Crunch Wears No Pants

Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 22:31:41 -0500

PLAYOFFS

Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:49:51 -0500

we talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.

The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First Time in Forever, Ant + Jaden Injuries, Ayo Donsumu is a God amongst Men

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 22:57:17 -0500

SHOUT OUT CASCADE CBX SPORT

The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 22:47:12 -0500

you guys didn't like the game of thrones episode so we're back talking about the wolves.

The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with Andrew Dukowitz)

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 22:42:09 -0500

It's Lynx time baby

The Game of Thrones Draft

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:00:00 -0500

So much is happening with the Timberwolves! Almost as much as what's happening in Westeros this year! In honor of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon Season 3, we drafted basketball teams out of Game of Thrones Characters. HBO Max please sponsor us

This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 22:07:00 -0500

The vibes are ass dawg idk what you want from me as far as descriptions and episode titles go.

Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 04 Mar 2026 21:56:17 -0600

Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo Dosunmu being attractive. We also talked about Jordan's cat Ford passing away, which ended in some gallows humor and I assure you he is grieving normally and he appreciates all the condolences and nice things people have said. Jordan also told me to tell you to look up Continuing Bonds Theory by Klass, Silverman, and Nickman, as well as Neimeyer's work on Meaning Reconstruction, and the Dual Process Model of Grief by Stroebe and Schut if you're curious to learn more about helpful grief theory that's helped him, especially in regards to pet loss. We love Dane, we love you, we love your pets.

EMERGENCY POD: KYLE ANDERSON IS BACK

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 26 Feb 2026 21:30:18 -0600

#LEADERSHIP

Let's Argue about Julius Randle

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 25 Feb 2026 22:27:14 -0600

This was certainly one of the episodes of all time

Ant to Atlanta, The Green Guys Draft, and Chelanga's Backlog of Takes with Chelanga Langason

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 19 Feb 2026 22:17:46 -0600

Unofficial fourth host of the pod Chelanga Langason is back to give us the takes we've been missing since the end of his internet presence and the CnD NBA Show. It was great and fun.

Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 10 Feb 2026 21:52:50 -0600

Dear NAW,

Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve
Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude
Ey, ojalá que los míos nunca se muden
Y si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayuden

We love you,

CWNP

Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye, Mike (for now)

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 05 Feb 2026 21:52:20 -0600

Shams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.

Minnesota Gianniswolves

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 30 Jan 2026 01:29:21 -0600

Giannis might be a Timberwolf. We beat OKC. We love Minneapolis

MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 21 Jan 2026 22:20:32 -0600

MC JON B IS HERE! We talked about the last week, in which the Wolves went 0-3. We did the "MC Jon B" draft.

We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 13 Jan 2026 22:51:37 -0600

The Wolves are making us look dumb cuz they're playing really great and cohesive basketball right now. Welcome to the league, Joan Beringer.

Trade Deadline Targets, Chris Finch Dynasty Killer, Rudy's 5th DPOTY, Brief My Neighbor Totoro Tangent

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 06 Jan 2026 23:42:06 -0600

- CAN RUDY ACTUALLY WIN DPOTY?

- WE'RE NOT TALKING ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GOOD ANT IS

- CHRIS FINCH: DYNASTY (WHISTLE) KILLER?

- TRADE DEADLINE PREVIEW: WOLVES TRADE TARGETS

The Vibes are Rancid! Who Should We Trade?

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 02 Jan 2026 08:20:18 -0600

Well. It's been a week guys. We discuss how rancid the vibes are with our new DurfGPT, which almost sounds like the real Nate, who you know is on his 6-month CWNP-mandated paid Paternal Leave (we are pro-family and actually fund programs in favor of children and families as opposed to funding luxury boomer socialism + corporate bailouts). We also breakdown who from the Timberwolves we're willing to trade ahead of the deadline (spoiler: a lot of them).

A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the Wolves Roster

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 24 Dec 2025 18:40:13 -0600

Surprise Christmas Drop! Brandon, Jordan, and Kai from WolvesBoxScores go Christmas shopping and get gifts for the Wolves roster. There's more milk talk than you'd expect in this one. Hi Johnny Juzang.

KG's back, Karl's back, and WolvesBoxScores is Back

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 24 Dec 2025 00:09:25 -0600

WolvesBoxScores joins to talk about Karl's return game, what he thinks is holding the Wolves back, Snacks, Rudy Gobert's last ten games, and a few tangents along the way. Please go follow WolvesBoxScores. LOVE YOU

The Sports Video Game Draft

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 00:07:00 -0600

So much is happening with your Minnesota Timberwolves that we're not gonna talk about any of it, and instead are going to draft our favorite Sports Video Games of All Time. Durf appears in this episode! Is it fake Durf or real Durf? Who knows.

OKC Win Post Game Reaction | Chris Finch, Ant Heroics, Mr. Pibb, Honey for Bones

Pulltab Sports — Sat, 20 Dec 2025 01:08:15 -0600

The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And this will not be the last victory versus the Oklahoma City Thunder.

BONE ZONE DOMAIN EXPANSION + GOOSEBUMPS

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 16 Dec 2025 22:11:20 -0600

Bones Hyland is the point guard of the future. DDV is shredding the net off the rim. Julius Randle is instagramming pics with the caption Goosebumps and the Minnesota Wild are acknowledging it. We also talk Doomsday leak spoilers near the end and give a spoiler warning. We also talk about Star Wars at the end. Durf was very quiet this episode which is why this happened, it was always going to happen.

Are the Wolves bad?

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 21:28:09 -0600

They blew it vs the Suns and Kings. The Timberwolves have this podcast wondering: are the Wolves bad?

In Arena Music Selections with Timberwolves Music Directors Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 23:38:29 -0600

Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D join the pod to discuss playing the trombone version of Goosebumps during games, how they select in game sound effects and music, and what the behind the scenes in-game production of a Wolves game looks like. We also discuss vibes, of course.

JULIUS RANDLE KNOWS ABOUT GOOSEBUMPS

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 13 Nov 2025 22:04:54 -0600

THE WOLVES ARE WINNING AGAINST BAD TEAMS! GOOSEBUMPS IS BECOMING A NATIONAL THING!

The Wolves Twitter Civil War, Ja Morant, and the Goosebumps Conspiracy

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 06 Nov 2025 22:16:00 -0600

There's a Wolves Twitter Civil War over Chris Finch. Ja Morant may be a Timberwolf this season. Someone took down the original Julius Randle Goosebumps video.

The Hunt for Meaningful Insights (four games into the season)

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 28 Oct 2025 22:56:01 -0500

We're four games in and the gentlemen are trying to make sense of the Anthony Edwards injury, as well as some weird initial trends and observations (both positive and negative). Julius Randle is a trees jersey legend. Rob looks great in the face mask. If you're a new fan: welcome to Target Center. Please get lit when you're in the building. Love you BYE

WE ENTERED THE BONE ZONE! Season Opener Reaction Pod

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 23 Oct 2025 00:44:40 -0500

We're so frickin back. We fired up the mics as soon as the clock struck 0:00 to talk about Donte (oh no), Bones (oh yes), Anthony Edwards (wow), and initial reactions to the Wolves' first game. Go buy some Lamb Chops. See you at Target Center

WolvesFest 2025 Live Show (with JakesGraphs, Dane Moore, and Kyle Theige)

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 08:39:21 -0500

Thanks for coming to WolvesFest. My lord, a time was had. The audio is a bit of an adventure on this one. JakesGraphs and Dane Moore join us to chat about the forthcoming season. People were lit. Shout to the Dane Moore NBA Show for always showing love, and for Falling Knife for being the host with the most.

Season Over/Unders With Kyle Theige

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 14 Oct 2025 22:34:29 -0500

The emperor of Wolves Twitter joins the pod for our annual over/unders segment! We also re-litigate whether or not Christian Braun is hot (from last week), as well as dig into Kyle's vibes going into the season. See you at Wolves Fest at Falling Knife on Saturday!! I love you!

Two Words: Super Show | Pre-Season Buy, Hold, Sell

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 09 Oct 2025 21:51:42 -0500

QUEEN PHEE AND THE TREES

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 02 Oct 2025 18:28:10 -0500

- #AD @Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD
- THE TREES DRAFT! MORE FUN THAN WE ANTICIPATED!

Lynx Advance, Alanna (co) DPOTY, Bones Hyland, and the future of Star Wars and Marvel

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 18 Sep 2025 22:16:23 -0500

Durf is at a bachelor party so he isn't here. So Brandon and Jally talk about the Lynx advancing, Co-DPOTY, Phee disrespect on Threads (don't go on Threads), and the state of our favorite corporate intellectual properties. Nate, come back. We don't need to do 15 minutes on Fandom.

YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (With Craig Smith)

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 19 Aug 2025 22:09:33 -0500

Last week, we tweeted a meme of Craig Smith. This week, former Timberwolf Craig Smith joins the pod to discuss his career, his fav moments, the state of the league, the state of the Wolves, and Fantasy Football. Check out Craig's Foundation https://tayloredrhinofoundation.org/ as well as his books "Craig and his Magic Basketball" and "Coloring with Craig: The Rhino's Basketball Adventures." Craig Smith rules. You already knew that but you're going to know it even more after this episode

Prowl DOES Wear Pants (with Andrew Dukowitz)

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 12 Aug 2025 23:12:53 -0500

Andrew's back to discuss the Lynx's perseverance in the wake of the Phee injury, the first three trades since the Carrington trade, and the excitement of covering two elite MN basketball teams year around. Long live Andrew, he's great.

The DiJonai Carrington Trade, Uncle Tim, and a thrilling RWOW

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 05 Aug 2025 21:47:52 -0500

We discuss Phee's injury, the DiJonai Carrington trade, and host Brandon's Uncle Tim on the pod because he won a silent auction.

STUDBUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 24 Jul 2025 10:59:27 -0500

Brandon and Nate went to Summer League and omg. WNBA All Star Weekend restored the feeling.

Nickeil Alexander Walker: We Will Love You Forever

Pulltab Sports — Sun, 06 Jul 2025 19:48:31 -0500

NAW WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE LIVE SHOW (THAT IS MEANT FOR YOU, THE PANTY NATION MEMBER. NOT NAW, UNFORTUNATELY).

No KD trade news means today's episode is a Jurassic World: Rebirth Review

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 18 Jun 2025 22:27:20 -0500

CWNP was invited to the first showing of Jurassic World: Rebirth in Minnesota, so we went and recorded a podcast about it. It's obviously spoiler free. This is the off season BAYBEEEEEE.

Kevin Durant Trade Chatter, A SCOOP, and Jordan's Dad

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 17 Jun 2025 22:49:43 -0500

Somebody gave Jordan a juicy scoop. This is probably why you're listening to this episode, and that's fine, but just know we talk about Jordan's dad for the first 3:48 seconds of the episode. We also go over off season trade chatter, Wolves Twitter's reaction to all the rumors, and how Nate should watch Invicible.

The Third Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 10:44:12 -0500

IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIES AWARD EXTRAVAGANZA BROUGHT TO YOU BY JIMMY'S DIPS, DUKE CANNON, AND DENT HEADS!

WE ALSO REVIEW OUR OVER/UNDERS THAT WE SET AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON WITH JACK FROM BAD ANGLE BASKETBALL!

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AT FALLING KNIFE BREWING COMPANY ON 6/25/25 FROM 6-10PM!

Chris Hine joins to discuss his new book "Ant" and Mariah Carey

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 04 Jun 2025 22:22:14 -0500

Chris Hine wrote a book about Anthony Edwards. It's great. We talk all about it with a few (a lot) of detours along with way.

The Season Comes to a Close + What the Offseason Has in Store + Wow Phee is so good

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 29 May 2025 22:35:00 -0500

Minnesota sports curses aren't real. Gary Anderson was never a Timberwolf. The season was fun. And the future is bright. See you guys at a Lynx game. Enter our contest to win a PSA Graded Ant cared on our Instagram and Twitter @NoPantsCrunch

Griftgate 2025, BenchMobBrickgate 2025, and Unpacking Game 1 of the WCF

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 21 May 2025 22:20:25 -0500

Fear is the Mind Killer, gang. The Timberwolves dropped game 1, however the gentlemen don't seem too pressed by it. Jordan complained a little (a lot) about the refs.

THE TIMBERWOLVES RETURN TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 15 May 2025 22:10:43 -0500

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! THESE ARE THE GOOD OL DAYS!

A Voice for the Voiceless: Lakers recap, Second Round Preview, the Respect Bit, and The Giver

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 05 May 2025 21:05:51 -0500

One negative to Podcasting: Those who would be and should be voiceless somehow think they have some sort of voice now. Like us. The gentlemen recap a wild day on MN Sports Twitter, The Lakers series, the second round, and whether or not they respect certain players more or less now after the first round. Oh boy. Draymond is in town tomorrow. Should be fine! See you soon!

HEY LAKERS SUBREDDIT, WHAT HAPPENED?!

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 22:23:54 -0500

The Lakers subreddit is a dumb place. The gentlemen discuss the series. Jordan defends JJ Redick's decision to play his only good players for 24 straight. Brandon knows so much about basketball. Durf also knows so much about basketball. Dalton Knecht, nice playing time, you loser. Jaxon Hayes, I hope you stub your foot four million times in a row and that your foot becomes a nub. Luka: why are you the way that you are? Stop it. LeBron: nice inbound, dork. Did you see that video of a Lakers fans yelling into a phone and accidentally cutting his face with his fingernail and then he just lets it bleed so he looks insane? What's goin on over there.

Lakers series thusfar & Jordan's Horrific Experience with a Celtics fan

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 10:58:51 -0500

The gentlemen are back to discuss the Lakers series, Jordan's unfortunate run in with a Celtics fan on an 11 hour flight to Japan, and why so many people listened to the Michael Beasley episode

Michael Beasley RWOW Deep Dive!

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 16 Apr 2025 01:00:00 -0500

Great timing for a Deep Dive into Michael Beasley's Timberwolves tenure!

Julius Randle and Joe Ingles are Nice Guys! With Andrew Dukowitz!

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 09 Apr 2025 22:47:53 -0500

ANDREW DUKOWITZ FINALLY JOINS THE POD AFTER 9 MONTHS! We discuss the human side of athletes, how he got into journalism, what's happening on the court with our Minnesota Timberwolves, and recap our appearance on the Dane Moore NBA Show on Sunday. Wow. The brand is so hot

Reactions to the Nuggets Game, The BRAWL, and our Iowa Wolves Experience

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 02 Apr 2025 23:11:38 -0500

Just an insane episode. So much has happened and we crammed it all into an hour. Jordan recorded this episode from his sunglasses lmao. We react to the Instant Classic that was a Nuggets game, Jordan was there and made enemies out of every Nuggets fan. We also react to the Brawl and Pistons fan upheaval after the fact. And lastly, we pour honey on our goats, the Iowa Wolves, for hosting us in Des Moines last week. Seriously, if you want a weekend getaway, Des Moines is a great spot. We had great food and a fun time at the game. Super underrated, will be going back. Hell yeah dude. See you later.

Obi Toppin is ruining the 2024-25 Minnesota Timberwolves Season

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 21:47:23 -0500

Obi Toppin: why are you doing this to us?

MICHAEL GRADY REFERENCED "GOOSEBUMPS"

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 22:24:59 -0500

I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 11 Mar 2025 22:50:50 -0500

IT'S THE JULIUS RANDLE EPISODE!

The Return of DDV + Julius Randle | Five Year Timberwolves Projection

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 03 Mar 2025 21:45:29 -0600

Timberwolves basketball man. Andor S2 comes out in 50 days!

The Young Wolves Revolution + Fiber to the Fish House Live Episode with Chelanga!

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 25 Feb 2025 21:45:36 -0600

Those Young Timberwolves are incredible, man. We talk about Jaden McDaniels again, he keeps giving us more stuff to talk about. He also talk about TSJ and Rob's growth, Jaylen Clark and his beloved neck that we want to protect forever, and how the looming return of Julius Randle may impact Naz and Jaden's growth, but could also help cuz Julius Randle is good whether or not anybody on Wolves twitter wants to admit it. Also, the back half of this episode is our live show with Chelanga, where we just let him spew takes since he doesn't have a podcast anymore. We love Chelanga and we love you and we love the Minnesota Timberwolves

Brandon is lightly back?

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:28:04 -0600

Dude, guys. That's my bad. I was really tired and didn't edit the podcast last week. We discuss the fallout from the trade deadline, Jaylen Clark, Jaden McDaniels, Naz Reid's ascension, as well as 3/14 AT TARGET CENTER SECTION 238 ROW K PANTY NATION TAKEOVER IN CELEBRATION OF PANTY NATION MEMBER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE DULUTH'S FAMOUS KAYLEE PULL UP PULL UP GET YOUR TICKETS. Also! On Thursday! 2/20! We're going to be broadcasting live from Fish Lake. Fiber to the Fish House! All the deets are @PulltabSports on Instagram. HOLLER

Brandon has given up on your 2024-25 Minnesota Timberwolves

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 04 Feb 2025 22:19:24 -0600

We recorded after the Kings loss, and that was the final straw for Brandon Arthur-John Beck

Trade Deadline Preview

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 28 Jan 2025 22:36:03 -0600

WE'RE BACK AFTER A ONE WEEK BREAK TO DISCUSS DDV'S BIG TOE, THE RISE OF ROB DILLINGHAM, THE JADEN MCDANIELSSANCE, AND THE TRADE DEADLINE.

JORDAN DYE JOINS FOR GUESTUARY

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:07:52 -0600

Jordan Dye stops by the program to discuss sponsoring everyone's third or fourth favorite Timberwolves podcast, the process of designing two highly-coveted and sold out Timberwolves x Lamb Chops collaborations, as well as the current state of your Minnesota Timberwolves. We also talk about ice cream. Idk man

Post Game Reaction to the 108-106 Victory over the Clippers

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 23:14:20 -0600

JOE INGLES MINUTES! DDV PRAISE! JULIUS RANDLE SLANDER! AND MORE ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS

WE'RE SO BACK

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 30 Dec 2024 22:29:34 -0600

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT OUR BACKS WERE AGAINST THE WALL, DONTE DIVINCENZO COMES ALIVE!

It's so Over

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 22:18:20 -0600

We had to make a special sad version of the intro for this one.

Karl-Anthony Towns Returns to Target Center Tomorrow and We're Not Ready for It

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 18 Dec 2024 22:35:53 -0600

Section 238. Buy tickets and sit with us as we cry watching the "welcome back, KAT!" video at Target Center. We discuss the Wolves' 6-1 run, the return of their defense, the return of Karl, the return of Jaden, and how weird AD stans are. The audio might be like 33% wonky cuz, transparently, i had my mic turned down super low and i didn't catch it until it was too late which is why it sounds like a radio show that was super compressed into a podcast with a soft limit at -24 db, which is how i used to edit all the dave ryan show podcasts back in the day. that's too much info for you to know. i'm not even sure if that was the right call tbh. whatever. enjoy another rousing episode of crunch wears no pants.

Timberwolves Finding Their Stride? PLUS the return of TIMBERTALES

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 21:14:55 -0600

First off, the guys talk about the news of Jeremy Allen White being cast as Rotta the Hutt in the forthcoming Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Then they talk about the professional basketball team from Minnesota. And then they revive a classic CWNP bit, "Timbertales". S/o to two time panty nation member of the year runner up Greta Thun.

FUNCTIONAL MORON IS IN THE STUDIO

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 03 Dec 2024 23:10:31 -0600

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. FUNCTIONAL MORON AKA CORY FROM WOLVES TWITTER AND WOLVES BLUESKY IS HERE TO HELP US SIFT THROUGH THE CHAOS OF THIS SEASON! HE'S SMART! HE'S INSIGHTFUL! HE'S FUN! AND WE APPRECIATE HIM!

The Vibes are: NOT GREAT

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:00:54 -0600

it's been 9 days since we've gotten goosebumps.

I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME + The "Julius or Randle" Draft

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 20 Nov 2024 20:30:43 -0600

Friends of the pod Falling Knife gave us some beverages to consume while talking about Julius Randle. You can imagine how this turned out. We also did the "Julius or Randle" draft where we draft five people with variations of the name "Julius" or "Randle" in honor of, you guessed it, Julius Randle.

Britt Robson joins the show to discuss that tweet

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 11 Nov 2024 21:39:08 -0600

Last night, Britt Robson tweeted "Mike Conley's rep suddenly ain't what it used to be on that splayed airball cum assist arguing for a foui". Twitter lost their mind and we had to have him on the show to talk about it. We also talked about the (sad) early regression of Mike Conley, the new City Edition jerseys, the bench unit, and the Timberwolves' odd recent ability of proving the doubters wrong. Big love to Britt for coming on the show!!!

Evaluating the early Season + Awarding "Naz Reid Games"

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 06 Nov 2024 22:00:55 -0600

Sure. Let's release an episode today. We discuss the early season woes and successes thusfar, as the Timberwolves show signs of course correcting after some clunky first few games. We also go around and award "Naz Reid games" to historical and fictional people who may deserve them but never got the chance to be awarded a Naz Reid game.

The Official Pod of Julius Randle Bullyball Enjoyers

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 30 Oct 2024 22:46:24 -0500

Guys, we love Julius Randle. The gentlemen break down his fit and early returns on being Randle-pilled as a fanbase. Jordan also lists off things he actually does not like about the Timberwolves in order to beat the toxic positivity allegations. We also add a monster to the timberwolves in celebration of Halloween.

Game 1 Reactions + The Grinch + The Sons Draft with Chelanga Langason

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 23 Oct 2024 22:02:51 -0500

guys. Chelanga is back. So are the wolves. We try to react normally to game 1 and discuss the whole Bronny James sitch as well as talk about Family Guy.

Season Predictions and Over/Unders + Mid-2000s talk with Jack from Bad Angle Basketball

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 18 Oct 2024 09:52:12 -0500

Look guys. If you dont go and follow Bad Angle Basketball on Instagram right now I'll be pretty mad about it. Today, we talk to Jack from BAB to discuss the vibes after a heartbreaking Lynx loss, as well as the vibes surrounding exciting showings from our young Wolves in the pre-season. The Timberwolves and Lynx Organization is truly a bountiful source of entertainment and joy. There is beauty all around us if you choose to see it. We also dive into our yearly Over/Unders. Enjoy hotties. Love you so much

The Lynx are in the Finals + Wolves Things Bracket

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 09 Oct 2024 22:49:52 -0500

Hello. The Lynx are really good. The Wolves Things bracket is happening right now and the bracket is lookin weird. We also talked about some pre-season Wolves storylines. Oh boy. We're so back guys

The Timberwolves traded Karl-Anthony Towns and we're SAD

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 21:49:15 -0500

Hey guys. Here it is. The episode that, deep down, we knew we'd eventually have to record one day but didn't want to admit it. And now it's here.

The Lynx are Insane, City Edition Leaks, and a Mailbag with JakesGraphs

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 27 Sep 2024 10:37:00 -0500

This one starts out kinda hot lmao this one is for sure an "in your airpods" episode and not a bluetooth speaker at the office episode. I don't think any of our episodes are bluetooth speaker at the office episodes. Alright guys here's the deal. JakesGraphs was on the show. We discuss how insane the Lynx are, and how blessed we are to have two elite professional basketball teams in Minnesota. We also discuss the alleged City Edition leaks and the state of Nike jerseys. We also talk about making a computer only for, well, you'll see. We also learned that there's a thing in the UK called "Cock-a-Leekie" soup, which we clearly had a field day with. Oh yeah, we also had our mailbag that we solicited for on Twitter. A LOT of Arby's questions. We'll do our season premiere podcast soon (allegedly). Long live Lamb Chops. Love you bye.

Goodbyes & Hellos + The Fandom Draft

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 15 Jul 2024 08:52:19 -0500

We say hello to new Timberwolves and goodbye to those who have departed. We also draft past and present timberwolves into our favorite fandom shows and movies

Draft Talk, Lynx Chatter, Over/Under Reviews, Criston Cole

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 25 Jun 2024 22:33:39 -0500

Hello hotties. We talk about the draft. We talk about the Lynx. We talk about where Cheryl stands all time in all time GM and Coach rankings. We review our over/unders from before the season. What an episode

The Second Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 05 Jun 2024 06:37:54 -0500

COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!

THE TIMBERWOLVES WIN GAME FOUR TO TAKE A COMMANDING 1-3 DEFICIT IN THE WCF! IT WAS WRITTEN

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 28 May 2024 23:45:57 -0500

TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT

Mavericks Series Preview + Nuggets In Memoriam Segment

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 22 May 2024 14:43:14 -0500

The best time to release a series preview podcast is last night at 10pm when we finished recording this. The second best time is now, 2:16pm the day of the game. The gentlemen break down the advantages of both teams and predict where the series nets out (spoiler: we predict what you're predicting too). Jordan has wifi issues. He's moving into his new house next week so that won't be a problem much longer. We also memorialize the Denver Nuggets cuz they're dead. Love you. Suck it, DNVR. Cole Aldrich: come on the pod ya weirdo

WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE, THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS IN GAME 7

Pulltab Sports — Sun, 19 May 2024 23:06:01 -0500

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THE TIMBERWOLVES OBLITERATE THE NUGGETS IN GAME 6

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 17 May 2024 00:37:07 -0500

THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS BY 45 POINTS! ANT WAS INSANE! JADEN WAS THE MVP! KAT IS THE JOKIC STOPPER! RUDY IS RUDY! MIKE CONLEY IS BACK!

GAME 2: BELT 2 ASS ON THE REIGNING CHAMPION DENVER NUGGETS

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 07 May 2024 00:53:30 -0500

Guys, the Minnesota Timberwolves may very well win an NBA Championship this year.

Nuggets Playoff Match Up + The Suns In Memoriam

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 02 May 2024 23:18:34 -0500

on today’s show, the gentlemen break down the advantages the Nuggets have over the Wolves, and vice versa. We also do an in memoriam segment for the fallen Phoenix Suns

THE TIMBERWOLVES SWEEP THE PHOENIX SUNS AND ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2004

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:40:13 -0500

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Game 2 Recap: Three Things We Love to See

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 22:26:13 -0500

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Game 2 vs Suns Preview and the Wolves Things Draft with Kyle Theige

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 23:00:58 -0500

Look guys, it happened. Kyle Theige joins the pod and we put him on the hot seat, previewed Game 2 of the Suns series, and went through the treasure chest of Wolves history during the Wolves Things Draft. You'll be shocked to hear this, but this episode is nuts.

Game 1 Recap + Player by Player Analysis

Pulltab Sports — Sat, 20 Apr 2024 21:51:38 -0500

HELLO! EMERGENCY POD! The Timberwolves won Game 1 vs the Phoenix Suns today in the playoffs! The gentlemen go through the key performers and break down with they succeeded. We also heap praise on Kevin Durant cuz he's dope.

6 things a Phoenix Suns fan hates about the Suns with Auggie 5000

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 18 Apr 2024 08:59:20 -0500

BONUS EPISODE PRESENTED BY LAMB CHOPS! We have two Suns fans in Panty Nation. One of them is on the show today: Auggie 5000! You remember him as the morning show host at Go 95.3, the modern hip hop channel, a radio station so good that the suits had to shut it down because money never bought good taste. Auggie takes us through six things he's identified as Suns weaknesses that the Timberwolves will exploit. He still thinks they will win the series and that's fine cuz he's a Suns fan so don't hold that against him. We also do RANDOM SUN WOLF OF THE WEEK as well as assemble the best starting five of players who played for both the Timberwolves and the Suns. Auggie is great. Everyone say "Thank you Auggie" for coming on the show.

KAT's tenure on the Wolves depends on the Suns series + the Moon Draft + Were Penguins in the Bible

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 16 Apr 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Today, we discuss how Wolves twitter in in shambles over the Suns match up in the first round. Why do folks choose to be super negative? Feels like a bummer way to cheer for a team. The gentlemen also discuss how KAT's tenure as a Timberwolf lives and dies with this series. We also draft the best moon related things cuz we are an anti-Sun pod for the time being. Also at the end we discuss whether or not Penguins appear in the Bible. Idk man.

The Naz Reid Episode + Is Godzilla a hyper-libertarian? + Who we want to own the Timberwolves besides Glen Taylor

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 05 Apr 2024 06:36:00 -0500

It's a lot of Naz Reid talk on this episode. We dive deeper into the "NAZ SHOULD REPLACE KAT" talk taking over the timeline. We also discuss the work of cinematic genius that is Godzilla 2001 as well as if Godzilla is just a raging libertarian. Also, we suggest people who should own the Timberwolves besides Glen Taylor. Smaug from the Hobbit trilogy isn't one of them but does get mentioned. Love you, bye

FREE THE TIMBERWOLVES OF CAPITALIST RESTRAINTS!

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 00:02:00 -0500

AN OWNERSHIP DEBACLE! ANT IS SO GOOD! NAZ AND JADEN AND SLOMO ARE ALIVE!

We Still Exist and Ant is Still so Good + Cast a Wolf: DUNE EDITION

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 22 Mar 2024 15:48:34 -0500

guys. remember when we used to release episodes regularly. we're getting back to that, i promise. On this week's episode, we discuss our life post-KAT injury, Ant's continued ascension, Luka Garza (sorry), and Dune.

Nikola Pekovic Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 28 Feb 2024 00:01:00 -0600

We're back with our second consecutive Random Wolf of the Week spotlight on Nikola Pekovic! These totally weren't pre-recorded during the Trail Blazers game on 2/15! Normal episodes begin again next week, but in the meantime enjoy this deep dive into the life, legacy, and lore of Nikola Pekovic.

Luke Ridnour Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 21 Feb 2024 00:05:00 -0600

SPECIAL EPISODE! We love highlighting the Random Wolves of the Week at the end of each episode so we figured we'd do some deeper dives into beloved Wolves throughout history. This week, we discuss the legacy and lore around COOL HAND LUKE RIDNOUR.

Wolves Twitter Meltdown + omg the Wolves are so good + The Fictional Player Buyout

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 16 Feb 2024 00:04:00 -0600

Wolves twitter melted down over former and future guest of the pod Claire de Lune's 1 minute segment discussing the Timberwolves and KAT on another pod so we talked about it cuz we are white knights and simps. After that, we just bantered about how insanely good the Timberwolves are and then we did the fictional player buyout segment, where we add various fictional basketball players to the Wolves.

In Defense of Kyle Anderson, Trade Deadline Reactions, and Luigi is a bad guy with Chelanga Langason

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 09 Feb 2024 00:09:00 -0600

We did one episode without a guest and we got bored so we invited our pal CHELANGA LANGASON FROM THE CND NBA SHOW to discuss why Kyle Anderson is secretly still good, the trade deadline's impact on the Wolves, potential buyout guys, and why Luigi is a bad person. Also, we snuck in a cats draft in celebration of Karl-Anthony Towns' fourth all star appearance. Some episodes are like this guys, idk what to tell ya. If you're still here from the Dane episode or Meatsauce episode we appreciate you lmao journalism is DEAD we only care about vibes now.

KAT AND ANT ARE ALL STARS + The Shark Tank Trade Machine

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 02 Feb 2024 00:14:00 -0600

WOWOW KAT AND ANT ARE ALL STARS BAYBEEE. The gentlemen react to the news, as well as the current performance of the team. It's also our first episode since Guestuary so it's just us again. We also spend some time fawning over Nickeil Alexander-Walker before pitching trade targets in our Shark Tank Trade Machine segment. Love you so much! Don't drive stupidly in residential areas!

Claire de Lune plants her flag as a (cautiously optimistic) TIMBERWOLVES BELIEVER

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 25 Jan 2024 06:52:00 -0600

THE FINAL GUEST OF GUESTUARY IS CLAIRE DE LUNE! You've seen Claire on twitter, and perhaps you've heard her music as Tiny Deaths or read her basketball words with the Guardian. Speaking of, she just dropped an article about how the Timberwolves went from league laughing stock to legit championship contender. We discuss the Wolves with Claire, as well as her Lakers fandom*, the D'Angelo Russell experience, and how her artistry and journalism intersect. We also did our "Create a Band" draft, which is where we all made a band out of past and present NBA players. Claire is awesome and you better go show her some love cuz she's now forever intertwined with the lore of CWNP okay love you so much have a great weekend BYEEEE!

Dane Moore sold a massage chair to Theo Ratliff

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 17 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0600

Dane Moore joined Crunch Wears No Pants to talk EVERYTHING. Does he like Hennessey? Who are his ideal trade targets as the deadline approaches (also this, predictably, is when Dane and Brandon go super deep, it was every ball-knowers dream conversation)? How has his podcast evolved over the last couple seasons? How are his vibes towards the team at the moment? What is the best NBA video game of all time?

MC Jon B discusses Crunch, the team's growth in Abu-Dhabi, and more + the Star Wars Starting Five Draft

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 10 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0600

We finally got him. Timberwolves In Arena Host MC Jon B joins the program to discuss the vibes around the team, his in-game fan hype approach, and the things he noticed in the pre-season in Abu Dhabi that let him know that this team was different. We also go over the vibes of this lil rough patch/growing pains thing the Wolves have got going on right now (spoiler: we all still think everything is fine) and then draft our Star Wars starting five. MC Jon B is great and if you don't give him a high five and say "thanks for making my Timberwolves game experience awesome!" next time you're at Target Center, we will get angry about that.

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE + Timberwolves What If's

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 05 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600

oh BOY. The Timberwolves have hit a rough patch and we're here to talk about it! but here's the thing: we can still believe in a team's future and potential while addressing elephants in the room in terms of perimeter defense, apparent effort, and ball movement. So there's your hoops talk. We also do our first installment of Timberwolves What Ifs: What if Ricky Rubio never tore his ACL, What if Stephon Marbury never left, and What if the Wolves traded for Allen Iverson in the 2006-07 season the way God intended them to. Love you so much. See ya next week!!

Goodbye to You, Vit Krejci

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 28 Dec 2023 14:46:48 -0600

After much demand, CWNP perseveres through the post-holiday haze to give Vit Krejci his much deserved ceremonial send off.

KAT and NAW are so good + the Birds Draft

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 11:00:30 -0600

hello hotties, in between last night's loss to the Joel Embiid's foul merchanting and tonight's dub over the Los Angeles Lakers, we recorded a podcast. we focus on how great KAT and NAW have been, as well as discuss little things you may not have noticed during this overwhelming avalanche of basketball success. And then, as a show of goodwill and love towards beloved Wolves Community Member WolvesHotBoxScores, we participate in the BIRDS DRAFT, where we draft birds.

The Fix for the Timberwolves' Bench Offensive Woes + What Former Wolf Role Player Would You Add to This Roster

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 14 Dec 2023 06:34:19 -0600

guys there's no sugar coating this one: Brandon used his math and stats brained and solved the Ant On/Off Offensive woes and the best part is, the answer lies within the roster. It was a true, deep sports segment. Wowzers. We also discussed whether or not Santa is a human or an elf mid-ad read. For our fun bit, we went back through years of Timberwolves' past and thought about which old wolves role players would've fit well on this current roster.

The Rudy Gobert Apology Episode + The Same First Name as the Starters Draft lol

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 08 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0600

hey hotties - this episode we basically just fawn over how good Rudy Gobert is. We also give an update on Panty Nation Member of the Year Standings, as well as the recent uptick in Communist Wolves memes. We also do another draft lmao we do the "Same First Name as the Starters" Draft, which means we've either ascended or are scraping the bottom of the barrel. We love the Wolves. What a time to be a Wolves fan.

Cast a Wolf, In Defense of Banning Stupid Charges, and TROY BROWN JR

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 09:27:43 -0600

What's poppin Panty People. If you're willing and able, please consider donating to Kai's Mom's GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/48c15f9a

Kai is a beloved member of Wolves Twitter and is such a ray of sunshine in our digital community. You may have seen him at the CND NBA Show Live Show Extravaganza, and you've def seen his work outside of Parkway Pizza (HOOOONK!). If cash is tight for you, please lift up Kai's family in your thoughts and prayers.

*non-sequitur* on this episode, Brandon and Durf share stories about their recent eBay happenings (my lord). We also go over the "ban the stupid slide under the guy trying to dunk charge" argument. We also create the Mt. Rushmore of coolest presidential names (inspired by Troy Brown Jr), as well as play Cast a Wolf, where we cast current Timberwolves in existing properties. We love you so much BYEEEE

The Sustainability of the Wolves' Success (Pt.2), Things We're Thankful For, and Mad Thibs with WOLVESHOTBOXSCORES

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 15:26:49 -0600

Today, a Wolves Twitter and TikTok legend joins the show: WolvesHotBoxScores! Jordan offends him by calling him a duck! And then Jordan kills the vibes with unfounded anxiety around how good the Timberwolves are. The gang also chat with WolvesHotBoxScores about the state of the Timberwolves, KAT's recent successes, and even MORE reasons to believe why the Timberwolves are legit. Oh yeah, we also discussed a secretly hot former Timberwolf. The gang then share a bunch of basketball and non-basketball things they're thankful for. Also listen all the way to the end to hear our first ever Mad Thibs, which we will be deploying at a live show eventually lmao aight guys, love you so much. Please don't drive stupidly in residential neighborhoods.

Wolves Beyond: Live from the Back of the Top the Tater Van

Pulltab Sports — Sat, 18 Nov 2023 12:57:53 -0600

We recorded this episode in the back of the Top the Tater Van in a parking lot down by the river in Stillwater lmao what in tarnation is goin on. What an experience. On this episode, this gentlemen look back fondly on the Wolves' first seven game win streak in 20 years while also giving their perspectives on the fight, instigated by stupid DRAYMOND! The gentlemen also figure out what we could get in a trade for KAT, since everyone agrees that we wouldn't even be able to get picks for him right now. And then lastly, in honor of Draymond, we do the first annual Draymond Green Memorial Bitches Draft, where we draft people who index highly in bitch factors. Alright guys, love you, thanks for listening. Remember, don't drive recklessly in residential neighborhoods or else I'll come and find you!!

Reasons to Believe in Sustained Timberwolves Success + the Return of Timbertales

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:55:19 -0600

What's up, hotties. We actually went deep on hoops this episode lol I think it's actually serious hoops talk. Brandon details why he's changed his mind on this year's Timberwolves team and why he thinks there is reason to believe in sustained success. We also revived our ChatGPT script-generating bit "Timbertales", which is what the WGA was fighting against. Also, Jordan makes the case to retire D'Angelo Russell's jersey outta nowhere. Have a great day, you're awesome.

THE HOWLER EPISODE + The Frankenplayer Draft

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 09:15:28 -0500

The season has started and we are talkin HOOPS baby, mostly through the Howler. Which, if you didn't know, is the #1 fan giveaway item in Timberwolves history and is available to the first 15k fans to pull up to the 11/8 game vs the Pelicans, which will also be the first Classic Edition game of the year. The fellas talk about the first three games of the season, including * THAT GAME *, as well as discuss the KAT/Ant difficulties. Bwandon, Nate, and Jordan also assemble a player in the frankenplayer draft. Love you so much, BYE

Season Predictions and the Wolves Things Bracket

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 25 Oct 2023 10:06:05 -0500

Oh my goodness, a basketball podcast with a predictions episode. Who saw it coming?! We over leaguewide stuff as well as some Timberwolves-centric thoughts. Idk if you heard, but the Wolves are back. Please go vote on the Wolves Things bracket on Twitter (@NoPantsCrunch). Long live Lou Amundson.

Scoops that Never Were, the Big Things Draft, and Yearly Over/Unders with Paul Lambert

Pulltab Sports — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 21:42:12 -0500

WE ARE JOINED BY THE ILLUSTRIOUS AND ICONIC PAUL MEATSAUCE LAMBERT FROM THE POWER TRIP MORNING SHOW ON 100.3 KFAN. On this episode, Paul regales us with the Timberwolves scoops he's received that never came to fruition, as well as his unbridled hate for a beloved TImberwolves legend. He's also just a great guy with great takes on the Wolves, which you'll hear. Additionally, Paul gets in on our yearly Over/Unders bet. We also do the Big Things draft, which is literally just us drafting things that are big. Go listen to The Power Trip and go cop some UNRL, Lamb Chops, and Duke Cannon. We love you so much.

The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Live Show Pizza Party Extravaganza with Jon Krawczynski and Jake's Graphs at Parkway Pizza

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 13 Oct 2023 12:56:26 -0500

OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW. MY GOODNESS. Chelanga, Brandon, and Nate held it down at the gorgeous Parkway Pizza to bring the CND NBA Show Wears No Pants crossover madness to Northeast. Thank you all for coming out. If you missed it, we had Jonny K to discuss the nitty gritty of the Wolves roster, Leonard Miller, and LeBron to the Wolves steam. He also fielded some listener questions about the state of MN sports and whether or not the Wolves could become MN's team. Later on in the show, we pitch t-shirt ideas to the iconic Jake's Graphs. Big love to Pulltab Sports and Green Screen Studios for making this a reality, as well as Parkway Pizza for hosting.

Vit Krejci, Shake Milton's Birthday Cake, and The Worst Vibes Draft

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 27 Sep 2023 09:01:41 -0500

S2E1 HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. Sorry about not doing those off season episodes we talked about doing lol we were busy and tired. Stoked to be back gang. In this one, we discuss how we prophesized the Vit Krejci signing, Shake Milton's frosting-less birthday cake, what we're excited about this season, plus we do the worst vibes draft, which is where we try to assemble the worst and most cursed assembly of Timberwolves-adjacent things. Love you guys big time. Big love to Lamb Chops, UNRL, and Duke Cannon for making us look and smell so good

The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Supershow Extravaganza

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 22:09:04 -0500

Long have we waited... it's time for the most serious Timberwolves podcast of all time. Brandon, Nate, and Jordan joined forces with Chelanga and Dylan of the CND NBA Show to go deep on Timberwolves free agency, the draft, summer league, the nature of being Italian, Jar Jar Bink, The Whale, and so much more. I'm not really sure how to describe it but it's one of the pods of all time. Tony B, we know what you did. Netglow and Jonah: I promise we will have you on eventually.

The Official Crunch Wears No Pants Season End No Pants Allowed Recognition Segment Award Show! + Jaden Snub + Has the healing nature of time changed our thoughts on the season?

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 24 May 2023 10:37:30 -0500

My bad, Panty Nation. We recorded this a week and a half ago and I finally was able to edit it. We celebrate THE OFFICIAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS SEASON END NO PANTS ALLOWED RECOGNITION SEGMENT AWARD SHOW and give out end of season awards, as well as shout out some of our favorite members of Wolves twitter! We also talk about how Minnesota is still, miraculously, still holding back D'Angelo Russell, the Jaden McDaniels All-Defensive snub, and more. LOVE YOU

What do the Wolves do now? Reflection on the 2022-23 Season, the Two Bigs Experiment, Our Fav Moments, Offseason Theories

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 28 Apr 2023 09:27:10 -0500

Here we are. Together. At the end. After a week and a half of games starting at 945pm, the gentlemen power through exhaustion (both physical and emotional) to discuss the series loss vs the Nuggets, as well as the insanely chaotic 2022-23 season. We also relitigate season 1 of the two bigs experiment while also showering love all over the growth of Anthony Edwards, as well as the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven. The gentlemen then briefly go over their favorite season moments, fawn over Atlanta Hawks PG (future Wolf) Vit Krejci, and get sassy to all the twitter fingers who think it's cool and edgy to be negative all the time. Love you. Love JoMomma's Salsa, Jimmy's Dips, and Duke Cannon.

Attempted Silver Linings of Game 1 vs the Nuggets, Play In Successes, and Jamal Murray's Instagram

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 18 Apr 2023 16:37:53 -0500

Well, here we are. The Timberwolves got decimated in game 1 vs the Denver Nuggets. We try to find the silver linings but it's mostly a lot of talking about what went wrong, with a sprinkling of optimism every few sentences. We also discuss things that ACTUALLY went well during the Play In Games, as well as give our official Crunch Wears No Pants NBA Finals Predictions. @NoPantsCrunch on social media hotties, see you there. Long live Pulltab Sports.

The Wolves Have Never Been As Back As They Are At This Exact Moment

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 13:41:06 -0500

what's crackin hotties. oh my god. the timberwolves are so frickin back. we talk about the euphoria of the Golden State Warriors game and then, since we precorded, made predictions for the game against the Sacramento Kings. We also discuss the return of Karl-Anthony Towns and how his successful reintegration is probably the result of something that will get us cancelled by D'Angelo Russell stans on Twitter. We also break down how the Minnesota Timberwolves' schedule looks for the remainder of the season. We also say goodbye to our ChatGPT Scripts and Timbertales for the time being. Godspeed, ChatGPT. Oh yeah, we also heap praise on Jaden McDaniels. @NoPantsCrunch on social media, follow us if you're sexy (if you're a wolves fan, you're sexy)! Love you!

Do We Want the Smoke? Playoffs Edition, Crunch's Intervention, and Kyle Anderson/Ed Malloy/Barbecue Sauce Infidelity Saga

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 17 Mar 2023 16:58:12 -0500

Hey hotties. On this episode, we discuss how the Timberwolves are the most .500 team of all time. We also shower praise all over our beloved Kyle Anderson, as well as inquire into the West's playoffs standings and figure out who we want the smoke with. We also engage in another two table reads with TimberTales, which as you can recall, is the bit where we type script ideas into ChatGPT and then it spits it out back at us. They are WEIRD. Please let us know if you like or hate this bit. And then finally, Durf lies to us during Random Wolf of the Week. See you on social media! We are @NoPantsCrunch. Please leave a review too and remember to leave baguettes out for Rudy.

Frank Garza joins to talk about Luka and the parallels between basketball and life, plus the debut of our Timberwolves-themed AI generated Movie Scripts

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 03 Mar 2023 15:10:03 -0600

WHAT'S POPPIN PANTY PEOPLE TODAY FRANK GARZA TO TALK TO US ABOUT HIS SON, LUKA! As well as the parallels between basketball and life. This man just rattles off so many gems you'll be like "oh damn, this guy is awesome and insightful." That starts around 40 minutes in! Before that, we discuss the post-All Star Break Timberwolves, the early returns on Mike Conley and NAW, and debut the greatest bit in Timberwolves podcast history where we type in prompts in ChatGPT to spit out ridiculous Timberwolves-themed movie scripts. Submit your script ideas to us and we'll read them on the show. Also let us know if that bit is actually good. Okay. Love you so much. DUKE CANNON, JOMOMMA'S SALSA, AND JIMMY'S DIPS 4EVER

The Timberwolves Dating Game + Our NEW Friend Mike Conley

Pulltab Sports — Sun, 19 Feb 2023 19:53:49 -0600

WHAT'S POPPIN PANTY PEOPLE, this week on the show we say goodbye to our beloved D'Angelo Russell while also welcoming our NEW friend, Mike Conley. We break down the discourse around the trade, the pros and cons of each player/the move, and what we can expect from a Conley-fied Wolves team going forward. We also discuss the landscape of the Western Conference and where we think the Wolves will net out, and then, finally: Durf takes us through an all time Timberwolf dating game. We have many hot and nice players that have come through Target Center, ya know. S/o to NEW SPONSOR Duke Cannon! And JoMomma's Salsa! And Jimmy's Dips of course!

Making sense of All Star Snubs, National Media Bias, and the Last of Us with Chelanga Langason

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 03 Feb 2023 06:46:24 -0600

PLEASE WELCOME CHELANGA LANGASON FROM THE CND NBA SHOW AND ZONE COVERAGE DOT COM TO THE POD! If you like our pod, you'll like their pod, we have formed an alliance. On today's episode, the fellas get the displeasure of reacting live to Anthony Edwards' all star stubs. They also do their best to make sense of the mean and bad faith shenanigans of the national media against our beloved Minnesota Timberwolves. Then, to wrap up the show, the gang discuss the Last of Us on HBO Max (use promo code NOPANTS for a free month) and create an all-time Wolves zombie apocalypse survival party. We love you!

Reasons to Be Optimistic + The Wolves Villains Draft + Lifting the Trade Talk Embargo

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 24 Jan 2023 13:52:39 -0600

the gentlemen are BACK! Vibes are discussed, Durf and Beck finally wear down Jordan's D-Lo standom while also discussing the silver linings of the season thus far. Brandon also decides to lift the trade talk embargo, which is mostly just us fawning over Mike Conley. Then the gentlemen engage in the Wolves Villains draft, where they draft, you guessed it, Timberwolves Villains (LIKE DOH ED MALLOY and his big, wet mouth). Drive safe, hotties. We love you as much as we love JoMomma's Salsa and Jimmy's Dips.

New Year's Resolution for the Timberwolves V2

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 06 Jan 2023 11:21:44 -0600

Brandon, Jordan, and a totally in-studio, healthy, and non-generically-pre-recorded-statements Nate give their New Year's Resolutions for our beloved Timberwolves for 2023. The gentlemen also discuss the last four games, Luka Garza's phoenix rising from the ashes, hot and juicy D Lo goss, and engage in the first ever Random Wolf of the Week Mano y Mano Special Edition Beat Down Beat Off.

The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 29 Dec 2022 22:09:59 -0600

The gentlemen discuss the vibes over the last 16 games. Jordan compares his hate for the Gobert trade for something that had to be bleeped but rhymes with gleamin' detention. The gentlemen also discuss life without KAT, the joy of our friend Austin Rivers, and Naz Reid (Naz Reid). At 54:00, the gentlemen dive into The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza (The FACWNPYEPAES) to dish out awards and accolades to those who donned a Timberwolves jersey in 2022.

"Who is Rudy Gobert Dating Klay Thompson's Ex Girlfriend"

Pulltab Sports — Tue, 13 Dec 2022 22:45:04 -0600

That's a real headline from some real journalism that we broke down this episode. Durf, Brandon, and Jally break down the weird last few games post-KAT injury, a potential KAT-less future, Rudy Gobert's love life, the state of the Timberwolves' twitter account, and we give Durf a light roasting over Luka Garza. The guys also played Wolves Jeopardy but the end result was so bad that we cut it lol if you want us to release it, let us know @NoPantsCrunch,

Spicy Rudy, the Rise of Jaden, and the Wolves Twitter Draft (New and Improved with BLEEPS!)

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 24 Nov 2022 10:16:57 -0600

THE VIBES ARE WHOLEHEARTEDLY BACK INTO POSITIVE TERRITORY. The gentlemen discuss the last six Timberwolves game, in which they're 4-2 and are on a four game win streak (it quickly turned to five after we stopped recording). The gentleman discuss the Rudy Gobert experiment thus far, Brandon slanders D-Lo (what's new), and go deep on Jaden McDaniels' improved play. After all the SERIOUS STUFF around 42 minutes, the guys draft their best Wolves Twitter all-stars to three teams for you to vote on on social media @NoPantsCrunch. Jordan also says the F bomb twice and we decided to bleep it because this is a family friendly show.

MAILBAG: Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? AND MORE

Pulltab Sports — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:26:32 -0600

Our first mailbag! Who's a better dunker: Ant or Crunch? Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? Who knows? Only we know. That's why you listen to Crunch Wears No Pants. Also, what's up with that? Why doesn't he wear pants? We should probably tackle that at some point.

SAVE THE DREAM! SAVE THE VIBES!

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:58:22 -0600

Durf and Brandon save a very-down-in-the-dumps Jordan from the horrendous recent performance of the Timberwolves, and the sassy environment of Wolves twitter. KAT gets his flowers, Jordan puts Ant on trial, and Brandon breaks down what's going wrong and where solutions may lie. Brandon and Jordan debate whether or not "big owner syndrome" is to blame for the demise of our beloved basketball squad while Nate provides the silver lining. The gentlemen than engage in a rousing game of Wolves Family Feud and Random Wolf of the Week/Guess That Wolf/RWOW.

Salvaging the Vibes from a Rocky Season Kick Off

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:23:53 -0500

The gentlemen discuss the rocky beginnings to the Timberwolves' season, as well as offer a few silver linings, glimmers of hope, and potential solutions. Jordan says a joke that needs to be censored. The gang then dives into the ALL TIME TIMBERWOLVES GREAT HANG Draft where we assemble a team of Wolves to hang out with. Then, as always, they wrap up the show with everyone's favorite Wolves guessing game: Guess That Wolf Random Wolf of the Week RWOW. Please keep us great ratings and follow us on the ol' social media @nopantscrunch.

Who's Hotter: Young Viserys Targaryen or Anthony Edwards?

Pulltab Sports — Thu, 13 Oct 2022 18:32:28 -0500

In Episode 2, Jordan apologizes after the woke mob holds him accountable for his takes last episode. The gentlemen also discuss the developments of pre-season, the leaked City Edition jerseys, the ninth rotation spot, Michael Grady's voice. The gentlemen go on to predict the West's playoff seeding, cast various Timberwolves in movies and TV shows, and end the show with a rousing edition of Who's That Wolf! Guess That Wolf! Random Wolf of the Week! RWOW!

Just The Tip-Off

Pulltab Sports — Fri, 07 Oct 2022 11:44:45 -0500

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Crunch Wears No Pants. It's like Wolves twitter, but in audio form. This week, Jordan, Brandon, and Nate review media day and roster construction, debate what fictional basketball player would be most valuable to the 2022-23 Wolves, and round out the episode with a rousing edition of everyone's favorite Minnesota Timberwolves gameshow Who's That Wolf. All hail our Pulltab Sports overlords. Big love to Jimmy's Dips and JoMamma's Salsa.