Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand

Introduction to Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand

The Trident Network — Tue, 24 Aug 2021 10:24:41 -0500

An introduction to Dr. Pants' collection of radio plays and books-on-tape, brought to you in chapters and as complete works, starting in September 2021.

Credits: Voiceover: Susan Day

The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Wed, 08 Sep 2021 09:08:50 -0500

Written by Ean Smith.

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator

Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man

Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid

Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan

Ep. Sponsor: Leg & Sickle Teethpaste

- Travis Marsala: Step Son

- Ashley Whitehurst: Step Mom

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer

The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Thu, 16 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0500

Written by Ean Smith.

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator

Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Elliott

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Mary Beth

Susan Day: Daphne, Francis

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Toronto International Kid

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid

Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer

Ep. Sponsor: Dr. Potsan Pan’s Pots and Pans Organizer

- Alex Campbell: Gregothy

- Ashley Whitehurst: Theresa

- Susan Day: Dispatcher, Announcer

The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Thu, 23 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Written by Ean Smith

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator

Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker, Elliott

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man, Mary Beth

Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress, Francis

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid

Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer

Ep. Sponsor: T’Meters Concrete Foundation

- Ean Smith: Miles T’Meters

Ep. Sponsor: Leg & Sickle Teethpaste

- Travis Marsala: Step Son

- Ashley Whitehurst: Step Mom

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer

Ep. Sponsor: Dr. Potsan Pan’s Pots and Pans Organizer

- Alex Campbell: Gregothy

- Ashley Whitehurst: Theresa

- Susan Day: Dispatcher, Announcer

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0600

Chapter One: The Facts

Written by Ean Smith (marcusdayhooray).

Credits:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Dark Haired Man, Todd

Ep. Sponsor: Intersteller Church of Science

- Ashley Whitehurst: Mom

- Alex Campbell: Kid 1

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Tyler, Neighbor

- Susan Day: Kid 2

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 1

- Travis Marsala: Announcer 2

- Dylan Carey: Doug

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Thu, 09 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0600

Chapter Two: The Evidence

A second corpse, a flock of confusion, and a gaggle of suspicion lead Inspector Poiror and the other passengers to search each sleeping compartment for clues as to who among them may be a murderer, with just a brief pause to attack an enemy Japanese battle ship.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce

Ep. Sponsor: Lyric Lads

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Server

- Fee Basanavicius: Customer

- Ashley Whitehurst: Announcer

- Travis Marsala: Lawyer

- Alex Campbell: Lyric Lad

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 3)

The Trident Network — Thu, 16 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0600

Chapter Three: Poiror Sits Back and Thinks

After hours of sitting back and thinking through the evidence collected, Inspector Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths of a fellow passenger and the captain’s stepfather, Todd.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Brian

Ep. Sponsor: Professor Potato Body

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Bill

- Dylan Carey: David

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer

- Ashley Whitehurst: Professor Potato Body

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni

Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0600

After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan. Once evidence is gathered, and bodies start to pile up, Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths during the voyage and the motives behind them.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Dark Haired Man, Todd

Ep. Sponsor: Intersteller Church of Science

- Ashley Whitehurst: Mom

- Alex Campbell: Kid 1

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Tyler, Neighbor

- Susan Day: Kid 2

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 1

- Travis Marsala: Announcer 2

- Dylan Carey: Doug

Ep. Sponsor: Lyric Lads

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Server

- Fee Basanavicius: Customer

- Ashley Whitehurst: Announcer

- Travis Marsala: Lawyer

- Alex Campbell: Lyric Lad

Ep. Sponsor: Professor Potato Body

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Bill

- Dylan Carey: David

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer

- Ashley Whitehurst: Professor Potato Body

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni

Poe Country for Old Men

The Trident Network — Thu, 05 May 2022 00:00:00 -0500

A non-invasive collection of Poe-inspired stories which includes The Mask of Amontillado, Raven, The Goldish, Maybe Bronze, Bug, and The Tell-Tale Hearty Upper Lip.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Credits:

Matt Storino (@StorinoMp)

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_)

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub)

Susan Day

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92)

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala)

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)

A Halloween Carol (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Fri, 08 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0500

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Cast:

Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Fredina, Tavern Owner

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - Gentleman

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Gary Dahl, Clerk

Ean Smith - Gentleman

A Halloween Carol (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Fri, 15 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Scrooge is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in giving out candy on Halloween.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Cast:

Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Past, Belinda, Belle, Fredina

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - Ghost of Halloween Present, Michael

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Ghost of Halloween Future, Fezziwig, Clerk

Susan Day - Mrs. Cratchit

Ean Smith - Peter

A Halloween Carol (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0500

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween. He is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween during the night, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in being a part of the Halloween festivities.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Cast:

Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Past, Fredina, Belinda, Belle

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Ghost of Halloween Present, Gentleman, Michael

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Ghost of Halloween Future, Gary Dahl, Clerk, Fezziwig

Susan Day - Mrs. Cratchit

Ean Smith - Gentleman, Peter

Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Ch. 1 )

The Trident Network — Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0600

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a rabbit she saw and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Egret, Blue Caterpillar, Sergei

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Man Shitting, Mad Hatter

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - March Hare

Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) – White Rabbit, Yosemite Sam, Swedish Chef

Eli Wyand – Sister, Mary Ann

Susan Day – Dormouse

Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0600

Alice and her co-conspirators find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Gryphon, Knave of Diamonds, Hedgehog, Guard One, Unpacked Card

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Mad Hatter, Knave of Hearts, Ace Card, Badger, Unpacked Card

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - March Hare, Mock Turtle, Five, Snake, Guard Two, Playing Card Arch, Unpacked Card

Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) – White Rabbit, Knave of Clubs, Seven, Unpacked Card

Eli Wyand – Queen of Hearts, Sister, Flamingo

Susan Day – Dormouse, Two

Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0600

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a talking rabbit and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers. They find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Egret, Blue Caterpillar, Sergei, Gryphon, Knave of Diamonds, Hedgehog, Guard One, Unpacked Card

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Man Shitting, Mad Hatter, Knave of Hearts, Ace Card, Badger, Unpacked Card

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - March Hare, Mock Turtle, Five, Snake, Guard Two, Playing Card Arch, Unpacked Card

Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) – White Rabbit, Yosemite Sam, Swedish Chef, Knave of Clubs, Seven, Unpacked Card

Eli Wyand – Sister, Mary Ann, Queen of Hearts, Flamingo

Susan Day – Dormouse, Two

The Real Grimm Shady (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Fri, 21 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0500

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood.

Credits:

Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius)

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala)

Susan Day

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The Real Grimm Shady (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Fri, 28 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0500

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.

Credits:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92)

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius)

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)

Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy)

Susan Day

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The Real Grimm Shady (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Fri, 05 May 2023 00:00:00 -0500

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMP) - Ch. 1 Narrator

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Ch. 2 Narrator

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92)

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius)

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)

Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy)

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala)

Susan Day

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Fri, 25 Aug 2023 06:43:02 -0500

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy

Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Curly, Munchkin, Scarecrow

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Larry, Munchkin, Lion

Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0500

With one evil witch already dead, Dorothy and her hit squad must travel to the West to neutralize the other in order for Oz, the Great and Powerful, to help Dorothy and Toto return home, open an investigation into the Munchkin murders, and provide the Tin Man with landmines to protect his property.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, Winkie

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's Mom

Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil Witch

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, Winkie

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, Winkie

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, General

Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Fri, 08 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0500

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, providing landmines, and getting the two travelers back to their home to Kansas.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, Winkie

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's Mom

Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil Witch

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, Winkie

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, Winkie

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, General

Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The D’Canterbury Tales (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Fri, 07 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, and the Wife of Bath’s Tale.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)

Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio

Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

The D’Canterbury Tales (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Fri, 14 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Similar to Chapter 1, which was similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, this time featuring the Knight's Tale.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)

The D’Canterbury Tales (Complete Book)

The Trident Network — Fri, 21 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, the Wife of Bath’s Tale, and the Knight’s Tale.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair, MyBees

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1

Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness

Creators & Guests

Ean Smith - Producer

Alien v. Charlie (and the Chocolate Factory) (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Fri, 28 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0600

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Alien v. Charlie (and the Chocolate Factory) (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Fri, 07 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0600

A small group of children is taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Sponsored by: O'Barry's Family Orthodontics

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Veruca Salt, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Mike Television, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket

Susan Day - Mrs. Plugh Violet Inregardes, Oompa Loompa

Alien v. Charlie (and the Chocolate Factory) (Complete Book)

The Trident Network — Fri, 14 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0500

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life. The small group of winners are taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Sponsored by: Lady Coughs, O'Barry's Family Orthodontics

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus, Mr. Salt, Driver, Willy Wonka

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket

Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher, Oompa Loompa

Piñot-cchio (Ch. 1)

The Trident Network — Sat, 03 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0600

An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Maestro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2

Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat

Piñot-cchio (Ch. 2)

The Trident Network — Sat, 10 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0600

A talking puppet determined to prove his father’s hair will be real learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Sponsored by: The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Acquaintance 2

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Talking Cricket, Fox, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man

Susan Day – Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse

Piñot-cchio (Complete Story)

The Trident Network — Sat, 17 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0600

An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well. As the puppet tries to prove his father’s hair is real, he learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).

Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders, The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond

Credits:

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife, Acquaintance 2

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Mastro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man

Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse