle Sticks: The Apology Tour

Alan Richardson — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 03:00:00 -0500

Will and Alan come back to apologize for recording an episode TOO SIZZLING for the main feed (we looked at zillow listings in Alaska, watched The Bucket List trailer and talked about hopes & fears as longtime friends). To make up for what they've done, they discuss different zillow listings in Alaska and look at a map.

Want the episode TOO SIZZLING for the main feed? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention

Richard-Sons of Anarchy! The LOST Episode!

Alan Richardson — Thu, 25 Feb 2021 03:00:00 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching every episode of Sons of Anarchy to make sure nobody ever has to see this again.

Today, we present you with the long-fabled LOST episode of Richard-Sons of Anarchy!!!

What does that mean? It means our mics fucked up and we missed a week trying to figure it out and we ended up just using the room mic. So it kind of sounds like a crap. But it does cover episodes S4:E11-S5:E3....

The sons discuss the spoiling of Ope, they parody the pep boys (so we say for legal reasons), Clay being an illiterate genius who is 26 letters away from destroying the universe and some other plot points.

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S4:E8-10

Alan Richardson — Thu, 11 Feb 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.

Today, the brothers discuss Season 4, Episodes 8-10 which naturally brings them to: the nature of Nasty Nates and Dirty P*P Boys, cars that turn into trucks that shoot people, Chips as KISS, Lady in The Water and Bruce Willis as a dog.

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RIchard-Sons of Anarchy! S4:E1-7

Alan Richardson — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 10:12:36 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.

Today, they discuss the first 7 episodes of season 4. They describe each episode in concise summaries that they absolutely thought of and did not find on the internet. They also discuss the dangers of car maintenance

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S3

Alan Richardson — Thu, 21 Jan 2021 04:56:36 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.

This week, hear what happens when the boys sat down to watch an entire season in a day after a brief stint of enjoying themselves.

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S2:E4-S3:E1

Alan Richardson — Thu, 14 Jan 2021 03:00:00 -0500

Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E13-S2:E3

Alan Richardson — Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:52:28 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss a whole group of episodes in a row, to save you the most time possible. Today, the boys ask questions like: who is that squirting? Who's that writing? They also meet Henry Rollins and his wildly racist, white separatist dad. And hey! Why is that incel crashing Peg Bundy's car??

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Sizzle Sticks: Season 2: Take 2: Next Volume

Alan Richardson — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 03:08:20 -0500

Alan and Will are back for Season 2 again! This week, they discuss (redacted), weight gain, Patriot rankings, and our horse ancestors!

Join in for even more fun at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention
Follow Alan @10GallonMrAlan
and Will @ChildlessFunDad (IG) and @MrWillMartin (Twitter)

And of course @DeadAndMellow

Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E11

Alan Richardson — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 09:04:35 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss the first moment of joy as Chip (singular) decides to hang out with another club members old lady. This episode is sadly brought to you by "Pepp" Boys.

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1: E7-10

Alan Richardson — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 02:13:55 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it! Today, they discuss a whole group of episodes in a row, to save you the most time possible. They discuss the lineage of Lowell Plain Juniorson, his son Lowell Juniorson and HIS son 100% Turbo. They also discuss possible Doritos flavors. This Episode is brought to you by Pep Boys?

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E6

Alan Richardson — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 02:38:59 -0500

Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E5

Alan Richardson — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 00:59:33 -0500

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching FX's Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

In this episode, The Brothers Richard-Sons discuss Season 1, Episode 5 of FX's Sons of Anarchy. They make decisions about how to have your back removed (and what to replace it with), what do you do when your son is an idiot and why Half-Sack always leaves strawberries out in the garage. This episode will leave you begging "take me to the hospital!"

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E4

Alan Richardson — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 02:23:36 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

In this episode, the Brothers Richard-Sons discuss Season 1, Episode 4. They discuss the dangers of sitting on another mans bike, the ins and outs of being a SweetButt and other hard rockin motorcycle topics! Not to mention the brothers save you a full 30 minutes of your life in this episode that they will never get back!

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy! S1:E3

Alan Richardson — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 22:47:22 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

In this episode, the Brothers Richard-Sons discuss Season 1, Episode 3. They go over the problems with fighting as a turtle, poorly drawn people, the true identity of Sam Crow and the horrors of FunTown.

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy: S1:E2

Alan Richardson — Tue, 06 Oct 2020 01:03:58 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are watching Sons of Anarchy and giving you a more than comprehensive recap in about half the time so you never have to watch it!

In this episode, the boys discuss Peg Bundy's turtle love, Ron Perlman being a king in the sheets, but biting you like a turtle in the streets and of course, Ope owes someone a strawberry!

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Richard-Sons of Anarchy: S1:E1

Alan Richardson — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 21:00:00 -0400

It's a brand new series from Give Me Attention or Give Me Death!

Brothers Alan & Jimmy Richardson have decided to do you all a favor: They are watching the FX television series "Sons of Anarchy" and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch that show again. They are here to save you time and time is money so they are also saving you money and also a lot of time, time that they are wasting on this show.

On this premiere episode, the boys watch Episode 1 of Season 1, an episode they remember in it's entirety for sure.

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33 & Me: w/ Guest Whitney Chitwood

Alan Richardson — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 14:20:28 -0400

Welcome to one of our new series, 33 & Me! Alan sits with friends from all over to discuss the albums that hit so hard, it can change who you are.

Today, Alan talks with Chicago-based comedian Whitney Chitwood, fresh off a tour for her album 'The Bakery Case,' to discuss one of her favorite albums, Brandi Carlile's "Bear Creek." And boy howdy, is this a geek-out from all parties.

Check out Whitney's album on Spotify!
https://open.spotify.com/album/2Qihhtf7GgsLj0tWXaG28i?si=xYKwlEmLToO3VULD12mS6g

And don't forget to check out Alans adventure as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for a year and other fun experiments over at patreon.com/givemeattention

Sizzle Sticks: Season 2: The Premiere: Back in The Sizzle

Alan Richardson — Tue, 01 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

The Sticks are sizzlin and the boys are bizzlin with the Season 2 premiere of Sizzle Sticks! What makes it Season 2? Who gives a shit? What makes this a show even?

Check out "Passenger Side" with Will Martin and everything else on social media as @childlessfundad

Join Alan's adventure in finishing his year of watching "The Cat in The Hat" every day and other adventures at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and on social media @10Gallon.Mr.Alan

Dennis Nelson's Book Nook w/ Guest: Mr. Miami

Alan Richardson — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0400

Give Me Attention brings you a special imported program, Dennis Nelson's Book Nook. This episode features special guest, author, philanthropist and strip club owner, Mr. Miami.

Dennis talks with Mr. Miami to discuss his first book, Precious Cock, a telling of his life story.

Follow @willpottorff for more Mr. Miami and so much more.
And join the fun at patreon.com/GiveMeAttention to follow Alans journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year and find out what comes next!

Mega-Fan Recap: Netflix History 101 (Space)

givemeattention — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:14:16 -0400

This is being posted one day late in response to the entertainment blackout protest of Tuesday June 2, 2020.

It's being posted at 2 in the afternoon because we fucked up am/pm in the scheduler like champions.

Alan and fellow binge-boy Josh Pick sit down for another episode of Netflix' History 101! This weeks subject is... The Space Race!

Our boys actually discuss the subject this time. Mostly. And they look up the longest turd to ever come out of a person. THE ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU.

Tune on in to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for Alans daily reaction podcasts while he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year!

And don't forget to pick up Alans new albums "Buttlegger: Vol 1 & 2" over at Deadandmellow.com today!

Mega-Fan Recap: Netflix History 101 (Fast Food)

givemeattention — Tue, 26 May 2020 05:00:00 -0400

The triumphant return of nobodies favorite podcast!

Alan Richardson and Josh Pick sit down to discuss Episode 1 of the new Netflix mini-series "History 101"

This episode! These experts discuss History 101 for... Fast Food!

Tune on in to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for Alans daily reaction podcasts while he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for year!

And don't forget to pick up Alans new albums "Buttlegger: Vol 1 & 2" over at Deadandmellow.com today!

Mega-Fan Recap: Shrek, The Musical!

givemeattention — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 05:04:00 -0400

Wow. Alan sits with comedian Jai Demeule to have themselves a watch-along to the LIVE FROM BROADWAY PRODUCTION "Shrek The Musical!"

And boy howdy, does it deliver. Sit down, tune in and watch along!

Speaking of watching along, follow Alans journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for a year at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention

Mailbag Vol 2: Mailbag That

givemeattention — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 09:21:57 -0400

Hey! It's another mailbag episode!

Alan answers voicemails left by our listeners, including why we had a 2 week hiatus and discusses his mental breakdown through this Shelter-in-Place.... which is included in the hiatus.

Call in for the next Mailbag episode at 978-769-2051

Enjoy and thanks for downloading, listening & calling in. If you have the minute to spare, go ahead and leave us a review!

Sizzle Sticks Vol. 11

givemeattention — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 04:56:00 -0400

The boys are have not left in their town!

Will and Alan discuss Wild Wild subjects and try to get through an incredibly difficult conversation about coffee while being attacked by their greatest foe... the internet!

PodThon Day 16: Tiger King Super Recap!

givemeattention — Fri, 03 Apr 2020 04:58:00 -0400

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.

WOW. Alan sat down with friends to watch the entirety of Tiger King in a row.

Amputate your arms, walk your legs off, kill your husband, get some fuckin dentures and euthanize some cubs, we've got discussing to do.

PodThon Day 15: Shit Got Shot w/ Angela Sawyer

givemeattention — Thu, 02 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Today, Alan sits down with comedian, musician, friend, missing twin/better half Angela Sawyer! They discuss living in small rooms and sleeping in funny beds.

Angela is an incredibly talented comedian, musician and artist who I respect very much and I was so happy to chat with her.

Find everything else you could ever need about Angela on her website!

iluvkarlrahner.com

PodThon Day 14: Mega-Fan Recap: Mercenary For Justice

givemeattention — Wed, 01 Apr 2020 04:38:57 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to watch yet another Steven Seagal flick, Mercenary For Justice. A mess of a movie that even has characters wondering "why is Steven Seagal talking?"

And yeah, you know it, it's a FondleRoy picture.

If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and follow Alans journey as he watches and records his reaction to The Cat in The Hat every day for a year!

PodThon Day 13: "Very Sad Tour" Tape 3 (Patreon Re-Release)

givemeattention — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Today, Alan lifts the paywall from the final "Very Sad Tour" Tape: Sugarloaf. This episode was recorded in a room we both thought we might die in, although I admit I fell asleep pretty easy, at The Sugarloaf Motel in the middle of nowhere.

(From Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention)

Matt & I made one glaring error in judgement on tour, a night at The Sugarloaf Motel.

We wrap up the tour until then before we drive to our last main gig of the tour in Indianapolis and a string of smaller shows on our journey home.

This is the last Very Sad Tour tape, it was the best summer I've ever had. Except this night. Sugarloaf!

PodThon Day 12: Shit Got Shot w/ Matt Minigell

givemeattention — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Alan sits down with Co-Champion and comedy partner Matt Minigell! The boys haven't spoken in some time and they are aching for some stupidity. They catch up and answer questions about their hypothetical future and possible alternate realities.

PodThon Day 10: Shit Got Shot w/ William Conway

givemeattention — Sat, 28 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Alan sat down with traveling comedian William Conway and caught up in the months since they've seen each other and the years they never knew.

If you like the daily podcast, why not try 2? Go to Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention and follow Alans journey as he watches and records his reaction to The Cat in The Hat every day for a year!

PodThon Day 9: Mega-Fan Recap "Kill Chain"

givemeattention — Fri, 27 Mar 2020 04:51:00 -0400

Alan sits down with Minnesota comic & podcaster Andy Mattfield to discuss the 2019 Nicolas Cage... movie? Kill Chain!

It's got action, violence, sex, intrigue, and a plot that took me 3 explanations to understand.

Podthon Day 8: Sizzle Sticks Vol. 10

givemeattention — Thu, 26 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Will and Alan sit down at different times in the same moment to discuss absolutely nothing right up until they get into an uncharacteristically coherent conversation about the film Badlands.

PodThon Day 7: Mega-Fan Recap: Steven Seagal Wrap-Up

givemeattention — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:09:00 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their final 2 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series!

Today they briefly recap 'Flight of Fury,' a movie so bad that it didn't warrant an entire episode. They also dive into 'Out For a Kill' where we get to finally see Steven Seagal as an Archeologist who is told by a number of characters "you clearly know a lot about Chinese history."

PodThon Day 6: Artist Spotlight - Carissa Johnson

givemeattention — Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:25:57 -0400

Alan sits down with his good friend Carissa Johnson to discuss her journey in music: from Left Hand Blue to the Electric Party Convention, BMAs, winning the Rock N Roll Rumble and touring the country. They also discuss a handful of her songs from over the years.

Carissa Johnson on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/7zmodLiW0gCZ1ACtUjqvNb?si=cEEXWNITTpSrHBdCE1h-_w

www.CarissaJohnsonMusic.com

intro/outro music - "7" live by Carissa Johnson & The Electric Party Convention

Featured songs: You Lost You (Talk Talk Talk), So Far So Good (single), Fuel Heart (Only Roses).

PodThon Day 5: Mega-Fan Recap: Urban Justice

givemeattention — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their second of 4 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series!

Today they discuss Urban Justice, A Donny FondleRoy joint "co-starring" (?) Eddie Griffin and featuring cops so dirty, they don't even exactly tell you.

Sizzle Sticks Vol. 9 (The Sizzlin' Comeback Special)

givemeattention — Sun, 22 Mar 2020 05:10:00 -0400

The boys are (not technically) back in town!

Will is in LA, Alan is in Boston, but they're both stuck inside and ready to sizzle!

PodThon Day 3: Mega-Fan Recap: Shadow Man!

givemeattention — Sat, 21 Mar 2020 06:36:04 -0400

Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their first of 4 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series!

First up! The Straight-To-DVD flop, Shadow Man! A tale so confusing, they don't even bother really explaining any of it.

PodThon Day 2: Mailbag!

givemeattention — Fri, 20 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0400

Today, Alan gives you some tips he's learned from working from home and answers questions left by listeners from our call-line!

Have a question or topic you want discussed on an episode? Call in at (978) 769-2051 and leave us a message!

Mega-Fan Recap Presents: Fat Albert

givemeattention — Tue, 03 Mar 2020 02:28:52 -0500

Hey Hey Hey! It's a story of kids growing up in a junkyard... surprise! It's problematic!

Dan and Alan sat and suffered through the live-action film of Fat Albert to continue their adventure through good-TV-turned-shit-movies.

Will the boys become super fans of Fat Albert? SPOILER BELOW!

no.

Mega-Fan Recap Presents: Dukes of Hazzard

givemeattention — Tue, 11 Feb 2020 00:13:11 -0500

Dan and Alan sat down for another installment of Classic-TV-Turned-Shit-Film and watched the film The Dukes of Hazzard! It was problematic, not-bumbling, racist, sexist, and worst of all they made 'Boss Hog' hot. They also discuss the science of cartoon sound effects and the economy of monster truck events.

Don't forget to check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention to follow Alans daily journey as he watches The Cat in The Hat every day for a year straight!

And stream Alan Richardsons new album "I Was Suposed to be a Genius" on Spotify and everywhere!

Mega-Fan Recap Presents: The Flinstones

givemeattention — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 00:48:27 -0500

Dan and Alan watch another "70s-Show-Turned-Underwhelming-Movie" with the blunderpiece that is The Flinstones!

This movie is all over the place technology-wise, but the cast is a top notch experience.

5 Chris' out of Rocks!

Mega-Fan Recap Presents: Starsky & Hutch

givemeattention — Tue, 28 Jan 2020 15:16:10 -0500

In celebration of the Todd Phillips' new film "Joker," Alan and Dan sit down to discuss an earlier film, "Starsky & Hutch." Released in 2003, starring Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson, this reboot/prequel/time-traveling film blows our minds and turns us into Mega-Fans.

Rated 4 Chris' out of Rock.

Like our movie podcasts? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for exclusive episodes and a daily podcast of my adventure watching 'The Cat in The Hat' every day for a year!

Introducing Dead and Mellow!

givemeattention — Tue, 14 Jan 2020 16:50:20 -0500

Matt Minigell and Alan Richardson sit down to discuss the formation of their brand new comedy label, Dead and Mellow.

Check out www.deadandmellow.com

Alan Richardson - "I Was Suposed to be a Genius" out now!

1/24/20 7pm Zenobia Del Mar records her debut album at Great Scott in Allston! https://www.facebook.com/events/2627043810737000/

Sizzle Sticks Spectacularity: The Finale!

givemeattention — Wed, 04 Dec 2019 01:30:00 -0500

Will and Alan wrap up their day and finally have a real conversation as they say goodbye... for now.

Sizzle Sticks Spectacularity! Episode 4 (Part 5-7)

givemeattention — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 00:30:00 -0500

The Sizzlethon continues as Alan tours Will around Haverhill & the surrounding area, including 2 record stores and a Market Basket.

Tune in next week for the shocking finale!

Sizzle Sticks Spectacularity! Episode 3 (Part 4-6)

givemeattention — Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:56:33 -0500

Part 3 of the Sizzlin Special! This episode will give direction to your life. Specifically, directions to a thrift store I live near and a gas station.

Sizzle Sticks Spectacularity! Episode 2 (Part 3)

givemeattention — Tue, 05 Nov 2019 01:30:00 -0500

The boys are (in the) back(yard) in town! The boys are (in the) back(yard) of town!

The Sizzlethon special (now clearly originally meant as a season finale) continues as the boys sit outside!

Get that sizzle, baby! Ooh Sizzle yeah! *pop* *pop*

Sizzle Sticks Spectacularity! Parts 1 & 2

givemeattention — Tue, 29 Oct 2019 03:49:44 -0400

The Sizzle boys are back!

They make breakfast, have nothing to say and go into INCREDIBLE detail of all correspondence between them for the last 2 years.

Welcome back to the sizzle!

Mega-Fan Recap Presents: Childrens Horror Shows

givemeattention — Tue, 22 Oct 2019 01:30:00 -0400

I sat down with Dan Ham to go over some nostalgic childrens horror shows. The results shook me to the bone.

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Mega-Fan Recap Special - Shazam: THE LOST EPISODE!

givemeattention — Tue, 15 Oct 2019 08:42:18 -0400

Woah! Tuesday already?

Recorded months ago and lost to time, Parvo & I sat down to watch Shazam as 2 mega fans.

It's not a great film.

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"A Very Sad Tour" Tape 2: Case War (Pt 2)

givemeattention — Tue, 08 Oct 2019 03:52:03 -0400

We return to St. Paul MN with Andy Mattfield for a SHOCKING conclusion of... The CASE (case, case case) WAR! (war, war, war)

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"A Very Sad Tour" Tape 2: Case War (Pt 1)

givemeattention — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 01:30:00 -0400

Matt and I drove from Fargo ND to St. Paul MN and met up with buddy and fellow comedian Andy Mattfield in his BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME. I wanted to see if I could eat an entire case (30 burgers) of White Castle and race each other. It ends poorly and shamefully and I am ashamed of the whole ordeal.

There is a hidden B-Plot to this episode.

#magicsbiggestsecretsrevealed on Twitter if you find it out.

Hope you enjoy!

Part 2 coming next week.

Staring Directly at It (Part 6)

givemeattention — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 01:30:00 -0400

(Names Redacted) bring you the FINALE of this seasons adventure. (Hint Hint. Season 2 coming soon)

Timeline 1: (Names Redacted) have given up, they are tired and coming down from mushrooms and are ready to leave the room. They also attempt an epilogue

Timeline 2: (Names Redacted) wrap up their very long day. They go over their hits & misses and wonders what the future can possibly hold. They also attempt to learn about sungazing.

Thank you for listening to this series! Stay tuned for Road Tapes & a special Sizzle Sticks presentation!

"A Very Sad Tour" Tape 1: Cakesport

givemeattention — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:30:00 -0400

A week and a half into "A Very Sad Tour" in August, Alan & Matt got an Airbnb in Fargo North Dakota. At 2am, they watched Bloodsport, crashed from energy drinks, Alan ate half an ice cream cake and they recorded a podcast.

This is that podcast.

Featuring a delightful hum of an air conditioner that was left on.

Staring Directly At It (Part 5)

givemeattention — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 02:15:07 -0400

Timeline 1: (names redacted) are peaking on mushrooms and are losing control. They try to apologize for the horrible things they said during this episode.

Timeline 2: (names redacted) say horrible things at 6am peaking on mushrooms.

Staring Directly At It (Part 4)

givemeattention — Mon, 02 Sep 2019 23:40:02 -0400

Timeline 1: (names redacted) are on a spiraling mushroom trip while trying to give you context for this episode and give warnings about their space of mind at the time of recording.

Timeline 2: (names redacted) are on a spiraling mushroom trip after 12 hours of conspiracy theory videos begin to break them.

If you ask any professional, they will tell you, this is bad for you.

Staring Directly At It (Part 3)

givemeattention — Mon, 29 Jul 2019 22:55:41 -0400

(Names Redacted) Continue on through their 7th hour of conspiracies. They discuss (name redacted)s grandfather, local politics, a man they scared and their final interactions with the outside world. This is the last bit of hope draining away, where could it go from here??

Sizzle Sticks Vol. 7 (The Sizzlin' 7)

givemeattention — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:30:00 -0400

Will and Alan are back for a special Sizzle Sticks presentation!

'The Sizzlin' 7'

A mysterious woman gunslinger, Ellen, saunters into the town of Redemption looking for revenge. Her father was killed by the town's sadistic mayor, Herod, who is in the midst of organizing a quick-draw tournament. The lady enters, joining a cast of miscreants and outlaws for a brutal competition in which the loser dies. Among the competitors is The Kid, an upstart who has his own score to settle with Herod.

AND Special PSAs from Will & Alan, hosts of Sizzle Sticks.

Staring Directly At It (Part 2)

givemeattention — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 00:45:00 -0400

(Names Redacted) are back! It has been another few hours of digging deeper into secrets held within the universe (and beyond!) and our hosts discuss dead famous babies, Pyramids as batteries (certainly not as a tomb) and (subject redacted).

This also starts our episodes with intros/warning/prologues, because the unnamed hosts lost control quickly mid-experiment. Unfortunately, they repeat their mistakes in the intro.

They also saw a very close up view of JFKs head exploding!

Staring Directly At It (Part 1)

givemeattention — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 18:50:41 -0400

(Name Redacted) & (Name Redacted) sat in a room for 24 hours watching conspiracy theory videos to find some answers and hallucinate. This is Part 1 of their journey...

Will Martin - "Total Loss" LIVE at The Rockwell!

givemeattention — Wed, 19 Jun 2019 15:54:21 -0400

As promised, here is a streaming version of Will Martins one-man-shoe "Total Loss" recorded LIVE at The Rockwell in Somerville MA June 15th.

Thanks for all of the dedicated listeners, here's to a nice send-off to a wonderful man! ENJOY!

Aladdin Mega-Fan Recap Podcast Event (Special 'Mega-Fan' Event)

givemeattention — Tue, 28 May 2019 07:00:21 -0400

Wow! I saw Aladdin (2019) with some good friends and strong edibles. And we learned a lot.

Once you get past the football shoes song, we mention the movie a few times.

w/ Parvo and Dan Ham

Suicide by Police (Academy 7)

givemeattention — Tue, 21 May 2019 00:50:00 -0400

The conclusion of the mini-series where I watched every Police Academy movie with friends.

Finally. It is 1am. We have watched every Police Academy movie and now the special ending with a 'Series Finale' podcast crossover!

Suicide by Police (Academy 6)

givemeattention — Tue, 21 May 2019 00:30:00 -0400

Part 6 of the mini-series where I sat and watched every Police Academy movie in a row with friends.

By part 6 it is obvious I am losing my mind because I didn't plug in the equipment.

Game of Thrones Mega-Fan Season 8 Recap EPISODE 6

givemeattention — Mon, 20 May 2019 00:43:09 -0400

Will and Alan recap the series finale of Game of Thrones.

We also have a segment with a friend that has only seen 4 seasons of the show and makes his own predictions about how the episode might have gone.

The thrones have been gamed.

Game of Thrones Mega-Fan Season 8 Recap EPISODE 5

givemeattention — Tue, 14 May 2019 00:50:58 -0400

Will and Alan finally sit and watch Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 so they can recap it to you. Alan makes a shameful admission about why the episode is a day late.

Sizzle Sticks Vol 6 (The replacement edition)

givemeattention — Mon, 13 May 2019 06:29:07 -0400

While Will and Alan wait to watch and review the next Game of Thrones, they take some time to do absolutely nothing.

Yuck Tapes Vol 2

givemeattention — Wed, 08 May 2019 15:46:52 -0400

An extremely delayed edition of what ended up a 2-Part series of our trip to Yuckfest. We had so much fun, we forgot to do anything else. Big thanks to everyone that made this possible.

Game of Thrones Mega-Fan Season 8 Recap EPISODE 4

givemeattention — Mon, 06 May 2019 00:38:06 -0400

Will and Alan make an embarrassing discovery about episode 3 and start with corrections. They then recap the 4th episode of Season 8 of Game for Thrones

WARNING: This Episode is SIZZLIN

Game of Thrones Mega-Fan Season 8 Recap EPISODE 3

givemeattention — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 02:11:49 -0400

WOW What an episode! Will and Alan have now watched and recapped 3 episodes of Game of Thrones.

Yuck Tapes Vol 1

givemeattention — Thu, 25 Apr 2019 13:07:34 -0400

Matt Minigell and Alan Richardson are performing in Rocketship Comedy's 2019 Yuckfest in Indianapolis. In this first episode, they have been up for a day and have driven 11 hours and are about to sleep in a Planet Fitness parking lot, but first, they recorded a podcast in the car.

Game of Thrones Mega-Fan Season 8 Recap EPISODE 2

givemeattention — Sun, 21 Apr 2019 23:52:34 -0400

Will and Alan FINALLY sat down to watch episode 2 of Game of Thrones Season 8 and WOW did things happen. Did things happen? We are honestly not sure.

Suicide by Police (Academy 5)

givemeattention — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 01:05:00 -0400

Part 5 of a mini-series where I sat and watched every Police Academy movie with different friends in one sitting. This episode I am joined STILL by Josh Pick and now with Dan Amerena & Parvo (Melly Fernandez). We did not enjoy this movie and it was bad. So we sing Jimmy Buffet and yell at each other for a while.

Game of Thrones Mega-Fan Season 8 Recap EPISODE 1

givemeattention — Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:07:18 -0400

A mini-series where we recap the final season of Game of Thrones episode by episode. Will and Alan sit and discuss the season premiere of Game of Thrones season 8.

Sizzle Sticks Vol 5

givemeattention — Thu, 28 Mar 2019 01:30:00 -0400

Alan and Will discuss, study and execute the art of the unboxing video... But on a podcast. They discuss time, travel time, ignore time and most importantly, they both call their lawyers.

Suicide by Police (Academy 4)

givemeattention — Tue, 26 Mar 2019 07:27:19 -0400

Part 4 of a 7-part mini-series where I watched every Police Academy movie in one sitting with various friends. This week we are joined (Still) by Josh Pick & J.P. Goldman and entering into the mix are comedian & duck boat legend Matt Kona and marathon runner/joke teller Randy Williams as well! The day is starting to get long, but we still discuss conspiracies of made-for-TV movies, Randy convinces us that "Movie Cheesecake" is slang for boobs and we all discuss the action blockbuster and slapstick crossover Police Academy 4!

Sizzle Sticks Vol 4

givemeattention — Thu, 21 Mar 2019 01:30:00 -0400

We try to start an episode and get upsettingly real when Alan gets too excited showing Will his old band. We also debate if Will is husky, fat or relatively in shape and take shirtless photos.

Suicide by Police (Academy 3)

givemeattention — Wed, 20 Mar 2019 00:22:24 -0400

Part 3 in a mini-series where I watched all of the Police Academy movies in one sitting with various friends. This episode I sat with Josh Pick, Dave Robinson, J.P. Goldman & Liam McGurk to watch Police Academy 3. We did not enjoy the movie, but we enjoyed each others company. This episode certainly marks an early "beginning of the end" for my sanity.

Sizzle Sticks Vol 3

givemeattention — Wed, 13 Mar 2019 23:20:20 -0400

Alan tries to get real with Will but Will really makes Alan describe every Friday The 13th movie.

Suicide by Police (Academy 2)

givemeattention — Tue, 12 Mar 2019 16:58:11 -0400

"Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment." Part 2 of the mini-series where I sat down and watched every Police Academy movie in a row. It is now 11am, Josh Pick & Chloe Cunha have stuck around and now Dave Robinson gets added into the mix. This was objectively the best in the series but also was the start of me losing track.

Sizzle Sticks Vol 2

givemeattention — Thu, 07 Mar 2019 15:42:50 -0500

Will discusses quitting his job and we roleplay to get to the bottom of it. We talk about the situation of our friendship and discuss our purpose here on the planet. And! We work hard to keep an identity secret!

Suicide by Police (Academy 1)

givemeattention — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 22:33:35 -0500

Part 1 of a mini-series where I watched every Police Academy in a row and recorded podcasts with friends after each one. Chloe Cunha, Josh Pick & I watched Police Academy 1 at 9am. Lets see how the day starts!

Sizzle Sticks Vol 1

givemeattention — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 21:57:31 -0500

Alan Richardson & Will Martin once sat down for an inaugural taping of their unnamed show. This is the recording of that taping and the emotion spelunking that is friendship. Welcome to Sizzle Sticks.