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    <description>Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Actor Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island. 

Sarah is known equally for mega-viral baking blunders and for her executive production and co-stardom in festival hits such as Maddie’s Secret (2025) and The Scout (2025). In 2027 she will be seen in theaters starring opposite Bryan Cranston, Judy Greer, Sean Astin, and John Goodman in Chili Finger, in which a woman finds a finger in her chili. No promises that limbs will not be sacrificed on this show as well, pending any need to satiate starvation. 

Now make haste and press play…the Vultures are circling!</description>
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    <itunes:summary>Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Actor Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island. 

Sarah is known equally for mega-viral baking blunders and for her executive production and co-stardom in festival hits such as Maddie’s Secret (2025) and The Scout (2025). In 2027 she will be seen in theaters starring opposite Bryan Cranston, Judy Greer, Sean Astin, and John Goodman in Chili Finger, in which a woman finds a finger in her chili. No promises that limbs will not be sacrificed on this show as well, pending any need to satiate starvation. 

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    <itunes:complete>No</itunes:complete>
    <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>My Seester, Lucifer</title>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Wok of Shame (Herrm Solo)</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Subscribe on YouTube (Or Else): https://www.youtube.com/@Herrmajestythequeen<br>Follow Sarah on IG I guess: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/</p><p>Chrysanthemum suggested a solo episode. Alas, here it is. Who is Chrysanthemum? That's for no one to know. But what you *can* know is this episode covers the gamut: from Tinder horror story to the significance of ConeCon all the way to getting Jeremy's name wrong. Is it Jeremy? We also don't know that. </p><p>Moments in Time: </p><p>0:00 – Technical Difficulties &amp; a Pseudonym</p><p>0:46 – The "Wok of Shame" Grocery Run </p><p>2:25 – Ironing Incident &amp; Traditional Gender Roles Hot Take</p><p>3:23 – Return to Studio &amp; Trying Off-Brand Oreos</p><p>4:51 – Dating Lore: The Story of "The British Guy"</p><p>13:06 – The Chin Augmentation Revenge Strategy</p><p>15:00 – Brainstorming Ideal Guests (Mob Mechanics &amp; Finance Guys)</p><p>17:15 – The Ice Cream Man Beef &amp; Hinge History</p><p>21:45 – Introducing Podcast Segments (Battered Woman, Key Ingredients, Tales from the Crypt)</p><p>23:18 – Tale from the Crypt: Memaw's Nose Job Quote</p><p>25:06 – Layering the Ice Cream Cake Cupcakes &amp; Panic</p><p>27:07 – Calling Ben on FaceTime</p><p>28:44 – Arriving at Ben's &amp; The Scooter Collision</p><p>29:55 – Finishing the Cupcakes &amp; Good Bye</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Subscribe on YouTube (Or Else): https://www.youtube.com/@Herrmajestythequeen<br>Follow Sarah on IG I guess: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/</p><p>Chrysanthemum suggested a solo episode. Alas, here it is. Who is Chrysanthemum? That's for no one to know. But what you *can* know is this episode covers the gamut: from Tinder horror story to the significance of ConeCon all the way to getting Jeremy's name wrong. Is it Jeremy? We also don't know that. </p><p>Moments in Time: </p><p>0:00 – Technical Difficulties &amp; a Pseudonym</p><p>0:46 – The "Wok of Shame" Grocery Run </p><p>2:25 – Ironing Incident &amp; Traditional Gender Roles Hot Take</p><p>3:23 – Return to Studio &amp; Trying Off-Brand Oreos</p><p>4:51 – Dating Lore: The Story of "The British Guy"</p><p>13:06 – The Chin Augmentation Revenge Strategy</p><p>15:00 – Brainstorming Ideal Guests (Mob Mechanics &amp; Finance Guys)</p><p>17:15 – The Ice Cream Man Beef &amp; Hinge History</p><p>21:45 – Introducing Podcast Segments (Battered Woman, Key Ingredients, Tales from the Crypt)</p><p>23:18 – Tale from the Crypt: Memaw's Nose Job Quote</p><p>25:06 – Layering the Ice Cream Cake Cupcakes &amp; Panic</p><p>27:07 – Calling Ben on FaceTime</p><p>28:44 – Arriving at Ben's &amp; The Scooter Collision</p><p>29:55 – Finishing the Cupcakes &amp; Good Bye</p>]]>
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      <podcast:contentLink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdmjSvttonc">Watch on YouTube</podcast:contentLink>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Subscribe on YouTube (Or Else): https://www.youtube.com/@Herrmajestythequeen<br>Follow Sarah on IG I guess: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/</p><p>Chrysanthemum suggested a solo episode. Alas, here it is. Who is Chrysanthemum? That's for no one to know. But what you *can* know is this episode covers the gamut: from Tinder horror story to the significance of ConeCon all the way to getting Jeremy's name wrong. Is it Jeremy? We also don't know that. </p><p>Moments in Time: </p><p>0:00 – Technical Difficulties &amp; a Pseudonym</p><p>0:46 – The "Wok of Shame" Grocery Run </p><p>2:25 – Ironing Incident &amp; Traditional Gender Roles Hot Take</p><p>3:23 – Return to Studio &amp; Trying Off-Brand Oreos</p><p>4:51 – Dating Lore: The Story of "The British Guy"</p><p>13:06 – The Chin Augmentation Revenge Strategy</p><p>15:00 – Brainstorming Ideal Guests (Mob Mechanics &amp; Finance Guys)</p><p>17:15 – The Ice Cream Man Beef &amp; Hinge History</p><p>21:45 – Introducing Podcast Segments (Battered Woman, Key Ingredients, Tales from the Crypt)</p><p>23:18 – Tale from the Crypt: Memaw's Nose Job Quote</p><p>25:06 – Layering the Ice Cream Cake Cupcakes &amp; Panic</p><p>27:07 – Calling Ben on FaceTime</p><p>28:44 – Arriving at Ben's &amp; The Scooter Collision</p><p>29:55 – Finishing the Cupcakes &amp; Good Bye</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Welcome to Desserted with Sarah Herrman</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Comedian Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2026 19:39:37 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Comedian Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island. </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>Late-night comedy,Sketch writing,Political satire,Seth Meyers,A Closer Look,Late Night with Seth Meyers,SNL alumni,Comedy writers room,Talk show hosts,Stand-up comedy,Home baking,Baking recipes,Dessert recipes,Bread baking,Pastry technique,Comfort food,Food humor,Celebrity home cooks,Kitchen comedy,Bake-along content,ben warheit,bennaissance,late night writers,dark humor,cake pops,multitasking,meemaw,sarah herman,herrmajesty</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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