Getting You Home On Friday

Getting You Home On Friday Trailer

Getting You Home On Friday — Fri, 10 Jan 2025 16:02:51 +1100

First sneak peak into our new comedy series, Getting You Home On Friday!
Join as for some chuckles, some laughs, wit and humour every Friday :)

You've been listening to the voices of: Cheng, Gavin Jones, Hester van der Vyver, Linda Chong, Nate Gothard and Thomas Taufan.

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

1. Romans, Magic and Ghosts, Oh My!

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 07 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Dive straight in to the first chuckle worthy episode of GYHOF.

We travel to Ancient Rome with Caesar and the hardships of ruling #slayqueen,
a short skit to warm the cockles in the middle and finish with the first episode of Paranormal Patrol
where unexplained anomalies draw a chaotically funny team to find ghosts. Or whatever it is making
those weird sounds.

Join us for a laugh at the end of a very long week.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

On the Roman Nose: Markus Rectum
Nate Gothard as Caesar and Nero

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Cheng as Markus

Linda Chong as Intercom

Short Skits: None Shall Pass
Thomas Taufan as Mage

Nate Gothard as Serf

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely's Head (Chapter 1)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean and Mary

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Cheng as William

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

2. News and the Sound of Nothing

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Second episode bringing you News as it breaks, before it breaks you. As well as the challenges of Rome with love and war, and the ongoing investigations at the old gaol at Lady Loosely's Head.

Will Caesar remember his wife's loving words? Will Buster and the gang find the things that go bump in the nights? It's all exciting, all exhilarating (and chuckle worthy) here on Getting You Home On Friday!

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.

Credits:

News, Yekaslov

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

On the Roman Nose, Letters

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 2)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

3. Why Tanks Toots

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 21 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

In Episode 3, the Delegation of the Hun visit Ancient Rome with an intriguing deal, we follow the Sheep Trials in Tasmania and the team make contact in Paranormal Patrol. Physical Contact. Just not the kind Buster wants.

Go on, have another chuckle on a simmering Friday, bursting for the weekend ahead.

Credits:

On The Roman Nose : Toots

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Wolfgang

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Short Skit: Sheep Dog

Thomas Taufan as Announcer

Hester van der Vyver as the Judge

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 3)
Gavin Jones as John
Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost
Hester van der Vyver as Jean
Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

4. I Love A Sunburnt Sausage, Some Books and Ghostly Pains

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Ah, another end of a week, sit back, or sit on the edge of your seat, either way, as our Paranormal Investigators find out the true meaning of "24", we join a very enthusiastic reader and critic for a weekly book club and chew the cud with Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback.

Friday, just one step closer to the weekend.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 4)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Book Club

Linda Chong as Presenter

Hester van der Vyver as Dr. Earnest P.Squintly

Ed & Ted, Flood of 0’69

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

5. Aunt Agatha, Watches and a Firm Stool

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 07 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

It's a very special Friday with a loving letter from everyone's favourite Aunt Agatha, as well as our two Aussie Farmers taking it easy outback and the eccentric team, Paranormal Patrol, dodging that which they wish to find (Ghosts, it's Ghost's). Puns, dry humour and smiles all round for this Friday, no matter the weather.

Credits:

Aunt Agatha, Everest

Hester van der Vyver as Aunt Agatha

Cheng as Lou

Linda Chong as Abigail

Ed & Ted, Time Flies

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 5)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

6. Dogs, Dodecahedrons and a Gold Star for Pete.

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Friday I'm in love, with some good old fashioned soap opera drama, a very good dog on the farms at Ed & Ted and some more ghosts busting on Paranormal Patrol. Whose the bestest boy in the middle of nowhere? Will we ever get a satisfying love triangle in an audio series? Will the team on Paranormal Patrol finally get some solid evidence of the unknown? There's only one way to find out, hope you enjoy.

Credits:

Ed & Ted, Good Dog

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Iley Jones as child

Hospital Drama

Thomas Taufan as Doctor

Hester van der Vyver as Nurse

Nate Gothard as Narrator

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 6)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

7. What Gives Sensus?

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 21 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

This week, join us, for up to date, startling relevant and punny news, journey back to Ancient Rome where Caesar and Sensus discuss the trials and tribulations of the Colosseum, and join us to hear scary sounds, bizarre noises and inner monologues with Paranormal Patrol. Have they finally discovered some ghosts of the Irish variety?

When you can't cry, you laugh, join us at the end of a bizarre week on this planet we call Earth.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

News, Snodgrass

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

On the Roman Nose, Old Toothless

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Testiclees, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 7)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Voice Over and Soldier

Linda Chong as Petra

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

8. My Precious Doowdrah Eniuneg

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 28 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

In this stunningly bizarre week of March, we try to humour you with gags, jokes and more gags with Short Skits, On the Roman Nose and Paranormal Patrol. How does Caesar deal with news from overseas? Who left the skid marks on the Marbled Palace floor? Who are the barbarians? And of course we continue our enthusiastic group of investigators as they devise ways to communicate with the dead and their colleagues alike. Buster just can't seem to get the message...

Wishing you a gorgeously lazy or adventurous weekend ahead to leave the week behind.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

Short Skits, Power Corrupts

Gavin Jones as PM

Linda Chong as Reporter

On the Roman Nose, Barbarians

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Narrator, and Guard

Cheng as Markus

Linda Chong as Intercom

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 8)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

9. Dry, Dry, Just Not in Question Time

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 04 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1100

No matter where in the world you are, you're probably looking for an escape and we have just the thing. Some more spooky, punny adventures with Paranormal Patrol, some Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback, and one of our personal favourites, a skit from Question Time. Some political satire to end the week with. Though with all the political chaos one must ask, how much is too much, and what is satire when everything is a bit of a joke...

Some old school laughs for a modern time, join us a for a chuckle, stay for the laughs.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head, (Chapter 9)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely

Question Time, Importance of Free Speech

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Deputy PM

Cheng as Kickatin

Thomas Taufan as Reporter

Ed & Ted Dry, Dry!

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

10. Prophecy, Fate and the Odd Bogey

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 11 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday, finish up the week with a smile or a laugh and join Caesar and Sensus in dealing with crime and justice, a short a merry skit to break up the episode and finish with the finale of Paranormal Patrol at Lady Loosely's Head. It's not goodbye forever for the Paranormal Patrol, but they do need to wrap up this investigation and answer once and for all, is the gaol at Lady Loosely's Head haunted? And also who is doing the haunting? Does the HR department need to know about Buster and the Stool? Does insurance handle ghost related accidents? For all that and more, join us on Getting You Home On Friday!

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Cheng as Centurian and Clemency

Linda Chong as Intercom

Short Skit, Hostiles

Nate Gothard as Pilot

Thomas Taufan as Co-Pilot

Paranormal Patrol,Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 10)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster, Soldier and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

11. For Pittius Sake, it’s Ol’ Blue and Edgar.

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 18 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday and we have a nice bag of mixed skits to get you through the week. We bring you political chaos and humour with On the Roman Nose, some good old Australian love for the Blue Heeler in Ed & Ted, and a glorious entrance with one of our favourite Characters, Old Edgar. We explore the beauty of names, lineage, the glories of youth and the importance a good exorcism at the end of a week.

So sit back, relax and have a laugh at the end of another chaotic week.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

On the Roman Nose, More’s the Pity

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Pittius, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Ed & Ted, Ol’ Blue

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Old Edgar, Life

Nicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

12. Introducing our Private Dick

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday sometime in April and we join our newest Detective on the block, Dick Clever, for an all-round stylistic and amusing approach to crime. Not just any crime, but one involving cod pieces. Disturbingly curious. We then take you to the Doctor's office, where nothing is quite as it seems, and then some amusing storytelling with Ed & Ted. They just can't seem to understand "women folk" these days. In turn, I don't quite understand them so I think we're even.

Either way, we hope you enjoy another week of skits both short and long, and remember size doesn't matter, as long as it tickles your fancy.

Credits

Dick Clever, Dick and Doc

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Short Skit, Doctor

Gavin Jones as Doctor

Thomas Taufan as Jenkins

Linda Chong as Secretary

Ed & Ted, Compliments

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

13. Push Bikes, Smokes and one Deliciously Cranky Captain

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 02 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it.

Sit back, relax, and prepare for a quick bite of wonderfully humorous....uh...humour.

News, Push Bikes

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Ed & Ted, Give up the Smokes

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Captain Hickory

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

14. Caesar, The Archbishop, and a Detective walk into a Bar

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 09 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

During tumultuous changes in this world of ours, we turn to the intelligence, wisdom and understanding of the Archbishop, the diplomacy and gentle rule of Lord Caesar and the incredible justice work by Detective Clever. Scratch that, we turn to the humour that all three worlds provide, with puns, quick wit and more twists and turns than that Labyrinth they stuck that cowman in.

Between visiting the Coliseum for some good old-fashioned entertainment, listening to the bewildering musings of Adhere in Dick Clever and listening to the chaotic mind of the Archbishop, I think we have enough humour to get you through the end of the week.

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

On the Roman Nose, Here Kitty, Kitty

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Pervert 2

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice

Cheng as Pervert 1

Dick Clever, Adhere

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

15. The Humble Potato and Other Stories

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 16 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste).

Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Archbishop, Potato

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

Ed & Ted, Dust Storm

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Regina and Larry

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Regina

Thomas Taufan as Larry the Lemming

Linda Chong as Singer

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

16. Organs, Delegations and an Issue with Jurisdiction

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 23 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School?

We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You Home on Friday. Join us as Caesar and Sensus deal with yet another delegation, Dick Clever finds another lead in the Cod Piece Murders and we have another short and sweet skit for your ears to roll over in delight with.

May your week end well and your organs to be untouched.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Short Skit, Organs

Thomas Taufan as Organist

On the Roman Nose, Delegation

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Dick Clever, Jurisdiction

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and Jack

Linda Chong as Barker and Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

17. Don't Work with Children, Grown or Otherwise

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 30 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown.

Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Ed & Ted, Kids

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Short Skit, What a Day

Linda Chong as Bella

Hester van der Vyver as Skye

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Preeya Ahluwalia as Child

Dick Clever, Takes Two

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Captain Hickory

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

18. I Love the Sticky Bits

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 06 Jun 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's another Friday and we are hitting the comedy ground running with some satirical political announcements from our glorious PM, some very serious issues in Ancient Rome (Chef has really stepped up their game) and we introduce Dick Clever's latest obstacle in working the Cod Piece Murders; a female partner *gasp*.

All three stories and skits will surely send you off with a smile, maybe a chuckle, into the last of the week and into the sunrise of the weekend. And if you work weekends, well, we hope we brighten your work period. You got this.

Short Skit, Straight Forward

Thomas Taufan as Prime Minister

Linda Chong as Reporter

On the Roman Nose, Windfal

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Windfal

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Gavin Jones as Brute

Dick Clever, Petra

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Linda Chong as Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

19. Cutting the Fog with a Spoon

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 13 Jun 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Breaking News, there have been developments in the Exclusive School of Welltado as well as other bizarre governmental tantrums. Detective Dick Clever continues to investigate even when the fog comes rolling in and his colleagues are not as helpful as he would like...and Ed has a new hat!

All the excitement, all the comedy, right here on Getting You Home On Friday.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

News, Welltado

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Dick Clever, Red Tinkles

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Ed & Ted, New Hat

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

20. Ears like a Mule and a Fish Finger Packet

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 20 Jun 2025 06:30:00 +1000

We're on the streets of Ancient Rome, joined by Caesar, Sensus and a fat arsed.....whoops...Phatinas to look at ways to improve the almost perfect city. We join a chaotic collective of Politicians in Question Time with an incredible Point of Order...and we follow Dick Clever hot on the trail of whoever is molesting Fish Fingers and shoving them into orifices around the city (the orifices belonging to their murdered victims).

Who is the murderer?

What can we invent to improve Rome?

Are Politicians ever efficient and cohesive?

Join us for another episode of Getting You Home On Friday.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

On the Roman Nose, Streets of Rome

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s Mum

Thomas Taufan as Phatinias, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Question Time, Point of Order

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Treasurer

Thomas Taufan as Opposition Whip and Reporter

Dick Clever, Regina’s Question

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

21. A Legend in Batter, a Dash of Magic and a Pinch of Love

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 27 Jun 2025 06:30:00 +1000

So, there we were, with Regina about to spill the beans, the ham and several different condiments, Ed and Ted trying to navigate the world of mental health and some guy doing Magic onstage. It was an odd situation to be in, but by the Gods, it's what you expect when we're Getting You Home On Friday.

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Short Skit, Just Magic

Nate Gothard as Albert

Ed & Ted, What’s on Yer Mind

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

22. It Hadn’t Rained, It Was Just Wet

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 04 Jul 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It was 5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained, it was just wet. With suspects denying the undeniable, wild sports events livening up the party and Peace Talks in Crete, we have a short and sweet collection of skits and stories to get you home on whatever Friday you're experiencing. Or not Friday, one can definitely enjoy this on a not-Friday sort of day.

Now, to Rome! and an unnamed city with lots of murders! And a sports event!

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Dick Clever, Deny the Undeniable

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

Gavin Jones As Butler

Short Skit, Johnson

Nate Gothard as Commentator

On the Roman Nose, Peace

Nate Gothard as Caesar, Oivey, Villager and Men

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s Mum

Thomas Taufan as Xerxes, Voice and Men

Linda Chong as Ptolomy and Intercom

Cheng as Men

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

23. Who's Askin'?

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Come with me now, down the little road to a land that time forgot, where stories run rife with wit and comedy, and tales grow by the bunches. Ed & Ted are chatting...again...but this time the subject is extracurricular activities.

Dick had just begun questioning the giant food distributor, Cecil Lardbottom. The only man in history whose stomach was affected by
The moon's gravity. But, are we any closer to finding the character behind the Cod Piece Murders? Or is this just another red herring?

And we have another enthralling story from the wonderful Old Edgar. Who doesn't like that accent?

Sit back, relax and indulge in some short and sweet audio comedy.

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and

Cecil Lardbottom

Ed & Ted, Mind Reading

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Old Edgar Navy

Nicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

24. Tongs for the Memories

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 18 Jul 2025 06:30:00 +1000

So, the next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered a
large quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....Meanwhile, Caesar and Sensus were dealing with a crisis of a different kind...an accountant! All so crucial, all so precise...all so very...very...precise.

So join us for a nice short and sweet On the Roman Nose and Dick Clever episode.

Murder and Ancient Rome? Say less.

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

Gavin Jones As Butler

On the Roman Nose, Accounted For

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Morose and Intercom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

25. A Good Frisking at the Party

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 25 Jul 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Good Day, today the Prime Minister's approval rating has slipped in the Polls, however, his ratings have improved with the Germans and remains flat with the French. Ed & Ted are debriefing after a family party (who was that guy with the mo' and limp?) and we tune in once again to Dick Clever for the Penultimate episode. It was 9:55 and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as they were questioning the enormous character of Cecil Lardbottom.

Three stories and skits, three chances for a giggle and a laugh on this day we call Friday (or whatever day you're listening to).

News, International News

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack and Correspondent

Ed & Ted, The Party

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Patriots Syndrome

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

26. See Spot, an Act of War and the End of a Case

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 01 Aug 2025 06:30:00 +1000

See spot run.
See Fedux doing odd things with the mail and his nipples.
See Dick Clever trying to wrap the case up before someone else ends up with a Cod Piece in their ear.

See all of this with your mind as you listen to the latest episode of Getting You Home On Friday. It's another week of fun, chaos, and bountiful wit and humour. It's also the final week of Dick Clever, our glorious detective, is at the end of his journey, or is he?

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

See Spot

Gavin Jones as Storyteller

On the Roman Nose, Act of War

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Dick Clever., Cuff Em

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Gavin Jones as Butler

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

27. Shadana the Personality

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 08 Aug 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Caesar is going through some tough times. He did, in all fairness, say that he could have peace with Persia IF and only IF King Nordsan Xerxes did NOT offer his daughter's hand in marriage. It's a fair boundary, right? How far will King Norsdan Xerxes go? How far will Caesar go? What does Cleopatra think of all of this?

And sandwiched between these two glorious On the Roman Nose episodes, is a gorgeous segment by our one and only fabulous Fashion Guru. Are you fashionable enough?

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Fedux and Voice

Linda Chong as Shadana

Fashion

Linda Chong as Fashion Guru

On the Roman Nose, The Dresser

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Octavious, Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

28. We Have a Back Door?

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 15 Aug 2025 08:30:00 +1000

Hark, I hear the sounds of ghouls and ghosts, the dead rattling chains and the eerie sounds of seagulls off the coast. It's Paranormal Patrol! Our favourite Paranormal Hunters return for a thrilling new investigation along the Straits of Dire.

We are also hearing the next instalment of On the Roman Nose. Is this the end of the drama surrounding Shadana the Personality?

And we have a thrilling snippet of a much-loved sporting event.

So many things to look forward to, so little time.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 11)

Gavin Jones as John

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Arabella

Short Skit, Snooker

Nate Gothard as Commentator

On the Roman Nose, Worthwhile

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Xerxes and Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

29. You Forgot the Interns

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 22 Aug 2025 08:30:00 +1000

Today we read from the Journal of Scott of the Antarctic, a remarkable explorer in any terms...or is he? Then we join our amazing team at Paranormal Team for some hard-hitting questions, like, what is the shadow in the bar? Why is the Lady in Blue looking out to see? Does the Thermonuclear Camera cause cancer? To end this enthralling episode, we ask another question of Ed and Ted; we've been to cities that never close down, so why do they lock their doors?

From the cold of the Antarctic Region, to the heat of the Australian Outback and the chills of Paranormal Investigations, we have a few witty banters to brighten the end of your work week.

Gavin Jones as Presenter

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 12)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Arabella

Ed & Ted, The Bad Day

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

30. Goblins, Flies and Ghosts, Oh My!

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 29 Aug 2025 07:12:00 +1000

Click go the shears boys, sold in a hurry over the internet to some foreign buyer. I remember a time when Australia rode on the sheep's back, but I can't seem to picture the saddle. Ah, yes, welcome to another endearing journey to the famed outback. A country where time stood still..... and died. And then once we wash our hands of the flies and the dirt, we join the intrepid team of Paranormal Patrol chasing things that go bump in the night...and ghosts...Then we end this week's episode with two relatively sweet and innocent Goblins planning a great meal for the end of the week. Or are they?

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 13)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Short Skit, Goblins

Nate Gothard Pratbizz

Hester van der Vyver as Wuirmiard

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

31. Crook as Rookwood

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 05 Sep 2025 06:30:00 +1000

This week we have our favourite things starting with 'G'! Golf, Ghosts and Good Old Stories from Ed & Ted. From 'Sweet Thing Jean' to your kid wanting to fill your shoes, there's plenty of heart-warming, loving stories....on another series. We only have quick wit, Dad jokes and bizarre stories here.

So sit back, relax, and let us help you get home on Friday.

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 14)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Arabella

Ed & Ted, Like Dad

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

32. Ahoy Sailor, We Have Budget Studs

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 12 Sep 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's one of those Fridays where you can finally let work roll off your mind, and the frivolities of the weekend can flutter in front of your mind. The sort of mood that lends itself to the Paranormal Patrol naming a Ghost and greeting an ancient sailor. Where the dramas of Question Time explode into a flurry of pointy fingers and flirtatious comments, and crime is a rising issue, even in the rural areas of Australia, with Ed & Ted.

At least the criminals are pretty and the cops are fast.

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 15)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Albert

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Crewman and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Question Time, Budget Studs

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Treasurer and Upperam

Thomas Taufan as Opposition Whip, Prime

Minister and Reporter

Linda Chong as Leader of the Opposition

Ed & Ted, Pretty Crook

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

33. Do Wombats Poop Squares?

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Today, we read from the Journal of Alexander the Great, Petra and Jean come face to face with the faceless shadow at the end of the bar of the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, and Pete and John help Buster overcome his fears in the cellar while something creepy happens in the kitchen. Beyond Paranormal happenings and the like, we also have a delegation visit Caesar and Sensus. Not A. Delegation, but a delegation. Important difference.

Join us for the laughs, stay for the stories.

Gavin Jones as Presenter

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 16)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Dave

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

On the Roman Nose, Scum

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

34. As Long as She’s Happy

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Ninja Drinkers, Real Talk, Phone Calls, Oh My! From the eerie sightings of ghosts and ghouls to the dry landscape of Ed and Ted and the painful side of phone calls, we have something for almost everyone here at Getting You Home On Friday. It's bizarre, it's witty, it's fast and slow, it's a sweet breath of relief at the end of a long, long week.

Listen, celebrate and then talk about it with your local Ninja Drinker.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol Shabby Seagull (Chapter 17)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete, Albert and Dave

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Short Skit, Ring

Nate Gothard as Guy

Ed & Ted, Brother Jennifer

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

35. The Flu, the Blues and Some Quick News

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 03 Oct 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's another glorious Friday! We have some news, Ted has the flu and Buster just might go and cry. From ghosts in the kitchen, screaming in the basement, confusing doctor appointments and amazing weather reporters, we have plenty to keep you smiling into the weekend.

Sit back, relax, and avoid catching that ghastly 'fire flu'.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Weather Report

Linda Chong as Reporter

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 18)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Ed & Ted, Allergic Reaction

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

36. I'm Sure Albert Will Help

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 10 Oct 2025 06:30:00 +1100

The Penultimate episode of Getting You Home Friday brings you another episode of Paranormal Patrol at the Shabby Seagull Inn, looking over the Straits of Dire. Will the team get solid evidence of the ghosts haunting the establishment? Will they finally determine whether the dress is Blue or Aqua? Will Buster need a therapist for all the trauma he has experienced? Who knows...oh wait...we do.

Anyway...Ed & Ted discuss the almighty question that plagues everyone at this time of the year. What day is it? Honestly, it's all confusing when Christmas Decorations precede Halloween and Easter Eggs still sneak their way onto shelves.

And more importantly, we look at the importance of protection in our short skit. Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

Join us for the laughs, stay for the bewilderment.

No Busters were harmed in the making of this production.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 19)
Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean and Lady in Blue

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Short Skit: Protection

Nate Gothard as John

Linda Chong as Lady

Thomas Taufan as Rocky

Ed & Ted, Fer a Monday

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

37. The Last Hurrah

Mike Jones and Iley Jones — Fri, 17 Oct 2025 06:30:00 +1100

It's the final episode of Getting You Home On Friday, and we leave our lovely Caesar and Sensus with the lovely Ruth the Toothless Soothsayer. Will she bring positive news of a wonderful, glorious future? Or does she see what horrors humankind brings upon itself, starting with the tragic day in which Harambe dies? Stay tuned to find out!

We also wrap up the investigation at the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, with the great team at Paranormal Patrol. Are there ghosts haunting the estate? Or is it a fever dream that will haunt Buster until the end of his days?

And ending the episode, we have a poem and song, both written (the latter sung) by the original writer and creator of GYHOF, Mike Jones. It would have been his birthday this October, so we celebrate his life and the worlds he created with this final episode.

We're going home, hopefully with a smile on our faces and a laugh in our belly.

Stay safe and enjoy the little things in life.

WARNING: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander listeners are warned that the following program may contain voices of deceased persons.

Credits:

On the Roman Nose, Dire Warning

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Ruth

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull Inn (Chapter 20)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Lady in Blue

Nate Gothard as Buster, Crewman and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Arabella

The Last Hurrah, Poem

Nate Gothard as Voice

Mike Jones as himself
Includes "Open Skies" by Slow Road South / Mike Jones

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern