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    <description>The Bollockbuster podcast is an absurd and sarcastic take on weird topics like cartoons not being sexy enough, Spider-Man’s connection to Nickelback, E.T. the Extra Terrestical, and a strained conversation with a robot version of Gwyneth Paltrow… all while making fun of one-star movie reviews with the help of a sentient “internet” person.</description>
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    <itunes:summary>The Bollockbuster podcast is an absurd and sarcastic take on weird topics like cartoons not being sexy enough, Spider-Man’s connection to Nickelback, E.T. the Extra Terrestical, and a strained conversation with a robot version of Gwyneth Paltrow… all while making fun of one-star movie reviews with the help of a sentient “internet” person.</itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:complete>No</itunes:complete>
    <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Multiverse Rap</title>
      <itunes:title>The Multiverse Rap</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Chaseface tried his best to rap about some multiverse movies. <br>If you're into these kinds of movies, go check out episodes 5 through 9 right now!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2022 13:26:34 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Chaseface tried his best to rap about some multiverse movies. <br>If you're into these kinds of movies, go check out episodes 5 through 9 right now!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>movie reviews, one star reviews, film, tv, reviews, deadpan, irreverent, comedy, dramatization, movies, cinema, internet culture, IMDb, rotten tomatoes,</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Beavis And Butt-Head Do The Universe, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode>
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        <![CDATA[<p>GET TETANUS, GET TIPSY. <br>This is the (preseason) season 1 finale featuring Beavis and Butt-Head!!!  <br>We review some one-star reviews from a bunch of dillholes, bung wipes, choadsmokers, butt burglars, and monkey spankers. Let's make fun of them! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>GET TETANUS, GET TIPSY. <br>This is the (preseason) season 1 finale featuring Beavis and Butt-Head!!!  <br>We review some one-star reviews from a bunch of dillholes, bung wipes, choadsmokers, butt burglars, and monkey spankers. Let's make fun of them! </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 11:40:18 -0400</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>GET TETANUS, GET TIPSY. <br>This is the (preseason) season 1 finale featuring Beavis and Butt-Head!!!  <br>We review some one-star reviews from a bunch of dillholes, bung wipes, choadsmokers, butt burglars, and monkey spankers. Let's make fun of them! </p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>movie reviews, one star reviews, film, tv, reviews, deadpan, irreverent, comedy, dramatization, movies, cinema, internet culture, IMDb, rotten tomatoes,</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness, one-star reviews</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>WOKE WIZARD.<br>These reviewers hate America and they really hate being woke (like a toddler from a nap)<br>Let's make fun of them!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>WOKE WIZARD.<br>These reviewers hate America and they really hate being woke (like a toddler from a nap)<br>Let's make fun of them!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 01:27:54 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1670</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>WOKE WIZARD.<br>These reviewers hate America and they really hate being woke (like a toddler from a nap)<br>Let's make fun of them!</p>]]>
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      <itunes:keywords>movie reviews, one star reviews, film, tv, reviews, deadpan, irreverent, comedy, dramatization, movies, cinema, internet culture, IMDb, rotten tomatoes,</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Source Code, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Source Code, one-star reviews</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>SCI-FI STUPID.<br>Are there really that many people who don't understand the plot of this movie?<br>Let's make fun of them!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>SCI-FI STUPID.<br>Are there really that many people who don't understand the plot of this movie?<br>Let's make fun of them!</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2022 05:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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      <itunes:duration>1343</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>SCI-FI STUPID.<br>Are there really that many people who don't understand the plot of this movie?<br>Let's make fun of them!</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>movie reviews, one star reviews, film, tv, reviews, deadpan, irreverent, comedy, dramatization, movies, cinema, internet culture, IMDb, rotten tomatoes,</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Schpielborg &amp; E.T. The Extra Testicle! (Movie Goat Mashup)</title>
      <itunes:title>Schpielborg &amp; E.T. The Extra Testicle! (Movie Goat Mashup)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>t’s a Movie Goat and Bollockbuster mashup to celebrate (and make fun of) E.T. The Extra Terrestrial… because that little freaky finger alien just turned 40! </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>t’s a Movie Goat and Bollockbuster mashup to celebrate (and make fun of) E.T. The Extra Terrestrial… because that little freaky finger alien just turned 40! </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2022 18:35:50 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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      <itunes:duration>3588</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:summary>I</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>I</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:keywords>movie goat, 80s movies, movie reviews, comedy, ET, extra terrestrial, Spielberg, </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Everything Everywhere All At Once, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Everything Everywhere All At Once, one-star reviews</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>AGENDAS AND BANANAS.<br>Another multiverse movie. Reviewers complain about agendas and bananas.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>AGENDAS AND BANANAS.<br>Another multiverse movie. Reviewers complain about agendas and bananas.</p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2022 12:09:53 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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      <itunes:duration>2438</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>AGENDAS AND BANANAS.<br>Another multiverse movie. Reviewers complain about agendas and bananas.</p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>movie reviews, one star reviews, film, tv, reviews, deadpan, irreverent, comedy, dramatization, movies, cinema, internet culture, IMDb, rotten tomatoes,</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, one-star reviews</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <link>https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/s1/5</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>MAN VOICE, DUMPSTER FIRE?<br>Some reviewers are obsessed with high pitched squeaky voices and mad about Gadget, a cartoon mouse, not being sexy enough... um, what? </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>MAN VOICE, DUMPSTER FIRE?<br>Some reviewers are obsessed with high pitched squeaky voices and mad about Gadget, a cartoon mouse, not being sexy enough... um, what? </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2022 04:07:36 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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      <itunes:author>chaseface</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>1720</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>MAN VOICE, DUMPSTER FIRE?<br>Some reviewers are obsessed with high pitched squeaky voices and mad about Gadget, a cartoon mouse, not being sexy enough... um, what? </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>chip 'n dale, rescue rangers, ducktales, darkwing duck, Disney cartoons, Disney +, movie reviews, </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>The Adam Project, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>The Adam Project, one-star reviews</itunes:title>
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      <description>
        <![CDATA[<p>BLAND AND BLASPHEMOUS?<br>I give my thoughts on Netflix password sharing and make fun of some reviews of The Adam Project. One particular review is a rap song… I think. Another review changes the entire foundation of criteria on how movies should be rated… something to do with animals, or the lack thereof. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BLAND AND BLASPHEMOUS?<br>I give my thoughts on Netflix password sharing and make fun of some reviews of The Adam Project. One particular review is a rap song… I think. Another review changes the entire foundation of criteria on how movies should be rated… something to do with animals, or the lack thereof. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 20:25:27 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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      <itunes:author>chaseface</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>2480</itunes:duration>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BLAND AND BLASPHEMOUS?<br>I give my thoughts on Netflix password sharing and make fun of some reviews of The Adam Project. One particular review is a rap song… I think. Another review changes the entire foundation of criteria on how movies should be rated… something to do with animals, or the lack thereof. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>the Adam project, Ryan Reynolds, Shawn Levy, movie reviews, Netflix</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <title>Turning Red, one-star reviews</title>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode>
      <itunes:title>Turning Red, one-star reviews</itunes:title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>MY PANDA, MY CHOICE. <br>This one is about generational trauma, period talks, and concerns from parents. It gets serious... and I blame the parents... uh oh, controversy! For some reason, many parents are terrified of having proper conversations with their kids about the "message" in this movie, so in defense of Turning Red, I discuss plenty of other Disney animated movies that ALSO require mature conversations, but are often shrugged off by parents. </p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>MY PANDA, MY CHOICE. <br>This one is about generational trauma, period talks, and concerns from parents. It gets serious... and I blame the parents... uh oh, controversy! For some reason, many parents are terrified of having proper conversations with their kids about the "message" in this movie, so in defense of Turning Red, I discuss plenty of other Disney animated movies that ALSO require mature conversations, but are often shrugged off by parents. </p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2022 14:06:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <author>chaseface</author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>MY PANDA, MY CHOICE. <br>This one is about generational trauma, period talks, and concerns from parents. It gets serious... and I blame the parents... uh oh, controversy! For some reason, many parents are terrified of having proper conversations with their kids about the "message" in this movie, so in defense of Turning Red, I discuss plenty of other Disney animated movies that ALSO require mature conversations, but are often shrugged off by parents. </p>]]>
      </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:keywords>disney, pixar, turning red, animation, teens, movie reviews </itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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        <![CDATA[<p>EDGELORDS AND STEROIDS. <br>What does this movie have to do with nu-metal?<br>Why is Gwyneth Paltrow on my podcast and what does she have to say about The Batman?</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>EDGELORDS AND STEROIDS. <br>What does this movie have to do with nu-metal?<br>Why is Gwyneth Paltrow on my podcast and what does she have to say about The Batman?</p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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      <itunes:summary>here's a quick trailer. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>here's a quick trailer. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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        <![CDATA["In a world, where"... 
No, please stop. Get to the point. 
Okay, I'm just here to make fun of one-star movie reviews. ]]>
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        <![CDATA["In a world, where"... 
No, please stop. Get to the point. 
Okay, I'm just here to make fun of one-star movie reviews. ]]>
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No, please stop. Get to the point. 
Okay, I'm just here to make fun of one-star movie reviews. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>"In a world, where"... 
No, please stop. Get to the point. 
Okay, I'm just here to make fun of one-star movie reviews. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
      <podcast:person role="Host" href="https://bollockbuster.transistor.fm/people/chaseface">Chaseface</podcast:person>
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