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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2021 12:18:36 -0800</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2021 18:44:28 -0800</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 11:39:44 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about hosting parties, friend groups, anxiety, psychiatric drugs, and recall a villain from the podcast's past.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2021 15:27:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss how horny men affect the environment, diminished attention spans, Satanism, farming, and Chronic Lyme Disease.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss how horny men affect the environment, diminished attention spans, Satanism, farming, and Chronic Lyme Disease.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3367</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys imagine life inside the pod, and talk about their love of Computer, Computer mindset, maintaining your Computer temple, and what ills may be visited upon you should you stray from Computer's glow.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys imagine life inside the pod, and talk about their love of Computer, Computer mindset, maintaining your Computer temple, and what ills may be visited upon you should you stray from Computer's glow.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>UNLOCKED: LET ME BE CLEAR, THIS IS A PODCAST</title>
      <itunes:title>UNLOCKED: LET ME BE CLEAR, THIS IS A PODCAST</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b15de192</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2021 12:09:30 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3465</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>We have made this FEELING WELL PREMIUM episode available to the masses. The boys ring in their second anniversary with delirious stream-of-consciousness riffs and respond to some listener calls. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We have made this FEELING WELL PREMIUM episode available to the masses. The boys ring in their second anniversary with delirious stream-of-consciousness riffs and respond to some listener calls. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>RALPH IN THE PARK ON A FALL DAY</title>
      <itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>106</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>RALPH IN THE PARK ON A FALL DAY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/247f6941</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2021 14:57:14 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3476</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boy (Lloyd is gone — it's just Ralph) once again records from Maria Hernandez Park in Brooklyn and muses about skateboarders, the realities of independent filmmaking, mistaking consumption for productivity, horror movies, and the bittersweetness of autumn.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boy (Lloyd is gone — it's just Ralph) once again records from Maria Hernandez Park in Brooklyn and muses about skateboarders, the realities of independent filmmaking, mistaking consumption for productivity, horror movies, and the bittersweetness of au</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>... TO WHAT END?</title>
      <itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>105</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>... TO WHAT END?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/523f7496</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2021 12:59:14 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3145</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about sustaining small defeats, the meaninglessness of their jobs, workplace psychologies, finding satisfaction in work, and consider their future employment prospects.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about sustaining small defeats, the meaninglessness of their jobs, workplace psychologies, finding satisfaction in work, and consider their future employment prospects.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LLOYD HOWELL IS FOR THE CHILDREN</title>
      <itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>104</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>LLOYD HOWELL IS FOR THE CHILDREN</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/74e59651</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2021 12:38:28 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3331</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about gay Superman, Marvel's "The Eternals," Ralph's perilous hike with Ratboy, the state of Lloyd's feet, and imagine how Lloyd may relate to his neighbors' children.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about gay Superman, Marvel's "The Eternals," Ralph's perilous hike with Ratboy, the state of Lloyd's feet, and imagine how Lloyd may relate to his neighbors' children.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>COMPUTER GIVETH AND COMPUTER JERKETH ME OFF</title>
      <itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>103</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>COMPUTER GIVETH AND COMPUTER JERKETH ME OFF</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c4138b18</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2021 16:28:29 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c4138b18/342387b2.mp3" length="50986991" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3182</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the Bible, the virtues of sex negativity, their horniest computer sins, the difference between online and real-life relationships, and "The Many Saints of Newark."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about the Bible, the virtues of sex negativity, their horniest computer sins, the difference between online and real-life relationships, and "The Many Saints of Newark."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>PORRIDGE BRAIN HOURS</title>
      <itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>102</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>PORRIDGE BRAIN HOURS</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/43af4b19</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2021 14:50:17 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/43af4b19/f0265e84.mp3" length="54650602" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3411</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about their atrophied brains, fatphobia, RGB using anal beads, and instances in which they and people they know have humiliated themselves on drugs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about their atrophied brains, fatphobia, RGB using anal beads, and instances in which they and people they know have humiliated themselves on drugs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CHOKE ME UNTIL I MEET GOD FT. @SWAMP_PIXIE</title>
      <itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>101</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>CHOKE ME UNTIL I MEET GOD FT. @SWAMP_PIXIE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/fd64f0f4</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/fd64f0f4/3e53c5b8.mp3" length="74607853" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4658</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boy (Lloyd is absent) talks to returning guest Rosellen about mental health, so-called feminine aesthetics, Adderall, dick pics, and misplaced moralizing in art (with an emphasis on Vincent Gallo).</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boy (Lloyd is absent) talks to returning guest Rosellen about mental health, so-called feminine aesthetics, Adderall, dick pics, and misplaced moralizing in art (with an emphasis on Vincent Gallo).</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CAN'T FIGHT CITY HELL</title>
      <itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>100</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>CAN'T FIGHT CITY HELL</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b207fdae</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/b207fdae/729d2bb8.mp3" length="54868823" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3425</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's recent partying, imagine a Lloyd-run nightclub, and respond to questions from their Patreon patrons touching upon such subjects as fishing, simulation theory, and the nature of their fanbase.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's recent partying, imagine a Lloyd-run nightclub, and respond to questions from their Patreon patrons touching upon such subjects as fishing, simulation theory, and the nature of their fanbase.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LLOYD HOWELL IS DEAD, LONG LIVE LLOYD HOWELL</title>
      <itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>99</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>LLOYD HOWELL IS DEAD, LONG LIVE LLOYD HOWELL</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/836f98d6</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/836f98d6/0e2d1005.mp3" length="49644572" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3098</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys mourn the loss of Lloyd's Twitter account of 11 years, and talk about life as a low-follower poster, fake online friends, Lloyd in Hell, and  wonder if President Biden can help get @voidhowler back.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys mourn the loss of Lloyd's Twitter account of 11 years, and talk about life as a low-follower poster, fake online friends, Lloyd in Hell, and  wonder if President Biden can help get @voidhowler back.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>HEAR THE SWEAT (LLOYD LIKING BUTT PICS)</title>
      <itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>98</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>HEAR THE SWEAT (LLOYD LIKING BUTT PICS)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/003364d6</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3430</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about standup comedy, childhood fears, Noah Berlatsky, Kanye West's "Donda," and Ralph calls out Lloyd's horny Twitter likes.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>97</podcast:episode>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/da0816b9</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2021 10:10:23 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3348</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about beta male sex appeal, lifting weights, autumnal vibes and activities, pumpkin spice lattes, and their health.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about beta male sex appeal, lifting weights, autumnal vibes and activities, pumpkin spice lattes, and their health.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BASIC, IN STINK</title>
      <itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>96</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>BASIC, IN STINK</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/8045fcea</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 09:45:45 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3415</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about not bathing, getting off the grid, Lloyd seeking to avenge his quilled dog, Ralph's love for Islamic terrorist aesthetics, and movie nudity.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about not bathing, getting off the grid, Lloyd seeking to avenge his quilled dog, Ralph's love for Islamic terrorist aesthetics, and movie nudity.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE INCH AND THE ORIFICE, BOTH TROUBLESOME</title>
      <itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>95</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE INCH AND THE ORIFICE, BOTH TROUBLESOME</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/9e61a42b</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3673</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about female podcasters, Lloyd's rapping skills, infidelity, and "bleak movies," touching upon "First Cow (2019)," Holocaust films, "Elephant (2003)," and Paul Schrader.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about female podcasters, Lloyd's rapping skills, infidelity, and "bleak movies," touching upon "First Cow (2019)," Holocaust films, "Elephant (2003)," and Paul Schrader.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>UNLOCKED: CWCVILLE: THE RETURN</title>
      <itunes:title>UNLOCKED: CWCVILLE: THE RETURN</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/17a32bd5</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3244</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this UNLOCKED Patreon episode the boys talk about the leaked Chris-Chan audio and his seeming fate, "The Green Knight" and the aesthetic of modern independent films, David Lynch, and imagine their own Chris-Chan movie. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to receive a bonus episode every Thursday and to unlock their full premium library.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this UNLOCKED Patreon episode the boys talk about the leaked Chris-Chan audio and his seeming fate, "The Green Knight" and the aesthetic of modern independent films, David Lynch, and imagine their own Chris-Chan movie. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingw</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CHRIS-CHAN INNOCENT</title>
      <itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>94</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>CHRIS-CHAN INNOCENT</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/0aed814f</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3290</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Lloyd struggling to podcast, Lloyd's victory over his ex, the midwest, "wellness" in the workplace, and the DaBaby controversy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd struggling to podcast, Lloyd's victory over his ex, the midwest, "wellness" in the workplace, and the DaBaby controversy.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>NICE PANTS, MR. KHAKIS OR: LOS BIPOS DE TWITTER</title>
      <itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>93</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>NICE PANTS, MR. KHAKIS OR: LOS BIPOS DE TWITTER</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/ae099ead</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 11:30:01 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3299</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about hogs, Nicolas Cage, mating with animal-human hybrids, lady Congresspeople, and share memories of being bullied.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about hogs, Nicolas Cage, mating with animal-human hybrids, lady Congresspeople, and share memories of being bullied.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>VIVRE SA VIE</title>
      <itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>92</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>VIVRE SA VIE</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/9b82f7e4</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3115</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about American Idol, Ralph's trip to France, the limitations of traveling alone, the fear of wasting your life, and imagine Ralph's French son.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about American Idol, Ralph's trip to France, the limitations of traveling alone, the fear of wasting your life, and imagine Ralph's French son.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - MAY ENGLAND DROWN IN ALBERTA'S RATS</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - MAY ENGLAND DROWN IN ALBERTA'S RATS</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[On this extended teaser, Kevin (@Kevaclysm) joins Lloyd (@voidhowler) to talk blowing trees and listening to metal, the perfidious lying Albertans, and how to turn Feeling Well into a startup. Unlock the whole episode at patreon.com/feelingwell !]]>
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        <![CDATA[On this extended teaser, Kevin (@Kevaclysm) joins Lloyd (@voidhowler) to talk blowing trees and listening to metal, the perfidious lying Albertans, and how to turn Feeling Well into a startup. Unlock the whole episode at patreon.com/feelingwell !]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2021 08:17:05 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>862</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>On this extended teaser, Kevin (@Kevaclysm) joins Lloyd (@voidhowler) to talk blowing trees and listening to metal, the perfidious lying Albertans, and how to turn Feeling Well into a startup. Unlock the whole episode at patreon.com/feelingwell !</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this extended teaser, Kevin (@Kevaclysm) joins Lloyd (@voidhowler) to talk blowing trees and listening to metal, the perfidious lying Albertans, and how to turn Feeling Well into a startup. Unlock the whole episode at patreon.com/feelingwell !</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>FUN LITTLE SUICIDE PACTS FT. GIGI AVALON</title>
      <itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>91</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>FUN LITTLE SUICIDE PACTS FT. GIGI AVALON</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[Lloyd is joined by Gigi Avalon (@gruesomerepairs on Instagram) to discuss the joys of illiteracy, compare their difficult animals and death drives, and discourse on what makes a simp a simp.]]>
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        <![CDATA[Lloyd is joined by Gigi Avalon (@gruesomerepairs on Instagram) to discuss the joys of illiteracy, compare their difficult animals and death drives, and discourse on what makes a simp a simp.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3274</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>Lloyd is joined by Gigi Avalon (@gruesomerepairs on Instagram) to discuss the joys of illiteracy, compare their difficult animals and death drives, and discourse on what makes a simp a simp.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lloyd is joined by Gigi Avalon (@gruesomerepairs on Instagram) to discuss the joys of illiteracy, compare their difficult animals and death drives, and discourse on what makes a simp a simp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ABANDON YOUR DOGS</title>
      <itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>90</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ABANDON YOUR DOGS</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3397</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about US presidents, beer, Lloyd suing his ex, traveling abroad, and Lloyd traumatizing his dogs.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2021 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3430</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss the soullessness of Disney, content by algorithm, the evolution of "soy" actors, imagine an alternate version of Pixar's "INSIDE OUT (2015)," and Ralph conceives of a cure for depression.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss the soullessness of Disney, content by algorithm, the evolution of "soy" actors, imagine an alternate version of Pixar's "INSIDE OUT (2015)," and Ralph conceives of a cure for depression.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A TERRIBLE ERROR EXAMINED</title>
      <itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>88</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A TERRIBLE ERROR EXAMINED</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/74ad9c14</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3811</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys have a long talk about Lloyd's departure from his latest job: the ex-girlfriend he was with through college and after who hired him, the nature of their relationship, their breakup, the job, and his quitting.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys have a long talk about Lloyd's departure from his latest job: the ex-girlfriend he was with through college and after who hired him, the nature of their relationship, their breakup, the job, and his quitting.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS, NOT WITH A BANG BUT A TWEET</title>
      <itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>87</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS, NOT WITH A BANG BUT A TWEET</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/031b4e6c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3408</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Italian-American representation, growing up on social media, rentism, feelings of powerlessness, and tweeting through the apocalypse.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Italian-American representation, growing up on social media, rentism, feelings of powerlessness, and tweeting through the apocalypse.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER — LLOYD NERVOUSLY HUDDLED OVER HIS MIC IN A COFFEE SHOP</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER — LLOYD NERVOUSLY HUDDLED OVER HIS MIC IN A COFFEE SHOP</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/45cc472b</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>977</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lloyd becoming inured to killing, hunting Ralph for sport, potato sack rompers, "Shiva Baby (2020)," and the dispiriting cinema of posters. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lloyd becoming inured to killing, hunting Ralph for sport, potato sack rompers, "Shiva Baby (2020)," and the dispiriting cinema of posters. Subscribe at patreon.com/fe</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>NEW RULE: TICKS ARE BAD</title>
      <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>86</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>NEW RULE: TICKS ARE BAD</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3242</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss making small talk, interacting with children, dealing with ticks and other critters, Australia, and the awfulness of Bill Maher.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss making small talk, interacting with children, dealing with ticks and other critters, Australia, and the awfulness of Bill Maher.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - YOUR ENEMIES IN HELL FOREVER</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - YOUR ENEMIES IN HELL FOREVER</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b487393d</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1003</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about sunscreen, gardening, Thomas Nast, the meaning of their dreams, the terrors of getting too stoned, and Nickleback. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about sunscreen, gardening, Thomas Nast, the meaning of their dreams, the terrors of getting too stoned, and Nickleback. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the res</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>WAKING UP THE WOKE FT. @_CAROLBOT</title>
      <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>85</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>WAKING UP THE WOKE FT. @_CAROLBOT</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/6200a0f9</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/6200a0f9/e9c0d9be.mp3" length="55824998" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:duration>3484</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Lloyd's posting habits, and are then joined by @_carolbot to discuss what kind of parents they'd all be, irony poisoning, and their post-vaccination experiences.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd's posting habits, and are then joined by @_carolbot to discuss what kind of parents they'd all be, irony poisoning, and their post-vaccination experiences.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>HEY SARA, CHECK OUT MY GRAVE</title>
      <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>84</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>HEY SARA, CHECK OUT MY GRAVE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/33b448c8</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3337</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about what Lloyd did during his hiatus, conservative talk show hosts, "falafel," an embarrassing date Lloyd once had at the beach, and the potential benefits of mushrooms.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about what Lloyd did during his hiatus, conservative talk show hosts, "falafel," an embarrassing date Lloyd once had at the beach, and the potential benefits of mushrooms.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE POD OF THE BIRD THAT LOVES ITS CAGE</title>
      <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>83</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE POD OF THE BIRD THAT LOVES ITS CAGE</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b947a52b</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3799</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boy (LLoyd is gone — it's just Ralph) prattles on by himself speculating about Lloyd's absence, describing what compels him to podcast, and talking about guys he's hated from throughout his life. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boy (LLoyd is gone — it's just Ralph) prattles on by himself speculating about Lloyd's absence, describing what compels him to podcast, and talking about guys he's hated from throughout his life. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>SISTER ROUNDTABLE FT. AMANDA &amp; SAMI</title>
      <itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>82</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>SISTER ROUNDTABLE FT. AMANDA &amp; SAMI</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>5917</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boy (Ralph — Llloyd is away) talks with his sisters Amanda and Sami about mindfulness, animal-assisted therapy, love languages, the power of vulnerability, and evaluate all their childhood dogs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boy (Ralph — Llloyd is away) talks with his sisters Amanda and Sami about mindfulness, animal-assisted therapy, love languages, the power of vulnerability, and evaluate all their childhood dogs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>NOTHING LOWER THAN A TEACHER</title>
      <itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>81</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>NOTHING LOWER THAN A TEACHER</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/1fed17b9</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3393</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about disgusting feet, the wicked nurse conspiracy, share harrowing stories of troubled teachers, and Ralph offers a final update on his grim roommate situation.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about disgusting feet, the wicked nurse conspiracy, share harrowing stories of troubled teachers, and Ralph offers a final update on his grim roommate situation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - LLOYD POSTS FOR ALL BUT WALKS ALONE</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - LLOYD POSTS FOR ALL BUT WALKS ALONE</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/94f51246</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1024</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about abstaining from springtime horniness, the social gratification one derives from online vs. IRL, and what motivated Lloyd's past anonymous ventures in "trivia night" and the like in Brooklyn and elsewhere. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about abstaining from springtime horniness, the social gratification one derives from online vs. IRL, and what motivated Lloyd's past anonymous ventures in "trivia night" an</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>PISS! LET'S TALK ABOUT PISS! YUM!</title>
      <itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>PISS! LET'S TALK ABOUT PISS! YUM!</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3692</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about tasting piss, piss cocktails, piss play, beer, and debate the true intentions behind Lloyd's horny tweets.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about tasting piss, piss cocktails, piss play, beer, and debate the true intentions behind Lloyd's horny tweets.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LOOK AT MY CRYING FACE NOW</title>
      <itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>LOOK AT MY CRYING FACE NOW</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c6d7981c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3319</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's newly powerful mind, sleeping in the nude, brand sponsorship, racist dogs, and people sobbing uncontrollably on TikTok.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's newly powerful mind, sleeping in the nude, brand sponsorship, racist dogs, and people sobbing uncontrollably on TikTok.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - THE 100TH EPISODE</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - THE 100TH EPISODE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/dad04a91</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>925</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they celebrate their 100th episode: they reflect, talk about shock jocks of old, Ralph offers an update on his roommate situation, and they respond to listener voicemails concerning "Oat Ape," pet ownership, slights to their dignity, and franchising the podcast. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they celebrate their 100th episode: they reflect, talk about shock jocks of old, Ralph offers an update on his roommate situation, and they respond to listener voicemails concerning "</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>SCANTYBROS SUMMER</title>
      <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>78</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>SCANTYBROS SUMMER</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5fa4902b</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3670</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys workshop DMX songs about Prince Phillip, imagine Lloyd cucking a cheese vendor in Vermont, talk about FDR and LBJ getting laid, and criticize people who identify as "post-left." Call into the Feeling Well hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message for their 100th episode, available only at patreon.com/feelingwell Thursday.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys workshop DMX songs about Prince Phillip, imagine Lloyd cucking a cheese vendor in Vermont, talk about FDR and LBJ getting laid, and criticize people who identify as "post-left." Call into the Feeling Well hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a messag</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - MECHAGODZILLA IS NOT YOUR HOMIE</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - MECHAGODZILLA IS NOT YOUR HOMIE</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/7eb6af79</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>910</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Tom Cruise, their ideal IP mishmash, imagine "Rain Man (1988)" Lloyd Howell, politically dissect "Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)," and Ralph grills Lloyd about his puppies-related tweets.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Tom Cruise, their ideal IP mishmash, imagine "Rain Man (1988)" Lloyd Howell, politically dissect "Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)," and Ralph grills Lloyd about his puppies-r</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MEN WOULD RATHER IMPROVE THEIR LIVES THAN GO TO THERAPY</title>
      <itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>77</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>MEN WOULD RATHER IMPROVE THEIR LIVES THAN GO TO THERAPY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/9df83457</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3369</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the celebs, "Ally McBeal," therapy, workplace wellness programs, and NFTs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about the celebs, "Ally McBeal," therapy, workplace wellness programs, and NFTs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>PIMPING MANAGERIAL CLASS </title>
      <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>76</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>PIMPING MANAGERIAL CLASS </itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3270</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Marc Maron, woke pimping, their new sex work startup, Austin Powers, and Lloyd fights a mouse live on the podcast. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - WHOSE FEELING IS IT ANYWELL?</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - WHOSE FEELING IS IT ANYWELL?</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1020</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about late night talk show hosts, attempt some terrible improv à la "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," recount their respective experiences with their high school drama clubs, and criticize "Kong: Skull Island (2017)."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about late night talk show hosts, attempt some terrible improv à la "Whose Line Is It Anyway?," recount their respective experiences with their high school drama clubs, and </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE SOCIALIST CASE FOR DRUNK DRIVING</title>
      <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>75</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE SOCIALIST CASE FOR DRUNK DRIVING</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/a2f1024e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3305</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about death GIFs, Budd Dwyer, the crimes of "cherry-nosed rapist" Bill Clinton, and call out Mothers Against Drunk Driving.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about death GIFs, Budd Dwyer, the crimes of "cherry-nosed rapist" Bill Clinton, and call out Mothers Against Drunk Driving.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - WEEABOO FOR IRELAND</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - WEEABOO FOR IRELAND</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/9de7b0da</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1075</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about "living the remainder," the films of Mel Gibson and Steve McQueen, Lloyd's hibernophile phase, and brainstorm a serial killer movie set in Manhattan during St. Patrick's Day. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about "living the remainder," the films of Mel Gibson and Steve McQueen, Lloyd's hibernophile phase, and brainstorm a serial killer movie set in Manhattan during St. Patrick</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LLOYD FUCKS A HORSE</title>
      <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>LLOYD FUCKS A HORSE</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/7f1e6290</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3300</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys have a long conversation in which they imagine Lloyd having sex with a horse, wrestling with the guilt, and trying to confide in Ralph, and then Ralph receives a cryptic phone call.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys have a long conversation in which they imagine Lloyd having sex with a horse, wrestling with the guilt, and trying to confide in Ralph, and then Ralph receives a cryptic phone call.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - PHANTOMS OF DIMES SQUARE</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - PHANTOMS OF DIMES SQUARE</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/03f1ba17</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2021 11:36:54 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>984</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about times they've gotten too stoned, outer space, the fraudulence of New York, returning to God, and zoomer zines. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about times they've gotten too stoned, outer space, the fraudulence of New York, returning to God, and zoomer zines. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LOLA BUNNY AND ELASTIGIRL MAKING OUT AND KISSING US ALSO</title>
      <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>LOLA BUNNY AND ELASTIGIRL MAKING OUT AND KISSING US ALSO</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5da22d75</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3146</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about feral cats, "Max Mon Amour (1986)," Pixar movies, and the Lola Bunny scandal, all while Lloyd is swarmed by his dogs.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about feral cats, "Max Mon Amour (1986)," Pixar movies, and the Lola Bunny scandal, all while Lloyd is swarmed by his dogs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - THE CRISIS OF ME IS NOW</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - THE CRISIS OF ME IS NOW</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/38208265</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1016</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they say a prayer, bicker over a scheduling conflict, Ralph imagines a life that could've been, both reflect on times they've let themselves and others down, and foresee a scenario in which Lloyd exploits his pets for feet pics. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they say a prayer, bicker over a scheduling conflict, Ralph imagines a life that could've been, both reflect on times they've let themselves and others down, and foresee a scenario in</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MIC DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO RECORD</title>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>MIC DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO RECORD</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/01faee1b</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3284</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about "weasel shit coffee," Lloyd's preference for acrid beer and unusual sleeping habits, the most masculine way to play with your pets, and the depraved escapades of Klaus Kinski.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about "weasel shit coffee," Lloyd's preference for acrid beer and unusual sleeping habits, the most masculine way to play with your pets, and the depraved escapades of Klaus Kinski.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - NUT, MEAT, AND POSTING</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - NUT, MEAT, AND POSTING</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/db8d4ee3</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Ronald Reagan, movie nudity, Iraq War-era cinema, film school, and hear listener calls regarding the ongoing debate as to whether it is morally worse to have sex with an animal or to kill and eat it. Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss Lloyd's past with OnlyFans, wonder for what price they'd sell their nudes, talk about e-girls and their supposed podcaster boyfriends, the recent spate of grim docuseries exposés, and Ralph criticizes Lloyd's puppies.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss Lloyd's past with OnlyFans, wonder for what price they'd sell their nudes, talk about e-girls and their supposed podcaster boyfriends, the recent spate of grim docuseries exposés, and Ralph criticizes Lloyd's puppies.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - THE IDIOTS</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>1017</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about whether it's woke to watch old movies, review Sia's MUSIC (2021), pillory Hollywood sickos, and discuss the ethics of actors playing people unlike themselves and the morality of eating animals.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about whether it's woke to watch old movies, review Sia's MUSIC (2021), pillory Hollywood sickos, and discuss the ethics of actors playing people unlike themselves and the m</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>FLAXEN: ESSAYS ON SPUNK</title>
      <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2021 21:04:43 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3306</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's uncle and history with "The Simpsons," the best and worst of fast food, the ideal chicken tender-shape, shades of mustard, and "Invisible Man."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's uncle and history with "The Simpsons," the best and worst of fast food, the ideal chicken tender-shape, shades of mustard, and "Invisible Man."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - SQUEALING WELL</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>943</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lloyd's grievous new injury, learning to love that which is killing you, Percocet, doing drugs in bright, silent rooms, and remember long nights had in the Big Apple.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lloyd's grievous new injury, learning to love that which is killing you, Percocet, doing drugs in bright, silent rooms, and remember long nights had in the Big Apple. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>69</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3419</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Tom Brady, preserving one's chi, Lloyd's conception, Lloyd's new puppies, and owning a chimpanzee.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Tom Brady, preserving one's chi, Lloyd's conception, Lloyd's new puppies, and owning a chimpanzee.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - BAT SOUP FOR EVERYBODY</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - BAT SOUP FOR EVERYBODY</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/adf82dd2</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>975</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Ralph getting the vaccine, eating rodents, Protestantism vs. Catholicism, listening to sad music, and inoculated Italians.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Ralph getting the vaccine, eating rodents, Protestantism vs. Catholicism, listening to sad music, and inoculated Italians.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hea</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3349</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about meaningful work, Jonathan Franzen, "Inside the Poster's Studio," Lloyd's fixation on Azealia Banks, and fantasize about being Selena Gomez's househusbands.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about meaningful work, Jonathan Franzen, "Inside the Poster's Studio," Lloyd's fixation on Azealia Banks, and fantasize about being Selena Gomez's househusbands.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - CONTEMPT CLIT (OR: INVEST IN GAMESTOP #SAVERALPH)</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - CONTEMPT CLIT (OR: INVEST IN GAMESTOP #SAVERALPH)</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/79b25aba</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1023</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about the imagined death of Ralph's roommate, the innate obscenity of pizza, investing in GameStop, the horrid Democrats, and pay homage once again to their favorite Twitter account.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about the imagined death of Ralph's roommate, the innate obscenity of pizza, investing in GameStop, the horrid Democrats, and pay homage once again to their favorite Twitter</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>67</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the inauguration, Tim Allen, Kamala Harris' wretched stepdaughter, nepotism in the culture industry, and being friends with people you kind of dislike.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - PARTICIPATING IN HELL</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1094</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lloyd's violent dreams, kratom, cool parents, "communities," and consider a poster's legacy.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lloyd's violent dreams, kratom, cool parents, "communities," and consider a poster's legacy.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MARATHON OF ABJECTION</title>
      <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>66</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>MARATHON OF ABJECTION</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/16314d06</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3906</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about leaving New York, Lloyd's thirst for experience, "Richard Jewell (2019)," the boomer bootstrap mentality, and what it would be like to die mid-podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about leaving New York, Lloyd's thirst for experience, "Richard Jewell (2019)," the boomer bootstrap mentality, and what it would be like to die mid-podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - PRINCESS BROTH, THAT SWEET FOOT FUNK</title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c741d783</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>993</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lizzo, "bodies," the fat acceptance movement, self-improvement, and Lloyd stealing and huffing women's shoes.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is an extended clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode in which they talk about Lizzo, "bodies," the fat acceptance movement, self-improvement, and Lloyd stealing and huffing women's shoes.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>PUSSY OFF A THREE-LEGGED DOG</title>
      <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>65</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>PUSSY OFF A THREE-LEGGED DOG</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/6645d97d</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3514</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Andrew Cuomo, "Epic Rap Battles of History," their lifelong experiences with Facebook and YouTube, Lloyd rebranding as a leftist podcaster, and how one may exploit ownership of a three-legged dog.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Andrew Cuomo, "Epic Rap Battles of History," their lifelong experiences with Facebook and YouTube, Lloyd rebranding as a leftist podcaster, and how one may exploit ownership of a three-legged dog.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ANOTHER ORIFICE? COOL</title>
      <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>64</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ANOTHER ORIFICE? COOL</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5bd41489</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3509</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about depression, the politics of a petite girlfriend, Chance the Rapper, weigh in on the Jimmy Dore/AOC debate, and share Ralph's uncle's connection to actor Adrien Brody.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about depression, the politics of a petite girlfriend, Chance the Rapper, weigh in on the Jimmy Dore/AOC debate, and share Ralph's uncle's connection to actor Adrien Brody.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EXTENDED TEASER - YEAR IN REVIEW (2020)</title>
      <itunes:title>EXTENDED TEASER - YEAR IN REVIEW (2020)</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/baf6de8c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>1857</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this extended clip from the boys' latest extra-large Patreon episode they reflect in-depth on this wretched, wretched year.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this extended clip from the boys' latest extra-large Patreon episode they reflect in-depth on this wretched, wretched year.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>WE LOVE ART, DON'T WE, FOLKS?</title>
      <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>63</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>WE LOVE ART, DON'T WE, FOLKS?</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/52199fe3</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3830</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about astrology, Gal Gadot, Netflix, the state of the movie industry, and have a heated discussion about art.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about astrology, Gal Gadot, Netflix, the state of the movie industry, and have a heated discussion about art.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TEASER - A LLOYD HOWELL CHRISTMAS</title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c2acb03c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>186</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode they imagine an unusually grim Hallmark movie about Lloyd's dark and lonesome Christmas.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode they imagine an unusually grim Hallmark movie about Lloyd's dark and lonesome Christmas.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>AVUNCULICIDE (THE WORST CRIME OF ALL)</title>
      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>62</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>AVUNCULICIDE (THE WORST CRIME OF ALL)</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b878434e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter, and call into the Feeling Well Hotline at 203.628.2731 to leave a message with any questions or comments for the boys.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3441</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys launch the Feeling Well Hotline, and talk about the sanctity of podcasting, selling one's bathwater, Roman Polanski and Woody Allen, and becoming "eskimo brothers" with your uncle.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys launch the Feeling Well Hotline, and talk about the sanctity of podcasting, selling one's bathwater, Roman Polanski and Woody Allen, and becoming "eskimo brothers" with your uncle.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TEASER - TWITCH'S HEINOUS CENSORSHIP</title>
      <itunes:title>TEASER - TWITCH'S HEINOUS CENSORSHIP</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/8c8fe274</link>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>409</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode they decry Twitch's banning of the words "virgin," "simp," and "incel."  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode they decry Twitch's banning of the words "virgin," "simp," and "incel."  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>SAVED BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB</title>
      <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>SAVED BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3389</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about boating, the perverse Canadian character, Lloyd's disgusting penis, the spirit of Christmas, Reconstruction-era tweets, and Bob Dylan's Christian phase.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about boating, the perverse Canadian character, Lloyd's disgusting penis, the spirit of Christmas, Reconstruction-era tweets, and Bob Dylan's Christian phase.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EMERGENCY HOLIDAY SEASON ANNOUNCEMENT</title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/d50b0dbd</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>286</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>HO, HO, HO! Here the boys announce a new holiday-season deal — subscribe to the Patreon, patreon.com/feelingwell, before Christmas Day and you will receive the first-ever limited-edition Feeling Well Holiday Card! And what're the holidays for if not supporting your creators? In exchange you will receive a premium episode every week for only $5 a month and a priceless object to cherish always! Don't be a cuck! Subscribe now!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>HO, HO, HO! Here the boys announce a new holiday-season deal — subscribe to the Patreon, patreon.com/feelingwell, before Christmas Day and you will receive the first-ever limited-edition Feeling Well Holiday Card! And what're the holidays for if not suppo</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TEASER - LLOYD'S MAKESHIFT FLESHLIGHT</title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/2d94cc81</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>358</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode Lloyd describes his construction of and experience with a makeshift Fleshlight.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode Lloyd describes his construction of and experience with a makeshift Fleshlight.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A HOLE?</title>
      <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A HOLE?</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/94f442b6</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3541</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about LBJ, Oliver Stone, the influence of video games on cinema, nerd culture, "Mank (2020)," the legacy of Orson Welles and the mediocrities who try to tear him down, Lloyd's snowed-in homestead, and Ralph finally reviews his new pubic hair trimmer.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about LBJ, Oliver Stone, the influence of video games on cinema, nerd culture, "Mank (2020)," the legacy of Orson Welles and the mediocrities who try to tear him down, Lloyd's snowed-in homestead, and Ralph finally reviews his new pubic hair</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TEASER - FUCK NURSES</title>
      <itunes:title>TEASER - FUCK NURSES</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/f4f4b3ac</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>235</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode Ralph gets tested for COVID and takes issue with the conduct of a certain set of nurses.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this clip from the boys' latest Patreon episode Ralph gets tested for COVID and takes issue with the conduct of a certain set of nurses.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE GUY WHO ALWAYS NEEDS HELP</title>
      <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE GUY WHO ALWAYS NEEDS HELP</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/bf348841</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3442</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about male grooming, Lloyd's begging for internet and potential place in his community, the existential anguish of growing older, and Ralph's unfortunate Friendsgiving encounter with "Rat Boy."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about male grooming, Lloyd's begging for internet and potential place in his community, the existential anguish of growing older, and Ralph's unfortunate Friendsgiving encounter with "Rat Boy."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EAT YOUR DUCK RARE</title>
      <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>58</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>EAT YOUR DUCK RARE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/97b21f53</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3341</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about spending Thanksgiving alone, leaving your family behind, eating different kinds of birds and fish, Canada, Lloyd's hair, and celebrity doppelgängers. (Sorry about Lloyd's sound on this one.)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about spending Thanksgiving alone, leaving your family behind, eating different kinds of birds and fish, Canada, Lloyd's hair, and celebrity doppelgängers. (Sorry about Lloyd's sound on this one.)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TEASER - GOVERNOR MEATBALL</title>
      <itunes:title>TEASER - GOVERNOR MEATBALL</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/fc743a4e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>309</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this clip from the boys' first Patreon episode they discuss Andrew Cuomo's latest temper tantrum and the limits of the Italian-American mind.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this clip from the boys' first Patreon episode they discuss Andrew Cuomo's latest temper tantrum and the limits of the Italian-American mind.  Subscribe at patreon.com/feelingwell to hear the rest of the episode!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>PORCUPINES, PEDOPHILES, AND PATREONS</title>
      <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>PORCUPINES, PEDOPHILES, AND PATREONS</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/9c01e8d0</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">Subscribe to Feeling Well on Patreon</a> to support the boys and instantly unlock their full premium episode library: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell">https://www.patreon.com/feelingwell</a></p><p>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/heyralphman">Ralph</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/voidhowler">Lloyd</a>, and the <a href="https://twitter.com/FeelingWellPod">podcast</a> on Twitter.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3460</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys launch their Patreon, Lloyd is bamboozled by a pedophile, Ralph imagines a perverse new form of advertising and fears he's contracted COVID from his roommate, and they talk about dreams and how often they cry.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys launch their Patreon, Lloyd is bamboozled by a pedophile, Ralph imagines a perverse new form of advertising and fears he's contracted COVID from his roommate, and they talk about dreams and how often they cry.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE CUCK STORE OF YOUR DREAMS</title>
      <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE CUCK STORE OF YOUR DREAMS</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's asbestos scandal, the election and political memes, consider the art of hanging out, and imagine a cuckold rental service.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ROOFTOP REUNION (PLUS: A BONER IN DEFIANCE OF GOD)</title>
      <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ROOFTOP REUNION (PLUS: A BONER IN DEFIANCE OF GOD)</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys reunite in the flesh for the first time since March to talk about voting fetishism, Ralph's horrid roommate, killing vermin, various succulent treats, and Lloyd's regrettable dick pill experience.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys reunite in the flesh for the first time since March to talk about voting fetishism, Ralph's horrid roommate, killing vermin, various succulent treats, and Lloyd's regrettable dick pill experience.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3575</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys reunite in the flesh for the first time since March to talk about voting fetishism, Ralph's horrid roommate, killing vermin, various succulent treats, and Lloyd's regrettable dick pill experience.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>IF YOU DON'T RECORD A PODCAST FOR A YEAR, YOU'RE A COWARD</title>
      <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>IF YOU DON'T RECORD A PODCAST FOR A YEAR, YOU'RE A COWARD</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys reflect on their first year of podcasting, the origin of the show, imagine a Feeling Well festival, Lloyd inhales asbestos, and they look gloriously toward the future. ]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys reflect on their first year of podcasting, the origin of the show, imagine a Feeling Well festival, Lloyd inhales asbestos, and they look gloriously toward the future. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3548</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys reflect on their first year of podcasting, the origin of the show, imagine a Feeling Well festival, Lloyd inhales asbestos, and they look gloriously toward the future. </itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>INFINITE DISCOURSE FT. MOLLY MARY O'BRIEN</title>
      <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>INFINITE DISCOURSE FT. MOLLY MARY O'BRIEN</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by Molly Mary O'Brien of the And Introducing and Infinite Cast podcasts to talk about 2015's "The End of the Tour," David Foster Wallace's persona and legacy, AIDS dragons, and why people mischaracterize Infinite Jest as a "dudebro" novel.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by Molly Mary O'Brien of the And Introducing and Infinite Cast podcasts to talk about 2015's "The End of the Tour," David Foster Wallace's persona and legacy, AIDS dragons, and why people mischaracterize Infinite Jest as a "dudebro" novel.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>4369</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are joined by Molly Mary O'Brien of the And Introducing and Infinite Cast podcasts to talk about 2015's "The End of the Tour," David Foster Wallace's persona and legacy, AIDS dragons, and why people mischaracterize Infinite Jest as a "dudebro" no</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>KINGDOM OF DAIRY FT. @BOSS_ON_HERE</title>
      <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>KINGDOM OF DAIRY FT. @BOSS_ON_HERE</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by their friend Joe to talk about different ointments and jellies, Lloyd's wretched visage, bumbling roommates, an excessive milk-drinker, and the musicality of posting.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by their friend Joe to talk about different ointments and jellies, Lloyd's wretched visage, bumbling roommates, an excessive milk-drinker, and the musicality of posting.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3703</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys are joined by their friend Joe to talk about different ointments and jellies, Lloyd's wretched visage, bumbling roommates, an excessive milk-drinker, and the musicality of posting.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are joined by their friend Joe to talk about different ointments and jellies, Lloyd's wretched visage, bumbling roommates, an excessive milk-drinker, and the musicality of posting.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE ETERNAL</title>
      <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE ETERNAL</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/6e1db8f6</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's latest confrontation with the porcupine plaguing his home, SNL, how libs would act in Biden's America, Jim Carrey, the coming COVID winter, and how they engage with their most hated accounts on Twitter.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's latest confrontation with the porcupine plaguing his home, SNL, how libs would act in Biden's America, Jim Carrey, the coming COVID winter, and how they engage with their most hated accounts on Twitter.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3413</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Lloyd's latest confrontation with the porcupine plaguing his home, SNL, how libs would act in Biden's America, Jim Carrey, the coming COVID winter, and how they engage with their most hated accounts on Twitter.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd's latest confrontation with the porcupine plaguing his home, SNL, how libs would act in Biden's America, Jim Carrey, the coming COVID winter, and how they engage with their most hated accounts on Twitter.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>GIVE ME THAT BOTANICAL LOAD</title>
      <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>GIVE ME THAT BOTANICAL LOAD</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c6f84923</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's latest injury, Ralph's skincare routine, varmints, scalawags and carpetbaggers, Lloyd impersonates an Australian Gollum, Ralph summarizes Peter Jackson's "King Kong (2005)," and they share their respective quarantine playlists.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's latest injury, Ralph's skincare routine, varmints, scalawags and carpetbaggers, Lloyd impersonates an Australian Gollum, Ralph summarizes Peter Jackson's "King Kong (2005)," and they share their respective quarantine playlists.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3413</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Lloyd's latest injury, Ralph's skincare routine, varmints, scalawags and carpetbaggers, Lloyd impersonates an Australian Gollum, Ralph summarizes Peter Jackson's "King Kong (2005)," and they share their respective quarantine playlists.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd's latest injury, Ralph's skincare routine, varmints, scalawags and carpetbaggers, Lloyd impersonates an Australian Gollum, Ralph summarizes Peter Jackson's "King Kong (2005)," and they share their respective quarantine playlists.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE UNCLE WHO PUNCHED ASSES</title>
      <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE UNCLE WHO PUNCHED ASSES</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about cocaine, the horrors of aging, Ralph's eyebrows, an uncle who knows karate, and Ralph won't get off Lloyd's back about having a kid.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about cocaine, the horrors of aging, Ralph's eyebrows, an uncle who knows karate, and Ralph won't get off Lloyd's back about having a kid.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3534</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about cocaine, the horrors of aging, Ralph's eyebrows, an uncle who knows karate, and Ralph won't get off Lloyd's back about having a kid.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about cocaine, the horrors of aging, Ralph's eyebrows, an uncle who knows karate, and Ralph won't get off Lloyd's back about having a kid.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DAD PADDLED ME AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS FT. OLIVER LEE BATEMAN</title>
      <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DAD PADDLED ME AND IT FELT LIKE A KISS FT. OLIVER LEE BATEMAN</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/ff43f2df</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boy — Lloyd was busy chasing a porcupine —  talks with returning champion Oliver Lee Bateman about his upbringing, physically fighting his dad and helping him get laid, and fatherhood in the end times.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boy — Lloyd was busy chasing a porcupine —  talks with returning champion Oliver Lee Bateman about his upbringing, physically fighting his dad and helping him get laid, and fatherhood in the end times.]]>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2020 22:07:52 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>5191</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boy — Lloyd was busy chasing a porcupine —  talks with returning champion Oliver Lee Bateman about his upbringing, physically fighting his dad and helping him get laid, and fatherhood in the end times.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boy — Lloyd was busy chasing a porcupine —  talks with returning champion Oliver Lee Bateman about his upbringing, physically fighting his dad and helping him get laid, and fatherhood in the end times.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ITCHY BIG BOY PANTS (OR: NO LLOYD, NO HOWELL)</title>
      <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ITCHY BIG BOY PANTS (OR: NO LLOYD, NO HOWELL)</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/3b7b5586</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about leaving society, imagine Lloyd as a Pokémon, Ralph goes on a COVID-friendly date, and they recount their Twitter histories and how they reflect their atrophied states of mind and spirits.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about leaving society, imagine Lloyd as a Pokémon, Ralph goes on a COVID-friendly date, and they recount their Twitter histories and how they reflect their atrophied states of mind and spirits.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3412</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about leaving society, imagine Lloyd as a Pokémon, Ralph goes on a COVID-friendly date, and they recount their Twitter histories and how they reflect their atrophied states of mind and spirits.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about leaving society, imagine Lloyd as a Pokémon, Ralph goes on a COVID-friendly date, and they recount their Twitter histories and how they reflect their atrophied states of mind and spirits.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE VIRGIN JOE VS. THE CHAD GOD</title>
      <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE VIRGIN JOE VS. THE CHAD GOD</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c0092794</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the porcupine terrorizing Lloyd's new home and his failed attempt to kill it, Jean-Luc Godard's "Hail Mary (1985)," getting cucked by God and the plight of Saint Joe, and Lloyd's past experiences with true-believer Catholics.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the porcupine terrorizing Lloyd's new home and his failed attempt to kill it, Jean-Luc Godard's "Hail Mary (1985)," getting cucked by God and the plight of Saint Joe, and Lloyd's past experiences with true-believer Catholics.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 01:55:19 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2934</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the porcupine terrorizing Lloyd's new home and his failed attempt to kill it, Jean-Luc Godard's "Hail Mary (1985)," getting cucked by God and the plight of Saint Joe, and Lloyd's past experiences with true-believer Catholics.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about the porcupine terrorizing Lloyd's new home and his failed attempt to kill it, Jean-Luc Godard's "Hail Mary (1985)," getting cucked by God and the plight of Saint Joe, and Lloyd's past experiences with true-believer Catholics.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>SLAMSEX IN THE COUNTRY</title>
      <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>SLAMSEX IN THE COUNTRY</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/e5e07c0f</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's COVID blues and life of darkness, "Tesla (2020)," the bewildering enthusiasm of libs, and Lloyd's checkered dating past, aging face, hair, and the lurid lifestyle of high-risk sex and drug use he may usher unto his quaint New England town.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's COVID blues and life of darkness, "Tesla (2020)," the bewildering enthusiasm of libs, and Lloyd's checkered dating past, aging face, hair, and the lurid lifestyle of high-risk sex and drug use he may usher unto his quaint New England town.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3472</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's COVID blues and life of darkness, "Tesla (2020)," the bewildering enthusiasm of libs, and Lloyd's checkered dating past, aging face, hair, and the lurid lifestyle of high-risk sex and drug use he may usher unto his quaint New E</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>IT'S ALL LLOYD'S FAULT</title>
      <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>IT'S ALL LLOYD'S FAULT</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/3a1527b8</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys struggle pitifully through some technical difficulties then discuss Joe Biden's humungous honkers, perverted political memes and what possesses people to make them, Ralph's alienating neighbors, and Lloyd's haunted new house and what it means for his future.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys struggle pitifully through some technical difficulties then discuss Joe Biden's humungous honkers, perverted political memes and what possesses people to make them, Ralph's alienating neighbors, and Lloyd's haunted new house and what it means for his future.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3384</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys struggle pitifully through some technical difficulties then discuss Joe Biden's humungous honkers, perverted political memes and what possesses people to make them, Ralph's alienating neighbors, and Lloyd's haunted new house and what it means for his future.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys struggle pitifully through some technical difficulties then discuss Joe Biden's humungous honkers, perverted political memes and what possesses people to make them, Ralph's alienating neighbors, and Lloyd's haunted new house and what it means for</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ITALIAN EXCELLENCE FT. @WEEABUBARBIE</title>
      <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ITALIAN EXCELLENCE FT. @WEEABUBARBIE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/b5cf22da</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys are once again joined by their friend Alanna to talk about Italian dads, slurs, cow farms that reek of shit, the false promises of permaculture, and whether Lloyd's big move will imperil the podcast.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are once again joined by their friend Alanna to talk about Italian dads, slurs, cow farms that reek of shit, the false promises of permaculture, and whether Lloyd's big move will imperil the podcast.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3617</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are once again joined by their friend Alanna to talk about Italian dads, slurs, cow farms that reek of shit, the false promises of permaculture, and whether Lloyd's big move will imperil the podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>GRILLPILLED CLOWN FROG GO HONK HONK</title>
      <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>GRILLPILLED CLOWN FROG GO HONK HONK</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's return to Brooklyn, the sad dads of TikTok, "honklerism," whether women can have autism, woke advertising, and Ralph shares a Ghislaine Maxwell-inspired prose poem.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's return to Brooklyn, the sad dads of TikTok, "honklerism," whether women can have autism, woke advertising, and Ralph shares a Ghislaine Maxwell-inspired prose poem.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3891</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's return to Brooklyn, the sad dads of TikTok, "honklerism," whether women can have autism, woke advertising, and Ralph shares a Ghislaine Maxwell-inspired prose poem.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's return to Brooklyn, the sad dads of TikTok, "honklerism," whether women can have autism, woke advertising, and Ralph shares a Ghislaine Maxwell-inspired prose poem.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE DICK</title>
      <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE DICK</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about terrible bosses, Will Smith's sexuality, blowjobs from Biden, and Lloyd's "bullish" experimentation.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about terrible bosses, Will Smith's sexuality, blowjobs from Biden, and Lloyd's "bullish" experimentation.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3095</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about terrible bosses, Will Smith's sexuality, blowjobs from Biden, and Lloyd's "bullish" experimentation.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about terrible bosses, Will Smith's sexuality, blowjobs from Biden, and Lloyd's "bullish" experimentation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CUCK AMOCK</title>
      <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>CUCK AMOCK</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's old tweets, frogs, the lameness of "Kingdom Hearts," the queer icon-status of Bugs Bunny and Frankenstein's Monster, and tone-deaf protest posting.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's old tweets, frogs, the lameness of "Kingdom Hearts," the queer icon-status of Bugs Bunny and Frankenstein's Monster, and tone-deaf protest posting.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2020 06:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3235</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Lloyd's old tweets, frogs, the lameness of "Kingdom Hearts," the queer icon-status of Bugs Bunny and Frankenstein's Monster, and tone-deaf protest posting.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd's old tweets, frogs, the lameness of "Kingdom Hearts," the queer icon-status of Bugs Bunny and Frankenstein's Monster, and tone-deaf protest posting.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>EATING BEANS OUT A DIAPER</title>
      <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>EATING BEANS OUT A DIAPER</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about landlords and Ralph's old cultist roommate, their respective histories with drugs, and mull over Lloyd's big move and latent masochism.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about landlords and Ralph's old cultist roommate, their respective histories with drugs, and mull over Lloyd's big move and latent masochism.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3497</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about landlords and Ralph's old cultist roommate, their respective histories with drugs, and mull over Lloyd's big move and latent masochism.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ALWAYS BE CREATING DEPENDENCY</title>
      <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ALWAYS BE CREATING DEPENDENCY</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Werner Herzog's "Family Romance, LLC," the rent-a-family industry in Japan and whether they can get in on it, jerking off the needy, Ghislaine Maxwell, tiresome memes, plus Lloyd applies for a mortgage and shoots porcupines with a .44 Magnum.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Werner Herzog's "Family Romance, LLC," the rent-a-family industry in Japan and whether they can get in on it, jerking off the needy, Ghislaine Maxwell, tiresome memes, plus Lloyd applies for a mortgage and shoots porcupines with a .44 Magnum.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3345</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Werner Herzog's "Family Romance, LLC," the rent-a-family industry in Japan and whether they can get in on it, jerking off the needy, Ghislaine Maxwell, tiresome memes, plus Lloyd applies for a mortgage and shoots porcupines with a .44 Magnum.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Werner Herzog's "Family Romance, LLC," the rent-a-family industry in Japan and whether they can get in on it, jerking off the needy, Ghislaine Maxwell, tiresome memes, plus Lloyd applies for a mortgage and shoots porcupines with a .44 </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>IVORY CHODE</title>
      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>IVORY CHODE</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's escapist fantasies, Lloyd's big move and how he'll hack it in small town America, and how they can tap into the incel market through Twitch.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's escapist fantasies, Lloyd's big move and how he'll hack it in small town America, and how they can tap into the incel market through Twitch.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3230</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's escapist fantasies, Lloyd's big move and how he'll hack it in small town America, and how they can tap into the incel market through Twitch.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's escapist fantasies, Lloyd's big move and how he'll hack it in small town America, and how they can tap into the incel market through Twitch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>RALPHIE SMOOTH AND LLOYD THE GREY</title>
      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>RALPHIE SMOOTH AND LLOYD THE GREY</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's laboring under his father on the farm, grandmas on Facebook, being in your thirties, Nancy Pelosi's breasts, and Ralph gets dangerously close to uncovering the truth about rapper Drake.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's laboring under his father on the farm, grandmas on Facebook, being in your thirties, Nancy Pelosi's breasts, and Ralph gets dangerously close to uncovering the truth about rapper Drake.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3446</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Lloyd's laboring under his father on the farm, grandmas on Facebook, being in your thirties, Nancy Pelosi's breasts, and Ralph gets dangerously close to uncovering the truth about rapper Drake.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd's laboring under his father on the farm, grandmas on Facebook, being in your thirties, Nancy Pelosi's breasts, and Ralph gets dangerously close to uncovering the truth about rapper Drake.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>YOUR WOUND AND THE DAMP PRAIRIE THAT RESIDES JUST ABOVE IT</title>
      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>YOUR WOUND AND THE DAMP PRAIRIE THAT RESIDES JUST ABOVE IT</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/6ada4952</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's participation in a Long Island BLM protest, privilege discourse, Spongebob's sexuality, how Lloyd redirects and represses his horniness, and the old-school traditions of certain volcel New England communities.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's participation in a Long Island BLM protest, privilege discourse, Spongebob's sexuality, how Lloyd redirects and represses his horniness, and the old-school traditions of certain volcel New England communities.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3220</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's participation in a Long Island BLM protest, privilege discourse, Spongebob's sexuality, how Lloyd redirects and represses his horniness, and the old-school traditions of certain volcel New England communities.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>AMERICA IS BACK, BABY</title>
      <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>AMERICA IS BACK, BABY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/a958445a</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys debate the perniciousness of video games, the value of problematic art, and criticize some annoying posts regarding the protests.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys debate the perniciousness of video games, the value of problematic art, and criticize some annoying posts regarding the protests.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3906</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys debate the perniciousness of video games, the value of problematic art, and criticize some annoying posts regarding the protests.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys debate the perniciousness of video games, the value of problematic art, and criticize some annoying posts regarding the protests.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MOTHER'S MILK WILL CURDLE SOON ENOUGH</title>
      <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>MOTHER'S MILK WILL CURDLE SOON ENOUGH</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5c59c999</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the many bad takes and tweets following the protests in Minneapolis and across the country, the unique stupidity of cops, fucking Benny Johnson's dad, the death of objective truth, waifus, and the comforts of Pokémon.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the many bad takes and tweets following the protests in Minneapolis and across the country, the unique stupidity of cops, fucking Benny Johnson's dad, the death of objective truth, waifus, and the comforts of Pokémon.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3448</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the many bad takes and tweets following the protests in Minneapolis and across the country, the unique stupidity of cops, fucking Benny Johnson's dad, the death of objective truth, waifus, and the comforts of Pokémon.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about the many bad takes and tweets following the protests in Minneapolis and across the country, the unique stupidity of cops, fucking Benny Johnson's dad, the death of objective truth, waifus, and the comforts of Pokémon.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MEAT CHICKENS AND EGG-LAYERS FT. MOLLY</title>
      <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>MEAT CHICKENS AND EGG-LAYERS FT. MOLLY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/61cddcf8</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by their friend Molly to talk about a covid funeral, Zoom classrooms, male and female fertility, "meaningful experience diner," and nostalgia; plus Lloyd schools everyone on rocks and chickens and Ralph and Molly dive into each other's Hinge profiles. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>5081</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>WELCOME TO PAPA'S HOUSE FT. @SWAMP_PIXIE</title>
      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>WELCOME TO PAPA'S HOUSE FT. @SWAMP_PIXIE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/98c5ba55</link>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by @SWAMP_PIXIE to talk about her kooky family, boiling dildos, straight guy ASMR, death drive barbecues, horny cartoons, Lloyd cucking people, and the Papa Mindset.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by @SWAMP_PIXIE to talk about her kooky family, boiling dildos, straight guy ASMR, death drive barbecues, horny cartoons, Lloyd cucking people, and the Papa Mindset.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3583</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys are joined by @SWAMP_PIXIE to talk about her kooky family, boiling dildos, straight guy ASMR, death drive barbecues, horny cartoons, Lloyd cucking people, and the Papa Mindset.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are joined by @SWAMP_PIXIE to talk about her kooky family, boiling dildos, straight guy ASMR, death drive barbecues, horny cartoons, Lloyd cucking people, and the Papa Mindset.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BRUSHING MATER'S BUNIONS</title>
      <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>BRUSHING MATER'S BUNIONS</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/86a1c44c</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys imagine a Lloyd Howell OnlyFans, talk about perineum sunning and the injuries and indignities they've sustained during the pandemic, and wonder what drives redditors such as the one that consulted with Ralph on r/addidas regarding what size track suit he should purchase.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys imagine a Lloyd Howell OnlyFans, talk about perineum sunning and the injuries and indignities they've sustained during the pandemic, and wonder what drives redditors such as the one that consulted with Ralph on r/addidas regarding what size track suit he should purchase.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/86a1c44c/d9d4ad82.mp3" length="49199307" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <itunes:summary>The boys imagine a Lloyd Howell OnlyFans, talk about perineum sunning and the injuries and indignities they've sustained during the pandemic, and wonder what drives redditors such as the one that consulted with Ralph on r/addidas regarding what size track suit he should purchase.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys imagine a Lloyd Howell OnlyFans, talk about perineum sunning and the injuries and indignities they've sustained during the pandemic, and wonder what drives redditors such as the one that consulted with Ralph on r/addidas regarding what size track</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LLOYD'S BLOODY, PUSSING FOOT</title>
      <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the incel doc, Ralph shares more horror stories from film school and complains about dogs, Lloyd charts his body's atrophy, and they deride the Americans who remain in denial of the realities of the pandemic.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the incel doc, Ralph shares more horror stories from film school and complains about dogs, Lloyd charts his body's atrophy, and they deride the Americans who remain in denial of the realities of the pandemic.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BONUS: HONKY SQUAD FT. @_CAROLBOT</title>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode the boys are joined by @_CAROLBOT to review 2006's ALPHA DOG, a film that epitomizes early 2000s suburban white boy culture and everything problematic about it. Follow "stolen boy" as he enjoys the forbidden fruits grown in the Cracker Commune until his fake friends brutally murder him. Also Sharon Stone is in it.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode the boys are joined by @_CAROLBOT to review 2006's ALPHA DOG, a film that epitomizes early 2000s suburban white boy culture and everything problematic about it. Follow "stolen boy" as he enjoys the forbidden fruits grown in the Cracker Commune until his fake friends brutally murder him. Also Sharon Stone is in it.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this bonus episode the boys are joined by @_CAROLBOT to review 2006's ALPHA DOG, a film that epitomizes early 2000s suburban white boy culture and everything problematic about it. Follow "stolen boy" as he enjoys the forbidden fruits grown in the Crack</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I WANT TO DEFEAT WARIO OR KILL A PROSTITUTE</title>
      <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about their torturous dreams of content, the obsolescence of woke culture, baffling RPGs, what they miss most about New York, and Ralph blames the pandemic on the Italians.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about their torturous dreams of content, the obsolescence of woke culture, baffling RPGs, what they miss most about New York, and Ralph blames the pandemic on the Italians.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3488</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A WEIRD NIGHTMARISH LIMBO</title>
      <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A WEIRD NIGHTMARISH LIMBO</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys complain about being stuck back in their hometowns, hypothesize what a post-COVID-19 world might look like, talk about their shifting priorities and the future of the left, and argue bitterly about AOC.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys complain about being stuck back in their hometowns, hypothesize what a post-COVID-19 world might look like, talk about their shifting priorities and the future of the left, and argue bitterly about AOC.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2020 05:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>3539</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys complain about being stuck back in their hometowns, hypothesize what a post-COVID-19 world might look like, talk about their shifting priorities and the future of the left, and argue bitterly about AOC.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys complain about being stuck back in their hometowns, hypothesize what a post-COVID-19 world might look like, talk about their shifting priorities and the future of the left, and argue bitterly about AOC.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TOWARD A DUMBER, HORNIER WORLD FT. OLIVER LEE BATEMAN</title>
      <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>TOWARD A DUMBER, HORNIER WORLD FT. OLIVER LEE BATEMAN</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined again by Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) to break down the abysmally misguided and terrible American live action adaptation of Dragon Ball, "Dragonball Evolution." Goku is made horny, sacrilege abounds, and it sucks mightily.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined again by Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) to break down the abysmally misguided and terrible American live action adaptation of Dragon Ball, "Dragonball Evolution." Goku is made horny, sacrilege abounds, and it sucks mightily.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are joined again by Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) to break down the abysmally misguided and terrible American live action adaptation of Dragon Ball, "Dragonball Evolution." Goku is made horny, sacrilege abounds, and it sucks mightily.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BONUS: DRAGONBALL Z FROM MEMORY PT. 3</title>
      <itunes:title>BONUS: DRAGONBALL Z FROM MEMORY PT. 3</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing Dragonball Z from memory, joined this time by his sister to discuss from when Goku battles Vegeta up until our heroes first venture to planet Namek, with digressions relating to Long Island fight clubs and how Swiper of "Dora the Explorer" is blackpilled along the way.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing Dragonball Z from memory, joined this time by his sister to discuss from when Goku battles Vegeta up until our heroes first venture to planet Namek, with digressions relating to Long Island fight clubs and how Swiper of "Dora the Explorer" is blackpilled along the way.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing Dragonball Z from memory, joined this time by his sister to discuss from when Goku battles Vegeta up until our heroes first venture to planet Namek, with digressions relating to Long Island fight clubs and</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BUSINESS IS BOOMIN' FOR GROOMIN'</title>
      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>BUSINESS IS BOOMIN' FOR GROOMIN'</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's new rock, going nutty at home, horrid dogs, clout-chasing under quarantine, "Avatar (2009)," the urn business, and imagine Drake's TikTok grooming network.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Lloyd's new rock, going nutty at home, horrid dogs, clout-chasing under quarantine, "Avatar (2009)," the urn business, and imagine Drake's TikTok grooming network.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3312</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Lloyd's new rock, going nutty at home, horrid dogs, clout-chasing under quarantine, "Avatar (2009)," the urn business, and imagine Drake's TikTok grooming network.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BONUS: GETTING WET, EATING BAD FOOD AND DYING IN THE KING'S WAR FT. @KEVACLYSM</title>
      <itunes:title>BONUS: GETTING WET, EATING BAD FOOD AND DYING IN THE KING'S WAR FT. @KEVACLYSM</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[A gently collapsing Lloyd is joined by Kevin (@Kevaclysm) to recount his experiences growing up on the far-flung, windblown and rain-soaked rock that we call the Canadian island of Newfoundland. Lloyd gathers information about the type of life he might expect in such a place. Tales of contraband seafood and corny maritime rituals abound, and we make an honest effort at laying the groundwork for the podcast's first sea shanty. ]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>A gently collapsing Lloyd is joined by Kevin (@Kevaclysm) to recount his experiences growing up on the far-flung, windblown and rain-soaked rock that we call the Canadian island of Newfoundland. Lloyd gathers information about the type of life he might ex</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>canada, newfoundland, seafood, solitude, nature, alcohol, crime</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A CHARMELEON IN A BLASTOISE HOUSE</title>
      <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>A CHARMELEON IN A BLASTOISE HOUSE</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about potential upsides of the coronavirus, the appropriateness of emojis in matters of death, how they've been coping with cabin fever, and what your choice in starter Pokémon says about you.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about potential upsides of the coronavirus, the appropriateness of emojis in matters of death, how they've been coping with cabin fever, and what your choice in starter Pokémon says about you.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3293</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about potential upsides of the coronavirus, the appropriateness of emojis in matters of death, how they've been coping with cabin fever, and what your choice in starter Pokémon says about you.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>WHY CAN I SEE BABE'S DICK-PRINT?</title>
      <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>WHY CAN I SEE BABE'S DICK-PRINT?</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are quarantined at their respective childhood homes — they talk about contending with their families amidst the pandemic, being confronted with their pasts, and in a flight of escapism imagine a modern reboot of the classic "Babe."]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are quarantined at their respective childhood homes — they talk about contending with their families amidst the pandemic, being confronted with their pasts, and in a flight of escapism imagine a modern reboot of the classic "Babe."]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3427</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BONUS: A ZOOMER AND A BOOMER ON THE PANDEMIC</title>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode Ralph takes to Long Island to talk with his zoomer sister and boomer (really gen x) father to hear different perspectives on the coronavirus.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode Ralph takes to Long Island to talk with his zoomer sister and boomer (really gen x) father to hear different perspectives on the coronavirus.]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2020 10:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3396</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In this bonus episode Ralph takes to Long Island to talk with his zoomer sister and boomer (really gen x) father to hear different perspectives on the coronavirus.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BONUS: DRAGONBALL Z FROM MEMORY PT. 2</title>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing the Dragonball Z anime from memory, from when Goku starts chasing Micheal Jackson's monkey up until the other Z Fighters begin battling the Saiyans and their fucked-up little cabbage monster interns.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing the Dragonball Z anime from memory, from when Goku starts chasing Micheal Jackson's monkey up until the other Z Fighters begin battling the Saiyans and their fucked-up little cabbage monster interns.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3470</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing the Dragonball Z anime from memory, from when Goku starts chasing Micheal Jackson's monkey up until the other Z Fighters begin battling the Saiyans and their fucked-up little cabbage monster interns.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>GO INSIDE</title>
      <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the pandemic: how shittily Americans will respond to it, its effect on the election, Ralph's doomer dad, how the crisis will be expressed through memes, and Lloyd... actually having it?]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the pandemic: how shittily Americans will respond to it, its effect on the election, Ralph's doomer dad, how the crisis will be expressed through memes, and Lloyd... actually having it?]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the pandemic: how shittily Americans will respond to it, its effect on the election, Ralph's doomer dad, how the crisis will be expressed through memes, and Lloyd... actually having it?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about the pandemic: how shittily Americans will respond to it, its effect on the election, Ralph's doomer dad, how the crisis will be expressed through memes, and Lloyd... actually having it?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>coronavirus</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BATMAN AT A GLORY HOLE</title>
      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[The boys conjure a scene of Batman at a glory hole, argue about Elizabeth Warren, imagine Lloyd suffering in nature and at war, and take another dip into Ralph's Hinge account.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys conjure a scene of Batman at a glory hole, argue about Elizabeth Warren, imagine Lloyd suffering in nature and at war, and take another dip into Ralph's Hinge account.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 03:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>4007</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys conjure a scene of Batman at a glory hole, argue about Elizabeth Warren, imagine Lloyd suffering in nature and at war, and take another dip into Ralph's Hinge account.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys conjure a scene of Batman at a glory hole, argue about Elizabeth Warren, imagine Lloyd suffering in nature and at war, and take another dip into Ralph's Hinge account.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BONUS: DRAGONBALL Z FROM MEMORY PT. 1</title>
      <itunes:title>BONUS: DRAGONBALL Z FROM MEMORY PT. 1</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In the boys' first bit of bonus content Ralph flies solo and begins summarizing the DragonBall Z anime from memory.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In the boys' first bit of bonus content Ralph flies solo and begins summarizing the DragonBall Z anime from memory.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3321</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In the boys' first bit of bonus content Ralph flies solo and begins summarizing the DragonBall Z anime from memory.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the boys' first bit of bonus content Ralph flies solo and begins summarizing the DragonBall Z anime from memory.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CORONAVIRUS: WE'RE HERE FOR IT</title>
      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>CORONAVIRUS: WE'RE HERE FOR IT</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's susceptibility to the caronavirus, brainstorm Lloyd's potential standup career, and wonder whether violence, in matters both personal and political, is ever the answer.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's susceptibility to the caronavirus, brainstorm Lloyd's potential standup career, and wonder whether violence, in matters both personal and political, is ever the answer.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3341</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's susceptibility to the caronavirus, brainstorm Lloyd's potential standup career, and wonder whether violence, in matters both personal and political, is ever the answer.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's susceptibility to the caronavirus, brainstorm Lloyd's potential standup career, and wonder whether violence, in matters both personal and political, is ever the answer.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>FOOD FOR THOT$</title>
      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>FOOD FOR THOT$</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/69c31826</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys once again debate whether it's ever acceptable to be publicly horny, complain about what's become of Twitter, talk about the Democratic primary, and recount Lloyd's visit with his parents.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys once again debate whether it's ever acceptable to be publicly horny, complain about what's become of Twitter, talk about the Democratic primary, and recount Lloyd's visit with his parents.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3435</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys once again debate whether it's ever acceptable to be publicly horny, complain about what's become of Twitter, talk about the Democratic primary, and recount Lloyd's visit with his parents.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys once again debate whether it's ever acceptable to be publicly horny, complain about what's become of Twitter, talk about the Democratic primary, and recount Lloyd's visit with his parents.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TSUNDERE BERNIE SANDERS</title>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>TSUNDERE BERNIE SANDERS</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Twitter dustups new and old, Lloyd's ideal lifestyle, and whether he and Bernie Sanders ever get horny.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Twitter dustups new and old, Lloyd's ideal lifestyle, and whether he and Bernie Sanders ever get horny.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3627</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Twitter dustups new and old, Lloyd's ideal lifestyle, and whether he and Bernie Sanders ever get horny.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Twitter dustups new and old, Lloyd's ideal lifestyle, and whether he and Bernie Sanders ever get horny.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE ROMANCE OF AMERICAN COMMUNISM</title>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE ROMANCE OF AMERICAN COMMUNISM</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys brainstorm pickup lines for Ralph to use on Hinge, debate the sex appeal of Florence Pugh, and talk about mindfulness, SSRIs, and buying pants.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys brainstorm pickup lines for Ralph to use on Hinge, debate the sex appeal of Florence Pugh, and talk about mindfulness, SSRIs, and buying pants.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3992</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys brainstorm pickup lines for Ralph to use on Hinge, debate the sex appeal of Florence Pugh, and talk about mindfulness, SSRIs, and buying pants.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys brainstorm pickup lines for Ralph to use on Hinge, debate the sex appeal of Florence Pugh, and talk about mindfulness, SSRIs, and buying pants.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>COMPLICIT IN WAR CRIMES-TYPE PUSSY</title>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>COMPLICIT IN WAR CRIMES-TYPE PUSSY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/d7c5ee97</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by Greg Russ to discuss Lloyd's experiences with online dating, dick pics, troubling turn-ons, and Ralph's even more troubling encounter with a Cleveland Uber driver.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys are joined by Greg Russ to discuss Lloyd's experiences with online dating, dick pics, troubling turn-ons, and Ralph's even more troubling encounter with a Cleveland Uber driver.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3534</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys are joined by Greg Russ to discuss Lloyd's experiences with online dating, dick pics, troubling turn-ons, and Ralph's even more troubling encounter with a Cleveland Uber driver.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are joined by Greg Russ to discuss Lloyd's experiences with online dating, dick pics, troubling turn-ons, and Ralph's even more troubling encounter with a Cleveland Uber driver.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CATHOLIC FOR THE CLOUT</title>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>CATHOLIC FOR THE CLOUT</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/7e7204ad</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's upbringing and relationship goals, some of Lloyd's troubling past acquaintances, being dead on the internet, and the "tradcath" lifestyle.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about Ralph's upbringing and relationship goals, some of Lloyd's troubling past acquaintances, being dead on the internet, and the "tradcath" lifestyle.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3371</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about Ralph's upbringing and relationship goals, some of Lloyd's troubling past acquaintances, being dead on the internet, and the "tradcath" lifestyle.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about Ralph's upbringing and relationship goals, some of Lloyd's troubling past acquaintances, being dead on the internet, and the "tradcath" lifestyle.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>YOU ARE NOT SUPPLE</title>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>YOU ARE NOT SUPPLE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/5d4b5918</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about folks getting cancelled, the futility of different social activities and interests, "hot privilege," and what the future may hold for the podcast.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about folks getting cancelled, the futility of different social activities and interests, "hot privilege," and what the future may hold for the podcast.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3525</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about folks getting cancelled, the futility of different social activities and interests, "hot privilege," and what the future may hold for the podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about folks getting cancelled, the futility of different social activities and interests, "hot privilege," and what the future may hold for the podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>ADMIRAL HOWELL, TRAVERSING LLOYD LAKE</title>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>ADMIRAL HOWELL, TRAVERSING LLOYD LAKE</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/0e3876bc</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys discuss Lloyd's failed hobbies, and criticize the Star Wars franchise, nerd culture, and rampant media consumption in general.]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys discuss Lloyd's failed hobbies, and criticize the Star Wars franchise, nerd culture, and rampant media consumption in general.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3270</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss Lloyd's failed hobbies, and criticize the Star Wars franchise, nerd culture, and rampant media consumption in general.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss Lloyd's failed hobbies, and criticize the Star Wars franchise, nerd culture, and rampant media consumption in general.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>IT'S FUN TO DO BAD THINGS</title>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>IT'S FUN TO DO BAD THINGS</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/175bf42e</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the importance of setting goals and not getting bogged down in doubt and self-obsession, the evil of America, and the joys of fucking with people.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about the importance of setting goals and not getting bogged down in doubt and self-obsession, the evil of America, and the joys of fucking with people.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jan 2020 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3474</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about the importance of setting goals and not getting bogged down in doubt and self-obsession, the evil of America, and the joys of fucking with people.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about the importance of setting goals and not getting bogged down in doubt and self-obsession, the evil of America, and the joys of fucking with people.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LET THE HELLFIRE WARM YOU</title>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>LET THE HELLFIRE WARM YOU</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/59bcb259</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys reflect on the decade, their respective regrets and political evolutions, and living life in a world gone mad.  Happy New Year!]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys reflect on the decade, their respective regrets and political evolutions, and living life in a world gone mad.  Happy New Year!]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2019 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3411</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys reflect on the decade, their respective regrets and political evolutions, and living life in a world gone mad.  Happy New Year!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys reflect on the decade, their respective regrets and political evolutions, and living life in a world gone mad.  Happy New Year!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>NEW JERSEY VS. LONG ISLAND FT. ALANNA MURRAY</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>NEW JERSEY VS. LONG ISLAND FT. ALANNA MURRAY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/0b2187f1</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys chat with Twitter sensation Alanna Murray about which is worse, New Jersey or Long Island, how they compare to other northeastern areas, and Ralph consistently, IRONICALLY bashes his fellow Italian-Americans.  Follow Alanna @WeeabuBarbie.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys chat with Twitter sensation Alanna Murray about which is worse, New Jersey or Long Island, how they compare to other northeastern areas, and Ralph consistently, IRONICALLY bashes his fellow Italian-Americans.  Follow Alanna @WeeabuBarbie.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 09:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>5437</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys chat with Twitter sensation Alanna Murray about which is worse, New Jersey or Long Island, how they compare to other northeastern areas, and Ralph consistently, IRONICALLY bashes his fellow Italian-Americans.  Follow Alanna @WeeabuBarbie.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys chat with Twitter sensation Alanna Murray about which is worse, New Jersey or Long Island, how they compare to other northeastern areas, and Ralph consistently, IRONICALLY bashes his fellow Italian-Americans.  Follow Alanna @WeeabuBarbie.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DREAMS OF PERMACULTURE (AND DEATH)</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DREAMS OF PERMACULTURE (AND DEATH)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/c8eedd3d</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys discuss Lloyd's dream of leading a quiet farmer's life, Ralph's suicidal ideations, and how they've been sticking it to the trolls.]]>
      </description>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys discuss Lloyd's dream of leading a quiet farmer's life, Ralph's suicidal ideations, and how they've been sticking it to the trolls.]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
      <enclosure url="https://media.transistor.fm/c8eedd3d/e31935bc.mp3" length="56539805" type="audio/mpeg"/>
      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3528</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss Lloyd's dream of leading a quiet farmer's life, Ralph's suicidal ideations, and how they've been sticking it to the trolls.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss Lloyd's dream of leading a quiet farmer's life, Ralph's suicidal ideations, and how they've been sticking it to the trolls.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE GREATEST ARTIST ON EARTH FT. MATT FARLEY</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>THE GREATEST ARTIST ON EARTH FT. MATT FARLEY</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Below is Matt's website where you can find links to his films, his live dates, and can commission a custom song:</p><p><a href="https://moternmedia.com/">https://moternmedia.com/</a></p><p>And below is a Spotify playlist containing a sampling of his music:</p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NpbTHJJUt7qyXiPlg5m73">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NpbTHJJUt7qyXiPlg5m73</a></p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Below is Matt's website where you can find links to his films, his live dates, and can commission a custom song:</p><p><a href="https://moternmedia.com/">https://moternmedia.com/</a></p><p>And below is a Spotify playlist containing a sampling of his music:</p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NpbTHJJUt7qyXiPlg5m73">https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NpbTHJJUt7qyXiPlg5m73</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2019 08:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3570</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk to entertainer Matt Farley — who has uploaded over 20,000 songs to Spotify and has made several low-budget feature films including DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU and LOCAL LEGENDS — about his approach to his work and "the business."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk to entertainer Matt Farley — who has uploaded over 20,000 songs to Spotify and has made several low-budget feature films including DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU and LOCAL LEGENDS — about his approach to his work and "the business."</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DO BETTER, JEFFREY EPSTEIN</title>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DO BETTER, JEFFREY EPSTEIN</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about growing older, emotional labor, zoomers, and the memeification of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about growing older, emotional labor, zoomers, and the memeification of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2019 08:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3736</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about growing older, emotional labor, zoomers, and the memeification of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about growing older, emotional labor, zoomers, and the memeification of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES FT. OLIVER LEE BATEMAN</title>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk with writer Oliver Lee Bateman about steroids, "hot takes," and the gender politics of DragonBall.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk with writer Oliver Lee Bateman about steroids, "hot takes," and the gender politics of DragonBall.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2019 12:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3545</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk with writer Oliver Lee Bateman about steroids, "hot takes," and the gender politics of DragonBall.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk with writer Oliver Lee Bateman about steroids, "hot takes," and the gender politics of DragonBall.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>FUCK YOU, COMRADE</title>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>FUCK YOU, COMRADE</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about dreams, pet ownership, and things get heated when they argue over the left's use of the word "comrade."]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys talk about dreams, pet ownership, and things get heated when they argue over the left's use of the word "comrade."]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2019 08:55:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3753</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about dreams, pet ownership, and things get heated when they argue over the left's use of the word "comrade."</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about dreams, pet ownership, and things get heated when they argue over the left's use of the word "comrade."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>GOLLUM WANTS SOME PUSSY</title>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>GOLLUM WANTS SOME PUSSY</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/21ff9839</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about dirtbags they've known in the past, Twitter hierarchies, Lloyd's kitten, and Ralph tops things off by sharing a truly horrid piece of work he commissioned from a fan of the show.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[The boys talk about dirtbags they've known in the past, Twitter hierarchies, Lloyd's kitten, and Ralph tops things off by sharing a truly horrid piece of work he commissioned from a fan of the show.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2019 07:05:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3804</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys talk about dirtbags they've known in the past, Twitter hierarchies, Lloyd's kitten, and Ralph tops things off by sharing a truly horrid piece of work he commissioned from a fan of the show.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys talk about dirtbags they've known in the past, Twitter hierarchies, Lloyd's kitten, and Ralph tops things off by sharing a truly horrid piece of work he commissioned from a fan of the show.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DRUNK, CRYING, PREGNANT — HORNY?</title>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DRUNK, CRYING, PREGNANT — HORNY?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys discuss web etiquette, online communities, wokeness, and one recounts a friend's unfortunate encounter with a pregnant woman.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys discuss web etiquette, online communities, wokeness, and one recounts a friend's unfortunate encounter with a pregnant woman.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2019 09:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3198</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss web etiquette, online communities, wokeness, and one recounts a friend's unfortunate encounter with a pregnant woman.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss web etiquette, online communities, wokeness, and one recounts a friend's unfortunate encounter with a pregnant woman.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>GETTING SHIT-FACED AND BEING AWFUL</title>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>GETTING SHIT-FACED AND BEING AWFUL</itunes:title>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/ad68d12f</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[The boys recount times in which they've gotten drunk and behaved poorly and discuss marriage.]]>
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        <![CDATA[The boys recount times in which they've gotten drunk and behaved poorly and discuss marriage.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 10:25:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3498</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys recount times in which they've gotten drunk and behaved poorly and discuss marriage.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys recount times in which they've gotten drunk and behaved poorly and discuss marriage.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>IF YOU DON'T START A PODCAST, YOU'RE A COWARD</title>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>IF YOU DON'T START A PODCAST, YOU'RE A COWARD</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://share.transistor.fm/s/93f25e69</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>Here's the essay Ralph mentions in the episode:<br>https://nplusonemag.com/issue-34/the-intellectual-situation/friends-of-the-pod/</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's the essay Ralph mentions in the episode:<br>https://nplusonemag.com/issue-34/the-intellectual-situation/friends-of-the-pod/</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 10:25:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</author>
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      <itunes:author>Ralph &amp; Lloyd</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>3050</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>The boys discuss what podcasting means in 2019 and debate the merits of not constantly being online.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss what podcasting means in 2019 and debate the merits of not constantly being online.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>life, sadness, twitter, drugs, friendship, meaning, beers</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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