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        <![CDATA[In episode 23, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of staplers, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Matt Kerkhoff.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 23, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of staplers, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Matt Kerkhoff.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 22, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of the spork, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 22, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of the spork, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Can Openers)  Episode 21</title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 21, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of the can opener, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Sarah Shipley.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 21, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of the can opener, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Sarah Shipley.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 06:26:23 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 21, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of the can opener, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Sarah Shipley.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 21, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of the can opener, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Sarah Shipley.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Kleenex)  Episode 20</title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 20, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of Kleenex facial tissue, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Matt Kerkhoff.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 20, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of Kleenex facial tissue, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Matt Kerkhoff.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 20, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of Kleenex facial tissue, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Matt Kerkhoff.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Canned Biscuit Dough)  Episode 19</title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 19, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of canned biscuit dough, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Mookie Harris, Kelsey VanVoorst, and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 23:20:22 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 18, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of dental floss, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Daryl Hollonquest Jr. and Chad Woodward.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 18, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of dental floss, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Daryl Hollonquest Jr. and Chad Woodward.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:04:09 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 18, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of dental floss, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Daryl Hollonquest Jr. and Chad Woodward.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 18, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of dental floss, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Daryl Hollonquest Jr. and Chad Woodward.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Paperclips)  Episode 17</title>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 17, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of paperclips, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jeff Clawson and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 17, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of paperclips, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jeff Clawson and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 17, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of paperclips, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jeff Clawson and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 17, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of paperclips, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jeff Clawson and Aaron Stillerman.  Accompanied by Paige Scott.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Those copper buttons on the pockets jeans / Rivets)  Episode 16</title>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION!  (Those copper buttons on the pockets jeans / Rivets)  Episode 16</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 16, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those weird copper buttons / rivets on the pockets of your jeans, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Frankie Bolda.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 16, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those weird copper buttons / rivets on the pockets of your jeans, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Frankie Bolda.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 09:19:54 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 16, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those weird copper buttons / rivets on the pockets of your jeans, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Frankie Bolda.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 16, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those weird copper buttons / rivets on the pockets of your jeans, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Frankie Bolda.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Those plastic thingies on shoelaces / Aglets)  Episode 15</title>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION!  (Those plastic thingies on shoelaces / Aglets)  Episode 15</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 15, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those plastic things on the tips of shoelaces (also known as aglets), but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Matt Kerkhoff.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 15, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those plastic things on the tips of shoelaces (also known as aglets), but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Matt Kerkhoff.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2020 20:22:36 -0500</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 15, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those plastic things on the tips of shoelaces (also known as aglets), but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Matt Kerkhoff.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 15, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those plastic things on the tips of shoelaces (also known as aglets), but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Matt Kerkhoff.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (Shower Loofahs) Episode 14</title>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION! (Shower Loofahs) Episode 14</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 14, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of shower loofahs, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Steven Albert and Aaron Stillerman.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 14, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of shower loofahs, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Steven Albert and Aaron Stillerman.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2020 16:57:46 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1844</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 14, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of shower loofahs, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Steven Albert and Aaron Stillerman.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 14, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of shower loofahs, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Steven Albert and Aaron Stillerman.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Sequins)  Episode 13</title>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION!  (Sequins)  Episode 13</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 13, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of sequins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Frankie Bolda and Aaron Stillerman.]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[In episode 13, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of sequins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Frankie Bolda and Aaron Stillerman.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2020 11:48:45 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2190</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 13, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of sequins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Frankie Bolda and Aaron Stillerman.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 13, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of sequins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Frankie Bolda and Aaron Stillerman.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Deodorant / Antiperspirant)  Episode 12</title>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION!  (Deodorant / Antiperspirant)  Episode 12</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 12, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of deodorant and antiperspirant, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff and Taylor Daine.]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 12, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of deodorant and antiperspirant, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff and Taylor Daine.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 10:17:15 -0500</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</itunes:author>
      <itunes:duration>2012</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 12, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of deodorant and antiperspirant, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff and Taylor Daine.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 12, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of deodorant and antiperspirant, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff and Taylor Daine.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Meat Absorption Pads)  Episode 11</title>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION!  (Meat Absorption Pads)  Episode 11</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 11, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of meat absorption pads - those weird pad things under packaged meat, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Chad Woodward and Daryl Hollonquest Jr.     ]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 11, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of meat absorption pads - those weird pad things under packaged meat, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Chad Woodward and Daryl Hollonquest Jr.     ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2020 10:54:34 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>1586</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 11, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of meat absorption pads - those weird pad things under packaged meat, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Chad Woodward and Daryl Hollonquest Jr.     </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 11, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of meat absorption pads - those weird pad things under packaged meat, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Chad Woodward and Daryl Hollonquest</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (Aluminum Foil) Episode 10</title>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION! (Aluminum Foil) Episode 10</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 10, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of aluminum foil, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Matt Kerkhoff.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   ]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 10, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of aluminum foil, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Matt Kerkhoff.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 18:27:19 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>2512</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 10, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of aluminum foil, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Matt Kerkhoff.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 10, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of aluminum foil, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Matt Kerkhoff.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (Scratch Off Lotto Tickets) Episode 9</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 9, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of scratch off instant win lottery tickets, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Taylor Daine.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   ]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 9, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of scratch off instant win lottery tickets, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Taylor Daine.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2020 07:28:34 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>2020</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 9, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of scratch off instant win lottery tickets, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Taylor Daine.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 9, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of scratch off instant win lottery tickets, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Jon Colby and Taylor Daine.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Silica Gel Packs) Episode 8</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 8, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of silica gel packs - those weird little packages of beads that you find in new shoes and beef jerky, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Taylor Daine.   ]]>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 8, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of silica gel packs - those weird little packages of beads that you find in new shoes and beef jerky, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Taylor Daine.   ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 10:35:25 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2149</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 8, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of silica gel packs - those weird little packages of beads that you find in new shoes and beef jerky, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quinn Thacker and Taylor Daine.   </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 8, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of silica gel packs - those weird little packages of beads that you find in new shoes and beef jerky, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Quin</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION!  (Push Pins)  Episode 7</title>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>DISTRACTION!  (Push Pins)  Episode 7</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[In episode 7, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of push pins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Matt Kerkhoff, and Brad Scott.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   ]]>
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[In episode 7, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of push pins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Matt Kerkhoff, and Brad Scott.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   ]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 17:20:15 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1915</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 7, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of push pins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Matt Kerkhoff, and Brad Scott.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 7, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of push pins, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Matt Kerkhoff, and Brad Scott.  Live scored by Paige Scott.   </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 10:58:05 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 6, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those tiny drink umbrellas they put in cocktails, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Connor O'Leary and Matt Kerkhoff.   </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2020 08:30:27 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 5, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of Q-Tips, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Matt Kerkhoff.  Live scored by Paige Scott.     </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 5, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of Q-Tips, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Matt Kerkhoff.  Live scored by Paige Scott.     </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (Wheels On Luggage) Episode 4</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In episode 4, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of wheels finally being added to luggage, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Jon Colby.  Live scored by Paige Scott.     </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In episode 4, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of wheels finally being added to luggage, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Jon Colby.  Live scored by Paige Scott.     </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:23:26 -0400</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 4, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of wheels finally being added to luggage, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Jon Colby.  Live scored by Paige Scott.     </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 4, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of wheels finally being added to luggage, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman and Jon Colby.  Live scored by Paige Scott.    </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (555 TV/Movie Phones) Episode 3</title>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In episode 3, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of why TV shows and movies use 555 as the prefix for all of their fake phone numbers, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Daryl Hollonquest Jr., Quinn Thacker, and Steven Finch.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In episode 3, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of why TV shows and movies use 555 as the prefix for all of their fake phone numbers, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Daryl Hollonquest Jr., Quinn Thacker, and Steven Finch.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:20:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:summary>In episode 3, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of why TV shows and movies use 555 as the prefix for all of their fake phone numbers, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Daryl Hollonquest Jr., Quinn Thacker, and Steven Finch.    </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 3, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of why TV shows and movies use 555 as the prefix for all of their fake phone numbers, but not without being sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Aaron Stillerman, Da</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (Pepperoni) Episode 2</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In episode 2, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of pepperoni - the pizza topping, but keeps getting sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff, Taylor Daine, and Connor O'Leary.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:16:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1652</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>In episode 2, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of pepperoni - the pizza topping, but keeps getting sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff, Taylor Daine, and Connor O'Leary.   </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In episode 2, Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of pepperoni - the pizza topping, but keeps getting sidetracked by a bunch of uninvited idiots.   Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff, Taylor Daine, and Connor O'Leary.   </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>improv, comedy, history, funny, hilarious, educational, history, fun, red, curb, will, pfaffenberger, distraction, dumb, ridiculous, silly</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DISTRACTION! (Bread Clips) Episode 1</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those little plastic bread clips that keep your bread bags closed, but keeps getting sidetracked by some uninvited idiots.  Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff, Ben Fraley, and Sarah Shipley.  </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those little plastic bread clips that keep your bread bags closed, but keeps getting sidetracked by some uninvited idiots.  Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff, Ben Fraley, and Sarah Shipley.  </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:09:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>Will Pfaffenberger on The Red Curb Comedy Network</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1706</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Will tries to teach you about the history and origins of those little plastic bread clips that keep your bread bags closed, but keeps getting sidetracked by some uninvited idiots.  Performers:  Matt Kerkhoff, Ben Fraley, and Sarah Shipley.  </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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