Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/city-crime-comedy A podcast breaking down crime stats in your home town. © 2025 Simtheory 8269174b-2295-5cdd-9c52-920882c925dd no en Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:21:21 -0700 Tue, 02 Dec 2025 23:33:08 -0800 https://img.transistor.fm/JWn0KgpCQ4waM3__1XWWSb_wsjZ8mdBU_W6iPufO4Wo/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS80MDIy/Yzc2NzU1MzE0MDAy/MjdjNzBkMTYyN2Ex/MDcxZS5wbmc.jpg episodic Simtheory A podcast breaking down crime stats in your home town. A podcast breaking down crime stats in your home town.. Michael Sharkey No No 5 5 Adelaide Crime by Suburb - The Good, The Bad, and The Hilarious full e9d7dabc-7fb9-474a-9d93-00b05e1e038c https://share.transistor.fm/s/152156b0 Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:21:21 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 18 A comedic deep dive into Adelaide's 2024 crime statistics by suburb. We explore why some neighborhoods are more "exciting" than others, joke about theft being Adelaide's favorite hobby, and help you decide where NOT to house hunt! A comedic deep dive into Adelaide's 2024 crime statistics by suburb. We explore why some neighborhoods are more "exciting" than others, joke about theft being Adelaide's favorite hobby, and help you decide where NOT to house hunt! No 5 5 Episode 5: Suburb by Suburb Breakdown full bb210291-64dd-4eba-b3a3-eded6bb5a1fd https://share.transistor.fm/s/5935d295 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 02:04:24 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 376 A hilarious deep dive into Melbourne's crime statistics by suburb. We explore which areas are so safe you might die of boredom, and which ones are where your car goes to disappear. From the CBD's impressive crime rates to Boroondara's boring safety record! A hilarious deep dive into Melbourne's crime statistics by suburb. We explore which areas are so safe you might die of boredom, and which ones are where your car goes to disappear. From the CBD's impressive crime rates to Boroondara's boring safety record No 5 5 Episode 5: Melbourne Suburb Safety Rankings - The Crime Comedy Special full d344af8e-fc12-475e-b980-d106a78e06c7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/dd797a67 Fri, 22 Aug 2025 01:54:38 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 380 A hilarious roast of Melbourne's crime statistics by suburb! We dive into why Melbourne CBD is where your wallet goes to die, how Boroondara is so safe the biggest crime is overdue library books, and why Frankston is basically the Florida of Melbourne. Plus jokes about Ferny Creek being so peaceful that garden gnome theft makes headlines! A hilarious roast of Melbourne's crime statistics by suburb! We dive into why Melbourne CBD is where your wallet goes to die, how Boroondara is so safe the biggest crime is overdue library books, and why Frankston is basically the Florida of Melbourne. Pl No 5 5 Melbourne Crime Statistics by Suburb - Episode 5 full e3876e30-6844-4e06-bd3b-70ea4b164a1f https://share.transistor.fm/s/48168dc4 Thu, 21 Aug 2025 23:57:52 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 401 A hilarious deep dive into Melbourne's crime hotspots and safe havens. We explore why Melbourne CBD leads the pack with 8,647 theft cases, joke about suburbs with skyrocketing burglary rates, and discover where the biggest crime is probably jaywalking! A hilarious deep dive into Melbourne's crime hotspots and safe havens. We explore why Melbourne CBD leads the pack with 8,647 theft cases, joke about suburbs with skyrocketing burglary rates, and discover where the biggest crime is probably jaywalking! No 4 4 Episode 4: Adelaide Crime by Suburb - A Comprehensive Guide to Which Areas to Avoid (Or Embrace Your Inner Criminal) full 2ed0f27a-6f9e-4b06-878e-50b7aa9fee40 https://share.transistor.fm/s/d6f78a94 Thu, 21 Aug 2025 21:50:48 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 428 Join us for a hilariously dark dive into Adelaide's crime statistics! We break down which suburbs you should avoid (unless you're looking to start a new career), from the crime capital CBD to the surprisingly safe haven of North Adelaide. Featuring extensive research on break-ins, car theft, and why Elizabeth keeps making the naughty list. Join us for a hilariously dark dive into Adelaide's crime statistics! We break down which suburbs you should avoid (unless you're looking to start a new career), from the crime capital CBD to the surprisingly safe haven of North Adelaide. Featuring extens No 3 3 Canberra, Australia: Where Politicians Are Safer Than Your Car Keys full ddb1eb57-9b41-4b73-81f0-b302bbffa918 https://share.transistor.fm/s/dd20517b Thu, 21 Aug 2025 21:06:41 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 447 Welcome to Australia's capital city, where the biggest crime wave involves 17 whole burglaries! Join us as we dive into Canberra's hilariously low crime rates and discover why this might be the safest place on Earth (if you ignore the politicians). Welcome to Australia's capital city, where the biggest crime wave involves 17 whole burglaries! Join us as we dive into Canberra's hilariously low crime rates and discover why this might be the safest place on Earth (if you ignore the politicians). No 2 2 Newcastle, Australia: Crime Stats That'll Make You Rethink Your Weekend Plans full 22866b26-4ea6-488d-914c-2df4cdd01968 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bc2a8cec Thu, 21 Aug 2025 20:55:52 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 362 Dive into Newcastle, Australia's crime statistics with your hosts as they break down what makes this steel city tick... and what makes it dangerous! From beach safety to nightlife navigation, discover the surprising (and hilarious) insights about Australia's second-oldest city. Dive into Newcastle, Australia's crime statistics with your hosts as they break down what makes this steel city tick... and what makes it dangerous! From beach safety to nightlife navigation, discover the surprising (and hilarious) insights about Australi No 1 1 Welcome to City Crime Comedy - Your Guide to Urban Safety (and Laughs!) full 0145addd-8b70-4b0d-ae47-80559c14ec39 https://share.transistor.fm/s/08006f33 Thu, 21 Aug 2025 20:50:30 -0700 Simtheory Simtheory 372 Join us for the launch of City Crime Comedy! Meet your hosts as they introduce this hilarious new podcast that breaks down crime statistics in cities around the world. Each week, we'll tell you where to go, where NOT to go, and have some laughs along the way. In this intro episode, we preview our first deep dive into Newcastle, Australia - spoiler alert: it's got some surprising crime stats that'll make you rethink your weekend plans! Join us for the launch of City Crime Comedy! Meet your hosts as they introduce this hilarious new podcast that breaks down crime statistics in cities around the world. Each week, we'll tell you where to go, where NOT to go, and have some laughs along the No