Back To The Show Transistor (https://transistor.fm) https://feeds.transistor.fm/back-to-the-show Three friends review movies after 20+ years in hilarious fashion. Do they still stand up? Does it really matter? We're stupid. Let's do this. ©BackToTheShowPodcast 6480af01-440c-500e-84d4-087424c043a5 no en Wed, 23 Jul 2025 07:36:28 -0700 Tue, 02 Dec 2025 13:42:25 -0800 https://img.transistor.fm/r5RfWWMhtej4jYoit-xcV2yyWlR24cO9x5QOyHcJ80g/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS9zaG93/LzE0MzA4LzE2MDIz/OTU2NDctYXJ0d29y/ay5qcGc.jpg Back To The Show episodic Dan Widener Three friends review movies after 20+ years in hilarious fashion. Do they still stand up? Does it really matter? We're stupid. Let's do this. Three friends review movies after 20+ years in hilarious fashion. movie reviews, comedy Dan Widener No No The Last Boy Scout 63 63 The Last Boy Scout full 13ddb3bf-2c54-4081-b5f7-3ef5f6520121 https://share.transistor.fm/s/c744ea6f This movie is why I never became a Boy Scout...or a football player...or a ventriloquist...or an actor.

]]> This movie is why I never became a Boy Scout...or a football player...or a ventriloquist...or an actor.

]]> Wed, 02 Apr 2025 21:00:58 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4822 This movie is why I never became a Boy Scout...or a football player...or a ventriloquist...or an actor.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Misery 62 62 Misery full b925c142-ec67-4314-bf73-8d529024cd41 https://share.transistor.fm/s/1b842a80 I want to live in world where Annie survives, gets out of prison a few years later, and participates in a matchmaking reality TV show called 'Misery Loves Company' - not for herself, but for her pet pig, Misery.  

]]> I want to live in world where Annie survives, gets out of prison a few years later, and participates in a matchmaking reality TV show called 'Misery Loves Company' - not for herself, but for her pet pig, Misery.  

]]> Wed, 26 Mar 2025 23:36:31 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4780 I want to live in world where Annie survives, gets out of prison a few years later, and participates in a matchmaking reality TV show called 'Misery Loves Company' - not for herself, but for her pet pig, Misery.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Death Becomes Her 61 61 Death Becomes Her full 50ac5a68-0186-4233-ba07-8efe5e75cfc9 https://share.transistor.fm/s/4a895444 In this episode, I question why the movie isn't titled Death Becomes Them, since both women drink the elixir. Also, is that Turbo from American Gladiators making a cameo?

]]> In this episode, I question why the movie isn't titled Death Becomes Them, since both women drink the elixir. Also, is that Turbo from American Gladiators making a cameo?

]]> Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:35:10 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3667 In this episode, I question why the movie isn't titled Death Becomes Them, since both women drink the elixir. Also, is that Turbo from American Gladiators making a cameo?

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Face Off 60 60 Face Off full c3b4fe6c-0a7f-4c3c-8fa4-6dc2ebe02148 https://share.transistor.fm/s/a61d51bc Two things I learned while doing this podcast:  Nobody wants to be face-swiped during sex, and bringing home a kid to replace your deceased son only works if your wife knows about it first.

]]> Two things I learned while doing this podcast:  Nobody wants to be face-swiped during sex, and bringing home a kid to replace your deceased son only works if your wife knows about it first.

]]> Tue, 11 Mar 2025 01:14:26 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 5232 Two things I learned while doing this podcast:  Nobody wants to be face-swiped during sex, and bringing home a kid to replace your deceased son only works if your wife knows about it first.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Cape Fear 59 59 Cape Fear full 01fb6779-5721-4793-8492-715d8194758a https://share.transistor.fm/s/04d5ba5e In this episode, we dive into Max Cadey's cheek-chewing fetish, the use of Pepto Bismol in 90's movies, and Robert drops some MTV Movie Awards knowledge that will nauseate even the strongest of stomachs.  

]]> In this episode, we dive into Max Cadey's cheek-chewing fetish, the use of Pepto Bismol in 90's movies, and Robert drops some MTV Movie Awards knowledge that will nauseate even the strongest of stomachs.  

]]> Fri, 21 Feb 2025 23:15:43 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4501 In this episode, we dive into Max Cadey's cheek-chewing fetish, the use of Pepto Bismol in 90's movies, and Robert drops some MTV Movie Awards knowledge that will nauseate even the strongest of stomachs.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No From Dusk Till Dawn 58 58 From Dusk Till Dawn full fd266daf-70be-4d99-9564-a49705fd64e4 https://share.transistor.fm/s/2477d77a Foot fetishes, dick guns, stripping vampires, what more could you want in a podcast?  What's that?  TarzDan The Magnificent?  Done and done.    

]]> Foot fetishes, dick guns, stripping vampires, what more could you want in a podcast?  What's that?  TarzDan The Magnificent?  Done and done.    

]]> Sun, 02 Feb 2025 01:04:43 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 5156 Foot fetishes, dick guns, stripping vampires, what more could you want in a podcast?  What's that?  TarzDan The Magnificent?  Done and done.    

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Reign of Fire 57 57 Reign of Fire full adaf29bf-a3d0-4b2f-921f-87413f02cbf6 https://share.transistor.fm/s/cf703134 It's almost Christmas time, and what better way to celebrate than to revisit the holiday classic Reign of Fire?  Hey, if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is Reign of Fire.  

]]> It's almost Christmas time, and what better way to celebrate than to revisit the holiday classic Reign of Fire?  Hey, if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is Reign of Fire.  

]]> Fri, 06 Dec 2024 21:59:48 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3904 It's almost Christmas time, and what better way to celebrate than to revisit the holiday classic Reign of Fire?  Hey, if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is Reign of Fire.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Judgement Night 56 56 Judgement Night full e8598081-8024-43dd-97c4-65f0afaeff41 https://share.transistor.fm/s/e52a8902 It's not the night I'm judging so much, but rather this big-budget version of Hide and Seek.  Oof.

]]> It's not the night I'm judging so much, but rather this big-budget version of Hide and Seek.  Oof.

]]> Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:25:52 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4284 It's not the night I'm judging so much, but rather this big-budget version of Hide and Seek.  Oof.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Nothing But Trouble 55 55 Nothing But Trouble full e15599f9-8ba2-4683-8ab0-fa4acb812324 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bc55aace Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, the title of the movie you're about to watch is trying to warn you.  

]]> Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, the title of the movie you're about to watch is trying to warn you.  

]]> Sun, 13 Oct 2024 12:36:40 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3711 Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, the title of the movie you're about to watch is trying to warn you.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Virtuosity 54 54 Virtuosity full 60d7b4d9-1c8c-425a-b36e-bb4726cd9f11 https://share.transistor.fm/s/22912f88 Virtuosity is one of those movies that deserved a sequel.  There, I said it.  I don't care how it makes me look.  By the way, Robert drops one of the best taglines in the history of taglines in this episode.  

]]> Virtuosity is one of those movies that deserved a sequel.  There, I said it.  I don't care how it makes me look.  By the way, Robert drops one of the best taglines in the history of taglines in this episode.  

]]> Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:48:10 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 5462 Virtuosity is one of those movies that deserved a sequel.  There, I said it.  I don't care how it makes me look.  By the way, Robert drops one of the best taglines in the history of taglines in this episode.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Serial Mom 53 53 Serial Mom full a09a34ce-8dc6-4a8a-8c73-94dbb350348e https://share.transistor.fm/s/904844ca Opinions were divided on this one.  One of us enjoyed revisiting it after all these years, one of us will never watch it again, and one couldn't help but wonder what a movie about killer cereal would look like.  

]]> Opinions were divided on this one.  One of us enjoyed revisiting it after all these years, one of us will never watch it again, and one couldn't help but wonder what a movie about killer cereal would look like.  

]]> Tue, 30 Jul 2024 22:42:38 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3936 Opinions were divided on this one.  One of us enjoyed revisiting it after all these years, one of us will never watch it again, and one couldn't help but wonder what a movie about killer cereal would look like.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot 52 52 Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot full f4cd0120-7500-486a-ac1c-7a31a8478506 https://share.transistor.fm/s/4c1e379e "Stop or I'll Shoot Myself" became my prevailing thought while watching this movie.  I mean, Stallone fights crime in a diaper for Godsakes.  This is all your fault, Schwarzenegger.    

]]> "Stop or I'll Shoot Myself" became my prevailing thought while watching this movie.  I mean, Stallone fights crime in a diaper for Godsakes.  This is all your fault, Schwarzenegger.    

]]> Wed, 17 Jul 2024 18:18:49 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4649 "Stop or I'll Shoot Myself" became my prevailing thought while watching this movie.  I mean, Stallone fights crime in a diaper for Godsakes.  This is all your fault, Schwarzenegger.    

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Twins 51 51 Twins full 7709cb92-5294-4139-924b-85abe82b25f3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/ac4c6dba We're back!  It's been a minute.  Apologies.  But what better way to celebrate our return than deep-diving into Arnold's greatest role?  Conan The Barbarbian!  That's what we should've watched, but these assholes won't let me.  So, we watched Twins instead.  Whatever.

]]> We're back!  It's been a minute.  Apologies.  But what better way to celebrate our return than deep-diving into Arnold's greatest role?  Conan The Barbarbian!  That's what we should've watched, but these assholes won't let me.  So, we watched Twins instead.  Whatever.

]]> Sat, 29 Jun 2024 23:52:46 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4170 We're back!  It's been a minute.  Apologies.  But what better way to celebrate our return than deep-diving into Arnold's greatest role?  Conan The Barbarbian!  That's what we should've watched, but these assholes won't let me.  So, we watched Twins instead.  Whatever.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Rollerball (1975) 50 50 Rollerball (1975) full 912733cc-43af-4e1d-b6a6-d1b4148a7896 https://share.transistor.fm/s/7a9d70d5 Rollerball is one of those movies that make you want to strap on a pair of roller skates, go to your local rink, then hold onto the side of the wall as five-year-old children call you a bitch as they pass you on the left.   

]]> Rollerball is one of those movies that make you want to strap on a pair of roller skates, go to your local rink, then hold onto the side of the wall as five-year-old children call you a bitch as they pass you on the left.   

]]> Mon, 08 Apr 2024 00:24:21 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4090 Rollerball is one of those movies that make you want to strap on a pair of roller skates, go to your local rink, then hold onto the side of the wall as five-year-old children call you a bitch as they pass you on the left.   

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Child's Play 49 49 Child's Play full 29664869-c48b-4b0f-842b-471de35062ae https://share.transistor.fm/s/cd1e70c7 Robert ponders why you can't just kick Chucky across the room, and Jonas farts at the 1:15:30 mark.  I turned it up so everyone can hear it.  

]]> Robert ponders why you can't just kick Chucky across the room, and Jonas farts at the 1:15:30 mark.  I turned it up so everyone can hear it.  

]]> Mon, 25 Mar 2024 21:51:57 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4612 Robert ponders why you can't just kick Chucky across the room, and Jonas farts at the 1:15:30 mark.  I turned it up so everyone can hear it.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No The Quick and the Dead 48 48 The Quick and the Dead full 39ff6119-2836-49cc-bf4a-0af0a0f57830 https://share.transistor.fm/s/715bd273 In this episode, we praise Gene Hackman's badassery, while also admitting that when Leo dies in a movie, it's hard not to imagine a door floating right next to him that he chooses not to grab onto.  

]]> In this episode, we praise Gene Hackman's badassery, while also admitting that when Leo dies in a movie, it's hard not to imagine a door floating right next to him that he chooses not to grab onto.  

]]> Sat, 16 Mar 2024 19:14:28 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4814 In this episode, we praise Gene Hackman's badassery, while also admitting that when Leo dies in a movie, it's hard not to imagine a door floating right next to him that he chooses not to grab onto.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Cry Baby 47 47 Cry Baby full 999ac1c4-c4ec-4c9f-bc6b-cdf249f82d6e https://share.transistor.fm/s/c68c379a If you've ever lost both of your parents to lightning strikes or wondered what a jar full of tears tastes like, this is your podcast.  

]]> If you've ever lost both of your parents to lightning strikes or wondered what a jar full of tears tastes like, this is your podcast.  

]]> Sun, 11 Feb 2024 15:09:31 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3725 If you've ever lost both of your parents to lightning strikes or wondered what a jar full of tears tastes like, this is your podcast.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Willow 46 46 Willow full 5f291b23-75df-4b40-ab3b-bd3d4476910b https://share.transistor.fm/s/acb1b012 Hot take:  Willow plays like the Great Value brand of the Lord of the Rings movies.  Also, we play one of our favorite games, Roger Ebert's Reviews.   

]]> Hot take:  Willow plays like the Great Value brand of the Lord of the Rings movies.  Also, we play one of our favorite games, Roger Ebert's Reviews.   

]]> Fri, 13 Oct 2023 00:11:59 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4715 Hot take:  Willow plays like the Great Value brand of the Lord of the Rings movies.  Also, we play one of our favorite games, Roger Ebert's Reviews.   

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Ferris Bueller's Day Off 45 45 Ferris Bueller's Day Off full f412080f-74a7-46a2-a83f-67e89cb4bb2d https://share.transistor.fm/s/2f1ed95b Let's be honest, a better title would have been Preventing Cameron's Suicide Day -- yeesh.

]]> Let's be honest, a better title would have been Preventing Cameron's Suicide Day -- yeesh.

]]> Mon, 04 Sep 2023 01:08:03 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3986 Let's be honest, a better title would have been Preventing Cameron's Suicide Day -- yeesh.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Grease 2 44 44 Grease 2 full 37b87dff-5f3a-4da8-9893-d9128118b9e1 https://share.transistor.fm/s/1c38b880 Well, it's finally here.  Robert wore us down for over a year while championing Grease 2.  I still have mixed feelings, but I'm sure I'll come to terms with how I feel one day.  About Robert, I mean, not the movie.

]]> Well, it's finally here.  Robert wore us down for over a year while championing Grease 2.  I still have mixed feelings, but I'm sure I'll come to terms with how I feel one day.  About Robert, I mean, not the movie.

]]> Sun, 30 Jul 2023 00:47:52 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3852 Well, it's finally here.  Robert wore us down for over a year while championing Grease 2.  I still have mixed feelings, but I'm sure I'll come to terms with how I feel one day.  About Robert, I mean, not the movie.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Predator 43 43 Predator full 3f4fc4a0-a288-4eb4-a2f6-f0422161aa09 https://share.transistor.fm/s/2eaa1bcf You can't spell Predator without "biceps".  In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we all wanted to watch this again.

]]> You can't spell Predator without "biceps".  In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we all wanted to watch this again.

]]> Sun, 23 Jul 2023 21:09:27 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4120 You can't spell Predator without "biceps".  In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we all wanted to watch this again.

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Robocop 42 42 Robocop full c9283d8c-c2ab-4ed0-9cff-2985eed0f0f0 https://share.transistor.fm/s/01606795 In this episode, we re-review Robocop while simultaneously trying to figure out whether Robocop takes dumps or not.  

]]> In this episode, we re-review Robocop while simultaneously trying to figure out whether Robocop takes dumps or not.  

]]> Mon, 10 Jul 2023 21:53:19 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4083 In this episode, we re-review Robocop while simultaneously trying to figure out whether Robocop takes dumps or not.  

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Uncle Buck 41 41 Uncle Buck full e62a5119-30b7-472e-8b6a-6c5b0ab24b3b https://share.transistor.fm/s/0fe999fa If you've ever wanted to watch a moody teenager give John Candy some lip, this one is for you!

]]> If you've ever wanted to watch a moody teenager give John Candy some lip, this one is for you!

]]> Sun, 02 Jul 2023 16:19:44 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3852 If you've ever wanted to watch a moody teenager give John Candy some lip, this one is for you!

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Superman (1978) 40 40 Superman (1978) full e4d2bd3e-6d87-4caa-accd-399db69b81d9 https://share.transistor.fm/s/7404f6a9 A new poem by Lois Lane:  "Can you hear me out there?  Do podcast lovers even dare...listen to three friends talk shit about a man that flies through the air?  That's fair.  I got paid, so why should I even care?"

]]> A new poem by Lois Lane:  "Can you hear me out there?  Do podcast lovers even dare...listen to three friends talk shit about a man that flies through the air?  That's fair.  I got paid, so why should I even care?"

]]> Sun, 28 May 2023 23:14:26 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4663 A new poem by Lois Lane:  "Can you hear me out there?  Do podcast lovers even dare...listen to three friends talk shit about a man that flies through the air?  That's fair.  I got paid, so why should I even care?"

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Young Guns 39 39 Young Guns full 6197d3af-570c-4205-ba11-b6225c71acb6 https://share.transistor.fm/s/9dd36a48 "Regulators, mount up...shit, Billy just killed somebody."
"Fargin' hell, Billy, what did you just do?" 

There you go, you've just experienced Young Guns.  But you haven't listened to our podcast, which includes way more fargin's than the actual movie.   

]]> "Regulators, mount up...shit, Billy just killed somebody."
"Fargin' hell, Billy, what did you just do?" 

There you go, you've just experienced Young Guns.  But you haven't listened to our podcast, which includes way more fargin's than the actual movie.   

]]> Mon, 15 May 2023 22:42:29 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3716 "Regulators, mount up...shit, Billy just killed somebody."
"Fargin' hell, Billy, what did you just do?" 

There you go, you've just experienced Young Guns.  But you haven't listened to our podcast, which includes way more fargin's than the actual movie.   

]]> movie reviews, comedy No The Running Man 38 38 The Running Man full 0446e0e0-3193-4b24-92a1-6c02aa7c1da2 https://share.transistor.fm/s/63652a4e On this episode, we lament Arnold's excessive one-liners, going so far as to question...is it possible the Austrian Oak wrote them himself?  Also, I already regret writing that Austrian Oak line. 

]]> On this episode, we lament Arnold's excessive one-liners, going so far as to question...is it possible the Austrian Oak wrote them himself?  Also, I already regret writing that Austrian Oak line. 

]]> Sat, 01 Apr 2023 23:39:21 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4080 On this episode, we lament Arnold's excessive one-liners, going so far as to question...is it possible the Austrian Oak wrote them himself?  Also, I already regret writing that Austrian Oak line. 

]]> movie reviews, comedy No The Good Son 37 37 The Good Son full 2b93f443-e470-46a5-b414-af8705af974a https://share.transistor.fm/s/cb17c077 The Good Son asks the age-old question, who would you drop from a cliff onto a series of jagged rocks that presumably obliterated their body into a million pieces:  Your son (not so good) or your nephew?  I have my answer.  Do you?

]]> The Good Son asks the age-old question, who would you drop from a cliff onto a series of jagged rocks that presumably obliterated their body into a million pieces:  Your son (not so good) or your nephew?  I have my answer.  Do you?

]]> Thu, 09 Mar 2023 10:53:05 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4769 The Good Son asks the age-old question, who would you drop from a cliff onto a series of jagged rocks that presumably obliterated their body into a million pieces:  Your son (not so good) or your nephew?  I have my answer.  Do you?

]]> movie reviews, comedy No The Hand That Rocks The Cradle 36 36 The Hand That Rocks The Cradle full 71c417e1-e454-4299-a49f-f762a5d2b7b0 https://share.transistor.fm/s/43eb3b86 After watching The Crush, Single White Female, and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, I'm strangely saddened that my wife hasn't attempted to try and kill me.   

]]> After watching The Crush, Single White Female, and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, I'm strangely saddened that my wife hasn't attempted to try and kill me.   

]]> Fri, 10 Feb 2023 23:17:24 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3214 After watching The Crush, Single White Female, and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, I'm strangely saddened that my wife hasn't attempted to try and kill me.   

]]> movie reviews, comedy No Passenger 57 35 35 Passenger 57 full 867ac498-9799-4d49-b0de-8b87c3efbae5 https://share.transistor.fm/s/d6f458cc Sun, 25 Dec 2022 22:12:58 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4622 If you've never seen Passenger 57...always bet on black. Trust me, that makes just as much sense as when Wesley Snipes says it. If you've never seen Passenger 57...always bet on black. Trust me, that makes just as much sense as when Wesley Snipes says it. movie reviews, comedy No Single White Female 34 34 Single White Female full a00f10cc-2740-4df4-a96f-0853cc61be6f https://share.transistor.fm/s/fefffeee Sun, 27 Nov 2022 14:31:53 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4190 Jealousy. Obsession. Short haircuts. What else could you want in a sexy thriller? What's that? A cat thrown off a balcony window? Done and done. Jealousy. Obsession. Short haircuts. What else could you want in a sexy thriller? What's that? A cat thrown off a balcony window? Done and done. movie reviews, comedy No On Deadly Ground 33 33 On Deadly Ground full 8727b8dd-56da-4a7d-bafe-570ab8d59cb5 https://share.transistor.fm/s/c21336f5 Wed, 12 Oct 2022 08:22:19 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4568 In honor of R. Lee Ermey: This is the kind of podcast that will make you laugh so hard you'll crap your mother's panties. These guys hate on Seagal so bad that when Seagal takes a shower, he's going to need a bar of soap made up of unicorn kisses to wash away his tears. In honor of R. Lee Ermey: This is the kind of podcast that will make you laugh so hard you'll crap your mother's panties. These guys hate on Seagal so bad that when Seagal takes a shower, he's going to need a bar of soap made up of unicorn kisses to was movie reviews, comedy No Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (and award show!) 32 32 Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (and award show!) full 4579f905-dd92-4480-9b4b-764764f610c5 https://share.transistor.fm/s/dcb774e3 Tue, 20 Sep 2022 00:25:37 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3686 There's a lot to like: The set pieces are fantastic, the characters are well-developed, and don't get me started on the action. Unfortunately, the movie I'm talking about is Braveheart, not this hot turd. But hey, at least we get to do our first ever award show! That's something! There's a lot to like: The set pieces are fantastic, the characters are well-developed, and don't get me started on the action. Unfortunately, the movie I'm talking about is Braveheart, not this hot turd. But hey, at least we get to do our first ever movie reviews, comedy No Ghost 31 31 Ghost full 3ade246a-2dae-4c50-8254-3ea83797f334 https://share.transistor.fm/s/088f3056 Wed, 31 Aug 2022 22:33:42 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4666 In this episode Jonas discovers it's okay to cry in front of other people and we all agree that watching Ghost Door would have made for a better movie. In this episode Jonas discovers it's okay to cry in front of other people and we all agree that watching Ghost Door would have made for a better movie. movie reviews, comedy No The Crush 30 30 The Crush full 6e164bc9-2b9e-48a9-a77d-08895645c5cd https://share.transistor.fm/s/d23082f2 Mon, 25 Jul 2022 00:56:57 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 5072 Fans of Cary Elwes should turn away now. The guys and I break down who the real predator here is...and it's not Alicia Silverstone. Also, We Can Make It Better makes its first appearance on the show. Fans of Cary Elwes should turn away now. The guys and I break down who the real predator here is...and it's not Alicia Silverstone. Also, We Can Make It Better makes its first appearance on the show. movie reviews, comedy No Alien Nation 29 29 Alien Nation full 94820ed0-2060-40d5-bc7d-d129e0c831bd https://share.transistor.fm/s/8a66d8cd Mon, 18 Jul 2022 00:14:45 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3796 It's a 2 for 1!! We review both the Alien Nation theatrical movie, as well as the Alien Nation TV show. Which one is better? You'll have to listen to find out. It's a 2 for 1!! We review both the Alien Nation theatrical movie, as well as the Alien Nation TV show. Which one is better? You'll have to listen to find out. movie reviews, comedy No Timecop 28 28 Timecop full b5ef258b-8079-4968-8050-2ea83a6685bc https://share.transistor.fm/s/9ee3180c Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:24:13 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4924 We're back with a little...time...to kill. The guys and I review one of JCVD's most popular movies, Timecop, and discuss whether his ass still holds up after 20 years. You're a liar if you say you're not intrigued. We're back with a little...time...to kill. The guys and I review one of JCVD's most popular movies, Timecop, and discuss whether his ass still holds up after 20 years. You're a liar if you say you're not intrigued. movie reviews, comedy No Falling Down 27 27 Falling Down full fbda86c1-2406-4008-824f-1236687cd07d https://share.transistor.fm/s/962e92ea Fri, 13 May 2022 01:19:18 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4236 Who hasn't wanted to punch the store clerk in the face after the Slurpee machine stops working? Michael Douglas knows. We also get to play a brand new game and If There Was A Sequel is back! Who hasn't wanted to punch the store clerk in the face after the Slurpee machine stops working? Michael Douglas knows. We also get to play a brand new game and If There Was A Sequel is back! movie reviews, comedy No Natural Born Killers 26 26 Natural Born Killers full 0f75cede-3e31-4615-9f0f-b52f0b2d66c3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/b6d0cb0d Sun, 27 Mar 2022 22:04:45 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3307 We dive into Juliette Lewis' singing performance and TarzDan The Magnificent makes a guest appearance. We dive into Juliette Lewis' singing performance and TarzDan The Magnificent makes a guest appearance. movie reviews, comedy No Surviving The Game 25 25 Surviving The Game full f02c6634-7301-4d17-ba45-3ad9d0b28ec6 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bc101e50 Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:25:25 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4817 You may have always asked yourself, "Why wasn't there a Surviving The Game 2?" Here's your answer: Because there was a part one. You may have always asked yourself, "Why wasn't there a Surviving The Game 2?" Here's your answer: Because there was a part one. movie reviews, comedy No Pee Wee's Big Adventure 24 24 Pee Wee's Big Adventure full 62c95cbe-9e88-4b68-b3a4-9248df7c8c45 https://share.transistor.fm/s/9d86d356 Tue, 11 Jan 2022 23:02:44 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3296 Pee Wee's Big Adventure...also known as An Autistic Man Looks For His Bike For Two Hours. Pee Wee's Big Adventure...also known as An Autistic Man Looks For His Bike For Two Hours. movie reviews, comedy No The Monster Squad 23 23 The Monster Squad full f65cc561-2e06-4aa7-842b-f3c7d5a43f09 https://share.transistor.fm/s/341f8103 Thu, 09 Dec 2021 22:10:05 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3767 This movie kicked me in the nards. This movie kicked me in the nards. movie reviews, comedy No Teen Wolf 22 22 Teen Wolf full ff8bc39f-973c-4155-a66f-87c3572a3348 https://share.transistor.fm/s/9e690895 Thu, 25 Nov 2021 00:43:43 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3693 I explore the possibility that Boof is actually Scott's mom, what it sounds like when a werewolf climaxes, and try and hold in my vomit after listening to the guys praise the Win In The End song. I explore the possibility that Boof is actually Scott's mom, what it sounds like when a werewolf climaxes, and try and hold in my vomit after listening to the guys praise the Win In The End song. movie reviews, comedy No Darkman 21 21 Darkman full 98d82df4-fd23-4621-a7fb-c918fa04e392 https://share.transistor.fm/s/c20a51c7 Thu, 11 Nov 2021 22:47:52 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4320 You will be shocked by what we discovered in this episode. Who really set up Darkman? And why didn't Julie just take the fucking elephant? You will be shocked by what we discovered in this episode. Who really set up Darkman? And why didn't Julie just take the fucking elephant? movie reviews, comedy No E.T. 20 20 E.T. full ea58000a-f938-4e8d-8ffc-772d1fa821ec https://share.transistor.fm/s/0dadccb7 Sat, 30 Oct 2021 21:15:44 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4231 In this episode we talk about Peter Coyote's junk and try and figure out a way to mix in the word 'testicle' with Extra Terrestrial. By the way, it's Extra Testicle. In this episode we talk about Peter Coyote's junk and try and figure out a way to mix in the word 'testicle' with Extra Terrestrial. By the way, it's Extra Testicle. movie reviews, comedy No Street Fighter 19 19 Street Fighter full 6a8dc8e4-5b55-4397-a110-66deec5457a3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/cbb2d0ed Mon, 30 Aug 2021 18:00:10 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4207 What do you call a movie without fighting? Street. That's it. Not Street Fighter. Just Street. What do you call a movie without fighting? Street. That's it. Not Street Fighter. Just Street. movie reviews, comedy No City Slickers 18 18 City Slickers full a148af56-dfc1-4df8-8873-2aa7559a25e3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/002e2fa3 Sun, 22 Aug 2021 16:59:46 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4158 It's another podcast...Norman, HELLOOOOO. Also, we talk about Titty Slickers a little bit. An underrated gem. It's another podcast...Norman, HELLOOOOO. Also, we talk about Titty Slickers a little bit. An underrated gem. movie reviews, comedy No Drop Dead Fred 17 17 Drop Dead Fred full 26face68-3e81-4568-aa19-8ac106e00994 https://share.transistor.fm/s/586dfcb9 Sun, 25 Jul 2021 21:41:24 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4417 Ever wonder what a deep-dive of Drop Dead Fred sounds like? No, me neither. But we did it anyway. Ever wonder what a deep-dive of Drop Dead Fred sounds like? No, me neither. But we did it anyway. movie reviews, comedy No Demolition Man 16 16 Demolition Man full f7ad80e9-d5ff-4628-8c58-ac1971f9005f https://share.transistor.fm/s/1c4b5265 Mon, 24 May 2021 23:46:27 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4419 "You have been fined one credit for listening to this podcast." "You have been fined one credit for listening to this podcast." movie reviews, comedy No Gremlins Part 2 15 15 Gremlins Part 2 full 4675869b-a566-44c6-889f-bd8cd7270460 https://share.transistor.fm/s/a25d473e Mon, 17 May 2021 15:51:06 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3332 Stick around for everyone's pee break. Spoiler alert: Gross. Stick around for everyone's pee break. Spoiler alert: Gross. movie reviews, comedy No Gremlins Part 1 14 14 Gremlins Part 1 full dfc83056-47bb-4f0c-a9f2-69e00999c084 https://share.transistor.fm/s/2dc2c06e Sun, 25 Apr 2021 17:45:24 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3334 Don't feed them after midnight, don't get them wet, and don't get drunk while reviewing Gremlins. Don't feed them after midnight, don't get them wet, and don't get drunk while reviewing Gremlins. movie reviews, comedy No My Cousin Vinny 13 13 My Cousin Vinny full 6e8db710-7f05-4ac8-a831-8e40ad78f405 https://share.transistor.fm/s/15129e18 Mon, 22 Mar 2021 18:48:13 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 2867 JURRRY...uh...uh...we...have...uh...uh...another...hilarrrrious...uh...episode...for...uh...you. JURRRY...uh...uh...we...have...uh...uh...another...hilarrrrious...uh...episode...for...uh...you. movie reviews, comedy No The Rock 12 12 The Rock full ae3a7915-23ed-499c-9437-f8dd8b39c3b9 https://share.transistor.fm/s/245a3b00 Mon, 08 Mar 2021 13:58:33 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4286 Robert's Sean Connery impression is uncanny. Money Penny? Monnnnney Penny. Robert's Sean Connery impression is uncanny. Money Penny? Monnnnney Penny. movie reviews, comedy No Batman 11 11 Batman full d0303195-9a7b-4b52-b53d-66e9733a985d https://share.transistor.fm/s/6dfa9f3a Wed, 03 Feb 2021 17:17:29 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4239 If I told you Jonas is about to lose his wife to Michael Keaton, would you listen? If I told you Jonas is about to lose his wife to Michael Keaton, would you listen? movie reviews, comedy No Hard To Kill 10 10 Hard To Kill full 0310a3d6-a558-4f4f-8903-f289ebbd658c https://share.transistor.fm/s/cb507e55 Sun, 03 Jan 2021 00:32:30 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 4141 We are going on a sacred journey, my friends. Arm breaks, blood banks, and Robert says the words "big hog". You don't want to miss this one. We are going on a sacred journey, my friends. Arm breaks, blood banks, and Robert says the words "big hog". You don't want to miss this one. movie reviews, comedy No Lionheart 9 9 Lionheart full ec7869cf-7632-4426-97ce-c4982e0fe5c7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/7f871016 Mon, 14 Dec 2020 23:04:22 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3565 It's game time! And sequel time! And a shit load of AHHHH's! It's game time! And sequel time! And a shit load of AHHHH's! movie reviews, comedy No Big 8 8 Big full 73873da9-985a-4276-9b60-535c0edfaf63 https://share.transistor.fm/s/52198d7c Sun, 22 Nov 2020 22:44:08 -0800 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3780 Robert Loggia will never be remembered the same way ever again. Robert Loggia will never be remembered the same way ever again. movie reviews, comedy No The Lost Boys 7 7 The Lost Boys full b6be6181-8757-4dda-9188-c1326622cc77 https://share.transistor.fm/s/bce20f21 Mon, 26 Oct 2020 00:04:26 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3084 It's our Halloween Spook-tacular episode! I would be shocked if you don't rub a bottle of baby oil on your chest by the end of this episode. It's our Halloween Spook-tacular episode! I would be shocked if you don't rub a bottle of baby oil on your chest by the end of this episode. movie reviews, comedy No Nightmare On Elm Street 6 6 Nightmare On Elm Street full 5491d2e2-de84-49e8-b064-d67beca856d7 https://share.transistor.fm/s/35451e0c Sun, 25 Oct 2020 14:08:39 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3558 We dive into horror for the first time and play a new game...What The Fuck Did They Say? We dive into horror for the first time and play a new game...What The Fuck Did They Say? movie reviews, comedy No Stand By Me 5 5 Stand By Me full 72b91722-f397-4991-a45c-a1c73a21e9e3 https://share.transistor.fm/s/4c02821e Mon, 14 Sep 2020 18:36:13 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3080 Four friends travel to find a dead...ah, who am I kidding...let's just talk about the leech on Gordie's balls. Four friends travel to find a dead...ah, who am I kidding...let's just talk about the leech on Gordie's balls. movie reviews, comedy Yes Innerspace 4 4 Innerspace full ca65300e-3d3f-490d-9b40-501be9175252 https://share.transistor.fm/s/c17892e3 Mon, 14 Sep 2020 18:28:49 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3436 Stay tuned for an all new If There Was a Sequel. Stay tuned for an all new If There Was a Sequel. movie reviews, comedy Yes Short Circuit 3 3 Short Circuit full d2bdeee0-4416-4b79-b5f8-f3503775c47d https://share.transistor.fm/s/4916ec94 Mon, 14 Sep 2020 18:09:31 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 2646 We have a special guest! No, it's not Johnny Five. That would have been fucking awesome. We have a special guest! No, it's not Johnny Five. That would have been fucking awesome. movie reviews, comedy Yes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I'm sorry) 2 2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I'm sorry) full 763f0610-5d36-4936-b01c-01913f9158c8 https://share.transistor.fm/s/89a3c3d6 Mon, 14 Sep 2020 17:58:56 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3703 Does TMNT's hold up? If you're honestly pondering that question right now there's something wrong with you. Does TMNT's hold up? If you're honestly pondering that question right now there's something wrong with you. movie reviews, comedy Yes Red Dawn 1 1 Red Dawn full 986a90e5-9c7e-4aff-9927-f82244dce13d https://share.transistor.fm/s/6d5cad04 Mon, 14 Sep 2020 17:42:50 -0700 Dan Widener Dan Widener 3887 So many RPG's...so little time. So many RPG's...so little time. movie reviews, comedy Yes