College Football Happy Hour Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/college-football-happy-hour Spend the happiest hour of your week with Jess and Lucy discussing, debating, and most importantly appreciating the weird world of college football. Whether recapping a game, previewing a storyline or laughing at the silliness of the week, listening to the show will feel like hanging out with your best friends at a tailgate. College Football Happy Hour’s lighthearted approach will be inclusive of all fans: diehards, casuals, or the college football curious. With occasional deep dives into pop-culture, college sports, or the latest headlines, there will be something for everyone in the show. It’s always happy hour somewhere if you’re spending it with Jess and Lucy. © 2026 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 786a405e-5d55-5e52-b56d-96af11fca287 yes en Tue, 20 Oct 2026 13:38:49 -0700 Tue, 20 Oct 2026 13:39:08 -0700 https://img.transistorcdn.com/CAzVfaCtaYps2tAaEfrIjhdKqRxpVK5oa2UqAWPNWhc/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS81OWU0/NTc4NGVkYzcwZDQw/OGM3NjE2NTI0ZDQz/YzdhMS5wbmc.jpg College Football Happy Hour episodic Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Spend the happiest hour of your week with Jess and Lucy discussing, debating, and most importantly appreciating the weird world of college football. Whether recapping a game, previewing a storyline or laughing at the silliness of the week, listening to the show will feel like hanging out with your best friends at a tailgate. College Football Happy Hour’s lighthearted approach will be inclusive of all fans: diehards, casuals, or the college football curious. With occasional deep dives into pop-culture, college sports, or the latest headlines, there will be something for everyone in the show. It’s always happy hour somewhere if you’re spending it with Jess and Lucy. Spend the happiest hour of your week with Jess and Lucy discussing, debating, and most importantly appreciating the weird world of college football. college football, football, sports Jessica Smetana cfbhappyhour@gmail.com No No WHY 11 11 WHY full 5bf1aa35-3c09-476d-9c31-dd4347e50af4 https://share.transistor.fm/s/73427a86 Jess ponders the meaning of life, Lucy ponders toilet paper emergencies in Auburn, and the gang recaps the most insane weekend of college football so far this season.

]]> Jess ponders the meaning of life, Lucy ponders toilet paper emergencies in Auburn, and the gang recaps the most insane weekend of college football so far this season.

]]> Tue, 20 Oct 2026 13:38:38 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 3736 Jess ponders the meaning of life, Lucy ponders toilet paper emergencies in Auburn, and the gang recaps the most insane weekend of college football so far this season.

]]> college football, football, sports No The Heck 10 10 The Heck full 15d28597-2ba9-4ab1-a4be-3ba7892521ad https://share.transistor.fm/s/57a6cedd Oklahoma pulls off a HUGE upset, Oregon loses to UCLA, Nebraska Nebraskas, a shocking Shane Beamer stat, Mike Norvell buyout watch, Mike Elko picks a fight with texags.com, Sark plays hypothetical with a quarterback named Joe Smith and you'll never guess which game we almost forgot to recap (whoops). 

We look ahead to the upcoming weekend's games, including what time Goose Crowder will be on TV, Indiana hosting Ohio State, and a big night in Provo.

Plus, Kelly Clarkson tries to buy a bird at a magic shop, Lucy saw Verity, and the shocking Jojo Siwa college football crossover event we never saw coming.

]]> Oklahoma pulls off a HUGE upset, Oregon loses to UCLA, Nebraska Nebraskas, a shocking Shane Beamer stat, Mike Norvell buyout watch, Mike Elko picks a fight with texags.com, Sark plays hypothetical with a quarterback named Joe Smith and you'll never guess which game we almost forgot to recap (whoops). 

We look ahead to the upcoming weekend's games, including what time Goose Crowder will be on TV, Indiana hosting Ohio State, and a big night in Provo.

Plus, Kelly Clarkson tries to buy a bird at a magic shop, Lucy saw Verity, and the shocking Jojo Siwa college football crossover event we never saw coming.

]]> Tue, 13 Oct 2026 15:05:34 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 4911 Oklahoma pulls off a HUGE upset, Oregon loses to UCLA, Nebraska Nebraskas, a shocking Shane Beamer stat, Mike Norvell buyout watch, Mike Elko picks a fight with texags.com, Sark plays hypothetical with a quarterback named Joe Smith and you'll never guess which game we almost forgot to recap (whoops). 

We look ahead to the upcoming weekend's games, including what time Goose Crowder will be on TV, Indiana hosting Ohio State, and a big night in Provo.

Plus, Kelly Clarkson tries to buy a bird at a magic shop, Lucy saw Verity, and the shocking Jojo Siwa college football crossover event we never saw coming.

]]> college football, football, sports No Full frontal 9 9 Full frontal full 7c46f8b0-8623-4519-8371-4f7b6868194d https://share.transistor.fm/s/6e0193d2 Midweek football is back!

Lucy unloads some trauma, Texas State Fair foods are back, and College Football Happy Hour previews this weekend's slate of games. We answer whether the Penn State and Michigan crash outs are valid and question why someone on Houston had to wear a Uranus helmet.

Plus, a bonus mini Movie Happy Hour on the film Primetime, starring Robert Pattinson.

]]> Midweek football is back!

Lucy unloads some trauma, Texas State Fair foods are back, and College Football Happy Hour previews this weekend's slate of games. We answer whether the Penn State and Michigan crash outs are valid and question why someone on Houston had to wear a Uranus helmet.

Plus, a bonus mini Movie Happy Hour on the film Primetime, starring Robert Pattinson.

]]> Tue, 06 Oct 2026 14:55:30 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 4738 Midweek football is back!

Lucy unloads some trauma, Texas State Fair foods are back, and College Football Happy Hour previews this weekend's slate of games. We answer whether the Penn State and Michigan crash outs are valid and question why someone on Houston had to wear a Uranus helmet.

Plus, a bonus mini Movie Happy Hour on the film Primetime, starring Robert Pattinson.

]]> college football, football, sports No Witchcraft and wizardry 8 8 Witchcraft and wizardry full 661715db-ed8d-4df3-a12f-d29b9c59e5b8 https://share.transistor.fm/s/6896c686 How did Iowa defeat Michigan? 

What if I told you that it involves Michigan cocktail napkins, a lighter, and College Football Happy Hour's own Lucy Rohden? We discuss the weekend's most stunning win, as well as a fun column about crotch-wafting and urination celebrations. Plus, a list of the college football teams trending up (hello Mississippi State, UCLA and Wake Forest!) and the teams trending down. Sorry Cal :((

]]> How did Iowa defeat Michigan? 

What if I told you that it involves Michigan cocktail napkins, a lighter, and College Football Happy Hour's own Lucy Rohden? We discuss the weekend's most stunning win, as well as a fun column about crotch-wafting and urination celebrations. Plus, a list of the college football teams trending up (hello Mississippi State, UCLA and Wake Forest!) and the teams trending down. Sorry Cal :((

]]> Wed, 30 Sep 2026 08:45:00 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 4168 How did Iowa defeat Michigan? 

What if I told you that it involves Michigan cocktail napkins, a lighter, and College Football Happy Hour's own Lucy Rohden? We discuss the weekend's most stunning win, as well as a fun column about crotch-wafting and urination celebrations. Plus, a list of the college football teams trending up (hello Mississippi State, UCLA and Wake Forest!) and the teams trending down. Sorry Cal :((

]]> college football, football, sports No Sex purge 7 7 Sex purge full 49c885c2-addb-444f-99d3-80df5ec5d26e https://share.transistor.fm/s/12922e1f The newest episode of College Football Happy Hour opens with a new spin off segment: Movie Happy Hour and tries to find a college football connection to the new-ish sex purge movie.

Also on the docket, Lucy and Jess discuss the ending of NC State-Vanderbilt, the Sam Leavitt experience, Kentucky's big win, how Lane always wins, and the games that raised our eyebrows. 

Plus, a preview of Week 4. Is Ole Miss-Florida a letdown game? Which games will be dubbed "Factory of Sadness" games? And will Lucy have to enter witness protection after Iowa-Michigan?

]]> The newest episode of College Football Happy Hour opens with a new spin off segment: Movie Happy Hour and tries to find a college football connection to the new-ish sex purge movie.

Also on the docket, Lucy and Jess discuss the ending of NC State-Vanderbilt, the Sam Leavitt experience, Kentucky's big win, how Lane always wins, and the games that raised our eyebrows. 

Plus, a preview of Week 4. Is Ole Miss-Florida a letdown game? Which games will be dubbed "Factory of Sadness" games? And will Lucy have to enter witness protection after Iowa-Michigan?

]]> Wed, 23 Sep 2026 09:19:00 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 3845 The newest episode of College Football Happy Hour opens with a new spin off segment: Movie Happy Hour and tries to find a college football connection to the new-ish sex purge movie.

Also on the docket, Lucy and Jess discuss the ending of NC State-Vanderbilt, the Sam Leavitt experience, Kentucky's big win, how Lane always wins, and the games that raised our eyebrows. 

Plus, a preview of Week 4. Is Ole Miss-Florida a letdown game? Which games will be dubbed "Factory of Sadness" games? And will Lucy have to enter witness protection after Iowa-Michigan?

]]> college football, football, sports No Hey Michael 6 6 Hey Michael full 73c3aec4-4581-4a73-87a2-a5542cc96a82 https://share.transistor.fm/s/55e1ebcb This week on College Football Happy Hour, Lucy recaps her trip to Texas for the Ohio State-Texas game, including getting reprimanded by Chris Stapleton for watching the Border War on her phone. We also discuss the aftermath from Sark’s weird postgame moment, James Franklin’s weird press conference, AND Jon Sumrall’s weird press conference.


We recap Oklahoma-Michigan, Oregon-Oklahoma State, Texas Tech’s scare in Corvallis, ASU-Texas A&M, Tennessee-Georgia Tech, Cal-Syracuse, and Duke-Illinois. Plus, is God sending a sign to Clemson football? Would God cry if he had to watch Iowa-Iowa State? And does God hate Arkansas?

Finally, we preview this weekend’s big matchups including LSU-Ole Miss (recorded before LSU listed Sam Leavitt as questionable on their injury report), Syracuse-Pitt, Houston-Texas Tech, ASU-Kansas in London, SMU-Louisville, and UNC-Clemson.

]]> This week on College Football Happy Hour, Lucy recaps her trip to Texas for the Ohio State-Texas game, including getting reprimanded by Chris Stapleton for watching the Border War on her phone. We also discuss the aftermath from Sark’s weird postgame moment, James Franklin’s weird press conference, AND Jon Sumrall’s weird press conference.


We recap Oklahoma-Michigan, Oregon-Oklahoma State, Texas Tech’s scare in Corvallis, ASU-Texas A&M, Tennessee-Georgia Tech, Cal-Syracuse, and Duke-Illinois. Plus, is God sending a sign to Clemson football? Would God cry if he had to watch Iowa-Iowa State? And does God hate Arkansas?

Finally, we preview this weekend’s big matchups including LSU-Ole Miss (recorded before LSU listed Sam Leavitt as questionable on their injury report), Syracuse-Pitt, Houston-Texas Tech, ASU-Kansas in London, SMU-Louisville, and UNC-Clemson.

]]> Wed, 16 Sep 2026 18:54:59 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 4023 This week on College Football Happy Hour, Lucy recaps her trip to Texas for the Ohio State-Texas game, including getting reprimanded by Chris Stapleton for watching the Border War on her phone. We also discuss the aftermath from Sark’s weird postgame moment, James Franklin’s weird press conference, AND Jon Sumrall’s weird press conference.


We recap Oklahoma-Michigan, Oregon-Oklahoma State, Texas Tech’s scare in Corvallis, ASU-Texas A&M, Tennessee-Georgia Tech, Cal-Syracuse, and Duke-Illinois. Plus, is God sending a sign to Clemson football? Would God cry if he had to watch Iowa-Iowa State? And does God hate Arkansas?

Finally, we preview this weekend’s big matchups including LSU-Ole Miss (recorded before LSU listed Sam Leavitt as questionable on their injury report), Syracuse-Pitt, Houston-Texas Tech, ASU-Kansas in London, SMU-Louisville, and UNC-Clemson.

]]> college football, football, sports No Comebacks and creameries 5 5 Comebacks and creameries full 207b9658-632c-4d7b-a90f-8b429b6fc5ce https://share.transistor.fm/s/cf8507da Jess and Lucy bond over the universal human experience of eating really good dairy products and being angry at Big Ten officials. Western Michigan? 1-0 in our personal record book.

Plus a recap of Notre Dame-Wisconsin, SMU-FSU, Ole Miss-Louisville, Boise St-Oregon, Iowa-NIU, Cal-UCLA, and LSU-Clemson. Also, a look ahead to Week 2's biggest games: Oklahoma-Michigan, Ohio State-Texas, ASU-Texas A&M, Missouri-Kansas and the BIG game of the week Boston College-Rutgers.

]]> Jess and Lucy bond over the universal human experience of eating really good dairy products and being angry at Big Ten officials. Western Michigan? 1-0 in our personal record book.

Plus a recap of Notre Dame-Wisconsin, SMU-FSU, Ole Miss-Louisville, Boise St-Oregon, Iowa-NIU, Cal-UCLA, and LSU-Clemson. Also, a look ahead to Week 2's biggest games: Oklahoma-Michigan, Ohio State-Texas, ASU-Texas A&M, Missouri-Kansas and the BIG game of the week Boston College-Rutgers.

]]> Wed, 09 Sep 2026 15:37:26 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 3661 Jess and Lucy bond over the universal human experience of eating really good dairy products and being angry at Big Ten officials. Western Michigan? 1-0 in our personal record book.

Plus a recap of Notre Dame-Wisconsin, SMU-FSU, Ole Miss-Louisville, Boise St-Oregon, Iowa-NIU, Cal-UCLA, and LSU-Clemson. Also, a look ahead to Week 2's biggest games: Oklahoma-Michigan, Ohio State-Texas, ASU-Texas A&M, Missouri-Kansas and the BIG game of the week Boston College-Rutgers.

]]> college football, football, sports No Is LA a bad sports town? 4 4 Is LA a bad sports town? full 0e4c486d-9f46-49bb-947a-1e804dcadaa2 https://share.transistor.fm/s/5dfc2961 If you want a former Los Angeles resident’s opinion on USC Attendancegate, I have a podcast for you. It’s this one! On the show this week, Lucy reminisces on her experience attending the USC-Utah game in 2023 and life as a sports fan in Los Angeles. We talk about our favorite games from Week 0, Charles Huff’s anti-music takes, the best time zones for football, and Missouri’s brand new National Championship. 

To preview Week 1, we talk about possible upsets in Louisville-Ole Miss, Notre Dame-Wisconsin, and Clemson-LSU. Also, which games are the grossest? Well, there’s one game in Cincinnati that’s nastier than a bowl of Skyline Chili. Plus, another look at the crown jewel of the weekend UCLA @ Cal. I bet that game will be sold out! 

]]> If you want a former Los Angeles resident’s opinion on USC Attendancegate, I have a podcast for you. It’s this one! On the show this week, Lucy reminisces on her experience attending the USC-Utah game in 2023 and life as a sports fan in Los Angeles. We talk about our favorite games from Week 0, Charles Huff’s anti-music takes, the best time zones for football, and Missouri’s brand new National Championship. 

To preview Week 1, we talk about possible upsets in Louisville-Ole Miss, Notre Dame-Wisconsin, and Clemson-LSU. Also, which games are the grossest? Well, there’s one game in Cincinnati that’s nastier than a bowl of Skyline Chili. Plus, another look at the crown jewel of the weekend UCLA @ Cal. I bet that game will be sold out! 

]]> Wed, 02 Sep 2026 03:00:00 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 3350 If you want a former Los Angeles resident’s opinion on USC Attendancegate, I have a podcast for you. It’s this one! On the show this week, Lucy reminisces on her experience attending the USC-Utah game in 2023 and life as a sports fan in Los Angeles. We talk about our favorite games from Week 0, Charles Huff’s anti-music takes, the best time zones for football, and Missouri’s brand new National Championship. 

To preview Week 1, we talk about possible upsets in Louisville-Ole Miss, Notre Dame-Wisconsin, and Clemson-LSU. Also, which games are the grossest? Well, there’s one game in Cincinnati that’s nastier than a bowl of Skyline Chili. Plus, another look at the crown jewel of the weekend UCLA @ Cal. I bet that game will be sold out! 

]]> college football, football, sports No Week 0 Is Upon Us 3 3 Week 0 Is Upon Us full 9e22d67a-d1f9-42ae-ad0f-7e63ba0051b3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/c6ba40d9 This week, Lucy describes an encounter with a shoeless woman in the JFK bathroom, Jess damages her vocal cords and a midwestern roadtrip is planned. Also, a preview of college football Week 0, the debut of a new segment, and a breakdown of big quarterback battles. 

]]> This week, Lucy describes an encounter with a shoeless woman in the JFK bathroom, Jess damages her vocal cords and a midwestern roadtrip is planned. Also, a preview of college football Week 0, the debut of a new segment, and a breakdown of big quarterback battles. 

]]> Thu, 27 Aug 2026 04:00:00 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 3144 This week, Lucy describes an encounter with a shoeless woman in the JFK bathroom, Jess damages her vocal cords and a midwestern roadtrip is planned. Also, a preview of college football Week 0, the debut of a new segment, and a breakdown of big quarterback battles. 

]]> college football, football, sports No College Football Rules to Live By 2 2 College Football Rules to Live By full f89d7b4b-d559-4126-a10d-0ca7375bd8e2 https://share.transistor.fm/s/d9136616 What's a wolverine? Have you ever seen a female yell leader? And what's the point of preseason polls anyways? 

On the second episode of College Football Happy Hour, Jess and Lucy discuss their philosophies on the most important college football issues. 

]]> What's a wolverine? Have you ever seen a female yell leader? And what's the point of preseason polls anyways? 

On the second episode of College Football Happy Hour, Jess and Lucy discuss their philosophies on the most important college football issues. 

]]> Fri, 21 Aug 2026 06:47:09 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 2793 What's a wolverine? Have you ever seen a female yell leader? And what's the point of preseason polls anyways? 

On the second episode of College Football Happy Hour, Jess and Lucy discuss their philosophies on the most important college football issues. 

]]> college football, football, sports No Welcome to College Football Happy Hour 1 1 Welcome to College Football Happy Hour full 6d874088-1911-461b-b4f8-88475b71f20a https://share.transistor.fm/s/2a172b26 The first episode of College Football Happy Hour is here! 

Jess and Lucy break down every single week of college football season and pick which games they are looking forward to the most. 

]]> The first episode of College Football Happy Hour is here! 

Jess and Lucy break down every single week of college football season and pick which games they are looking forward to the most. 

]]> Thu, 20 Aug 2026 11:07:00 -0700 Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden Watch on YouTube Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden 3150 The first episode of College Football Happy Hour is here! 

Jess and Lucy break down every single week of college football season and pick which games they are looking forward to the most. 

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