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Dumb Crimes Europe tells the funniest, most absurd true crime stories from across the continent ,  from the burglar who forgot to log out of Facebook on the victim's computer, to the five tonnes of Nutella that vanished from a German town called Bad Field.
No murders. No violence. Just the purest stupidity European criminals have to offer, delivered with the deadpan seriousness it deserves.
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He forgot to log out.
The homeowner came home to a ransacked house and a glowing screen displaying the burglar's full name, photo, hometown, and current employer. Police knocked on his door within hours. He was genuinely surprised they found him.
This is the story of the man who left more personal information at a crime scene than most people put on a dating profile.<p><br></p>]]>
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He forgot to log out.
The homeowner came home to a ransacked house and a glowing screen displaying the burglar's full name, photo, hometown, and current employer. Police knocked on his door within hours. He was genuinely surprised they found him.
This is the story of the man who left more personal information at a crime scene than most people put on a dating profile.<p><br></p>]]>
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He forgot to log out.
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This is the story of the man who left more personal information at a crime scene than most people put on a dating profile.<p><br></p>]]>
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